1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,128 - [Nisha] They're all available? - [Graham] Beauty. 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,838 Available for what? 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,673 - You guys all know I'm a shutterbug right? 4 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,051 Have you seen my website, Instagraham? 5 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,802 Yeah. No, we tried to look you up on Instagram. 6 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,930 - [Graham] No, no. - No, no. "Instagraham" 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,723 like his name. There's an H. 8 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,935 - H. I used to only wanna photograph birds of prey. 9 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,311 And then I met your mom 10 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,272 and she got me turned on to humans. 11 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,233 - Well. - [imitates shutter clicking] 12 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,486 We have a surprise. 13 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,321 - Please don't get married. - Dawn. 14 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,615 Oh, no, no. Don't worry. Don't worry, kids. 15 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,619 I'm not trying to hitch my cart to the family mule. 16 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,538 Oh, you. 17 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:39,623 Oh, my God. Actually, gave me some goose bumps. 18 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,542 He's starting a portrait business 19 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,335 and he wants to shoot us first. 20 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,628 Shoot me now. 21 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,129 I just need some beautiful photos 22 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,131 of a beautiful family for my ads. 23 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,300 [flute playing] 24 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,307 Mommy, Daddy, look what Corey gave me to keep forever. 25 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,184 Wow, Corey. 26 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,811 That's gonna be in our house now. 27 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,980 - Yeah. - [flute playing] 28 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,065 [Astrid] During the first years of your child's life, 29 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,109 you are their everything. 30 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,361 [James] Yes. But at a certain point, your kids get inspired 31 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,656 by classmates, friends, TV, video games, 32 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,491 bleh, cousins. 33 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,618 [Astrid] And that's it. They are no longer yours. 34 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,412 But, hey, at least it's a two-way street. 35 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,039 Corey said that Viv advised him to hold his breath 36 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,125 until I let him try cotton candy. 37 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,294 - Yeah. - That is Viv. Yeah. 38 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,921 She got a coloring book out of Mom using that one. 39 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,339 You weren't there. It was scary. 40 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,842 [flute continues playing] 41 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,011 [James] Hey, Viv, I bet Corey will get a big kick 42 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,846 out of borrowing your tambourine. 43 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,514 [gasps] Wonderful. 44 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,684 [theme music playing] 45 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,361 Corey thinks Felix seems withdrawn. 46 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:55,240 I asked him if he wanted to fly my drone and he was... 47 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,284 - unresponsive. - Oh, yeah. 48 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,204 He's been a little sad since his friend, Ab, moved away. 49 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,955 I fell in my face while putting on pants this morning. 50 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,332 He barely cracked a smile. 51 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:04,708 Really? 52 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,460 It's so funny when you hurt yourself, 53 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,880 Felix is a quiet, sensitive child. 54 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,008 [deep voice] Uh-doy. Thanks, Dawn, for explaining my firstborn to me. 55 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,469 What should I feed him? Dirt and feathers? 56 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:18,138 Okay. You know, I'm actually gonna check on him right now. 57 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:20,557 Maybe also take a peek at that drone, Corey. 58 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:23,894 [Nisha] Terrible news. My friend, Brenda, 59 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,896 with the varicose veins is in crisis. 60 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,524 - Who? - Brenda. Skinny head, 61 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,235 bushy eyebrows. She needs my emotional support. 62 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,237 Did she overhear you describing her? 63 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,239 She is being sued by her condo board. 64 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,158 But I have so many things to pick up for this photo shoot. 65 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,118 Can I count on you girls to take over? 66 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:43,038 Well, sadly, I have work and kids. 67 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,665 And tomorrow I'm taking Corey 68 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,124 to the botanical garden after school. 69 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,086 But then, yes, after, I can get the stuff. 70 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,672 Oh, I can always count on you, darling. 71 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,550 It's mostly just a tripod, some lenses, 72 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,593 - and a few taxidermy animals. - What? 73 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,720 And, oh, yeah, the theme is maroon. 74 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,639 And make sure you cover the upholstery 75 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,932 in your car with something. 76 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,726 They may be dead but those talons still have some fight. 77 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,395 Thank you. Thank you. 78 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,648 [playful music playing] 79 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,781 Felix, why don't you eat those uh, those happy pancakes? 80 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,782 We gotta go. 81 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,450 The face reminds me of Ab. 82 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,244 He smiled like this all the time. 83 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:24,538 Yeah. I know you miss Ab, honey. 84 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,125 Do your--do your other friends miss him, too? 85 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,294 Ab was my only friend. 86 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,671 - Ha... - [Viv] Felix, 87 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,423 how do you like my warts? 88 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,091 That's funny. 89 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,468 Viv, eat your warts. We gotta go. 90 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:39,595 - Mom? - Yeah? 91 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,430 Can I bring Metal Man to school? 92 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:44,057 Uh, yeah. Sure. Of course you can, bud. 93 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:46,852 [Felix] Thank you. 94 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,397 Hey, Felix, what do you say we skip the bus today 95 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,399 and you ride with me to school? 96 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,067 - Sure. - Yeah? 97 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,153 You, me, and Ennis, three cool guys. 98 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,654 If he starts telling dating stories, 99 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,906 we'll just remind him that you're nine. 100 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:01,366 [playful music playing] 101 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,291 [Ennis] Oh, the sounds of children playing. 102 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,667 It's making my eyes water. 103 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,044 The frequency's too high or something. 104 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:13,420 Let's get out of here. Hey, have a good day, Felix. 105 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:14,796 Just give me one second. 106 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,632 Hey, listen to me. I wanna tell you something. 107 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:17,925 I know you're sad about Ab. 108 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,676 You're a great kid. 109 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,637 I know you're gonna make new friends. 110 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,473 But I don't know how. 111 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,767 Just say hi. Just start a conversation. 112 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,185 This Metal Man is an icebreaker. 113 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,312 Guys love talking about action men. 114 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,022 Including girls. Girls are also guys. 115 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,649 Everybody's guys. 116 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,317 Okay. Come here. You got this. Love you. 117 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,277 [Felix] I love you, too. 118 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,362 You got this, kiddo. 119 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,364 Bye, Dad. 120 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,786 [Ennis] Oh. 121 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,789 Is it like that every day? It's like he's going off to war. 122 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,791 He's fighting the battle of loneliness. 123 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,584 A war that'll last your whole life. 124 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:55,504 [sighs] After I give you a lift, I got a front row ticket 125 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,089 to a Pixar movie. 126 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,469 What are you guys talking? 127 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:03,428 [James] They look a little old, buddy. 128 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,722 How can you tell? They all look seven to me. 129 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:06,974 Hey, why are we still here? 130 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,767 I just wanna see how he interacts with other kids. 131 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,144 How much of raising your kid is just spying on them? 132 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:12,479 Ten percent. 133 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,357 - [Ennis] What? - Hey. Hey. Check that kid out. 134 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,693 Be better. Not cool, bro. 135 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,111 You know, I kind of feel like this is what you'll be doing 136 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,571 if you were a ghost. 137 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,948 [James] I'll not be haunting my son. 138 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,449 I'd travel. I'd see the world. 139 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,577 [scoffs] You don't think that's worse? 140 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,912 Lonely ghost dad backpacking through Europe. 141 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,456 [James] Oh, not The Buddy-Bench. 142 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,001 - Come on. - What is The Buddy-Bench? 143 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,335 It's a bench. They put kids on the bench 144 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,879 and it means you're supposed to play with the kids 145 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,213 but it's actually the kiss of death. 146 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:40,132 Oh, yeah. The Buddy Bench. 147 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,468 [James] Oh, now, they got this momo with him. 148 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:45,137 Do you believe they put this kid with my kid? 149 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,139 Oh, here we go. This looks promising. 150 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,307 [Ennis] Yeah. 151 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:50,434 [James] [gasps] 152 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,144 What? 153 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,645 Are you serious? 154 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,398 [Ennis] Hey. Hey, kid. Come here. Come here. 155 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,608 - See that boy? - Okay. 156 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:58,942 - You see that boy right there? - Maybe don't do this. 157 00:05:59,026 --> 00:05:59,902 - It's not the best look. - Huh? 158 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,945 Hey. Back away from the fence. 159 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,197 - Just include him. - All right. Okay. 160 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,740 Hey, you know, not everybody's good at ball hockey! 161 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,366 - Sir. - Some lunches just smell different. 162 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,576 - [woman] Sir. - You're projecting, buddy. 163 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,036 - Okay. [James] Bye, bye, bye. 164 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,537 - There's the whistle. Come on. - We're going. 165 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,789 Now, are you sure you have maroon? 166 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,082 I don't know. Is this maroon? 167 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,959 - That's more of an oxblood. - What is with the maroon? 168 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,836 Why are we doing this? Are we having a photo shoot 169 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,296 - or are we in a cult? - It's part of the vision, 170 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,631 which means I have to make it happen. 171 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,300 By the way, you were right about Felix not making friends. 172 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,635 Oh, I recognize the signs. 173 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,802 Because of Corey? 174 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,387 [Dawn] What? No. 175 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,556 Corey is the Zack Morris of his Montessori. 176 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,058 He's a great conversationalist 177 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,185 and I'm actively working on a sense of humor. 178 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,521 Oh, you are? 179 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,563 You are. 180 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:37,689 How? 181 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,900 By making flashcards of New Yorker cartoons. 182 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,235 He has five seconds to capture each one. 183 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,694 Oh, yeah. That's how Kevin Hart did it. 184 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:43,654 Who? 185 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 I just wish I could help Felix. 186 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,282 I don't really know how 187 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:49,576 'cause I felt like I had loads of friends growing up. 188 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:50,744 [Dawn] You did. 189 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,579 And I had the pleasure of living in your shadow. 190 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,581 Come on. You had friends-ish. 191 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,083 Well, mom was my friend. 192 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,753 And I was very well liked at... 193 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,088 the orthodontist. 194 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,714 Well, you give a dentist eight grand, 195 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,341 they're not not gonna like you. 196 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,093 [Astrid] Oh. 197 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,136 Field hockey jersey. Number three. 198 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,930 Number three. Number three. 199 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,056 Remember? 200 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,101 I remember trying to wash that thing. Oh. 201 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,103 Making sure your shin pads were in your bag. 202 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,856 Holding you back when you screamed at the ref. 203 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,607 There's no maroon here. 204 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,192 I'll just go shopping for everyone. 205 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,777 Okay. Oh, God. 206 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,445 Those refs were so scared of me. 207 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,114 It was wonderful. 208 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:30,284 [upbeat music playing] 209 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,327 Felix, did you remember 210 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,579 to bring Metal Man back from school? 211 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,955 Oh, my new friend, Gus, borrowed him. 212 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,999 - Gus. - You have a friend. 213 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,709 - A friend. A new friend. - What is he like? 214 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,546 Well, he's a guy. He's funny and cool. 215 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:43,881 - Good. - Love him. 216 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,299 - Good. - Sounds--he's both of them. 217 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,800 He sounds really good. 218 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,427 Why don't you--why don't you maybe invite him 219 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,595 over this weekend for a play date? 220 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,013 - Okay. I'll ask him. - [James] Yeah. 221 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,307 Okay. And, and, and if he says that he can't, 222 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,892 it's 'cause he's got other plans. 223 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,935 It's not 'cause of you because you're fantastic. 224 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,604 Be cool. Be cool. 225 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,690 [playful music playing] 226 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:09,031 Come on. I'll show you my room. 227 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,325 Oh, James, Gus is here. 228 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,868 - Hey. Hi. - I didn't hear you come in. 229 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:14,369 How are you? 230 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:15,329 Your parents still here? We'd love to meet them. 231 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,455 They had to jet. 232 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,248 They're presidents of companies. 233 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,000 Are you guys presidents of anything? 234 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,462 We're presidents of this house. [chuckles] 235 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,380 My dad is the president of Adidas. 236 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,008 - Yeah. - The sports brand. 237 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,344 - Okay. - His mom is the president 238 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,971 of the ice cream that is three ice creams. 239 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,890 His mom is the president of Neapolitan ice cream. 240 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,642 His family is very big into stripes. 241 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,353 - Apparently. - Anyhoo, welcome to our home. 242 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,854 How much is it worth? 243 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,439 [James] The home? 244 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,900 Yeah, I'm not sure how much the home is worth. 245 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,735 But you know what is worth noting? 246 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,195 Spaghetti for dinner. 247 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,405 - Spaghetti's puke. - [laughs] 248 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,283 He always says puke. 249 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,036 It's his word for stuff that's dumb and bad. 250 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,872 I can see how that's a good joke. 251 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,667 [flute playing] 252 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,085 Recorders are for babies. 253 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,962 Yeah. They're for babies. 254 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,715 Spaghetti is not puke. 255 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:11,093 [upbeat music playing] 256 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,053 Okay. So, you have your maroon shirt. 257 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,513 Now, I have to go see a man named Chet 258 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,640 about more dramatic taxidermy, 259 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,934 unless you can swing by en route to the park. 260 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:21,103 Our car is kind of full without a fox corpse. 261 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,229 Can you do it? 262 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,689 - No problem. - [James] Heads up. 263 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,065 Gus has asked if we have 264 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,775 parental controls on our internet. 265 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:29,528 - Oh, my God. - Oh, how's Felix's new friend? 266 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,029 He told me I was cute and then asked how big 267 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,447 the diamond was on my ring. 268 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,032 He's precocious. 269 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:35,909 He told me that Felix gave him Metal Man, 270 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,744 which, uh, is impossible, 271 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:40,038 but he's got Felix wrapped around his little puke finger. 272 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,456 Oh. 273 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,750 Could I cut my shirt like Felix's? 274 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,461 What do you mean like Felix's? Felix, get down here. 275 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:47,796 [kids laughing] 276 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,216 - [James] Hey. - Felix, what did you do 277 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,759 - to your shirt? - Oh, me and Gus 278 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,845 made it a tank top. I wear tank tops now. 279 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,555 That was for the photo shoot. 280 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,265 Oh, I didn't know. 281 00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,933 No, no. It's fine sweetie. 282 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:02,519 Just another stop along the way. 283 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,188 I'll go do that now. 284 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,272 Dawn. 285 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,276 Felix wants me to sleep over. 286 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,444 Ooh. 287 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,362 James. 288 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:16,033 He looked so sad yesterday. Now, look at him. 289 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,038 - You have to ask your parents. - I already did. 290 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,831 - Puke-arama. - Puke-arama. 291 00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:25,459 - [groans] Pounding. - Oh, I hate it. 292 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,421 [Astrid] So, Gus' dad seemed pretty enthusiastic 293 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:31,381 when I called to confirm the sleepover. 294 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:34,510 Apparently, Gus already had his PJs packed in his backpack. 295 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,053 Convenient, no? 296 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,554 What are you suggesting that Gus' family 297 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,056 is running some sort of sleepover grift? 298 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,474 Oh, I think they made dinner reservations 299 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,184 before they even dropped him off. 300 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,937 He's mean and he taught me how to do this. 301 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,438 Stop. No, don't do that. 302 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,524 [James] Listen, honey, just don't hang out 303 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,234 with Felix's friend anymore and work on your recorder case, 304 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,818 okay? Okay. 305 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,492 Ab was so sweet with his "pweese" and his "thank you." 306 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,744 Boys are just jerks when they're together sometimes. 307 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,081 Um, do you think that I saddled Dawn 308 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,499 with too much work for this photo shoot? 309 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,501 I feel like she's done like everything. 310 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,919 What do you mean? Didn't she offer? 311 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,256 As much as I'd love to stay and help you 312 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,341 with that absolute troll, 313 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,344 I really feel like I should go give her a hand. 314 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,180 - [Gus] Oh, yeah. - [kids laughing] 315 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:21,849 Go. 316 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,851 Remember the sacrifice I made for you here today. 317 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,228 Don't tell me what to do. 318 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,606 [upbeat music playing] 319 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,941 I love you. 320 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,693 Thank you. 321 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,949 Okay. I get it. You're mad at me 322 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,076 because I left you to do all the shopping. 323 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,411 I'm not mad. 324 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,371 Well, you're making me carry these. 325 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,957 Well, Chet said to keep them out of the sun. 326 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,043 We couldn't just leave them in the car. 327 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,795 Look, Felix didn't have a friend 328 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,422 and then he had too much friend, 329 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,132 and Viv had a school assignment, and Andrew was... 330 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,800 Yeah. Of course. You're busy. 331 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,511 You do what you gotta do and I do the rest. 332 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,430 That's always been our deal. 333 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,390 Always is a little much, no? 334 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,851 I mean, it's just one dumb to-do list for Mom. 335 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,270 After her divorce, who helped Mom with the cleaning, 336 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,105 the laundry, the house repairs? 337 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,774 Oh, my God, Dawn. I fixed the bathroom door that one time. 338 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,193 It's fine. You were younger. 339 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,652 Mom needed help, so that was my job. 340 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,655 It wasn't your job, all right? 341 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,782 You just held us together like an awkward 342 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,035 teen butler because you're amazing. 343 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,786 And I, I don't think I appreciated it then 344 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,371 but I see it now. 345 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,291 Look, the color scheme is stupid and you've done enough. 346 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,959 So, I'm gonna call Mom and I'll just tell her to forget it. 347 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,753 Good luck. 348 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,338 [line ringing] 349 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,215 Hello? Nisha here. 350 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,549 [Astrid] Cute. 351 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:38,967 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 352 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:40,302 It's Graham. Here you go. 353 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,387 - [Nisha] Hello? - Should I call back later? 354 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,722 [Nisha] Oh, no, Beta. 355 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,682 He's gonna be here all night. 356 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,434 [growls, barks] 357 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,102 - Oh, my God. - [Nisha] Oh, stop. 358 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:50,812 We're having a wonderful time together. 359 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,856 Hey, listen, I'm gonna go check that wasp nest. 360 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,566 You can talk. I think it's getting bigger 361 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,693 and I don't want my cinnamon bun getting stung. 362 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,780 No. I don't want my little cream puff getting stung. 363 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,657 - [Graham] Nasty. - I think Graham's finding it 364 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,075 awkward to get in with the family. 365 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,952 - Yeah. We're all feeling that way. 366 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,246 [Nisha] I know he seems like a big, tough, muscular guy 367 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,290 and he is, but he's also a very muscular artist 368 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,667 that I picked up. 369 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,002 Well, that's great. 370 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,838 He's a lucky guy. Okay. 371 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,714 So, why maroon? 372 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,550 Oh, you remember that maroon quilt 373 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,926 that I used to wrap you girls up in? 374 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,135 Well, I think of that blanket 375 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:23,846 whenever I think of my love for my family. 376 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,431 I'm grateful my girls are helping me with this. 377 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:28,475 Yeah. Of course, Mom. Yes. 378 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,310 - We'll see you tomorrow. - [Nisha] Okay. Bye. 379 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,814 [Dawn] Ah! What do you think? 380 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,607 Does it come in maroon? 381 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,901 I'm still buying it. 382 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:39,736 [James] Felix! 383 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,822 [kids laughing] 384 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,118 Can I help you? 385 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,078 May I speak with Felix, please? 386 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,705 I'll see if he's in. 387 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,836 Gus says you wanted to see me. 388 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:59,256 - Yeah. - Is there a problem, gentlemen? 389 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,598 Did you put Viv's recorder in the toilet? 390 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:08,557 Just for a second. 391 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,392 It doesn't matter how many seconds. 392 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,977 We're starting a prank show. 393 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,770 Viv will get paid when it blows up. 394 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,397 Okay. Be honest with me. 395 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,733 Is Gus pressuring you to act like him? 396 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,401 Just wink or nod 397 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,570 or do nothing and I will find a reason to send him home. 398 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,697 No. He's staying. 399 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,116 He's gonna show me how to make fireworks. 400 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,914 - [Gus] Okay. Let's do this. - [Felix] Let's do this. 401 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,917 [kids laughing] 402 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,756 Tomorrow's gonna be a nightmare. 403 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,634 - I'm already grumpy. - It's already tomorrow. 404 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,803 [door opens] 405 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,140 - What's the Wi-Fi password? [All] Go to bed! 406 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,975 Go to bed! 407 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,603 [door closes] 408 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,689 [playful music playing] 409 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,569 [James] I think I got maybe an hour of sleep last night. 410 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,570 [Astrid] We can do this. 411 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,364 - I believe in us. - Uh-huh. 412 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,033 Yup, yup, yup. All we have to do is let light reflect 413 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,911 off our bodies into a camera and we'll be good. 414 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,246 Are you awake enough to drive? 415 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,413 I'll be fine once we get there. 416 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,832 Okay. I'll see you out there. Hey, Felix, let's go. 417 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,501 Time to get ready. Get some clothes on, buddy. 418 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,585 What? 419 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,212 What'd you do? 420 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,880 It wasn't us. 421 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,050 Felix, go wash that off. We don't have time for this. 422 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,718 We tried already. 423 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,428 What, what do you-- this is permanent marker? 424 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,931 Gus thinks a ghost did it. 425 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,933 I felt an energy last night. 426 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,310 Do you feel an energy right now, my dude? 427 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,979 He's not lying. 428 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,523 - Yes. He's lying. - He's lying. 429 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,567 - He's a liar, man. - This guy's a liar. 430 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,527 He's been lying ever since he stepped foot in this house. 431 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,988 His parents are not presidents of multinationals. 432 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,656 - No. - Nor does his aunt 433 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,450 own the fastest bridge in the world. 434 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:51,952 - Think, Felix, think-- - That's not--how is-- 435 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,412 That's not even a thing. 436 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,830 Does that make--just break that down for one second. 437 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,248 You--put it in the works, man. 438 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,541 He can't harness the wind. 439 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,917 - He's never been shot. - Yet. 440 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,377 You did not give him your Metal Man, 441 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,837 even though he said that you did. 442 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,714 Felix, he did it. 443 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,299 - He did it. - He did it. 444 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:06,425 You're wrong. 445 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,093 I did give it to him. 446 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:12,097 Felix is my only friend. [sobs] 447 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,099 Why are you doing this? 448 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,728 Why are you making him cry? 449 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:24,234 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 450 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,611 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 451 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,154 I know. I know. I feel awful. 452 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,405 - I know. - [Astrid] But he's a monster. 453 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,199 He did do that to the face. 454 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:31,700 [whistles] 455 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,452 Whoa, whoa. What was that? 456 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,453 Show us your hands. 457 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,915 [gasps] 458 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,249 We got the wrong monster. 459 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,834 [playful music playing] 460 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,127 What? 461 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,465 - Everybody makes mistakes. - Mm. 462 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,469 Today, Daddy and I were wrong to accuse Gus, 463 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,304 even if all the signs in the world 464 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,972 pointed to him being the culprit. 465 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,600 We owe Gus a big apology. 466 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,815 Viv, what were you trying to write on Gus' face? 467 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,067 A hex. 468 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,485 Where did you learn about hexes? 469 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:07,611 The radio. 470 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,987 What station? 471 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,406 - I'm still sad, you know? - [James] Yes. 472 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,409 - Right. - Gus, we are very, 473 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,036 very, very sorry. 474 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,622 Apology accepted... not! 475 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,960 I can't believe you guys wrecked my only friend. 476 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,503 Okay. Gus. Gus, look at me. 477 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,546 We are so sorry, 478 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,548 and as a token of our regret, what can we offer you? 479 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,966 What can we do to make this better? 480 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:33,428 [upbeat music playing] 481 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:35,013 Well... 482 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,765 - Blech. - Oh, no. 483 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,143 Perfect. 484 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,646 There they are. 485 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,941 What have they done to themselves? 486 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:49,027 [upbeat music playing] 487 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,077 Oh, my God. 488 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,746 - You've been graffitied. - Oh, relax, Mom. 489 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,458 We're simply paying the price for misjudging Felix's friend, Gus, 490 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,752 who is excellent. 491 00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,881 [James] His parents are letting him stay 492 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:11,341 for a double sleepover this weekend. 493 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,093 The dublé. The Michael dublé. 494 00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,428 Yup, yup, yup, yup. 495 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:18,056 First, Corey shows up in a costume and now this? 496 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,516 He's marooned, Mom. 497 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,227 Can we applaud his humor and wit, please? 498 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,645 You're a riot, my love. 499 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,773 You know, I was hoping you would make an effort 500 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:28,859 from my sake to make Graham feel welcome, 501 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,736 but I guess that was too much to ask. 502 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,364 Mom, while you were traipsing with the varicose veins 503 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:37,117 or bushy brows or shaggy shoulders... 504 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,244 Her name is Brenda and she's weird. 505 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:43,207 Dawn was the only one making an effort for our family, 506 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,376 like she always does. 507 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,298 - Oh, hey, guys. - [Kids] Hi. 508 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,592 Hi. Oh, yeah. 509 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,095 Hey. Oh, hey, the beginning stages of being a juggalo. 510 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,223 - Very nice. - They're a mess. Let's cancel. 511 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,849 No, no. Why? Why? 512 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:03,477 I'm all about the freedom of expression, darling. 513 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,604 No one gets cancelled on my watch. 514 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:11,902 The things, the faces tell us when the mouths won't. Deep. 515 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,406 Ready to dig? I am. Digging. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 516 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,449 What are you doing? 517 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:18,534 - What are you doing? - Dig, dig-- 518 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,035 [Nisha] Oh, my God. 519 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:23,205 Oh, look at--oh, no, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 520 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,082 [Graham] You're my little warrior princess. 521 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,416 - Oh, you're my Bunny Wunny. - My little warrior princess. 522 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,626 You're my wild bunny. 523 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,420 - Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. - Okay. 524 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,089 - It'd be great. - Okay. 525 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,048 [Astrid] Oh, yeah. 526 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,592 [playful music playing] 527 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:37,553 [kids laughing] 528 00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,429 - I drew a head. - [Astrid] We're constantly trying 529 00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,223 to see ourselves in our kids. 530 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,683 We're always saying, "He's just like me," 531 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,601 or, "She's her father's daughter." 532 00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,603 It's a little pathetic. 533 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,522 [James] Yeah. It's like we need to see our legacy live on, 534 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,483 even if our legacy is flat feet and thinking olives are gross. 535 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,068 [Astrid] But children are shaped by all kinds 536 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,486 of outside of people and experiences 537 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,530 and crap. It's--it's terrifying. 538 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:57,990 But whether we like to admit it or not, 539 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,783 children are their own people. 540 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:03,120 [James] Not just our cute, funny, high maintenance pets. 541 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,997 Except when they're babies. Babies are pets. 542 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,876 Everybody thank you so much. 543 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,003 Got some incredible snaps. 544 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,880 Why don't we do one more? 545 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,757 Yeah? Come on. 546 00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:18,343 Three, two, one. 547 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,179 [All] Yeah! 548 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,058 Okay, sweetie, you got this. 549 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,062 Um, but doctor, I didn't study for this. 550 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,772 Brilliant. 551 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,402 Um, cheer up, buddy. 552 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,987 There's plenty of fish in the sea. 553 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,198 That's very funny, my little heartbreaker. 554 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,827 This TV sucks. 555 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,579 It's stuck on the same frame. 556 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,623 I mean, it's like watching a live Netflix Special. 557 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,917 - It really is. It really is. - Yeah. 558 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,503 ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 559 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,422 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 560 00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:58,217 ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 561 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,344 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 562 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,095 ♪ I almost sleep in their head ♪ 563 00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:05,349 ♪ I got kids in my head ♪ 564 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:11,396 ♪ I never knew but now I see children ruin everything ♪ 565 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,691 ♪ Everything ♪ 566 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:20,280 ♪ I never knew but now I see, I really hate this... ♪