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Maxwell.

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Maxwell.

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Maxwell.

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Max.

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Max!

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The time has come.

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Don't let me down.

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Hey, Maxwell?

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- Hey.
- Hey, uh, what...?

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What are you doing?

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Do you know
where Arthur is buried?

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- Arthur?
- Yeah.

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Wait, Dad?

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No, the dog!

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- You mean Tony?
- Yes.

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Yeah, wait, what...
what did I say?

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- You said Arthur.
- Are you sure?

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I'm pretty sure I said Tony.

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Yeah, well you didn't.

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God.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey, what are you... why are you
trying to dig up Tony?

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Dad... Dad asked me to,
at the hospital.

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It was one of the last things
he asked me to do.

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Ah, okay, um.

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Well, uh,

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you know,
why don't the two of us

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just come out later
and we can look together?

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You know, when it's not raining.

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Come on.

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Okay, yeah, that's fine.

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All right, well.

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Let me just
fill these holes in real quick.

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Okay, well do you
want my help, or...

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No, no, it's fine.

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I need... I just... I know
where everything goes, you know?

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All right, well,
you're gonna come in?

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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- I'll see you inside?
- Okay.

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I'll get you a towel.

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- Coffee?
- Please.

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Wanna tell me
what that was out there?

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Um, it was his last wish.

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Okay, well, I'm just...

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you know better
than most of us that he was

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a bit out of it
toward the end there, so.

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And what is this, I mean,
are you wearing the same clothes

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that you were wearing
at his funeral yesterday?

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- It's laundry day.
- I mean, I'm not a doctor

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or anything,
but this looks a bit like

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a breakdown.

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What exactly is that
supposed to mean?

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Don't tell people
I had a breakdown, okay?

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I have responsibilities.

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Look, I'm just
a little worried about you,

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okay?

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Will you close your eyes?

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- Hard pass.
- Please close your eyes.

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Okay.

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Your guitar.

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I found it in the basement with
all your other old instruments.

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- Okay?
- Isn't it exciting?

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I thought maybe you could,
you know, like,

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start playing again,
and call your old bandmates

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from high school and...

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- Yeah, sure.
- ...get back together.

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With work and everything
going on with Dad,

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and everything else, I'll just
start writing songs again.

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Exactly, that's what
I'm saying, you should.

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Oh, but I was gonna
open a restaurant,

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and I have to
finish writing my novel,

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and of course
I'm running for mayor, so.

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All right, well I hope all that
goes really well for you.

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- Thank you.
- Very funny, you're so busy.

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- Mr. Busy.
- I am busy.

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Look, Dad's lawyer's gonna
be here later this afternoon.

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I have some things I gotta
get done beforehand, okay?

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We're gonna do
the lawyer thing without Jenna?

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We're gonna meet with
the family lawyer

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- without our sister?
- I know, I feel bad,

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but what am I supposed to do?

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She was off the grid,
by the time I got in touch

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with her, tomorrow's
the earliest she can get back.

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Okay.

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So, do me a favor
and just change.

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- Me change?
- Yeah.

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Look at you.

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I'm gonna change,
you know I'm gonna change.

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I'm saying it because
I don't know if you will change.

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I do not know that
you're gonna change.

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We'll both change then,
how about that?

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Just maybe give it a tickle.

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Now, let's get to
the crux of the matter.

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- Sure.
- Did I say that correctly?

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"Arthur Grant,"
that's your father,

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"Arthur Grant endowed a fund
specifically to preserve

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a habitat
in which a species lives

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and named himself,"
this is interesting,

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"he named himself the Chairman

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of the North American
Sloth Fund."

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- "Soft funds"?
- No, no, no, Sloth Fund.

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- The North American Sloth Fund.
- "Soft fund"?

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- Sloth, Sloth Fund.
- Slaw, Slaw Fund.

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- There's no need to get loud.
- Slaw Fund, Slaw Fund.

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Sloth Fund.

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The North American sloth
is a subspecies of sloth

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that lives in North America

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whose ranks have been
decimated by modernity.

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I'm sorry, there are sloths
here in North America?

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Yeah, but where else would
a North American sloth be?

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Do you know what I mean?

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- Ah, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
- I'm sorry, can you tell me

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- where this preserve is?
- The land adjacent

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to this property here
is the largest habitat

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for sloths living here,
and your dad was into it,

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so he put all of his time
and energy into

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making this
land preserve happen,

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which gets me to my final point:

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Your father
had no more money left.

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Wait, what? I'm sorry,
what about all his investments?

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He burned through those assets
like left and right.

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Honestly, I didn't wanna
bring this up today,

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but this home, he took
a reverse mortgage on this home,

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- What is a reverse mortgage?
- The bank owns this home.

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Okay, I'm sorry,
this is a little shocking

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- for us to hear, we had no idea.
- Yeah, mm-hm, of course.

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- He has no assets left?
- He has none.

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All of this to say,
you're gonna need to add

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another $10,000 to the fund

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- by the end of this month.
- By the end of this month?

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- That's... that's next week.
- That is next week.

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Um, that is true, about,
yeah, that's true.

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Um, okay, okay.

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What happens...
can I just ask a question?

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- Hit me.
- What happens

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if the fund closes,
hypothetically?

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If this fund closes?
I mean, if the fund closes,

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you know,
it goes back into public land,

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and like, they'll put
a strip mall on it,

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and the sloths are gone.

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But, um, which kind of
gets to all this

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to finalize and say... I mean,
I threw a lot at you guys,

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but I just wanna, like, if you...

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you know, on a personal note,

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if we can just land here,

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is that, um,

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your father,

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he meant a lot to me,

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and, uh, he was
truly a mentor to me.

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- Uh-huh.
- And, um...

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I don't know how to say this,
but in, like,

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the legal communities, you know,
he was like a real...

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- You need to take that?
- Good, finish, please.

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I'm just like
in the middle of this thing.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, go, go, go.

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He, like... God, what was it?

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Like, in the legal community...
take it if you need to take it.

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- I just... I do need to take it...
- Okay, let me... let me just

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- finish this, let me finish...
- Go ahead.

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In the legal community,
he was like a lion.

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- Wow, thank you.
- You know what I mean?

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I do, I do, I'm sorry,
I do have to take this.

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- Thank you so much...
- Barney, thank you.

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- I'm... okay, thank you.
- Thank you.

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- I'm Barney, that's Max.
- Barney.

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Oh, I've been meaning
to ask you this.

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Does, um... is your dad...

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was he, like,
into The Flintstones?

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- Hey, how are you feeling?
- Ugh,

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I'm okay, thank you.

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- Wait, why?
- We heard about

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your father's passing,
of course.

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Oh, yes, no, of course,

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I... I thought
maybe you had heard

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I had a breakdown,
which I assure you,

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- I have not had.
- Okay.

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I kind of disassociated
very briefly

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after my father's passing,
full disclosure,

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but I am fine now,
100 percent, ready to go.

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Okay, thanks for that.

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Sorry to dive right in,
but I have Clara, Nishant,

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Neil, Blaire, and Thomas
on the line also.

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Okay, yes, thank you, go ahead.

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So, these will be
a little different

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than the previous batch,
I'll let Thomas discuss it

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a little more.

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We're gonna have a project
that is almost exactly the same

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- in scope as the previous batch.
- Max, yo!

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- What?
- I saw one of those things,

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one of those...
those sloth things.

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- What?
- One of the... the sloths

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the lawyer was talking about,
the Sloth Fund.

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- Really?
- Huh, what?

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Are you sure
it wasn't like a cat?

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Absolutely could've been a cat,
it was very dark,

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there were a lot of shadows,
but I think it might've been

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- one of those sloths.
- Okay, I'm on a work call.

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- Can I talk to you later?
- Huh?

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I'm on a work call,
can I talk to you later?

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Okay, I'm gonna be...
just meet me

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- in five at the thing.
- Maxwell, did we lose you?

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- Wait, we lost you.
- Hey, I'm sorry.

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Sorry, you cut out
for one second,

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- can you say that again?
- Their CMO said they loved

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the first round,
but it was too artsy.

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- I see.
- And Ben said he's had

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- this chat with you before.
- Yeah, no, no, I understand,

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- loud and clear.
- Okay, thanks.

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- Let's really make it pop.
- Yep, it'll be perfect.

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I'll start a pitch deck tonight,
I should have something

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- for you tomorrow.
- You sure we shouldn't give this

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- to someone else right now?
- No, no, no, really, I am fine.

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I do appreciate that,
but I'm fine.

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- Thank you.
- Great, thanks.

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All right, thank you
for the call, bye for now.

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Bye.

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This is about where I saw 'em.

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I'd be crazy
for there to be a mall here.

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You should really pay
that Sloth Fund thing.

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You have a corporate job.

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Might as well put that
blood money to some good use.

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Blood money?

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I help make industrial videos
for pharmaceutical companies.

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Exactly.

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It'd be pretty awesome
to have a Billy's Burritos

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100 feet
from your bedroom, though.

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- What are you looking at?
- Whoa!

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Oh, man.

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What's up?

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Hey, you wanna hear an idea
for a short story?

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I've been working on this,
it's called Galaxy Sloth.

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Imagine this:
There's a sloth so big,

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he's the size of a galaxy.

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One day he saw a tree

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that he wanted
to live in, right?

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So, he starts moving towards it,

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but because he was so big,

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the laws of relativity applied.

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For Galaxy Sloth,
a moment passed,

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but for the tree,

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it was ages.

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So, when he got there,
he found it had turned rotten

244
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,228
and disintegrated.

245
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,495
That's a great story,
are you gonna...

246
00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:54,365
Time passes differently

247
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,235
for all of us.

248
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,636
Okay.

249
00:13:57,668 --> 00:13:59,303
That was my point.

250
00:14:00,938 --> 00:14:03,040
- Okay, cool.
- If you don't act fast,

251
00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:05,142
my home will be taken,

252
00:14:05,176 --> 00:14:06,945
and then I'll die.

253
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:09,313
You need to pay that $10,000.

254
00:14:09,346 --> 00:14:11,649
- I mean...
- Your dad would want you to.

255
00:14:11,682 --> 00:14:13,619
Oh, God, please don't say that.

256
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,387
I mean, I'm gonna do something.

257
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,322
I don't... I don't have that
kind of money laying around.

258
00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:20,192
Oh, gosh.

259
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:23,528
- What?
- I don't wanna hear that.

260
00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:25,898
"I don't have the money."

261
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,600
I will die without a home.

262
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,903
I am not gonna let you die.

263
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,537
How can I help?
Tell me, please.

264
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:36,675
You already know.

265
00:14:36,707 --> 00:14:38,509
I do?

266
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,012
Yes.

267
00:14:40,044 --> 00:14:44,250
Play your part.

268
00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:09,473
Maxwell, what are you doing,

269
00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:12,043
a little pre-dawn nature walk?

270
00:15:12,076 --> 00:15:14,346
Uh, yeah, yeah, exactly.

271
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,081
What about you,
what are you doing up?

272
00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:18,517
Ah, yeah, I'm used to
getting up at 5:00 a.m.

273
00:15:18,549 --> 00:15:21,319
for this side gig I do.

274
00:15:21,352 --> 00:15:22,954
What side gig?

275
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,457
Uh, I'm a professional snuggler.

276
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:27,158
- Get out of here.
- Yeah.

277
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,260
I, uh... I freelance,
and then also

278
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:32,129
I work for this site
called CuddleFish,

279
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:35,033
- and they book me out, so.
- No kidding.

280
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:37,970
Actually, um, why don't...
you wanna...?

281
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,371
- No, please.
- I could...

282
00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:41,505
I'm fine.

283
00:15:41,538 --> 00:15:43,674
- Thanks.
- Sure.

284
00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:46,978
Hey, look,

285
00:15:47,011 --> 00:15:48,612
I know you didn't really
get the chance

286
00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:51,115
to make up with Dad.

287
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,686
You didn't...

288
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,422
you didn't kill Dad.

289
00:15:58,423 --> 00:15:59,691
I know, I know that.

290
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:03,362
You didn't... you didn't kill him.

291
00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:05,129
I know that.

292
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:07,399
You didn't kill your dad,
our dad.

293
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,634
- I know.
- You didn't kill your dad.

294
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,235
Barney, I feel like
you're doing that scene

295
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:13,504
- from Good Will Hunting.
- Yeah, no, I was.

296
00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,374
Okay, thank you, I get it.

297
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:18,643
You did everything
Dad ever wanted you to do,

298
00:16:18,676 --> 00:16:21,246
and Dad didn't do anything

299
00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:24,415
that he didn't wanna do,
including die.

300
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,283
So, just...

301
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,320
Man, just give that

302
00:16:28,352 --> 00:16:30,721
big brain of yours a rest.

303
00:16:30,754 --> 00:16:33,658
- All right.
- Okay.

304
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:36,561
I'm gonna go work on some poses.

305
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:38,397
All right.

306
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,753
It sounds good.

307
00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:11,557
- What?
- I'm just saying it sounds good.

308
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:18,864
Hey, thanks.

309
00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:20,531
Was that Tom Petty?

310
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:22,433
- Um, no.
- Oh, that sounded like

311
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,603
Tom Petty, which is good,

312
00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:27,239
except you ever notice how
in "Free Fallin',"

313
00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:30,575
he says the good girl's into
her mother, horses, and Elvis.

314
00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:32,711
I mean, that sounds like
a boring conformist to me.

315
00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:34,545
- I don't even know why he's...
- Hey, Barney.

316
00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,914
- He's so like up in arms about...
- Barney, sorry.

317
00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:39,551
- Yeah?
- So, I do wanna raise the money

318
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,820
for that sloth fund, you know?

319
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:44,556
But, I'm gonna need some help.

320
00:18:44,588 --> 00:18:46,857
Will you help me?

321
00:18:46,891 --> 00:18:48,627
Uh, yeah.

322
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,295
I've already got the solution.

323
00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:54,399
Forgot this was here.

324
00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:56,367
I made this to show Dad

325
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:57,769
that I could actually
build something

326
00:18:57,801 --> 00:18:59,603
- that would really sell.
- Barney, what is it?

327
00:18:59,636 --> 00:19:02,706
Oh, okay, oh, man,
I'm a lazy millennial.

328
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:05,477
I don't wanna eat food

329
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:06,778
and dirty dishes,
and then have to

330
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,947
put 'em in the dishwasher
and do 'em.

331
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,782
Not so fast,

332
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:13,852
lazy millennial person.

333
00:19:13,884 --> 00:19:16,387
What if you have

334
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,456
a cabinet and a dishwasher

335
00:19:18,489 --> 00:19:20,392
in one?

336
00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:24,863
Take out your dishes,
you eat your yum-yums,

337
00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:27,932
put them back in the dishwasher,

338
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:29,700
and you hit "Wash."

339
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,702
This is now clean
on that side...

340
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:33,305
- Yeah.
- ...and then there's another one

341
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,673
over here on this side,
so now the dirty dishes

342
00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:37,575
go in here, and then
once these are clean,

343
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:40,345
- and this is clean, dirty...
- I get it.

344
00:19:40,377 --> 00:19:42,681
And then, you can...
you can sell these,

345
00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,749
and you know, use some
of the dough that you make

346
00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:46,617
- for the Sloth Fund.
- Uh-huh.

347
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,553
See, the thing is
I don't think this is gonna work

348
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:50,922
to make the money
we need by next week.

349
00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,424
Like, we would have to
raise money just to make these

350
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,860
in the first place, you know,
there's like a supply chain.

351
00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:57,696
Have to market them, test them.

352
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,731
- All that.
- Yeah, it's just you...

353
00:20:00,765 --> 00:20:02,801
No, Barney, I get it,
it's a great idea.

354
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,470
- Put it back in, and then...
- This is what I was thinking:

355
00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:08,372
Why don't we make
a fundraising page,

356
00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:10,508
and then just add some content?

357
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,711
You know, I thought
I could even write, like,

358
00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:16,513
a "Save the Sloth" song,
or whatever.

359
00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:18,383
You know?

360
00:20:18,415 --> 00:20:21,852
But, my point is, I need help.

361
00:20:21,885 --> 00:20:24,489
Will you help me?

362
00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:26,557
I'm gonna order Chinese food.

363
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:28,759
That...

364
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,962
Is that a yes?

365
00:20:33,431 --> 00:20:36,668
Adult Caucasian male
heroically waves away

366
00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:39,637
fork for chopsticks.

367
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,806
It's Werner... Werner Herzog.

368
00:20:41,838 --> 00:20:44,375
- You mean "Verner"?
- Is it Verner?

369
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,678
- Yes.
- So, I think I'm actually gonna

370
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:49,047
need to stay here for a while.

371
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,750
My, um,

372
00:20:51,782 --> 00:20:54,985
living situation
is a bit in flux, so.

373
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:58,789
- Jenna?
- Hi!

374
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:01,326
Hey.

375
00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:04,762
- Hi, guys.
- Hey.

376
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:06,998
- Hi, hi, hi.
- Hi, how are you doing?

377
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,666
Oh, good.

378
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,367
- It's so good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

379
00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:11,836
- Hi.
- Ugh,

380
00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:14,071
- you smell like air travel.
- Oh, really?

381
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:16,441
It was such a long flight.

382
00:21:16,473 --> 00:21:18,076
How are you, how are you?

383
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:20,611
- Ugh, okay.
- Good, we're good.

384
00:21:20,644 --> 00:21:21,879
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

385
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,481
- You got Chinese food?
- Yeah.

386
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:25,450
- Yes.
- Oh, my God, can I have?

387
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:30,054
- Get in here.
- Yeah, it's been so long.

388
00:21:30,087 --> 00:21:31,822
So, you slept in a hammock, huh?

389
00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,958
- Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?
- It looks more like

390
00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,926
a glammock.

391
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,796
It was so nice, you guys.

392
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:41,098
No phone, no email, no internet.

393
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:43,567
I already feel
too plugged back in.

394
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:46,104
Now, how does
a social media influencer

395
00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:48,440
survive without
being plugged in?

396
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:50,841
- I'm a photographer.
- Mm,

397
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,678
- and I am a sculptor.
- Ooh, don't start.

398
00:21:53,711 --> 00:21:55,380
- Don't start.
- Ohh.

399
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:58,849
You know actually,
this is a convenient segue,

400
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,752
how's work at the gallery,
how's it going there?

401
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:05,824
- Are you mad at me?
- Kind of.

402
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:09,594
- What happened?
- I am no longer employed

403
00:22:09,626 --> 00:22:11,730
- by the gallery.
- How come?

404
00:22:11,762 --> 00:22:13,664
- Yeah, how come?
- Because I quit.

405
00:22:13,698 --> 00:22:15,432
Ugh, why?

406
00:22:15,465 --> 00:22:17,368
Because they fired me.

407
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:19,604
And why did they fire you

408
00:22:19,636 --> 00:22:21,772
from a job I got you?

409
00:22:21,806 --> 00:22:23,540
My curator friend Claude
works there.

410
00:22:23,574 --> 00:22:26,510
- It was this jerk Lamarck.
- I heard you punched him.

411
00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:28,680
- What is wrong with you?
- What, I didn't punch him.

412
00:22:28,712 --> 00:22:31,950
Yeah, my friend Allison DMed me.

413
00:22:31,982 --> 00:22:34,685
Oh, this is supposed to be like
the auto-correct of the century.

414
00:22:34,719 --> 00:22:37,122
I did not punch him,
I punned him.

415
00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:40,091
What is that,
what does that mean?

416
00:22:40,124 --> 00:22:41,826
So, like,
there's this artiste Lamarck,

417
00:22:41,858 --> 00:22:44,628
he's like this
pseudo-intellectual socialite,

418
00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:47,999
and he got a $100,000 grant,

419
00:22:48,031 --> 00:22:50,033
and all he did was pin

420
00:22:50,067 --> 00:22:54,172
$100,000 bills all over
the walls of the gallery.

421
00:22:54,204 --> 00:22:56,441
So, like, one day,
it was just him and me there,

422
00:22:56,473 --> 00:22:58,675
because no one was coming
to see his show,

423
00:22:58,709 --> 00:23:00,745
and I walked up to him,
and I was like,

424
00:23:00,778 --> 00:23:02,713
"It doesn't look like
your money is generating

425
00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:04,716
a lot of interest."

426
00:23:04,749 --> 00:23:06,651
- Ha!
- Don't laugh at that.

427
00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:08,153
- It's great.
- You're an ingrate,

428
00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:10,187
and you deserve
to be fired for that.

429
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,423
- It's not funny.
- I thought you were gonna say

430
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:15,126
that you, um,
stole picture frames,

431
00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:17,195
and then they accused you of it,
and you were like, "No, no, no,

432
00:23:17,228 --> 00:23:19,431
I was framed."

433
00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:21,865
Oh, yeah, uh.

434
00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:24,001
- That is pretty funny.
- Mm-hm.

435
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,070
Guys.

436
00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:27,873
Moment of silence.

437
00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:31,843
What is it for?

438
00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:33,978
- It's for Dad.
- I know.

439
00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:36,213
I know that.

440
00:23:44,154 --> 00:23:46,223
- Sorry.
- Really?

441
00:23:46,257 --> 00:23:49,027
- It's work, gotta take it.
- Like, right now though?

442
00:23:49,059 --> 00:23:50,761
Yep.

443
00:23:50,795 --> 00:23:54,199
Okay, silence over,
purpose served.

444
00:23:54,231 --> 00:23:55,834
No, no, it's not too late.

445
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,504
I know, no, I actually
finished it overnight,

446
00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:01,905
but I looked at it this morning

447
00:24:01,939 --> 00:24:03,842
and it just wasn't
going in the right direction,

448
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,576
and I didn't wanna
send you something

449
00:24:05,609 --> 00:24:07,144
going in
the wrong direction... yeah.

450
00:24:07,178 --> 00:24:09,614
Felt so guilty
as soon as I found out.

451
00:24:09,646 --> 00:24:11,682
You know, if anyone

452
00:24:11,715 --> 00:24:14,051
would have forgiven you
for missing his funeral

453
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:16,988
because of work,
it would be Dad.

454
00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:20,491
No, I know, I just...

455
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:21,993
I feel bad.

456
00:24:22,026 --> 00:24:24,028
Well,

457
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,263
Maxwell's gonna be

458
00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:29,601
raising money for this

459
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,135
sloth foundation.

460
00:24:32,169 --> 00:24:33,805
Would you wanna help?

461
00:24:33,837 --> 00:24:37,674
- A... a sloth foundation thing?
- Yes.

462
00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,576
No, I...

463
00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:41,578
I think I'm good.

464
00:24:41,612 --> 00:24:42,980
Yeah, I...

465
00:24:43,013 --> 00:24:44,882
if you give me
like another day or two,

466
00:24:44,915 --> 00:24:47,851
uh, that'd be fine.

467
00:24:47,884 --> 00:24:49,787
Thank you.

468
00:24:49,819 --> 00:24:51,855
Okay, great, yeah, yeah.

469
00:24:51,888 --> 00:24:53,023
Take care, bye.

470
00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:11,109
♪ I'm just a little baby sloth ♪

471
00:25:16,846 --> 00:25:20,018
♪ Please, please ♪

472
00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:25,255
♪ Don't let me die ♪

473
00:25:25,288 --> 00:25:27,291
♪ Please, please ♪

474
00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:36,601
♪ Don't let me
die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie ♪

475
00:25:36,634 --> 00:25:38,269
♪ Let me live ♪

476
00:25:41,305 --> 00:25:44,241
♪ I wanna give ♪

477
00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:08,032
You gonna get in here or what?

478
00:26:08,065 --> 00:26:09,933
No, I have
way too much work to do.

479
00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:13,237
- What work?
- I'm editing photos.

480
00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:15,239
You're pretending
to be a photographer?

481
00:26:15,271 --> 00:26:17,774
Um, I am a photographer.

482
00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:20,345
Oh, you are not a photographer.

483
00:26:20,377 --> 00:26:22,980
You're like
a social media personality

484
00:26:23,013 --> 00:26:24,681
with famous friends.

485
00:26:24,714 --> 00:26:28,385
You're like a DJ claiming
to be a concert pianist.

486
00:26:28,419 --> 00:26:31,355
Yeah, well,
at least I have a real job.

487
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,090
I'm working on stuff.

488
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,625
You're working on stuff?

489
00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:35,994
Well, what kind of stuff
you working on?

490
00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,962
Would you guys give me a hand?

491
00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:42,834
Please.

492
00:26:42,866 --> 00:26:46,203
What are you...
what are you doing?

493
00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,206
Oh, you know, you really
shouldn't shoot from that angle.

494
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:49,973
- Very unflattering.
- Which is

495
00:26:50,007 --> 00:26:52,176
the most important thing in art
is to flatter yourself, right?

496
00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:54,278
- Ugh, Barney.
- Guys, I wrote a song

497
00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:56,047
for the fundraiser,
from the perspective

498
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:58,750
of the sloth... a sloth.

499
00:26:58,782 --> 00:27:00,651
Okay.

500
00:27:00,684 --> 00:27:02,886
- So, will you guys help me?
- I have like a thousand emails

501
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,656
- to respond to, it's a lot.
- I have, like, a lot of stuff

502
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:06,658
- I have to think about today.
- Come on!

503
00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:08,159
I challenge you to help me.

504
00:27:09,693 --> 00:27:11,962
- Why are you laughing?
- "Challenge"?

505
00:27:11,996 --> 00:27:15,033
That's... that's, like,
such a Dad tactic.

506
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,268
- It is.
- So, am I wrong?

507
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,336
I mean, this is Dad's legacy.

508
00:27:19,369 --> 00:27:21,205
- Legacy?
- Yes.

509
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:27,211
All right, there... there is,
like, this video sketch idea

510
00:27:27,243 --> 00:27:29,846
I've wanted to shoot
for a while, but it's like,

511
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,116
it's too hard to shoot
in the city.

512
00:27:32,148 --> 00:27:35,686
Okay, if I help you with this,
will you help me with that?

513
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,454
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

514
00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:39,691
- You promise?
- Yes, I promise.

515
00:27:39,723 --> 00:27:41,024
Okay, 'cause you can't
back out on a promise.

516
00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:42,426
I'm not gonna
back out on a promise.

517
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:46,431
- Okay.
- Have fun, you two.

518
00:27:46,463 --> 00:27:48,899
She's got, like,
a lot of important work to do.

519
00:27:48,932 --> 00:27:50,734
- Mm-hm.
- I do, do you wanna respond

520
00:27:50,768 --> 00:27:53,104
to all of these,
can you, could you even?

521
00:27:53,136 --> 00:27:56,473
I don't know,
you're so tired all the time.

522
00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:58,342
So, does this look okay?

523
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:01,846
Uh, it looks flattering to me.

524
00:28:01,878 --> 00:28:05,817
Okay, should I hit "Record,"
or...?

525
00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:07,718
Um, give me one second.

526
00:28:14,825 --> 00:28:16,461
Uh.

527
00:28:16,493 --> 00:28:19,062
Okay, well what's this
new tomfoolery?

528
00:28:19,096 --> 00:28:21,065
Sometimes when
my heart rate gets going,

529
00:28:21,097 --> 00:28:23,300
uh, I pass out,
it used to happen during sports,

530
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,068
and when I would play
with my band,

531
00:28:25,102 --> 00:28:27,772
I'd get nervous,
but if I stood on my head,

532
00:28:27,805 --> 00:28:30,274
I would redirect the blood.

533
00:28:30,307 --> 00:28:32,277
Okay, that's super normal.

534
00:28:35,412 --> 00:28:37,781
I mean, listen, man,
I really thought

535
00:28:37,815 --> 00:28:39,217
you sounded good.

536
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,318
Yeah, I generally like things

537
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:43,221
to be perfect, you know?

538
00:28:43,253 --> 00:28:45,355
Yeah, well.

539
00:28:45,388 --> 00:28:48,158
Yeah, that...
that doesn't really exist.

540
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,296
Besides, I mean, a disaster

541
00:28:52,328 --> 00:28:54,331
would get you
more attention on the internet

542
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:56,800
than something good.

543
00:28:56,834 --> 00:28:58,336
Thanks.

544
00:29:08,378 --> 00:29:10,046
Okay.

545
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:12,482
Uh, 'kay.

546
00:29:12,516 --> 00:29:14,384
Should I just...
are you gonna tell...?

547
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:15,886
One sec.

548
00:29:20,257 --> 00:29:21,491
Okay, I got an idea,
why don't I just

549
00:29:21,525 --> 00:29:23,928
hit "Record" now,
and you just start now?

550
00:29:23,961 --> 00:29:26,463
Go.

551
00:29:26,497 --> 00:29:29,233
♪ Every story comes to an end ♪

552
00:29:29,266 --> 00:29:32,170
♪ But if you have
a helping hand to lend ♪

553
00:29:32,202 --> 00:29:34,239
♪ Don't let me die ♪

554
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:38,942
♪ Don't let me die ♪

555
00:29:38,976 --> 00:29:42,046
♪ I need a home
and to find a mate ♪

556
00:29:42,078 --> 00:29:44,481
♪ So if you give big
I can procreate ♪

557
00:29:44,515 --> 00:29:46,351
♪ Don't let me die ♪

558
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:50,988
♪ Don't let me die ♪

559
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:54,524
♪ I live my life
in a single tree ♪

560
00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:57,028
♪ It's no conspiracy ♪

561
00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:59,329
♪ I do it to save energy ♪

562
00:29:59,363 --> 00:30:03,000
♪ Don't let me die ♪

563
00:30:03,032 --> 00:30:06,236
♪ Please, please, please,
don't let me die ♪

564
00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:15,213
♪ Please, please, please,
don't let me die ♪

565
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:17,480
♪ You can't put a price
on a life ♪

566
00:30:17,513 --> 00:30:20,450
♪ But $10,000
would sure be nice ♪

567
00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:23,553
♪ Fragile like
a little feather ♪

568
00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:26,490
♪ Always subject
to the weather ♪

569
00:30:26,522 --> 00:30:30,994
♪ Won't you try to remember ♪

570
00:30:31,028 --> 00:30:34,899
♪ Not to let me die ♪

571
00:30:34,932 --> 00:30:37,201
♪ This is a story
about birds and bees ♪

572
00:30:37,233 --> 00:30:39,936
♪ And a single sloth
on bended knee ♪

573
00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:42,206
♪ Don't let me die ♪

574
00:30:42,239 --> 00:30:46,210
♪ Don't let me
die ♪

575
00:30:46,242 --> 00:30:49,480
♪ Please, please, please,
don't let me die ♪

576
00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:57,221
♪ Please, please, please,
don't let me die ♪

577
00:30:57,253 --> 00:31:01,125
♪ Please, please, donate ♪

578
00:31:01,157 --> 00:31:03,293
♪ All your money ♪

579
00:31:16,472 --> 00:31:18,276
What, what, no good?

580
00:31:18,308 --> 00:31:21,612
No, Max, that was,
like, incredible.

581
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:23,513
Seriously, that... that...

582
00:31:25,481 --> 00:31:29,052
I'm like... you kinda
blew me away there.

583
00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:31,255
Okay, now it's my turn.

584
00:31:31,288 --> 00:31:33,557
Cool.

585
00:31:33,589 --> 00:31:35,558
What are we doing?

586
00:31:35,592 --> 00:31:37,061
I know I promised,
but couldn't you just

587
00:31:37,094 --> 00:31:39,263
add in the shots
afterwards digitally?

588
00:31:39,296 --> 00:31:41,399
No, what I'm trying to do here

589
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,468
is a live, first-person
zombie shooter game.

590
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,038
Okay, if I did it digitally,
then it's just a video game.

591
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,571
Why do I have to do
the painful part?

592
00:31:48,605 --> 00:31:51,541
- This is your idea.
- Uh, precisely,

593
00:31:51,575 --> 00:31:53,678
because it's my idea,

594
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:56,380
- and you promised.
- Oh, come on.

595
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:58,548
Yeah, that's the spirit.

596
00:31:58,582 --> 00:32:00,551
Oh, this looks so good.

597
00:32:00,584 --> 00:32:03,054
Get into it, come at me, bro!

598
00:32:07,156 --> 00:32:10,160
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ahh!

599
00:32:10,193 --> 00:32:12,529
Stop, ow, ow, stop, stop!

600
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,532
Stop, stop!

601
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:16,701
God, oh, God!

602
00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:20,037
That really hurt!

603
00:32:20,069 --> 00:32:21,438
- Ugh!
- You all right?

604
00:32:21,471 --> 00:32:22,740
I think it's worth it,
I think it is

605
00:32:22,772 --> 00:32:24,641
definitely worth it.

606
00:32:24,674 --> 00:32:26,644
Wait a second,
what does this have to do

607
00:32:26,676 --> 00:32:28,545
with the Sloth Fund?

608
00:32:28,578 --> 00:32:32,450
Right, uh, oop, hold on.

609
00:32:32,482 --> 00:32:35,653
Kill zombies, not sloths.

610
00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:37,253
I need ice.

611
00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:39,123
Ice, ice, baby.

612
00:32:39,155 --> 00:32:42,192
- God.
- Oh, I got it, thank you.

613
00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:44,362
- Mm-hm.
- You okay?

614
00:32:44,394 --> 00:32:47,131
Yeah, just bruising.

615
00:32:47,163 --> 00:32:50,033
Sad Max: Boring Road,
do you have more ideas?

616
00:32:50,067 --> 00:32:52,303
More content, more money.

617
00:32:52,336 --> 00:32:53,671
Let's just come up with
more stuff for tomorrow.

618
00:32:53,703 --> 00:32:55,205
- I gotta get some work done.
- Boring.

619
00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:57,307
- My job's gonna kill me.
- Boring, boring, boring.

620
00:32:57,340 --> 00:33:00,043
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

621
00:33:00,076 --> 00:33:02,480
Can I ask you a question?

622
00:33:02,512 --> 00:33:04,080
Yes.

623
00:33:04,114 --> 00:33:06,283
So, you are obviously
under zero obligation

624
00:33:06,316 --> 00:33:09,220
to help with the Sloth Fund,
or, you know, anything.

625
00:33:09,252 --> 00:33:10,653
Yeah, I'm a free agent.

626
00:33:10,686 --> 00:33:12,789
Exactly, having said that,

627
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:15,692
it would be super helpful
if you could post something,

628
00:33:15,726 --> 00:33:17,328
or even just, like,
hashtag something,

629
00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:19,163
'cause you have
such a big online following.

630
00:33:19,195 --> 00:33:21,464
Listen, I know Barney has some
issues with what I do, but...

631
00:33:21,498 --> 00:33:24,168
- I do.
- That's 'cause you're jealous.

632
00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:26,170
- Obviously.
- Do I look like I'm jealous?

633
00:33:26,202 --> 00:33:28,605
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

634
00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:31,341
Look, I worked really hard
to create my brand

635
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,643
and build my following.

636
00:33:32,675 --> 00:33:34,644
I'm not just giving it away.

637
00:33:34,678 --> 00:33:36,547
It's like if you went to a party

638
00:33:36,579 --> 00:33:39,049
and you met a dermatologist...

639
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:41,052
I did meet a dermatologist
at a party once.

640
00:33:41,085 --> 00:33:42,686
- Cool.
- What did she say?

641
00:33:42,719 --> 00:33:44,488
She said that I have dermatitis.

642
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,690
- Well, you do.
- I know.

643
00:33:46,722 --> 00:33:49,592
But, like, you wouldn't
just casually ask her

644
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,394
to remove something
from your face, right?

645
00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:54,331
I mean,
that's that person's job.

646
00:33:54,364 --> 00:33:55,799
- You get what I'm saying.
- I do.

647
00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,368
- Yeah, okay, cool.
- I get that.

648
00:33:57,401 --> 00:33:58,701
- Sorry, yeah.
- Yeah.

649
00:33:58,734 --> 00:34:00,737
- I respect that completely.
- Cool. Thank you.

650
00:34:00,770 --> 00:34:02,373
- Sure.
- Yeah.

651
00:34:02,405 --> 00:34:05,408
That song you were playing,
though, that was good.

652
00:34:05,442 --> 00:34:07,778
- Thank you.
- It was.

653
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:10,280
- Thanks, guys.
- Really good.

654
00:34:10,313 --> 00:34:11,781
You said there were
more instruments

655
00:34:11,815 --> 00:34:14,385
- in the basement, right?
- You said you had to work.

656
00:34:14,418 --> 00:34:17,188
I do, I'm going to.

657
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:24,755
You guys, you gotta
come check this out!

658
00:35:24,788 --> 00:35:27,190
- What?
- Downstairs, come here!

659
00:35:27,224 --> 00:35:29,326
We've been summoned.

660
00:35:33,262 --> 00:35:34,565
- Max?
- Over here!

661
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,903
Max?

662
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:46,677
What is this?

663
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:51,514
Whoa, Dad was
collecting paintings?

664
00:35:51,547 --> 00:35:53,583
He wasn't collecting paintings.

665
00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:56,220
These are his paintings,
he made these paintings.

666
00:35:56,253 --> 00:35:57,655
- Really?
- Yes.

667
00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:00,758
- How do you know?
- They're all signed by him.

668
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,894
- This is crazy.
- There are dozens in here,

669
00:36:03,927 --> 00:36:06,230
and there are stacks more
in the boiler room.

670
00:36:06,262 --> 00:36:08,298
No way.

671
00:36:08,331 --> 00:36:10,366
This is actually pretty good.

672
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,336
- Did you know?
- No, no.

673
00:36:12,369 --> 00:36:13,836
- Barney, did you know?
- No, of course I didn't know,

674
00:36:13,869 --> 00:36:16,706
I didn't know he was capable
of anything like this.

675
00:36:18,942 --> 00:36:21,945
You guys,
let's get these out of here.

676
00:36:21,978 --> 00:36:23,480
See 'em in the light.

677
00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:25,982
God, it's so crazy
how there's, like,

678
00:36:26,016 --> 00:36:28,818
oils, acrylic,
abstract, realism.

679
00:36:28,851 --> 00:36:30,687
It's like he was

680
00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:32,590
exploring every medium.

681
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,525
Yeah, but he hid this
whole part of his life from us.

682
00:36:35,559 --> 00:36:37,294
I know.

683
00:36:37,327 --> 00:36:40,464
I'm gonna go explore some more
of that life downstairs.

684
00:36:44,467 --> 00:36:45,802
You think things would've
been different if we knew

685
00:36:45,835 --> 00:36:48,671
Dad was a painter?

686
00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:51,942
Would you have
stopped playing music?

687
00:36:51,974 --> 00:36:54,711
I actually don't even
really remember

688
00:36:54,744 --> 00:36:58,248
why you stopped.

689
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:00,918
It kinda had to do with
Dad actually.

690
00:37:00,951 --> 00:37:03,019
Really?

691
00:37:03,052 --> 00:37:07,324
Everything with him
was a negotiation, you know?

692
00:37:07,356 --> 00:37:11,295
It's not like he minded me
being into music at school,

693
00:37:11,327 --> 00:37:13,831
like playing trumpet and piano,

694
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,932
but when I started my own band,

695
00:37:15,965 --> 00:37:18,301
he said it was a waste of time.

696
00:37:18,335 --> 00:37:20,403
This one summer,

697
00:37:20,436 --> 00:37:23,339
he set me up with this
internship at a law office

698
00:37:23,373 --> 00:37:25,442
that a colleague of his
worked at,

699
00:37:25,474 --> 00:37:28,578
and at the same time,
I had applied

700
00:37:28,612 --> 00:37:30,847
to this songwriting workshop

701
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,548
in Nashville.

702
00:37:32,581 --> 00:37:34,550
I was pretty good, I mean,
I thought I was, like, becoming

703
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,953
a really good songwriter,
and I loved it.

704
00:37:36,987 --> 00:37:39,389
And so, I applied and I got in,

705
00:37:39,422 --> 00:37:42,725
but it conflicted
with the internship,

706
00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:46,530
and I couldn't negotiate
through that,

707
00:37:46,563 --> 00:37:49,365
so I just... I didn't go.

708
00:37:49,398 --> 00:37:51,801
Yeah, but Dad used to
say that stuff to me

709
00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:54,605
about negotiating one for one,

710
00:37:54,637 --> 00:37:56,840
but I would just push back,

711
00:37:56,873 --> 00:37:58,909
and we always worked it out.

712
00:37:58,942 --> 00:38:00,644
This was around the same time

713
00:38:00,677 --> 00:38:03,947
that Mom died,

714
00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:07,318
and I just

715
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,987
didn't feel like I could
negotiate with Dad anymore.

716
00:38:10,019 --> 00:38:11,588
I couldn't challenge him.

717
00:38:11,621 --> 00:38:14,992
He was so... he was so unhappy,

718
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:18,528
and so I just felt like
I had to be responsible to him,

719
00:38:18,561 --> 00:38:20,530
and that was that.

720
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:49,360
Hey, are you up?

721
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:55,766
Can I ask you a question?

722
00:38:55,798 --> 00:38:57,400
Shoot.

723
00:38:57,434 --> 00:39:00,437
Did you know my dad
made all those paintings?

724
00:39:00,469 --> 00:39:02,472
Why didn't he
show them to anybody?

725
00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:05,475
Uh, probably because

726
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:07,610
he was afraid he sucked.

727
00:39:07,643 --> 00:39:09,912
Or do you think it was
because he thought

728
00:39:09,945 --> 00:39:11,981
it wasn't what he was supposed
to be doing with his time?

729
00:39:12,014 --> 00:39:14,150
I mean, that's kinda
the same thing, you know?

730
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,787
- Did you know him well?
- Yeah, I mean,

731
00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:20,457
he came into the, uh,
habitat every now and then.

732
00:39:20,489 --> 00:39:23,526
He painted a nude of me once.

733
00:39:23,559 --> 00:39:25,061
- A nude?
- Yep.

734
00:39:28,164 --> 00:39:30,768
I guess I always thought
he did things for a reason,

735
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,168
like, he was hard on me
'cause he was trying

736
00:39:32,202 --> 00:39:33,837
to teach me something.

737
00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:37,407
He thought money
solved most problems.

738
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,876
You're trying to save me
with money, aren't you?

739
00:39:39,909 --> 00:39:42,011
Yeah, but, I mean, how else?

740
00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,882
Did you ever hear the story
of the umbrella

741
00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:47,650
born on a planet without rain?

742
00:39:47,684 --> 00:39:49,519
No.

743
00:39:51,755 --> 00:39:53,590
I'm sorry, am I supposed to
guess what that's about,

744
00:39:53,623 --> 00:39:55,492
or are you gonna tell me?
I can never tell.

745
00:39:55,525 --> 00:39:58,896
It's like, you think
you're not meant for this world.

746
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,898
Like, if you take up
too much space,

747
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:02,599
you'll hurt people.

748
00:40:02,632 --> 00:40:05,568
I got two words for ya,
you ready?

749
00:40:05,601 --> 00:40:07,003
Go big,

750
00:40:07,036 --> 00:40:11,607
but for now, just focus
on the first part.

751
00:40:11,641 --> 00:40:13,476
- The first part?
- Go!

752
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,446
Why do you keep on waking me up
in the middle of the night?

753
00:40:15,478 --> 00:40:19,215
- What's that all about?
- Oh, right, sorry, sorry.

754
00:40:19,248 --> 00:40:20,917
Good talk.

755
00:40:26,523 --> 00:40:28,125
Yes, I know, I thought

756
00:40:28,157 --> 00:40:30,661
I'd have something for you.

757
00:40:30,693 --> 00:40:33,663
No, well, what happened was
I got hit by a bug.

758
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:36,200
I mean,
just totally knocked me out.

759
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,501
Um, but here's the thing,

760
00:40:38,534 --> 00:40:40,971
tell Thomas... tell Thomas
that I will have

761
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,772
something for him

762
00:40:42,806 --> 00:40:45,008
by, uh... by tomorrow morning

763
00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:48,711
the absolute latest, okay?

764
00:40:48,744 --> 00:40:51,481
Yes, thank you, it's all on me.

765
00:40:51,514 --> 00:40:54,484
Okay, I really appreciate that.

766
00:40:54,518 --> 00:40:56,586
Take care.

767
00:40:56,619 --> 00:40:59,589
- Hey, sorry.
- All right, Mr. One Man Band.

768
00:41:01,157 --> 00:41:03,794
Do you wanna do, like,
a headstand or anything, or...?

769
00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:06,129
Um, no.

770
00:41:06,161 --> 00:41:08,598
Okay.

771
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,834
All right,
I'm hitting "Record."

772
00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,102
Okay.

773
00:41:41,664 --> 00:41:43,967
♪ Gotta keep 'em home
in their habitat now ♪

774
00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:48,972
♪ Developers developin'
plans, no doubt ♪

775
00:41:50,606 --> 00:41:53,210
♪ Gotta wave a banner,
gotta have a protest ♪

776
00:41:54,811 --> 00:41:59,115
♪ No self respecting sloth
would expect less ♪

777
00:41:59,148 --> 00:42:03,753
♪ Talkin' with
a sloth all night ♪

778
00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:08,291
♪ Talkin' 'till
the morning light ♪

779
00:42:08,324 --> 00:42:12,929
♪ Telling truths
and telling lies ♪

780
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:17,034
♪ Keeping that sloth alive ♪

781
00:42:21,804 --> 00:42:23,973
♪ They don't own
the sky and trees ♪

782
00:42:24,007 --> 00:42:26,275
♪ They're just
in the space between ♪

783
00:42:26,309 --> 00:42:30,581
♪ No one can claim everything ♪

784
00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:32,715
♪ And your burrito
place is lame ♪

785
00:42:32,748 --> 00:42:35,618
♪ You think it's right
because they're named after

786
00:42:35,652 --> 00:42:39,056
the seven deadly sins ♪

787
00:42:39,088 --> 00:42:43,360
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

788
00:42:43,393 --> 00:42:48,097
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

789
00:43:03,045 --> 00:43:05,147
- That was awesome!
- Yeah.

790
00:43:05,181 --> 00:43:06,949
Can we do another
one of my ideas now?

791
00:43:06,983 --> 00:43:11,388
- Yeah.
- Yes! All right!

792
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:14,290
Give me a big smile.

793
00:43:14,324 --> 00:43:17,628
Perfect!

794
00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:20,097
Okay.

795
00:43:22,699 --> 00:43:25,969
Dreadfully nice weather
we're having, my dear.

796
00:43:26,001 --> 00:43:27,070
My dear?

797
00:43:27,103 --> 00:43:29,740
Are you hard of hearing?

798
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,742
Apologies, good sir.

799
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,177
Why, you were speaking
to my texting hat.

800
00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:36,146
Your texting hat?

801
00:43:36,179 --> 00:43:37,648
I can text,

802
00:43:37,681 --> 00:43:40,317
but it looks like
I'm attending to you!

803
00:43:40,349 --> 00:43:43,886
- But it is an artifice!
- Indeedily-doo!

804
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,322
I proclaim it is
the very epitome

805
00:43:46,356 --> 00:43:48,392
of scandalous behavior.

806
00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:49,926
Nonsense.

807
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:54,096
The only real scandal
is letting a species die!

808
00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:56,833
Of what species do you speak?

809
00:43:56,865 --> 00:43:59,969
Why, the North American
sloth, of course.

810
00:44:00,003 --> 00:44:03,106
Donate to the fund,
and donate big!

811
00:44:03,139 --> 00:44:04,141
Hit it!

812
00:44:10,847 --> 00:44:12,849
Cut!

813
00:44:12,882 --> 00:44:14,851
Awesome.

814
00:44:14,884 --> 00:44:15,786
You really think so?

815
00:44:15,818 --> 00:44:16,820
Yeah, that was great.

816
00:44:16,853 --> 00:44:19,889
Was it, 'cause it's like
when you, you know...

817
00:44:19,922 --> 00:44:21,457
- looks like the face.
- You're overthinking it.

818
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:23,159
- Yeah? All right.
- It was great.

819
00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:25,162
How do you think
the fundraiser's doin'?

820
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:26,230
I think it's got some traction,
I don't know.

821
00:44:26,262 --> 00:44:28,164
I don't really know
what to expect, you know.

822
00:44:28,197 --> 00:44:30,333
- Hey, idiots!
- Hey!

823
00:44:30,365 --> 00:44:34,070
- Uh, only he responded to that.
- You guys look good.

824
00:44:34,103 --> 00:44:36,772
So, listen, I reached out
to some of my people,

825
00:44:36,806 --> 00:44:38,407
and I think I got us a sponsor,

826
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,875
- a bar opening.
- Mm!

827
00:44:39,909 --> 00:44:40,943
- That's amazing!
- Yeah,

828
00:44:40,976 --> 00:44:43,913
but we have to get it
all together pretty fast.

829
00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:45,981
They said they'd
give us $2,500

830
00:44:46,014 --> 00:44:48,150
if I post a video
with our exact specifications

831
00:44:48,184 --> 00:44:50,253
and it gets 10,000 views
before tomorrow,

832
00:44:50,286 --> 00:44:51,019
which it totally will.

833
00:44:51,054 --> 00:44:52,822
That's great,
that is not an

834
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,024
- insignificant amount of money.
- That's huge!

835
00:44:54,056 --> 00:44:55,357
I could tell this
is important to you.

836
00:44:55,391 --> 00:44:57,427
- It is, thank you.
- Yeah.

837
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,327
So, should we do this?

838
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,895
- Let's do it!
- Yeah, let's do it!

839
00:44:59,929 --> 00:45:01,865
- Still don't quite get it.
- Get what?

840
00:45:01,898 --> 00:45:03,333
So this is an ad
for this new club,

841
00:45:03,365 --> 00:45:05,168
- and also juice?
- I believe it's called

842
00:45:05,201 --> 00:45:07,070
- cross-promotion.
- Yes, I understand,

843
00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:09,039
but let me be more specific.

844
00:45:09,072 --> 00:45:11,240
Why are we promoting
these two products

845
00:45:11,273 --> 00:45:12,909
at the same time, like,

846
00:45:12,942 --> 00:45:15,344
what are they trying to get kids
to go clubbing in New York?

847
00:45:15,378 --> 00:45:16,813
I would drink juice at a club.

848
00:45:16,846 --> 00:45:18,014
Yeah, of course you would.

849
00:45:18,047 --> 00:45:19,081
What does that mean?

850
00:45:19,114 --> 00:45:21,283
- Well, it's ju... I mean...
- Guys, guys,

851
00:45:21,317 --> 00:45:23,186
the point is that
both of these products

852
00:45:23,219 --> 00:45:25,255
activate the pleasure
center of the brain.

853
00:45:25,288 --> 00:45:28,425
You want the both more by virtue
of them being coupled together.

854
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:31,128
There's been a ton
of studies on this.

855
00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:33,028
Okay, let's get ready
to go for tonight.

856
00:45:33,061 --> 00:45:35,264
I don't know how to influence.

857
00:45:35,297 --> 00:45:37,133
- Don't sell yourself short.
- It's right here.

858
00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,534
Okay, will you put
the light back there,

859
00:45:38,568 --> 00:45:41,371
and then we're gonna
put one over here.

860
00:45:41,403 --> 00:45:43,773
Put what where,
and then who?

861
00:45:43,806 --> 00:45:45,808
- Seriously?
- Okay.

862
00:45:45,842 --> 00:45:47,010
But don't put
that in a wet spot!

863
00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:48,345
- I don't know what...
- I don't want it to get wet,

864
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,112
- so just...
- How do I know what's wet

865
00:45:49,146 --> 00:45:50,781
- and what's dry?
- Just look down!

866
00:45:50,813 --> 00:45:52,281
- Is there water there?
- It's all green!

867
00:45:52,315 --> 00:45:55,117
Yeah, but you can tell
if there's wet grass.

868
00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:00,390
Donate to the Sloth Fund.

869
00:46:00,422 --> 00:46:01,857
Donate to the Sloth Fund.

870
00:46:01,891 --> 00:46:04,360
Donate to the Sloth Fund
to save an animal.

871
00:46:06,329 --> 00:46:08,398
And come to animal bar
on the West Side

872
00:46:08,431 --> 00:46:10,333
to save yourself.

873
00:46:10,365 --> 00:46:12,268
Also, do you like juice?

874
00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:14,304
Juice, oh, yeah!

875
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:17,474
Come get your juice on
with Jimmy's Juice!

876
00:46:17,507 --> 00:46:18,809
- Jimmy's Juice.
- Sloth Fund.

877
00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:19,976
- Jimmy's Juice.
- Sloth Fund.

878
00:46:20,009 --> 00:46:20,943
- Jimmy's Juice.
- Sloth Fund.

879
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:24,247
Rabbit noise,
rabbit noise, rabbit noise!

880
00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,086
Hi, Vanessa.

881
00:46:31,119 --> 00:46:33,190
Yes... No, no, no, it's fine.

882
00:46:36,259 --> 00:46:39,094
I know, I know.

883
00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:40,564
I apologize, I honestly,

884
00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:43,300
I thought I would have something
for you by now as well.

885
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,936
Um...

886
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:50,273
No, no, no, no, no, that's,
I don't think that's necessary.

887
00:46:50,306 --> 00:46:52,208
Hey, I gotta say, you know,
with all my bellyaching,

888
00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,077
this juice is
actually pretty good!

889
00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:55,846
Oh, my God, I told you that
like a million times.

890
00:46:55,878 --> 00:46:56,846
Why do you never listen to me?

891
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,882
Because you have a lot
of bad things to say.

892
00:46:58,914 --> 00:47:01,585
- That is so rude, I do not.
- Well,

893
00:47:01,617 --> 00:47:03,886
hold on, pump the brakes here.

894
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,255
I do have to say

895
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:08,859
I'm very impressed
with that camera work.

896
00:47:08,891 --> 00:47:09,826
Thank you!

897
00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:10,727
- I'm sorry...
- That was so nice of you.

898
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,528
...that I dump on
your stuff all the time.

899
00:47:12,561 --> 00:47:14,998
- I'm sorry too.
- For what?

900
00:47:15,030 --> 00:47:17,299
That you dump
on my stuff all the time.

901
00:47:17,333 --> 00:47:18,601
Boom, got you!

902
00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:21,371
- I'm not sorry for nothin'!
- You're a sassy unicorn!

903
00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:23,139
- Yes you are!
- That's right, do you see that?

904
00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,978
I've, honestly, I've just been

905
00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:31,547
a little wrapped up in a,
like, a family obligation

906
00:47:31,581 --> 00:47:34,384
to be honest, and...

907
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:37,221
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's...

908
00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:42,059
Mm-hmm.

909
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,495
Uh-huh.

910
00:47:48,563 --> 00:47:50,900
Okay.

911
00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:52,269
I understand.

912
00:47:54,070 --> 00:47:56,306
Okay.

913
00:47:56,338 --> 00:47:58,141
Sure, so... Mm-hmm.

914
00:47:58,173 --> 00:47:59,108
Okay.

915
00:47:59,141 --> 00:48:00,344
Good night.

916
00:48:09,251 --> 00:48:11,086
What do you think is
actually in this juice?

917
00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:12,621
Probably a healthy combination

918
00:48:12,655 --> 00:48:15,325
of what's ever inside of those
fluorescent sticks there.

919
00:48:15,358 --> 00:48:18,361
Fluorescent sticks?
These are called glow sticks.

920
00:48:18,393 --> 00:48:20,195
- They... I didn't...
- How do you not know that?

921
00:48:20,228 --> 00:48:21,463
- Oh, my God.
- I really love these.

922
00:48:21,496 --> 00:48:22,331
Like, I wanna kind
of wear them...

923
00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:23,532
- Of course you do.
- Hi!

924
00:48:23,565 --> 00:48:25,268
What's goin' on?

925
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:28,203
Uh, work just took me
off my main client,

926
00:48:28,237 --> 00:48:30,340
told me I shouldn't
come in for a little bit.

927
00:48:30,373 --> 00:48:32,309
- Whoa!
- What does that even mean?

928
00:48:32,342 --> 00:48:36,179
Um, it means I get
a mini forced vacation,

929
00:48:36,211 --> 00:48:37,313
- which is fine.
- All right.

930
00:48:37,347 --> 00:48:39,649
I hate that job, also.

931
00:48:39,681 --> 00:48:42,084
So, that's all the stuff.

932
00:48:42,117 --> 00:48:44,554
Um, also, the videos
are getting more hits,

933
00:48:44,586 --> 00:48:46,188
- and we got some more donations.
- Really?

934
00:48:46,222 --> 00:48:47,457
- Yes.
- No way!

935
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,692
- That's great.
- Whoa, I mean, these are all

936
00:48:49,726 --> 00:48:50,594
reasons to celebrate...

937
00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:52,262
- Yes, absolutely.
- ...I would say, right?

938
00:48:52,295 --> 00:48:53,463
- Okay.
- Are we gonna celebrate?

939
00:48:53,496 --> 00:48:54,998
- Yeah!
- Okay!

940
00:48:55,030 --> 00:48:57,967
- Cheers, brothers.
- Cheers.

941
00:49:00,702 --> 00:49:03,739
The North American sloth
is a sub-species of sloth

942
00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:05,442
that lives in North America

943
00:49:05,474 --> 00:49:08,577
whose ranks have been
decimated by modernity.

944
00:49:08,610 --> 00:49:11,246
If this fund closes,
I mean, if the fund closes,

945
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,149
uh, I mean, you know,

946
00:49:13,181 --> 00:49:15,417
it goes back into public land...

947
00:49:15,451 --> 00:49:17,586
- Didn't we already do this?
- ...all the sloths are gone.

948
00:49:17,619 --> 00:49:19,188
- Sloth Fund, Sloth Fund.
- Barney.

949
00:49:19,222 --> 00:49:20,223
It's hard to say.

950
00:49:20,257 --> 00:49:22,492
- Didn't we already do this?
- Hey, hi, hello!

951
00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:23,460
Didn't you hear?

952
00:49:23,492 --> 00:49:25,362
Your dad wrote you letters

953
00:49:25,394 --> 00:49:27,197
to show you how much he cared.

954
00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:28,565
Oh, cool.

955
00:49:33,101 --> 00:49:34,770
"My son,

956
00:49:34,804 --> 00:49:37,039
if I failed you at all,

957
00:49:37,072 --> 00:49:39,608
it's in not having
let you know specifically

958
00:49:39,641 --> 00:49:42,411
how I feel about you.

959
00:49:42,445 --> 00:49:45,015
There was no room you entered
that didn't get brighter

960
00:49:45,047 --> 00:49:47,149
for your presence.

961
00:49:47,182 --> 00:49:49,518
Your sense of elan..."

962
00:49:49,552 --> 00:49:53,690
I love, I love that...
"your sense of elan,

963
00:49:53,722 --> 00:49:56,092
the creative impulses
you channeled,

964
00:49:56,125 --> 00:49:57,594
your whimsical spirit,

965
00:49:57,626 --> 00:50:02,798
all of these were the truest
sources of joy for me.

966
00:50:02,831 --> 00:50:04,701
Put quite simply,

967
00:50:04,733 --> 00:50:06,702
you know how to live,

968
00:50:06,735 --> 00:50:09,038
and that, to the degree
that I molded you,

969
00:50:09,072 --> 00:50:11,274
is my greatest success as a man.

970
00:50:11,306 --> 00:50:14,243
Follow your dreams, my son,

971
00:50:14,277 --> 00:50:17,179
dreams ensconced in my love.

972
00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:19,315
Yours truly, your father."

973
00:50:22,284 --> 00:50:24,353
- Wow!
- Isn't that amazing?

974
00:50:24,387 --> 00:50:26,556
- That's amazing.
- Yeah, anyway, uh,

975
00:50:26,588 --> 00:50:29,358
let me get to yours,
Maxwell, here we go.

976
00:50:29,391 --> 00:50:31,427
- Okay.
- Oh.

977
00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:33,629
- So, Maxwell...
- I'm Barney.

978
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:36,833
- No, I'm Maxwell.
- You're...

979
00:50:36,865 --> 00:50:39,134
Oh, my God, is that true?

980
00:50:39,168 --> 00:50:40,470
That one was for you.

981
00:50:40,503 --> 00:50:42,205
- This one's actually for you.
- Oh, that's...

982
00:50:42,237 --> 00:50:43,639
- You're Maxwell?
- No, I'm Barney.

983
00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:45,074
Barney, that's yours.

984
00:50:47,742 --> 00:50:49,278
This is yours, I really am

985
00:50:49,311 --> 00:50:50,279
- sorry about that.
- That was amazing!

986
00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:52,182
- Is that cool? We good?
- Oh, no, that's great!

987
00:50:52,215 --> 00:50:53,516
- I love that, okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

988
00:50:53,548 --> 00:50:54,684
Oh, this is... Ready?

989
00:50:54,717 --> 00:50:57,387
"Max, see to my estate.

990
00:50:57,420 --> 00:51:00,090
Your brother
cannot be depended on

991
00:51:00,123 --> 00:51:04,094
in that regard."

992
00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:07,197
I actually think I was supposed
to read these privately.

993
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:08,664
- Is there...
- Is all that had on it?

994
00:51:08,697 --> 00:51:10,567
There... That's it,
I mean, there's not even

995
00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:13,802
- a sticky, or anything.
- Oh, no!

996
00:51:13,835 --> 00:51:15,437
You listen to me.

997
00:51:15,471 --> 00:51:17,806
You want to fail me
and fail your father

998
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,175
and destroy his legacy?

999
00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:22,377
- Is that what you want?
- No, no, no, of course not!

1000
00:51:22,411 --> 00:51:23,880
Then I challenge you.

1001
00:51:23,913 --> 00:51:25,882
- You should go big!
- Yes!

1002
00:51:25,914 --> 00:51:27,382
Yes, I'm gonna go big.

1003
00:51:27,416 --> 00:51:29,818
You aren't trying hard enough,
Maxwell.

1004
00:51:29,851 --> 00:51:31,420
Sloth Fund, Sloth Fund,
Sloth Fund, Sloth Fund.

1005
00:51:31,454 --> 00:51:32,722
♪ Don't let me down ♪

1006
00:51:32,755 --> 00:51:36,358
Sloth Fund,
Sloth Fund, Sloth Fund!

1007
00:51:36,391 --> 00:51:37,527
I never really remember

1008
00:51:37,559 --> 00:51:39,161
the words after that,
what is it?

1009
00:51:39,195 --> 00:51:42,532
Get off your butt
and get something done today!

1010
00:51:52,507 --> 00:51:54,176
- Ugh, so close!
- Ugh!

1011
00:51:54,210 --> 00:51:57,246
- Ugh!
- Ugh! Ewie, ewie, gooey!

1012
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,482
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
family meeting real quick.

1013
00:51:59,514 --> 00:52:00,717
It's family game time.

1014
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,217
- Yeah.
- This is important.

1015
00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:03,119
Really quick, really quick.

1016
00:52:03,152 --> 00:52:05,487
Max, will you just
come relax with us?

1017
00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:07,490
I'm leaving in
a couple days, please?

1018
00:52:07,523 --> 00:52:09,592
Hear me out, okay,
if we hit this mark, right,

1019
00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:10,893
if we raise this money,

1020
00:52:10,927 --> 00:52:13,730
we're just gonna have to raise
the same amount next month.

1021
00:52:13,762 --> 00:52:14,864
This is taking
way too much time.

1022
00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:17,567
We can't keep doing it
in this piecemeal fashion.

1023
00:52:17,599 --> 00:52:19,935
That's why I think we
should make one big splash

1024
00:52:19,969 --> 00:52:22,172
and make a huge sum of money.

1025
00:52:22,204 --> 00:52:23,739
We should have a party.

1026
00:52:23,773 --> 00:52:25,642
- I like a party.
- And that party

1027
00:52:25,675 --> 00:52:26,910
will be a fundraising banquet.

1028
00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:29,278
- Oh!
- Whoa.

1029
00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:31,681
Wait, dude, that is not,
that's not a party.

1030
00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,849
- No, listen...
- It's a total...

1031
00:52:33,882 --> 00:52:35,384
...we don't have the house
for that much longer.

1032
00:52:35,418 --> 00:52:37,620
Let's just spend some
quality time together.

1033
00:52:37,652 --> 00:52:38,554
I think it would be
really good for you.

1034
00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:39,556
No, but that's my point!

1035
00:52:39,588 --> 00:52:42,257
What better way to leave
this house and honor it

1036
00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:44,561
than by saving
this fund for Dad.

1037
00:52:44,594 --> 00:52:46,396
I feel like you're
losing your mind.

1038
00:52:46,429 --> 00:52:47,829
I'm not losing my mind.

1039
00:52:47,862 --> 00:52:49,498
I feel totally fine.

1040
00:52:49,532 --> 00:52:51,401
I've done a lot of stuff
for this family in my life,

1041
00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,269
and that's on me,
that was my choice.

1042
00:52:53,302 --> 00:52:55,771
That's fine,
but I am asking you two

1043
00:52:55,804 --> 00:52:58,473
to do this one thing for me
this one time.

1044
00:52:58,507 --> 00:53:01,543
It'll be less than
24 hours of our lives.

1045
00:53:01,577 --> 00:53:02,445
Succeed or fail,

1046
00:53:02,478 --> 00:53:04,713
I'll never ask
anything of you again.

1047
00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:05,414
Max.

1048
00:53:05,447 --> 00:53:07,349
I will do all the heavy lifting.

1049
00:53:07,382 --> 00:53:11,320
Please, please, please,
just say yes?

1050
00:53:11,353 --> 00:53:12,454
Okay!

1051
00:53:12,487 --> 00:53:14,289
- Fine, yeah, fine.
- Fine!

1052
00:53:14,322 --> 00:53:16,225
- Fine, we'll do it.
- Thank you, thank you.

1053
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,394
I really appreciate it.

1054
00:53:18,427 --> 00:53:19,596
This is great.

1055
00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:21,563
I'm gonna email you
a spreadsheet detailing

1056
00:53:21,597 --> 00:53:22,966
everybody's responsibilities.

1057
00:53:22,998 --> 00:53:25,734
Awesome!

1058
00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:29,438
Spreadsheet?

1059
00:53:34,543 --> 00:53:38,514
Oh, no!

1060
00:53:38,547 --> 00:53:40,550
So in the morning,
you can help me

1061
00:53:40,583 --> 00:53:43,753
attach the drone
to the livestream, yeah?

1062
00:53:43,786 --> 00:53:47,289
That is fantastic,
thank you so much.

1063
00:53:47,322 --> 00:53:49,391
All right, great!

1064
00:53:49,425 --> 00:53:50,760
We'll touch base then.

1065
00:53:52,027 --> 00:53:53,996
Good night.

1066
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:56,399
- Hi!
- Hey.

1067
00:53:56,431 --> 00:53:58,467
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.

1068
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:00,036
Do you feel like there's
anything I can do to

1069
00:54:00,068 --> 00:54:01,938
talk you out of
having this event?

1070
00:54:01,971 --> 00:54:04,608
- No.
- No.

1071
00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:09,879
I could definitely
still use your help, though.

1072
00:54:09,911 --> 00:54:13,582
Uh, trying to help you is all
Barney and I have been doing!

1073
00:54:13,615 --> 00:54:14,583
Great.

1074
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:17,954
Great.

1075
00:54:17,987 --> 00:54:20,023
Get some sleep.

1076
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:20,923
You too.

1077
00:54:24,092 --> 00:54:25,594
Night.

1078
00:54:25,628 --> 00:54:26,763
Good night.

1079
00:54:35,503 --> 00:54:38,074
Okay, I know today's
gonna be crazy,

1080
00:54:38,106 --> 00:54:40,643
but before we get started,
I just wanna say thank you

1081
00:54:40,675 --> 00:54:42,644
for your time
and your attention.

1082
00:54:42,677 --> 00:54:43,813
Is this a TED Talk?

1083
00:54:46,981 --> 00:54:48,384
If there's anything I've learned

1084
00:54:48,416 --> 00:54:50,519
from working on teams
in crunch time,

1085
00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:53,556
it's that we really say
yes to each other.

1086
00:54:53,588 --> 00:54:55,958
Say someone has an idea,
we wanna see how far it can go,

1087
00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:57,492
just say yes.

1088
00:54:57,525 --> 00:54:58,393
Say, for example...

1089
00:54:58,427 --> 00:55:01,631
Someone needs to
take a bathroom break.

1090
00:55:01,664 --> 00:55:02,732
Are you asking?

1091
00:55:02,764 --> 00:55:04,533
Yes.

1092
00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:05,534
How 'bout in just a bit?

1093
00:55:05,568 --> 00:55:07,637
Okay, 'cause that sounds
like a no, I think.

1094
00:55:07,670 --> 00:55:09,038
It's a yes to going later.

1095
00:55:09,070 --> 00:55:11,873
Oh, okay, so it's a yes to
no bathroom break?

1096
00:55:11,907 --> 00:55:13,109
It's a yes to
respecting everyone's time...

1097
00:55:13,141 --> 00:55:15,544
Eh, I'm pretty sure
that was a no.

1098
00:55:15,577 --> 00:55:16,746
- Don't you think so?
- Yeah.

1099
00:55:16,778 --> 00:55:18,880
I think, uh, we've decided
that is a no.

1100
00:55:18,914 --> 00:55:20,383
It's a yes to being
a team player.

1101
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:21,951
- How 'bout that?
- Okay, well, how about

1102
00:55:21,983 --> 00:55:24,052
you say yes to my butt?

1103
00:55:24,085 --> 00:55:25,687
Okay, I'm gonna say
yes to leaving.

1104
00:55:25,721 --> 00:55:26,856
- Hey, and I'll say yes to that!
- This is crazy.

1105
00:55:26,889 --> 00:55:29,858
Please, please!

1106
00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,027
Please, please, stay.

1107
00:55:32,061 --> 00:55:33,696
Sorry.

1108
00:55:33,728 --> 00:55:37,132
I'm just feeling
a little stressed out.

1109
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:39,402
Can we please just
go get the tables,

1110
00:55:39,434 --> 00:55:41,471
bring them back here
and start setting up

1111
00:55:41,503 --> 00:55:43,105
for everything?

1112
00:55:43,139 --> 00:55:44,073
Please?

1113
00:55:44,106 --> 00:55:46,109
Fine, fine, let's just... Come on.

1114
00:55:46,141 --> 00:55:48,910
- I'll give you a maybe.
- All right.

1115
00:55:53,748 --> 00:55:56,651
Oh, my God,
there's so many, okay.

1116
00:55:56,684 --> 00:55:58,554
I guess just...

1117
00:55:58,586 --> 00:56:00,789
Ugh.

1118
00:56:00,822 --> 00:56:02,157
It's hot.

1119
00:56:02,190 --> 00:56:03,091
Wait, no, no, no,
no, no, no,

1120
00:56:03,126 --> 00:56:04,961
no, no, no, no,
don't set it up here.

1121
00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:06,496
Let's bring it to
where it's gonna be,

1122
00:56:06,528 --> 00:56:07,429
and then set it up there, okay?

1123
00:56:07,463 --> 00:56:09,164
There's no point
in setting it up here.

1124
00:56:09,197 --> 00:56:11,067
Are you gonna be
like this all day?

1125
00:56:11,099 --> 00:56:12,501
Yes.

1126
00:56:12,534 --> 00:56:14,036
Ha!

1127
00:56:14,068 --> 00:56:16,038
Get it? Instead of saying no?

1128
00:56:19,108 --> 00:56:20,777
All right, can we just
move the table, please?

1129
00:56:20,809 --> 00:56:22,411
Thank you.

1130
00:56:26,449 --> 00:56:28,751
Sorry, can you guys
move a little faster?

1131
00:56:28,784 --> 00:56:31,753
We're mov... You want us
to run with a table?

1132
00:56:31,786 --> 00:56:33,655
- Okay, fine, fine, sorry.
- Jeez!

1133
00:56:33,688 --> 00:56:36,692
Swing around so it's
set up this way.

1134
00:56:36,724 --> 00:56:40,462
Oh, he's setting them
all in a line.

1135
00:56:40,496 --> 00:56:42,764
Can you move fast... Can you do it
a little faster, though,

1136
00:56:42,797 --> 00:56:43,732
'cause I feel like you're...

1137
00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:45,568
I'm not trying to be a jerk.

1138
00:56:45,601 --> 00:56:47,436
I just think if people show up,

1139
00:56:47,469 --> 00:56:49,172
and we're not ready,
it's catastrophic.

1140
00:56:49,204 --> 00:56:51,706
Then we get zero money,
I mean, who would show up

1141
00:56:51,739 --> 00:56:53,108
- to a fundraiser...
- We're gonna be ready.

1142
00:56:53,141 --> 00:56:54,810
We have the whole day!

1143
00:56:54,844 --> 00:56:56,512
I think these are
a little close together,

1144
00:56:56,545 --> 00:56:58,614
like, you know,
I don't think that, um...

1145
00:56:58,646 --> 00:57:00,081
Maybe we could
put swivel chairs,

1146
00:57:00,114 --> 00:57:02,617
and they could
sort of go in-between.

1147
00:57:02,650 --> 00:57:03,853
That's fine, guys,
I got this one.

1148
00:57:03,885 --> 00:57:05,121
I don't need help.

1149
00:57:05,153 --> 00:57:07,923
I'll just open it up right here.

1150
00:57:07,956 --> 00:57:08,990
I'll get one faster than you,

1151
00:57:09,023 --> 00:57:10,859
look at that, look at my hustle.

1152
00:57:10,893 --> 00:57:12,094
- Look how fast I'm going.
- Look at me not wasting time

1153
00:57:12,126 --> 00:57:13,762
- by not arguing!
- I'm not wasting time!

1154
00:57:13,795 --> 00:57:15,130
You just said I was
wasting time by arguing,

1155
00:57:15,164 --> 00:57:16,199
- and now I...
- Oh, my God, okay.

1156
00:57:16,231 --> 00:57:17,599
Let's just take a breath.

1157
00:57:17,632 --> 00:57:19,034
Let's just
take a breath.

1158
00:57:19,068 --> 00:57:20,002
And we'll...

1159
00:57:22,871 --> 00:57:25,240
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!

1160
00:57:25,273 --> 00:57:27,042
It's so hot!

1161
00:57:27,076 --> 00:57:27,844
Do you think people
are gonna wanna

1162
00:57:27,876 --> 00:57:28,744
sit in the sun
like this, though,

1163
00:57:28,777 --> 00:57:31,046
'cause it's really
hot over here.

1164
00:57:31,079 --> 00:57:32,914
But by the time they get here,

1165
00:57:32,947 --> 00:57:34,783
the sun'll be further down.

1166
00:57:34,817 --> 00:57:35,985
Is that how it works?

1167
00:57:39,954 --> 00:57:42,724
I'm sorry I get angry,
I am, I really am...

1168
00:57:42,757 --> 00:57:43,992
- Oh?
- ...but also you're prov...

1169
00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:45,827
you're intentionally
provoking me,

1170
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:47,230
you're trying to get me angry,

1171
00:57:47,262 --> 00:57:49,798
and then when I do,
you say it's a problem.

1172
00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:53,668
What is he doing?

1173
00:57:53,702 --> 00:57:57,173
- He's like a drill sergeant.
- Ugh.

1174
00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:59,008
Maybe he should have
gone into the military.

1175
00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:00,042
- Look at that, oh, man...
- Dude!

1176
00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:02,043
- ...I wish I had my camera.
- Are you serious?

1177
00:58:02,077 --> 00:58:04,714
It's weight bearing!

1178
00:58:04,746 --> 00:58:06,748
- Look at that!
- I know you wanna have fun,

1179
00:58:06,782 --> 00:58:09,519
- I do, I get that, I get that!
- Just admit that I'm sexy!

1180
00:58:09,552 --> 00:58:11,621
Stop it, just stop!

1181
00:58:11,653 --> 00:58:13,054
Like, it's like you're
tryin' to drive me crazy.

1182
00:58:13,088 --> 00:58:15,958
I get that you wanna have fun,
but it is not fun for me

1183
00:58:15,990 --> 00:58:18,094
to worry if we're
not gonna be ready!

1184
00:58:18,126 --> 00:58:20,829
Will you just say that I'm sexy?

1185
00:58:20,862 --> 00:58:22,063
Just say it.

1186
00:58:22,097 --> 00:58:23,932
Maxwell!

1187
00:58:23,965 --> 00:58:26,868
Seriously, man, take a breath.

1188
00:58:26,902 --> 00:58:29,672
The veins in your forehead
are, like, popping out.

1189
00:58:29,704 --> 00:58:31,873
You know how many events
like this I've done?

1190
00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:33,643
It's gonna be totally fine.

1191
00:58:33,675 --> 00:58:36,177
I got this, we got this.

1192
00:58:36,210 --> 00:58:37,278
I just...

1193
00:58:37,311 --> 00:58:40,016
I know, I hear my own voice,
and I don't like it,

1194
00:58:40,048 --> 00:58:41,784
and I'm sorry,
but I just like...

1195
00:58:41,817 --> 00:58:42,784
- It's okay!
- I don't know what to do.

1196
00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:43,819
I just need to, like,
try to get this done.

1197
00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:47,123
- No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.

1198
00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:48,157
- We're gonna get it done.
- I know you're just

1199
00:58:48,190 --> 00:58:49,357
trying to have fun,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1200
00:58:49,391 --> 00:58:51,594
- I wanna have fun, I do, I...
- It's gonna be a long day.

1201
00:58:51,626 --> 00:58:54,063
We just wanted it
to be easy and breezy.

1202
00:58:54,096 --> 00:58:55,764
Why don't you get some water.

1203
00:58:55,797 --> 00:58:56,698
We're gonna set up
the rest of the tables.

1204
00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:58,301
When you come out,
it's gonna be done.

1205
00:58:58,333 --> 00:59:00,702
It's gonna feel really
good and refreshing.

1206
00:59:00,735 --> 00:59:02,038
- You sure?
- Yeah, totally.

1207
00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:03,271
Go, seriously.

1208
00:59:03,304 --> 00:59:05,007
- Thank you.
- Barney.

1209
00:59:05,039 --> 00:59:07,143
- You are sexy.
- You are!

1210
00:59:07,175 --> 00:59:08,009
You are, we saw your muscles

1211
00:59:08,043 --> 00:59:08,944
when you were
carrying those tables.

1212
00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:10,646
- It's exciting...
- Thanks important to me.

1213
00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:11,380
- ...for you.
- Thank you.

1214
00:59:11,413 --> 00:59:12,347
- I'll take this.
- All right.

1215
00:59:12,380 --> 00:59:14,182
All right, we got it, we got it.

1216
00:59:14,215 --> 00:59:16,618
- Drink, like, a lot of water.
- Thanks, guys.

1217
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,869
Do you really think he's gonna
make this happen tonight?

1218
00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:35,170
I don't know.

1219
00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:36,839
It's a lot of money to raise.

1220
00:59:36,871 --> 00:59:39,641
I know, he's, like,
kinda cuckoo now.

1221
00:59:39,675 --> 00:59:42,178
I don't even know
if it's worth it.

1222
00:59:42,210 --> 00:59:44,312
Well, it is for a sloth.

1223
00:59:48,317 --> 00:59:50,119
I'm sorry,
but that's unacceptable.

1224
00:59:50,152 --> 00:59:51,721
I ordered a certain
amount of centerpieces,

1225
00:59:51,753 --> 00:59:54,623
and that's how many
I expect to get.

1226
00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:55,291
- Oh, like here.
- No, no, no,

1227
00:59:55,324 --> 00:59:56,358
don't put me on hold,

1228
00:59:56,391 --> 00:59:58,793
just tell me I'm going
to get what I ordered.

1229
00:59:58,827 --> 01:00:00,129
It's simple.

1230
01:00:03,231 --> 01:00:04,699
No, you can see my head,

1231
01:00:04,733 --> 01:00:06,102
- did you get some?
- Hey, what is this?

1232
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:07,070
They're bunnies.

1233
01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,305
Bunnies? We're doing
a fundraiser for sloths.

1234
01:00:09,338 --> 01:00:11,207
How, how do you make a sloth?

1235
01:00:11,239 --> 01:00:13,642
You can just fold
the napkins in half.

1236
01:00:13,675 --> 01:00:15,710
- To make a sloth?
- That doesn't make sense.

1237
01:00:15,744 --> 01:00:17,847
- Good, wonderful, thank you.
- I think these are adorable.

1238
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,748
- These are amazing.
- They're so great.

1239
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:20,315
Wait, take a picture.

1240
01:00:20,349 --> 01:00:22,751
Yes.

1241
01:00:22,784 --> 01:00:23,952
Okay, I look forward to that.

1242
01:00:23,985 --> 01:00:25,086
Thank you very much,
take care.

1243
01:00:25,119 --> 01:00:26,288
- They're really good.
- Down here.

1244
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,355
- Put 'em here?
- Yeah.

1245
01:00:27,389 --> 01:00:28,958
Okay, take a picture like that.

1246
01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:32,228
- Okay, from the top.
- No, no, no, we don't have time.

1247
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:33,429
Can we just do that
end part, please?

1248
01:00:33,461 --> 01:00:35,097
- Yes, sir!
- All right.

1249
01:00:35,130 --> 01:00:37,666
And, action.

1250
01:00:37,699 --> 01:00:38,900
- Barney!
- What?

1251
01:00:38,934 --> 01:00:40,135
- Gotta turn the camera on.
- All right.

1252
01:00:40,168 --> 01:00:41,804
- I'm gonna say it, okay?
- Please, just let her do this?

1253
01:00:41,836 --> 01:00:44,072
All right, proceed.

1254
01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:45,408
- We good?
- Give me a second,

1255
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,108
it's just warmin' up.

1256
01:00:51,146 --> 01:00:52,948
Are we good? I'm sorry.

1257
01:00:52,981 --> 01:00:54,082
Do you want it
to look good, or no?

1258
01:00:54,115 --> 01:00:55,818
I want it to look good,
but I want it to look good...

1259
01:00:55,851 --> 01:00:56,585
We have to post this in time...

1260
01:00:56,619 --> 01:00:57,753
It's gonna take three seconds.

1261
01:00:57,786 --> 01:00:59,288
All right, okay, sorry, go.

1262
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,856
- You ready?
- Yes.

1263
01:01:01,889 --> 01:01:03,358
Action!

1264
01:01:03,391 --> 01:01:06,828
As the chairman of the North
American Slouth Foundat...

1265
01:01:08,463 --> 01:01:09,331
- Okay, we're still...
- Slouth Found...

1266
01:01:09,364 --> 01:01:10,899
- I know I said slouth!
- Still rolling.

1267
01:01:10,932 --> 01:01:14,003
Just take it again.

1268
01:01:14,036 --> 01:01:16,472
As the chairman of the North
American Slouth Foundation...

1269
01:01:16,505 --> 01:01:17,907
It's not slouth!

1270
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:18,941
- It is sloth!
- All right,

1271
01:01:18,974 --> 01:01:19,975
don't beat yourself up!

1272
01:01:20,007 --> 01:01:20,875
- This is show biz.
- Okay, guys,

1273
01:01:20,909 --> 01:01:21,742
we're still rolling.

1274
01:01:21,777 --> 01:01:23,713
- Take a breath.
- Just take it again.

1275
01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:26,315
Okay.

1276
01:01:26,347 --> 01:01:29,117
As the chairman of the North
American Sloth Foundation,

1277
01:01:29,150 --> 01:01:31,186
I urge you to tune
into the livestream

1278
01:01:31,219 --> 01:01:33,988
at 8:00 Eastern and to give big,

1279
01:01:34,021 --> 01:01:36,092
an entire species is at stake.

1280
01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:37,159
Thank you.

1281
01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:39,829
Cut! Great, got it!

1282
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,731
Okay, edit and post.

1283
01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:43,298
- Please?
- Please.

1284
01:01:43,331 --> 01:01:45,433
Yes, thank you, all of that.

1285
01:01:45,467 --> 01:01:48,304
Um, now I think you guys
should just change.

1286
01:01:48,336 --> 01:01:50,505
Just change,
I'll go get the catering.

1287
01:01:50,539 --> 01:01:52,942
- Yah? Great.
- Yeah.

1288
01:01:55,844 --> 01:01:58,813
♪ Furry animals are rad ♪

1289
01:01:58,847 --> 01:02:01,884
♪ If we save them,
we'll be glad ♪

1290
01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:04,085
♪ If they die,
we will be sad... ♪

1291
01:02:04,119 --> 01:02:05,755
Oh, wow!

1292
01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:09,190
Is that a rad, glad,
sad rhyming there?

1293
01:02:09,224 --> 01:02:12,495
That's, that's gonna
be great tonight.

1294
01:02:12,527 --> 01:02:14,230
Honestly, I just need
a little bit of time to

1295
01:02:14,262 --> 01:02:15,396
work on this alone.

1296
01:02:15,429 --> 01:02:17,365
Okay, okay.

1297
01:02:17,398 --> 01:02:18,933
Well, let me know
when the album comes out

1298
01:02:18,967 --> 01:02:20,836
because you are
on your way, my friend.

1299
01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:22,438
Thank you!

1300
01:02:28,577 --> 01:02:31,280
♪ Furry animals are sad ♪

1301
01:02:31,313 --> 01:02:32,448
No.

1302
01:02:42,490 --> 01:02:43,793
- Hey.
- Whoa!

1303
01:02:43,826 --> 01:02:45,260
- Has anybody showed up yet?
- Huh?

1304
01:02:45,293 --> 01:02:47,028
- Is there anybody here?
- Oh, I don't know.

1305
01:02:47,061 --> 01:02:49,063
Dude, what is all this stuff?

1306
01:02:49,097 --> 01:02:51,801
I have a multi-cam
livestream set up.

1307
01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:55,937
This will catch the stage
and the whole fundraiser here.

1308
01:02:55,971 --> 01:02:57,072
And then check this out,

1309
01:02:57,105 --> 01:03:00,041
this receiver is
attached to that drone.

1310
01:03:00,074 --> 01:03:01,009
It will track this.

1311
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:03,479
When I hit launch,
that'll go up in the air

1312
01:03:03,512 --> 01:03:05,548
and track this, stay above it,

1313
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:08,083
and it will broadcast
the entire fundraiser

1314
01:03:08,115 --> 01:03:09,918
- from the sky.
- No way!

1315
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:12,555
- Whoa.
- All right, let's go live.

1316
01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:13,422
Ugh.

1317
01:03:13,454 --> 01:03:14,556
All right, y'all ready?

1318
01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:16,091
- Yeah.
- Ready as I'll ever be.

1319
01:03:16,123 --> 01:03:18,059
Here we go.

1320
01:03:18,092 --> 01:03:20,195
Hello, everyone, we are live

1321
01:03:20,228 --> 01:03:24,032
from the North American
Sloth Foundation Fundraiser,

1322
01:03:24,065 --> 01:03:25,366
and we are about to launch

1323
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,538
our North American
Sloth Foundation drone.

1324
01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:31,440
Power up.

1325
01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:39,414
And three, two, one, launch.

1326
01:03:42,050 --> 01:03:43,118
Oh!

1327
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:46,289
Okay!

1328
01:03:46,322 --> 01:03:48,490
I am gonna run
to the driveway

1329
01:03:48,523 --> 01:03:52,361
and welcome our live attendees!

1330
01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:05,206
- Oh, my God, stop it!
- How are you doing?

1331
01:04:05,239 --> 01:04:07,041
- Stop, Barney!
- I'm a sloth!

1332
01:04:07,074 --> 01:04:08,877
- I'm a sloth.
- You don't look anything...

1333
01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:10,412
- I'm a sloth!
- That's not what a sloth...

1334
01:04:10,445 --> 01:04:11,179
It's way slower.

1335
01:04:11,213 --> 01:04:12,348
- Do your paw slower.
- You guys,

1336
01:04:12,380 --> 01:04:13,882
should I be concerned?

1337
01:04:13,916 --> 01:04:15,918
There's no one here.

1338
01:04:15,951 --> 01:04:18,052
Like, not a single car.

1339
01:04:18,085 --> 01:04:19,420
- Really?
- Yeah.

1340
01:04:19,454 --> 01:04:21,923
I mean...

1341
01:04:21,956 --> 01:04:23,958
It is a little weird.

1342
01:04:23,992 --> 01:04:26,394
- Ooh! Did we get one?
- Oh, yeah, there's someone!

1343
01:04:26,427 --> 01:04:28,596
- Ooh, can I be the greeter?
- Yeah, please, please.

1344
01:04:28,630 --> 01:04:30,432
- Thank you.
- Yeah, but try to be like, uh,

1345
01:04:30,465 --> 01:04:31,600
normal.

1346
01:04:31,632 --> 01:04:33,401
- Hey, how ya doin'?
- Hey!

1347
01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,304
Are you here for the fundraiser?

1348
01:04:35,336 --> 01:04:38,306
Yeah, this the, uh,
Middletown Volleyball Awards?

1349
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:40,209
Oh, no, that's not...

1350
01:04:40,242 --> 01:04:43,479
This is a fundraiser for
the North American sloth.

1351
01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:45,681
- Okay.
- Oh, can... No, wait!

1352
01:04:45,713 --> 01:04:47,982
- Like your job, job...
- You wanna, you wanna,

1353
01:04:48,016 --> 01:04:49,652
- hang out and watch the live...
- ...like, starting an

1354
01:04:49,684 --> 01:04:51,286
animal non-profit?

1355
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,422
- No, uh, Sloth Fund, yeah.
- Sloth funds.

1356
01:04:53,454 --> 01:04:55,056
- Yeah.
- Yeah, come on in!

1357
01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:56,025
No, no, that's fine,
thank you though.

1358
01:04:56,057 --> 01:04:57,960
- I'm sorry?
- I appreciate it, thank you.

1359
01:04:57,992 --> 01:05:00,028
- That's a negative?
- I mean,

1360
01:05:00,061 --> 01:05:02,197
- who else would it be for?
- Well, that was just some

1361
01:05:02,230 --> 01:05:05,134
lost guy looking for
the Middletown

1362
01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:08,136
- Volleyball Award Ceremony.
- Are you serious?

1363
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,505
I tried to get him to come here.

1364
01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:11,373
He declined.

1365
01:05:11,405 --> 01:05:13,608
I do not, I don't
understand what's going on!

1366
01:05:13,641 --> 01:05:15,543
Where is every... You gave
him your list, right?

1367
01:05:15,577 --> 01:05:18,013
- Yeah, of course!
- Okay, I did!

1368
01:05:18,045 --> 01:05:20,415
What time'd you
send out the invites?

1369
01:05:20,449 --> 01:05:23,018
- Um.
- Barney.

1370
01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:24,052
Why do you look

1371
01:05:24,085 --> 01:05:26,288
- guilty of some crime?
- That's just my look.

1372
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:30,259
You know me, like whenever
a cashier inspects my 20s,

1373
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:32,627
I'm worried I've been, like,
counterfeiting money recently.

1374
01:05:32,661 --> 01:05:33,963
Hold on, I'm sorry, but,

1375
01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:35,396
we gave you a single
responsibility.

1376
01:05:35,429 --> 01:05:36,297
Please tell me,

1377
01:05:36,331 --> 01:05:40,469
did you send out
the email invitations?

1378
01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:42,170
I, I thought I...

1379
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:44,106
When you gave me the email,
I was looking at it,

1380
01:05:44,139 --> 01:05:45,974
but then I was adding all
the people I could thing of

1381
01:05:46,007 --> 01:05:47,475
to add to the invite list.

1382
01:05:47,509 --> 01:05:49,344
- We said send it!
- I, I know!

1383
01:05:49,378 --> 01:05:51,480
- I just forgot to... I thought...
- No! No, no!

1384
01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:53,449
- You cannot be serious, man!
- I just walked away from

1385
01:05:53,481 --> 01:05:54,682
the computer for two seconds.

1386
01:05:54,715 --> 01:05:57,251
I'm so sorry,
I am so sorry, Max.

1387
01:05:57,284 --> 01:05:58,453
It's okay.

1388
01:05:58,487 --> 01:06:00,722
I am so sorry.

1389
01:06:00,755 --> 01:06:03,692
Okay, okay, it's cool,
whatever, does not matter.

1390
01:06:03,724 --> 01:06:05,126
We will just do it anyway.

1391
01:06:05,159 --> 01:06:06,327
The livestream is on.

1392
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,730
We will act like we're
talkin' to people instead of

1393
01:06:08,764 --> 01:06:10,399
empty freakin' chairs!

1394
01:06:10,431 --> 01:06:13,234
No, no, we're not gonna do that.

1395
01:06:13,268 --> 01:06:15,336
What do you mean no, what do you
mean no we're not gonna do it?

1396
01:06:15,369 --> 01:06:19,141
No, you are... Look at yourself,
you're losing your mind!

1397
01:06:19,173 --> 01:06:21,476
I mean, I think, like,
you're kind of in a...

1398
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:24,179
Do you seem like in a good
state for a live stream?

1399
01:06:24,211 --> 01:06:25,280
- Yeah, it's, like, not...
- Oh, my God.

1400
01:06:25,313 --> 01:06:28,250
- Why don't we just put it off?
- No, no, listen!

1401
01:06:28,282 --> 01:06:30,451
This is so typical
of both of you!

1402
01:06:30,485 --> 01:06:32,021
Since the beginning of time,

1403
01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:33,622
you go off and do
whatever you want

1404
01:06:33,655 --> 01:06:35,624
whenever you want,
and I have to

1405
01:06:35,657 --> 01:06:37,226
sit around
and clean up after you,

1406
01:06:37,259 --> 01:06:38,159
and do everything myself.

1407
01:06:38,193 --> 01:06:39,094
This is ridiculous!

1408
01:06:39,126 --> 01:06:40,161
You missed Dad's funeral

1409
01:06:40,195 --> 01:06:42,431
'cause you were in
the tropics taking photos,

1410
01:06:42,463 --> 01:06:44,532
- and I'm self-obsessive?
- That's my job!

1411
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,467
Oh, yeah, that's your job,
to be self-obsessive.

1412
01:06:46,501 --> 01:06:48,170
I get it, I'm agreeing!

1413
01:06:48,202 --> 01:06:49,637
And you, and you,

1414
01:06:49,670 --> 01:06:52,240
how many times could
I have used your help

1415
01:06:52,273 --> 01:06:53,741
when Dad got sick out here, huh?

1416
01:06:53,775 --> 01:06:55,778
You're my big brother,
yet the only time I see you

1417
01:06:55,811 --> 01:06:58,713
happens to coincide
when you need money!

1418
01:06:58,746 --> 01:07:00,248
- You know what?
- What?

1419
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:01,717
You love it.

1420
01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:03,719
I love it? I love what, exactly?

1421
01:07:03,751 --> 01:07:07,056
Yeah, what would you be
without your crown of thorns,

1422
01:07:07,088 --> 01:07:10,259
letting everyone know
how put upon you are.

1423
01:07:10,291 --> 01:07:12,460
"Oh, I could be, I could be
so much further in life

1424
01:07:12,494 --> 01:07:15,364
- if it weren't for life itself!"
- That's what you think?

1425
01:07:15,396 --> 01:07:17,331
- "I'm Maxwell, I'm just...
- Sure, sure, sure, sure.

1426
01:07:17,364 --> 01:07:19,333
...bleeding out for everyone."

1427
01:07:19,367 --> 01:07:21,737
I was so psyched to
give up my social life.

1428
01:07:21,769 --> 01:07:24,072
I was psyched to give up
my social life, move out here,

1429
01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:26,742
and live with Dad
as his health declined,

1430
01:07:26,775 --> 01:07:28,710
while you gallivanted
all over the world

1431
01:07:28,742 --> 01:07:30,846
wherever you wanted,
and this man child here

1432
01:07:30,878 --> 01:07:33,815
- just skated from job to job.
- Maxwell,

1433
01:07:33,849 --> 01:07:36,617
why don't you just
stop talking and calm down

1434
01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:38,252
before you say something
you're gonna regret.

1435
01:07:38,286 --> 01:07:40,456
No, I'm not regretting this.

1436
01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:42,590
I should have said this
a long time ago.

1437
01:07:42,623 --> 01:07:44,425
Now, we are going to
do this fundraiser,

1438
01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:47,762
and we are gonna
raise that money!

1439
01:07:47,795 --> 01:07:50,598
No, we're not.

1440
01:07:50,632 --> 01:07:52,400
Right, right, I forgot,

1441
01:07:52,434 --> 01:07:54,503
nothing matters, like,
why would it matter?

1442
01:07:54,536 --> 01:07:56,472
I mean, Dad's death
doesn't even matter, right?

1443
01:07:56,505 --> 01:07:58,106
It's not even on your radar.

1444
01:07:58,139 --> 01:07:59,507
What did you just say?

1445
01:07:59,541 --> 01:08:01,276
Does Dad's death matter to you?

1446
01:08:01,309 --> 01:08:03,778
- Maxwell!
- No, I'm seriously asking.

1447
01:08:03,811 --> 01:08:04,579
Doesn't seem like it.

1448
01:08:04,612 --> 01:08:06,781
It seems like,
just like normal,

1449
01:08:06,815 --> 01:08:08,217
you're in your own little world

1450
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:11,586
where all you
care about is yourself.

1451
01:08:11,619 --> 01:08:15,356
Of course Dad's death
matters to me.

1452
01:08:15,389 --> 01:08:17,693
I love Dad, I miss Dad!

1453
01:08:17,725 --> 01:08:19,127
And you know what?

1454
01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:20,529
Maybe he would still be here

1455
01:08:20,561 --> 01:08:24,233
if you took better care of him!

1456
01:08:24,265 --> 01:08:25,533
No, guys, guys!

1457
01:08:25,567 --> 01:08:28,470
Guys, stop, stop!

1458
01:08:28,502 --> 01:08:30,371
- Guys, stop, stop!
- Come here!

1459
01:08:30,404 --> 01:08:31,706
Stop!

1460
01:08:31,739 --> 01:08:33,908
Max! Barney, go, take...

1461
01:08:33,942 --> 01:08:35,543
Stop, seriously?

1462
01:08:35,577 --> 01:08:37,378
Take a breath!

1463
01:08:37,412 --> 01:08:41,783
Walk it off!
Walk it off!

1464
01:08:41,815 --> 01:08:43,818
Relax.

1465
01:08:43,851 --> 01:08:45,820
It's not worth it.

1466
01:08:48,756 --> 01:08:51,192
Yeah, right.

1467
01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:52,793
You're right, you're right.

1468
01:08:52,827 --> 01:08:54,930
I'm sorry.

1469
01:08:54,962 --> 01:08:58,833
None of this is worth it.

1470
01:08:58,867 --> 01:09:00,469
Doesn't matter.

1471
01:09:00,502 --> 01:09:03,172
Dad's death doesn't matter.

1472
01:09:03,204 --> 01:09:05,173
This banquet
doesn't matter, you know?

1473
01:09:05,207 --> 01:09:06,842
Let's just, let's just

1474
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:08,543
shut it down.

1475
01:09:08,577 --> 01:09:11,512
Right?

1476
01:09:12,780 --> 01:09:13,715
Max!

1477
01:09:13,747 --> 01:09:14,715
Let's just shut it down.

1478
01:09:14,748 --> 01:09:15,951
- Max!
- Really?

1479
01:09:15,984 --> 01:09:17,886
- Really?
- Just...

1480
01:09:17,918 --> 01:09:20,788
- Max!
- ...shut it down!

1481
01:09:20,822 --> 01:09:23,292
- Let's just get rid of this all.
- Okay, all right, okay.

1482
01:09:23,324 --> 01:09:24,725
Gonna flip that one too?

1483
01:09:24,759 --> 01:09:25,894
What's the difference, huh?

1484
01:09:25,926 --> 01:09:27,895
- Come on, come on!
- Here we go!

1485
01:09:27,929 --> 01:09:30,465
- Are you serious?
- Max!

1486
01:09:30,497 --> 01:09:34,202
What's the difference?

1487
01:09:44,878 --> 01:09:45,814
- Is he having a...
- Oh, my God.

1488
01:09:45,846 --> 01:09:48,916
...breakdown? What?

1489
01:09:48,949 --> 01:09:51,586
It's been livestreaming
this whole time.

1490
01:09:55,422 --> 01:09:57,559
I don't even know
how to turn it off.

1491
01:09:57,591 --> 01:09:59,493
Here, hit that.

1492
01:09:59,527 --> 01:10:01,197
Hit that!

1493
01:10:24,886 --> 01:10:28,290
Max.

1494
01:10:28,323 --> 01:10:30,492
What are you doing?

1495
01:10:30,524 --> 01:10:31,960
I'm looking for my dead dog

1496
01:10:31,993 --> 01:10:35,264
- for my dead Dad.
- What?

1497
01:10:35,296 --> 01:10:37,565
Because I failed him
in every other way,

1498
01:10:37,599 --> 01:10:39,635
so at least I can do this.

1499
01:10:42,837 --> 01:10:44,273
Max, stop!

1500
01:10:44,305 --> 01:10:46,875
Stop!

1501
01:10:46,908 --> 01:10:48,844
Stop.

1502
01:10:50,712 --> 01:10:53,749
Did you see all those
paintings he made of you?

1503
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:57,586
- No.
- We kept going through them,

1504
01:10:57,618 --> 01:10:59,787
and we found a bunch of you.

1505
01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:02,791
I laid 'em out
so you can see them.

1506
01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:05,793
Max, he loved you.

1507
01:11:05,827 --> 01:11:08,430
I think that Dad thought he was

1508
01:11:08,462 --> 01:11:11,332
protecting himself by never
showing anyone his paintings,

1509
01:11:11,365 --> 01:11:14,903
and I think he thought
he was protecting you

1510
01:11:14,935 --> 01:11:17,305
by not letting you do music,

1511
01:11:17,338 --> 01:11:21,376
but he was wrong,

1512
01:11:21,408 --> 01:11:23,811
and that's his baggage,
not yours,

1513
01:11:23,845 --> 01:11:28,050
but you're still
negotiating with him.

1514
01:11:28,082 --> 01:11:29,884
The only reason
you wrote those songs

1515
01:11:29,917 --> 01:11:33,654
was because it was
for Dad's Sloth Fund.

1516
01:11:33,688 --> 01:11:35,590
So, what happens now?

1517
01:11:35,622 --> 01:11:36,757
You quit again?

1518
01:11:36,791 --> 01:11:39,061
No, no, raising that money

1519
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:42,064
was important all on its own,
okay, that was not nothing.

1520
01:11:42,096 --> 01:11:46,967
I know, I know, I'm,
I'm not saying, I...

1521
01:11:47,001 --> 01:11:48,603
I'm just saying that

1522
01:11:48,636 --> 01:11:52,641
Dad was your excuse
not to take the risk.

1523
01:11:52,673 --> 01:11:56,578
You have to stop looking to
other people for permission.

1524
01:11:59,146 --> 01:12:02,717
- I love you.
- I love you.

1525
01:12:05,019 --> 01:12:07,422
God.

1526
01:12:07,454 --> 01:12:09,457
I'm sorry.

1527
01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:12,594
- I miss him!
- I know.

1528
01:12:12,627 --> 01:12:15,464
I know.

1529
01:12:33,814 --> 01:12:37,485
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

1530
01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:38,987
Sorry.

1531
01:12:42,423 --> 01:12:44,059
Thank you.

1532
01:12:44,091 --> 01:12:45,493
Will you please come inside?

1533
01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,462
Yeah, yeah, I will,
in a bit, okay?

1534
01:12:47,494 --> 01:12:48,730
Yeah.

1535
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:22,496
You need to get your dreams
to stop being so smoky.

1536
01:13:22,529 --> 01:13:23,697
I'm sorry.

1537
01:13:23,730 --> 01:13:25,533
I'm so sorry.

1538
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:26,935
Why?

1539
01:13:26,967 --> 01:13:28,670
- I failed you.
- Wrong!

1540
01:13:28,703 --> 01:13:31,573
You started something,
and I'm still here!

1541
01:13:31,605 --> 01:13:33,207
Nothing is over yet.

1542
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,076
You made some really cool stuff

1543
01:13:35,109 --> 01:13:37,779
and put a ton of effort
into this project.

1544
01:13:37,811 --> 01:13:39,581
That's all a sloth
can ask for!

1545
01:13:39,613 --> 01:13:40,881
Really?

1546
01:13:40,914 --> 01:13:41,748
You mean that?

1547
01:13:41,783 --> 01:13:45,053
Yeah, the hardest
part is starting,

1548
01:13:45,086 --> 01:13:46,755
and you did that.

1549
01:13:46,787 --> 01:13:48,956
It's not gonna be
perfect immediately,

1550
01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:53,594
or ever, but, I mean,
it's not supposed to.

1551
01:13:53,627 --> 01:13:56,030
Okay.

1552
01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:57,065
Thank you.

1553
01:13:57,097 --> 01:13:59,100
Thank you!

1554
01:13:59,132 --> 01:14:00,635
Thumbs up!

1555
01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:03,537
Ugh, did you just
say "thumbs up?"

1556
01:14:03,570 --> 01:14:06,541
Well, yeah because I thought if
I just gave you a thumbs up,

1557
01:14:06,573 --> 01:14:08,576
then maybe I'd make you feel bad
because you don't have thumbs,

1558
01:14:08,609 --> 01:14:11,979
- and you can't do it.
- I get it.

1559
01:14:13,780 --> 01:14:16,083
Okay.

1560
01:14:16,117 --> 01:14:17,953
Goodbye.

1561
01:16:56,711 --> 01:16:57,980
Hey!

1562
01:17:02,949 --> 01:17:04,720
Barney.

1563
01:17:07,020 --> 01:17:09,923
Barney, look, I'm sorry.

1564
01:17:09,957 --> 01:17:13,695
I didn't mean any of that
stuff I said, seriously.

1565
01:17:13,728 --> 01:17:15,697
I'm so sorry.

1566
01:17:18,065 --> 01:17:20,135
Okay.

1567
01:17:20,167 --> 01:17:23,070
I'm just,
I'm havin' a tough time.

1568
01:17:23,104 --> 01:17:24,873
It's so hard for me

1569
01:17:24,905 --> 01:17:28,342
to let go of that dynamic
I had with Dad, you know,

1570
01:17:28,376 --> 01:17:31,079
even though he's gone.

1571
01:17:31,112 --> 01:17:33,448
Maybe especially
because he's gone.

1572
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:36,216
It's like the last
remaining thing I have to

1573
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:39,087
connect myself to him.

1574
01:17:39,119 --> 01:17:40,889
But that's not your fault.

1575
01:17:40,921 --> 01:17:42,456
It was totally unfair of me

1576
01:17:42,489 --> 01:17:45,126
to put that on you,
okay, I was wrong.

1577
01:17:45,158 --> 01:17:46,827
Really, man.

1578
01:17:49,896 --> 01:17:50,998
Thanks.

1579
01:17:52,899 --> 01:17:55,202
And, I hear you.

1580
01:17:55,235 --> 01:17:57,939
I get it, you know.

1581
01:17:57,971 --> 01:18:00,841
He was my best audience.

1582
01:18:04,311 --> 01:18:06,381
Yeah, I hear you.

1583
01:18:06,413 --> 01:18:08,182
I feel so embarrassed.

1584
01:18:08,216 --> 01:18:12,153
I let the entire fund down.

1585
01:18:12,185 --> 01:18:14,088
Actually,

1586
01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:17,125
that's what I've been watching.

1587
01:18:17,158 --> 01:18:19,394
What do you mean?

1588
01:18:19,426 --> 01:18:22,896
Well, remember how I told you

1589
01:18:22,930 --> 01:18:24,932
that a disaster will
get you more attention

1590
01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:26,468
than something good
on the internet?

1591
01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:28,069
Yes.

1592
01:18:28,101 --> 01:18:30,738
Well, a disaster plus a fight

1593
01:18:30,771 --> 01:18:35,510
involving the chairman
of a non-profit,

1594
01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:37,778
- internet gold.
- No.

1595
01:18:37,811 --> 01:18:41,149
Yeah, the fight,
you destroying the banquet.

1596
01:18:41,181 --> 01:18:43,984
It's been viewed over
half a million times.

1597
01:18:44,018 --> 01:18:46,020
People think you're crazy,
but I think it was worth it

1598
01:18:46,052 --> 01:18:48,088
because you're actually
drawing a lot of attention

1599
01:18:48,122 --> 01:18:49,423
to the issue now.

1600
01:18:49,457 --> 01:18:51,459
And, people are
calling in to ask the town

1601
01:18:51,492 --> 01:18:53,360
to step in and save the land.

1602
01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:55,230
- Really?
- Yeah!

1603
01:18:55,262 --> 01:18:58,265
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, it's pretty sad,

1604
01:18:58,298 --> 01:19:01,935
and kinda bad, and rad,
and also I'm kinda glad!

1605
01:19:01,969 --> 01:19:06,106
I mean, it's not exactly
how you wanted it to go down,

1606
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:09,511
but you got the job done!

1607
01:19:11,945 --> 01:19:16,117
- I mean, I guess that's true!
- It's crazy!

1608
01:19:19,487 --> 01:19:21,523
Hey, what are you doin' later?

1609
01:19:21,555 --> 01:19:23,257
Um, I mean,

1610
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:24,926
I have to check my calendar

1611
01:19:24,958 --> 01:19:27,028
to give you
an official response.

1612
01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:29,096
Why, are you
requesting my presence?

1613
01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:31,132
I am, I wrote another song,

1614
01:19:31,164 --> 01:19:34,101
and Jenna is gonna
tape me playing it.

1615
01:19:34,135 --> 01:19:35,403
- What?
- Oh, um,

1616
01:19:35,436 --> 01:19:38,972
I don't think the fund wants to
be associated with you anymore.

1617
01:19:39,006 --> 01:19:41,209
Yeah, they don't want you
to play songs for them.

1618
01:19:41,242 --> 01:19:45,913
No, no, no, no,
I'm not talking about the fund.

1619
01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:48,949
There's this songwriting
workshop in Nashville

1620
01:19:48,983 --> 01:19:50,284
that I wanted to go to

1621
01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:52,987
since forever,

1622
01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:55,990
and I need to apply
with a song.

1623
01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:58,359
What? You're gonna apply for a...

1624
01:19:58,391 --> 01:19:59,560
It's like a musical

1625
01:19:59,594 --> 01:20:01,962
internship sort of thing?

1626
01:20:01,996 --> 01:20:03,998
Workshop.

1627
01:20:04,030 --> 01:20:05,332
Maxwell, that's amazing!

1628
01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:08,536
I mean, I just got goosebumps
'cause I'm so happy for you!

1629
01:20:08,569 --> 01:20:09,637
Thanks.

1630
01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:11,439
Yeah, of course, I mean,
I would love to be there.

1631
01:20:11,471 --> 01:20:13,106
I could do whatever
you need me to help,

1632
01:20:13,140 --> 01:20:15,076
like backup vocals,
like whatever.

1633
01:20:15,109 --> 01:20:16,211
That sounds great.

1634
01:20:16,243 --> 01:20:18,246
Maybe, maybe make a beat?

1635
01:20:18,279 --> 01:20:21,015
Maybe just, like,
sit silently and, like,

1636
01:20:21,047 --> 01:20:22,916
pretend like
you're the audience.

1637
01:20:22,949 --> 01:20:25,118
Totally, 100 percent.

1638
01:20:25,152 --> 01:20:28,155
You know, if I get in,

1639
01:20:28,189 --> 01:20:31,459
I'm gonna be so much older
than everybody else.

1640
01:20:31,492 --> 01:20:34,028
But that's okay, right, I mean,

1641
01:20:34,060 --> 01:20:34,996
I have to start somewhere.

1642
01:20:35,029 --> 01:20:37,498
Oh, dude,
that's totally cool, I mean,

1643
01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:39,567
that's kinda like
my crowd these days anyway,

1644
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,537
and I think people think
I'm pretty cool.

1645
01:20:42,569 --> 01:20:44,505
Well, uh,

1646
01:20:44,537 --> 01:20:45,939
thanks, man.

1647
01:20:45,972 --> 01:20:47,475
I appreciate it.

1648
01:20:47,507 --> 01:20:48,943
Thank you.

1649
01:20:48,975 --> 01:20:51,011
All right.

1650
01:20:51,045 --> 01:20:52,079
I'll see you later, okay?

1651
01:20:52,113 --> 01:20:53,949
I'm gonna go practice.

1652
01:20:58,351 --> 01:21:01,889
- I love you.
- I love you.

1653
01:21:19,206 --> 01:21:20,240
- Oh, thanks.
- Beverage.

1654
01:21:20,274 --> 01:21:24,212
- Thank you.
- Of course.

1655
01:21:24,244 --> 01:21:25,680
Oh.

1656
01:21:25,712 --> 01:21:27,347
Oh, it looks really good.

1657
01:21:27,381 --> 01:21:29,951
- Do I need to, uh, shift?
- Yeah, maybe, maybe just

1658
01:21:29,984 --> 01:21:31,386
- move in just a little bit.
- In?

1659
01:21:31,418 --> 01:21:33,220
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1660
01:21:35,389 --> 01:21:37,926
Oh, awesome.

1661
01:21:37,958 --> 01:21:39,394
- Okay, you ready?
- Yes.

1662
01:21:39,426 --> 01:21:42,162
- All right.
- I'm ready.

1663
01:21:42,195 --> 01:21:43,698
Good.

1664
01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:46,635
- Here we go.
- All right.

1665
01:21:55,609 --> 01:21:57,445
Hi, my name is Maxwell Grant,

1666
01:21:57,478 --> 01:21:58,578
and this is a song I wrote

1667
01:21:58,612 --> 01:22:02,649
called
"Things I'd Like to Know."

1668
01:22:09,256 --> 01:22:13,161
♪ You were a deep dark forest
I couldn't see through ♪

1669
01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:17,598
♪ Magical and proud,
full of secrets too ♪

1670
01:22:19,533 --> 01:22:24,105
♪ You were a fancy banquet
without any guests ♪

1671
01:22:24,137 --> 01:22:28,076
♪ All alone but for
the chatter in your head ♪

1672
01:22:31,045 --> 01:22:34,382
♪ Here's the thing
all about it though ♪

1673
01:22:34,414 --> 01:22:37,685
♪ Here's the thing
that I'd like to know ♪

1674
01:22:37,717 --> 01:22:40,988
♪ I can't ask anybody else ♪

1675
01:22:41,021 --> 01:22:43,390
♪ Am I describing you

1676
01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:46,527
or myself? ♪

1677
01:22:49,029 --> 01:22:52,733
♪ You were a lion on fire
in the family room ♪

1678
01:22:52,766 --> 01:22:57,104
♪ Scary and loud
but pretty impressive too ♪

1679
01:22:59,372 --> 01:23:01,475
♪ You were
a long-distance flight

1680
01:23:01,509 --> 01:23:03,277
that never came down ♪

1681
01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:08,416
♪ I'd see you above
and be happy you were around ♪

1682
01:23:10,583 --> 01:23:14,154
♪ Here's the thing
all about it though ♪

1683
01:23:14,188 --> 01:23:17,492
♪ Here's the thing
that I'd like to know ♪

1684
01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:20,594
♪ If we'd fallen so outta touch,

1685
01:23:20,627 --> 01:23:26,800
why do I keep
missing you so much? ♪

1686
01:23:28,836 --> 01:23:36,543
♪ And your bones
were made from rubber bands ♪

1687
01:23:36,577 --> 01:23:42,550
♪ And you stretched them out
'bout as far as one can ♪

1688
01:23:42,582 --> 01:23:45,752
♪ And our love

1689
01:23:45,786 --> 01:23:49,724
is a mountain of
pennies and dimes ♪

1690
01:23:49,756 --> 01:23:52,259
♪ You could lose
ten thousand of them

1691
01:23:52,292 --> 01:23:55,362
and the mountain
would be just fine ♪

1692
01:23:57,297 --> 01:24:01,168
♪ Well, I've been upside down
since I came back home ♪

1693
01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:04,472
♪ Little bit of panic,
but I'm finally all

1694
01:24:04,505 --> 01:24:07,574
on my own ♪

1695
01:24:10,144 --> 01:24:13,448
♪ Here's the thing
all about it though ♪

1696
01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:16,751
♪ Here's the thing
that I can't let go ♪

1697
01:24:16,783 --> 01:24:19,820
♪ If we'd fallen so outta touch,

1698
01:24:19,854 --> 01:24:28,296
why, then,
do I miss you so much? ♪

1699
01:24:28,328 --> 01:24:32,299
♪ Yeah, why do I keep
missing you so... ♪

1700
01:24:34,467 --> 01:24:38,572
♪ So much? ♪

1701
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:03,680
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