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（根據蝴蝶藍同名小說
《全職高手》改編）

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（興欣網咖）

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你現在就放出來給所有人看

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-好啦
-等等

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我剛才有沒有
把我大神的側顏放進去啊？

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不行…我得再檢查一下

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比賽集錦看什麼臉啊？

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你懂什麼呀？

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比賽打得好，那只是技術魅力

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而我的大神

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他還有人格魅力

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不應該啊

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我記得我明明就放在這個文件裡的呀

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怎麼現在找不到了呢？

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（血值、魔法值、體力、經驗值）

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我決定了

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為了降低被他打臉的可能性

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我們趁他快沒血的時候

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給他補上一刀

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隊友免疫傷害

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我們砍他有什麼用？

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搬石頭會不會？

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石頭的傷害可是中立傷害

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只要我們這一記石頭砸準了

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這傷害吃定了，走

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（血值、魔法值、體力、經驗值）

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找到了…

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現在可以了

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什麼情況？

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我忘了這台電視機
沒有辦法讀隨身碟了

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這個電視機有個高端接口，我記得

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可以接到這個電腦上

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能不能一次性把事說完啊？

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你是老闆我是老闆？

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-妳是
-那你弄啊！

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你這人，就是偷懶偷習慣了

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我…

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-加油…
-加油…

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滑鏟？

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180度橫掃？

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經典就是經典啊，不可複製

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加油

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我去

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-加油
-厲害

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君莫笑？

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這傢伙是要造反了吧

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可以啊

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哇塞！

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拋沙？

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格林機槍？

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浮空四連擊！

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葉秋的打法？

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葉修…

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葉秋？

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他不會是葉秋吧？

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不可能

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陳果，妳想什麼呢？

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恭喜玩家君莫笑…

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不玩了！

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帥

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{\an8}完成蜘蛛洞穴第十區首殺

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一次簡單得不能再簡單的副本任務

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我卻從中找到了久違的熱血

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就像回到了年少時

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一個鼓勵、一個笑容

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一個目標

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都會激發出勝利的渴望

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我說你是有意的

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還是刻意的，還是故意的？

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老闆，妳什麼都不用說了

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拿起妳帳本

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想扣多少錢，就扣多少錢

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我絕無意見

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你打得太好了，我跟你說

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你剛才打得簡直就是葉秋附體

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我特別有面子

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沒錯…

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真的就像葉秋附體一樣

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打得真不錯

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我網管

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剛才的副本呢

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就是他隨便玩玩的

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這就是妳找來的葉秋鐵桿粉絲啊？

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打得真不錯呀

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你想要通過試用期的話

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就配合我

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我愛葉秋，葉秋愛我

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有的時候

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我甚至覺得我就是葉秋本人

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的確有葉秋當年的風采

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-有吧？
-老闆娘，有眼光

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沒什麼…

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我呢，招網管

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沒什麼要求，就兩個

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一個呢，名字像葉秋

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二是呢，《榮耀》打得像葉秋

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好眼光，打得真不錯啊

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下次再來啊

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那試用期…

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過了

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欠的錢是不是也可以打個折啊？

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-打折啊
-嗯

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好啊

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我給你打個12折吧

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欠款上浮20%

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保持微笑，否則…

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試用期繼續

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保持啊

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（電競之家雜誌社）

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（黑幕
葉秋突然退役的背後的真相）

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這你寫的？

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雖然你現在是雜誌社的實習生

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但作為未來的新聞工作者

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你必須要有客觀的覺悟

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我很客觀

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你在這文章裡頭明確地指出

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葉秋退役是被逼的

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是嘉世出於利益的考慮

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逼走了葉秋

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你的證據呢？

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葉秋這麼熱愛《榮耀》

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他是不可能選擇突然退役的

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你也知道嘉世手握著葉秋

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和一葉之秋兩大金庫

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但是帶來的收益

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卻遠遠比不過一個

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二線戰隊的隊長

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之前我就聽人說過

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嘉世的高層早就對葉秋不滿了

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-難道這…
-道聽途說的事情也能當作新聞嗎？

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那…

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我知道，你是葉秋的鐵粉

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可是再怎麼為葉秋打抱不平

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你也不能忘了你是個記者呀

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也要堅守新聞的底線

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你應該學學我嘛

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不管外界把葉秋怎麼描繪得天花亂墜

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我只堅守一個原則

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親口聽他說，下筆才有神

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曹主任

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您不是說您認識葉秋嗎？

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那您幫我搭搭線

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我去採訪採訪他

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我跟他核實完之後

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不就知道是不是內幕了？

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別做夢了

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我都認識他八年了

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還沒見過面

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您不是之前採訪過他嗎？

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你不知道這世界上

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有一種東西叫QQ嗎？

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你看這個形態怎麼樣？

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這不行

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-你先看看
-這不行，讓我來

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你沒演示過，你怎麼知道？

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-真的，你讓我來，按照我的
-你把大炮紮上去試試

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這大炮你演示一遍

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今天怎麼這麼乖啊？

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掃完地板，洗完衣服

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把飯做好才能碰電腦

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我妹的指示就是聖旨，對吧？

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誰洗的？

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-我！
-我！

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什麼你呀？你什麼時候洗的呀？

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不是我洗的，難道是你洗的嗎？

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那是必須的

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確定嗎？

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必須是我

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-絕對是我
-你…

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為什麼要和黑色的褲子混在一起洗？

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快點，你在畫什麼呢你？

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讓她換上

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-確定嗎？
-放心吧

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我們給妳弄的T恤，給妳

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這黑色的漬跡啊

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將成為這件T恤最美的標籤

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獨一無二的T恤，送給獨一無二的妳

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你這到底畫的是什麼呀？

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是一隻…

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憂鬱的小貓貓

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貓貓公主，這邊請…

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-看相機啊
-看鏡頭

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-三，二，一
-三，二，一

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說起和沐秋的相識

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那得感謝地心引力

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送來的一枚幸運幣

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我的幸運幣

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你等一下

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不要！

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那是我的！

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什麼東西？

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幸運幣

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那不只就是個電玩幣嗎？

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那是我妹妹送給我的生日禮物

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贏了我，我賠你十個

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如果你要是輸了的話

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就當你送我了吧

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00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,800
你怎麼還跟我耍無賴呢你？

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同樣的喜好

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讓我們成了患難與共的好兄弟

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我的年少輕狂，我的志得意滿

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我的所有榮耀

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都與他有關

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我會帶著千機傘

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登上《榮耀》之巔

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（千機傘）

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00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,600
（升級）

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（15級）

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（16級）

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怎麼回事啊？

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00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,800
這在舞臺上怎麼出現這樣的事啊？

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00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,640
我一直以為人生只有贏這一個選項

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00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,760
所以我不允許錯誤

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不承認失敗

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不接受重來

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我只會選擇離開

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小唐，我在複習功課呢

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沒聽見

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果果，我下飛機了

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在去網咖的路上

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（計程車）

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（興欣網咖）

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考學路上的小插曲

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成了我和果果友誼的開始

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你幹嘛？

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00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:57,400
怎麼打起來了？

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-站住！
-有小偷

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-妳沒事吧？
-沒事

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快起來

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我得先走了，謝謝妳啊

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沒事…

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00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,240
妳的包！

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小小的失誤

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給了我們再次見面的機會

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這家網咖是果果父親離世後

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留給她的唯一念想

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00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,560
完成父親工作

238
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,200
繼續父親的職業

239
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,080
成為了她的生活信念

240
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,720
而我呢

241
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,160
就變成了督促她學習進步的大魔王

242
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,240
（興欣網咖）

243
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,200
-規矩依舊
-那還用說？

244
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,320
我不會放水的

245
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,640
放馬過來吧

246
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,880
小唐，妳看看

247
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,680
我真的都做了，妳看

248
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,000
-全部都做了？
-這是老闆的閨蜜啊？

249
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,080
我很認真地做的啊

250
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,480
不是

251
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,000
宿敵？

252
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,080
懂了

253
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400
宿敵般的…

254
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,120
閨蜜

255
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:16,840
臭小子

256
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:18,920
臭小子

257
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,800
新招的網管，你宿敵叫你呢

258
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,600
過來

259
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,200
就是有點笨

260
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,200
把行李拿上去

261
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,200
小唐，我們走吧

262
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,840
放心吧

263
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,240
還有這個

264
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,160
不介意一起吧？這很輕

265
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,400
不介意

266
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,320
走了，小唐

267
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,840
走了…

268
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,800
什麼單詞集習題冊呀？

269
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,920
我就差拌在飯裡一起吃了

270
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,400
我告訴妳，妳現在給我一個盆…

271
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,440
妳現在給我一個盆啊

272
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,880
我都能給妳吐出來一肚子墨水

273
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,880
看著還不錯

274
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,640
小唐，妳放心吧

275
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,240
今年呢

276
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,120
我一定能考過它

277
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:17,880
果果

278
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,120
今年完成度還不錯

279
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,520
小唐，妳已經離開我268天了

280
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,040
我已經學習了267天

281
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,200
為什麼還差1天啊？

282
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,560
差的1天，就是今天呀

283
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,560
我的小唐來了

284
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,360
那我還不得陪陪她啊？

285
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,880
小唐，妳看看我啊

286
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,520
我跟妳說，附近開了一家奶茶店

287
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,320
網上特別地火

288
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,560
-每天都排很長的隊
-合理的休息叫放鬆

289
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,840
不合理的休息叫放肆

290
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,560
我真沒偷懶，我都是…

291
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,600
-陳果同學
-小唐，妳一定要相信我

292
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,600
老闆

293
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,800
拿上來了

294
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,000
他！

295
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,400
就是他

296
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,040
他就是我偷懶的罪魁禍首

297
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,440
小唐，我跟妳說

298
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,680
妳別看他就是個小小的網管

299
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,160
但《榮耀》打的贏遍天下無敵手

300
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,080
把我虐得毫無還手之力

301
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,720
這樣吧，我負責好好看書

302
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,720
妳負責好好挑戰，一舉…

303
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,400
打敗這個小網管

304
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,800
-奪回威望
-老闆，我先走了

305
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,160
我們聊聊

306
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,520
你去跟小唐聊一聊吧

307
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,200
就十分鐘

308
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,640
我有一頁題沒做

309
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,920
給我點時間補上

310
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:57,920
怕被誤傷

311
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,040
只要你成功了

312
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,880
我們之間的欠款一筆勾銷

313
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,200
那…

314
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,760
如果不成呢？

315
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,400
永無翻身之日，快

316
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160
快點

317
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,560
在自學考試這個節骨眼上

318
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,960
誰都不可以成為她的絆腳石

319
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,800
我是真的不想跟其他人打《榮耀》

320
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,200
老闆才是我的最佳對手

321
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,320
為什麼？

322
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,960
她一直輸，我一直贏

323
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,760
這樣《榮耀》玩得多有感覺啊

324
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,440
但凡她能贏我一次

325
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,880
我就不會纏著

326
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,360
讓她做我的沙包了

327
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,680
果果，開機

328
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,280
拿卡，上《榮耀》

329
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,360
你輸定了

330
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,720
（血值、魔法值、體力、經驗值）

331
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:57,400
{\an8}（時間）

332
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,400
還要繼續嗎？

333
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,640
還沒到時間呢

334
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,000
這麼無聊的對決，不過如此

335
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,360
早該結束了

336
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,080
搞定

337
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,640
這場對決

338
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,800
不無聊吧？

339
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,120
我按規定完成了今天的複習

340
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,480
而小唐似乎遇到了難題

341
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,520
很多人會因為一件事情

342
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,840
能夠輕鬆上手而決定繼續

343
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,120
可是小唐正相反

344
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,400
當她遇到難以應付的事情時

345
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,400
不需多說任何一句

346
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,480
自己就會卯足勁

347
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,440
衝上去

348
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,680
鍵盤聲不斷

349
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,840
我的小唐

350
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,840
難道勝負心又起了？

351
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,960
不會吧？

352
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,000
等等

353
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,800
再來一局

354
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,960
不必了吧，都十局了

355
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,920
再繼續下去也沒有意義

356
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,240
不過妳操作還是挺快的

357
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,440
但左右手協調性一塌糊塗

358
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,680
對視角轉換的適應性和判斷力

359
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,720
基本為零

360
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,320
《榮耀》的世界不過如此

361
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,440
想贏我…

362
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,240
再過一百年吧

363
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,040
我說你，有點過了啊

364
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,600
不好意思，是有點過了

365
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000
一百年什麼的

366
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,560
只是個誇張的形容

367
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:25,960
不是真的需要那麼久

368
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,720
下班囉

369
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,040
小唐

370
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,480
別不開心了，笑一笑

371
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,040
妳別理他

372
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,160
他這個人就是嘴賤

373
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,920
果果

374
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,400
幫我開個帳號

375
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,040
什麼？

376
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,760
妳確定？

377
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,120
我要用他最擅長的東西

378
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,440
親自擊敗他

379
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,960
《榮耀》這場比拚

380
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,880
我贏定了

381
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,800
（我們是最佳團隊）

382
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,800
行不行？

383
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,640
-加油
-加油

384
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,400
-加油
-放大呀

385
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,840
-早放大不就好了嗎？
-對啊

386
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,120
-會長好
-會長好

387
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,320
咖啡

388
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:10,760
第十區開服以來
一共出了十二項首殺紀錄

389
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,600
中草堂和霸氣雄圖各拿下四項

390
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,800
而我們藍溪閣公會

391
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,920
暫時只有一項

392
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,440
-開會
-好

393
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,200
照目前這個情況下去

394
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:33,840
恐怕我們離戰隊定下的指標

395
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,360
還有那麼一點點距離

396
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,800
系舟啊

397
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,960
我們不能真的一枝獨秀吧

398
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,680
你怎麼不貼滿呢？

399
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,880
你怎麼不貼滿呢你？

400
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,240
不過好在稀有材料還算富裕

401
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,200
並且會員數也在穩步上漲

402
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,480
今天比昨天新增會員…

403
00:29:58,920 --> 00:29:59,840
82個

404
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,000
{\an8}（活躍成員
今日實時，昨日實時）

405
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,080
你知不知道咱們藍雨戰隊

406
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,760
在整個聯盟排第幾啊？

407
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,720
知不知道兩位數的會員增幅

408
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,320
對不起我們的王牌戰隊？

409
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,840
難道什麼事情都要我親自出馬嗎？

410
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,880
都好好反省一下

411
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,720
（藍雨戰隊）

412
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,920
（《榮耀》，載入中）

413
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,200
（申請添加君莫笑為好友）

414
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,440
幹嘛？

415
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,720
會長，該開會了

416
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,640
再等會

417
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,040
會長，人到齊了

418
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,000
關於第十區公會的建設

419
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,480
各位都有什麼建議啊？

420
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,640
會長

421
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,800
第十區有個高手叫作君莫笑

422
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,520
這幾天拿了三個首殺

423
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,080
而且還沒有加入公會

424
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,040
我們要不要招攬招攬？

425
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,680
開會呢

426
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,800
招攬高手

427
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,880
你們平時不都自稱是高手嗎？

428
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,080
怎麼還需要招攬別人來幫忙啊？

429
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,720
出現了問題不從自己身上找原因

430
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,680
卻想著找外援

431
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,040
都什麼心態啊？

432
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,720
而且這個君莫笑算高手嗎？

433
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,520
他只不過是運氣好罷了

434
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,920
這年頭玩《榮耀》不加公會的
就兩個原因

435
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,240
一，技術有問題，玩得不行

436
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,400
要嘛就是人品有問題

437
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,440
公會不肯要

438
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,960
如果兩個都沒有問題

439
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,240
那就是臥底

440
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,000
（《榮耀》，載入中）

441
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,320
（藍河申請添加您為好友）

442
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,600
藍溪閣？

443
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,680
{\an8}原來是藍雨戰隊的公會啊

444
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,680
天天為職業戰隊打材料

445
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,640
實力雄厚

446
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,040
稀有材料儲備肯定很充足

447
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,600
我的稀有材料

448
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,040
很快就會主動送上門

449
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,240
（君莫笑已同意您的好友申請）

450
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,760
君莫笑加我了

451
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:00,880
君什麼玩意？

452
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,080
加了

453
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,560
你剛說完他是臥底

454
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,760
我說了嗎？

455
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:14,360
開會呢

456
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,080
我剛才說這個君莫笑

457
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,480
可能是臥底的事情啊

458
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,320
是說他可能是

459
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,760
這個結果呢？

460
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,040
要確定了才知道

461
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,320
總而言之

462
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,600
你們都應該跟我學著點

463
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,360
招攬高手怎麼能光動嘴皮子呢？

464
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,840
行動

465
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,080
那才是建立公會的最佳途徑

466
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,560
散會…

467
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:49,720
進來

468
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,800
我跟你說

469
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,160
你看一眼這個數據

470
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,680
幹嘛？還神祕兮兮的

471
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,040
你說他拿了三次首殺又怎麼樣？

472
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,600
不還是被我殺得毫無還手之力

473
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,000
你對決贏了他？

474
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,360
不是，我殺價贏了他

475
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,040
殺價？

476
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,679
招攬高手要講究策略

477
00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:25,840
首先你得搞懂需求

478
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,480
再守住底線

479
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,719
無論什麼樣的高手

480
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,719
都可以一舉拿下

481
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:36,679
我覺得吧

482
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,639
你可能對於招攬這個詞

483
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,400
有點什麼誤會

484
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,560
怎麼了？

485
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,199
一開始明明是好端端的拉攏過程

486
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,280
活生生地被你聊成了一次

487
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,360
高價的僱傭關係交易

488
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,080
你看

489
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,680
兄弟，沒公會啊

490
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,280
要不要考慮加入我們藍溪閣啊？

491
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,120
暫時沒什麼興趣

492
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,200
一開始

493
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,560
你還是非常清楚自己的來意

494
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,560
但是他一上來就拒絕了你

495
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,000
卻又留下了一個目前的開口

496
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,080
讓你覺得還有機會

497
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,520
也是

498
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,000
要了解了解才能下決定嘛

499
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,160
這樣吧，我們要去刷冰霜森林

500
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,280
就缺兄弟你這樣的大神

501
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,800
要不要感受一下
我們藍溪閣的團隊氛圍啊？

502
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,400
你們想挑戰紀錄？

503
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,800
沒那麼大野心，試試看吧

504
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,000
你非常機智地打出了感情牌
來邀請他刷副本

505
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,320
最後也沒有忘記捧他一句高手

506
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,600
至此為止

507
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,760
都堪稱完美的拉攏過程

508
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
但是，從這一句開始

509
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,920
你就完全陷入到了他的節奏當中

510
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,600
試試的話，我就沒什麼興趣了

511
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,000
不…不是試試

512
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,080
兄弟，你也知道

513
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,000
新區的副本紀錄

514
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,480
對每個公會來說都很重要

515
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,080
我們當然也想破紀錄了

516
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,000
可惜，我不是公會的人

517
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,560
體會不到你所說的那種重要性

518
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,800
體會不到重要性，那沒關係

519
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,640
大神，重要的是你知道你想要什麼

520
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,000
紀錄破了，紫裝全部歸你

521
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,160
怎麼樣？

522
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,360
裝備沒興趣

523
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,440
大神，那你對什麼感興趣啊？

524
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,360
稀有材料，有嗎？

525
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,000
挑戰紀錄明明是你的心裡台詞

526
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,760
卻被他搶先說出口

527
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,280
就是要讓你卸下防備

528
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,640
以為你們是統一戰線

529
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,680
但沒想到情況急轉直下

530
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,640
他的拒絕打亂了你的節奏

531
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,360
你一開始慌亂著急

532
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,640
就已經輸了

533
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,000
那必須有啊

534
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,680
你要什麼，我們藍溪閣應有盡有

535
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,640
三十個強力蛛絲

536
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,880
八顆白狼利齒

537
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,040
八根白狼毫

538
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,680
兄弟，你這要價也太狠了吧

539
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,440
你不是說應有盡有嗎？

540
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,640
有是有，但你要這三樣東西

541
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,120
那得撞大運才能拿到

542
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,520
你只能三選一

543
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,640
那就白狼利齒

544
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,320
強力蛛絲你多少意思一點吧

545
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,080
-二十五個怎麼樣？
-我…

546
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,440
他上來就抬高價
是故意給你殺價的空間

547
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,160
讓你自以為佔了便宜

548
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,160
後來他有意在三選一的時候

549
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:51,680
挑選了最便宜的狼牙

550
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,320
就是要讓你覺得他虧了，你賺了

551
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,200
才好進一步以弱者的姿態

552
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,280
讓你勻出一些蛛絲來

553
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,280
這都是他算計好的

554
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,640
你答應給他的

555
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,640
可能比他原本想要的，還要多

556
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,360
防不勝防，我還是被人給套路了

557
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,680
材料還在我們手裡

558
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,560
給不給他，看我們

559
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,280
需要付一部分材料才能進副本

560
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,560
什麼？要先交一部分材料？

561
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,560
先付個首付，刷完再結尾款

562
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,040
會長，咱先別…

563
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,640
給…

564
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,280
你就不能手殘一小會嗎？

565
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,360
咱們藍溪閣那麼多人

566
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,680
還怕他跑了不成啊？

567
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,320
一切都在我的掌握之中

568
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,440
那你們都聽我指揮

569
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,440
好的…好了啊，進副本

570
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,160
大神，我們待會怎麼打？

571
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,480
大神的意思我明白

572
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,960
大神畫這個圈呢

573
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,920
就是代表著我們同心協力的意志

574
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,200
圈內是淨土，圈外是戰場

575
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,800
是這意思吧？

576
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,880
我的意思是

577
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,520
你們待圈裡，不要動

578
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,200
這…

579
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,120
他這是什麼套路啊？

580
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,520
一個人就敢引怪

581
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,800
這是他殺了怪呀？

582
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,160
還是怪吃了他呀？

583
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,640
我去看看

584
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,760
我們要多給高手兄幾分鐘

585
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,400
高手有高手的策略

586
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,760
我們要有我們的氣度

587
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,720
那我們的氣度是…

588
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,720
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