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[upbeat pop music playing]
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[Big Show] Oh, yeah!
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- [music fades]
- Here it is!
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Dad and Lola's world-famous
hot dog tater tot casserole!
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Boom appétit!
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[audience laughs]
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Dad, I think it's bon appétit.
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Not when it's an explosion of flavors.
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This is like eating fireworks.
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JJ, you can't eat fireworks!
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[audience laughs]
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Dad and I came up with this recipe
when I was eight.
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We stuffed our faces
while binging Top Chef.
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And then we made these aprons.
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Because you're nerds?
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- [audience laughs]
- And now this is gonna be
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on Good Mid-Morning, Tampa Bay
with Mike & May.
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I'm gonna be on their segment
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where celebrities make
their favorite dish.
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Which celebrity is making your dish?
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- [audience laughs]
- [chuckles mockingly] Just try it.
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This looks like trash,
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but it's delish.
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[audience laughs]
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I told you the Greek yogurt
would give it a little kick.
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Dad didn't want to put it in
'cause he's safe and old.
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- [utensils rattle]
- [girls] Ooh!
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[audience laughs]
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I may be old, but I am also beautiful.
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Just like this dish,
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which is a masterpiece,
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like the Mona Lisa.
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Or Crocs, the world's breeziest shoe.
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[audience laughs]
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None for me.
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It's too heavy.
I'm debating Taylor Swift today,
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and I need to stay sharp.
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[exhales] I love Taylor Swift.
I would kill to be in her squad.
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- [audience laughs]
- Dad, we've been over this.
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Different Taylor Swift.
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- Doesn't change how I feel!
- [audience laughs]
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Taylor's already ahead of me in the polls,
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and now I heard Monica B.
might be endorsing him.
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Isn't Monica B. that girl
that lived in a car with her dad?
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- [audience laughs]
- No!
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She's the biggest Influencer
in school.
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She's been Instagramming
the entire election.
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If you get her to endorse you, game over.
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- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy sighs heavily]
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I'm gonna have to DVR
your cooking thing today.
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If I can get the Stevens to put a bid
on the Lippon listing...
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You mean the haunted one?
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No, not haunted.
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- We're calling it "spiritually adjacent."
- [audience laughs]
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But if I can sell that haunted house,
I can finally get my promotion.
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Oh. Wait a minute.
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What is going on?
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[female newscaster] Breaking news: a sinkhole has opened
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at the corner of Bayside and Palm Drive.
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Bayside and Palm? That's across the street
from the kids' school.
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- [both groaning] Oh, no.
- [phones chiming]
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- [Cassy sighs]
- And school is canceled.
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- [yelling] No!
- Yes!
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But I have my debate!
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This is a disaster!
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Both natural and personal!
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[audience laughs]
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What is a sinkhole anyway?
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It's this terrifying thing
where the Earth collapses in on itself
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and swallows cars and homes,
and like pretty much everything else.
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[chanting] Sinkhole Day!
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- Sinkhole Day!
- [audience laughs]
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Sinkhole Day!
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[screaming] Sinkhole Day!
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[audience laughs]
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- What can I say? The kid loves a sinkhole.
- [audience laughs]
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[bells ding]
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[upbeat pop opening credit playing]
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[music fades]
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[sighs] Okay, if school's canceled,
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we need to figure out what to do
with the girls.
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I'm gonna head to the Greyhound track.
I got a hot tip on the third race.
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[audience laughs]
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- That's a no.
- [audience laughs]
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Hey, why don't you come
to the station with me,
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so you can see our dish
get its big TV premiere?
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Well, I was gonna stay home
and watch your old wrestling DVDs.
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- Really?
- No! God, no! Of course I wanna come!
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- [audience laughs]
- [both cheer]
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Are you sure that's a good idea?
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You two get so competitive
and always end up arguing.
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This is mid-morning TV.
Almost 2,000 people might be watching.
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[audience laughs]
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Relax, Cass.
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We got this.
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Hey, JJ, you should come to work
with me today.
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I think you, in particular,
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could benefit from seeing
how honest hard work can pay off.
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That sounds like a snooze, homie.
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[audience laughs]
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But I am the mayor of your office.
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Those fools love me.
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Let's do it.
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[audience laughs]
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Okay, that just leaves Mandy.
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Guys, I'm old enough
to stay home by myself.
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It's only a couple of hours.
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Ooh, I'm not sure.
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I could really use the day off
to strategize optics for my campaign.
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Yep, she's fine to stay home.
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[audience laughs]
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- [hip-hop plays]
- ♪ You in the big leagues now ♪
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♪ You in the big leagues now ♪
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♪ You in the big leagues now ♪
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♪ Yeah, you in the big leagues now ♪
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♪ Yeah, you in the big leagues now ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- [music stops]
- Cameron, are you rocking skinny jeans?
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Love the confidence, my friend.
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[audience laughs]
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You went to one company picnic
and you know everyone.
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How is that possible?
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People just wanna be seen, Mom.
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[audience laughs]
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Whoa!
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When did you guys get a toy desk?
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- I am very much here for this.
- [Cassy] No, no, no.
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No, this is Gary's desk,
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and those are not toys,
they are collectibles.
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[audience laughs]
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I need this Eleven Funko.
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It'll complete my Stranger Things set.
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Honey, honey, please, put it back.
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You need to ask Gary's permission.
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But you can't
because he took vacation time
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to get more skins on Fortnite.
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He says 12-year-olds have
the whole summer off, and it's not fair.
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[audience laughs]
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- Oh, hi, JJ!
- Hi!
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- Cassy, here's your morning latte.
- Oh!
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Half caff, no foam.
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I had the barista write "Sassy"
instead of "Cassy."
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Because A, you are,
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and B, I'm extra.
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[audience laughs]
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Hey, my dad is on his way up.
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My stepmother texted me
that he shot three over par this morning
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and is in a foul mood.
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- [sighs] Thanks for the heads up, Bennett.
- [Bennett] Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, hi, Dad!
- You know you can't call me that
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in the office.
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- [audience laughs]
- All right, everybody, take a knee.
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As you know for legal reasons,
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I have to promote one of you.
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I've decided to make my decision
at the end of the day today.
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That gives you all
eight hours to wow me.
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Now get out there,
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[clicks tongue] close some deals.
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[chuckles] That's my dad!
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- [Bennett laughs] Hey!
- [doors rattle]
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[audience laughs]
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Mom, if you need,
I can get lost for the afternoon.
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I have a buttload
of Chuck E. Cheese tickets to cash in.
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No, no. No, honey,
you are my secret weapon.
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If the sinkhole hadn't happened,
I would've snuck you out of school.
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- [phone ringing]
- I love where your head's at, lady.
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- [audience laughs]
- [upbeat pop music playing]
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[music fades]
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I don't understand
how Taylor Swift is beating me.
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I am the only issues-driven candidate
in this election.
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Your green initiative is ground-breaking.
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Could we make that a blue initiative?
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Because I can't wear green.
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My mom's life coach
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- says it makes me look like a vegetable.
- [audience laughs]
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Kennedy, we've talked about this.
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My green initiative
is about the environment.
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You know what? Just keep glittering.
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[audience laughs]
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The problem is, Taylor Swift is killing us
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with his idea to put Coke Zero
in all the school water fountains.
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Coke Zero is literally better for you
than water.
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[audience laughs]
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We just need an edge.
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Something to move us past Taylor.
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You know,
I do have homeroom with The Wolf.
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He knows everything
about everyone at school.
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I'm sure he could dig up some dirt
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- on Taylor Swift.
- No.
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Absolutely not.
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We are a campaign
built on integrity and honesty.
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I love that quote.
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I'm gonna InstaStory it right now.
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Oh, no, Mandy, don't look at your phone.
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Oh, God, yeah, don't look.
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- Why can't I look at my phone?
- Kennedy, get rid of the phone!
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[Kennedy yelps]
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No, not your phone!
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Mandy's! [sighs]
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That makes a lot more sense. [chuckles]
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[audience laughs]
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- [dance music plays]
- ITme to spill the tea with Monica B.
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So the Taylor Swift campaign
has informed me
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that Mandy was held back a grade
in Kindergarten!
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- [audience laughs]
- Can you even?
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I know I can't.
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I mean, do we really want a flunk
for president?
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I didn't flunk!
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I just missed the second half
of Kindergarten
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- due to a severe tetherball injury.
- [audience laughs]
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Oh, my God, you're really getting roasted
in these comments.
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"Rumor has it Mandy is actually 17."
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[audience laughs]
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"I heard Mandy's so old
she takes a probiotic every day."
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When did it become a crime
to have good digestion?
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[audience laughs]
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- [exasperated] What is happening?
- Mandy...
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what do you want me to do?
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[Mandy exhales steadily]
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Get me The Wolf.
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Taylor Swift is going down.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [music fades]
- [Lola] This is so cool!
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I remember when we came up
with this recipe.
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Me too. You were eight
and you were visiting for the weekend.
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You accidentally rented Magic Mike
'cause you thought it was about magicians.
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- [audience laughs]
- Well! Today's show
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is gonna be big! Get it?
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'Cause you're the Big...
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- [audience laughs]
- I'm May.
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- And this is?
- This is my daughter, Lola.
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You know what?
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She should cook with you on the show.
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That would be so cute!
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- Really?
- Yeah, we love families on this show.
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We just had the mayor here yesterday
with his cat,
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which is kind of sad, but you know,
some people have animals for family.
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- [audience laughs]
- I wish we had our aprons.
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One step ahead of you, big guy.
I brought 'em just in case.
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Wonderful! Put those on right now.
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We're about to go live.
Oh, and FYI,
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because of the sinkhole,
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we're cutting your segment
from five minutes to one.
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- Wait, what?
- [theme music plays]
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Good Mid-Morning, Tampa Bay!
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I'm May [accent] Fernanda Delgado
[non-accent] Roth
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and I'm joined this mid-morning
by WWE star, the Big Show,
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and his adorable daughter, Lola.
249
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They're gonna be preparing
their special hot dog tater tot casserole.
250
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,229
Good Mid-Morning, Tampa Bay!
251
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First, we normally want
to thinly slice
252
00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,898
our hot dogs,
253
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,486
although those don't look thinly sliced,
they look like wolves tore them apart.
254
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We don't have time, Dad!
255
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The next step is...
256
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Greek yogurt!
257
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It's a way to make something old and lame
seem better.
258
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- Where did you get the yogurt?
- [mumbles] Got it from home.
259
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,037
We don't need it.
260
00:08:58,162 --> 00:08:59,789
- Yes, we do.
- No, we don't.
261
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We got burning tots, folks!
262
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,208
- Burning tots!
- My tots!
263
00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:03,291
[audience laughs]
264
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,034
- [Big Show sighs]
- [pan thuds]
265
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,713
Look at that!
266
00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,383
Well, these got a little burnt
so we'll do it again.
267
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,385
- [straining] Nope.
- Okay, no time!
268
00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,970
These came out perfectly!
269
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,054
Okay, let's wrap this up!
270
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,473
All right, the next step
is you wanna add the hot dogs...
271
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,849
- Oh.
- ...then you wanna add
272
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,351
the chili and onions!
273
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,408
- [Lola] And Greek yogurt!
- [screams] No!
274
00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,230
- [Big Show screaming]
- [audience oohs]
275
00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:25,648
[audience laughs]
276
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,610
Well, folks, that turned out to be
a real shoot show.
277
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,956
- [audience laughs]
- Everyone wave goodbye.
278
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,408
- [upbeat music playing]
- [audience laughs]
279
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,244
- [music fades]
- [Cassy] Okay,
280
00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:39,704
the Stevens are parking.
281
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,956
[sighs] This is the first real interest
we've had.
282
00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:43,749
Today is all about closing the deal.
283
00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,667
I'm on it.
284
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,630
- [knocking at door]
- [Cassy laughs] Ooh, okay.
285
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,966
Phil, Terra! [chuckles]
Thank you so much for coming back.
286
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,010
I think this house
287
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,761
has everything you're looking for.
288
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,347
Huge backyard,
located in a good school district.
289
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,434
- It's got great bones.
- Literally.
290
00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,643
[audience laughs]
291
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,937
Oh! And, uh... [chuckles]
this is my daughter JJ.
292
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,481
I had to bring her to work with me today.
Sinkhole day!
293
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,816
[audience laughs]
294
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,128
Guys, I could totally see you
living here with your kids,
295
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,946
watching them cartwheel around the room.
Wanna see me do it?
296
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,630
Oh, wait! No, no, JJ. They don't need...
297
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,783
Actually, could we maybe see that?
298
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,370
- [audience laughs]
- Terra, I thought you'd never ask!
299
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,496
[audience laughs]
300
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,416
And she did it.
301
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,001
- Wow!
- Ta-da!
302
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,210
[Terra laughs]
303
00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,004
Aw, that's so cute!
304
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,056
Do you mind
if we take another peek upstairs?
305
00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:34,842
- Yeah, take all the time you need.
- Here you go.
306
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,052
[Cassy chuckles]
307
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,553
We do have that couple from Beijing
308
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,097
with the all-cash offer
coming to see the house in a bit.
309
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,725
They can wait. Whatever you need.
310
00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:46,228
[restrained cheering]
311
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,582
Did you see how we played
that Beijing thing perfectly?
312
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,983
Guys, we are gonna sell this house today!
313
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:52,193
JJ, you were great!
314
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,777
Happy to help.
315
00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,030
- Let's talk about my cut.
- Oh.
316
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,449
Thirty extra minutes of iPad
is a fun place to start.
317
00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,575
[audience laughs]
318
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,036
[upbeat pop music playing]
319
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,788
- [music fades]
- [Mandy] Okay, The Wolf
320
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,872
will be here any minute.
321
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,041
Don't forget, he only accepts payments
of gift cards.
322
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,834
Kennedy got one from her dad's drawer.
323
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,628
Kennedy, this isn't a gift card.
324
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,755
This is an AmEx Black Card.
325
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,299
So? It's a card that buys you gifts.
326
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,183
- [audience laughs]
- What's the problem here?
327
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,238
Just take the Starbucks gift card
I got for my Bat Mitzvah.
328
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,139
- [audience laughs]
- [doorbell rings]
329
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,683
He's here.
330
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,020
Oh, hi, The Wolf!
331
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,021
[audience laughs]
332
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,065
- [board clicks backwards]
- [Olivia gasps]
333
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,778
What? What does it say?
334
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,946
Come on! Tell us!
335
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,949
Make this go viral.
336
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,492
[upbeat music playing]
337
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,204
[music fades]
338
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,432
You know, if you didn't insist on
using Greek yogurt,
339
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,776
this wouldn't have happened.
I think you owe me an apology.
340
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:53,546
[impassioned] Well, I think you owe
regional daytime television an apology.
341
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,716
- [audience laughs]
- Lola, you embarrassed me out there.
342
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,135
[scoffs] Dad, you embarrassed yourself.
343
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,345
You lost your mind
'cause I made one little change
344
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,555
to your stupid dish.
345
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,265
It wasn't stupid when you were eight!
346
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,142
Yeah, but I'm not eight anymore.
347
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,936
My cooking tastes have elevated
past hot dogs and tater tots.
348
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,939
Oh! Well, excuse me, Wolfgang Suck!
349
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,315
[audience laughs]
350
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,239
What are you saying?
That you're a better cook?
351
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,027
Sorry, is that not clear?
352
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,111
[yells] Yes, I'm saying
I'm a better cook than you!
353
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,990
- [audience laughs]
- [laughing] Oh...
354
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,073
Okay.
355
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,617
There's only one way to settle this.
356
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,461
- And that's a cook-off. What?
- In the ring?
357
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,582
Okay, fine, cook-off.
But, next time, it's in the ring.
358
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,025
- [audience laughs]
- Ground rules:
359
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,294
one hour, three courses,
360
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,462
you can only use food
361
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,796
that's in this house.
362
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,215
- You ready?
- I was born ready.
363
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,099
Actually, you were born
three weeks premature,
364
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,969
which means you were born far from ready.
365
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,179
- Ha!
- [audience laughs]
366
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,723
[upbeat music playing]
367
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,017
- [music fades]
- [Cassy] They've been up there a while.
368
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,435
That's a good sign, right?
369
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:50,895
Uh, great sign.
370
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,481
You're so fudging close
to closing this fudging deal.
371
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,024
Language, Bennett.
372
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,400
[audience laughs]
373
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,164
You know, Bennett,
if I get this promotion,
374
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,196
you move up, too.
It's a win for both of us.
375
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,279
Wow.
376
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,741
Maybe my dad will stop calling me
the son he never had.
377
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,824
[audience laughs]
378
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:05,910
Let's not get too excited.
379
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,245
We still have to disclose
that the previous tenant
380
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,622
died in the house.
381
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:11,373
Or, just a pitch:
382
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,957
maybe we don't.
383
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711
[stammers] No, we have to.
We're legally obligated.
384
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,421
It's a grey area.
385
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,625
You know, we cut a little corner
to get the deal done.
386
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:23,219
- One little corner?
- Yeah, there's lots of other corners!
387
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,222
- [audience laughs]
- Oh, so just one little corner?
388
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,640
- Little.
- [audience laughs]
389
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,850
We really love this house.
390
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,434
We're in.
391
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,523
I am required by law
to tell you that this house...
392
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,886
We'll pay a hundred over asking.
393
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,609
[Bennett quietly gasps]
394
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,570
- ...gets great light in the morning!
- [audience laughs]
395
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,676
[Monica B.] Hot "goss" from The Wolf!
396
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,300
- [hip music plays]
- Apparently, "Taylor"
397
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,284
isn't Taylor Swift's real first name!
398
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,078
It's Cliff!
399
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,204
That's right!
400
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,664
Cliff Swift!
401
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:52,915
- [audience laughs]
- Yikes!
402
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,543
Guys, do we really want to hear
403
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,045
President Cliff Swift at every assembly?
404
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,047
I know I don't.
405
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,342
And that's The Tea with Monica B. [kisses]
406
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,719
- [audience laughs]
- Wow.
407
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,596
That was quick.
408
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,431
And really harsh.
409
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,141
Listen to these comments.
410
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,561
"Cliff sounds like
my mom's rebound boyfriend."
411
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,479
- [audience laughs]
- Congratulations, Mandy.
412
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,897
You destroyed him.
413
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,399
You must feel great.
414
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,442
Uh...
415
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,651
I guess.
416
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:26,782
Are you okay?
417
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,241
I don't know.
418
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,535
Did we go too far?
419
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,996
I mean, Taylor Swift is a sixth grader.
420
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:33,663
Just like us.
421
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,375
Yeah, that is so true.
422
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,044
Oh! Oh, Taylor Swift!
423
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,089
Like the singer! I just got it!
That is amazing!
424
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,340
[audience laughs]
425
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,758
Oh, my God, Kennedy.
426
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,760
There's not enough glitter in the world.
427
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,930
- I know. It makes me so sad.
- [audience laughs]
428
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,558
[upbeat pop music playing]
429
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,642
[music fades]
430
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,229
[dings bell] Welcome to the inaugural
Father-Daughter Cook-Off!
431
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,898
That's bad. You're bad at names.
432
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,275
- [audience laughs]
- It's a placeholder.
433
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:07,072
Judges, are you ready
for your one-way ticket to Tasty Town?
434
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,199
One-way ticket? Are we not coming back?
435
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,619
- What happens in Tasty Town?
- [audience laughs]
436
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,372
Okay, chefs, I believe
you're both presenting your appetizers.
437
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,124
What I've made for you tonight
438
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,834
is a deconstructed s'more.
439
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,085
[together] Ooh!
440
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,546
You can't serve dessert first.
441
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,632
This is actually something
I'm calling "Pre-ssert."
442
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,133
- [audience laughs]
- Very well.
443
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:30,220
Please allow me to present
my modern take on bruschetta.
444
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,266
Okay, we're out of bread
and we're out of tomatoes,
445
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,894
so I had to use saltine crackers
and ketchup.
446
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,270
[audience laughs]
447
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,191
My first reaction is, this is disgusting.
448
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,274
[audience laughs]
449
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,736
And it's also my second reaction.
450
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,154
[audience laughs]
451
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,155
Judges?
452
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,493
Aw, come on! You guys made signs?
453
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,288
Yeah, and they took longer to make
than your prison bruschetta.
454
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,413
[audience laughs]
455
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,750
Okay, that round didn't go my way.
456
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,169
But trust me, I got an ace up my sleeve.
457
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,296
First of all, you rarely wear sleeves.
458
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,507
- [audience laughs]
- And secondly, bring it on.
459
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,925
Ooh, I love that movie.
460
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:08,842
[audience laughs]
461
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,053
- [bell dings]
- Please enjoy these turkey sliders.
462
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,638
[together] Ooh...
463
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,768
Wow! Meat is murder,
but I'm looking the other way on this one.
464
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,894
[audience laughs]
465
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,729
Okay, that was pretty good.
466
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,481
But please allow me to present...
467
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,275
grilled cheese three ways!
468
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,277
Mandy, yours is made
with the crust cut off.
469
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,737
Crusts are the greatest trick
470
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,541
- the devil ever pulled.
- [audience laughs]
471
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,867
And Cassy, yours is made without cheese,
because you hate it.
472
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:36,620
- Yep, it's just hard, smelly milk.
- [audience laughs]
473
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,665
And JJ, yours is made
in the shape of a T-Rex.
474
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,210
Yay! I will literally eat anything
that's shaped like a dinosaur.
475
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,795
Even a sponge.
476
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,088
[audience laughs]
477
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,258
That was a fun trip to the ER.
Best X-ray ever!
478
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,383
[audience laughs]
479
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,719
One to one!
480
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,053
Are you ready to quit?
481
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,263
[scoffs] You wish!
482
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,016
I'm gonna smoke you in the dessert round
with my key lime pie.
483
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,059
All I need is whipped cream
to whip your butt.
484
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,270
No, no, no! I need it
for my coconut cream pie!
485
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,456
- [Big Show] No, no, no, no, no! No!
- [audience laughs]
486
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,690
[Big Show screaming] Ow!
487
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,817
You pinched my fat!
488
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,777
- [audience laughs]
- Too slow, old school!
489
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,114
That whipped cream's gonna be useless
without your pie!
490
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,073
You wouldn't!
491
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,992
Oh, watch me, Junior!
492
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,618
Oh, oh... I hope I don't drop... Ooh!
493
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,078
- Oh, I might drop it.
- [spraying]
494
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,597
- [Big Show yells]
- [audience laughs]
495
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,915
I'm blinded by sweetness! [yells]
496
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,292
[audience laughs and oohs]
497
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,170
[both giggling]
498
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,338
Do I look as stupid as you do?
499
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,425
Way more.
Probably 'cause of the size of your head.
500
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,218
[both laughing hysterically]
501
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,013
[continued laughing]
502
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,515
[gasps for air] What are we doing?
503
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,436
Cassy was right,
we're way too competitive.
504
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,812
I think I started it.
505
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,647
You totally did. [chuckles]
506
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,691
You know you're the parent, right?
507
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,693
I forget that sometimes.
508
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,986
[audience laughs]
509
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,781
I can't believe
this was all over some Greek yogurt.
510
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,033
[chuckles] It's not about the yogurt.
511
00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,704
It's just that, to me, that casserole
is a snapshot of when you were a kid.
512
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,455
You know?
513
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,124
You used to be on my shoulders,
514
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,418
and now you're standing toe-to-toe
with me.
515
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,295
I did kinda own you.
516
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,130
- [audience laughs]
- You sure did.
517
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,632
You're growing up so fast.
518
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,219
I just wanted one thing from that time
to stay the same. [sighs]
519
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,720
Dad, that's really sweet.
520
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,597
And also what Facebook is for.
521
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,200
- [Big Show laughs]
- [audience laughs]
522
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,601
But if it means that much to you,
523
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,354
our tater tot masterpiece
can stay the same.
524
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,023
Thanks, kiddo, but, uh...
525
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,701
what are we gonna do
about the dessert round?
526
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,734
'Cause ours are ruined.
527
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,946
I have an idea.
528
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:35,697
- [JJ playing]
- Whoa.
529
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,824
Where did you get that?
530
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,867
I borrowed it off of Gary's desk.
531
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,078
I told you you had to have his permission.
532
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,914
Relax, Mom. I was just cutting corners.
533
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,415
Like you did with the Stevens.
534
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,042
- [Cassy sighs]
- We're samesies!
535
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,001
[audience laughs]
536
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,461
No, we are not!
537
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,422
Ah, shoot, we are samesies!
538
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,715
- [audience laughs]
- [sighs]
539
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,300
That's what I'm saying.
540
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:56,425
So we Gucci?
541
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,845
[audience laughs]
542
00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:00,430
- No, we absolutely not Gucci.
- [audience laughs]
543
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,391
[clicks tongue] This day
was supposed to be
544
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,514
about me showing you
how to do things the right way,
545
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,437
and I have somehow ended up doing
he exact opposite.
546
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,355
You sure did.
547
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,606
[audience laughs]
548
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,524
All right.
549
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,444
After this, [exhales]
you are taking that back to the office,
550
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,240
and I am coming clean to Mr. Patel
and the Stevens.
551
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,410
Just a thought,
let's not do that and say we did.
552
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,346
- [audience laughs]
- No, we are saying we did it
553
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,538
and we're doing it.
554
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,621
[audience laughs]
555
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,041
Oh... [laughs]
556
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,543
[takes a breath] What happened?
557
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,336
You two get a little competitive?
558
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:33,106
- Little.
- [audience laughs]
559
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,340
I mean, I don't wanna say I was right.
560
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,301
I want you to say it for me.
561
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,464
- [audience laughs]
- [together, sad] You were right.
562
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,596
Thank you.
563
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,055
But we're past it.
564
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,974
And now for our final course...
565
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,350
Girl Scout cookies.
566
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,727
[together] Ooh!
567
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,690
- Lola's.
- Lola on a plate.
568
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,815
Totally.
569
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,068
They come from the same box!
570
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,361
[audience laughs]
571
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:57,738
[knocking at door]
572
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:58,821
I'll get it.
573
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:03,952
Hey.
574
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,870
Hi.
575
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,037
Come in.
576
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,873
[door closes]
577
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,543
Uh, guys, this is Taylor Swift.
578
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,545
- [frantically] What? Where?
- [audience laughs]
579
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,756
Not that Taylor Swift.
580
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,759
Oh, my God, Dad.
Are we gonna do this every time?
581
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,428
He's my campaign opponent
and he's here for a...
582
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,764
Wait, why are you here?
583
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,559
Mandy, I feel terrible.
584
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,520
I had no idea
Connor leaked that stuff to Monica.
585
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,314
I just want you to know
586
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,233
that I defriended Connor on all my socials
587
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,776
and kicked him off my campaign.
588
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,820
Yeah... [stammers] I did the same thing.
589
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,364
Kennedy and I are...
590
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,075
EFFs now. Ex-Friends Forever.
591
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,327
- Whoa... Sick.
- [audience laughs]
592
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,455
I just wanted the campaign to be
about issues, you know?
593
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:50,082
Like my green initiative.
594
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,250
That's my favorite color.
595
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,710
And my Take a Backpack,
Leave a Backpack program.
596
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,754
I have no idea what that is,
but it sounds cool.
597
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,047
[relieved] Thank you!
598
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:58,548
You're so good at ideas.
599
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,927
You are the smartest,
best smelling person I've ever met.
600
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,595
- [audience laughs]
- [kisses]
601
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,013
[audience oohs]
602
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,307
Was that a good idea?
603
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,309
I'm not sure.
604
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,853
Let's try it again and find out.
605
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,605
[upbeat music playing]
606
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,358
[music fades]
607
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,697
See? Don't you feel better?
608
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,448
Yeah, I do.
609
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,076
I'm as surprised as anyone.
610
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,077
[audience laughs]
611
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,954
Okay, Mom, your turn.
612
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,597
[exhales sharply] Okay. [clears throat]
613
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:31,999
Oh, Mr. Patel.
614
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,042
Hi, there's something I need to tell you.
615
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,878
Phil, Terra, hey!
616
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,630
Uh, I was just about to call you.
617
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,841
Cassy, the Stevens
are pulling their offer.
618
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,220
We found out that you failed to disclose
some pretty important information.
619
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,432
They're going to purchase
a different property from someone else.
620
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,642
[stammers] Who would do that to me?
621
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,519
- [ecstatic] Me!
- [audience laughs]
622
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:53,937
And I got the promotion!
623
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,189
Sorry, not sorry.
[ecstatic] Isn't that amaze?
624
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,275
- [audience laughs]
- Bennett told us what you did.
625
00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,776
He protected the company.
626
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,154
Big step for you, son.
I'm real proud of you.
627
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,096
- No, thank you.
- [audience laughs]
628
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:07,034
How could you?
629
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,453
Easy! He's my dad,
and I desperately need his love.
630
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,176
- [audience laughs]
- Cassy, you're fired.
631
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,372
Pack up your stuff
632
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,749
and get out.
633
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,832
[audience laughs]
634
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:15,959
You're firing me?
635
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,711
- Isn't that what I said?
- I heard it!
636
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,504
- [audience laughs]
- [Cassy chuckles]
637
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,673
[catches breath] Okay, you know what?
638
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,050
You can fire me if you want.
639
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,136
You can stay here
with all these people
640
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,763
who don't like you.
641
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,366
You know what I'm talking about, Josh.
642
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:32,434
- [audience laughs]
- The most important thing is that today
643
00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:33,643
I taught my daughter
644
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,227
right from wrong.
645
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,772
Oh! And another thing,
646
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,815
I am taking the haunted house listing
with me.
647
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,360
[yelling] And the stapler!
648
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,443
[audience laughs]
649
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,862
Come on, JJ, we're outta here.
650
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,322
That's my mom.
651
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,033
Peace out, real estate dorks.
652
00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,201
[audience laughs]
653
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,244
Josh, you're also fired.
654
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,746
[audience laughs]
655
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:54,164
[upbeat pop music playing]
656
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:57,834
[music fades]
657
00:22:58,418 --> 00:22:59,544
What's going on?
658
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,297
[sighs] Your dad and Lola
are making me a getting fired dinner.
659
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,800
I'm really sorry you got canned.
660
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,523
- Aw. [laughs] Thanks.
- [audience laughs]
661
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:08,053
[sighs] It is weird though.
662
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,555
I mean, [scoffs]
I've never been fired before.
663
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,933
- Me neither.
- [audience laughs]
664
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,768
But if it makes you feel any better,
665
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:17,229
- I stole a bunch of car keys
- [keys jingle]
666
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,563
- from the office.
- [jingling]
667
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,565
- [Cassy chuckles]
- [audience oohs]
668
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,318
[continued jingling]
669
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,820
[audience laughs]
670
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,742
- This one's Bennett's dad's.
- [keys jingle]
671
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:34,037
[laughs] You know what?
That actually does make me feel
672
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,831
- a lot better.
- [audience laughs]
673
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,417
[sighs] You know, sweetie,
what I did today
674
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,752
was, like, really wrong, right?
675
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,255
Yeah, Mom. I'm not a monster.
676
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,589
[laughs] Okay, good.
677
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,466
- Just checking.
- [audience laughs]
678
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,384
So,
679
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:50,429
because of the cook-off,
there is like no food in this house.
680
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,597
We got two figs
and a packet of tartar sauce.
681
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,557
[audience laughs]
682
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,142
We're chefs, not wizards.
683
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,101
[audience laughs]
684
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,352
So we got Chinese.
685
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,521
Aw, that's so sweet.
686
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,357
But you know, we may have to start
ordering in a little less
687
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,025
since I just lost my job.
688
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,527
- Come here.
- Oh...
689
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,155
Cass, I told you, it's gonna be fine.
690
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,531
You're gonna be fine.
691
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,242
The one thing about this family
that I do know is...
692
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:16,121
no matter what happens
or what surprises come our way,
693
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,540
we always will figure it out.
694
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,083
[Mandy] Guys,
695
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,835
I'm in love with Taylor Swift!
696
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,838
- [audience laughs]
- [yelling] Best Sinkhole Day ever!
697
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:25,921
[audience laughs]
698
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,216
[upbeat pop ending credits playing]
699
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,123
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