1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:07,008 [nature ambience] 2 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:10,053 [footsteps approach] 3 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:11,388 [thud] 4 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:17,727 - This is for you. 5 00:00:18,812 --> 00:00:20,063 It's a ring. 6 00:00:21,982 --> 00:00:23,483 - I know. 7 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:26,778 - For you. 8 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:28,196 - [laughs] I know. 9 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:35,620 [clattering] 10 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:39,291 [Beth inhales] 11 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:41,501 [Beth exhales] 12 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:44,671 [dishes, cutlery loudly clattering] 13 00:00:44,671 --> 00:00:48,300 ♪ jazzy piano music playing ♪ 14 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:52,345 - So, he didn't get down on one knee or nothin'? 15 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:55,724 - I mean, technically, he was on two knees, kinda on me, but. 16 00:00:55,724 --> 00:00:59,102 - Jasper, your dog better not shit on my lawn again! 17 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,354 You know, love is a beautiful thing. BETH: Mm. 18 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:04,900 - And you two are getting married, and that's what's important. 19 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:07,903 - Yeah, at first I was worried it was a little s-- 20 00:01:07,903 --> 00:01:08,945 - Stupid! 21 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:12,157 - Soon, Shlomo. I was saying "soon." 22 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:14,075 - Sorry, Bethala. I-- 23 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:15,702 It was gonna be an S-word though, right? 24 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:17,203 - Listen, I'm gonna give you a little advice. 25 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:19,205 - Okay. - Don't be like the rest of these brides, 26 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:21,249 spendin' nine years plannin' they weddin'. 27 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,585 Then when it's over, they have nothing to live for. 28 00:01:23,585 --> 00:01:26,004 They tired, they broke, they got a honeymoon on layaway. 29 00:01:26,004 --> 00:01:28,256 - Layaway? - It's just sad. We don't do layaway. 30 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,759 Jasper, the dog! Thank you. 31 00:01:30,759 --> 00:01:32,052 - Yeah, we don't wanna wait. 32 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:33,553 - Nah, we just wanna get married. 33 00:01:33,553 --> 00:01:35,347 - Yeah, it's not about getting married. 34 00:01:35,347 --> 00:01:37,182 It's about being married. 35 00:01:37,182 --> 00:01:39,976 - Oh, oh, see, I, I think that's a mistake. 36 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:42,896 There are so few things in life we really celebrate. 37 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:45,398 A, a wedding is something to commemorate, 38 00:01:45,398 --> 00:01:47,025 e-especially as a Jewish woman. 39 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:50,737 It's important to pay respects to your ancestors who fled Nazis 40 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:52,989 so you could be alive and get married in the first place. 41 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:55,325 - Can we kind of keep things light, just today? 42 00:01:55,325 --> 00:01:57,577 - Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm sorry. MAYA: Beth, look. 43 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,663 I think you should go all out. 44 00:01:59,663 --> 00:02:02,707 Ya know, even though I got divorced, I'm glad I had a bangin' wedding. 45 00:02:02,707 --> 00:02:06,086 - Yes, you did. Oh, my God, it was so good. 46 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:07,671 No, we're, we're gonna do something great. 47 00:02:07,671 --> 00:02:09,839 - Yeah, I agree. I just don't wanna wait. 48 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:13,051 - Ya know, we, we could do it next week. Is that crazy? 49 00:02:13,051 --> 00:02:14,511 JOHN: Timing's good for the farm. 50 00:02:14,511 --> 00:02:16,972 Harvest just ended, so I'm free. The vineyard? 51 00:02:16,972 --> 00:02:19,849 - Uh, we did my mom's memorial there, so. 52 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:22,394 - Uh, you know what? Next week's bad. I'm goin' to New Orleans 53 00:02:22,394 --> 00:02:24,396 to go to the Essence Festival with my cousins. 54 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:26,982 - I love New Orleans. 55 00:02:26,982 --> 00:02:29,359 - Me too. That's perfect. 56 00:02:29,359 --> 00:02:31,611 Yes! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 57 00:02:31,611 --> 00:02:33,488 - Can I go? - N-No. No! This is my trip. 58 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,283 - This is great. You can still do all your stuff. 59 00:02:36,283 --> 00:02:38,451 - Why can Aunt Beth go, but I can't go? - No, wait, 60 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:41,204 I'm not gonna have my trip white-jacked. - What is that? 61 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,914 - What does it sound like, Beth? 62 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:46,167 That's when white people take over a Black experience! 63 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,711 - I have some friends down there. 64 00:02:47,711 --> 00:02:50,589 - You do?! Oh, my God, look at this cool guy. 65 00:02:50,589 --> 00:02:52,257 Friends in New Orleans. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 66 00:02:52,257 --> 00:02:54,092 - How 'bout my guy? - No, stop! Don't do that with her! 67 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:56,553 No! This is my only time to see my favorite cousins. Absolutely not. 68 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:58,179 - No, uh, you won't even notice that we're there. 69 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:00,015 You can just pop over to the wedding. 70 00:03:00,015 --> 00:03:01,933 You can still do all your stuff, all the Essence. 71 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:05,145 - No! No! What do you mean all the Essence-- No! Alright? 72 00:03:05,145 --> 00:03:07,606 Why don't you guys go to, like, Teen Vogue-apalooza, 73 00:03:07,606 --> 00:03:09,983 or, or, or, like, The New Yorker Clambake or whatever, 74 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:11,610 but you not gonna white-jack my trip. 75 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,987 Jasper! Get that fuckin' dog! 76 00:03:13,987 --> 00:03:15,405 [crosstalk] Get outta here! 77 00:03:15,405 --> 00:03:16,907 - Jasper, I thought we was friends, dude. 78 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:18,992 - Jasper. - Come on. 79 00:03:18,992 --> 00:03:20,785 Look, Maya, 80 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:23,663 it's a destination wedding in the middle of the week, last minute. 81 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:25,707 Nobody's even gonna show. 82 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:28,710 ♪ Drama by 79rs Gang playing ♪ 83 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:31,755 ♪ 84 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:34,758 ♪ But them boys don't want no drama ♪ 85 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,968 ♪ Goddamn that mornin', hear what I say ♪ 86 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,261 ♪ Them boys don't want no drama ♪ 87 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,847 ♪ Said I'm all about drama on a holiday ♪ 88 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,891 ♪ Them boys don't want no drama ♪ 89 00:03:42,891 --> 00:03:45,060 ♪ Said I'm Big Chief, jigger the needle ♪ 90 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,603 ♪ Them boys don't want no drama ♪ 91 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:49,022 ♪ Me not maskin', and that's a crazy notion ♪ 92 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:51,399 ♪ Them boys don't want no drama, counterfeit ♪ 93 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,318 UPTOWN T: Look. Oh, looky here. 94 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:56,696 'Cause I got a pearl for the beautiful girl. 95 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,615 - Oh, my God! UPTOWN T: It's what makes you a lucky man 96 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:01,326 'cause that's very rare that you find a pearl. 97 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:02,953 JOHN: Is it? - Oh, yes, indeed. 98 00:04:02,953 --> 00:04:04,204 - We're getting married. 99 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:06,790 - Well, congratulations. That makes her even more lucky. 100 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:09,292 - Can you still eat it without the pearl? UPTOWN T: Of course, you can. 101 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,419 You know oysters are a aphrodisiac? 102 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,421 You a lucky man today. 103 00:04:14,381 --> 00:04:16,341 - [mouthful] You're a lucky man. - I am a lucky man. [laughs] 104 00:04:16,341 --> 00:04:18,134 - Yeah. UPTOWN T: Ooh, cha-cha-cha, baby. 105 00:04:18,802 --> 00:04:22,764 [restaurant chatter] - The best shrimp I ever had. Minnesota. 106 00:04:23,557 --> 00:04:25,934 Minnesota has fantastic shrimp. 107 00:04:25,934 --> 00:04:27,852 Bethy! 108 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:29,646 The hotel is fantastic, 109 00:04:29,646 --> 00:04:33,400 and they have peanuts, uh, in the lobby at all times. 110 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,527 - You have mentioned that. I'm so glad you like it. 111 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:38,321 - And I was gonna see, maybe later on, we, um, we gonna take-- 112 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,574 - You're not making a quick stop at Rick's Cabaret. 113 00:04:40,574 --> 00:04:43,410 Again. Okay? Thank you. 114 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:45,453 And we're so glad everybody could make it. 115 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,871 I can't believe it worked out. 116 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,456 - Actually, we hoped no one would. 117 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:51,459 [restaurant chatter] 118 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:55,213 - But, but we're so glad that it did work out, obviously. 119 00:04:55,213 --> 00:04:56,631 Especially, you two. Where's little Vince? 120 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,174 - He's at the hotel-- 121 00:04:58,174 --> 00:05:02,012 - [throat clear] Reminder! This is my week, okay? I'm kid-free. 122 00:05:02,012 --> 00:05:04,055 I don't get this at home, so respect me. 123 00:05:04,055 --> 00:05:05,098 - I fucking love it here! 124 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,809 - Where the hell did you get all those beads? 125 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,686 Ugh! 126 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:11,396 This is the opposite of Essence Fest. 127 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:13,648 This is Herbal Essence Fest! 128 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:16,151 JEN: I love that shampoo. Smell my hair. 129 00:05:16,151 --> 00:05:18,695 - Really? Where did you-- Did you really, like, just show your tits? 130 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:23,325 - LaVar, Denisha, if you wanna have some melanated fun, come join me. 131 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:26,202 My cousin got me tickets to Earth, Wind & Fire! 132 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,746 - Hell yeah! Earth, Wind & Fire? 133 00:05:27,746 --> 00:05:30,749 - They have a great World War II museum I think we'd enjoy together. 134 00:05:30,749 --> 00:05:34,211 - I'm gonna break off from the group also. - Yeah? 135 00:05:34,211 --> 00:05:36,504 - Who is this? - John. We're getting married tomorrow. 136 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,506 - Leonard. - Alright. 137 00:05:39,216 --> 00:05:41,051 - 'Kay. JEN: Ooh! 138 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:44,763 Old-timey photos! - Caricatures! And the most important, 139 00:05:44,763 --> 00:05:46,723 planning your bachelorette party. - Oh, my God. 140 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:47,349 - No! Oh, my God. 141 00:05:47,349 --> 00:05:50,185 Tonight is about me and John. Please, I'm serious, stay away. 142 00:05:50,185 --> 00:05:51,811 - [whispers] Secret bachelorette party. 143 00:05:51,811 --> 00:05:53,605 - [whispers] You stay away from me. JEN: Cheers! 144 00:05:53,605 --> 00:05:55,398 - Fuck you. 145 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:58,735 PERFORMER [sings]: ♪ I will play for gumbo, you know ♪ 146 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:01,613 ♪ I will play for gumbo ♪ 147 00:06:01,613 --> 00:06:04,866 ♪ I'm not talkin' quesadilla or a dozen Krispy Kremes ♪ 148 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:05,867 Thank you! 149 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:08,161 ♪ Pound of caviar, but that's a rich man's dream ♪ 150 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:09,287 [phone buzzes] - Oh, it's Ann. 151 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:11,456 - Okay, I'll let you take it. 152 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:13,541 - Who dat? - It's Ann! 153 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:16,378 - I know. That's just what they say here. Who dat?! 154 00:06:16,378 --> 00:06:18,380 - Oh. BETH [on phone]: Yeah. Did you check in okay? 155 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:21,466 [sighs] 156 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:23,385 - I think you're rushing into this. 157 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:26,137 - I know, I definitely didn't feel comfortable saying, "Who dat?" 158 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:28,223 - No, I think you're rushing into getting married. 159 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:30,642 I'm sorry, but I just-- I gotta say it. 160 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:34,646 - Okay, I wanna be with him, Annie. 161 00:06:34,646 --> 00:06:37,148 - I know, I know. I know you think that now. 162 00:06:38,024 --> 00:06:39,526 - Listen. I-- 163 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:43,655 Remember Mom got us those stupid keychains 164 00:06:43,655 --> 00:06:44,864 for Phantom of the Opera? 165 00:06:45,574 --> 00:06:48,243 - Yeah. Three years in a row. 166 00:06:48,243 --> 00:06:50,078 Never took us. 167 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:52,163 One of Mom's best empty promises. 168 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:55,792 - Right, well I wanna make a real promise. 169 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:58,753 - I don't know, I just-- Ya know. 170 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:02,424 It's fuckin' fast! It's too fast! 171 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:04,134 - You're being hurtful. 172 00:07:05,719 --> 00:07:07,721 - Okay, I've been havin' some trouble 173 00:07:07,721 --> 00:07:09,806 [muffled singing through phone] 174 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:13,184 ...leaving my apartment lately, and-- BETH [on phone]: No, you know what? 175 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:14,394 Don't come. 176 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:16,897 - Look, Beth, I-- BETH: Don't come. Because if you do, 177 00:07:16,897 --> 00:07:19,107 you'll just come with all your boundaries. 178 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:21,735 - No-- - And I'd rather you just not be there. 179 00:07:21,735 --> 00:07:23,403 Alright? ANN [on phone]: Uh, Beth, I'm trying to-- 180 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:25,572 - No. No, no! I-I mean it, Annie. 181 00:07:25,572 --> 00:07:26,531 I'm serious! 182 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:27,824 We only want people to come 183 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:30,619 who actually love and support us! - I'm-- Jesus Christ. 184 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:33,663 - You were the one who was pushing me to let him in, and now he's in, 185 00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:34,831 so you stay out! 186 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:36,833 ANN [on phone]: Hey, hey! BETH: Okay? 187 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:39,169 ANN [on phone]: Beth. - Oh, well, I have to go anyway 188 00:07:39,169 --> 00:07:41,630 'cause John just-- he's buying me a flower crown. 189 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:43,632 [indistinct chatter] ANN [on phone]: Oh, my God, hello? 190 00:07:43,632 --> 00:07:45,967 BETH: You were right, John! I will look like a princess in that! 191 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,177 That's so nice, thank you! 192 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:49,179 - Beth? - Okay, great, goodbye. 193 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:55,310 - That's good. Yeah, straight line. That's it, that's it, perfect. 194 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:56,686 - Um. JOHN: That's better. 195 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,104 - John? JOHN: Hey, hon. 196 00:07:58,104 --> 00:07:59,606 This is Ben. 197 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:01,942 Do you know the correct way to do a pushup? 198 00:08:02,651 --> 00:08:03,902 - Uh, I-- Really? JOHN: How do you do it? 199 00:08:03,902 --> 00:08:06,821 - Well, it's like a straight line from the back of the head, 200 00:08:06,821 --> 00:08:08,823 down to the ankles. - That's great to know. 201 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:12,118 Do you think maybe we can help get Ben somethin' to eat? 202 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:13,787 - What? Somethin' to eat? 203 00:08:13,787 --> 00:08:17,457 - Oh. Well, they, they just, um, actually, put some lunch out back 204 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:19,209 if you guys-- - Great. That sounds really good. 205 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,711 Yes. Come on! - Is this, like, a mission? Soup kitchen? 206 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:23,129 BEN: Follow me. Come on. 207 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:25,131 BETH: I don't wanna follow a homeless person into an alley. 208 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:26,925 BEN: Follow me, y'all. - What are you talking about? 209 00:08:26,925 --> 00:08:29,803 Come on, here. Come on. Like this, Beth. Get your arms up. 210 00:08:29,803 --> 00:08:33,181 BEN: You gotta walk this way. - I don't feel good about this. 211 00:08:33,181 --> 00:08:35,850 JOHN: [indistinct] You can't, ya know-- There's certain places. 212 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:38,853 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 213 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:41,940 [backyard chatter] 214 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:44,943 ♪ jazz gets louder ♪ 215 00:08:50,824 --> 00:08:52,826 ♪ music concludes ♪ 216 00:08:52,826 --> 00:08:54,327 - What? 217 00:08:54,327 --> 00:08:56,746 - Beth, I'd like to introduce you to the Preservation Hall Band. 218 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:57,831 BETH: Hi. [overlapping greetings] 219 00:08:57,831 --> 00:08:59,874 - Yeah, Ben's the tuba player. He's my friend. 220 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:03,253 He's gonna help us with all things New Orleans. 221 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:07,173 - I'm so sorry. I thought you were, like, a homeless person-- Unhoused. 222 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:08,508 - Happens all the time. 223 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:11,219 Really, no big deal. BETH: Oh, gosh. Okay. Yeah. 224 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:13,221 Oh, God. 225 00:09:13,972 --> 00:09:16,057 Ann-Ann's not coming. 226 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,851 - She's not? 227 00:09:17,851 --> 00:09:19,853 Let's focus on us. Come on. 228 00:09:20,729 --> 00:09:22,022 Forget Ann. - Yeah. 229 00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:24,024 JOHN: May she rest. BETH: What? 230 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:28,445 - Baby, y'all look like some newcomers! 231 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:29,946 It's some shit down here 232 00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:32,115 that'll make Uncle Luke clutch his pearls, baby. 233 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:34,743 - Are you Big Freedia? 234 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:36,620 - The one and only, girl down. 235 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,538 - [laughs] Oh, my God! 236 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:40,457 - These two are gettin' married. First time. 237 00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:42,459 - Oh! I love a starter weddin', chile. 238 00:09:42,459 --> 00:09:44,669 - Well, we hope it's forever. - Yeah, I think it'll last. 239 00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:45,754 - Me too, girl. 240 00:09:45,754 --> 00:09:47,172 - Actually, we wanna get married tomorrow. 241 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:49,674 - Tomorrow? Bitch, how pregnant are ya, girl? 242 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,551 - Oh, I'm not pregnant. - I'm hookin' them up 243 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:54,471 with wedding planner extraordinaire Flora. 244 00:09:54,471 --> 00:09:57,807 - Oh, shit. The queen herself, baby. - Good. 245 00:09:57,807 --> 00:10:00,518 - I'd organize it myself, but we have a show tonight, 246 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:01,561 and you all should come. 247 00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:03,605 - We'd love to. Right? Yeah. - Right. We'll be there. 248 00:10:03,605 --> 00:10:04,606 BEN: Two? - Yeah, just-- 249 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:05,523 - Two. - Yeah, just two. 250 00:10:06,149 --> 00:10:07,400 Just us. BEN: And you know what? 251 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,196 I'm thinkin' I'm gonna gift you all a psychic reading with a 252 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:14,074 New Orleans legend. 253 00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:17,035 BIG FREEDIA: I like y'all two energy. 254 00:10:17,035 --> 00:10:19,079 Welcome to NOLA, baby. 255 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:21,665 [sings] ♪ You already know ♪ 256 00:10:21,665 --> 00:10:23,917 [excited chatter] 257 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,211 ♪ jazz band playing ♪ 258 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:27,963 CHILDREN [singing]: ♪ You can never bring me down ♪ 259 00:10:27,963 --> 00:10:30,507 ♪ 'Cause now I'm wearin' that crown ♪ 260 00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:33,093 ♪ And you can never bring me down ♪ 261 00:10:33,093 --> 00:10:34,928 [all cheering] 262 00:10:35,971 --> 00:10:38,974 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 263 00:10:38,974 --> 00:10:41,434 [street noise] [beads rattling] 264 00:10:41,434 --> 00:10:43,728 - Who the fuck uses cobblestones anymore? It's like. 265 00:10:43,728 --> 00:10:45,564 - How do I look? JEN: Uh. 266 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:48,024 It's, uh-- 267 00:10:48,942 --> 00:10:50,193 - What? [beads rattle] 268 00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:57,284 Why do I look so sad? 269 00:10:57,284 --> 00:10:59,786 - I don't know. Why do you? 270 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:05,041 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 271 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:07,377 [birds chirping] 272 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:10,380 JOHN: Tree of Life. BETH: Wow, that's what it's called? 273 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,883 JOHN: Yeah. 274 00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:15,010 - God, it's beautiful! - Yeah. 275 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,511 - I can't believe it! It's-- 276 00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:20,515 This is just the perfect place for us to get married. 277 00:11:20,515 --> 00:11:23,435 - Isn't it? Oh, just gorgeous! 278 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:25,896 [sniff] Mm! The smell of lilacs, 279 00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:28,815 and the way the light is hittin' the top of the trees. 280 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:32,569 Ah. [laughs] Oh! I'm Flora, your wedding savior. 281 00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:34,446 - Oh. Hi. - Oh! It's so nice to meet you! 282 00:11:34,446 --> 00:11:37,365 This is beyond what we could've ever hoped for. 283 00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:39,826 - Yes, it is. You know, it's booked years in advance. 284 00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:41,286 Let's go to the spot you're getting married. 285 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,413 [birds chirping] 286 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:46,041 Now, let's get that Venmo charge out of the way, shall we? 287 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,417 [street noise] 288 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,628 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 289 00:11:49,628 --> 00:11:51,171 [cash register ding] 290 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:52,547 Okay. Let's go in. 291 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:54,007 - Hey, Beth! There's Beth! 292 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:58,053 - Bethy! Is this a, is this a sex shop? 293 00:11:58,053 --> 00:12:01,056 [distant siren wailing] [car honking] 294 00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,686 - Wow. 295 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:09,105 JOHN: Great. - Right? 296 00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:11,900 - This is so not what we're gonna do. [laughs] 297 00:12:12,692 --> 00:12:15,111 - For what? - This is not bad. 298 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,739 This is a, a classy joint. 299 00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:20,325 - Oh! Well, well, thank you. 300 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,743 [Flora laughs] 301 00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:24,913 - Leonard. - Oh. Uh, Leonardo. [laughs] 302 00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:27,457 - That's my dad. That's Matt and Meri. 303 00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:30,126 - They used to date. Now, they're just friends. 304 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,127 - Good friends. 305 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:32,420 - More like family. 306 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,506 - Okay, well, then, we got somethin' old. 307 00:12:34,506 --> 00:12:36,216 Listen, I'm gonna handle everything. 308 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:38,385 You don't have to worry about anything at all. 309 00:12:38,385 --> 00:12:41,304 I'm gonna do your hair, your makeup, the decor, the fire pit. 310 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:43,056 I'm gonna do the flowers, the birds, 311 00:12:43,056 --> 00:12:44,599 and the wine-- - Did you say "the birds"? 312 00:12:44,599 --> 00:12:46,142 - Yeah, weddin' birds! 313 00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:49,813 - Lovebirds always need wedding birds, everyone knows that. 314 00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,398 - Well, thank you! 315 00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:54,859 You, Leonardo, are a smart man. - Leonard. 316 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:57,946 [Flora laughs, chatting] - Have you ever heard of wedding birds? 317 00:12:57,946 --> 00:13:01,199 - No, I don't think so, no. It's just birds, I think. 318 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:02,367 ♪ singing Bridal Chorus ♪ 319 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,619 - Oh, there's no singing. Yeah, there's no singing, yeah. 320 00:13:04,619 --> 00:13:06,955 LEONARD: You are a little firecracker. [Flora laughs] 321 00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,456 [toilet flushing] 322 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,209 [door thuds] 323 00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:14,045 [sink running] 324 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,132 - How's, uh, Kerig? 325 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:18,842 - I know what you're doing. 326 00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,176 [scoffs] 327 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:23,346 Throwing this whole wedding so that Matt will fall back in love with you? 328 00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:25,849 Sad. - Wow. 329 00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,267 - It's not gonna work. 330 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,770 He's crazy about me. He's faithful. 331 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:33,273 We are gonna be married faster than you can say-- 332 00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:35,942 [screams] 333 00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:36,943 [sighs] 334 00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:43,158 ♪ soft, mellow music playing ♪ 335 00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:50,916 [birds chirping] 336 00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:54,169 [ship horn] 337 00:13:58,673 --> 00:13:59,674 [clicks tongue] 338 00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:02,677 [quiet pedestrian chatter] 339 00:14:05,764 --> 00:14:07,766 - I wish your mom was here. 340 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:10,393 ♪ 341 00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:19,361 - Think you'll really like Beth, Dad. She's really special. 342 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,363 [deep inhale] 343 00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:28,036 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 344 00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:29,996 Hey. [quiet chatter] 345 00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:32,999 - Hi! Shoes? 346 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,834 - Yep. 347 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,503 - Wh-- [chuckles] 348 00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:39,005 - You wanna see where Ben grew up? - Yeah. 349 00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:43,677 BEN: Through here. JOHN: This is it. 350 00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:46,513 [soft crowd chatter] 351 00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:48,014 - Wow. - It's great, right? 352 00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:49,891 ♪ soft piano music playing ♪ 353 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:51,560 - Your parents lived here? BEN: Yeah. 354 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:53,687 Slept right up there. 355 00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:55,689 BETH: For how long? BEN: Uh. 356 00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,315 Lived back here for 60 years. 357 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,609 - In this one room. 358 00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:01,736 - How? 359 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:03,655 - They could stand each other. 360 00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:07,158 - Showtime! 361 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,123 - Good evenin', ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Preservation Hall. 362 00:15:13,123 --> 00:15:15,750 We gon' start this evenin' off with "That's It." 363 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,129 [applause, cheering] 364 00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:24,843 ♪ upbeat jazz music playing ♪ 365 00:15:27,721 --> 00:15:31,057 ♪ tuba playing ♪ 366 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,811 JESS: Bethy! 367 00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:37,147 Look what we got! 368 00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:40,609 [drunken shouting] 369 00:15:40,609 --> 00:15:42,611 - Oh, my God, I wanna die. 370 00:15:42,611 --> 00:15:43,862 ♪ jazz band stops playing ♪ 371 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,363 - Excuse me. I'm so sorry. 372 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,532 I'm so sorry. Sorry. - Sorry, so sorry. 373 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:50,660 [friends shouting] BETH: So sorry, sorry, sorry. 374 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,162 - That's white-jackin'. 375 00:15:52,162 --> 00:15:53,496 JEN: Show us your tits! 376 00:15:53,496 --> 00:15:55,415 [drummer counting off] 377 00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:58,293 ♪ upbeat jazz music playing ♪ 378 00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:01,546 [drunken laughing] - Back up! Back up! Shut up! 379 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,841 I said absolutely not! I told you guys! 380 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:08,094 I've always let you guys be yourselves, loud and wild! 381 00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,930 - Us? - I don't like your tone. 382 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,474 - But tomorrow is about me, what I want. 383 00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:15,393 At my wedding. Calm and respectful. 384 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:18,563 My boundaries! My lead! My boundaries! 385 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:21,858 - Okay, geez. - Oh, my God. What is her problem?! 386 00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:23,610 - Ann isn't gonna make it. 387 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,987 - Oh. - Oh, that's so sad. 388 00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,406 ♪ jazz band continues playing ♪ 389 00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:31,201 I need, like, 10 Advil. - I need a drink. 390 00:16:31,201 --> 00:16:33,078 We don't need Beth to have a bachelorette. 391 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,496 - We don't. - No, come on. 392 00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:37,040 - Wait, wait for me! 393 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,418 ♪ band continues playing ♪ 394 00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:42,379 - Right? - Yeah. 395 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:54,182 - Should we go in? - No, I don't wanna watch music. 396 00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:17,706 SINGER [on mic]: Thanks for comin' out! We've been Dirt, Air & Flames! 397 00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:19,583 - What the fuck did we just watch in there? 398 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,543 - Oh, it was a horrific piece of shit. 399 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:22,919 - I can't e-- 400 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,796 Joe Joe? 401 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:27,132 That's my cousin. Joe Joe! - What up, cuz? 402 00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:29,676 - Don't "What up, cuz" me! SHLOMO: I'm Shlomo. 403 00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:31,970 - How you doin'? You travel with your lawyer now? 404 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:34,723 - No, I'm her, I'm her boyfriend. You haven't mentioned me? 405 00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,517 - Joe Joe, those tickets you got us for Earth, Wind & Fire 406 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:40,812 were for a tribute band, Dirt, Air & damn Flames! 407 00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:43,231 - Damn! My bad, cuz. 408 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:45,400 Look, I got it from the dry cleaners. 409 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,485 But it makes sense now. That's why the barcode wouldn't work, 410 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:48,862 and that man ain't had no shirt on either. 411 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:51,197 - Joe Joe, Joe Joe. You got me embarrassin' myself 412 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:53,408 in front of all these beautiful Black people, my man, 413 00:17:53,408 --> 00:17:55,035 and the fuckin' Fauxbamas over here. 414 00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:57,037 - Don't worry, babe. I'm-I'm havin' a great time. 415 00:17:57,037 --> 00:17:58,914 - See? What you trippin' for? 416 00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:02,709 - You know what? This trip is just fucked up. Get-- Sorry. 417 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,295 - What? Maya! Cousin! MAYA: Just, please-- No, no. 418 00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,297 - Don't be like that! 419 00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:10,425 - It was a pleasure. - Oh. Nice to meet you, Slow-mo. 420 00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:12,427 - Shlomo. - Fo' sho! 421 00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:17,015 ALL: Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth! [club chatter] 422 00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:20,060 JEN: We love Beth, but she was a bitch tonight, I tell you what. 423 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,437 Jess, suck my dick! 424 00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:24,439 [all laughing] It's a cocktail! 425 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,942 [street noise] [bottle clattering] 426 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:30,362 - I texted Bryan a cute picture of myself, 427 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:33,198 and he wrote back, "Did you pay the gas bill yet?" 428 00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:35,408 - I'm sorry, babe. - Is anyone coming? 429 00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:37,369 - No. You think I'd forget to tell you? 430 00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:40,247 I'm the lookout. It's what I do. I look out. 431 00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:42,165 [sniffles] Hey, how, 432 00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:45,001 how many Advil can I take before it's dangerous, huh? 433 00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,003 [police radio chatter] Shit. 434 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:51,299 - Oh no! I peed on my beads! 435 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:54,135 [police radio chatter] Oh, my God. 436 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,304 So sorry, Officer. [beads rattling] 437 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:57,722 - Have you been drinkin' tonight, ma'am? 438 00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,267 [police radio chatter] 439 00:19:00,267 --> 00:19:02,477 - You're hot. 440 00:19:02,477 --> 00:19:04,479 - Ma'am, I'm gonna have to write you a ticket. 441 00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:07,232 - Will you kiss me? 442 00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:09,109 - Ma'am? 443 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,195 - Call me "ma'am" again. 444 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:15,240 - Ma'am? 445 00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:18,827 [both moaning] 446 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:26,376 [all singing in Hebrew] 447 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,837 - Oh, Happy Hanukkah. ANN/BETH: Happy Hanukkah. 448 00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:30,505 - Oh, sweeties. [giggle] 449 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:31,673 Alright, last night. 450 00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:35,051 Time for your biggest gifts. 451 00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:38,221 - I mean, you already got us those cool socks. 452 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,724 - Dreidel socks, the cornerstone of Judaism. 453 00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:45,937 - Oh. Wow. A keychain. 454 00:19:45,937 --> 00:19:47,564 - Well, it's not just any keychain. 455 00:19:47,564 --> 00:19:50,400 It's a Phantom of the Opera keychain. 456 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,653 Because we are going to see the show 457 00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:55,113 on Broadway! 458 00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:56,114 [giggle] - What?! 459 00:19:56,114 --> 00:19:57,532 - On Broadway?! - Oh, my God! 460 00:19:57,532 --> 00:20:00,035 - Oh, my gosh! Thank you! - That's so cool! Thank you! 461 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:01,453 - Oh, you're welcome. - Thanks, Mom. 462 00:20:01,453 --> 00:20:03,622 - Come here. [kisses] Happy Hanukkah. 463 00:20:03,622 --> 00:20:06,124 - Oh, my God, Broadway! - Broadway! 464 00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:09,628 ANN: I'm so excited! - Oh, me too, sweetie. 465 00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:12,631 ♪ gentle music playing, fades out ♪ 466 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:21,014 - Beth, look at you. 467 00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:24,059 You look like a little angel, 468 00:20:24,059 --> 00:20:26,561 despite your white lady shenanigans. 469 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:27,812 [sighs] 470 00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:31,149 - I miss my mom. 471 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:33,610 - I know, I know. 472 00:20:33,610 --> 00:20:36,821 But she's here. You know? 473 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:38,657 - I mean, if she was here, 474 00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:40,283 she would be driving me insane, 475 00:20:40,283 --> 00:20:41,993 making it all about herself. 476 00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:43,995 - Huh, so it's hereditary. 477 00:20:46,081 --> 00:20:47,916 I know, I know. I'm sorry. Listen. [sighs] 478 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:50,001 That's the beauty of dead people, you know? 479 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:53,463 They're not here to drive us crazy, so all we're left with is the love. 480 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:56,299 And look at you. Smile. [laughs] 481 00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:57,717 You're swimmin' in that shit. 482 00:20:58,426 --> 00:20:59,928 - Yeah. Yeah. 483 00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:02,514 I am. - Okay. 484 00:21:02,514 --> 00:21:04,683 Write your vows. You good? 485 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:07,727 - Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm not worried about my vows. 486 00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:08,979 I'm worried about John's vows. 487 00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:10,855 - Girl. - Yeah. 488 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,608 You worry about keeping Jen and-- - Yes, Jen and Jess. 489 00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,318 I told Jess I'ma break my foot off in her ass, okay? 490 00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:17,821 - Okay, good. Would we be friends with them if we met them right now? 491 00:21:17,821 --> 00:21:18,905 - Hell no, girl. - No! Yeah. 492 00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:21,533 - And listen, we'll talk about you ruinin' my trip, 493 00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,868 but not today. Today, I got you. [sighs] 494 00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,120 BETH: Alright, thank you. 495 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,871 [exhales] 496 00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:30,083 - There's the beauty! Put this tip jar down here. 497 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:33,044 Well, let's get you wedding ready. 498 00:21:33,044 --> 00:21:34,838 - Okay. Who's gonna do my makeup? 499 00:21:34,838 --> 00:21:36,256 - I am, baby doll! 500 00:21:36,256 --> 00:21:37,674 - And my hair? - Also me! 501 00:21:37,674 --> 00:21:40,594 - Okay. Um, there's no mirror here. 502 00:21:40,594 --> 00:21:43,179 - Yeah, Ricky stole it. That's okay, we don't need it. 503 00:21:43,179 --> 00:21:45,223 - Alright. Um, I brought a reference photo 504 00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:48,184 that I would like you to sort of emulate. - Oh, okay. 505 00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:50,312 - Just a little picture for inspo. 506 00:21:50,312 --> 00:21:52,606 FLORA: We can do it. - I really wanna wow John. 507 00:21:52,606 --> 00:21:56,067 - I invented the wow, right? [laughs] - Okay, yeah. 508 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,278 - But that's wowsy. Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 509 00:21:58,278 --> 00:22:00,363 Oh, just so you know, I have trichotillomania, 510 00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:02,032 so I'm missing some hair. 511 00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:05,952 - Don't worry. There are no spiders in here, okay? 512 00:22:05,952 --> 00:22:09,789 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 513 00:22:09,789 --> 00:22:11,791 ♪ 514 00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:30,852 - That's an interesting dress, Meri. 515 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:32,354 - Oh, thank you so much! 516 00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:36,691 - Hey. Where did you go last night? 517 00:22:36,691 --> 00:22:38,443 You, like, disappeared. 518 00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:40,153 - Don't worry about it. How's your leg? 519 00:22:40,153 --> 00:22:43,531 - It hurts. The doctor only gave me ibuprofen, so I'm just kinda-- 520 00:22:44,491 --> 00:22:45,867 MATT: Here. 521 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:48,161 [pill bottle rattling] Take one of these. 522 00:22:48,161 --> 00:22:49,955 - What is it? - Trust me. 523 00:22:49,955 --> 00:22:51,581 - Um, that-- Okay. - Oh! 524 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:53,583 A few for me. 525 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,044 Cheers. 526 00:22:58,004 --> 00:23:01,007 ♪ 527 00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:04,010 [inaudible chatter] 528 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,190 ♪ jazz song ends ♪ 529 00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:19,401 - Is Mommy coming? 530 00:23:19,401 --> 00:23:20,902 BETH: No, Dad. 531 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:23,780 - Are you ready? 532 00:23:25,532 --> 00:23:26,783 BETH: I am. 533 00:23:29,536 --> 00:23:31,371 - Ya look ready. 534 00:23:31,371 --> 00:23:33,206 - I got good news and bad news. 535 00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:36,668 The good news is, ya look gorgeous! Like a model. 536 00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:38,712 The bad news is, your groom took off. 537 00:23:38,712 --> 00:23:41,715 [quiet street noise] 538 00:23:47,512 --> 00:23:48,805 - Hey. 539 00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:51,725 - Hey. [sighs] 540 00:23:52,976 --> 00:23:54,853 - Do you have a phone? I wanna look at myself. 541 00:23:54,853 --> 00:23:56,396 There's no mirror in there. 542 00:23:56,396 --> 00:23:58,398 - No. - You're sweating. 543 00:23:59,858 --> 00:24:02,569 - I was playing basketball. I'm just finishing my vows. 544 00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:06,823 I guess that's why I'm... feeling, I guess, nervous. 545 00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:09,868 - Yeah, talking in front of a room full of people, that's-- 546 00:24:09,868 --> 00:24:12,037 Of course, you're nervous. - No, it's not that. 547 00:24:12,037 --> 00:24:15,123 It's just-- I just, I just have a lot of feelings for you. 548 00:24:15,707 --> 00:24:17,709 I just hope that I covered them all. 549 00:24:23,465 --> 00:24:24,716 [sighs] 550 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:28,094 So, I walk down the aisle by myself 551 00:24:28,094 --> 00:24:30,096 and I stand there waiting for you? 552 00:24:34,726 --> 00:24:36,728 - We could do something different. 553 00:24:36,728 --> 00:24:39,731 ♪ gentle piano music playing ♪ 554 00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:42,234 [door creaking] 555 00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:44,694 [Beth sighs] 556 00:24:51,701 --> 00:24:53,203 Uh, do I look okay? 557 00:24:55,455 --> 00:24:57,415 - Well, it's too late. 558 00:24:57,415 --> 00:25:00,418 ♪ Bridal Chorus by Richard Wagner playing on piano ♪ 559 00:25:12,973 --> 00:25:14,224 - Rabbi! 560 00:25:14,224 --> 00:25:16,393 - Surprise! [laughs] 561 00:25:16,393 --> 00:25:19,312 John wanted there to be a Jewish element 562 00:25:19,312 --> 00:25:21,439 since we're doing this in a, uh, 563 00:25:21,439 --> 00:25:23,733 chandelier store or something. Ugh. 564 00:25:24,401 --> 00:25:25,860 [clears throat] [fly buzzing] 565 00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:28,321 Well, anyway, we are live! [camera recording beep] 566 00:25:28,321 --> 00:25:31,449 That's right, people. I promised you a big one right after that Goldberg bris. 567 00:25:31,449 --> 00:25:34,786 Well, here it is. Beth and John, they're gonna do it. 568 00:25:34,786 --> 00:25:37,080 Yeah, that's right. This chat is on fire. 569 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,541 I can see the comments. Keep 'em comin'. 570 00:25:39,541 --> 00:25:41,126 Ezra, unmute me. 571 00:25:41,126 --> 00:25:44,004 And remember, you can always follow me on my podcast, and-- 572 00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:46,423 - C-Can we, can we skip ahead to our vows? 573 00:25:46,423 --> 00:25:50,135 - Oh, skip ahead? There's a whole ceremony, but what the hey? 574 00:25:50,135 --> 00:25:51,803 - Okay. - Hit it. 575 00:25:51,803 --> 00:25:53,054 - Beth, 576 00:25:54,347 --> 00:25:56,600 ...I know you like when I say your name, 577 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,186 so I'll make sure to say it a lot. Beth. 578 00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:01,187 [soft laugh] 579 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,650 Since we met, you have challenged me 580 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:08,028 to be a better person 581 00:26:08,028 --> 00:26:10,196 and a better partner. 582 00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:13,533 But at the same time, I've never felt more like myself. 583 00:26:14,826 --> 00:26:18,788 I don't always know the best way to express my love for you, 584 00:26:19,372 --> 00:26:22,375 but marrying you seems like one way. 585 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,336 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 586 00:26:24,336 --> 00:26:26,129 Your beauty is effortless. 587 00:26:27,923 --> 00:26:29,007 Usually. 588 00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:32,260 I'm a farmer, Beth. 589 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:34,930 And soon, our family will grow. 590 00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,182 That's what I do best. 591 00:26:37,891 --> 00:26:42,187 Beth... you are my favorite person in the world. 592 00:26:42,187 --> 00:26:43,897 I love you. 593 00:26:43,897 --> 00:26:45,398 Love from John. 594 00:26:46,858 --> 00:26:48,902 Uh, and, uh. 595 00:26:49,277 --> 00:26:50,946 - Oh! Cool. 596 00:26:50,946 --> 00:26:53,657 I just gonna... put it on. [laughs] 597 00:26:55,033 --> 00:26:56,785 [laughs] That was beautiful. It was so good. 598 00:26:56,785 --> 00:26:59,663 That was, like, way better than I thought it was gonna be. 599 00:26:59,663 --> 00:27:02,666 [bird chirping] Um. 600 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,293 [paper crinkling] Uh, I, 601 00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:07,629 [bird chirping] um. 602 00:27:08,255 --> 00:27:09,965 Um. [sighs] 603 00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:12,509 That was just, like, a lot better than I thought it was gonna be. 604 00:27:12,509 --> 00:27:13,969 [loud chirping] 605 00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:16,346 Is there anything we can do about the birds? 606 00:27:16,346 --> 00:27:18,306 - You paid for 'em. They're in the package. 607 00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:20,183 - Right. [paper crinkling] 608 00:27:20,183 --> 00:27:21,518 Um. 609 00:27:21,518 --> 00:27:23,520 Ugh. This is stupid. I'm just gonna 610 00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:27,482 ...speak from the heart. John, 611 00:27:27,482 --> 00:27:30,485 ♪ gentle piano continues ♪ 612 00:27:32,028 --> 00:27:34,030 ...every rose 613 00:27:37,993 --> 00:27:40,161 ...has-- 614 00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:41,830 [fly buzzing] 615 00:27:41,830 --> 00:27:44,291 It, um, [loud chirping] 616 00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:47,002 its... thorn. 617 00:27:48,587 --> 00:27:51,256 Just like... every-- 618 00:27:51,256 --> 00:27:55,051 [chirping] It's like. 619 00:27:55,051 --> 00:27:58,305 [weakly singing, accented] ♪ Every cowboy ♪ 620 00:27:59,097 --> 00:28:01,850 ♪ Sings a sad, sad song ♪ 621 00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:03,602 - Poison. 622 00:28:03,602 --> 00:28:05,520 - ♪ Every rose-- ♪ 623 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,731 - Ah, ah, ah, ah! No singing! 624 00:28:07,731 --> 00:28:09,149 - Oh. 625 00:28:09,149 --> 00:28:12,485 Sorry, I-I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. I just-- 626 00:28:12,485 --> 00:28:14,154 Uh, everybody's asking why it's so fast, 627 00:28:14,154 --> 00:28:17,324 but it's just because I can't wait another second to be your wife. 628 00:28:17,324 --> 00:28:18,742 ♪ 629 00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:20,243 I love you. 630 00:28:21,328 --> 00:28:23,747 Here's your ring. I don't know. - Oh, thanks. 631 00:28:23,747 --> 00:28:25,916 - With the understanding that as his wife, 632 00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:27,876 you will honor and obey him, 633 00:28:27,876 --> 00:28:30,670 and bear him many, many children for Hashem-- 634 00:28:30,670 --> 00:28:32,714 - Um, no. RABBI: Okay, then. 635 00:28:32,714 --> 00:28:34,132 I hope you guys are still with me 636 00:28:34,132 --> 00:28:35,717 because even though it's a little dry right now, 637 00:28:35,717 --> 00:28:37,719 I'm gonna funny this up later on on the podcast. 638 00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:39,679 Alright, with the power vested in me 639 00:28:39,679 --> 00:28:42,182 by the hottest temple on Long Island-- 640 00:28:42,182 --> 00:28:44,851 That's right! Central Synagogue, you rock! 641 00:28:44,851 --> 00:28:46,561 ...I now pronounce you man and wife. 642 00:28:46,561 --> 00:28:48,980 [laughing] You may kiss the bride. 643 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,149 Aww. [applause] 644 00:28:51,149 --> 00:28:53,318 Let's hear it, everybody! Mazel tov! 645 00:28:53,318 --> 00:28:55,654 [all cheering] 646 00:28:55,654 --> 00:28:58,657 ♪ jazz music playing ♪ 647 00:29:29,896 --> 00:29:33,191 [muffled cheering] 648 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:36,194 ♪ gentle piano music playing ♪ 649 00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,941 - I didn't even know you played. ♪ stops playing ♪ 650 00:30:14,941 --> 00:30:17,277 - I'm a man who has many secrets. 651 00:30:17,277 --> 00:30:18,278 [soft laugh] 652 00:30:18,278 --> 00:30:21,281 ♪ resumes playing piano ♪ 653 00:30:30,999 --> 00:30:32,834 ♪ stops playing ♪ I kinda can't, like-- I need to-- 654 00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:34,961 - Oh, sorry. Yeah. You do you. 655 00:30:34,961 --> 00:30:38,924 ♪ gentle piano music playing ♪ 656 00:30:57,817 --> 00:30:59,819 ♪ 657 00:31:37,857 --> 00:31:39,693 - It's so easy.