1 00:00:01,085 --> 00:00:03,379 - [kids shouting indistinctly] 2 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,470 - [groans] 3 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:22,774 - [grunts] 4 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,613 - Astrid? - Yes, I'm fine. 5 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:29,906 Let's do this, I'm up. 6 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,741 Oh, you're not with them? 7 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:33,451 - No, I thought they were with you. 8 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:35,036 Thought that it's your job to... I just... 9 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,662 I thought they were with you, at this moment. 10 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,332 - Relax, James. It's not like anyone exploded. 11 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,416 Viv with Betty. 12 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,376 - One exploded. Still pretty good. 13 00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:43,753 - [Viv screams] 14 00:00:44,587 --> 00:00:46,214 - FELIX: Look at the mess you made! 15 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,673 You're cleaning this up. 16 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,675 I put you in jail for a reason. 17 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,469 - I could get out whenever I want! 18 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,054 - FELIX: No, you can't. - VIV: You're poo-poo. 19 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,680 - FELIX: You're a poo-poo! - VIV: You are! 20 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,682 - Okay, Viv, Viv, come out from the clothes, please. 21 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,768 - Felix, what are you doing here? Come on, buddy. 22 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:00,394 - I put her in jail. She's dumb. 23 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:01,979 - You can't call your sister dumb. 24 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:04,148 Anyone overhears that, you're gonna get canceled very hard. 25 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,566 - What's burning? Did you burn cereal? 26 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,068 - I'm making eggs. - [fire alarm beeps] 27 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,403 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Okay, it's fine. 28 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:10,947 Here we go. Back up! 29 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,949 - Astrid: There's a lot of research out there that shows 30 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:16,285 people with kids are less happy than people without kids. 31 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,372 - And look, it's hard to argue with the facts. 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,124 Before kids, we had this. 33 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,542 [screams] 34 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,503 Now, we have this. 35 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,842 - JAMES: Before, it was kinda like this. 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,512 Now, it's more like this. 37 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:38,766 - ASTRID: And we swapped this, for this. 38 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,101 - [Felix imitates farts] 39 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,312 - JAMES: So, it's very possible that these big idiots 40 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:47,108 have made a huge mistake by having these little idiots. 41 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,442 - ASTRID: Idiots like us. 42 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:51,112 These are our kids, Felix and Vivian. 43 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,738 I'm Astrid, this is James. 44 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,324 - JAMES: And I'm James. Now there's two of them. 45 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:59,328 - ASTRID: No! Anyway, are parents less happy 46 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:00,663 than childless people? 47 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:02,123 - JAMES: How do you even measure happiness? 48 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:03,541 - ASTRID: That's where I can help. 49 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,126 You see, before becoming a full-time mom, 50 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,377 I was a data analyst. 51 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:08,504 So, I take raw, quantifiable data 52 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:09,839 like money, free time, 53 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:11,591 uninterrupted minutes on the toilet, 54 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,551 and I present them in ways that people can understand. 55 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:15,469 But what about the data you can't measure? 56 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:18,514 Like joy, pride, and good vibes, man? 57 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:20,266 Shouldn't that count too - JAMES: Yeah, right? 58 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:22,226 Maybe we don't have as much money or time or fun, 59 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,979 but we do have... - ASTRID: You know, kids. 60 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:27,857 - Yeah, that stuff can just go on the floor. 61 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,817 - Think of the floor as one big shelf. 62 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:30,818 - Kids certainly do. 63 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,278 - Chuck emailed me last night. 64 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,280 - Hey, how is old Chucky? 65 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,489 - That's my old boss. 66 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:36,991 - Yeah, I didn't know. You caught me. 67 00:02:37,033 --> 00:02:38,951 - He said my job's available in a few months 68 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,286 if I'm ready to go back. 69 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,662 - Oh! That's amazing! 70 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,581 Do you... It's totally up to you. We need the money. 71 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:45,708 - Yes, no, I'm definitely going back. I need to earn. 72 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,335 And also, my brain's turning to mush. 73 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:48,753 The other day, I forgot the word "Japan." 74 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,421 - That was today. - When I'm a working girl, 75 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:53,174 I'll never forget Japan again. So, I just need to let 'em know. 76 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,760 - Viv's hogging the red crayons. - No, I'm not. 77 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,470 - Okay, guys, we're having coffee. 78 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,721 This is our time, remember? 79 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:00,348 - You guys shouldn't be drawing anyway 80 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,141 unless you're ready for school. Are you ready for school? 81 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:03,517 - I need underwear. - JAMES: Well... 82 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:04,977 - Buddy, you're wearing pants. 83 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,771 - Yeah, that's called going commando. 84 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:09,065 That can't be right. They, for sure, wore underwear. 85 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,692 - Or bareback. No, that's not right either. Raw dog! 86 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:12,735 - [groans] 87 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:16,239 You know what we should do? We should celebrate. 88 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,156 - Yes. 89 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,658 - A nice dinner, just you and me. 90 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,534 - Can we find a last minute babysitter 91 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,036 that can handle Viv? 92 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:26,832 - The kids can't come. Breakfast this morning 93 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,000 was like a Vikings' banquet. 94 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,252 - No, it's normal. 95 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,628 My sister and I used to have wet bread fights. 96 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:31,837 - I'd like to go to a nice place 97 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,422 where they don't let you throw wet bread. 98 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:35,633 - I thought you said it was supposed to be a celebration. 99 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:37,301 - [Felix shouts indistinctly] 100 00:03:37,802 --> 00:03:40,054 - Okay, well, all the babysitters are booked. 101 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,931 Anyway, aren't you going to Ennis's tonight? 102 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:43,182 - I'll just bail. 103 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,934 We should do something nice. We never do that anymore. 104 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:47,436 - What? Didn't we just have that turkey cranberry thing? 105 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:48,771 - Christmas dinner? 106 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:51,148 - Why don't we order a fancy pizza? 107 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,566 - No, no, no, that's not nice enough. 108 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,986 I'm gonna make us the pork shoulder thing, 109 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,279 and you are gonna love it. 110 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,531 - So, do I have to buy the stuff for that, too? 111 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,575 - No. Yes, yes. Yes, please. 112 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,081 - What? 113 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:09,583 - Your coffee, your coffee. - No, there's caffeine in that. 114 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,127 - Tonight, we celebrate two incomes. 115 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:16,882 - Yatta! That means, "we did it", in... place. 116 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:17,758 - You can do it! 117 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,927 - Japan! - There it is! 118 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,387 - Bye! 119 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:26,934 - ASTRID: That one? We do that one? 120 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:28,311 - DAWN: Hello, Astrid. 121 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,562 - Oh, Dawn. Hi. 122 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,397 - I'm so surprised to see you in here. 123 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,025 This place is so overpriced. 124 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,610 Nine dollars for mustard? [scoffs] 125 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,905 - Yes, well, it's a special occasion. 126 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,116 We're splurging on an animal who's seen the sunlight. 127 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,784 - Say hi to Dawn Aunty. - DAWN: Hi. 128 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,829 Your cousin Cory and uncle Bo are looking at the bone broth. 129 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,998 - Go on. - BO: Hey! 130 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,500 - ASTRID: How's Bo? He seems smiley. 131 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:52,793 - Having a nervous breakdown 132 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,253 and being ousted from his own company 133 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:56,505 was the best thing that's ever happened to him. 134 00:04:56,547 --> 00:05:00,926 He loves homeschooling Cory and is teaching himself to craft. 135 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,137 - ASTRID: Did he craft that fun hat? 136 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,139 - Still learning. 137 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,516 So, what's the occasion? 138 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:11,270 Uh, well, in a few months, I'm going back to work, paid work. 139 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:14,023 - Astrid, this is fantastic! - I know. 140 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,316 - Have you told Mom yet? 141 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:17,526 She's worried you betrayed your feminist ideals. 142 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:18,861 - No, I didn't betray anything. 143 00:05:18,903 --> 00:05:20,571 I stayed home because James makes more money 144 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:22,823 because he has a valuable penis and I have a garbage vagina. 145 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,116 Please don't tell Mom 146 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,826 because I really don't need the career advice. 147 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,828 - Oh, you don't wanna know about what make-up to wear 148 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,705 or how shiny your work clothes should be? 149 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,374 - No, I've already heard about how shiny 150 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:32,875 my at-home clothes should be. 151 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,126 - DAWN: Speaking of Mom, 152 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,212 did you get her email about the vegan food... 153 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:39,090 I think she read it on a blog... 154 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:46,931 - ♪ My love must be a kind of blind love ♪ 155 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:53,479 ♪ I can't see anyone but... ♪ 156 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,398 - [screams] 157 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:58,734 - Hey, hey, hey! - Does she know how to breathe? 158 00:05:58,776 --> 00:05:59,944 Really breathe? 159 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,570 - Yes, she's an ace breather, Bo, thank you. 160 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,907 - It's natural, kiddo, all this stuff used to be animals. 161 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,158 - Okay, she's just never seen 162 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,411 a decapitated animal before, have you? 163 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,495 - Oh. 164 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:13,040 - Okay, maybe we skip the meat for today? 165 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,421 - Hey, James, I sent you a work email. 166 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,674 - You sent me a work email? And... 167 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,467 Hey, Ennis! 168 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:26,011 You cannot send me deep fake nudes of myself. 169 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,472 - I'm an artist. Are you confirmed for tonight? 170 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:29,974 - Yeah, I'm gonna try and make it, yes. 171 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,560 - No, no, that is the battle-cry of the no-show. 172 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,727 - I have a family thing. 173 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,271 - So, come after. It's not complicated. 174 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,314 Why am I the only one working in this friendship? 175 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:38,524 - Nice nudes, James. 176 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,276 Hey, Marla, this is not... This is a joke. 177 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,486 Yeah, I know, relax. Ennis already sent 'em to me. 178 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,822 - How's it goin', boss? - Considering what a goldmine 179 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:46,532 the pandemic has been for the grocery world, 180 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,159 I'd say it's going pretty freakin' well! 181 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,870 - Except for the death and the illness, though, right? 182 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,372 - Sure. But we're opening four new franchises 183 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,915 in the next 15 months. 184 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,167 I could kiss COVID. 185 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,793 - That's definitely how you get it. 186 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,004 - We're gonna sweat, and we're gonna bleed and we're gonna cry. 187 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,464 And who knows what fluids will leak? 188 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,466 But once we crush these openings, 189 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:06,719 this gal is gonna be a VP. 190 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,014 - Awesome! Is there anything you needed? 191 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,974 - Just your hard work. Your loyalty. 192 00:07:12,016 --> 00:07:15,311 And James, you're gonna need those balls. 193 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,105 - Uh, not mine. 194 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:21,025 - Why did she point at me when she said fluids? 195 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,359 - I'm asking Astrid. 196 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,153 - Don't hide behind Astrid. You promised you'd come 197 00:07:24,195 --> 00:07:26,530 and now you're using your family as an excuse to suck. 198 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,782 - She says I can go, it's cool. - Great, okay! 199 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,785 - Give me your buy-in so I know you're locked in. 200 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,747 It's a new policy. 201 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,500 - JAMES: This is a very special dinner 202 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,335 because we're celebrating Mom going back to work. 203 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,795 - ASTRID: Yes. Celebration pasta. 204 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,422 No meat at all, Viv. 205 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:45,382 - I like meat. 206 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,302 - Okay, 'cause this morning, you... 207 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:49,553 You know what? Never mind. 208 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,013 Just gonna blow right past that one. 209 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:53,766 - It's okay. Let's raise our glasses to Mummy 210 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,435 who put her career on hold, a big sacrifice, 211 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,896 that mostly women have to make because we live in a patriarchy, 212 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,482 - James? - Yep, let's focus. Here it is. 213 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,567 Cheers. - [sighs] The cheers! 214 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,778 - The cheers, to you, and you, and to you... 215 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,947 - And to all of us. - To all of us. 216 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,740 Okay. Now, Felix... 217 00:08:09,782 --> 00:08:11,992 - Cheers! Cheers! 218 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:15,246 - Hey, Felix. Did something happen at school today 219 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,248 that maybe made you feel proud? 220 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,541 Diarrhea. 221 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,668 - Felix, your father's asking you a question. 222 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,877 - Diarrhea. 223 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:25,714 - Let's just sit down and commence the civilized meal. 224 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:27,424 - Toilet! - [kids laugh] 225 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,760 - Toilet is a toilet word, Viv. 226 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,806 - ASTRID: I'll be the first one to admit 227 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,058 that children are naturally jerks. 228 00:08:37,268 --> 00:08:39,562 As parents, you have to stop jerk-like behavior 229 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,689 or it will get worse and worse as they get older. 230 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,315 - JAMES: And the world has enough adult jerks, 231 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,609 so, you know, please do your part. 232 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,279 - My name is DJ Poopy-in-the-house! 233 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,781 - VIV: My name is DJ Peepee-in-the-house! 234 00:08:50,823 --> 00:08:53,325 - We don't need to make the bread pee and poo. 235 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,868 - That's enough. Viv, go back to your seat. 236 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,496 Felix, eat your food! - Eat your food. 237 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,541 - Viv, Felix, sit down. Let's enjoy Mummy's great meal. 238 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,711 I don't want it. It's gross. 239 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:05,004 - [exclaims] 240 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,839 - ASTRID: All right, enough! Enough! 241 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,966 Everybody calm down. 242 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:13,095 Now, this is really important to Mummy and Daddy. Understand? 243 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:16,390 So, I promise you, that if we just stay in our seats, 244 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:17,683 and we don't yell at each other 245 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:19,727 and we don't make gross noises... 246 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,270 - [James farts] 247 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:26,609 - I promise that we can have a really nice time. 248 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,402 - I love it. - ASTRID: So, how about this? 249 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:32,156 How about we reset this dinner? Okay? A do-over. 250 00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:34,825 - Do-over! - ASTRID: Yep. Okay? 251 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:36,869 Starting with the cheers. Okay? 252 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,495 - Do-over! - ASTRID: Right. 253 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,831 Cheers, everybody, ready? 254 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,374 Cheers. 255 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,126 - Oh, my God! Okay, okay. 256 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:45,628 - ASTRID: Don't move, don't move! 257 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,588 Don't move, there's glass everywhere, 258 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:49,548 it get in your eyes, you need your eyes. 259 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,717 - [cries] - James! 260 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,094 - Shit! - Toilet word! 261 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:58,891 - [sighs] 262 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:01,727 - Well, we'll try again when they're teenagers. 263 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,187 - Do you have to go to Ennis's? 264 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,438 - I already bought in, 265 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,315 and he gave me a whole thing about bailing. 266 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:09,193 - If you stay, I'll make it worth your while. 267 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,905 - The sad thing is that this is working on me. 268 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,741 - Like a little bit of this? - Yeah, these are all the moves. 269 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,910 - These are all my favorites. - [Astrid chuckles] 270 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,204 - I've got glass in my bum. 271 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,499 - No, I don't think you have glass in your bum. 272 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,752 - Yes, I do. It's cutting me. I can feel it right now! 273 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,129 - It seems unlikely 'cause we were wearing pants. 274 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,006 - Yeah, it seems... - FELIX: There is. 275 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,841 You have to get it out. 276 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,885 - Okay, okay, how about this? 277 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,304 I think before Daddy goes to have fun with his friends, 278 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:40,015 maybe he should check your bum for glass. 279 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:47,815 - ENNIS: Can be a little depressing, but... 280 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:48,982 Look at her. 281 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,484 - Slow down. - Not bad. 282 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:51,694 You gotta move fast, 283 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,237 or else you'll never find what you're looking for. 284 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,863 - How're you making decisions this quick? 285 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,448 What's wrong with her? - She's wearing a sweater-- 286 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,534 - What about-- -She does cartwheels. 287 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,661 - Can you go back? - No, you don't want to. 288 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,037 You gotta pay extra to do that. 289 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,539 - KEVIN: Is that her dog? - Okay, see this one? 290 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,915 - Yeah? - Yeah, you think yoga pose 291 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,208 means bendy in a sexy way, 292 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,710 but really it means a lot of conversations 293 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,503 about how you don't drink enough water. 294 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,713 How's Astrid? 295 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:14,842 - No, yeah, she's great. She's going back to work. 296 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,260 We tried to celebrate tonight, 297 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,429 but Felix and Viv were going through a sabotage phase. 298 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,265 - I keep telling you having kids is a huge mistake. 299 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,767 - And I thought you'd stop telling me that once I had them. 300 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,227 - Well, they keep proving my point. 301 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,354 But, unlike your kids, I can actually help. 302 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,815 I have a reservation tomorrow night at Fauf Nine. 303 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,400 It's a phenomenal new place, but I can't go 304 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,610 because my dodgeball team made the playoffs. 305 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,237 - Wait, you still play ironic sports? 306 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,322 - I take my dodgeball very seriously. 307 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,658 Try to hit me with that pillow. - No. 308 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,119 - Smart choice, you would have missed. 309 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,204 - So, this-- - Fauf-- 310 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497 - All right. Is it expensive? 311 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,458 'Cause last month I got a parking ticket 312 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,876 and I couldn't afford deodorant. 313 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,836 - I'll tell you what. Play your cards right tonight, 314 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,881 and maybe you could win the cash you need. 315 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,468 ♪ 316 00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:00,137 - PERSON 1: I need a hay. - No, that's what sheeps do. 317 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,848 - Do you have any sheep? - [laughs] 318 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,309 - Don't. 319 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,019 - ENNIS: You know where to put it! 320 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,646 - That's gonna come back to haunt you, I don't know how. 321 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,274 - JAMES: All right, sheep for you. 322 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,571 Always fun. 323 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,448 I said I needed sheep! 324 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,037 - PERSON 1: Five. - Okay, okay, okay. 325 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,288 - [indistinct chatter] 326 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,749 - Just so you know, I am four points away 327 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,375 from being your champion of the evening. 328 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,752 - James and I only need one point. 329 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,962 - I've faced worse odds. Are you done? 330 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,422 - I need a wheat. - I've wheat. 331 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,591 - I've wood. Wood for weed. - I don't need wood. 332 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,384 I need sheep. I need sheep. 333 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,637 Okay, stop. But if I had a wheat, 334 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,223 I could build a town, you know, 335 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,642 the kind of town that one might take their wife out on. 336 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,853 - Well, in this economy, wheat will cost you a sheep. 337 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,356 - Help me out here. - ENNIS: That's a good price! 338 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,275 You won't make the deal? No wheat off my back. 339 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,777 - PERSON 2: Wonderful! - ENNIS: What? 340 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,780 - PERSON 2: I'm now able to make the longest roads. 341 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,073 - ENNIS: What? - A winning move! 342 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,282 - Are you serious? Where? 343 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,951 - PERSON 2: Come on. Don't be shy, boy. 344 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,411 - I still want that reservation. 345 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,256 - Wake up, wake up, wake up! 346 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,049 - JAMES: This shouldn't be happening. 347 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:21,385 - Wake up, wake up, wake up! 348 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,803 - Can I get an hour? 349 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,263 - Yeah, I already gave you an hour. 350 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,390 - Your turn to battle the kids. - You can't win! 351 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,599 - Thirty minutes. - No! 352 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,809 You can't go out with your friends 353 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,394 and sleep till 9:30. Get him! 354 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,312 - No, wait! Time! I made a reservation 355 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,857 at Fauf Nine. Very nice, hard to get into, 356 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,775 dinner, just the two of us. 357 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,610 - Did you book a babysitter? 358 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:42,155 - [groans] Okay, okay. I texted your mom, I texted your mom. 359 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,407 - What? - I... 360 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,449 - The last time, 361 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,868 they were eating bowls of whipped cream 362 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,369 and watching Fast and the Furious. 363 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:48,620 - I know, Felix ruined the ending for me. 364 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,872 - Shaw killed Seoul-Oh. 365 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,874 - Yes, Shaw killed me as well, I feel like. 366 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,500 - Okay, fine. But just so you know, 367 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,043 Viv's pretending to water a garden 368 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,962 by pouring milk on the couch, so you're dealing with that. 369 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,882 - Okay. - Oh, my God! 370 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,893 - Watch me, I'm Mummy. And I'm cleaning. 371 00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:13,145 - No, Daddy cleans too. 372 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,147 It's everyone's job to tidy the house. 373 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,066 Felix, tidy the slide, both of you clean it! 374 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,407 - [line ringing] 375 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,160 - CHUCK: Hello? - Chuck, hi, it's Astrid. 376 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,745 - CHUCK: Hi, how are ya? How's the family? 377 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,496 - I'm good, I'm good, yeah, they're good. 378 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,666 Listen, I was just calling because I wanted to take you up 379 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,959 on that job offer. 380 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,211 - CHUCK: So, you're coming back? - Yes. 381 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,005 - CHUCK: Well, that's great news! 382 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,925 ♪ 383 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:49,389 - [chuckles] 384 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,019 - Stop! Stop it! Stop it! 385 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,687 - CHUCK: What? - No, no, not you. [laughs] 386 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,564 Sorry, no, not you. 387 00:14:57,606 --> 00:14:59,983 Yes, I'll totally learn the new software. 388 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:02,694 - CHUCK: Great! - Yeah, that would be amazing. 389 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,404 Thank you. 390 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,286 - FELIX: Hey, I'm cleaning this part. 391 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,289 Nanima's here! 392 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,541 - Astrid: Hi! - I'm here to save the day. 393 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,126 - Thank you so much for babysitting. 394 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,921 You know the rules. No boys, don't touch the thermostat. 395 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,215 - This is for lunch and dinner tomorrow. 396 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,967 Aloo gobi for you, bittoo! 397 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,678 - My little vegetarian! - She's not a... What? 398 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,304 - And gummy candies for the kids. 399 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,765 Have they seen the movie Pan's Labyrinth? 400 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,642 - That's not a kid's movie. 401 00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:34,977 - We'll see. 402 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,813 And congratulations on your job. 403 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,357 Dawn was worried you'd given up on your feminist ideals. 404 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,901 - What? No! - Oh, I forgot to tell you. 405 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,445 I ran into Christine's mom in Hyde Park. 406 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,322 - I haven't seen Christine in 20 years. 407 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,907 - Well, her brother's a gambling addict, 408 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,828 and he stole Marco's van. So, that's where she's at. 409 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,454 - Okay, I don't-- 410 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,707 - Okay, well, why don't you go get changed for your big night? 411 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,874 - This is what I'm wearing. 412 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,418 - You don't have something shinier? 413 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,546 - Uh-oh. Is that the in-laws? Get out of here, Nisha! 414 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,298 - You ruined my daughter's life, you sack of crap! 415 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,092 - Oh, my God! Okay. - Okay. 416 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,302 - Just put a little extra mustard on that one, this time. 417 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,388 - [chuckles] We're just having fun. 418 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,435 [indistinct conversation] 419 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,604 - Are we underdressed? - Almost always. 420 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:25,736 - Hello, we've reservations for eight under Ennis, I think. 421 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,656 - Looks like you guys are already here. 422 00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,409 - And I said, "It's more like reodorant." 423 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,119 You know what I mean? - PERSON: Yeah. 424 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,122 - Thank you very much. - Hey, Ennis. 425 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,207 - Hi. 426 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,420 Right. 427 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:45,297 I was supposed to give you this table. 428 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,590 - JAMES: Mm-hm. 429 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,759 - But then I met Penelope here while I was at Zara's, 430 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,719 shopping for socks. - Good evening. 431 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:51,803 - What's this? 432 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,555 - Astrid, you look great. - Thank you. 433 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,723 I just dressed up 434 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,391 'cause I was looking forward to the night out. 435 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,685 - Yeah, I thought you guys couldn't afford this place. 436 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:00,145 - We can't. - Yeah. 437 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,523 We're only here because you gave us the reservation. 438 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,568 - Now what do you want me to do? 439 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,618 James, how's your duck? 440 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,995 - It's great, Ennis, thank you. 441 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,663 - It's cool. 442 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,500 - So, Penelope, um, 443 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,877 you work at Zara? - No, I work for an NGO. 444 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:28,298 I help develop non-GMO enriched rice for developing countries. 445 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,095 - That's cool. Sounds fulfilling. 446 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,263 - Yeah, it really is. How about you? 447 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:40,102 - Oh. Job-wise, I'm a data analyst for the city. 448 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,646 Well, I was, but now I'm just a mom. 449 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,107 - No such thing as just a mom, she's amazing. 450 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,943 - You guys have kids. I love kids. 451 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:52,155 - You do? Well, that's great. - [cellphone chimes] 452 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,075 - Oh, my God, my mom's saying something's wrong. 453 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,911 She says it's Felix. It's his stomach. 454 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,122 It's a stabbing pain, he's in tears! 455 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:03,959 - Oh, my God, did he actually eat glass last night? 456 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,336 - [Astrid grunts] 457 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,301 - I'll get the check. 458 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,095 - [chuckles nervously] 459 00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,601 - So hungry. 460 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,191 Yeah. 461 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,822 - He didn't eat the food after the glass broke. 462 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,284 - I did. Somebody had to. 463 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,912 - Do you need help? 464 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,873 - Could you just hold him for a second? 465 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,708 - ASTRID: Yeah, sure. - Thank you. 466 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,376 - Remember when Viv ate a spider? 467 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:49,796 Just smashed it up with a block and put it in her mouth. 468 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,256 Like a... 469 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:59,931 ♪ I only have eyes ♪ 470 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,228 ♪ For you ♪ 471 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,856 - I wanna have another baby. 472 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,359 - I'll just take him back now. 473 00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,611 - Sure. 474 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,987 - Since when? 475 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,072 - Since I can't stop thinking about it. 476 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,657 - [James stutters] 477 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,367 We agreed on two. And we did it! 478 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,578 We get one of each gender, it's like the perfect-- 479 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,455 I mean, I know gender's a spectrum... 480 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,416 Okay, but I can't shake this feeling 481 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,084 that someone is missing, 482 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,545 like our family is not totally complete. 483 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,923 - Can we try getting a guinea pig 484 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,507 and see if that hits the spot? 485 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,885 What about going back to work? What about money? 486 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:40,013 I'm almost 40, we're just starting to go back out again. 487 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,098 - I get that it doesn't make sense. 488 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,683 - I'm just telling you how I feel. 489 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,228 - And I appreciate that and I support how you feel. 490 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,104 But I feel the opposite. 491 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,232 - Person: Mr. and Mrs. Berney? - Yes. 492 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,733 - I had a look at the X-rays, 493 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,277 and I haven't been able to locate any glass. 494 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:56,488 - Yeah, we didn't find any when we checked his bum. 495 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,073 - "We." - PERSON: The intestines 496 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,952 are here, and you see these black circles here and here? 497 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,913 - Why are they perfectly round? What are the black circles? 498 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,248 - It's gas. 499 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:09,334 He just needs to vacate the gas and he'll probably feel fine. 500 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,045 - So, you're prescribing a fart? - Yes. 501 00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:14,673 A warm bath, or gently massaging-- 502 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,093 - No, no, he knows how. He'll be thrilled. 503 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,303 - Thank you. 504 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,056 - Astrid: So, are the studies right? 505 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,767 Are parents less happy than the childless people 506 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,978 who have all their free time and money to themselves? 507 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,854 - Probably. - JAMES: Definitely. 508 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,273 - Hey! Look at this. 509 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,525 It's the who's who of the vegan food scene. 510 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,693 - You made it! 511 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,486 - JAMES: Being a parent can suck. 512 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,239 Every injury, every heartache, every mess, you're in charge. 513 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:42,075 - I'm sorry you didn't get to celebrate going back to work. 514 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,410 - We're celebrating now. 515 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,078 - Yes, we are. To Astrid. 516 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,496 - To Astrid. 517 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,707 - To Astrid. - Cheers. 518 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,208 - ASTRID: But there are moments, 519 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,421 incredible moments that you can't find anywhere else. 520 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,340 Life isn't always as fun or cool as it was before. 521 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,842 - JAMES: Never. Not even close. 522 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,177 But those moments, they make up for it. 523 00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,513 - ASTRID: So, we just try to have as many as we can. 524 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,056 - JAMES: She means moments, not kids. 525 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,349 - ASTRID: You don't know what I mean. 526 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,935 Okay, all right, that's nice. 527 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,229 Okay, hi, hi. 528 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,439 - [Felix chuckles] 529 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,315 - Okay. 530 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,483 - [indistinct chatter] 531 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,196 - Try to hit me with one of those pillows. 532 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,948 - No. - No, go ahead, give it a shot. 533 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,575 See how fast I can move. - I'll believe you. 534 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,243 - I choose to believe you. - Look ahead. 535 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,162 Ready? Wanna see how fast I can move? 536 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,163 Oh. 537 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,290 In the face, see that's not allowed. 538 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:33,668 You can't hit me in the face. So, that's how I get you. 539 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,087 - Okay.