1 00:00:00,104 --> 00:00:01,940 Is he okay? 2 00:00:02,023 --> 00:00:03,650 - Oh, he's fine. 3 00:00:03,733 --> 00:00:05,235 When Gal Gadot was training with me, 4 00:00:05,318 --> 00:00:06,945 she was on fire for 12 minutes. 5 00:00:07,028 --> 00:00:08,780 She put herself out with a blanket. 6 00:00:08,863 --> 00:00:11,908 He barely lasted 12 seconds. 7 00:00:11,991 --> 00:00:13,201 - This is funny to you? - Hey. 8 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:16,871 A leading man must learn not to sweat the small stuff. 9 00:00:16,955 --> 00:00:18,706 - What are you talking about, the small stuff? 10 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:20,083 I was on fucking fire, 11 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:22,085 Coach Ron! - Hey! Knock it off. 12 00:00:22,168 --> 00:00:23,920 There's a lady present, and I want you to meet her. 13 00:00:24,003 --> 00:00:26,214 Agent Hart, this is Agent Jordan King. 14 00:00:26,297 --> 00:00:28,007 She'll be your bunkmate. 15 00:00:28,091 --> 00:00:30,343 - It is a pleasure to meet you. My pleasure. 16 00:00:30,426 --> 00:00:31,594 Okay, you want to explain to me why she gets 17 00:00:31,678 --> 00:00:32,845 this nice introduction? 18 00:00:32,929 --> 00:00:34,597 Why isn't she getting hit in the head with a bat? 19 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:35,765 When you gonna bop her? 20 00:00:35,848 --> 00:00:37,225 - Excuse me? - Okay, you know... 21 00:00:37,308 --> 00:00:39,727 Just, when he does this kind of thing, 22 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:41,980 I just zone him out, when he starts to whine. 23 00:00:42,063 --> 00:00:44,774 Come on, I'll give you a tour. - Okay. 24 00:00:44,858 --> 00:00:47,235 - Now, this used to be a slaughterhouse years ago, 25 00:00:47,318 --> 00:00:48,611 up till the '70s. 26 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:55,368 This brings me to rule number two: 27 00:00:55,451 --> 00:00:58,037 there will be no sexual intercourse on the premises. 28 00:00:58,121 --> 00:01:03,001 - Uh, yeah, um, that won't be a problem. 29 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:07,422 - I didn't think it would be. 30 00:01:07,505 --> 00:01:08,590 - I know you have to say it. 31 00:01:08,673 --> 00:01:11,342 It-it's fine, we're good. 32 00:01:11,426 --> 00:01:13,011 - All right. So, hey, take a beat. 33 00:01:13,094 --> 00:01:15,346 Okay? Relax, and we'll see you out in 20 34 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,974 on the training ground, okay? 35 00:01:18,057 --> 00:01:19,017 - Thanks, Ron. You're the best. 36 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:21,853 - Hey. It's a pleasure. 37 00:01:25,231 --> 00:01:27,984 - Dude is a fucking sociopath. 38 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:29,194 - How do you mean? 39 00:01:29,277 --> 00:01:30,904 - How do I mean? 40 00:01:30,987 --> 00:01:32,614 Do you really want to know how I mean? 41 00:01:32,697 --> 00:01:35,074 'Cause I was here a couple days ago when shit hit the fan. 42 00:01:35,158 --> 00:01:36,618 There was a guy in here accusing him 43 00:01:36,701 --> 00:01:38,828 of murdering some dude named Rodrigo. 44 00:01:38,912 --> 00:01:40,914 - Rodrigo? - Yes, Rodrigo. 45 00:01:40,997 --> 00:01:43,124 Saw the whole thing. And, when I first walked in this bitch, 46 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,667 they hit me in the head with a bat. 47 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:47,462 Not no plastic bat. With a fucking metal bat. 48 00:01:47,545 --> 00:01:50,089 And today, today, he let me catch myself on fire. 49 00:01:50,173 --> 00:01:52,717 - "Let me catch myself on fire." 50 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,427 - I don't know why you got to sound it out. Yes. 51 00:01:54,510 --> 00:01:56,387 Let me catch-- 52 00:01:56,471 --> 00:01:58,139 No, I see right there, that, 'cause if you slow it down... 53 00:01:58,223 --> 00:01:59,724 You slow it down, it don't sound right, 54 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:00,975 but you get what I'm saying. 55 00:02:01,059 --> 00:02:03,061 It happened. It fucking happened. 56 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:05,230 Look, I'm sorry, all right? It's just, 57 00:02:05,313 --> 00:02:07,899 I don't have my phone, it's weird in here. 58 00:02:07,982 --> 00:02:09,526 Stuff is just starting to fuck with me. 59 00:02:09,609 --> 00:02:12,111 Maybe, maybe I'm going a little stir-crazy. 60 00:02:12,195 --> 00:02:13,321 I don't know. 61 00:02:13,404 --> 00:02:16,157 Mmm-- That's shit. 62 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:17,742 It's shit water. 63 00:02:17,825 --> 00:02:20,662 Yep. Goddamn it. 64 00:02:20,745 --> 00:02:24,541 - Well, you're not alone anymore. So... 65 00:02:24,624 --> 00:02:26,960 - Yeah, well, maybe, but... 66 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:30,171 Hey, do I know you? 67 00:02:30,255 --> 00:02:32,423 - Uh... 68 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,885 - I do! 69 00:02:35,969 --> 00:02:38,596 Fuck! You're the girl from that sitcom, with the robot. 70 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,889 The robot that was a butler, right? 71 00:02:39,973 --> 00:02:41,140 You used to argue with the butler. 72 00:02:41,224 --> 00:02:43,059 "Uh-uh, get the fuck out of here, bu..." 73 00:02:43,142 --> 00:02:45,353 You'd do the thing. "Butler bitch." 74 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:47,856 Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 75 00:02:47,939 --> 00:02:49,274 That's me. - Wow. 76 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:52,402 - Well, was. I just quit. 77 00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:54,070 Kathryn Bigelow offered me the lead 78 00:02:54,153 --> 00:02:56,364 in her next movie, which is huge... 79 00:02:56,447 --> 00:02:57,699 - Get out. - ...since there are, like, 80 00:02:57,782 --> 00:03:00,493 what, three total action roles for women? 81 00:03:00,577 --> 00:03:04,247 - Well, it's a lot more than that, but congrats. 82 00:03:05,623 --> 00:03:07,375 Are you-- I mean, want me to name 'em? 83 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:09,544 Let me go down the list. 84 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:11,963 You got Wonder Woman, right? You have the Black Widow. 85 00:03:12,046 --> 00:03:15,341 You got, um... What's the one, with the woman? 86 00:03:15,425 --> 00:03:17,135 With the, uh... 87 00:03:17,218 --> 00:03:18,970 She's, uh... 88 00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:21,180 The-- What's... That's three. 89 00:03:21,264 --> 00:03:25,310 - Anyway, um, it's all riding on this action school. 90 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:27,520 Just got to prove to Ron that I've got the chops, 91 00:03:27,604 --> 00:03:29,147 that I'm fit enough. 92 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:32,317 - You ain't got to prove that to nobody. You are fit. 93 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,695 When you walked in that door, I said, "Goddamn." 94 00:03:35,778 --> 00:03:38,531 Not like that. 95 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:39,782 I'm not saying it like that. 96 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,659 I don't mean it that way. 97 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:42,785 - I'm just here to train, 98 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:43,995 not make friends. - Yeah. 99 00:03:44,078 --> 00:03:46,039 - So, just to be clear. 100 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:49,375 - We're-we're here for the same thing, right? Fuck friendship. 101 00:03:49,459 --> 00:03:51,169 - Good. - Yeah. 102 00:03:52,212 --> 00:03:53,671 - Mind if I use the bathroom? 103 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,590 - Do what you got to do. Bathroom right there. 104 00:03:55,673 --> 00:03:56,883 - Yeah. 105 00:03:56,966 --> 00:03:59,719 I'm gonna need you to just... 106 00:03:59,802 --> 00:04:03,014 - Oh. You got to shit. 107 00:04:05,808 --> 00:04:07,727 - Now, in this lesson, 108 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:12,023 we're going to focus and explore the action star's motivations. 109 00:04:12,106 --> 00:04:14,484 Agent King. What is your motivation? 110 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:16,486 - After working undercover in Paris, 111 00:04:16,569 --> 00:04:18,112 I go down to the basement of the Louvre, 112 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:21,241 where I thwart the theft of an ancient Egyptian artifact, 113 00:04:21,324 --> 00:04:23,743 when I'm accosted by a rogue agent. 114 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:25,161 - Good. Agent Hart? 115 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:27,288 - "Accost"? That's a little strong, isn't it? 116 00:04:27,372 --> 00:04:29,165 - What the fuck? 117 00:04:29,249 --> 00:04:31,167 Focus. Focus. 118 00:04:31,251 --> 00:04:33,586 And...? 119 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:36,005 - Okay, all right. I'm-I'm an agent. 120 00:04:36,089 --> 00:04:38,258 - Yes. - I'm an agent, and, 121 00:04:38,341 --> 00:04:40,927 um, basically, I got to, I got to go get 122 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:43,137 Agent King-- I got to seduce, 123 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:45,848 I got to seduce Agent King in the basement of the Louvre. 124 00:04:45,932 --> 00:04:49,018 And wh-- Just a question, is this, like, some James Bond 125 00:04:49,102 --> 00:04:51,145 fan fiction or something? What...? - And action. 126 00:04:58,528 --> 00:05:00,238 Agent King? 127 00:05:01,447 --> 00:05:02,824 - Who wants to know? 128 00:05:02,907 --> 00:05:04,367 - Agent Hart. 129 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:07,412 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. 130 00:05:07,495 --> 00:05:09,247 Not so fast. 131 00:05:09,330 --> 00:05:11,958 Look, you're in great danger. 132 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:15,295 And the only cure for it is to come with me to my bedroom. 133 00:05:20,049 --> 00:05:22,594 - Seduce her, goddamn it! 134 00:05:23,761 --> 00:05:25,346 Seduce her! 135 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:26,806 Lure her into the car! 136 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:37,150 - Get in my car. 137 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,443 Get in my car? 138 00:05:39,485 --> 00:05:40,570 Fucking creep. 139 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:43,156 - What'd you call...? 140 00:05:51,331 --> 00:05:52,999 What the fuck was that? - Beautiful, beautiful. 141 00:05:53,082 --> 00:05:54,667 Keep going, keep going. 142 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:56,753 - What the fuck you mean, "keep going"? 143 00:05:56,836 --> 00:05:59,422 What the fuck, man? - You have a problem, Agent Hart? 144 00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:01,216 - Yeah, I got a problem, motherfucker. - What is it? 145 00:06:01,299 --> 00:06:03,259 - She's Bruce Lee and I'm some weird creeper. 146 00:06:03,343 --> 00:06:06,095 - Oh, it's too challenging for you to seduce her. Is that it? 147 00:06:06,179 --> 00:06:09,557 - Uh, yes, it is, when you got me looking... 148 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:14,979 I see what you're doing. 149 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:16,606 You're trying to get me all riled up. 150 00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:18,149 It's not gonna work. 151 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,859 I'm not falling for your little trap, 152 00:06:19,943 --> 00:06:21,528 and I'm not going back over here to fight 153 00:06:21,611 --> 00:06:24,155 this fucking jiujitsu master with sexy talk. 154 00:06:24,239 --> 00:06:26,533 - Oh. You want a change of motivation. 155 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:28,993 - Yeah, I do. - Okay. This is your new motivation. 156 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:31,829 She's a Russian mole pretending to be an FBI agent. 157 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:34,290 You eliminate her with this. 158 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,751 It's a prop knife, right? 159 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:38,878 - Retractable. 160 00:06:38,962 --> 00:06:41,798 Now go in there and show her who's boss. 161 00:06:41,881 --> 00:06:44,217 - Now we're fucking talking. 162 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:47,053 You say she a Russian mole, right? 163 00:06:47,136 --> 00:06:50,265 Okay. I don't like that. 164 00:06:50,348 --> 00:06:53,434 Down goes the mole. Huh? 165 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:57,564 Shit. Goddamn it. 166 00:06:57,647 --> 00:06:59,732 Hey. I'm about to stab you in a sec, okay? 167 00:06:59,816 --> 00:07:01,025 Wait a minute. 168 00:07:01,109 --> 00:07:03,903 It's a prop knife. Knock it off-- No. 169 00:07:03,987 --> 00:07:06,447 Ow! What the... Oh, oh, you got to sell it, 170 00:07:06,531 --> 00:07:07,574 make it look real. 171 00:07:07,657 --> 00:07:10,326 Fuck! Ow! 172 00:07:13,037 --> 00:07:15,540 - What the fuck?! 173 00:07:15,623 --> 00:07:16,958 - Real blood. 174 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:20,378 - Oh, my God. - What have you done to her? 175 00:07:20,461 --> 00:07:22,839 What have you done to her? 176 00:07:22,922 --> 00:07:24,257 - I'm so sorry. I thought, 177 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,717 I thought you said it was a retractable. 178 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,260 - Oh, God. - I said it was "practical." 179 00:07:27,343 --> 00:07:29,596 It's a practical knife! It's a real knife! 180 00:07:29,679 --> 00:07:31,681 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God, she's passing out. 181 00:07:31,764 --> 00:07:33,725 - Oh, shit. - I'm gonna have to stitch her up. 182 00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:35,143 - I've got a medical kit in my office. 183 00:07:35,226 --> 00:07:36,603 - All right, I'll go grab it. - No. 184 00:07:36,686 --> 00:07:38,021 -Ow, ow, ow. -Go to your room! 185 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:39,189 You're grounded! 186 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:40,398 - No. What are you talking about? I'll go grab it. 187 00:07:40,481 --> 00:07:42,358 - No! 188 00:07:42,442 --> 00:07:45,195 My office is off-limits to students. 189 00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:54,662 I said my office is off-limits. 190 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,540 If you disobey me again, 191 00:07:57,624 --> 00:07:59,542 the next time I throw that knife, 192 00:07:59,626 --> 00:08:01,085 it'll be through your fucking skull.