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[birds chirping]
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- Daddy,
don't forget the popsicles.
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- We were supposed
to bring popsicles?
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You are not my child.
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Before kids, you have
a strong sense of identity
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based on, you know,
your hobbies and interests.
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- ASTRID:
The bands you like or your job.
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- JAMES: But as you focus
on raising kids,
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it feels like
you become more generic.
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- ASTRID: People see you
as just another mom or dad.
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Mrs. Jellinek wrote
an entire recipe book?
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This is so elaborate.
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This kid made enchiladas?
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VIV: That's Gerardo.
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He stepped on my shoe
but he wants to get married.
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- Just tell Gerardo
to slow his roll.
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You hope some part
of your identity
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lives on through your kids,
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your ethnic and cultural
heritage for example,
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but, uh, even that can get lost.
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All these recipes
are so traditional.
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And we made
Rice Krispie Treats.
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Viv?
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What?
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- Why does
it say you're Indigenous,
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you're part Indian.
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- VIV: We don't use
that word anymore.
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We are Indian.
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- You're not
supposed to say that.
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Hey, Felix, great game.
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Hey, what do you say, Felix?
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- Thanks, coach.
- Yeah.
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You know, I'm really--I'm really
surprised we beat Green
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because, you know,
they're a lot better than Red.
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Well, they didn't have Felix.
He's our secret weapon.
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Yeah. Secret weapons,
they run in our family.
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I was pretty good.
My dad was a homerun king
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and Mom, very athletic.
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Felix's mom, not my dad's mom.
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But she can jump really high.
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- Dad.
- Yeah.
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You know, we have
the same batting stance.
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He knows it's all in the legs.
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- It goes like this.
- Okay.
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See you next game, slugger.
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- Yeah, yeah. We'll see you.
We'll be there.
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Hey, what do you think about
Berney bats for us...
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and just call each other that
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like, like Joey Bats, you know.
How's that sound?
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- FELIX: Dad?
- JAMES: Uh-hmm?
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When is baseball over?
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What? What do you mean
when's baseball over?
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- Season just started, pal.
- My tummy hurt the whole game.
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- You get two homeruns
on a bad tummy,
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that's like the Jordan flu game.
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Hey.
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You know, I had a bad tummy too
before games sometimes,
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- you know what really helped?
- Um, not playing?
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Something more delicious.
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- Ice cream!
- Yeah! Small scoop though.
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Sensitive gut
also runs in the family.
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Let's go, buddy!
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- All right. What are
we reading tonight, huh?
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Something with a real story,
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something that's not
about a licensed toy?
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- Read my cookbook!
- Ah, your cookbook. Yes.
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I've been meaning to talk to you
about your cookbook.
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- I'm in a real book,
like Barbie.
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Or like a scientist.
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Okay.
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So I'm part Indian, which again,
is different than Indigenous.
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And because I'm part Indian,
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that means
that you're part Indian too.
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People from India are Indian.
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- Dad is Indian?
- ASTRID: No, not Daddy,
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but Felix
and, and Dawn auntie and Corey.
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- Uncle Bo's
a citizen of the world.
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- Yeah.
Uncle Bo's also from Winnipeg.
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- And I'm from India.
- ASTRID: Well, you're not
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from India exactly.
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Nanima was born in England,
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but her parents
were born in India.
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And you and me are part Indian.
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I thought we were Canadian.
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ASTRID: Yeah, we are.
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It also is important
where your family lived.
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So if Charlotte
from Karate lived in India,
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she would be Indian too?
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- Charlotte from Karate lived
in India for like 10 years,
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and then did a lot of paperwork.
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She could technically
become a citizen, I guess.
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But being Indian is...
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not skin color.
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If you like spicy food?
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- Sure. Yes. Yup.
Let's go with that. That one.
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So a quick recap,
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you are English, Scottish,
and East Indian, and Canadian.
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And I'm a cat named Ocean.
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- Indian Ocean?
- VIV: No.
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- So the ethnicity talk
went well?
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I confused us both so much.
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- Viv forgot she was even human.
- Uh-hmm.
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- ASTRID: What's that for?
- Felix.
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Our big guy is carrying
the whole team on his shoulders
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- and it's upsetting his tum-tum.
- Yeah.
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He barely even
touched his dinner, poor guy.
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- Pre-game jitters
runs in the family.
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All elite athletes get them.
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- Do all elite athletes
also get knee pain from driving?
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- We are both
sensitive stomached athletes.
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It happens all the time.
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Cowboy Cerrone,
he puked before every big fight.
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Glenn Hall,
notorious pre-game vomiter,
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and Bill Russell the goat,
he hurled before every big game.
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- But those people
are paid to puke.
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Felix is supposed
to be doing this for fun.
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- And throwing up
makes room for all the fun.
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Don't say that to our kids.
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- MS. JELLINEK: Out you go, Viv.
Sorry you had to wait.
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Took her a while
to find her coat.
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- Yeah, that's not her coat,
or her shoes.
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Oh no.
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Viv, go find your things.
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- She does that sometimes.
- It's cool.
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Some of the stuff
she brings home is pretty nice.
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- She also pretends
to feed sandwiches
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to her shoes sometimes.
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As long as no one's eating glue,
I feel pretty good.
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- Yeah, totally.
She's, she's also really cool
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and smart,
and strong, right?
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She's great.
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- Love the class recipe book,
by the way.
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I just had one small issue.
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- Sometimes an eggplant emoji
just means eggplant, you know?
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Uh, no.
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I think--I think Viv told you
that she was Indigenous.
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She's not.
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I just--I would hate
for anyone to be offended.
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So if you wouldn't mind,
reprinting Viv's page--
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- Can I be real with you?
I paid for the printing myself.
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Crazy, I know,
but we are severely underfunded.
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Did you get
my email about donating pencils
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- and spare Kleenex?
- It's just one page.
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- Exactly.
Parents are only gonna read
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their own kid's page, right?
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You probably can't even name
another recipe from the book.
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- Well, the pasta puttanesca
really stood out.
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That's Italian
for pasta of the prostitutes.
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- Yeah.
- Look, maybe we just remove
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Viv's page from the book.
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- What?
- ASTRID: Hey,
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nice coat. It's a keeper.
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I wanna be in the book.
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All right. New plan.
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If I pay for the printing,
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can you make sure that gets to
all the other parents? Please?
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- Can you sweeten the deal
with, say, some Kleenex?
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- Yes.
We failed you as a society.
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Hmm.
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- ASTRID: Is it
gonna be much longer, Dawn?
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DAWN: Not much,
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but it's important
to prepare sushi properly.
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I heard about a man
who developed an infection
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from eating tainted sushi
and had his arm amputated.
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I'm gonna eat my own arm.
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COREY: Knowing the history
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feeds the stomach and the mind.
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- Speaking
of super authentic meals,
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I was actually thinking
that I should teach the kids
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one of our traditional
family recipes.
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Rice Krispie Treats?
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They were your favorite.
The secret's the Rice Krispies.
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- Uh, no. I was thinking
chana bhaturas.
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- NISHA: And smell up
the house with frying?
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Just order from Little India.
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Hey, Viv, dining room.
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- Okay.
- BO: Yo. I help Corey
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with his cooking videos.
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I can teach you
to make a mean aloo gobi.
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- Nope.
- Big no.
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How are we supposed
to pass on traditions
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if we don't know what they are?
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- Oh, please.
Soon, everybody will intermarry
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and everyone
will be the same shade of tan
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and everyone
will eat nutrition pills.
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That sounds terrible.
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Except for the pills part,
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I would literally
eat anything right now.
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I mean it.
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Look at us.
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Hey, that's a family tradition.
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White husbands.
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Am I a fetish?
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- Don't you feel like
we're dropping the ball
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- on our heritage?
- Your name is Astrid
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from Scandinavia.
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I'm named after
Tony Orlando's backup singers.
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We're not the ones
who dropped the ball.
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- Well, you know what?
I--I'm picking the ball back up.
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I'm going to teach Viv
how to make chana bhaturas
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and other important things.
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Hey, Felix.
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When is your baseball
game tomorrow?
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Baseball's boring.
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- No. Wait, wait.
What do you mean?
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We're, we're having
such a great time together,
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and you're so good at it.
He's amazing.
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- Fine.
Let's go to stupid baseball.
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It's tomorrow, pal.
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Stupid baseball is tomorrow.
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- ASTRID: You feed
your kids to help them grow
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and because
you're legally obligated.
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But there's
no law that makes kids
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eat the food that you serve,
so a lot of it gets wasted.
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- JAMES: There's so much
science about which foods
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have what nutrients, but you
can make a whole food pyramid
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- of the stuff, they won't eat.
- ASTRID: Oh, God.
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Food that touched on the plate
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and uneaten snacks
from school lunches.
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Stuff that was too hot,
or too green, or too mushy.
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- JAMES: Stuff they didn't eat,
but we saved them
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to eat later but then forgot
about and it went bad,
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- and that one's our fault.
- ASTRID: Yeah.
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You make chicken tenders
and fries
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three nights a week
because they love it.
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JAMES: Nope. Viv hates that.
ASTRID: Oh.
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- NISHA: Oh, ho, ho, ho. You're
missing Corey's talent show.
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I know.
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Uh, Mom, I was serious
about making the chanas.
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- Can I have the recipe?
- There's no recipe.
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I can tell you the ingredients
and how to cook it.
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- That's literally
what a recipe is.
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- Yeah. But no, no,
it won't be right.
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I don't know measurements,
you taste as you go.
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Why don't you
come over with the kids?
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We'll spend the day
together cooking and,
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and Corey can turn it
into one of his videos.
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No, God. No, no, no.
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I didn't want it
to be this big thing.
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I just want it to be this--
this very special intimate,
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passing down
family wisdom moment
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that Viv can look back
on years from now and think,
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"God, she was a good mom.
What a good mom."
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Do you have any of those
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what a great mom
memories with me?
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- Uh-hmm.
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Recipe, please.
248
00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,516
- Bitoo, Indian-cooking
is all about instinct.
249
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,476
I'm Indian. I have instincts.
250
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,398
Overshot the wasabi.
251
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,816
Oh, my brain!
252
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,068
Yeah.
253
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,612
Look at that aim.
254
00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:31,738
Heads up.
255
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,076
Do I have to play baseball?
256
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,619
- No, you don't have
to play baseball.
257
00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,162
I just thought
maybe you wanna play catch,
258
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,372
but only if you want.
259
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,665
Okay.
260
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,168
- Okay. Actually, I don't know
if I can play baseball
261
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,003
because I have a little crink in
my back and it's bothering me.
262
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,546
Wait.
263
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,257
What? What's that?
Heads up.
264
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,467
So Felix Berney.
265
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,971
Fans wanna know.
Baseball.
266
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,599
Do you hate it,
and is it your dad's fault?
267
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:01,685
- I don't hate baseball.
- Yes, it's fun, right?
268
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:03,353
I guess. It's just...
269
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,189
Sometimes
I wanna do other things.
270
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,774
- Right.
Like how Dennis Rodman
271
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,110
would wrestle for the WWE
just for a change of pace.
272
00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,445
Who did what?
273
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,406
Sands of Time,
274
00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,408
buried a lot
of unique treasures.
275
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,411
My point is,
I don't wanna force you
276
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,579
to do something
you don't wanna do,
277
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,165
but also I don't want you
to give up something
278
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,250
that might give you
years of pleasure
279
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,127
just because you're like
a little bored of it.
280
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,756
Oh, my God.
281
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,216
Did you see that?
That curve.
282
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,468
- Curve dance.
- JAMES: Yeah. There we go.
283
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:35,928
Now we're having fun.
284
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,638
Okay, high heater coming in.
285
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,682
Felix?
286
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,941
Do they sell freezies?
287
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,734
What's all this weird stuff?
288
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,111
- It's not weird, sweetie,
it's Indian.
289
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,579
Uh, excuse me.
Can you help me?
290
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,873
Um, I'm looking
for ground cilantro.
291
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,166
Oh, wait,
that's not the right word.
292
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,377
It's not coriander.
293
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,379
Tip of my tongue.
294
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,588
Dhaniya.
295
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,298
Ground dhaniya,
where can I find that?
296
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:15,175
I don't know. I don't work here.
297
00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,885
- I'm sorry. I just thought--
298
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,470
I know what you thought.
299
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:22,307
[speaking foreign language]
300
00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,227
- I wasn't being racist.
I was just being stupid.
301
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,981
Like wearing a red vest
at a store you don't work at.
302
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:34,027
Oh, what you get there,
my little bitoo?
303
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,864
Something for Nana G?
304
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,699
Can I buy these big chips?
305
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,374
Meow. Meow.
306
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,460
- Excuse me.
Where's the international aisle?
307
00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,962
Next one over?
308
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,172
You work here, right?
309
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,631
Yeah.
310
00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,884
- ASTRID: Yeah. Some people
are just vest people.
311
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:03,182
Uh, so do they have
ground dhaniya, cori--cilantro?
312
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,142
Damn it. Is it all over there?
313
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,394
All spices
are in the international aisle,
314
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,146
except for these.
315
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,607
- ASTRID: Salt, pepper,
and everything
316
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,358
bagel seasoning.
Yup. That tracks.
317
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,113
All right, Kitty.
Let's travel abroad.
318
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:28,624
- Hey.
- Hi.
319
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,375
- I thought you were going
to an Indian grocery store?
320
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,252
- Yeah, I did.
- Well,
321
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,963
- but this is from Gero's.
- Uh, doy, James?
322
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:37,341
I got this stuff from Gero's
because we're a Gero's family.
323
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,550
- Hey.
I thought we talked about this.
324
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:39,593
The doys are for others.
325
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,347
- Where's Viv?
- She's using the litter box.
326
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,350
- You know,
I am respecting her commitment.
327
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,101
- I know.
- Well, well, how do we--
328
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,561
what can--how can I help?
Where--what--how I--
329
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,854
I don't know.
330
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,940
I think what I'll do
is just access
331
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,025
the deep well of information
from my ancestors
332
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,360
from around the world.
333
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,613
- Google. I see.
- Google.
334
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,740
- You know what?
I hear is an excellent resource.
335
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,367
Delicious Corey's kitchen.
336
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,285
- Let's do that. Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
337
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,497
Today, me and daddy
338
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:11,625
are gonna make
authentic Indian aloo gobi.
339
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,418
- Namaste, Corey.
- Namaste, Daddy.
340
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,254
- I hate it. No.
- Sorry. So sorry. My bad.
341
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,421
- I think
I'm just gonna wing it.
342
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,048
- Yeah.
- Me, Viv,
343
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,342
our Indian instincts
making chana bhaturas.
344
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,052
- And I'm gonna follow
my instincts
345
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,012
by having the phone tell me
the directions to Felix's game.
346
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:25,722
- I believe in you.
- Nah you.
347
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,520
- NISHA: Hello?
- Hi, Mom.
348
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,151
Okay. Let's do this!
349
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,363
Time to go, pal.
What's happening?
350
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,198
You in the zone?
351
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,576
- Am I distracting you?
- My toes are itchy.
352
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,786
- Okay. I think that's
a solvable problem.
353
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,246
Let's get out there
and scratch them toes.
354
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,293
You sure that's all
that's bothering you, buddy?
355
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:57,087
- I just don't feel
like playing, Dad.
356
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:59,548
- Okay. Okay.
I understand that. I do.
357
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,175
But perseverance
is also important
358
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,509
and we've never
beaten Blue before,
359
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,594
and they're very smug.
360
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,222
So I just wanna
make sure that you're sure.
361
00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:09,349
Are you mad?
362
00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,852
No, no. Son, no.
363
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,646
I just want you to find
something that you love,
364
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,064
doesn't have to be baseball.
365
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,192
Could be dancing.
366
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,443
I wanna drive a tank.
367
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,530
- Okay. I'll see
if there are lessons for that.
368
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,115
- Let's just go home.
- Okay.
369
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,909
- Okay. I gotta just
quickly tell your coach
370
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,619
- that we're not coming.
- Hey, guys.
371
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,954
We're gonna beat Blue today.
I can feel it.
372
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,164
My guy.
373
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,376
- You know,
let's just go straight home.
374
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,423
- Okay. The base of all good
Indian cooking is the masala.
375
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,091
Great. What is in that?
376
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,594
Tomatoes, onion, jeera.
377
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,554
- As far as quantity
is concerned,
378
00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:50,098
I know we're using
our instincts and my instinct
379
00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:53,685
is telling me a quarter
teaspoon of ground jeera.
380
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,146
Half a teaspoon. One spoon.
Give me a clue, woman.
381
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,065
- I'm half-Indian.
382
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,316
You don't say.
383
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,943
Okay then, half.
384
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,529
- That's very cute.
She's actually a quarter.
385
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,113
So is it actually a quarter?
386
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,698
- Dawn, I need you
to chop more ginger.
387
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:07,699
DAWN: On it.
388
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,451
So exciting.
389
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:12,913
Do I smell a crossover
with Delicious Corey's Kitchen.
390
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,206
- Looking good, bitoo.
- ASTRID: Mom, Mom.
391
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,667
- You gotta wait for me.
- Chulas wait for no one.
392
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,461
- Okay, Viv, what's next?
- Um, let's see.
393
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:21,880
These.
394
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,383
- What is that?
- Chilies, and garam masala.
395
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,134
- DAWN: Bo makes
some spicy mango cocktail
396
00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:28,345
- with garam masala.
- Oh, that sounds horrible.
397
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,596
- It's not great.
- ASTRID: But hold on,
398
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,723
can we just--because I--Mom,
I need to know the amounts
399
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:32,766
and you're going too fast.
400
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,601
Can I put these in?
401
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,520
- NISHA: Yup. Go ahead, bitoo.
- ASTRID: You don't--Mom,
402
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,105
this whole thing
would be a lot easier
403
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,898
if you bothered to teach us
when we were kids.
404
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:43,360
- Wow. I'm glad I'm the one
holding the knife. [groans]
405
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,196
- VIV: I want to put
Rice Krispies in.
406
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,031
- Viv, we gotta
follow the recipe,
407
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,658
- whatever the hell that is.
- But to be fair,
408
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,244
- she did try to teach us.
- No, she didn't.
409
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,414
- Yes, I did, but you girls
never wanted to learn.
410
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,499
Every time I said
we were having Indian food,
411
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,251
there'd be
such moans and groans.
412
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,461
You said you wanted hotdogs
and macaroni and cheese
413
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,046
- like your friends.
- Not all of the time.
414
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,965
- When are we making
Krispie Treats?
415
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,091
- Wait. Viv, not now.
- No, no, no.
416
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,010
We would have
Indian food once a week,
417
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,761
but you were embarrassed
of the smells
418
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,263
and the yellow fingernails,
419
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,599
and said you wanted
to eat normal food.
420
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,434
So, one day I just stopped.
421
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,813
- Viv, Viv, Viv. No.
Don't, Viv...
422
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,702
- NISHA: Leave it.
We can start over.
423
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,454
ASTRID: Let's just forget it.
424
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,998
It's not like Viv is gonna eat
the chanas anyway.
425
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,583
Why would she?
426
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,127
Most Indian thing
we have is chai.
427
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,379
- It's from Starbucks.
- It's not a big deal.
428
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,839
Maybe not for you, Mom.
429
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:48,008
You go out in the world
and people know who you are.
430
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,635
Those people at the Indian store
431
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,220
did not even know
that I was Indian.
432
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,180
And they did think
that I was racist.
433
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,474
- Calling them
those people doesn't help.
434
00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:01,480
I get called exotic.
435
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,607
Which means pretty
but not quite why.
436
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,526
- Well, that describes me
to a T.
437
00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,736
- You think
I don't have to prove myself,
438
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,364
a brown woman
in the Western world?
439
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:14,451
Beta, who cares
about everybody else?
440
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,913
I know exactly who you are,
my daughter,
441
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:21,166
strong, independent,
442
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,085
unable to cook in two cultures.
443
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,213
- Well, I burnt pad thai,
so, make that three.
444
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:33,470
Excuse me.
I gotta go apologize to a cat.
445
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,183
Hey, Viv.
446
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,234
Meow. Meow, meow.
447
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,988
Well, I guess Viv left.
448
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,574
Oh, well, at least I get
to keep all her toys.
449
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,118
No, you can't. I'm right here.
450
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:58,620
- There you are.
- I'm sorry I messed up.
451
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,664
Hey, you didn't.
452
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,583
I'm the one
who made a mess of things.
453
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,171
Rice Krispie Treat?
454
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,966
- I know these aren't Indian
but I really like them.
455
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,968
- You know,
my dad used to make these
456
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,219
for me when I was little.
457
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,889
- Was he Indian?
Can dads be Indian?
458
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:19,808
- My dad wasn't Indian,
but--but some dads are,
459
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,435
like, half a billion of them.
460
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,562
They're my favorite.
461
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,647
Mine too.
462
00:18:25,731 --> 00:18:27,482
When I used
to make them with my dad,
463
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:29,359
he would let me mix
in all the marshmallows
464
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,778
and sometimes we'd throw in
some special treats
465
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,655
like chocolate chips
or licorice all sorts,
466
00:18:33,739 --> 00:18:35,115
which are disgusting.
467
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,993
But the rainbow sprinkles, woo!
468
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,828
Can we put cookies in?
469
00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:41,330
- We can throw
whole chocolate bars in.
470
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,998
Yes.
471
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,000
- You know how I told you
that you were English,
472
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,252
- and Scottish, and Indian?
- Uh-hmm.
473
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,755
- Well, you are
all those things.
474
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,965
But I forgot to tell you
that you are something
475
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,550
that's totally
different than me,
476
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:54,843
or Daddy, or Nanima.
477
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,386
You're you.
478
00:18:57,596 --> 00:19:01,141
And there's nobody
on planet Earth who is like you.
479
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,644
Becoming a parent
is a massive shift in identity.
480
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,771
You can't escape
the tickle monster!
481
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,275
Your name changes to mom
or dad like almost overnight.
482
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:14,655
Viv, I blamed your dad
for eating these.
483
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,532
- JAMES: Your life turns
into talking about your kids,
484
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,700
following them around,
collecting pictures of them.
485
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,536
- ASTRID: It's like being
obsessed with a K-pop group.
486
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:22,829
- JAMES: Yeah, it sucks
to lose some of your identity.
487
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,289
- ASTRID:
But it's amazing to watch
488
00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,832
your kids develop theirs.
489
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,876
- What are you doing?
- Well, I'm busting a move.
490
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,044
What does
it look like I'm doing?
491
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,755
- Stop, Daddy.
- What? I can't--I can't stop.
492
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,550
- What--what's happening?
- You have to pop your hip.
493
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:36,301
- I have to the pop my hip?
How do I do that, like that?
494
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,011
- You're doing great.
- Thanks, buddy.
495
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,263
Now, shimmy.
496
00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,685
- ASTRID: Why are you limping?
- I shimmied too hard.
497
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,603
- So are we ordering
pizza or what?
498
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,605
DAWN: No need. Voila!
499
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,816
- I added a little of this,
a little of that.
500
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:54,069
It's not what we were going for
but it's pretty good.
501
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,487
And it smells delicious.
502
00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:56,989
- The secrets
the Rice Krispies.
503
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,866
I want one.
504
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,742
- What is--this is amazing.
What do you call it?
505
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,911
- I call them
hot sloppy Nishas.
506
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,791
All right, jaldee,
let's eat before it gets cold.
507
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,001
[snarls]
508
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,127
[chuckles]
509
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,006
- Hi, and welcome
to Delicious Corey's Kitchen.
510
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:17,134
Today, I'm gonna show you
how to make pumpkin gnocchi
511
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,470
with whipped ricotta
and burnt butter cashews,
512
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,056
alongside
with my sous-chef, Mom.
513
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,561
- That's right,
Delicious Corey.
514
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,106
There ain't nothing hokey
about this gnocchi.
515
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,525
Um, I couldn't find
any ethically sourced cashews,
516
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,444
so I had to substitute walnuts.
517
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,908
I'm gonna need a minute.
518
00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,452
It's okay.
I'm just gonna inhale, exhale...
519
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,662
Um, we'll be right back.
520
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,581
Bo. Bo, come quick.
521
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,917
Corey is freaking out.