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[Felix] Mom, you promised
chocolate milk with lunch.
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- What? No, I didn't.
- [Viv] That's a chocolate lie.
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[Astrid] Uh, okay, easy
with the accusations.
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It wasn't a lie.
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I might have mentioned it
in passing.
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[Felix] Ooh, I pick the cup.
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No fair. You always do.
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They're exactly the same.
Just pick one.
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But I always choose wrong.
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[Astrid] Well then pick
the one you don't want.
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It honestly doesn't matter.
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Kids have very strong
opinions about fairness.
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[James] "They have more."
"I didn't get a turn."
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"Somebody keeps eating
my Halloween candy."
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It's a constant.
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[Astrid] We should really stop
eating their Halloween candy.
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[James] Never.
They obsess over who gets what.
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Counting and measuring
and calculating.
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[Astrid] It's like living
with a tiny emotional scientist.
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Hey, Viv's is browner
than mine.
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[James] Okay, let me use
my secret magic skills
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to create the perfect
chocolate squirt.
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Not an appetizing offer.
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You don't like when I say
chocolate squirt?
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No.
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Here's a chocolate
squirt for you.
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And a chocolate
squirt for you.
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- Voila!
- Yes!
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Squirt master out.
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[Astrid] You got
to keep things balanced.
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I mean, if one kid gets too much
or too little...
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[James] It could have massive
consequences later in life.
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[Astrid] It's true.
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My sister got to go to camp,
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which is why I became someone
who hides her car keys.
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Those look pretty good.
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I might do my own
little chocolate squirt.
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- Chocolate squirt!
- Chocolate squirt!
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- Chocolate squirt!
- Chocolate squirt!
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- Chocolate squirt!
- Chocolate squirt!
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I now hate chocolate.
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[theme music playing]
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Hey, can you grab another one
of these duck cracker things?
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I only have one.
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Oh, that was the last one.
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Uh, maybe open it
and split the contents?
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There's like eight
duck crackers in here.
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One kid can do without.
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Yeah. Okay, James,
you chose which one.
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[Viv] Why does Felix
get to play?
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Because Felix didn't spend
10 minutes telling me
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how his friend's mother
buys better cereal than I do.
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Come on, finish up.
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No, no, no.
Back on your chair, please.
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My chair is too loud.
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Can it, Goldilocks.
We're late.
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I want a different breakfast.
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Viv, every day is
a battle with you.
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Honestly, just be more
like your brother.
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Uh, can I just tag
in real quick?
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- Be my guest.
- [James] Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Wonder Girl.
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So, you and your brother
are both the same.
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Of course, you know,
obviously unique and individual,
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but the same in terms of value.
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- But--
- I'm full.
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Well, full of love
that we have for you
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and also for Felix.
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- Strong save by me.
- Yeah. You crushed it.
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Good morning.
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I just saw a dead bird.
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- How are you?
- Uh, good.
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Uh, Mom, can you help
Viv get dressed?
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She's not in a very
proactive mood this morning.
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Okay. Uh, yeah.
Just let me get my jacket off.
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- Ooh. Let me help you there.
- Thank you.
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Are you still gonna watch
the kids after school today?
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Uh, yes. I have
to watch Corey, too, but...
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what the hell, right?
Throw them on the pile.
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Andrew on the top
of the pile, please.
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Oh, also, Mom, uh,
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Felix needs help with his
math homework again.
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And Andrew's cutting a tooth,
so, he might be a little cranky.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Nice to see you.
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Okay.
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You're right, I'm gonna split
up these duck crackers.
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Yeah. This way they both
get not enough.
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Hey. I just want you to know
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that I'm gonna start trying
harder at work.
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You didn't know about
this meeting until I told you
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about it one second ago
in the lunchroom.
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Starting now.
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I did a little research last night
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- and I got a little inspired.
- Hmm.
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Did you research how to stop
parking in my parking spot?
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No. I was rewatching Mad Men.
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I wanna start being more
like those guys.
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Oh, no, please don't.
When you watched Deadwood,
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you started swearing
all the time
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and lost a lot
of money gambling.
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Reckon I broke even.
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Packaging for Baggies Buys.
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Will it seize people
by the eyeballs
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or push their faces away?
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Which is the one we want?
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Oh, no. Please don't.
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Ennis, if you've left your car
running again,
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just go now.
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People don't eat
with their mouths.
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They eat with their hearts.
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Not true.
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Just picture it.
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See? It doesn't make any sense.
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Even if that did make sense,
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your heart would have a mouth,
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so it still would be
eating with your mouth.
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Go on, Ennis.
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[marker squeaks]
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Real. Food. Real. Families.
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Clean the splatter
off the walls
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because Ennis
just blew our minds.
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[James] Oh, dear God.
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[Marla] I see an ad campaign,
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not with models,
but with real kids.
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You know, plain, unimpressive,
blah, flawed children.
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James has two kids
just like that.
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I have three kids
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who are not like--
they're very impressive.
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So, not right for this.
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Disagree. James,
I'd like to hire your children.
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Oh, I don't think
Astrid is gonna go for that.
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Well, if she won't go for it,
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make it go for her.
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I could tell you're pretending
to hold a cigarette.
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- I wasn't.
- Huh?
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I wasn't.
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[children grunting]
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[Nisha] Okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa, who, whoa.
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Kids, kids, kids,
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Nanima needs
to recharge a moment
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so I can attack the monster.
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Mommy's here.
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Dawn's not back yet?
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She's in her room
recentering before,
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you know, reengaging.
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Hey, kids. Kids.
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I hid five huge chocolates
in the basement.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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[Viv] Whoever
gets it last loses.
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My little secret?
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I only hid three chocolates.
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It's a fool's errand.
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You are so good
at wasting their time.
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Thank you so much.
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You only have so much bandwidth,
and raising kids takes up a lot.
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Single parents
are literally heroes.
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[James] If you're lucky,
there's a partner sharing a load
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and there's some bandwidth
for hanging out
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and, you know,
watching The Bachelor.
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[Astrid]
And if there's a grandparent
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or a cool auntie helping, wow,
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you might even have time
to read a book
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or stare at your phone
for an hour.
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Dawn is unbelievable.
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She knew that
you were helping us
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and she swoops in
and has you come to her place?
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Actually, that was my idea.
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They have more food and space
and every streaming channel.
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So the kids were just
watching TV?
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Well, would it be
healthier if I let them
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beat me over the head
for an hour and a half?
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An hour and a half of TV?
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[Astrid] Oh, look who's emerged
from her Zen Palace.
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Hardly. Mom, I asked you
to take the kids outside.
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I could barely hear
my own mantra.
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You know what? It sounds
like I'm not quite working out
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as a full-time free nanny.
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So here's a solution.
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I quit.
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Oh, God.
Don't be so dramatic, Mom.
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- You'd miss Corey so much.
- [Nisha] I mean it.
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I am tired and retired.
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I can't be an on-call
nanny anymore.
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I want to explore the city and...
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explore Graham,
and brunch with my red hats.
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So, your kids are your kids now.
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[Felix] We can only find
three chocolates.
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What do you think, James?
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Yeah. No, I like it.
It's like a zoo for plants.
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So, you admit this is as much
fun for kids as go-karting?
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No. There's batting cages
and hot dogs there.
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This is like a indoor hike.
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They have quail here.
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Real quail.
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So just a question.
Have you ever had a hot dog?
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- They're great.
- You burned her out
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by pumping out so many kids,
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and now I'm stuck
splitting the bill with you.
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You have one child.
You'll survive.
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Please. Everyone knows
the more you have,
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the easier it gets.
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Really?
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Break that down for me.
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They raise themselves.
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The education and manners
dilute as you trickle down.
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But by the third one,
does it even matter?
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Oh, okay.
You should have dozen kids then.
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Things would be
so simple for you.
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Anyway, we are not losing Mom.
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Employment retention
is my specialty.
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Don't you travel the world
firing people?
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These are koi fish,
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but they're also being coy.
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It's a pun.
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I don't understand
what you're saying.
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That's okay.
You're just a kid.
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No, I'm not. I'm famous.
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My face is gonna be
on ketchup bottles
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- and yours is not.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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Viv, that's not nice.
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I mean, you might hurt
Corey's feelings.
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He could feel left out.
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No, it's okay.
I was on Soft Ones.
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Oh, it's a commercial
for boxed croissants.
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Soft Ones?
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Do you know Soft Ones?
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No.
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I assume you wanted him,
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but you knew
he was too recognizable,
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you know, because of Soft Ones.
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- Right. Overexposure...
- Mm-hmm.
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...from... Soft Ones.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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[Photographer]
That's great. That's great.
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You're buying groceries
for mom and papa, so good.
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Good kids.
Now we're gonna do sad faces.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Now, sniff the bag.
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So fresh. That's it. That's it.
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Yay. Happy.
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Now sad.
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What a pro.
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It seems like
a lot of direction.
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You love that gourd, right?
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We're selling peace
of mind here, James.
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We're not selling food.
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And these kids
just aren't giving it to us.
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I can tell that's iced tea.
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No, it isn't. Shut up.
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Ennis is right.
I'm not feeling it.
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It's too...
254
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juvenile.
255
00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,447
Well, maybe that's because
they're, you know, kids.
256
00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,700
Hey, right now, they're
not kids. They are employees.
257
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,285
[Photographer]
And cookie break.
258
00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,578
Yes!
259
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,121
[Photographer] We're getting
a lot of great stuff
260
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,541
- from the older boy.
- Agreed.
261
00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,210
Cut the little girl
and dump the baby.
262
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,294
What? No, no, no.
They're all great.
263
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,254
They're all great.
264
00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,505
You can't fire
a five-year-old girl.
265
00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,548
Why?
266
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,924
Just tell her
it's nothing personal.
267
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,259
Tell her you'd take her out
for ice cream.
268
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,344
Tell her to forget
the whole thing ever happened.
269
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,346
- Move on.
- [Viv] We're the best actors.
270
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,764
Right, Felix?
271
00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,391
Tied for first.
272
00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,148
[James sighs]
273
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,817
Whose turn is it
to do bed tonight?
274
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,403
[Viv] I'm not happy.
275
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,362
Yours.
276
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,781
[Viv] Nothing good
happens to me.
277
00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:35,909
Felix gets to be an actor,
and you're always with Morris.
278
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,744
- Okay.
- Viv, his name is Andrew.
279
00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:40,372
You name someone once,
and then it just kind of sticks.
280
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,582
Okay. Well, I see
you're drawing your feelings.
281
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:44,042
I think that's really good.
Can I see how upset you are?
282
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,462
- Okay.
- Ooh.
283
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,256
Let's just take a look at...
284
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,341
the, uh...
285
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,844
- A flower.
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,429
- A flower.
- You know, honey,
287
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,015
people have wins and losses
on different days of their life
288
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,808
and today feels
kinda bit of a win,
289
00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:02,352
but this picture right here,
this flower, that--
290
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,438
- Are you kidding?
- That's the real win.
291
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,481
- [Astrid] Incredible.
- You like it?
292
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,233
- Oh, like it?
- Like--
293
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,028
Go pick a magnet because
this is fridge material, little missy.
294
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,199
- Killed it.
- [Felix] I did one, too.
295
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,452
Is it good?
296
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,748
- Oh, my God. That--
- That's beautiful.
297
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,999
- That's beautiful.
- That is excellent job.
298
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,459
- [James] Beautiful.
- [Astrid] Stunning.
299
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,963
[Felix] Maybe I should
give this one to Nanima
300
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,632
so she can remember me.
301
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,758
Nanima didn't quit
being your grandmother,
302
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:33,842
she quit being helpful.
303
00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,303
Remember when she always
used to hide chocolates for us?
304
00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,972
- Yeah, that was yesterday, buddy.
- Yeah. I do remember that.
305
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,891
That's the reason why
your sister stayed up till 11:00.
306
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,142
[Viv] Ugh!
307
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,023
I'm here.
308
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,483
So am I.
309
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,026
Where's my little
George Clooney?
310
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,987
I always said Felix had a face
that could move product.
311
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,157
I brought a treat to say
how proud I am of him.
312
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,909
Did you bring something
for Viv, too?
313
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,118
Yes, of course.
314
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,620
Always got to keep things
equal with the kids.
315
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,580
Otherwise, the inmates
can turn on the guards.
316
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,123
So, you came here
to bring them chocolate?
317
00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,333
Dawn invited me.
318
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,334
[Astrid] What?
319
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,255
Please have a seat.
320
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,048
Both of you.
321
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,552
Now, it's been brought
to our attention
322
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,762
that you have some concerns
about the work environment.
323
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,972
She brought it
to our attention.
324
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,140
[Dawn] And we do
thank her for that.
325
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,268
Thank you, Mother.
326
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,187
- Thanks, Mom.
- I didn't have concerns.
327
00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,814
I just don't wanna
do it anymore.
328
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:29,815
And we hear you.
329
00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,567
And we think
we have a way forward.
330
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,695
You have been cooking,
cleaning, helping with homework...
331
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:38,365
Giving advice, commenting
on how messy things are.
332
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,367
When your duty
should only be childcare.
333
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,326
Nothing more.
334
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,787
I love spending time
with the kiddos.
335
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,832
- They're pretty great.
- I knew we could resolve this.
336
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,458
But the word "duties"
337
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,711
pretty much sums up
the problem for me.
338
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,005
- Okay. What about just Corey?
- Dawn.
339
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,175
Mom, where are you going?
340
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,010
I'm taking Graham
to see Cavalia.
341
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,887
It's a theatrical presentation
342
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,598
featuring 70 horses in costumes.
343
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:05,142
You two can fend for yourselves.
344
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,816
Something different
about you, Ennis.
345
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,944
It's like you're still you but now...
346
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,781
I value your opinion.
347
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,077
Success comes from standing out.
Not fitting in.
348
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,246
Hey. Uh, so...
349
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,916
this is a family-centric
company, right?
350
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,627
Oh, yes. The entire board
is related to Mr. Gero
351
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,878
but I'm gonna find my way in.
352
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,713
Maybe a strategic marriage.
353
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,674
And this is a family-centric
ad campaign,
354
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,219
so one kid is not enough,
355
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,762
we need to have Viv back in it.
356
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,971
We tried Viv, James.
357
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,139
She's a total flop
from the Planet Meh.
358
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,599
That's what you said you want.
359
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,100
Also, she is not
a flop from the--
360
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,811
can you just
look at some pictures?
361
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,980
Just look at some pictures
real quick.
362
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,565
Here she is.
Look at this picture.
363
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,859
Here she is having dessert.
364
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,569
Oh, my goodness.
365
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,530
Look at this guy.
Halloween, she's so happy.
366
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,823
She's selling Halloween here.
367
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,450
Look at this on a carousel.
368
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,952
I don't know about you,
but this makes me wanna
369
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620
get on a horse
and go round and round.
370
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413
Not bad. Yes.
371
00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,749
She's a lot more interesting
than she was yesterday.
372
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,836
Success comes
from standing out.
373
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,462
Not fitting in.
374
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,798
Done.
375
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,007
Girl's back in.
Good call, Ennis.
376
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,134
Not Ennis' idea, but it's great.
377
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,386
Little boy's out.
378
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,304
No. The little boy stays.
379
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,056
Felix stays in.
380
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,016
James, I can't take this back
and forth anymore.
381
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,101
It's your call.
382
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,646
Solution, the boy or the girl,
just pick your favorite.
383
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,689
Oh, but not both.
384
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,441
It's a shame
we couldn't keep the baby.
385
00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,945
I have a vision of the brand
growing with the child.
386
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,363
Diapers,
387
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,240
fruit leather, alcohol,
388
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,658
back to diapers.
389
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,326
Incredible.
390
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,584
[door opens]
391
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,295
Hi.
392
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,629
- Hear me out.
- Mm-hmm.
393
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,882
Give away
all Felix and Viv's toys,
394
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,091
and raise Andrew
as a minimalist.
395
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,259
He has 15 pacifiers.
396
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344
I think he's accustomed
to a certain lifestyle. Hello.
397
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,306
Is Viv back in the picture?
398
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,017
Marla told me
I had to choose my favorite,
399
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,101
so they're both out.
400
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:12,853
I told her neither of them.
401
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,439
You can't take something away from
Felix because it hurts Viv's feelings.
402
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,523
She's got to figure it out.
403
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,651
[Viv] I was playing
with it first.
404
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,153
I was here before you.
405
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,487
I get things first.
406
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,655
I hate you.
407
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,115
[James] Hey. No, you don't.
408
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,454
Well, of course, we have
to help them figure it out.
409
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,671
I'm just gonna tell Felix that
the photographer has a tapeworm.
410
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,382
It's scary and he doesn't know
what that is.
411
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,843
Why don't you just say
he's not feeling well?
412
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,762
Why does it have to be
a parasitic worm
413
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:47,804
eating his guts?
414
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,183
I've never seen them
talk to each other like that.
415
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,643
Siblings fight.
416
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,437
I told my sister I hate her hundreds
of times, thousands even.
417
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,397
I told her I wish
she was never born,
418
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,315
that she was a mistake.
419
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,525
I once told her
420
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,818
that my mom told me
to please ask her
421
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,153
to run away from home.
422
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,405
Just last week,
I stole her jewelry.
423
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,490
Just what siblings do.
424
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,953
Don't make this about me.
It's about you.
425
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,288
My brother and I
weren't close growing up
426
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,957
because I was the favorite.
427
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,584
That's because you're amazing,
charming, so handsome.
428
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,128
Thank you. But he resented me...
429
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,255
and then I felt guilty,
430
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,298
and then it festered,
and we had one blowup,
431
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,842
and now we barely speak.
432
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,218
I know it's hard,
433
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,262
but these guys are close.
434
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,346
It's just a blip.
435
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,684
But our house is full of love,
my love.
436
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,144
We can't control how they feel.
437
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,398
And Viv is strong,
she can handle her emotions.
438
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,776
Be cool, she's coming. Shh.
439
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,821
I need a snack.
440
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,406
I'll be waiting outside
441
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,741
where no one wants
to take my picture.
442
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:56,874
It's okay.
443
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,333
She'll move back in
when she calms down
444
00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,793
or if she's a bee.
445
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,715
[Ennis] I'm glad
you do think it's great.
446
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,216
- [Marla] It's wonderful.
- [Ennis] Because it is.
447
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,467
- [Marla] It's gonna be fine.
- Hey.
448
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,678
I know I said Felix is out
but now he's back in.
449
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,929
He's over his tapeworm?
450
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,472
Oh, no, I lied about that.
451
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,016
[Ennis] It doesn't matter.
452
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,893
We've got a new campaign,
453
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,769
one that doesn't rely on kids.
454
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,608
What am I looking at?
455
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:25,277
We are giving Baggy
a baggy family.
456
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,945
[Ennis] We've got
two baggy parents
457
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,906
that are carrying
their kids like bags.
458
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,866
But they've also got
bags of groceries
459
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,201
that they bought at Gero's.
460
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,994
Which are the bags
and which are the kids?
461
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,329
They're all bags.
That's the point.
462
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,914
Don't you think
it's confusing that this bag
463
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,582
is holding a bag
of groceries in one hand
464
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,709
and his child who is a bag
of groceries in the other hand?
465
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,419
You ever have pockets
and they get full?
466
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,004
You can't carry all
your groceries in your pockets.
467
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,088
These are just like pockets.
468
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,840
What's this child
bag of groceries holding?
469
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:47,799
Another mini--is this
470
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,051
- a baby bag of groceries?
- It's a toy bag.
471
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,637
He wants to be like mom and dad
so he's play-grocery.
472
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,181
So, this is a toy version
of his mom and dad?
473
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,974
Exactly, which was
a great idea, Marla.
474
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,267
- I love that idea.
- That's also holding groceries?
475
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,727
Yes, it is.
It's also holding groceries.
476
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,437
You're answering
all your own questions.
477
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,564
I don't understand
how a grocery bag
478
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,651
could carry groceries
inside its own body
479
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,111
when he's also receiving
grocery bags
480
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,072
- at the grocery store.
- And that's what bags do,
481
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,323
- they hold groceries.
- They went to the store
482
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,116
and they, what,
they picked up groceries,
483
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,077
- put them in themselves...
- Yes.
484
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,162
- ...then also put
groceries in bags...
485
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,914
- [Ennis] Bags.
- ...that are not sentient bags.
486
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,290
[Ennis] Not themselves.
No. You're overthinking.
487
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,209
You're underthinking it.
This bag of groceries
488
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,253
has another bag
of groceries inside.
489
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,587
She's pregnant.
490
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,382
It is a good, strong logo.
491
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,550
I love it.
492
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,719
We are presenting it tomorrow
and that is final.
493
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,188
You ready to surprise
everybody at work
494
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,524
with how distracting you are?
495
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,441
Yeah?
496
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,028
Hi.
497
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,321
Hello.
498
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,118
How was the, uh,
horse-show... play? Musical?
499
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,161
Wonderful. For the most part.
500
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,706
It's hard to know for sure
if there were really 70 horses.
501
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083
I mean, they're moving
way too fast to count
502
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,210
and they're all zipping around
this way and that but...
503
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,255
Is there a story to this show?
504
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,340
I think one of
the horses was king.
505
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,050
I mean, it was very beautiful,
506
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,053
you know, if you like horses.
507
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,430
You don't like horses?
508
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,849
I like trying new things
509
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:23,353
and I love my little Andrew.
510
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,398
I can keep him today.
511
00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,276
That would be amazing.
512
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,029
If I want beautiful drawings
like the one Felix made,
513
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,031
I have to put in the time.
514
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,991
Mom, the kids love you.
515
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,952
We may have
taken you for granted.
516
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,204
You think?
517
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,873
I didn't have help
with you, girls.
518
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,791
My parents were
far away and, what,
519
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,293
your dad was useless,
520
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,587
so I wanted you
to both have help.
521
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,881
But it can't be
my full-time job.
522
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,050
What are your
part-time hours like?
523
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,846
So, they're not doing
the campaign?
524
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,307
They're going
in a different direction.
525
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,808
What does that mean?
526
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,602
Did they find someone
better than me?
527
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,270
Oh, no, no, no, buddy.
That's the good news.
528
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,022
They're replacing you
with a pile of bags.
529
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,650
Yeah.
530
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,194
I wouldn't trade you
for a million bags,
531
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,904
not even the fancy ones.
532
00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,157
[Viv] I don't hate you, Felix.
I hate the bags now.
533
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,076
[Felix] Thanks, Viv. You, too.
534
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,410
How you doing?
You okay, buddy?
535
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,871
Can I play VR at
Ab's house this weekend?
536
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,540
- Totally over it.
- Yes.
537
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,667
You can put your entire face
into a video game all weekend.
538
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,044
- Ooh.
- Can I go, too?
539
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,087
- No.
- Okay.
540
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,839
[James]
It's basically impossible
541
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,006
to treat your kids equally.
542
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,132
[Astrid]
They're different people.
543
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,843
One will need
more help with math.
544
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:36,844
[James] And one
will need more reminders
545
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,554
not to pick their nose
and wipe it on the table.
546
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,138
[Astrid] And sure,
maybe they'll resent
547
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,432
how one summer their older
sister got to go up to camp
548
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,560
while they had to help get the
skunk smell out of the house.
549
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,811
[James] They'll eventually
550
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,437
- get over it, right?
- [Astrid] Sure.
551
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,522
[James] You can go nuts
trying to make sure
552
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,773
everything is totally fair.
553
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,191
[Astrid]
But if each of your kids
554
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,109
thinks one or the others
is the favorite,
555
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,360
you're doing a good job.
556
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,361
[Felix] Oh, no.
557
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,325
We're not just
selling groceries.
558
00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,994
We're selling family.
559
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,705
And so we present
the baggy family.
560
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,164
And the mom baggy,
561
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,625
the dad baggy made
all the little baby baggies.
562
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,670
Well, actually, the bag maker
still made all the bags.
563
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,089
"The Bag Maker" sounds
vaguely religious to me.
564
00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,299
Well, there's no God
in the bag world.
565
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,967
Hard to say there's
no God, specifically.
566
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,304
Anyway, as I was saying,
each bag contains food
567
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,639
and also carries bags
with more food.
568
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,807
It's straightforward
569
00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,727
and we don't have to
figure out if the bags eat, right?
570
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,353
But if the bags did eat--
571
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,313
Well, we don't need
to figure it out.
572
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,231
- It's not gonna come up.
- But if the bags did eat...
573
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,566
- Not gonna come up.
- ...we could tell the food
574
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,109
they ate from the food
they were holding,
575
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,819
wouldn't be all mushed up
and gross and digested either.
576
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,613
Not every puzzle
needs to be solved, you know.
577
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,698
And eventually,
the food would just disappear.
578
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,242
It would not,
you know, you know.
579
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,452
Nope.
580
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,287
Any questions?