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你把我围巾当抹布啊？

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破的 有补丁的

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可以废物利用的

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-没错啊
-气死我了

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这个围巾很贵的

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另一半呢？

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你说你在这个网吧能干什么呀？

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灯泡也不会换 你收账也要人教

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真是气死我了 你说你真是个废…

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物

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要想留住一个人

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得首先要留住他的心

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怎么留啊？

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两个字

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宠着

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非人类

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超人

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大神

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这大神能来我兴欣网吧

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是我八辈子修来的福气

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你瞧我这暴脾气 这条围巾

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不要了

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下次再买一条

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大过年的

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伤了和气就不值得了

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是不是呀 大神？

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-舒服吗？
-那我继续了

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什么呀？

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这种脏活、粗活

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怎么能让你干呢？

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我来

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老板 这个脏活我来就行了

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-我来
-我来

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咱别伤了和气

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我来

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来

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来张银行卡

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去买一套新衣服啊

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来年穿新衣

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过年行大运

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掉了 我帮你捡

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来 去吧

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我不缺衣服

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你还是留着买围巾吧

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你站住

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去买一套吧

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你看你来回穿这几套
我都看腻了 拿去

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这是命令

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-老板
-走

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走

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走了

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果果 新年快乐

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小唐 新年快乐

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怎么？你不开心啊？

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是不是叶修又惹你生气了？

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被你看出来了

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刚才我又没忍住我的暴脾气

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就说了重话

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结果他到现在都没回来

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小唐 你说

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他不会一走了之吧？

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正常人倒是有可能

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不过他

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我看未必

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大神总是出其不意

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越出格 越大神

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千万别动怒

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凡事都让着他

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你回来了

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这出去还做了发型啊？

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害什么羞呀？都是自己人

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叶修

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你这身衣服

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是什么牌子的？

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这不会是那个

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纯手工制作的意大利品牌吧？

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老娘只敢站在橱窗看看的牌子

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你现在竟然这么买回来了？

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以我的身价

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花这些钱不是应该的吗？

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你真想气死我呀？

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千万别动怒

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凡事都让着他

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算了

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你早就该这么穿了

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穿得特别有气派

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那个 灯泡坏了

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你修一下吧

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大神

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对不起啊 大神

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这个 要不要换身衣服啊？

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这么贵的衣服弄脏了会不好洗啊

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都是身外之物嘛

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你继续

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没关系的

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太好了

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果然换身衣服就是不一样啊

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和之前太不一样了

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之前？

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对呀

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你刚来的时候这也不会那也不会

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-换个灯泡都要查找攻略
-我说你能不能快点？

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每天顾客定点三顿投诉

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比我吃饭都准时

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这…大神 我没有贬低你的意思啊

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我这是在夸你

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好像东西有点多呀

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要不然叫人来帮忙吧

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喂 小姐

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我们小店五公里范围内

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都可以送货上门的

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-是吗？
-真的

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那您帮帮我吧

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-好
-谢谢啊

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沐橙 出大事了

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怎么了？

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你看你还慌慌张张的

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叶修他有点不对劲儿

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他怎么了？

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他早上出去

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买了一件衣服

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回来整个人就跟变了个人似的

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穿得人模人样的

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说话又拿腔拿调

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不是 你说他…

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他不会有个第二人格吧？

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还有这事？

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然后怎么样了？

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然后啊

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然后他就开始摔东西了

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他就一直在那儿…

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各种摔

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他老是在那儿摔东西

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他不会翅膀硬了

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想要远走高飞吧？

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老板 你觉得这两个巧克力

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哪个比较好啊？

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这两个都长得一样
能有什么区别呀？

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即便这包装一样

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可你怎么知道哪个是酒心的

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哪个是果仁的呢？

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算了 等回去把它们包装一拆

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就知道了

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老板 走了

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结账

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好

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那我买个西瓜让他摔吧？

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老板 帮我拿个咖啡吧

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我不喝咖啡

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你不喝总有人喝的

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走了

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还不死心啊？

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我要的东西

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你带了吗？

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我要的东西

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你也未必带了

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借东西也不说声谢谢

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你没有虐待小点吧？

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吃得比你好 睡得比你多

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该锻炼的时候风雨无阻

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该交友的时候到处发帖

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你俩对比下

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它过的那叫天上人间

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你呀

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这就是人间地狱

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每次都举这种例子

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能不能有点创新？

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一句话

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到底什么时候回家？

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看情况

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得空再约吧

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那是多久啊？

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至少

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给个三年

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又来这一套？

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你已经十年没有回家了

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你对我的态度能不能好一点啊？

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好歹我也是你哥呀

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在家才是我哥

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在这儿

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你就是个跟我长得很像的

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废柴

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老板 原来你和沐橙在一起啊

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他跟我笑了

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你看他

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把衣服也给换了

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你说他是不是就不走了？

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你发烧了？

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你才发烧了呢

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我没发烧啊

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你帮我劝劝他吧

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你看他现在这个样子

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一个人在外面肯定不行

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在兴欣网吧至少我还能照顾他

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来 给我

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快去

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这人的情绪也太飘忽不定了

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一会儿臭脸 一会儿笑的

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这么大个人了还要我将就他

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真是丧尽天良

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你刚骂我什么？

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我没骂你呀

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我真没骂你

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我就是这种坏毛病 嘴巴臭

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但是我心地还是很善良的

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真的

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骂得好 有没有更狠的？

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老板

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你干吗呢？

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老板？

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我去

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这什么情况啊？

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不会是影…

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分身？

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叶秋

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我就说嘛

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这杯咖啡有人喝

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双胞胎这种设定

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是不是有点太扯了？

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我说你

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你真的是叶修？

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一直都是

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那个穿西装的

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才是叶秋？

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他盗用我的名字招摇撞骗

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不是一般人能够忍受的

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以前我猜你一定是个

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心地善良的女孩子

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但见了之后

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我才知道

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你的美貌和善良是并存的

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说吧 这次来

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是不是又想把他带回家？

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不是啊

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我是来看看我哥需不需要我帮忙

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那就好

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就算他使出十八般武艺

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捆也好 绑也罢

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你都不会走的

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对吧？

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他要是有这能耐

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还需要等到今天吗？

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我知道

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他肯定在外面惹了不少麻烦

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我专门来帮他处理

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他倒很自信

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到头来被处理的还不是他？

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我哥在外面太苦了

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我很担心他

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我弟在家待不下去了

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想拉我当替补

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我哥从小就被我照顾

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我弟从小就被我套路

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他初中就早恋

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女孩儿追到手没几天

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就把人家给甩了

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之后你知道吗？

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还是靠我…

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你笑什么？

260
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可我怎么记得

261
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,000
早恋的人是你啊？

262
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,840
我冒充他去跟他女友提分手

263
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,080
他女友没分清楚我们兄弟俩

264
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,360
最后同意了

265
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:36,920
我爸还因此

266
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,840
奖励了我一台游戏机呢

267
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怎么办呢？

268
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,960
那也得选择原谅他呀

269
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不和好还能怎样

270
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,240
演又演不过我

271
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,120
打又打不过我

272
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我现在就是希望我哥能过得好一点

273
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那我就安心了

274
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你哥现在过得挺好的

275
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虽然退役了

276
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但那个老板

277
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又帮你哥新建了个战队呢

278
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,200
新建战队？

279
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,079
难怪不回家呢

280
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,520
我是说 我要去谢谢她

281
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,480
老板 咱们战队最缺的是什么？

282
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当然是这个了

283
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,960
那就准备迎财神吧

284
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等等

285
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,200
你刚刚说要投…

286
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,720
投什么来着？

287
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,840
投资你的网吧

288
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,000
收购或入股

289
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,720
看老板你接受哪种形式了

290
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,000
别跟我开玩笑了 叶总

291
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,080
我这儿就是个小破吧台

292
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,480
也不是什么谈判桌

293
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,480
老板

294
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,920
我是很认真地在跟你谈合作

295
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,400
你看看你

296
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,240
总裁气阀又漏了吧

297
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,200
你就不能收着收着

298
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,160
适应一下我们平民的生活吗？

299
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,440
叶总啊 收什么购呀？

300
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,240
我这儿有啥值钱的呀？

301
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,040
只有100多台破电脑

302
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,520
来 喝水

303
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,440
这些无形资产

304
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:33,720
挺值钱的了

305
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,800
无形资产？

306
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,240
说我呢？

307
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,000
总裁夸人就是不一样啊

308
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,240
用的都是专业术语

309
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,560
是你的战队

310
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,400
如果真能成功

311
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,440
兴欣这个名字价值

312
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,400
可以说是无可限量

313
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,160
我投资的是你网吧的未来

314
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,440
哪里是这区区100台电脑啊？

315
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,120
陈老板

316
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,960
你真要投？

317
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,560
当然

318
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,240
不过在这单生意成立之前

319
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,400
我有一个微不足道的条件

320
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,920
你都快成我股东了

321
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,400
有什么好见外的呀？尽管说

322
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,240
我哥那边

323
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,560
你能放手吗？

324
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,200
放手？

325
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,520
你让我炒了你哥呀？

326
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,400
这个稍微有点…

327
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,320
你想要什么补偿

328
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,040
我都可以尽量满足

329
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,480
补偿谈不上

330
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,600
就是你也知道你哥那双臭手

331
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,040
碰什么坏什么

332
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:07,960
我跟你说啊

333
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,960
就他进来的这几个月

334
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,360
弄坏的东西都快赶上

335
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,320
我这网吧半年的利润了

336
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,600
行 你报个价

337
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,240
我按原价赔

338
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,680
这怎么好意思呢？

339
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,160
这个数够吧？

340
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,440
够 相当够

341
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,720
你真舍得呀？

342
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,840
这么想把你哥带回家？

343
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,320
我这次

344
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,160
是奉我爸的命令来的

345
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,120
我总不能空手而归呀

346
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,360
你的心情我能理解

347
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,880
但是有个情况吧

348
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,200
你可能还不太清楚

349
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,640
你哥现在在《荣耀》

350
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,560
那叫一个吃得开呀

351
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,320
用一呼百应啊

352
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,240
都不为过

353
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,080
公会里全都是他的粉丝

354
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,120
包括那几个土豪

355
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,960
个个抢着做他的老板

356
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,040
所以呀 叶总

357
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,640
你光收买我一个还不够

358
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,960
你得想法儿把公会解散了

359
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,800
算了

360
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,680
我说 肯定也不合适

361
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,200
我已经是你的老板了

362
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,720
说吧

363
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,960
没错 那我就跟你说了

364
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:11,800
管他公会的账号卡就在他屋里

365
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,440
那个

366
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,680
你怎么在这儿啊？

367
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,560
有事吗？

368
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,920
要是对《荣耀》感兴趣的话

369
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,960
我可以帮你注册啊

370
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,560
不过

371
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,720
你那本书对你来说太难了

372
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,320
我有更好的入门教材

373
00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,960
不用了

374
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:04,640
也是

375
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,920
《荣耀》还得自己上手才行

376
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,480
你知道《荣耀》是一人一卡吗？

377
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,400
所以呢

378
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,200
账号卡对玩家来说就像命一样

379
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,160
哪天你要是真的注册了

380
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,400
一定要记得把账号卡放好

381
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,240
最好是别人拿不到的地方

382
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,440
走了

383
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,600
别人拿不到的地方？

384
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240
地方

385
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,120
地方

386
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,200
叶总 你爬那么高干吗呢？

387
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,720
闲着没事

388
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,240
检查一下卫生死角

389
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,800
太脏了

390
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,280
那正好

391
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,280
床底下有箱饮料

392
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,400
你帮我搬下去吧

393
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,320
太沉了 我搬不动

394
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,760
饮料？

395
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,240
可我刚在床下没看到啊

396
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,960
你再看看

397
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,440
谢谢啊

398
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,000
哪有什么饮料啊？

399
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,600
找到了

400
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,040
疼

401
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,720
没想到他人气还挺高

402
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,640
高手兄 你终于上线了

403
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,680
正好有事想找你商量

404
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,920
最近公会人数扩充太多

405
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,800
老人跟新人摩擦不断

406
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,080
我们要不要采取点对策

407
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,040
来安定下军心啊？

408
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,240
聊的就是这个

409
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,720
来得正好

410
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:13,880
当然有必要

411
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,440
从管理学角度分析

412
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,440
目前兴欣公会的最大问题

413
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,880
就是会员之间点能力分配不均

414
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,360
导致最终在分配上产生了倾斜

415
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,600
高手兄啊

416
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,240
你怎么说话突然变正经了？

417
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,040
看来还得再皮一点

418
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,320
{\an8}要解决只能从根本入手的说

419
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,120
那…

420
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,840
您的意思是？

421
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:45,960
先解散

422
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,520
等时机成熟了

423
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,680
再另招一批能力相对稳定的

424
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,160
这…

425
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,800
这公会才刚建立就要解散

426
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,080
那以后在第十区还怎么混啊？

427
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,440
后果我来负责

428
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,640
总之先解散

429
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:00,880
一个都别留

430
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,800
有什么以后再说

431
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,160
那至少要发点遣散红包吧

432
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,000
不然群里会乱套的

433
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,040
行 你报个金额给我

434
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,520
我现在就转给你

435
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,040
好 我这就解散

436
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,640
窝点已捣毁

437
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,520
看你还怎么在《荣耀》里当山大王

438
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,160
这回我一定要带你回家

439
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,120
从现在开始

440
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,360
也该有个了结了

441
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,240
怎么 你放弃了？

442
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,440
你觉得我是这样的人吗？

443
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:51,960
你说这个位置

444
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,200
以后会挂上谁的海报啊？

445
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,040
这可不好说

446
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,160
不过我可以断定

447
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,840
这是你最后一次来这里

448
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,560
你说得对

449
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,160
恐怕想来

450
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,440
都没有机会了

451
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:14,960
机会随时都有

452
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,960
只要你愿意出力

453
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,440
喂 你怎么不搬啊？

454
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:25,600
以你的酒量

455
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,160
这些足够了

456
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,480
这是第一次有人陪我过新年

457
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,560
-来 干杯
-来 干杯

458
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,480
大吉大利

459
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,400
新春快乐

460
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,480
岁岁平安

461
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,440
早点回家

462
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,680
新年快乐 来

463
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,440
来 这杯我敬你

464
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,080
多谢你的慷慨

465
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,880
让咱们战队上上下下过了个好年

466
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,480
啊？

467
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,480
怎么回事？

468
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,760
你说让我迎财神

469
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,680
怎么个迎法呀？

470
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,280
套路富二代最简单的方法

471
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,640
就是跟他们谈钱

472
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,400
你弟找东西不行啊

473
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,880
你不是说他贼精吗？

474
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,000
我进去提点他一下

475
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,360
好

476
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,360
拿着

477
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,000
怎么样？

478
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,880
叶总 床底下有箱饮料

479
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,280
你帮我搬下去吧

480
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,760
找到了

481
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,680
这么说

482
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,320
你们一直都在套路我？

483
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,560
你主动送上门了

484
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,960
我们也不好意思拒绝嘛

485
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,040
都是你出的主意吧？

486
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,080
叶修啊叶修

487
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,760
我说你啊…

488
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,800
这么就

489
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,800
-醉了？
-一杯倒

490
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,600
十年前就这样

491
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160
十年后还这样

492
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,160
你没事吧？

493
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,760
今天大家都累了

494
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,000
忙了一天了

495
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,120
我把这小子抬走

496
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,440
-你们俩也早点儿休息啊
-衣服

497
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,840
果然是一样的DNA

498
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,360
原来一样弱爆了

499
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,360
新年快乐！

500
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,480
幼稚

501
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,200
保持初心

502
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,360
才能笑口常开嘛

503
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,760
大年初一 大吉大利

504
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,280
来 讨个彩头吧

505
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,400
给你的红包

506
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,480
幼稚

507
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,320
从来都是我给别人发红包

508
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,360
那是你的规则

509
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,480
这在我的地盘

510
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,840
我说了算

511
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,720
你们哥俩真是天差地别

512
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,120
你哥抢红包从来都不会手软

513
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,240
来 沐橙 给你的

514
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,680
谢谢老板

515
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,040
老板 祝你财源广进

516
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,000
生意兴隆啊

517
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,160
看来这里…

518
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,720
-年年有今日 岁岁有今朝
-也没我想的那么糟

519
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,080
什么东西？

520
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,400
你哥给你的

521
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,560
整我的？

522
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,960
人特意给你的礼物

523
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,240
他什么时候变得这么肉麻？

524
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,960
你以为就你一个人变了？

525
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,800
这些年他也变了不少

526
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:45,960
除了酒量

527
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,040
昨天晚上你根本没醉

528
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,200
对吗？

529
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,520
他离家这么久

530
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,080
还以为我跟以前一样

531
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,440
一杯倒吗？

532
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,320
所以你才装醉

533
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,960
不至于让场面难看

534
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,880
为的就是让大家过个好年？

535
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,800
没你想的那么高尚

536
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,440
你们人多力量大

537
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,320
我这叫识时务者为俊杰

538
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,920
你这叫嘴硬

539
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,040
他人呢？

540
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:19,760
都不好意思出来送我？

541
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,920
你哥这会儿在天台修水管呢

542
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,120
你确定不是越修越错

543
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,400
越帮越忙吗？

544
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:51,800
喂

545
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:53,960
你什么意思啊？

546
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,360
越修越错？越帮越忙？

547
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,160
你还需要我怎么确定？

548
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,120
好啊

549
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,080
那咱今天就有冤报冤 有仇报仇

550
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,560
把这十年的账彻底给结了

551
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,840
臭小子 我会怕你吗？

552
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,600
家里有福不享

553
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,000
跑这儿来做苦工

554
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,480
你还真是有骨气

555
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,480
还不是为了把父亲留给你？

556
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,240
别白费了我一番苦心

557
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,440
苦心都是用来套路我的吧？

558
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,320
还真是辛苦你了

559
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,239
那你一直配合我的套路

560
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,880
也挺辛苦的

561
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,760
如果不是因为你的套路

562
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,679
我也不会变成现在这样

563
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,159
不就是衣服湿了吗？

564
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:23,400
我们网吧有烘干机

565
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,840
别装蒜 我是说当年

566
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,400
那时候去夏令营的明明是我

567
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:33,080
算了吧你

568
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,880
一个为了变形金刚去夏令营的人

569
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,560
能成多大事？

570
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,120
还是好好在家做你的总裁吧

571
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,560
我受不了了

572
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,239
不让我玩变形金刚

573
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,040
我也不想再待在这里了

574
00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:57,200
我要去夏令营

575
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:02,880
你在干吗呀？

576
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
收拾东西呢？

577
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,240
去哪儿 参加学校活动啊？

578
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,400
刚刚老师通知我们去集训

579
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,440
是王老师通知的 对吧？

580
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,880
对 就是王老师

581
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:20,560
那就奇怪了

582
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,920
你说这王老师都已经辞职了

583
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,840
还通知你去学校集训呢？

584
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,560
哥 这些都是你最喜欢的东西

585
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,760
还有你攒的钱

586
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,560
都要给我呀？

587
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:47,960
当然了

588
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,880
你可是我亲弟弟

589
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,320
我不给你给谁呀？

590
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,320
叶秋 你下来一下

591
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:00,960
快走吧 我帮你弄

592
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,480
儿子 来 过来

593
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,080
爸

594
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,720
别难过了

595
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,760
变形金刚坏了就算了

596
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,000
爸给你买了新礼物

597
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:20,960
谢谢 爸

598
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,720
你不是喜欢看外国电影吗？

599
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,240
首先要学好英语 对不对？

600
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,040
对

601
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,040
哥哥

602
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,240
（落款人：你的哥）

603
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,480
糟了

604
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,360
混蛋 把我行李还回来！

605
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,400
我为了变形金刚

606
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,640
你又好到哪去？

607
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:54,600
还不是为了打《荣耀》

608
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,800
我这可不是一般的玩

609
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,720
职业选手懂吗？

610
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,840
不懂

611
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,440
你们总裁都只数钱

612
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,480
不学习的？

613
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,400
可你已经退役了

614
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:11,080
退役了又怎么样？

615
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,520
不过从头再来罢了

616
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,080
体育精神 懂吗？

617
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,520
怎么从头再来 建战队？

618
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,640
对

619
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,600
建战队哪那么容易啊？

620
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,160
当总裁容易吗？

621
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,840
你知道我在说什么

622
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,960
现在跟以前不一样了

623
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,120
电竞这个行业已经完全地商业化了

624
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,840
想建战队

625
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,160
资金、资源、人脉

626
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,640
缺一项都不行

627
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,600
你真的准备好了吗？

628
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,360
再说了

629
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,280
建战队也不是一个人的事啊

630
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,960
不管你想不想

631
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,000
都会牵连到很多人的人生

632
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,240
只靠梦想已经玩不转了

633
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,680
还有很多现实问题需要考虑

634
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:15,640
我知道

635
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,000
给你的 记得穿

636
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,640
好了

637
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,320
该说的我也说了

638
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,760
家里那边我会暂时替你瞒过去

639
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,600
但今后怎么样

640
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,120
我就管不了了

641
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,320
这个《荣耀》玩了这么多年

642
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,000
早没有新鲜感了

643
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,440
你都玩不腻的吗？

644
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,640
《荣耀》

645
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,600
再玩十年我也不会腻

646
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:16,720
走了

647
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:42,880
拜拜

648
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,240
-开车
-好

649
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,600
总算走了

650
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,080
比你还难搞呀

651
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,000
我哥真的很难搞吗？

652
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,360
等一下

653
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,080
我说你是叶秋还是叶修啊？

654
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,240
秋秋

655
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,720
秋秋？

656
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,200
你是叶秋我还是修修呢

657
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,280
骗谁呢？

658
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,240
智商在线

659
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,760
就不能买个新的吗？

660
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,680
还修这个老古董

661
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,080
叶修 还想套路我？