1 00:00:00,877 --> 00:00:02,003 - ASTRID: The body is a miracle. 2 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:04,172 You work it, it gets stronger. 3 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,049 You hurt it, it repairs itself. 4 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:09,135 I launched two babies from this body and I'm still truckin'. 5 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:12,180 Unfortunately, kids bodies are miracles too. 6 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:14,390 Viv, there's no Jell-O in that box. 7 00:00:14,432 --> 00:00:16,309 It's literally just powder. Viv! 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,269 Viv. Get back here. 9 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,772 Stronger, tireless miracles. 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,441 Sure, I still get bursts of activity. 11 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:27,028 But I wouldn't exactly call it exercise. 12 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,614 - I'm hungry. - I know! 13 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,033 [exclaims] 14 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,035 - What? - I hurt my neck. 15 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,870 By turning my head. 16 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:37,038 - Oh. 17 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,624 Can I have some grapes? 18 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:42,210 - ASTRID: My body used to be a temple. 19 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:45,546 Now it's a jungle gym. 20 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,091 - Thanks for stopping by. 21 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:49,425 - Yeah, no, I mean, 22 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:51,260 you sent me a text with a knife emoji saying I had to. 23 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,262 - And you did. Because you're reliable. 24 00:00:53,304 --> 00:00:55,681 And that's the kind of guy that I want by my side 25 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,642 when the corporate bloodbath begins 26 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:00,853 and a new bigwig rises amid the chaos. 27 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:01,896 Me. Obviously. 28 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,397 - Right. I don't love visualizing 29 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,399 like a bath full of blood, it's jus-- 30 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:06,859 - You get a stronger tummy, James. 31 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,737 Gero's Grocery is opening four new franchises. 32 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:13,908 That means opportunity's afoot and you are my top guy. 33 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,159 - Oh! Okay. 34 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,286 - Which brings me to why you're here. 35 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,746 How you're dressed. 36 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:19,747 - Oh. 37 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:21,374 - You're dressed like a dad. - Oh. 38 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,793 - I'm sorry, Marla. I just had one clean shirt left today 39 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:26,087 and my son was making this thing where he mixes butter 40 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:28,422 with hot chocolate powder for like a gross bagel spread. 41 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:30,299 - I don't need the podcast on your life, James. 42 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:32,426 Next week, there is a groundbreaking 43 00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:33,803 for the newest franchise. 44 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:36,973 You and your wife are gonna be there to meet Mr. Gero. 45 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:40,017 - I mean, I'll have to check to see if she can make that, but-- 46 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:42,061 - Sure. Doesn't have to be the real wife, but sure. 47 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,813 - I'm gonna try for my real wife. 48 00:01:43,855 --> 00:01:45,022 - I need him to love you, James. 49 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:49,277 I need him to see that youngish go-getter that I've described. 50 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,236 - Okay. 51 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,071 I might have to bring my daughter. 52 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,031 - God, no. Kids are career killers. 53 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:57,785 I want him to think that your only focus is this company. 54 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:01,455 So, no kids, and wear something not so... [blows raspberry] 55 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,790 - [cellphone buzzes] 56 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:06,669 - Okay. Yeah, no, no. I got it. So... [clears throat] 57 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:11,632 ♪ 58 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,138 - DAWN: Astrid? 59 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,641 Does this shirt look backwards? 60 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,269 - Maybe. Where's the tag? 61 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,562 - There isn't one. 62 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,606 - That's stupid. Why'd you buy such a stupid shirt? 63 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:27,899 - Bo made it for me. 64 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,234 - [chuckles] And that's how it's supposed to look? 65 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,694 - Yeah. 66 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,696 - Yeah, that still looks backwards. 67 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,072 - I can't go in like this. 68 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,533 Do you have just a plain silk blouse I could borrow? 69 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:41,579 - [exclaims] Um, I have a hooded fleece you can borrow. 70 00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:43,247 - I'm not gonna choose a worse problem. 71 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:44,498 - [sighs and groans] 72 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,000 - Why are you moving like that? 73 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,877 - I hurt my neck because I'm out of shape. 74 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,171 Didn't realize I was supposed to consult a physician 75 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,422 before turning my head! 76 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:53,132 - You should book a session with Pascale. 77 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,635 He's the fitness trainer I offer in all my severance packages. 78 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,803 - Right. Just because you're letting them go 79 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,597 doesn't mean they need to let themselves go. 80 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,515 - Better they work their frustrations out in a gym 81 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,851 than turn a gun on me or my family. 82 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,478 - Hey, Vivian. - Hi. 83 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,646 - DAWN: Cute bra. 84 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,189 - You know what? I don't need a trainer. [laughs] 85 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,440 I'm naturally athletic. 86 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,025 I was captain of the fields hockey team. 87 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:12,735 - Because you were a bully. You were all bullies. 88 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:14,028 - No, I wasn't! 89 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,780 I was a beast who could chase people down and hurt them 90 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,866 in ways that seem like an accident, within the rules. 91 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,618 - I'm complicit. I cheered at every game. 92 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,703 - Cheered? You screamed like a witch on fire. 93 00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:23,829 - I hate losing. 94 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,124 I'm sending you Pascale's number just in case. 95 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,795 You know what? Screw it. I'll just own it. 96 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,046 I'll make a joke like, 97 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:33,714 "Hey guys. Didn't you get the memo? 98 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,883 It's bizarre shirt day." [laughs] 99 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:38,302 - Hilarious. Then you just fire everybody. 100 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,346 - HR doesn't just fire people. 101 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,681 I also resolve conflicts, 102 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,058 enact programs to support and further develop talent. 103 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,603 - Yeah, I do the same thing here but also laundry and story-time. 104 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:48,771 - You are amazing. 105 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,648 Look at me. Still cheering for you. 106 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:54,235 But I should go. Today I am firing someone. 107 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:55,611 Toodles! 108 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,113 ♪ 109 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,537 - Where's the duffel bag full of bootleg DVDs 110 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:05,830 that goes with that outfit? 111 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,707 - Why's everyone so offended by my hoodie? 112 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,710 - This is supposed to be a professional environment 113 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,461 - Really? 114 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,549 - What did Marla want? To show you pictures of her scorpion? 115 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:17,967 - No. I'm supposed to meet Mr. Gero. 116 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,802 She wants me to stop dressing like a dad. 117 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:22,722 - [chuckles] Geez. Put the knife down, Marla. 118 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,889 - I am a dad. 119 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,099 - Yeah, but to say that 120 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:26,892 you dress like one, that's... [groans] 121 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,645 - There are billions of dads. We don't all dress the same. 122 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:33,149 - Yeah. There's billions of fathers. You are a dad. 123 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,191 With a dad haircut. 124 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,651 And a dad outfit with dad pockets. 125 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,528 How much stuff you got in your pockets right now? 126 00:04:37,570 --> 00:04:40,698 - It's regul... It's pockets! I don't know. Keys, wallet. 127 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:43,743 Regular pocket stuff. Look, lip balm. 128 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:44,994 Phone, doll's head. 129 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:46,954 Pockets are for carrying. What's the problem? 130 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,414 - There's no problem. 131 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:49,707 Dads dress like you. 132 00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:52,043 Cool people dress like me. 133 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,169 And Jeff Goldblum. 134 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,545 - When I meet Mr. Gero, 135 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:56,964 I will be dressed nice and have empty pockets. Okay? 136 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,507 I can put together a few nice pieces. 137 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:01,802 - Pieces? Like what? Cummerbund and a Tilley hat? 138 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,764 - Yeah? Where do you go to buy clothes that's so great? 139 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,851 And can you take me there and help me choose them, please? 140 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:13,814 - [drum beating] 141 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,692 - Okay. You can watch two episodes of Scoop McDooby 142 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:17,651 but that's it, okay? 143 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:18,903 Mommy's gonna workout. 144 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,613 - I'm covered in snakes! 145 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,323 - Fun. But I need those. 146 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:24,700 - No. 147 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:26,327 - Viv. Those are my resistance bands. 148 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,788 You can use them after me. - You could use them after me. 149 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,792 - Fine. 150 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,337 Oh, my God! A dead mouse! 151 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,339 - Oh, my God! Snakes! 152 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,430 - Do I look like a dad to you? - No. 153 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,640 You look like husband to me 154 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,974 because I don't have those issues. 155 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,309 - I love how well-adjusted you are. 156 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,435 Hello. - Hi. 157 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,396 Um, Felix starts baseball this weekend 158 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,688 and we still haven't paid. 159 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,399 - It's also three-mortgage- payment month. 160 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,275 - Yeah. And I also wanna hire Dawn's trainer so I can get 161 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:00,528 strong enough to caber toss Viv into the neighbor's yard. 162 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,030 - God, I also need work clothes. 163 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:05,574 Let me consult the budget. 164 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:10,162 ASTRID: Money. We used to spend it all on ourselves. So nice. 165 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,789 But kids are crazy expensive. 166 00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:13,290 - JAMES: We try to follow a budget 167 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,500 but our selfish kids wanna eat, 168 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:15,876 take lessons and have clothes. 169 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,336 ASTRID: There are surprises. 170 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,088 Like a raccoon family moves into your roof, 171 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,549 or your car needs new everything. So you have to make 172 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,926 sacrifices, be creative and frugal. 173 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,886 Or, another great option, go into debt. 174 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,597 - Okay. I think I got it. We're gonna have to cut cable. 175 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,807 - I cut cable months ago. 176 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,684 - Did not notice that. So, good call. 177 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,686 How much does it cost to get swole? 178 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:36,647 - Only a couple of sessions. So 150 tops. 179 00:06:36,689 --> 00:06:38,691 - Okay. Does Viv need to eat lunch everyday? 180 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,026 - Yes. She also asked for a horse. 181 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,361 - For lunch? - To ride. 182 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,280 - Mm. I'm a hard no on that one. - Yeah. Okay. 183 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:47,450 Why don't we put your clothes and the trainer 184 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,535 on the credit card and then worry about that next month? 185 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,329 You know you are a genius. Thank you, credit card. 186 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,999 - All right. Kids! Food's ready, let's eat! 187 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:00,796 - PASCALE: And four, and three... 188 00:07:01,172 --> 00:07:04,091 - two more, and... - [Astrid exclaims] 189 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,092 - ...rest. 190 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,927 Yeah! That's good. 191 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:08,387 - That's hard. That's hard. 192 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,015 I feel it but I... I can feel my muscles waking up. 193 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,142 - Yes, because you are a powerful goddess. 194 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:15,811 The storm is over. Blue skies are ahead. 195 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,105 - That's a bit much, but yeah. - It was great. 196 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:21,233 I mean, you lost your job but not your motivation. 197 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:24,820 - No, no. No, I didn't lose my job. I'm Dawn's sister. 198 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,155 - Oh. It's interesting. 199 00:07:26,197 --> 00:07:28,115 - I have to say I'm a little self-conscious doing this 200 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,409 in front of all these people. It's like we're busking. 201 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:32,369 - Don't worry. Everyone's looking at me. 202 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:36,332 But, you are killing it. Can't believe you had two kids. 203 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,501 - [chuckles] Oh. Well, I actually feel like 204 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,878 I've never loved my body more than when I was pregnant. 205 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,880 - Well, pregnant bodies make me low-key sick. 206 00:07:42,922 --> 00:07:45,424 But, you're doing good. - Okay. 207 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,259 - Let's do squats. - Okay. 208 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,385 - You're ready? - Yup. 209 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,595 - [exhales] - Yeah. 210 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:52,598 - [exclaims] No, yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah. 211 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,225 I used to play a lot of field hockey. 212 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,518 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 213 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,061 - Well then, we'll see how far you can push it. 214 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,896 - Okay. - Now give me some sumo squats. 215 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,773 Spread 'em wide, mama. Let's go. 216 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,233 - Let's go! - Let's go! 217 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,151 - You are a powerful goddess. - Okay. 218 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,152 - Uh-huh. Dig deep. 219 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,570 - Oh! Yeah! - Yeah! 220 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:07,947 [exhales] 221 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,909 - Oh, no! Oh, no, no. 222 00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:13,035 I just peed. 223 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:15,329 - Then you dug a little too deep. 224 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,665 - Oh, God! Oh! 225 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:27,091 - [person moans] - What? No. 226 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,260 - Astrid. - Yes, come in. 227 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,137 - I have a plant for you to have. 228 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,556 - No. That's gonna die 229 00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,599 and then just be a bowl of dirt that makes me feel guilty. 230 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,101 - I'll just leave it here. 231 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,061 - [exhales] 232 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:42,231 So... how are you? 233 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:44,066 - Good. Yeah, good. 234 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,068 - Pascale told me you peed your pants. 235 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,404 - Could you kindly tell Pascale to shut the hell up? 236 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,322 That was so humiliating for me. 237 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,574 - Hey, it's me. 238 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,576 I love you no matter where you pee. 239 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:54,702 Pants, toilet, 240 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,245 the parking lot at Canada's Wonderland 241 00:08:56,287 --> 00:08:57,663 while we missed the fireworks. 242 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,373 - Oh, my God! I held my pee for the entire day. 243 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,166 The roller coaster, the drop tower. 244 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,168 Now I'll probably leak going through the turnstile. 245 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,212 - It's natural. You had two kids. 246 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:09,300 The last one left the barn door open and warped the frame. 247 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:12,011 - So, do you think this is gonna happen again? 248 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,013 - I don't know. - Oh, my God! 249 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,682 - You could try those cute period underwear. 250 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:17,641 Like adult pull ups. 251 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,018 - Wow, okay. Thanks, Dawn. 252 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,269 I need you to be supportive 253 00:09:20,311 --> 00:09:21,604 and you're telling me to wear diaper 254 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,063 and referring to my junk as a barn. 255 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,565 - I'm sorry. You know what? Go get checked up. 256 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,942 I have this great OB-GYN on Ossington. 257 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,111 [whispers] She is a pelvic floor specialist. 258 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,404 I'll text you her number. 259 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,281 - No, I don't wanna tell anyone else about this. 260 00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:33,782 I'd like to keep my dignity 261 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,576 and just let this quietly haunt me for the rest of my life. 262 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,621 - She is very good, and if nothing else, 263 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,664 maybe she can put your mind at ease. 264 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,083 - Nice purse. - Bo's been busy. 265 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:47,046 - His Etsy shop is starting to blow-up. 266 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,339 Call her. 267 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:49,632 Love you. 268 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:52,676 - [door opens and closes] 269 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:53,886 ♪ 270 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:57,264 ENNIS: We can share them, but I want my whole cookie. 271 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:58,641 - FELIX: Okay. 272 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,310 - Daddy, where are we? 273 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:02,519 - Wow. 274 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:05,230 - This is Phase, Felix. It's an upscale men's store. 275 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,149 Normally someone like you wouldn't be allowed in here 276 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,776 but then again, neither would your father. 277 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,277 - These are straight outta the dryer. 278 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,279 - Uncle Ennis, watch. 279 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,698 - Is that good? 280 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,075 James, could she not do that before? 281 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,493 - I thought it was great, Wonder Girl. 282 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,536 - Is this good, Uncle Ennis? 283 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,080 - ENNIS: A jump. 284 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,706 Nice. Watch me take this step. 285 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:25,376 Hey, did you ask them to call me Uncle Ennis? 286 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,002 Because I do not like it. 287 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,879 - What's the matter? It's adorable. 288 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:30,130 - No, it isn't. 289 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:32,049 I am not related to any kids and I like that about me. 290 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:33,342 - PERSON: Can I help you? 291 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:34,968 - Yes. No, I don't know. 292 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,473 - Uh, my friend James here just got out of prison 293 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:40,766 and he is raring to go 294 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,434 and ready to re-acclimate into society. 295 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,229 - No, no. I am not... I'm from society, I was never in jail. 296 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,981 Although we don't judge the incarcerated. System's broken. 297 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,733 - Can I help you find anything in particular? 298 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,653 - I was... [clears throat] I'm looking for a nice shirt. 299 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,905 - A little purse. - I'm thirsty. 300 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,407 - Okay. 301 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,535 Where you go-- Okay. Let's just put that... 302 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,869 - Do they have to be in here? 303 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,496 - Yes, they have to be. Come on. I need your help. 304 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,623 - I don't have a time machine and a vasectomy gun. 305 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,916 So, there's only so much I can do. 306 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,459 But I can help you with the clothes. 307 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,294 We're looking for something that says 308 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,879 "professional but fashion forward." 309 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:14,383 Something that says "I have in no way given up on life." 310 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,927 - Perfect. Let me find you a few items. 311 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,262 - ENNIS: Okay. Thank you. 312 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,765 Hmm. What do you think about her, Felix? 313 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,393 - She seems like a nice teenager. 314 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:25,644 - Solid reprimand. 315 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,731 That is... You are now my favorite, officially. 316 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,691 Viv, step up your game a little bit. 317 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,984 What are you doing back there? 318 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,026 - Nothing. 319 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,194 ♪ 320 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:35,863 - DOCTOR: So, you are having pee problems? 321 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,282 - ASTRID: Yeah, I guess I've had the occasional dribble 322 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,618 if I've sneezed hard or I re-watch Baby Mama. 323 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,953 You know that movie? Baby Mama? 324 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,496 - Of course, I know that movie. 325 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,873 - But you know my youngest is four, 326 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,166 so I just figured that all my... 327 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,752 all my stuff had snapped back. 328 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,086 - No. - Okay. 329 00:11:51,128 --> 00:11:52,921 - Alley-oop! - Cool. 330 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,799 - And just relax for me. - Okay. 331 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,927 - I'd like you to try kegel for me. 332 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,429 - Okay, sure. 333 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,807 - Go ahead. - I'm doing it. 334 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,143 Am I not doing it? - Let's try this. 335 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,980 When I hold up one finger, I want you to squeeze your vagina. 336 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,482 When I hold up two fingers, 337 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,400 tighten your anus but not your bum. 338 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,944 Three fingers, contract your urethra. 339 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,404 Okay? - Sure. 340 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,615 Should I also wiggle my liver and move my spleen up and down? 341 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,408 - Nope. - Okay. 342 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,535 - Nope. 343 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:24,912 Again. 344 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,205 - Nope. - Ow. 345 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,498 - Good. - Okay. 346 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,749 - No. - Oh. 347 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,709 - Okay. Squeeze. 348 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,794 - [groans] I am. 349 00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,087 - No. - This feedback is devastating. 350 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:38,217 - Your pelvic floor continued to atrophy since your last child. 351 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,803 I'll give you some exercises to do everyday 352 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,847 and in time... you'll regain muscle tone. 353 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:44,932 - Okay. 'Cause wha... 354 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,643 'Cause we were thinking about maybe having another baby. 355 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,269 - Oh. It would take a lot of work 356 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,313 to get back to where you are now. 357 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:52,356 - Right. 358 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,567 - Sluggish clenching, feeble sphincters. 359 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:58,153 You need to train everyday like an athlete. 360 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,613 - Actually, I am an athlete. 361 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:04,159 Yeah. Big field hockey star in high school. So... [chuckles] 362 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,163 Do you mind if I just stay here for a few minutes. 363 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,873 It's nice to lie down. 364 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,542 - Sure. 365 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,253 ♪ 366 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,838 - [sighs] 367 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,638 - What are you... 368 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,848 - I'm doing kegel workout. 369 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,432 - Right now? - Yeah, I'm almost done. 370 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,935 Supposed to imagine I'm picking up pearls with my urethra. 371 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,645 - You'd make a heck of a jewel thief. 372 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,730 - Don't make me laugh. [laughs] 373 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:34,940 What did you do? 374 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,400 - I made a terrible decision about work clothes. 375 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,361 - Oh, nice. How much? 376 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,071 - JAMES: Mm. 377 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,076 Was that a wince or a really big pearl? 378 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,161 - One just flowed into the other. 379 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,496 - I'm gonna return these. 380 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,331 - No, it's fine. We'll just carry a bit more debt. 381 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,001 I wanna start work in the fall. Buy a yacht, it'd be great. 382 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,294 - Yeah. 383 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,212 But... 384 00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,132 how long will you be at work though if, 385 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,758 you know, a baby happens? 386 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,386 - Depends how fast it happens. We could start now. 387 00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,346 - Hmm. So you're still in baby town? 388 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,223 - I am. Where you at? 389 00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,600 - I mean, how can we afford it? 390 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,643 - Well, Pascale said I didn't have to pay him 391 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,103 because he made me piss my pants. 392 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,772 - Okay. That's not the most reliable discount. 393 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,941 - I could make it work. - It's not just the money. 394 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,902 'Cause we're finally getting time back for us. 395 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,821 For you to workout. For me to shop better. 396 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,699 - Did you not find something nice for that amount of money? 397 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,327 - I panicked. - What did you get? 398 00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:30,078 - Red pants. 399 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,788 - What? Red? 400 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,081 - Ennis said they popped. 401 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,125 I don't know what I'm supposed to like anymore. 402 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,460 - Not things that pop. 403 00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,712 - I'm just... This is my problem with having another kid. 404 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:43,175 I love our kids. I just feel like I'm losing myself. 405 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,637 - Um, honestly, well... 406 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,682 you've never been cool. 407 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:55,020 And I just find it irresistibly adorable. 408 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,732 - You're doing your exercises right now, aren't you? 409 00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,025 - You can feel that? 410 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,612 ♪ 411 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,575 ♪ 412 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,005 - Well, hello there. 413 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,090 - Hi, Uncle Ennis. 414 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,508 - I'm not responding to that. 415 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,218 Who is this handsome gentleman? 416 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,302 - It's Daddy. 417 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,387 - Uh-huh. Astrid, what do you think? 418 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,596 - Yeah, I like it. 419 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,223 You look like a king of the flight attendants. 420 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,975 - Flight attendants get a lot of ass, so that's good. 421 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,268 - [exclaims] - James, why is your kid here? 422 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,187 - Uh, hi, Marla. I've two kids. 423 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,855 This one refuses to stay with the sitter 424 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,065 but also refused to get dressed. 425 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,566 - Okay. Hi, Astrid. - Marla. 426 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,026 - Okay. This is a huge disaster. 427 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,945 Can we just pretend that she's with Ennis? 428 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,989 - Oh. I don't think that's gonna work 429 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,448 because I don't wanna do that. 430 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,742 - This is a mess. Just go home. Mr. Gero can hate you. 431 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,077 Speak of the devil. 432 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,955 - Marla, can we start? My shins are killing me. 433 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,208 - James, meet the man who signs your checks. 434 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,960 - Oh. Well, the checks are... 435 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,421 sweet, uh, thank you and... 436 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,922 - Just stop. - MR. GERO: Hello. 437 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,757 I've read emails about you. 438 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,970 - James is our top dog. This is his wife, Astrid. 439 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,472 She used to work with the City. Her birthday is in March. 440 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,766 - Hi. When is your birthday? 441 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,351 - Sadly, it's today. 442 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,394 - Oh. 443 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,730 - Yay. Happy Birthday. - JAMES: Wow. 444 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,898 Just to circle back real quick. Um... 445 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:27,154 [stutters] I love the job... first, then the checks. So... 446 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,697 Hope that checks out! 447 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,283 - Why are you doing this? - I don't know. 448 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,411 - Anybody gonna introduce me or...? No one... 449 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,705 - Nanima got me new pajama. 450 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,750 - Who is this? 451 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,461 - Oh. This is our daughter Vivian. 452 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,795 - Hmm. 453 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,548 Wish I wore my pajamas today. 454 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,133 - Happy birthday. 455 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,134 - MR. GERO: Thanks. 456 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:52,971 Now, I wish I had a little girl. 457 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,766 See, I had a son. Julian. 458 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:58,310 He's picking his acne. - Oh. 459 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,853 - Leave it alone, boy. 460 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:02,731 He's no fun. 461 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,400 - Too bad. - Oh, too bad. 462 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,610 You're fun. 463 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:07,778 - He has a kid. 464 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,029 I thought you said that 465 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,447 Gero thought that kids were "career killers." 466 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,823 - No. That's just my opinion. 467 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,493 Seems like your kid is in. Let's exploit this. 468 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,952 - [screams] - Oh, oh. 469 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,579 No, no, no, sweetie. It's okay. 470 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,623 That's just Baggie. He's a mascot, he's fun. 471 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,582 He carries your food. 472 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:21,875 - Inside of his body. 473 00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,418 Which is actually weird if you think about it. 474 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,003 Hi, Mr. Gero. I'm Ennis, by the way. 475 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,588 - It's all right, sweetheart. Don't worry about it. 476 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,131 You don't like Baggie. Neither do I. 477 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,508 Go on. Get out of here. 478 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,720 Baggie, nobody wants you here. You scared my friend. 479 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,598 - MARLA: Oh. Looks like the photographer's ready. 480 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,849 - Okay. It's show time. 481 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,519 Let's get Vivian and her parents in the shot. 482 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,895 - Oh. - Come on, Vivian. 483 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,480 - No, actually she doesn't go with strangers. 484 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,649 - There we go. - Unless I'm right behind. 485 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,485 - James, you're in the the pic. 486 00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,445 You've breached the castle walls. Thumbs up. 487 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,448 Ennis, Baggies council. Go deal with him, okay. Thanks. 488 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,077 - Oh, is that what I'm here for? To deal with Baggie? 489 00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:01,206 - PERSON: All right everyone, are we ready? It looks like rain 490 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,374 okay? - James. 491 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,417 - JAMES: Mm. - Your pants. They're red. 492 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,753 - Yeah. - Why? 493 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,217 Oh. There she is. Hi, Vivian. - Hi. 494 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,385 - [babbles] 495 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,427 - [babbles] 496 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,389 - Uh. Stand up straight, Nosferatu. 497 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,684 - All right, everyone. Are we ready? 498 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,980 - [thunder rumbles] 499 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,358 - I'll get her. - No. I will. 500 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:35,532 ♪ 501 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,495 - Oh, no! Oh, God. oh. 502 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,663 Okay. 503 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,086 - That was incredible. You're a beast. 504 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,796 - I peed myself when I picked her up again. 505 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:54,217 - All right. On the count of three, everybody say "Gero's." 506 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,261 One, two and three! 507 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,929 - [Vivian screams] - ALL: Gero's. 508 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,472 - [camera clicks] 509 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,976 - JAMES: So happy they gave me a framed photo of this. 510 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,895 - Yeah, the red pants really draw the eye. 511 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,480 - I hate it. It's all I can see. I'm never wearing them again. 512 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,566 - No, you have to. You paid too much for them. 513 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,984 Make 'em your Christmas pants. 514 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:14,154 And your Valentine's pants. And your spaghetti pants. 515 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,782 - I like those pants, Dad. They look like blood. 516 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,535 Like your legs got all cut up and bloody. 517 00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,078 - ASTRID: Mm. - Yeah, 518 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,039 that's pretty cool, right? 519 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,041 - I love your old pants. 520 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,501 - JAMES: Oh. Yeah, me too, sweetie. 521 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,962 I'm gonna put this in a drawer. 522 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,424 - Hey, give that back! 523 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,384 Give that back! - She went that way. 524 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,719 She went that way. 525 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,095 - [Vivian exclaims] 526 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,224 - Aha! Yes, I got it! And I have the money and you are nothing. 527 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,725 - Nothing. - Hey! 528 00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:47,312 - ASTRID: The body is a miracle. You can handle so much pain. 529 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,813 - JAMES: Speak for yourself. 530 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,440 - ASTRID: Even as you begin that phase in your life 531 00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,150 where hangovers lasts for days... 532 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,568 - JAMES: And you can pull a muscle 533 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,362 in your back just by stretching... 534 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:58,448 - ASTRID: ...you can still feel so much joy and pleasure. 535 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,702 So while it's easy to judge yourself 536 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,788 for not being as strong as you were... 537 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,123 - JAMES: Or for looking like a dad. 538 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,667 Or, in my case, a DILF. 539 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,502 - ASTRID: Oh, you're a total DILF. 540 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,878 - JAMES: Thank you. 541 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,922 - ASTRID: You gotta follow your kids' examples. 542 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,799 They don't care what they look like. 543 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,926 - JAMES: And they think they're invincible. 544 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,887 - ASTRID: More importantly, they think we're cool, 545 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,305 strong and beautiful. 546 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:26,017 - JAMES: Until they're like eleven, so enjoy it. 547 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,521 I think we should take a little rest. 548 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022 - I wanna crush you some more! 549 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,400 - No, I think we're done crushing daddy. 550 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,818 - Crush me, crush me. 551 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,570 - No. You know what? You can crush your sister. Okay? Gently. 552 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,947 - Upstairs. - Yeah. 553 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,492 - [chuckles] 554 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,287 - JAMES: Oh, my God! 555 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,998 - [Astrid groans] - [James exclaims] 556 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,709 - My neck. 557 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,127 My neck. 558 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,378 - [groans] 559 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,380 - I mean, you're gonna get critics. 560 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,424 There's gonna be people who don't like what you do. 561 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,258 I was a DJ. 562 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,303 You think everybody liked every song I played? 563 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,181 You know what? Can I make a suggestion? 564 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,516 Unsolicited advice? 565 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,435 What about, like a, face? 566 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,021 You know what I mean? Couple of eyes. 567 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,023 Even just a mouth would be 568 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,607 really lightening up for people, you know. 569 00:21:14,649 --> 00:21:16,109 Make you a bit more accessible. 570 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,527 Julian, what do you think? 571 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,530 Yeah? A face would be nice, right? 572 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,490 You get it.