1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,677 [upbeat pop music playing] 2 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:13,596 [Big Show] Oh, yeah! 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,015 - [music fades] - Here it is! 4 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:19,477 Dad and Lola's world-famous hot dog tater tot casserole! 5 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,937 Boom appétit! 6 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:21,855 [audience laughs] 7 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,648 Dad, I think it's bon appétit. 8 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,817 Not when it's an explosion of flavors. 9 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,444 This is like eating fireworks. 10 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,695 JJ, you can't eat fireworks! 11 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:30,196 [audience laughs] 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,490 Dad and I came up with this recipe when I was eight. 13 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,743 We stuffed our faces while binging Top Chef. 14 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,401 And then we made these aprons. 15 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,620 Because you're nerds? 16 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,432 - [audience laughs] - And now this is gonna be 17 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,750 on Good Mid-Morning, Tampa Bay with Mike & May. 18 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:42,993 I'm gonna be on their segment 19 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,723 where celebrities make their favorite dish. 20 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,880 Which celebrity is making your dish? 21 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,507 - [audience laughs] - [chuckles mockingly] Just try it. 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,259 This looks like trash, 23 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,677 but it's delish. 24 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:53,762 [audience laughs] 25 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,045 I told you the Greek yogurt would give it a little kick. 26 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,933 Dad didn't want to put it in 'cause he's safe and old. 27 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,810 - [utensils rattle] - [girls] Ooh! 28 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,020 [audience laughs] 29 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:05,148 I may be old, but I am also beautiful. 30 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,232 Just like this dish, 31 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,525 which is a masterpiece, 32 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:08,609 like the Mona Lisa. 33 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,320 Or Crocs, the world's breeziest shoe. 34 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:11,321 [audience laughs] 35 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,238 None for me. 36 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,407 It's too heavy. I'm debating Taylor Swift today, 37 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,950 and I need to stay sharp. 38 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:19,204 [exhales] I love Taylor Swift. I would kill to be in her squad. 39 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,498 - [audience laughs] - Dad, we've been over this. 40 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,999 Different Taylor Swift. 41 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,043 - Doesn't change how I feel! - [audience laughs] 42 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:26,961 Taylor's already ahead of me in the polls, 43 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,631 and now I heard Monica B. might be endorsing him. 44 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,467 Isn't Monica B. that girl that lived in a car with her dad? 45 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:33,718 - [audience laughs] - No! 46 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,470 She's the biggest Influencer in school. 47 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,764 She's been Instagramming the entire election. 48 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,308 If you get her to endorse you, game over. 49 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,286 - [audience laughs] - [Cassy sighs heavily] 50 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,354 I'm gonna have to DVR your cooking thing today. 51 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,208 If I can get the Stevens to put a bid on the Lippon listing... 52 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,233 You mean the haunted one? 53 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:49,442 No, not haunted. 54 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:52,737 - We're calling it "spiritually adjacent." - [audience laughs] 55 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:56,825 But if I can sell that haunted house, I can finally get my promotion. 56 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,576 Oh. Wait a minute. 57 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,911 What is going on? 58 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,831 [female newscaster] Breaking news: a sinkhole has opened 59 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,333 at the corner of Bayside and Palm Drive. 60 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,461 Bayside and Palm? That's across the street from the kids' school. 61 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:11,256 - [both groaning] Oh, no. - [phones chiming] 62 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,508 - [Cassy sighs] - And school is canceled. 63 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:14,801 - [yelling] No! - Yes! 64 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:15,885 But I have my debate! 65 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:17,637 This is a disaster! 66 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,265 Both natural and personal! 67 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:21,266 [audience laughs] 68 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,642 What is a sinkhole anyway? 69 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:25,562 It's this terrifying thing where the Earth collapses in on itself 70 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:29,357 and swallows cars and homes, and like pretty much everything else. 71 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,483 [chanting] Sinkhole Day! 72 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,877 - Sinkhole Day! - [audience laughs] 73 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:32,735 Sinkhole Day! 74 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,363 [screaming] Sinkhole Day! 75 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,446 [audience laughs] 76 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,553 - What can I say? The kid loves a sinkhole. - [audience laughs] 77 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,076 [bells ding] 78 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,539 [upbeat pop opening credit playing] 79 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:46,291 [music fades] 80 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:48,084 [sighs] Okay, if school's canceled, 81 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,048 we need to figure out what to do with the girls. 82 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:53,047 I'm gonna head to the Greyhound track. I got a hot tip on the third race. 83 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,131 [audience laughs] 84 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,176 - That's a no. - [audience laughs] 85 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,970 Hey, why don't you come to the station with me, 86 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:00,933 so you can see our dish get its big TV premiere? 87 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,184 Well, I was gonna stay home and watch your old wrestling DVDs. 88 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,644 - Really? - No! God, no! Of course I wanna come! 89 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,048 - [audience laughs] - [both cheer] 90 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:09,647 Are you sure that's a good idea? 91 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,734 You two get so competitive and always end up arguing. 92 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:16,321 This is mid-morning TV. Almost 2,000 people might be watching. 93 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:17,488 [audience laughs] 94 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,032 Relax, Cass. 95 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,365 We got this. 96 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,785 Hey, JJ, you should come to work with me today. 97 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,412 I think you, in particular, 98 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:27,248 could benefit from seeing how honest hard work can pay off. 99 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,500 That sounds like a snooze, homie. 100 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,668 [audience laughs] 101 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,670 But I am the mayor of your office. 102 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,589 Those fools love me. 103 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:35,964 Let's do it. 104 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,091 [audience laughs] 105 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:38,384 Okay, that just leaves Mandy. 106 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:41,262 Guys, I'm old enough to stay home by myself. 107 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,466 It's only a couple of hours. 108 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,765 Ooh, I'm not sure. 109 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:47,101 I could really use the day off to strategize optics for my campaign. 110 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,478 Yep, she's fine to stay home. 111 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,646 [audience laughs] 112 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,124 - [hip-hop plays] - ♪ You in the big leagues now ♪ 113 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:53,691 ♪ You in the big leagues now ♪ 114 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,486 ♪ You in the big leagues now ♪ 115 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,571 ♪ Yeah, you in the big leagues now ♪ 116 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,157 ♪ Yeah, you in the big leagues now ♪ 117 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,242 ♪ Yeah ♪ 118 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,752 - [music stops] - Cameron, are you rocking skinny jeans? 119 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,629 Love the confidence, my friend. 120 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:15,964 [audience laughs] 121 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,341 You went to one company picnic and you know everyone. 122 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,425 How is that possible? 123 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,177 People just wanna be seen, Mom. 124 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,470 [audience laughs] 125 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:23,971 Whoa! 126 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,765 When did you guys get a toy desk? 127 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,035 - I am very much here for this. - [Cassy] No, no, no. 128 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,394 No, this is Gary's desk, 129 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,021 and those are not toys, they are collectibles. 130 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,105 [audience laughs] 131 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,774 I need this Eleven Funko. 132 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,026 It'll complete my Stranger Things set. 133 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,611 Honey, honey, please, put it back. 134 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,154 You need to ask Gary's permission. 135 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,365 But you can't because he took vacation time 136 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,033 to get more skins on Fortnite. 137 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,161 He says 12-year-olds have the whole summer off, and it's not fair. 138 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,329 [audience laughs] 139 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,622 - Oh, hi, JJ! - Hi! 140 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,499 - Cassy, here's your morning latte. - Oh! 141 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:52,750 Half caff, no foam. 142 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,336 I had the barista write "Sassy" instead of "Cassy." 143 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,796 Because A, you are, 144 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,256 and B, I'm extra. 145 00:04:58,339 --> 00:04:59,339 [audience laughs] 146 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,633 Hey, my dad is on his way up. 147 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,428 My stepmother texted me that he shot three over par this morning 148 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:04,762 and is in a foul mood. 149 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,241 - [sighs] Thanks for the heads up, Bennett. - [Bennett] Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,183 - Oh, hi, Dad! - You know you can't call me that 151 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,101 in the office. 152 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:12,288 - [audience laughs] - All right, everybody, take a knee. 153 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,646 As you know for legal reasons, 154 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,273 I have to promote one of you. 155 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,900 I've decided to make my decision at the end of the day today. 156 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,902 That gives you all eight hours to wow me. 157 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:20,820 Now get out there, 158 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:22,447 [clicks tongue] close some deals. 159 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,115 [chuckles] That's my dad! 160 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,409 - [Bennett laughs] Hey! - [doors rattle] 161 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,493 [audience laughs] 162 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,288 Mom, if you need, I can get lost for the afternoon. 163 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,832 I have a buttload of Chuck E. Cheese tickets to cash in. 164 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,043 No, no. No, honey, you are my secret weapon. 165 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,931 If the sinkhole hadn't happened, I would've snuck you out of school. 166 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,214 - [phone ringing] - I love where your head's at, lady. 167 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:42,178 - [audience laughs] - [upbeat pop music playing] 168 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:44,260 [music fades] 169 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,679 I don't understand how Taylor Swift is beating me. 170 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,682 I am the only issues-driven candidate in this election. 171 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,934 Your green initiative is ground-breaking. 172 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,812 Could we make that a blue initiative? 173 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:55,980 Because I can't wear green. 174 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,064 My mom's life coach 175 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:59,567 - says it makes me look like a vegetable. - [audience laughs] 176 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,070 Kennedy, we've talked about this. 177 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:04,614 My green initiative is about the environment. 178 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,742 You know what? Just keep glittering. 179 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:08,825 [audience laughs] 180 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,454 The problem is, Taylor Swift is killing us 181 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,097 with his idea to put Coke Zero in all the school water fountains. 182 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:16,125 Coke Zero is literally better for you than water. 183 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,210 [audience laughs] 184 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,337 We just need an edge. 185 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,672 Something to move us past Taylor. 186 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,092 You know, I do have homeroom with The Wolf. 187 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,935 He knows everything about everyone at school. 188 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,328 I'm sure he could dig up some dirt 189 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,262 - on Taylor Swift. - No. 190 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,472 Absolutely not. 191 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,475 We are a campaign built on integrity and honesty. 192 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,643 I love that quote. 193 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,770 I'm gonna InstaStory it right now. 194 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,897 Oh, no, Mandy, don't look at your phone. 195 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,273 Oh, God, yeah, don't look. 196 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,193 - Why can't I look at my phone? - Kennedy, get rid of the phone! 197 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:43,277 [Kennedy yelps] 198 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,278 No, not your phone! 199 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,696 Mandy's! [sighs] 200 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,824 That makes a lot more sense. [chuckles] 201 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:48,908 [audience laughs] 202 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,929 - [dance music plays] - ITme to spill the tea with Monica B. 203 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,497 So the Taylor Swift campaign has informed me 204 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:57,500 that Mandy was held back a grade in Kindergarten! 205 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:58,943 - [audience laughs] - Can you even? 206 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,294 I know I can't. 207 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,215 I mean, do we really want a flunk for president? 208 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:05,883 I didn't flunk! 209 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,727 I just missed the second half of Kindergarten 210 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,863 - due to a severe tetherball injury. - [audience laughs] 211 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:12,640 Oh, my God, you're really getting roasted in these comments. 212 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,643 "Rumor has it Mandy is actually 17." 213 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:16,602 [audience laughs] 214 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,980 "I heard Mandy's so old she takes a probiotic every day." 215 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:21,023 When did it become a crime to have good digestion? 216 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:21,941 [audience laughs] 217 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,110 - [exasperated] What is happening? - Mandy... 218 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,612 what do you want me to do? 219 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,071 [Mandy exhales steadily] 220 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:29,407 Get me The Wolf. 221 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,452 Taylor Swift is going down. 222 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,828 [upbeat music playing] 223 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,457 - [music fades] - [Lola] This is so cool! 224 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,417 I remember when we came up with this recipe. 225 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,919 Me too. You were eight and you were visiting for the weekend. 226 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,173 You accidentally rented Magic Mike 'cause you thought it was about magicians. 227 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,467 - [audience laughs] - Well! Today's show 228 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,385 is gonna be big! Get it? 229 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,720 'Cause you're the Big... 230 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,138 - [audience laughs] - I'm May. 231 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,807 - And this is? - This is my daughter, Lola. 232 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,267 You know what? 233 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:58,186 She should cook with you on the show. 234 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,854 That would be so cute! 235 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:03,524 - Really? - Yeah, we love families on this show. 236 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,027 We just had the mayor here yesterday with his cat, 237 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:09,197 which is kind of sad, but you know, some people have animals for family. 238 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,741 - [audience laughs] - I wish we had our aprons. 239 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,285 One step ahead of you, big guy. I brought 'em just in case. 240 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,162 Wonderful! Put those on right now. 241 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,122 We're about to go live. Oh, and FYI, 242 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,206 because of the sinkhole, 243 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,334 we're cutting your segment from five minutes to one. 244 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,294 - Wait, what? - [theme music plays] 245 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,379 Good Mid-Morning, Tampa Bay! 246 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,463 I'm May [accent] Fernanda Delgado [non-accent] Roth 247 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:31,344 and I'm joined this mid-morning by WWE star, the Big Show, 248 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:34,180 and his adorable daughter, Lola. 249 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:38,935 They're gonna be preparing their special hot dog tater tot casserole. 250 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,229 Good Mid-Morning, Tampa Bay! 251 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,814 First, we normally want to thinly slice 252 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,898 our hot dogs, 253 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,486 although those don't look thinly sliced, they look like wolves tore them apart. 254 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,737 We don't have time, Dad! 255 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,405 The next step is... 256 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,406 Greek yogurt! 257 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,676 It's a way to make something old and lame seem better. 258 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,012 - Where did you get the yogurt? - [mumbles] Got it from home. 259 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,037 We don't need it. 260 00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,789 - Yes, we do. - No, we don't. 261 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,082 We got burning tots, folks! 262 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,208 - Burning tots! - My tots! 263 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,291 [audience laughs] 264 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,034 - [Big Show sighs] - [pan thuds] 265 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,713 Look at that! 266 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,383 Well, these got a little burnt so we'll do it again. 267 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,385 - [straining] Nope. - Okay, no time! 268 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,970 These came out perfectly! 269 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,054 Okay, let's wrap this up! 270 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,473 All right, the next step is you wanna add the hot dogs... 271 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,849 - Oh. - ...then you wanna add 272 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,351 the chili and onions! 273 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,408 - [Lola] And Greek yogurt! - [screams] No! 274 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,230 - [Big Show screaming] - [audience oohs] 275 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:25,648 [audience laughs] 276 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,610 Well, folks, that turned out to be a real shoot show. 277 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,956 - [audience laughs] - Everyone wave goodbye. 278 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,408 - [upbeat music playing] - [audience laughs] 279 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,244 - [music fades] - [Cassy] Okay, 280 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,704 the Stevens are parking. 281 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,956 [sighs] This is the first real interest we've had. 282 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:43,749 Today is all about closing the deal. 283 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,667 I'm on it. 284 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,630 - [knocking at door] - [Cassy laughs] Ooh, okay. 285 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,966 Phil, Terra! [chuckles] Thank you so much for coming back. 286 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,010 I think this house 287 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,761 has everything you're looking for. 288 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,347 Huge backyard, located in a good school district. 289 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,434 - It's got great bones. - Literally. 290 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,643 [audience laughs] 291 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,937 Oh! And, uh... [chuckles] this is my daughter JJ. 292 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,481 I had to bring her to work with me today. Sinkhole day! 293 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,816 [audience laughs] 294 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,128 Guys, I could totally see you living here with your kids, 295 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,946 watching them cartwheel around the room. Wanna see me do it? 296 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,630 Oh, wait! No, no, JJ. They don't need... 297 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,783 Actually, could we maybe see that? 298 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,370 - [audience laughs] - Terra, I thought you'd never ask! 299 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,496 [audience laughs] 300 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,416 And she did it. 301 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,001 - Wow! - Ta-da! 302 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,210 [Terra laughs] 303 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,004 Aw, that's so cute! 304 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,056 Do you mind if we take another peek upstairs? 305 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,842 - Yeah, take all the time you need. - Here you go. 306 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,052 [Cassy chuckles] 307 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,553 We do have that couple from Beijing 308 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,097 with the all-cash offer coming to see the house in a bit. 309 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,725 They can wait. Whatever you need. 310 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,228 [restrained cheering] 311 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,582 Did you see how we played that Beijing thing perfectly? 312 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,983 Guys, we are gonna sell this house today! 313 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,193 JJ, you were great! 314 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,777 Happy to help. 315 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,030 - Let's talk about my cut. - Oh. 316 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,449 Thirty extra minutes of iPad is a fun place to start. 317 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,575 [audience laughs] 318 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,036 [upbeat pop music playing] 319 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,788 - [music fades] - [Mandy] Okay, The Wolf 320 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,872 will be here any minute. 321 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,041 Don't forget, he only accepts payments of gift cards. 322 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,834 Kennedy got one from her dad's drawer. 323 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,628 Kennedy, this isn't a gift card. 324 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,755 This is an AmEx Black Card. 325 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,299 So? It's a card that buys you gifts. 326 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,183 - [audience laughs] - What's the problem here? 327 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,238 Just take the Starbucks gift card I got for my Bat Mitzvah. 328 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,139 - [audience laughs] - [doorbell rings] 329 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,683 He's here. 330 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,020 Oh, hi, The Wolf! 331 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,021 [audience laughs] 332 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,065 - [board clicks backwards] - [Olivia gasps] 333 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,778 What? What does it say? 334 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,946 Come on! Tell us! 335 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,949 Make this go viral. 336 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,492 [upbeat music playing] 337 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,204 [music fades] 338 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,432 You know, if you didn't insist on using Greek yogurt, 339 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,776 this wouldn't have happened. I think you owe me an apology. 340 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,546 [impassioned] Well, I think you owe regional daytime television an apology. 341 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,716 - [audience laughs] - Lola, you embarrassed me out there. 342 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,135 [scoffs] Dad, you embarrassed yourself. 343 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,345 You lost your mind 'cause I made one little change 344 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,555 to your stupid dish. 345 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,265 It wasn't stupid when you were eight! 346 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,142 Yeah, but I'm not eight anymore. 347 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,936 My cooking tastes have elevated past hot dogs and tater tots. 348 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,939 Oh! Well, excuse me, Wolfgang Suck! 349 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,315 [audience laughs] 350 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,239 What are you saying? That you're a better cook? 351 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,027 Sorry, is that not clear? 352 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,111 [yells] Yes, I'm saying I'm a better cook than you! 353 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,990 - [audience laughs] - [laughing] Oh... 354 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,073 Okay. 355 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,617 There's only one way to settle this. 356 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,461 - And that's a cook-off. What? - In the ring? 357 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,582 Okay, fine, cook-off. But, next time, it's in the ring. 358 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,025 - [audience laughs] - Ground rules: 359 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,294 one hour, three courses, 360 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,462 you can only use food 361 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,796 that's in this house. 362 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,215 - You ready? - I was born ready. 363 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,099 Actually, you were born three weeks premature, 364 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,969 which means you were born far from ready. 365 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,179 - Ha! - [audience laughs] 366 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,723 [upbeat music playing] 367 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,017 - [music fades] - [Cassy] They've been up there a while. 368 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,435 That's a good sign, right? 369 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,895 Uh, great sign. 370 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,481 You're so fudging close to closing this fudging deal. 371 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,024 Language, Bennett. 372 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,400 [audience laughs] 373 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,164 You know, Bennett, if I get this promotion, 374 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,196 you move up, too. It's a win for both of us. 375 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,279 Wow. 376 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,741 Maybe my dad will stop calling me the son he never had. 377 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,824 [audience laughs] 378 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,910 Let's not get too excited. 379 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,245 We still have to disclose that the previous tenant 380 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,622 died in the house. 381 00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,373 Or, just a pitch: 382 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,957 maybe we don't. 383 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711 [stammers] No, we have to. We're legally obligated. 384 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,421 It's a grey area. 385 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,625 You know, we cut a little corner to get the deal done. 386 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,219 - One little corner? - Yeah, there's lots of other corners! 387 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,222 - [audience laughs] - Oh, so just one little corner? 388 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,640 - Little. - [audience laughs] 389 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,850 We really love this house. 390 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,434 We're in. 391 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,523 I am required by law to tell you that this house... 392 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,886 We'll pay a hundred over asking. 393 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,609 [Bennett quietly gasps] 394 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,570 - ...gets great light in the morning! - [audience laughs] 395 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,676 [Monica B.] Hot "goss" from The Wolf! 396 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,300 - [hip music plays] - Apparently, "Taylor" 397 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,284 isn't Taylor Swift's real first name! 398 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,078 It's Cliff! 399 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,204 That's right! 400 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,664 Cliff Swift! 401 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:52,915 - [audience laughs] - Yikes! 402 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,543 Guys, do we really want to hear 403 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,045 President Cliff Swift at every assembly? 404 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,047 I know I don't. 405 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,342 And that's The Tea with Monica B. [kisses] 406 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,719 - [audience laughs] - Wow. 407 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,596 That was quick. 408 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,431 And really harsh. 409 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,141 Listen to these comments. 410 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,561 "Cliff sounds like my mom's rebound boyfriend." 411 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,479 - [audience laughs] - Congratulations, Mandy. 412 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,897 You destroyed him. 413 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,399 You must feel great. 414 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,442 Uh... 415 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,651 I guess. 416 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,782 Are you okay? 417 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,241 I don't know. 418 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,535 Did we go too far? 419 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,996 I mean, Taylor Swift is a sixth grader. 420 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,663 Just like us. 421 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,375 Yeah, that is so true. 422 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,044 Oh! Oh, Taylor Swift! 423 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,089 Like the singer! I just got it! That is amazing! 424 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,340 [audience laughs] 425 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,758 Oh, my God, Kennedy. 426 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,760 There's not enough glitter in the world. 427 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,930 - I know. It makes me so sad. - [audience laughs] 428 00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,558 [upbeat pop music playing] 429 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,642 [music fades] 430 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,229 [dings bell] Welcome to the inaugural Father-Daughter Cook-Off! 431 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,898 That's bad. You're bad at names. 432 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,275 - [audience laughs] - It's a placeholder. 433 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:07,072 Judges, are you ready for your one-way ticket to Tasty Town? 434 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,199 One-way ticket? Are we not coming back? 435 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,619 - What happens in Tasty Town? - [audience laughs] 436 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,372 Okay, chefs, I believe you're both presenting your appetizers. 437 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,124 What I've made for you tonight 438 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,834 is a deconstructed s'more. 439 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,085 [together] Ooh! 440 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,546 You can't serve dessert first. 441 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,632 This is actually something I'm calling "Pre-ssert." 442 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,133 - [audience laughs] - Very well. 443 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:30,220 Please allow me to present my modern take on bruschetta. 444 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,266 Okay, we're out of bread and we're out of tomatoes, 445 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,894 so I had to use saltine crackers and ketchup. 446 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,270 [audience laughs] 447 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,191 My first reaction is, this is disgusting. 448 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,274 [audience laughs] 449 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,736 And it's also my second reaction. 450 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,154 [audience laughs] 451 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,155 Judges? 452 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,493 Aw, come on! You guys made signs? 453 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,288 Yeah, and they took longer to make than your prison bruschetta. 454 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,413 [audience laughs] 455 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,750 Okay, that round didn't go my way. 456 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,169 But trust me, I got an ace up my sleeve. 457 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,296 First of all, you rarely wear sleeves. 458 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,507 - [audience laughs] - And secondly, bring it on. 459 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,925 Ooh, I love that movie. 460 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:08,842 [audience laughs] 461 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,053 - [bell dings] - Please enjoy these turkey sliders. 462 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,638 [together] Ooh... 463 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,768 Wow! Meat is murder, but I'm looking the other way on this one. 464 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,894 [audience laughs] 465 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,729 Okay, that was pretty good. 466 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,481 But please allow me to present... 467 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,275 grilled cheese three ways! 468 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,277 Mandy, yours is made with the crust cut off. 469 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,737 Crusts are the greatest trick 470 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,541 - the devil ever pulled. - [audience laughs] 471 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,867 And Cassy, yours is made without cheese, because you hate it. 472 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,620 - Yep, it's just hard, smelly milk. - [audience laughs] 473 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,665 And JJ, yours is made in the shape of a T-Rex. 474 00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,210 Yay! I will literally eat anything that's shaped like a dinosaur. 475 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,795 Even a sponge. 476 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,088 [audience laughs] 477 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,258 That was a fun trip to the ER. Best X-ray ever! 478 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,383 [audience laughs] 479 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,719 One to one! 480 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,053 Are you ready to quit? 481 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,263 [scoffs] You wish! 482 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,016 I'm gonna smoke you in the dessert round with my key lime pie. 483 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,059 All I need is whipped cream to whip your butt. 484 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,270 No, no, no! I need it for my coconut cream pie! 485 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,456 - [Big Show] No, no, no, no, no! No! - [audience laughs] 486 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,690 [Big Show screaming] Ow! 487 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,817 You pinched my fat! 488 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,777 - [audience laughs] - Too slow, old school! 489 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,114 That whipped cream's gonna be useless without your pie! 490 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,073 You wouldn't! 491 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,992 Oh, watch me, Junior! 492 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,618 Oh, oh... I hope I don't drop... Ooh! 493 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,078 - Oh, I might drop it. - [spraying] 494 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,597 - [Big Show yells] - [audience laughs] 495 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,915 I'm blinded by sweetness! [yells] 496 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,292 [audience laughs and oohs] 497 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,170 [both giggling] 498 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,338 Do I look as stupid as you do? 499 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,425 Way more. Probably 'cause of the size of your head. 500 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,218 [both laughing hysterically] 501 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,013 [continued laughing] 502 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,515 [gasps for air] What are we doing? 503 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,436 Cassy was right, we're way too competitive. 504 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,812 I think I started it. 505 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,647 You totally did. [chuckles] 506 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,691 You know you're the parent, right? 507 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,693 I forget that sometimes. 508 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,986 [audience laughs] 509 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,781 I can't believe this was all over some Greek yogurt. 510 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,033 [chuckles] It's not about the yogurt. 511 00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,704 It's just that, to me, that casserole is a snapshot of when you were a kid. 512 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,455 You know? 513 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,124 You used to be on my shoulders, 514 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,418 and now you're standing toe-to-toe with me. 515 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,295 I did kinda own you. 516 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,130 - [audience laughs] - You sure did. 517 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,632 You're growing up so fast. 518 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,219 I just wanted one thing from that time to stay the same. [sighs] 519 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,720 Dad, that's really sweet. 520 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,597 And also what Facebook is for. 521 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,200 - [Big Show laughs] - [audience laughs] 522 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,601 But if it means that much to you, 523 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,354 our tater tot masterpiece can stay the same. 524 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,023 Thanks, kiddo, but, uh... 525 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,701 what are we gonna do about the dessert round? 526 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,734 'Cause ours are ruined. 527 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,946 I have an idea. 528 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,697 - [JJ playing] - Whoa. 529 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,824 Where did you get that? 530 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,867 I borrowed it off of Gary's desk. 531 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,078 I told you you had to have his permission. 532 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,914 Relax, Mom. I was just cutting corners. 533 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,415 Like you did with the Stevens. 534 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,042 - [Cassy sighs] - We're samesies! 535 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,001 [audience laughs] 536 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,461 No, we are not! 537 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,422 Ah, shoot, we are samesies! 538 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,715 - [audience laughs] - [sighs] 539 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,300 That's what I'm saying. 540 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:56,425 So we Gucci? 541 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,845 [audience laughs] 542 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,430 - No, we absolutely not Gucci. - [audience laughs] 543 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,391 [clicks tongue] This day was supposed to be 544 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,514 about me showing you how to do things the right way, 545 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,437 and I have somehow ended up doing he exact opposite. 546 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,355 You sure did. 547 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,606 [audience laughs] 548 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,524 All right. 549 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,444 After this, [exhales] you are taking that back to the office, 550 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,240 and I am coming clean to Mr. Patel and the Stevens. 551 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,410 Just a thought, let's not do that and say we did. 552 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,346 - [audience laughs] - No, we are saying we did it 553 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,538 and we're doing it. 554 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,621 [audience laughs] 555 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,041 Oh... [laughs] 556 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,543 [takes a breath] What happened? 557 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,336 You two get a little competitive? 558 00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,106 - Little. - [audience laughs] 559 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,340 I mean, I don't wanna say I was right. 560 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,301 I want you to say it for me. 561 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,464 - [audience laughs] - [together, sad] You were right. 562 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,596 Thank you. 563 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,055 But we're past it. 564 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,974 And now for our final course... 565 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,350 Girl Scout cookies. 566 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,727 [together] Ooh! 567 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,690 - Lola's. - Lola on a plate. 568 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,815 Totally. 569 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,068 They come from the same box! 570 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,361 [audience laughs] 571 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:57,738 [knocking at door] 572 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:58,821 I'll get it. 573 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:03,952 Hey. 574 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,870 Hi. 575 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,037 Come in. 576 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,873 [door closes] 577 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,543 Uh, guys, this is Taylor Swift. 578 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,545 - [frantically] What? Where? - [audience laughs] 579 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,756 Not that Taylor Swift. 580 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,759 Oh, my God, Dad. Are we gonna do this every time? 581 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,428 He's my campaign opponent and he's here for a... 582 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,764 Wait, why are you here? 583 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,559 Mandy, I feel terrible. 584 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,520 I had no idea Connor leaked that stuff to Monica. 585 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,314 I just want you to know 586 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,233 that I defriended Connor on all my socials 587 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,776 and kicked him off my campaign. 588 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,820 Yeah... [stammers] I did the same thing. 589 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,364 Kennedy and I are... 590 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,075 EFFs now. Ex-Friends Forever. 591 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,327 - Whoa... Sick. - [audience laughs] 592 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,455 I just wanted the campaign to be about issues, you know? 593 00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,082 Like my green initiative. 594 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,250 That's my favorite color. 595 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,710 And my Take a Backpack, Leave a Backpack program. 596 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,754 I have no idea what that is, but it sounds cool. 597 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,047 [relieved] Thank you! 598 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,548 You're so good at ideas. 599 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,927 You are the smartest, best smelling person I've ever met. 600 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,595 - [audience laughs] - [kisses] 601 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,013 [audience oohs] 602 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,307 Was that a good idea? 603 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,309 I'm not sure. 604 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,853 Let's try it again and find out. 605 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,605 [upbeat music playing] 606 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,358 [music fades] 607 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,697 See? Don't you feel better? 608 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,448 Yeah, I do. 609 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,076 I'm as surprised as anyone. 610 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,077 [audience laughs] 611 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,954 Okay, Mom, your turn. 612 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,597 [exhales sharply] Okay. [clears throat] 613 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:31,999 Oh, Mr. Patel. 614 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,042 Hi, there's something I need to tell you. 615 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,878 Phil, Terra, hey! 616 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,630 Uh, I was just about to call you. 617 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,841 Cassy, the Stevens are pulling their offer. 618 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,220 We found out that you failed to disclose some pretty important information. 619 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,432 They're going to purchase a different property from someone else. 620 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,642 [stammers] Who would do that to me? 621 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,519 - [ecstatic] Me! - [audience laughs] 622 00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,937 And I got the promotion! 623 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,189 Sorry, not sorry. [ecstatic] Isn't that amaze? 624 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,275 - [audience laughs] - Bennett told us what you did. 625 00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,776 He protected the company. 626 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,154 Big step for you, son. I'm real proud of you. 627 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,096 - No, thank you. - [audience laughs] 628 00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,034 How could you? 629 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,453 Easy! He's my dad, and I desperately need his love. 630 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,176 - [audience laughs] - Cassy, you're fired. 631 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,372 Pack up your stuff 632 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,749 and get out. 633 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,832 [audience laughs] 634 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:15,959 You're firing me? 635 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,711 - Isn't that what I said? - I heard it! 636 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,504 - [audience laughs] - [Cassy chuckles] 637 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,673 [catches breath] Okay, you know what? 638 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,050 You can fire me if you want. 639 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,136 You can stay here with all these people 640 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,763 who don't like you. 641 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,366 You know what I'm talking about, Josh. 642 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,434 - [audience laughs] - The most important thing is that today 643 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,643 I taught my daughter 644 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,227 right from wrong. 645 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,772 Oh! And another thing, 646 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,815 I am taking the haunted house listing with me. 647 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,360 [yelling] And the stapler! 648 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,443 [audience laughs] 649 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,862 Come on, JJ, we're outta here. 650 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,322 That's my mom. 651 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,033 Peace out, real estate dorks. 652 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,201 [audience laughs] 653 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,244 Josh, you're also fired. 654 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,746 [audience laughs] 655 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,164 [upbeat pop music playing] 656 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,834 [music fades] 657 00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,544 What's going on? 658 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,297 [sighs] Your dad and Lola are making me a getting fired dinner. 659 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,800 I'm really sorry you got canned. 660 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,523 - Aw. [laughs] Thanks. - [audience laughs] 661 00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,053 [sighs] It is weird though. 662 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,555 I mean, [scoffs] I've never been fired before. 663 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,933 - Me neither. - [audience laughs] 664 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,768 But if it makes you feel any better, 665 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,229 - I stole a bunch of car keys - [keys jingle] 666 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,563 - from the office. - [jingling] 667 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,565 - [Cassy chuckles] - [audience oohs] 668 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,318 [continued jingling] 669 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,820 [audience laughs] 670 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,742 - This one's Bennett's dad's. - [keys jingle] 671 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,037 [laughs] You know what? That actually does make me feel 672 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,831 - a lot better. - [audience laughs] 673 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,417 [sighs] You know, sweetie, what I did today 674 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,752 was, like, really wrong, right? 675 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,255 Yeah, Mom. I'm not a monster. 676 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,589 [laughs] Okay, good. 677 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,466 - Just checking. - [audience laughs] 678 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,384 So, 679 00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:50,429 because of the cook-off, there is like no food in this house. 680 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,597 We got two figs and a packet of tartar sauce. 681 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,557 [audience laughs] 682 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,142 We're chefs, not wizards. 683 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,101 [audience laughs] 684 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,352 So we got Chinese. 685 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,521 Aw, that's so sweet. 686 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,357 But you know, we may have to start ordering in a little less 687 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,025 since I just lost my job. 688 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,527 - Come here. - Oh... 689 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,155 Cass, I told you, it's gonna be fine. 690 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,531 You're gonna be fine. 691 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,242 The one thing about this family that I do know is... 692 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:16,121 no matter what happens or what surprises come our way, 693 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,540 we always will figure it out. 694 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,083 [Mandy] Guys, 695 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,835 I'm in love with Taylor Swift! 696 00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,838 - [audience laughs] - [yelling] Best Sinkhole Day ever! 697 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:25,921 [audience laughs] 698 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,216 [upbeat pop ending credits playing] 699 00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,123 Subtitle translation by