1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:03,045 [Felix] Mom, you promised chocolate milk with lunch. 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,589 - What? No, I didn't. - [Viv] That's a chocolate lie. 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,883 [Astrid] Uh, okay, easy with the accusations. 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,468 It wasn't a lie. 5 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,761 I might have mentioned it in passing. 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,471 [Felix] Ooh, I pick the cup. 7 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,848 No fair. You always do. 8 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,558 They're exactly the same. Just pick one. 9 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,560 But I always choose wrong. 10 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,229 [Astrid] Well then pick the one you don't want. 11 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,855 It honestly doesn't matter. 12 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:25,108 Kids have very strong opinions about fairness. 13 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,902 [James] "They have more." "I didn't get a turn." 14 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,071 "Somebody keeps eating my Halloween candy." 15 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,197 It's a constant. 16 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,657 [Astrid] We should really stop eating their Halloween candy. 17 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,700 [James] Never. They obsess over who gets what. 18 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:35,536 Counting and measuring and calculating. 19 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:38,080 [Astrid] It's like living with a tiny emotional scientist. 20 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:40,332 Hey, Viv's is browner than mine. 21 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:43,877 [James] Okay, let me use my secret magic skills 22 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,797 to create the perfect chocolate squirt. 23 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,382 Not an appetizing offer. 24 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:49,466 You don't like when I say chocolate squirt? 25 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,425 No. 26 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:51,510 Here's a chocolate squirt for you. 27 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:52,553 And a chocolate squirt for you. 28 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,224 - Voila! - Yes! 29 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,559 Squirt master out. 30 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:00,561 [Astrid] You got to keep things balanced. 31 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,729 I mean, if one kid gets too much or too little... 32 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,481 [James] It could have massive consequences later in life. 33 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,482 [Astrid] It's true. 34 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,859 My sister got to go to camp, 35 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:10,237 which is why I became someone who hides her car keys. 36 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,363 Those look pretty good. 37 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,157 I might do my own little chocolate squirt. 38 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,617 - Chocolate squirt! - Chocolate squirt! 39 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:16,994 - Chocolate squirt! - Chocolate squirt! 40 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,662 - Chocolate squirt! - Chocolate squirt! 41 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,330 I now hate chocolate. 42 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,625 [theme music playing] 43 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,631 Hey, can you grab another one of these duck cracker things? 44 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:30,674 I only have one. 45 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,593 Oh, that was the last one. 46 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,511 Uh, maybe open it and split the contents? 47 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,971 There's like eight duck crackers in here. 48 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,222 One kid can do without. 49 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,183 Yeah. Okay, James, you chose which one. 50 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,185 [Viv] Why does Felix get to play? 51 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,103 Because Felix didn't spend 10 minutes telling me 52 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,355 how his friend's mother buys better cereal than I do. 53 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,982 Come on, finish up. 54 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,650 No, no, no. Back on your chair, please. 55 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,235 My chair is too loud. 56 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,196 Can it, Goldilocks. We're late. 57 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,239 I want a different breakfast. 58 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,491 Viv, every day is a battle with you. 59 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,243 Honestly, just be more like your brother. 60 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,287 Uh, can I just tag in real quick? 61 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,413 - Be my guest. - [James] Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,040 Hey, Wonder Girl. 63 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,250 So, you and your brother are both the same. 64 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,921 Of course, you know, obviously unique and individual, 65 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,672 but the same in terms of value. 66 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:11,840 - But-- - I'm full. 67 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:14,218 Well, full of love that we have for you 68 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,886 and also for Felix. 69 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:18,680 - Strong save by me. - Yeah. You crushed it. 70 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,057 Good morning. 71 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,558 I just saw a dead bird. 72 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,644 - How are you? - Uh, good. 73 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,604 Uh, Mom, can you help Viv get dressed? 74 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,064 She's not in a very proactive mood this morning. 75 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,107 Okay. Uh, yeah. Just let me get my jacket off. 76 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,777 - Ooh. Let me help you there. - Thank you. 77 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,570 Are you still gonna watch the kids after school today? 78 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,657 Uh, yes. I have to watch Corey, too, but... 79 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,784 what the hell, right? Throw them on the pile. 80 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,577 Andrew on the top of the pile, please. 81 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,246 Oh, also, Mom, uh, 82 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,248 Felix needs help with his math homework again. 83 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,667 And Andrew's cutting a tooth, so, he might be a little cranky. 84 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,627 - Thank you. - Okay. 85 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,128 Nice to see you. 86 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,632 Okay. 87 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,718 You're right, I'm gonna split up these duck crackers. 88 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,554 Yeah. This way they both get not enough. 89 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:02,933 Hey. I just want you to know 90 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,643 that I'm gonna start trying harder at work. 91 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,144 You didn't know about this meeting until I told you 92 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,312 about it one second ago in the lunchroom. 93 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:08,564 Starting now. 94 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,065 I did a little research last night 95 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,525 - and I got a little inspired. - Hmm. 96 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,777 Did you research how to stop parking in my parking spot? 97 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,404 No. I was rewatching Mad Men. 98 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,864 I wanna start being more like those guys. 99 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,740 Oh, no, please don't. When you watched Deadwood, 100 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:19,700 you started swearing all the time 101 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:20,909 and lost a lot of money gambling. 102 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,412 Reckon I broke even. 103 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,914 Packaging for Baggies Buys. 104 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,083 Will it seize people by the eyeballs 105 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,710 or push their faces away? 106 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,003 Which is the one we want? 107 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,966 Oh, no. Please don't. 108 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,843 Ennis, if you've left your car running again, 109 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,136 just go now. 110 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,182 People don't eat with their mouths. 111 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,601 They eat with their hearts. 112 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:46,685 Not true. 113 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,312 Just picture it. 114 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,106 See? It doesn't make any sense. 115 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,608 Even if that did make sense, 116 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,817 your heart would have a mouth, 117 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,320 so it still would be eating with your mouth. 118 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,321 Go on, Ennis. 119 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,617 [marker squeaks] 120 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,789 Real. Food. Real. Families. 121 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,420 Clean the splatter off the walls 122 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,255 because Ennis just blew our minds. 123 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,381 [James] Oh, dear God. 124 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,258 [Marla] I see an ad campaign, 125 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:21,220 not with models, but with real kids. 126 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,014 You know, plain, unimpressive, blah, flawed children. 127 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,599 James has two kids just like that. 128 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,184 I have three kids 129 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,353 who are not like-- they're very impressive. 130 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,687 So, not right for this. 131 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,690 Disagree. James, I'd like to hire your children. 132 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,693 Oh, I don't think Astrid is gonna go for that. 133 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,612 Well, if she won't go for it, 134 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,406 make it go for her. 135 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,283 I could tell you're pretending to hold a cigarette. 136 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:47,204 - I wasn't. - Huh? 137 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,705 I wasn't. 138 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,458 [children grunting] 139 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,793 [Nisha] Okay, okay. Whoa, whoa, who, whoa. 140 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:53,752 Kids, kids, kids, 141 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,921 Nanima needs to recharge a moment 142 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,507 so I can attack the monster. 143 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,260 Mommy's here. 144 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:04,847 Dawn's not back yet? 145 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,473 She's in her room recentering before, 146 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,350 you know, reengaging. 147 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,102 Hey, kids. Kids. 148 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,647 I hid five huge chocolates in the basement. 149 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,773 Go, go, go, go, go. 150 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,733 [Viv] Whoever gets it last loses. 151 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,236 My little secret? 152 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,654 I only hid three chocolates. 153 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:22,072 It's a fool's errand. 154 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,074 You are so good at wasting their time. 155 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,534 Thank you so much. 156 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:28,954 You only have so much bandwidth, and raising kids takes up a lot. 157 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,789 Single parents are literally heroes. 158 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:32,583 [James] If you're lucky, there's a partner sharing a load 159 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,376 and there's some bandwidth for hanging out 160 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,919 and, you know, watching The Bachelor. 161 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,254 [Astrid] And if there's a grandparent 162 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,589 or a cool auntie helping, wow, 163 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,756 you might even have time to read a book 164 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,216 or stare at your phone for an hour. 165 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,509 Dawn is unbelievable. 166 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,802 She knew that you were helping us 167 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,721 and she swoops in and has you come to her place? 168 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,055 Actually, that was my idea. 169 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:49,683 They have more food and space and every streaming channel. 170 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,768 So the kids were just watching TV? 171 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,437 Well, would it be healthier if I let them 172 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,105 beat me over the head for an hour and a half? 173 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,316 An hour and a half of TV? 174 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,777 [Astrid] Oh, look who's emerged from her Zen Palace. 175 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,530 Hardly. Mom, I asked you to take the kids outside. 176 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,616 I could barely hear my own mantra. 177 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,577 You know what? It sounds like I'm not quite working out 178 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:10,537 as a full-time free nanny. 179 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,206 So here's a solution. 180 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:13,165 I quit. 181 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,000 Oh, God. Don't be so dramatic, Mom. 182 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,877 - You'd miss Corey so much. - [Nisha] I mean it. 183 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,213 I am tired and retired. 184 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,381 I can't be an on-call nanny anymore. 185 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,467 I want to explore the city and... 186 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,387 explore Graham, and brunch with my red hats. 187 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,224 So, your kids are your kids now. 188 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,772 [Felix] We can only find three chocolates. 189 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,656 What do you think, James? 190 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,991 Yeah. No, I like it. It's like a zoo for plants. 191 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,078 So, you admit this is as much fun for kids as go-karting? 192 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:53,080 No. There's batting cages and hot dogs there. 193 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,706 This is like a indoor hike. 194 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,084 They have quail here. 195 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,377 Real quail. 196 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,295 So just a question. Have you ever had a hot dog? 197 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:01,588 - They're great. - You burned her out 198 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:02,756 by pumping out so many kids, 199 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,675 and now I'm stuck splitting the bill with you. 200 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,677 You have one child. You'll survive. 201 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,887 Please. Everyone knows the more you have, 202 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,430 the easier it gets. 203 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,515 Really? 204 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,933 Break that down for me. 205 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,018 They raise themselves. 206 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,729 The education and manners dilute as you trickle down. 207 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:20,649 But by the third one, does it even matter? 208 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,818 Oh, okay. You should have dozen kids then. 209 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,403 Things would be so simple for you. 210 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,989 Anyway, we are not losing Mom. 211 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,241 Employment retention is my specialty. 212 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,535 Don't you travel the world firing people? 213 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:34,121 These are koi fish, 214 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,164 but they're also being coy. 215 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,791 It's a pun. 216 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,251 I don't understand what you're saying. 217 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,711 That's okay. You're just a kid. 218 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,796 No, I'm not. I'm famous. 219 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,132 My face is gonna be on ketchup bottles 220 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,301 - and yours is not. - Hey, hey, hey. 221 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,385 Viv, that's not nice. 222 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,970 I mean, you might hurt Corey's feelings. 223 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,430 He could feel left out. 224 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,474 No, it's okay. I was on Soft Ones. 225 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:57,102 Oh, it's a commercial for boxed croissants. 226 00:07:57,186 --> 00:07:58,228 Soft Ones? 227 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,646 Do you know Soft Ones? 228 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,273 No. 229 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,399 I assume you wanted him, 230 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,151 but you knew he was too recognizable, 231 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,861 you know, because of Soft Ones. 232 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,446 - Right. Overexposure... - Mm-hmm. 233 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,740 ...from... Soft Ones. 234 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,617 Come on. 235 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,618 Okay. 236 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,829 [Photographer] That's great. That's great. 237 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,040 You're buying groceries for mom and papa, so good. 238 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,709 Good kids. Now we're gonna do sad faces. 239 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,211 Yeah, that's it. 240 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,462 Now, sniff the bag. 241 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,547 So fresh. That's it. That's it. 242 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,007 Yay. Happy. 243 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:28,717 Now sad. 244 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,928 What a pro. 245 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,388 It seems like a lot of direction. 246 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,890 You love that gourd, right? 247 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:36,850 We're selling peace of mind here, James. 248 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,519 We're not selling food. 249 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,103 And these kids just aren't giving it to us. 250 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,438 I can tell that's iced tea. 251 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,148 No, it isn't. Shut up. 252 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,816 Ennis is right. I'm not feeling it. 253 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,777 It's too... 254 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,861 juvenile. 255 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,447 Well, maybe that's because they're, you know, kids. 256 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:53,700 Hey, right now, they're not kids. They are employees. 257 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,285 [Photographer] And cookie break. 258 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,578 Yes! 259 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,121 [Photographer] We're getting a lot of great stuff 260 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,541 - from the older boy. - Agreed. 261 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,210 Cut the little girl and dump the baby. 262 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,294 What? No, no, no. They're all great. 263 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,254 They're all great. 264 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,505 You can't fire a five-year-old girl. 265 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:07,548 Why? 266 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,924 Just tell her it's nothing personal. 267 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,259 Tell her you'd take her out for ice cream. 268 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:12,344 Tell her to forget the whole thing ever happened. 269 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,346 - Move on. - [Viv] We're the best actors. 270 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:15,764 Right, Felix? 271 00:09:15,848 --> 00:09:17,391 Tied for first. 272 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:25,148 [James sighs] 273 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,817 Whose turn is it to do bed tonight? 274 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,403 [Viv] I'm not happy. 275 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,362 Yours. 276 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,781 [Viv] Nothing good happens to me. 277 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:35,909 Felix gets to be an actor, and you're always with Morris. 278 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,744 - Okay. - Viv, his name is Andrew. 279 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:40,372 You name someone once, and then it just kind of sticks. 280 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,582 Okay. Well, I see you're drawing your feelings. 281 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:44,042 I think that's really good. Can I see how upset you are? 282 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,462 - Okay. - Ooh. 283 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,256 Let's just take a look at... 284 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:51,341 the, uh... 285 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:53,844 - A flower. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,429 - A flower. - You know, honey, 287 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,015 people have wins and losses on different days of their life 288 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,808 and today feels kinda bit of a win, 289 00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:02,352 but this picture right here, this flower, that-- 290 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,438 - Are you kidding? - That's the real win. 291 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,481 - [Astrid] Incredible. - You like it? 292 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,233 - Oh, like it? - Like-- 293 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,028 Go pick a magnet because this is fridge material, little missy. 294 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,199 - Killed it. - [Felix] I did one, too. 295 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,452 Is it good? 296 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,748 - Oh, my God. That-- - That's beautiful. 297 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:23,999 - That's beautiful. - That is excellent job. 298 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,459 - [James] Beautiful. - [Astrid] Stunning. 299 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,963 [Felix] Maybe I should give this one to Nanima 300 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,632 so she can remember me. 301 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:32,758 Nanima didn't quit being your grandmother, 302 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:33,842 she quit being helpful. 303 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:36,303 Remember when she always used to hide chocolates for us? 304 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,972 - Yeah, that was yesterday, buddy. - Yeah. I do remember that. 305 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,891 That's the reason why your sister stayed up till 11:00. 306 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,142 [Viv] Ugh! 307 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,023 I'm here. 308 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,483 So am I. 309 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,026 Where's my little George Clooney? 310 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,987 I always said Felix had a face that could move product. 311 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:57,157 I brought a treat to say how proud I am of him. 312 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,909 Did you bring something for Viv, too? 313 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,118 Yes, of course. 314 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,620 Always got to keep things equal with the kids. 315 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,580 Otherwise, the inmates can turn on the guards. 316 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,123 So, you came here to bring them chocolate? 317 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,333 Dawn invited me. 318 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,334 [Astrid] What? 319 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,255 Please have a seat. 320 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,048 Both of you. 321 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,552 Now, it's been brought to our attention 322 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,762 that you have some concerns about the work environment. 323 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:19,972 She brought it to our attention. 324 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,140 [Dawn] And we do thank her for that. 325 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,268 Thank you, Mother. 326 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,187 - Thanks, Mom. - I didn't have concerns. 327 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:28,814 I just don't wanna do it anymore. 328 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:29,815 And we hear you. 329 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,567 And we think we have a way forward. 330 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,695 You have been cooking, cleaning, helping with homework... 331 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:38,365 Giving advice, commenting on how messy things are. 332 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,367 When your duty should only be childcare. 333 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,326 Nothing more. 334 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,787 I love spending time with the kiddos. 335 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,832 - They're pretty great. - I knew we could resolve this. 336 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,458 But the word "duties" 337 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,711 pretty much sums up the problem for me. 338 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,005 - Okay. What about just Corey? - Dawn. 339 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,175 Mom, where are you going? 340 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,010 I'm taking Graham to see Cavalia. 341 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,887 It's a theatrical presentation 342 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,598 featuring 70 horses in costumes. 343 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:05,142 You two can fend for yourselves. 344 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,816 Something different about you, Ennis. 345 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,944 It's like you're still you but now... 346 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,781 I value your opinion. 347 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,077 Success comes from standing out. Not fitting in. 348 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,246 Hey. Uh, so... 349 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,916 this is a family-centric company, right? 350 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,627 Oh, yes. The entire board is related to Mr. Gero 351 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,878 but I'm gonna find my way in. 352 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,713 Maybe a strategic marriage. 353 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,674 And this is a family-centric ad campaign, 354 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,219 so one kid is not enough, 355 00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,762 we need to have Viv back in it. 356 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:42,971 We tried Viv, James. 357 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,139 She's a total flop from the Planet Meh. 358 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,599 That's what you said you want. 359 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,100 Also, she is not a flop from the-- 360 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,811 can you just look at some pictures? 361 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,980 Just look at some pictures real quick. 362 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,565 Here she is. Look at this picture. 363 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,859 Here she is having dessert. 364 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,569 Oh, my goodness. 365 00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,530 Look at this guy. Halloween, she's so happy. 366 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,823 She's selling Halloween here. 367 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,450 Look at this on a carousel. 368 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,952 I don't know about you, but this makes me wanna 369 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620 get on a horse and go round and round. 370 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413 Not bad. Yes. 371 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,749 She's a lot more interesting than she was yesterday. 372 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,836 Success comes from standing out. 373 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,462 Not fitting in. 374 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,798 Done. 375 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,007 Girl's back in. Good call, Ennis. 376 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,134 Not Ennis' idea, but it's great. 377 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,386 Little boy's out. 378 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,304 No. The little boy stays. 379 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:26,056 Felix stays in. 380 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,016 James, I can't take this back and forth anymore. 381 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,101 It's your call. 382 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,646 Solution, the boy or the girl, just pick your favorite. 383 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,689 Oh, but not both. 384 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,441 It's a shame we couldn't keep the baby. 385 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:39,945 I have a vision of the brand growing with the child. 386 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,363 Diapers, 387 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,240 fruit leather, alcohol, 388 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,658 back to diapers. 389 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,326 Incredible. 390 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,584 [door opens] 391 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,295 Hi. 392 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,629 - Hear me out. - Mm-hmm. 393 00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,882 Give away all Felix and Viv's toys, 394 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,091 and raise Andrew as a minimalist. 395 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,259 He has 15 pacifiers. 396 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344 I think he's accustomed to a certain lifestyle. Hello. 397 00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,306 Is Viv back in the picture? 398 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:10,017 Marla told me I had to choose my favorite, 399 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,101 so they're both out. 400 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:12,853 I told her neither of them. 401 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,439 You can't take something away from Felix because it hurts Viv's feelings. 402 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,523 She's got to figure it out. 403 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,651 [Viv] I was playing with it first. 404 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,153 I was here before you. 405 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,487 I get things first. 406 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:23,655 I hate you. 407 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,115 [James] Hey. No, you don't. 408 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,454 Well, of course, we have to help them figure it out. 409 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,671 I'm just gonna tell Felix that the photographer has a tapeworm. 410 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,382 It's scary and he doesn't know what that is. 411 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,843 Why don't you just say he's not feeling well? 412 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,762 Why does it have to be a parasitic worm 413 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:47,804 eating his guts? 414 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,183 I've never seen them talk to each other like that. 415 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,643 Siblings fight. 416 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,437 I told my sister I hate her hundreds of times, thousands even. 417 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,397 I told her I wish she was never born, 418 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,315 that she was a mistake. 419 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,525 I once told her 420 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,818 that my mom told me to please ask her 421 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,153 to run away from home. 422 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:05,405 Just last week, I stole her jewelry. 423 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:06,490 Just what siblings do. 424 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,953 Don't make this about me. It's about you. 425 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,288 My brother and I weren't close growing up 426 00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,957 because I was the favorite. 427 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,584 That's because you're amazing, charming, so handsome. 428 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:20,128 Thank you. But he resented me... 429 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,255 and then I felt guilty, 430 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:23,298 and then it festered, and we had one blowup, 431 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,842 and now we barely speak. 432 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,218 I know it's hard, 433 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,262 but these guys are close. 434 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,346 It's just a blip. 435 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,684 But our house is full of love, my love. 436 00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:36,144 We can't control how they feel. 437 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,398 And Viv is strong, she can handle her emotions. 438 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,776 Be cool, she's coming. Shh. 439 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,821 I need a snack. 440 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,406 I'll be waiting outside 441 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,741 where no one wants to take my picture. 442 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:56,874 It's okay. 443 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,333 She'll move back in when she calms down 444 00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,793 or if she's a bee. 445 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,715 [Ennis] I'm glad you do think it's great. 446 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,216 - [Marla] It's wonderful. - [Ennis] Because it is. 447 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,467 - [Marla] It's gonna be fine. - Hey. 448 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,678 I know I said Felix is out but now he's back in. 449 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,929 He's over his tapeworm? 450 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,472 Oh, no, I lied about that. 451 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,016 [Ennis] It doesn't matter. 452 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,893 We've got a new campaign, 453 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,769 one that doesn't rely on kids. 454 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,608 What am I looking at? 455 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:25,277 We are giving Baggy a baggy family. 456 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,945 [Ennis] We've got two baggy parents 457 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,906 that are carrying their kids like bags. 458 00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,866 But they've also got bags of groceries 459 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,201 that they bought at Gero's. 460 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:33,994 Which are the bags and which are the kids? 461 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,329 They're all bags. That's the point. 462 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,914 Don't you think it's confusing that this bag 463 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,582 is holding a bag of groceries in one hand 464 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,709 and his child who is a bag of groceries in the other hand? 465 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,419 You ever have pockets and they get full? 466 00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:44,004 You can't carry all your groceries in your pockets. 467 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,088 These are just like pockets. 468 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,840 What's this child bag of groceries holding? 469 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:47,799 Another mini--is this 470 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,051 - a baby bag of groceries? - It's a toy bag. 471 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,637 He wants to be like mom and dad so he's play-grocery. 472 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,181 So, this is a toy version of his mom and dad? 473 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,974 Exactly, which was a great idea, Marla. 474 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,267 - I love that idea. - That's also holding groceries? 475 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,727 Yes, it is. It's also holding groceries. 476 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,437 You're answering all your own questions. 477 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,564 I don't understand how a grocery bag 478 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,651 could carry groceries inside its own body 479 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,111 when he's also receiving grocery bags 480 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,072 - at the grocery store. - And that's what bags do, 481 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,323 - they hold groceries. - They went to the store 482 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,116 and they, what, they picked up groceries, 483 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,077 - put them in themselves... - Yes. 484 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,162 - ...then also put groceries in bags... 485 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,914 - [Ennis] Bags. - ...that are not sentient bags. 486 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,290 [Ennis] Not themselves. No. You're overthinking. 487 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,209 You're underthinking it. This bag of groceries 488 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,253 has another bag of groceries inside. 489 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,587 She's pregnant. 490 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,382 It is a good, strong logo. 491 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:29,550 I love it. 492 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,719 We are presenting it tomorrow and that is final. 493 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,188 You ready to surprise everybody at work 494 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,524 with how distracting you are? 495 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:46,441 Yeah? 496 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,028 Hi. 497 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,321 Hello. 498 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,118 How was the, uh, horse-show... play? Musical? 499 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,161 Wonderful. For the most part. 500 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,706 It's hard to know for sure if there were really 70 horses. 501 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083 I mean, they're moving way too fast to count 502 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,210 and they're all zipping around this way and that but... 503 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,255 Is there a story to this show? 504 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,340 I think one of the horses was king. 505 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,050 I mean, it was very beautiful, 506 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:15,053 you know, if you like horses. 507 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,430 You don't like horses? 508 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,849 I like trying new things 509 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:23,353 and I love my little Andrew. 510 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,398 I can keep him today. 511 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,276 That would be amazing. 512 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,029 If I want beautiful drawings like the one Felix made, 513 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,031 I have to put in the time. 514 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,991 Mom, the kids love you. 515 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,952 We may have taken you for granted. 516 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,204 You think? 517 00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:42,873 I didn't have help with you, girls. 518 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,791 My parents were far away and, what, 519 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,293 your dad was useless, 520 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,587 so I wanted you to both have help. 521 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,881 But it can't be my full-time job. 522 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,050 What are your part-time hours like? 523 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,846 So, they're not doing the campaign? 524 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,307 They're going in a different direction. 525 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,808 What does that mean? 526 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,602 Did they find someone better than me? 527 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,270 Oh, no, no, no, buddy. That's the good news. 528 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:07,022 They're replacing you with a pile of bags. 529 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,650 Yeah. 530 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:12,194 I wouldn't trade you for a million bags, 531 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,904 not even the fancy ones. 532 00:19:14,530 --> 00:19:17,157 [Viv] I don't hate you, Felix. I hate the bags now. 533 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:19,076 [Felix] Thanks, Viv. You, too. 534 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,410 How you doing? You okay, buddy? 535 00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,871 Can I play VR at Ab's house this weekend? 536 00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,540 - Totally over it. - Yes. 537 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,667 You can put your entire face into a video game all weekend. 538 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,044 - Ooh. - Can I go, too? 539 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,087 - No. - Okay. 540 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,839 [James] It's basically impossible 541 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,006 to treat your kids equally. 542 00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:34,132 [Astrid] They're different people. 543 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,843 One will need more help with math. 544 00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:36,844 [James] And one will need more reminders 545 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:38,554 not to pick their nose and wipe it on the table. 546 00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,138 [Astrid] And sure, maybe they'll resent 547 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,432 how one summer their older sister got to go up to camp 548 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,560 while they had to help get the skunk smell out of the house. 549 00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,811 [James] They'll eventually 550 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,437 - get over it, right? - [Astrid] Sure. 551 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,522 [James] You can go nuts trying to make sure 552 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:49,773 everything is totally fair. 553 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:51,191 [Astrid] But if each of your kids 554 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,109 thinks one or the others is the favorite, 555 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,360 you're doing a good job. 556 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,361 [Felix] Oh, no. 557 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,325 We're not just selling groceries. 558 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,994 We're selling family. 559 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,705 And so we present the baggy family. 560 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,164 And the mom baggy, 561 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,625 the dad baggy made all the little baby baggies. 562 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,670 Well, actually, the bag maker still made all the bags. 563 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,089 "The Bag Maker" sounds vaguely religious to me. 564 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:15,299 Well, there's no God in the bag world. 565 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,967 Hard to say there's no God, specifically. 566 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,304 Anyway, as I was saying, each bag contains food 567 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,639 and also carries bags with more food. 568 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,807 It's straightforward 569 00:20:23,891 --> 00:20:26,727 and we don't have to figure out if the bags eat, right? 570 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,353 But if the bags did eat-- 571 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,313 Well, we don't need to figure it out. 572 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,231 - It's not gonna come up. - But if the bags did eat... 573 00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:32,566 - Not gonna come up. - ...we could tell the food 574 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,109 they ate from the food they were holding, 575 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,819 wouldn't be all mushed up and gross and digested either. 576 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,613 Not every puzzle needs to be solved, you know. 577 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,698 And eventually, the food would just disappear. 578 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,242 It would not, you know, you know. 579 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,452 Nope. 580 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,287 Any questions?