1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:03,629 - VIV: There was a loud noise and we didn't know what it was. 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:04,880 But it was Fuzz Butt. 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,256 And this part is so funny. 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,134 She hit the rake with her paw and ran away. 5 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,469 JAMES: So funny. 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,887 Hey, remember when we talked about knocking 7 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,430 on the bathroom door when it's closed? 8 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,515 - I remember that. - JAMES: Great. 9 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,558 The next step is doing that. 10 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,477 - Let's take a picture of Fuzz Butt with your phone. 11 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,978 - JAMES: Yeah. I can't wait to see it. 12 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,355 The bathroom is personal and private. 13 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,731 Please knock next time. Okay? 14 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:23,857 - Thank you. - Okay. 15 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,318 - ASTRID: As soon as your kids can move, your privacy is dead. 16 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,738 - JAMES: Hmm, it's more like the list of things 17 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,241 you can enjoy privately gets smaller. 18 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:34,493 - ASTRID: Kids eavesdrop, snoop, gossip. 19 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,953 - JAMES: They sleep in your bed and eat your secret food. 20 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,496 - ASTRID: Oh, if you mean that bag of popcorn 21 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,747 in your underwear drawer, that was me. 22 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:39,831 Just one moment. 23 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,960 Just, just one moment, I said. Hi. 24 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,378 I can wait. 25 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:50,467 [theme music playing] 26 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,680 - ENNIS: James and I will take care of the whole thing. 27 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,473 Just think of it as a nightclub for groceries. 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,891 Hey. I heard my name. 29 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,102 I just wanted to see what was going on 30 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,562 and clarify that I'm not part of it. 31 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,189 - MARLA: James, come and sit in my big office. 32 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,483 Ennis was just going above and beyond 33 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,443 pitching ideas for Baggies Buys. 34 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,903 - Well, it only counts above and beyond 35 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,405 if he's also doing his actual job. 36 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,199 - Oh, I think it's going fine. No news is good news, right? 37 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,035 - Ennis has an idea, and I want my number one Lieutenant 38 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,328 to help him make it happen. 39 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,038 - We dim the lights low in the grocery store 40 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,331 like at a Hollister. 41 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,876 - No. That idea angered me via gummies. 42 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:24,960 ENNIS: Right. Okay. 43 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,920 So you know my cousin who marketed that line 44 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,422 of canned gin drinks, Gindestructible. 45 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,424 - Oh, no. - He created a very tasty 46 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,134 line of kid snacks for lunches. 47 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,803 - MARLA: We're meeting with the board next week 48 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,346 to discuss unique foods 49 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,682 for the Baggies Buys line of groceries launch. 50 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,810 All we have so far is my idea for canned bananas. 51 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:46,023 - We'll call them Cananas. - Oh, that's fun. 52 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,524 - You guys don't have any red flags about a company 53 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,943 that makes only gin drinks and gummies for kids? 54 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,028 And they also make bongs. 55 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,739 - MARLA: James, I want you to go meet the vendor with Ennis. 56 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,241 - All right. - Oh, meet--okay. Today? 57 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,951 Because I have actual work to do. 58 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,579 - Go tomorrow. - Marla, that's a Saturday. 59 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,414 Then you're gone. 60 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,250 Bye-bye. [groans] 61 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,426 Oh, it's Nanima. 62 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,636 - Can you get that for me, please? 63 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:16,929 FELIX: Yeah. 64 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,388 Hi, Nanima. 65 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,932 - One sec. - JAMES: Hey, hey, hey. 66 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:20,974 That's your grandmother. 67 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,851 Maybe have a conversation with her. 68 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,728 Hi. 69 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,022 Good. Yeah. 70 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,816 Okay. Bye. 71 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,069 - JAMES: What? - Felix, that is very rude. 72 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,364 Hi, Mom. 73 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,573 Good. 74 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,699 Yeah. 75 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,035 Okay. Bye. 76 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,788 Everything okay? 77 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,789 - She bailed on babysitting next week. 78 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:44,957 [groans] No, that's fine. 79 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,250 I'm sure the tall boy with the allergies 80 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:47,292 is still available. 81 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,795 - You know, she's been bailing a lot lately. 82 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,256 And she didn't go on and on about some friend of hers 83 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,758 that I barely know with strangely specific afflictions. 84 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,343 - Yes. I'm still haunted by Pamela 85 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,636 with the skin condition who was kicked 86 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:58,720 by a horse on her birthday. 87 00:02:58,804 --> 00:02:59,972 - You know, every time she's this private, 88 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,181 it's because she's made a huge mistake 89 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:02,349 and she's trying to hide it. 90 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,393 Like when she bought that home sauna kit 91 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,769 and wanted to install it herself. 92 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,812 - You know, if we moved to a small town, 93 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,397 we could afford a sauna, and hot tub. 94 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,857 Make winters easier. Just saying. 95 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,441 We're moving away? 96 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,193 - What? No, babe. Dad and I are just talking. 97 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,612 I mean, your father's talking and I'm feigning interest. 98 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,947 How long have you been listening? 99 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,741 - Since you said a horse kicked a birthday girl. 100 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,911 - Oh, speaking of pretending to care, I have to help Ennis. 101 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,121 Excuse me. 102 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,706 Keys back in the pocket, please. 103 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,374 - Oh, fine. - Thank you. 104 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:28,542 I've got to help Ennis pitch another one 105 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,628 of his meathead cousin's dumpster fire business ideas. 106 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,089 - You know what? I'm gonna go over there, do some digging. 107 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,967 Felix, why don't you draw Nanima a picture? 108 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,552 We'll take it over, say it's your idea. 109 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,970 Okay. 110 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,806 ♪ 111 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,183 Hi, Mom. 112 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,019 It's us. 113 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,187 Sorry to pop in. 114 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,938 Felix just had to see you. 115 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,773 - I didn't say that. - Shh. Yes, you did. 116 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,318 - Hey. - Jesus, Dawn, you scared us. 117 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,320 - I wasn't scared. - Yes, you were. 118 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,739 - What are you doing here? - Same as you. 119 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,325 Mom's been ghosting me, which she hasn't done 120 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,160 since she bought that timeshare in Banff. 121 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,620 - Did you find anything? - No, 122 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,831 but I've watered all her plants and color-coded her bookshelves. 123 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,083 - All right. I'll look for any brochures on racehorses. 124 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,377 - You're going through Nanima's things? 125 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:13,629 Yes. But it's okay. 126 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,380 It's not like we're invading her privacy. 127 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,466 - I'm gonna check her email. - Good. Hmm. 128 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:19,176 - NISHA: We could plug it in right next to the [indistinct] 129 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,719 Dawn, hide. 130 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:21,929 Hi, Mom. 131 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,223 Astrid. Felix. 132 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,766 What, what, what are you doing here? 133 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,184 Dawn's hiding right there. 134 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:30,896 Is everything okay? 135 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,606 - Well, we could ask the same of you. 136 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,942 Ignoring phone calls, canceling plans, 137 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,611 letting your asparagus fern completely dry out? 138 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,696 - ASTRID: The walls are closing in, mother. 139 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,615 Anything you'd like to admit? 140 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,243 That I'm busy living my life. 141 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,619 Thank you. 142 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,538 But now that you're here, I'd like you to take 143 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,414 the rest of your old boxes out of the spare bedroom. 144 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:50,457 What? 145 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,251 You love our old boxes. 146 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,919 Ma, what's going on? 147 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,170 None of your beeswax. 148 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:57,214 Now, up to your old room. 149 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,423 Go. 150 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,010 Buddy. 151 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,889 - JAMES: Looks like the den where crime hibernates. 152 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,141 - Listen, don't judge a book by its cover, all right? 153 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,393 I know you can tell a lot about a book 154 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,103 by its cover, but this is not a book. 155 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,564 James, it's a place, there's a difference. 156 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,440 - There he is. - Burke. 157 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,733 Cuz. 158 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:20,863 James. 159 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,240 Welcome to my office, brother. 160 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,243 Also my home, as my fiancée and I figure a few things out. 161 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,829 - Candy. - Yeah. 162 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,539 From a stranger in a van. 163 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:32,749 It's kind of red flag 101, Viv. 164 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,001 So, Burke, my man, how did you go 165 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,211 from Gindestructible to making gummies? 166 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:38,881 - I tried making these, like, weed gummies but with booze. 167 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:41,049 But it's a hard sell since kids can just soak 168 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,510 regular gummies in vodka and get the same effect. 169 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,470 - Why are you targeting kids? - Sorry. 170 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,014 Teenagers. 171 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,433 - Anyway, Burke stopped using alcohol 172 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,435 and now they're just delicious healthy gummies. 173 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,478 - Because they're made from the waste byproduct 174 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:56,190 of the gin flavoring process, they're cheap. 175 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,610 - What kind of meat is your head? 176 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,738 Daddy said you're a meathead. 177 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,073 - Is your head ham? - Yeah. That's... 178 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,701 - I smell ham. - No. 179 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,161 She's being--Viv's very funny. 180 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,621 I--no, I did not say that. 181 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,914 - You said Ennis had his meathead cousin 182 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,957 - are a dumpster fire. - I did not. 183 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,834 That doesn't even sound like me. So, I didn't say that. 184 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,127 Yes, it does. 185 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,087 No, I did not say that. 186 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,672 I did not say that. 187 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,299 - Yes, you did. - Doesn't sound like me. 188 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,675 It's not a thing I would say. 189 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,512 - I have lab results and a nutritional breakdown. 190 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:29,765 Please tell your daughter I'm legit. 191 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,099 - Can I just talk to you for a second, over here? 192 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:34,978 Hey, hey, hey. You cannot repeat private conversations 193 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,313 you overhear with me and Mommy, 194 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,440 - do you understand me? - Yes, Daddy. 195 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:41,527 ♪ 196 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,910 - BO: I'm glad you came to me with this. 197 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:50,869 - Is it dangerous? It's dangerous. 198 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,204 I'm taking Viv to the emergency room. Viv. 199 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,872 - VIV: I'm busy! - BO: No, it's fine. 200 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:56,166 - See? He says it's fine. - Okay. So... 201 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,334 - You're hurting feelings over here. 202 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,585 I said sorry. 203 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,921 - BO: I just meant I'm so happy to see you, two. 204 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,257 Dawn is out, Corey is at a commedia dell'arte class. 205 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,550 That sets the stage 206 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,593 for three pals to get their friend on. 207 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,264 We're all friends, right? 208 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,974 - This is business, not Golden Girls. 209 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,725 Do you wanna eat cheesecake or do you wanna make some money? 210 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,686 - Both, please. Sounds like heaven. 211 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:22,234 Everything in here is either safe to eat or actually healthy. 212 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,361 - Still hard sell. Made from the sludge byproduct 213 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,572 of a gin drink for bros, for kids. 214 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,240 Marketing is my specialty. 215 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,033 So, how does that help us? 216 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,327 Oh, you're offering to actually help us. That's nice. 217 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,579 - Have you asked for a cut of the sales? 218 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,457 You're entitled to a percentage if it hits the shelves. 219 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,710 That's a good point. 220 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,670 You're goddamn right, James. 221 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,756 ♪ 222 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,847 Oh, looky what I found. 223 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,725 What did you call this? Your, um, death diary. 224 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,977 - Okay. We don't need to go through that. 225 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,897 - Oh, you used to write poetry in there. 226 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,148 They were songs. 227 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,193 Inspired by Mom and Dad's divorce. 228 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:08,405 My biggest hit was, uh, "Custody of My Black Heart." 229 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,865 - What do you mean hit? - Okay. 230 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,700 Why don't we just focus on Mom, okay? 231 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,243 What if she's hiding something? 232 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,828 What if she's sick? 233 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:17,372 - I call dibs on her rocking chair. 234 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:18,790 That is your first reaction? 235 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:20,375 - I kissed my first boyfriend in that chair. 236 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:21,752 Retainer Rob? 237 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,796 - He was hot and he was a big deal in the AV club. 238 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,132 Mom, can we go? 239 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,635 Nanima's on the phone and I can't hear the movie 240 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,386 because she's laughing too loud. 241 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,347 Mom laughs. 242 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:35,432 What do the laughs sound like? 243 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,267 [chuckles] 244 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,895 - [gasps] That's her flirt laugh. 245 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,271 What's a flirt laugh? 246 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,982 - One of the many fake laughs a woman develops to stay alive. 247 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,526 - Huh? - Don't worry about it, Felix. 248 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,110 Go on. Go play. 249 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,487 - So, she didn't buy a timeshare, 250 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,405 she is dating again. 251 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:54,743 - Remember that really tall dentist who drove very slow? 252 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,578 - Or the guy who said he was good at the yo-yo, 253 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,789 but kept forgetting it at home? 254 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,210 - What if we're making space for someone to move in? 255 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,004 ♪ 256 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,802 - [chuckles] - Well, well, well. 257 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,180 Look who's texting her secret boyfriend. 258 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,682 What are you talking about? 259 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,183 We know you're seeing someone. 260 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,643 How do you know it's someone? 261 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,645 Maybe I'm taking a new lover every night. 262 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,480 - Oh, just tell us the truth. - Mom, why? 263 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,023 Fine. 264 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,692 There's a man in my life and I'm setting up 265 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,360 that room for when he stays over. 266 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,237 - You're making him sleep in another room? 267 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,488 He has a loud machine. 268 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:32,656 [Dawn snorts] 269 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,241 - What kind of machine? - NISHA: No. 270 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:37,411 Whenever I date someone, you find a ridiculous flaw 271 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,329 that I can't get out of my head. 272 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,747 Like that cute waiter I was seeing 273 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,332 until you said laughed like Goofy. 274 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,168 So then I tried to be serious all the time, 275 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,003 but he loved my Frasier Crane impression. 276 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,254 So, that was that. 277 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,923 - We just want you to date someone good enough for you. 278 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,384 And that doesn't collect dolls. 279 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,677 I'm not telling you anything. 280 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,928 Butt out. 281 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,555 - I'm just... - All right. That's fair. 282 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:04,813 Felix, did you overhear a name when she was on the phone? 283 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:08,525 - Well, she said, "Not now, Graham." 284 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,068 And then did that laugh. 285 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,195 Graham. 286 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,405 ♪ 287 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:18,076 ♪ 288 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,412 So, Viv's just gonna be stuffing her face 289 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,372 with experimental candy all day? 290 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,916 - It's more of a focus group, 291 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,584 and I use focus loosely because it's Ennis, 292 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,836 Bo, Cory, and Viv and sugar. 293 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,046 Is that a good idea? 294 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,090 - Honestly, no. But I insulted his cousin. 295 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,842 So, he gets to mess with our family. 296 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,220 - It's only fair. - How'd you insult his cousin? 297 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,262 - You hear that? But you don't hear me 298 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,389 telling you to go clean your room ten times a day? 299 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,849 - ASTRID: Despite always listening in, 300 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,351 kids have pretty selective hearing. 301 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,603 They can hear the word ice cream from anywhere in the house, 302 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,647 but other things never seem to sink in. 303 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,399 - Well, can I play a podcast while I clean? 304 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,026 - Sure, but something educational 305 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,694 or where a group of guys riff. 306 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:53,862 Come on, kiddo. 307 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,073 - ASTRID: All right. Using deduction and Facebook. 308 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,282 Ah. 309 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,576 - I've narrowed my search down to three Grahams. 310 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,827 - Uh-hmm. Hmm. 311 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,788 Do you think you can take one of our children 312 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,081 when you go spy on your mother? 313 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,333 I'll bring Felix. 314 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,626 - He's observant. - Uh-hmm. 315 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,294 - I can pay him off with ice cream. 316 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:10,295 FELIX: Yes. 317 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:13,382 ♪ 318 00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,845 - Oh, Corey's out, Felix, but you can play 319 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,513 with these bags of reclaimed wooden toys 320 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,014 that I've set aside for goodwill. 321 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,266 Okay. 322 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:26,228 - So, I dug up a little intel on Mom's dirty little secret. 323 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,147 So she follows Graham on Instagram but his account 324 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,441 is just pictures of hawks eating mice. 325 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,610 - Hmm. - There's a twist. 326 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,488 He has no other social media. 327 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,199 No Twitter, no LinkedIn, no TikTok. 328 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:42,035 - So, your big twist is that he has good mental health? 329 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,204 - The twist is that he's a ghost. 330 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:47,207 Another sketchy weirdo friend that lives off the grid, 331 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,959 like that guy who shaved his forehead. 332 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,420 - Or the comedian with the microphone tattoo? 333 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,838 That's a pretty cool tattoo. 334 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,922 No, it's not. 335 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,216 - I also made some calls to a private eye 336 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,302 who I paid to find out everything about him. 337 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,345 - You hired a private investigator? 338 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:01,638 Don't make that face. 339 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,056 I have him on retainer for work. 340 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,474 It's normal, Astrid. 341 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,768 - Who cares about boring you. Tell me about Graham. 342 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:10,939 - I could or I could take you to the kitchenware store 343 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,941 where he works and show you. 344 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,736 ♪ 345 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,576 - This is not a kitchenware store. 346 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,037 - Hmm. Yeah. My private eye is not very good. 347 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:27,748 Oh, my God. 348 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,041 Is that him? 349 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,420 - Okay. This might be Mom's weirdest boyfriend yet. 350 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,172 - Wait. Nanima has a boyfriend? 351 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,132 Shh, just go look around. 352 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:40,177 - Oh, cool. Bullets. - Don't touch or glorify them. 353 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,179 - Okay. - Yeah. 354 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,140 - Oh, hey there. - Hi. 355 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,351 - What are you two prepping for today? 356 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,145 - Oh, just the usual end-of-the-world stuff. 357 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,189 - Well, then I suggest stocking up on beans. 358 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,649 Don't spill them. 359 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,108 People think you can't keep a secret. 360 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,069 [snorts, laughs] 361 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,820 [both fake laughing] 362 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,239 That's a funny joke. 363 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,449 - Also water purification tablets, 364 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,326 the iodine in those will help protect you 365 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,578 against radiation poisoning, 366 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,413 so you can recycle your body fluids. 367 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,208 - You mean, drink your own urine. 368 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,459 ASTRID: Uh, Graham. 369 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,419 If one were to want to, oh, I don't know, 370 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,879 overthrow the government. 371 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,423 Is this the kind of store one would shop in? 372 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,552 Excuse me. 373 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,762 I have a lunch date with a very magical woman. 374 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,138 - Hi. - Oh, Dawn, quickly. 375 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,557 Felix? Felix? 376 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,226 Astrid? 377 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,602 Hi, Mom. 378 00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,187 Dawn's hiding under that mask. 379 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,606 Unbelievable. 380 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,567 - What? You guys all know each other here? 381 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,277 Yeah. Sorry. 382 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,113 We didn't mean to trick you, but Nisha's our mother. 383 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,531 - Oh, please. Don't be sorry for anything. 384 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,950 This is the nicest Ambush I've ever been involved in. 385 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,036 BO: Okay. 386 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,413 Let's start by saying how the gummies 387 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,499 make us feel and see if that triggers any ideas? 388 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,834 I still feel betrayed. 389 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,335 Well, I feel frustrated. 390 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,045 I'm getting notes of plum. 391 00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:00,048 Do any of those inspire names? 392 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:04,887 - Uh, Chew chunks, swallow amigos. No. 393 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:08,223 - Choose your friends wisely. That could be good. 394 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,725 - Uh-hmm. Okay. 395 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,476 Call them Doritos. 396 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,978 - That name's already taken, Wonder Girl. 397 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,688 Dance of the sugar plum gummy. 398 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,772 - Glad I brought my mind an umbrella 399 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,149 because this quite the brainstorm. 400 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,694 How about Fruity Buddies? 401 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:21,945 That's not bad. 402 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,615 - BO: It evokes a tale of humble beginnings 403 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:28,368 two best buddies creating a revolutionary product, 404 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,912 weathering the storm. 405 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,247 They won't let a little spat spoil what they've got 406 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,582 because buddies, good buddies, 407 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,461 fruity buddies, they love each other, man. 408 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:39,880 - I mean... - Yeah, it's, it's pretty good. 409 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:40,839 - That's good. - ...it sounds fine. 410 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:41,840 That's good. I guess. 411 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:42,966 Now, we just need a slogan. 412 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,009 They're just good. 413 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,095 - That's not so bad. - Right? The slogan? 414 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:49,806 - Nope. Why wouldn't you bring an actual kid to the pitch? 415 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,683 - Oh, yeah. Having a sweet face there 416 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,769 could really take the edge off the fact that these candies 417 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,021 are essentially made from industrial byproducts. 418 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,941 ♪ 419 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,695 - GRAHAM: That's why I don't buy ducks raised on a farm. 420 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,906 They deserve autonomy over their own lives. 421 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,449 Anyway, that's my duck tale. 422 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,159 [Nisha laughing] 423 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,285 Over here. 424 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:11,370 On me. 425 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,247 Thank you very much. 426 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:18,210 You know, there's nothing better than paying with currency 427 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,755 that you can hold in your hands and send a message. 428 00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,550 They didn't charge us for the desserts again, 429 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,717 my darling. 430 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,010 They never do. 431 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,887 How generous is that? I got to go say thank you 432 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,180 to all the people in the back. 433 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,473 Excuse me. 434 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,687 - You said you wouldn't snoop, what's the first thing you do? 435 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,856 - Mom, you never had a boyfriend that moved in before. 436 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,148 So if... 437 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,484 Felix, why don't you go buy yourself a candy bar? 438 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,694 Thank you. 439 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,864 - It makes sense that we wanna vet this one more. 440 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,448 - We just wanted to make sure you are in good hands. 441 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,992 - NISHA: Okay. Let's hear it then. 442 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,159 What's wrong with him? 443 00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:54,329 Is he a flat-earther, ocean denier, a winter cyclist? 444 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,248 - Well, he's preparing for the end of the world 445 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,875 so he's a little pessimistic. 446 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,626 No. Stop. 447 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,879 I am lucky to have two very funny, 448 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,839 very observant daughters that I love. 449 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,884 And I have precisely zero F's to give 450 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,219 about what they have to say to me right now. 451 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,888 - Mom, you know what those F stand for, right? 452 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,681 - Farts. - DAWN: Mom, please. 453 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,309 He sells weapons legally, but still-- 454 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:16,476 Zero. 455 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,313 I will keep my private life and my family life separate. 456 00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,024 And I will thank you to butt out. 457 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:27,571 Oh, honey. It's okay. 458 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,573 Nanima's just upset because she wanted us 459 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,993 to like her boyfriend and we're just not sure yet. 460 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,537 - I thought she wanted you to be happy for her. 461 00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,125 Wow, kid. 462 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,919 That's so insightful. 463 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,507 - Do you think I could fit this whole chocolate bar in my mouth? 464 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,639 - JAMES: And that's the story of how Fruity Buddies 465 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,891 went from being a star in the sky 466 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,392 to a treat in our mouth. 467 00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,895 [applause] 468 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,313 Well done, gentlemen. 469 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,815 Um, unfortunately, I have a doctor's appointment 470 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,859 to get to, but I'd like to hear a little more. 471 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,444 How are they made? 472 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,238 Ah, I got this, James. 473 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,698 I assume you're all familiar with the process 474 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,867 of flavoring canned gin drinks? 475 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,203 No. 476 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:19,164 - Uh, I don't know what to say to now. 477 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:22,417 - Yeah, I do. Uh, they are made from sludge 478 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,295 that is normally dumped in the garbage 479 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,589 or perhaps more likely a river. 480 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,384 Sludge? 481 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,177 No one wants to eat sludge. 482 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,139 - JAMES: Yes, but my friend's cousin, 483 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,766 found a way to make that sludge 484 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,893 not only edible but delicious. 485 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:45,065 And that's a win for both the environment and our mouths. 486 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:49,862 - Vivian. - Yes. 487 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,322 As a child, what do you think? 488 00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:53,574 They're just good. 489 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,079 And they made my poo blue. 490 00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,499 - What? - MARLA: Vivian. Tell me. 491 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,501 Did these gummies change the color 492 00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,211 of your bowel movements? 493 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,215 [whispers] Yes. 494 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,301 [sighs, laughs] 495 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,095 - Thank God. Sam, cancel my appointment. 496 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,431 The gummies are out, obviously, 497 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,809 but I have a--another food item 498 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:24,271 that I Cananot wait to, uh, tell you about. 499 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,564 - Thank you. - Thank you. 500 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,650 ♪ 501 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,446 Yes? 502 00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,906 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mom. 503 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,032 Hello. 504 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:42,956 - We know you probably don't wanna hear this, 505 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,875 but we--we did some digging on Graham. 506 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,084 - Uh-hmm. 507 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,836 Remember how many Fs? 508 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,463 He has a nice laugh. 509 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,549 He does have a great laugh. 510 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,176 His legs are strong looking. 511 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,511 He has powerful quads. 512 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,721 When he runs, it's like two meat pistons. 513 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,642 Um, I found out that his store 514 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,727 donates a lot to the Toronto Food Bank. 515 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,021 - His credit history is impeccable. 516 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,440 - She has a private eye. - Uh-hmm. 517 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:10,943 We brought you these. 518 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,029 Graham is your business, 519 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,156 but when you're ready to spill the beans, 520 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,701 we'd love to hear. 521 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:20,744 No judgment. 522 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,330 Are these from his store? 523 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,832 - No. No. - We--because we went 524 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,125 - to the store, it was-- - These are just from my house. 525 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,377 - It was closed. - It's my container. 526 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,797 Thank you. 527 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,257 It's how it should be. 528 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,800 I mean, you'd never hear me going on 529 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,010 about the things that are wrong with James or Bo. 530 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,262 - I'd actually love to hear all the things 531 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,097 - 8wrong with James and Bo. - Me too. 532 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,890 Well, come on in. 533 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,352 ASTRID: Having a family means 534 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,812 having people up in your business. 535 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:47,938 - JAMES: Yeah. You might sometimes 536 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,231 find yourself sneaking off 537 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,691 to, like, just be alone. 538 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,317 - ASTRID: But you-- you won't be alone. 539 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,736 They'll find you with a weird question or a pressing need. 540 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:55,946 - JAMES: Or to tell you everything 541 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,030 they know about trees. 542 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,032 - ASTRID: Or to share your secret snacks. 543 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,117 JAMES: And, yeah, you may have 544 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,451 fewer bags of popcorn to yourself. 545 00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,495 - ASTRID: Well, at least you're not eating popcorn alone. 546 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:06,039 - JAMES: Uh-hmm. To be clear, I wanna eat popcorn alone. 547 00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:07,875 I do not want people to see the way I eat popcorn. 548 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,085 - ASTRID: Oh, I love the way you eat popcorn. 549 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,629 Reckless and desperate, like Cookie Monster. 550 00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,799 Yeah. [laughs] 551 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,971 No, no, no, no, no, no. You didn't knock. 552 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,725 - What if I really have to go or I forget to knock? 553 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,643 - Don't forget. - Fine. 554 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,771 No. That's on the inside. 555 00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:30,814 You have to do that from the outside. 556 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,149 Go outside, try it again. 557 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,483 Fine. 558 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,448 [knock on door] 559 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,866 Come in. 560 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,202 Viv. 561 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,914 I'm really struggling with this one.