1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:03,921 [video game music] 2 00:00:03,963 --> 00:00:05,631 - He's coming. 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,804 - [humming] 4 00:00:11,846 --> 00:00:14,640 - Okay. Are you playing games on my phone? 5 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,934 - I don't think I was. - Mm-hmm. 6 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:19,187 - Stop picking on Felix! 7 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:22,190 - I'm not picking on Felix. I want him to tell me the truth. 8 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,109 - Let's go, Felix. 9 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:26,778 - Hey. 10 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:28,237 What's going on with you? 11 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:29,697 I mean, I told you not to play on my phone. 12 00:00:29,739 --> 00:00:30,990 The second my back's turned 13 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,950 and I'm cleaning the kitchen, you take my phone. 14 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:34,452 - I smell chocolate. 15 00:00:34,494 --> 00:00:35,703 Did you have chocolate? 16 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:37,038 - ASTRID: When you have kids, 17 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,581 your relationship with lying changes. 18 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:40,041 They're not ready for every truth. 19 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,085 - This is chocolate-scented cleaning spray. 20 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:43,878 - ASTRID: Sometimes, it's just easier to lie, 21 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,214 because they're so gullible. 22 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,549 - JAMES : And because it's so useful. 23 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:52,095 You lie so that they hate you, or to avoid a fight. 24 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:53,513 Or because life is harsh enough. 25 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:56,474 Listen, buddy, you gotta be honest with me. 26 00:00:56,516 --> 00:00:58,935 'Cause there's gonna be times where telling me the truth 27 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,144 is gonna save your life. 28 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,270 - Like what? 29 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,606 - No, you got nightmares from watching Ponyo. 30 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:06,442 I'm not gonna start listing all the ways you could die. 31 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,111 Just tell me the truth. 32 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,737 Always. - Okay. 33 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:10,696 - Okay. 34 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,991 - I like it better when Mom puts me to bed. 35 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:18,496 - There. Was that so hard? 36 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,835 [theme music playing] 37 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,878 - Ah! I missed you guys! 38 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,548 - I made this one. Felix and me. 39 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,049 - That's beautiful. 40 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:31,634 - We saw a skunk in the backyard, 41 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:34,262 and we named him Fart Captain. 42 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,429 - Uh, we? 43 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,848 I named him Fart Captain. 44 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,766 - I have a wiggly tooth. - What? 45 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:39,976 No, you gotta keep that in. 46 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,602 I wanna be there when the Tooth Fairy comes. 47 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:42,603 - Mm. 48 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:44,105 - Okay, speaking of teeth, let's brush ours. 49 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,940 Right? Say goodbye to Mommy. - Bye, Mommy. 50 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,233 - FELIX: Bye, Mommy. - Bye. 51 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,484 - Okay, let's go. - I'll be back from 52 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,153 work training tomorrow night. 53 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,737 Hey! Hey, remember me! 54 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,824 - So, tell me, how's the preview of your new job? 55 00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:57,034 - Yesterday, I was all, "The analytics modeling 56 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:58,494 for waste management doesn't allow 57 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,913 for the city's growth from now to 2026, dummies!" 58 00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:02,748 - Sounds like you're crushing it. 59 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,125 And maybe being a bit mean. 60 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,545 - Yeah, it's a real, um, "cool girl back of the class" vibe 61 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:10,339 that I'm cultivating. Everybody loves it! 62 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,092 - So, um... 63 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,429 I think Felix is done with the Tooth Fairy. 64 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,847 - How could you let that happen? 65 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:18,973 - I don't know what to tell you. 66 00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:20,516 He knows his teeth are worthless. 67 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,268 But if we don't get in front of it, I think he's gonna tell Viv. 68 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,811 - Okay, well, I wanna be there for that conversation. 69 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,938 That's huge. - I agree. When you get back, 70 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,732 we'll take him out for ice cream, 71 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,150 maybe on a long drive. 72 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,484 - Sounds like we're having him put down. 73 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,653 - Mm. We'll see. Everything's on the table. 74 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:36,115 - VIV: Daddy! - Okay. Bye, my love. Gotta go. 75 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:39,410 - [child crying] 76 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:44,165 - She's not happy, huh? 77 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,625 - I'm so sorry, she's teething. 78 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,753 - No, don't be sorry. We all need teeth. 79 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:50,838 - [continues crying] 80 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,132 - You know, if you-- if you leave that spoon 81 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,217 in ice water for a bit, 82 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,427 it'll feel really good on her gums. 83 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:58,804 Hot tip. Cold tip. 84 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,806 - You've done this before. 85 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:02,183 - Two times. 86 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,060 Maybe three, but, you know, life's so busy already, 87 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:08,064 but I just, when I see a baby, I just, I love you, I love you! 88 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,232 [laughs] 89 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,944 Um, let me get you some ice water. You stay here. 90 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,121 - Hmm, good, good. 91 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,416 I needed a bigger terrarium for my scorpion. 92 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:31,128 - They grow up so fast. Am I early for a meeting? 93 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,380 - Blowing past the small talk 94 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,006 and getting down to business, good! [chuckles] 95 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,342 - Let's do our jobs! 96 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:37,510 - Okay. 97 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:41,055 Jeff Trombley, Gero's Grocery, VP of Operations, is dead. 98 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,807 - Oh, my God! 99 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,685 He bought me a muffin once. I never really thanked him. 100 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,520 - I mean, retiring. - I see. 101 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,272 So, people either work here or they're dead. 102 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:52,316 - His absence has created a gaping leadership hole. 103 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:54,860 And we are jumping into that hole, James. 104 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:58,614 I have suggested that you become Regional Manager 105 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,157 for our four new locations, 106 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,994 while Trombley's successor is found. 107 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,203 - Okay, what does that mean? 108 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,871 Do I get-- Is that a raise? Do I get a raise? 109 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,874 - [gasps] Do you hear that sound, James? 110 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,543 I just scratched your back. [snarls] 111 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,338 - Oh. It's not my favorite sound, but I'm very grateful. 112 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:15,631 - I need a favor. - Yes. 113 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:19,510 - Currently, we are opening four new franchises. 114 00:04:19,552 --> 00:04:22,013 But what if it were five? 115 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,974 - Yes, any fool could see that that's more, 116 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:26,225 but how do we? How? 117 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,227 - I need you to figure out the distribution logistics 118 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:31,731 for a potential franchise in Gatineau for Monday morning. 119 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,108 - Mon-- Okay, today is Friday. 120 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,401 - So, you have two days. 121 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,821 Scratch my back, James. [snarls] 122 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:40,698 - Okay. 123 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,325 - [phone ringing] - [sighs] 124 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,202 - Hey. Would you drink a gin cocktail out of a can? 125 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:46,871 - Depends how it got in there. 126 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,750 - My cousin is marketing these. They're called Gin Destructible. 127 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,001 All the names are dad jokes. 128 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:54,920 You got Cruel Gintentions, Five Star Gineral-- 129 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,089 - Why do dads have to take the hit for puns? 130 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,133 Why can't it be sportscasters and weathermen? 131 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:00,885 - They're the dads of the broadcast world. 132 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,720 - I can't deal with this right now. 133 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:05,056 Marla is making me Regional Manager. 134 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,265 It's a lot of extra work. 135 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:07,475 - Hey, you're moving up! 136 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,477 Wait, wait, d-don't leave me here alone, okay? 137 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,644 Who am I gonna talk to? 138 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,229 Simon? I don't even know if his name is Simon. 139 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:15,024 We've just been calling him Simon. Hey, Simon! 140 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:16,442 - I'm not going anywhere, okay? 141 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:19,236 I'm just trying to build a career, I guess. 142 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:20,571 To make some extra cash. 143 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:22,156 - Well, you're a real Ginspiration. 144 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:24,784 Hey, I'm emailing that to my cousin. 145 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:25,951 - Let me ask you something. 146 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,120 When did you figure out the Tooth Fairy? 147 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,040 - I was ten. 148 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:33,626 I really believed. - Oh, boy, I made a mistake. 149 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,545 - My mother used to leave little footprints made of glitter 150 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:37,671 and write little notes. 151 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,256 It was magical. I've never forgiven her! 152 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:42,093 I defended the Tooth Fairy so hard, we had to change schools. 153 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,929 And I had to get a new haircut for a litany of reasons. 154 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,430 - Yeah, I think Felix is starting to doubt 155 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,224 that there's a fairy walking around with cash 156 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,558 collecting billions of teeth a year. 157 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,810 - Then you gotta do your son a favor 158 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,228 and rip the Band-Aid off. 159 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:56,273 I can still hear Todd Westerland calling me a baby idiot. 160 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,317 A baby idiot. 161 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,698 - Mm. They're in here meditating. 162 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,783 - BO: Breathe in. 163 00:06:05,825 --> 00:06:09,203 - Oh, looks like a very peaceful double homicide. 164 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:12,540 - Daddy! - Hey, Wonder Girl! 165 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:13,582 Yeah! 166 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:15,876 - Has the Tooth Fairy come yet? - No, sweetie. 167 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,045 Tooth Fairy only comes at night when everyone's asleep. 168 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:19,213 Oh, where'd my daughter go? 169 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,756 There she is. - Like Fart Captain! 170 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:23,259 - Yeah... [exclaims] Like Fart Captain! 171 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,428 Do you wanna do me a favor and get your shoes on for me? 172 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:26,679 Thank you. 173 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,721 - Mm. 174 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,433 - The, uh... The Fart, that was, that's not-- 175 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,934 Uh, we saw a skunk. 176 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:32,893 Felix named him. 177 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,271 - That's wonderful. I love humor. 178 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,607 - If you can't laugh at life, you'll probably cry. 179 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:39,608 Both are healthy. 180 00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:44,447 - So, any plans for the weekend while the cat's away? 181 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:45,698 I'm referring to Astrid. 182 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,492 - Uh, no big plans, just friends coming over tomorrow night 183 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:52,580 to watch the basketball game. - You should invite Bo. 184 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,207 - Mm-hmm. Um... 185 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,961 Bo. 186 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:00,171 - Mm-hmm? 187 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,797 - Do you wanna, uh, come over and watch the basketball game? 188 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,593 - Me? I would absolutely love that, thank you! 189 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,802 I'll go pack. 190 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,512 - Huh? No, no. Hey, Bo, Bo, Bo. It's tomorrow night. 191 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:11,849 - I know. I hate doing anything last minute. 192 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:13,058 - Mm. Mm-hmm. 193 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,020 - So, is he-- Mm-hmm. Okay. 194 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,569 What are you drawing there, Wonder Girl? 195 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:26,447 - This is the Tooth Fairy. And her knife! 196 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:28,157 - Okay, why does she have a knife? 197 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:31,076 - The knife cuts the hole so the Tooth Fairy can get in. 198 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,371 - No, she's magical. She uses magic to get in the house. 199 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:38,083 - A magical knife? - Yeah. Uh... 200 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,170 Ooh, it's a beautiful one! 201 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:43,839 - ASTRID: The carbon footprint of a parent is massive. 202 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,341 Kids use up a lot of stuff. 203 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:46,634 Every toy is packaged 204 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,677 in ten layers of plastic, and cardboard. 205 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,555 Entire forests have been leveled to make coloring books 206 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,057 that kids scribble in and chuck. 207 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,892 - JAMES: They waste food, they leave taps running, 208 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:57,353 they gobble up batteries, not literally. 209 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,646 Well, once, almost. 210 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,981 - ASTRID: And, of course, you wanna use less and recycle, 211 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,358 and care for the planet. 212 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:05,819 But also, sometimes, you want, like, 15 minutes. Sorry, Earth. 213 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:12,618 - Thank you, I'm not gonna put this one in the gallery. 214 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,037 [doorbell rings] 215 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,540 - ♪ Snacks and fun And snacks and fun ♪ 216 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:21,085 ♪ And bonding with my brother-in-law ♪ 217 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,920 Just made that up. - Hi, Bo. 218 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,255 - Yeah. They're clean. 219 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:27,841 - You are, no exaggeration, seven hours early. 220 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,970 - I need some extra time to prepare the snacks. 221 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,680 Hey, Vivi. - Hi. 222 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,889 - Filo pastry parcel 223 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,766 stuffed with goat cheese and cranberry compote. 224 00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:37,685 - Hmm. We're just watching a basketball game, 225 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,562 we're not, you know, entertaining the Mayor. 226 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:42,815 - [sighs] I don't get to do this very often, James. 227 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,775 In basketball terms, I'm a roo-kie. 228 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:46,026 - It's pronounced rookie. 229 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:48,237 But listen, I'm really glad that you're here. 230 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,196 - Me, too! 231 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:50,447 - Because I need to work. 232 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,949 I need to get some stuff done before Ennis comes, 233 00:08:51,991 --> 00:08:53,617 so can you watch the kids for me, please? 234 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,493 - James. 235 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,537 I recognize a man whose work's a succubus, 236 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,080 drinking his life away. 237 00:08:58,122 --> 00:08:59,999 That was me, before I broke down. 238 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,542 - I can handle a little bit of homework 239 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:02,918 if it means getting a raise, okay? 240 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,503 - Yeah, but that's how it starts. 241 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,380 A raise, work on the weekends, 242 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,841 higher stress, less time for family. 243 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,177 One day, you light your tie on fire and walk to wealth! 244 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,679 - FELIX: Daddy, daddy. 245 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,557 - Hey, there he is. What's-- 246 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:17,433 - It came out! 247 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,684 - Oh, that's exciting, right? 248 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,894 - The Tooth Fairy's gonna come tonight, 249 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,187 and cut a hole in our house! 250 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,189 - Magic! She magics into the house 251 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,318 and takes our teeth for her own mysterious purposes! 252 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,569 Right, Uncle Bo? 253 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,113 - Perhaps, she grinds them into a powder, then makes a paste 254 00:09:31,155 --> 00:09:34,199 that she can mold like clay into beautiful sculptures. 255 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,869 - No! No! She-- [stammers] She's-- 256 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,038 We'll never know the real reason, but not that! 257 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,372 - I wanna see the Tooth Fairy. 258 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:43,292 - Oh! But, buddy, she only comes after we're asleep. 259 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:44,418 What are you gonna do? 260 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,878 - I can record her on my iPad. - Mm. 261 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,964 - I wanna see what her deal is. - Yes! 262 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,967 - Yeah, it's a super-smart idea, buddy! 263 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,720 - I'm gonna start cooking. [hums] 264 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,973 ♪ Snacks and fun ♪ 265 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,854 [phone vibrates] 266 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:07,733 - Hey! So, you're not getting hammered on the golf course 267 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:08,901 with the World Cup Committee? 268 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,904 - No, but I drank a beer in the tub. 269 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,405 - Like a cowboy! 270 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,074 So, it was a good day? - Yeah. 271 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,742 Chuck wants me to come back next month 272 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,035 instead of in the fall. 273 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,371 'Cause they're obviously nothing without my muscular brain. 274 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,748 - And I might get a new job title and pay bump. 275 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:23,916 Wait, are we-- 276 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,334 Are we a power couple? 277 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:28,295 - Well, for dinner, I ordered a room service burger with bacon, 278 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,254 so, you tell me. 279 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,422 - Mm. You know I would, 280 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,966 but I'm too busy looking at $30 million homes 281 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,176 on the Bridle Path, so... 282 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:35,928 - I should actually go, because Chuck wants me 283 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,596 to go over something for tomorrow. 284 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:38,847 But, hey! 285 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,558 Congrats on your "maybe" promotion. 286 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,685 - Mm. Thank you. 287 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,186 - I remember when you started working at Gero's, 288 00:10:44,228 --> 00:10:46,480 you said you wouldn't last two years. 289 00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:48,107 Now, look at you. 290 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,943 - Totally. - Love you. Bye! 291 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,278 - [Felix exclaims] - [Viv giggles] 292 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,905 - FELIX: You're not gonna get me! 293 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:56,365 - VIV: Yes, I... 294 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,663 - What time is it? It's game time! 295 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,665 [whooping] 296 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,999 - Hey, come on, come on, come on! 297 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,376 - Are your kids here or can I do voices? 298 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:08,836 - They live here. Also, they're asleep. 299 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,254 - Okay. Let's keep our voices down. 300 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,964 I don't wanna have to say hi. 301 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,966 [sighs] Do you want a Gin Destructible? 302 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,510 We got, uh, Ginsane in the Membrane, 303 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,095 and [chuckles] Gint of Lime. 304 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,723 Some of these names, they need work, still. 305 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,182 - Hello, Ennis. 306 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:24,560 I hope you brought your mouth? 307 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:27,271 - I don't feel safe. Who's this? 308 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,522 - This is my brother-in-law Bo. 309 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,691 He's gonna watch the game with us. It'll be great. 310 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,067 - Excuse me. 311 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,653 Tonight's line-up of snacks will be very vegetable-full, 312 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,156 but I can adjust for any food allergies. 313 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,158 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - Hey, no, no, no, come on. 314 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,535 There's booze and there's snacks and there's a game. 315 00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,412 What more do you need? 316 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,205 - Mm. 317 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:49,835 - [crunches] 318 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:55,340 You're lucky these are divine. Mm. 319 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,093 Help yourself to any gin flavored beverage. 320 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,387 - I don't drink, but I do like to indulge 321 00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,014 when I feel my mood darken. 322 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,558 Homemade edibles! 323 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,144 Yeah, just helps me relax. 324 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,856 [mumbles] 325 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,107 Mm. 326 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,442 James? 327 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:15,527 It's mild. 328 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,029 - How mild? 329 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,739 - So mild. 330 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,491 It's nothing. 331 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,034 See, the thing about guys is, 332 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,203 we know where to buy stuff like technology, 333 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,079 and running shoes, but where do we go 334 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,249 when we're in the market for organic surf apparel 335 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,626 or a simple crocheted vest? 336 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,753 - You're exactly right. I wouldn't know where to begin. 337 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,672 Hey, I think the second half of the game's started. 338 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,174 - Oh, no, it's been over for a while now. 339 00:12:37,216 --> 00:12:38,717 We're watching a nature documentary 340 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,552 and Bo's telling us his business idea. 341 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,595 - Oh, I see what happened. 342 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,389 - So, I created GoBo. 343 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,599 It's like Etsy, for men. 344 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,101 - So, would this be like sneakers designed by rappers? 345 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:50,020 Or is it stuff made out of antlers? 346 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:50,854 - Exactly! 347 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,273 And I have startup capital. 348 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:55,776 All I need is someone like James. 349 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:56,902 - What? Someone like me? 350 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,111 - Yeah, someone who's good at logistics 351 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,738 and distribution and workflow. 352 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,950 I mean, to balance out my pure creative energy. 353 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,159 - What? 354 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,661 - I have to be the Tooth Fairy. - [Bo gasps] 355 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,579 And Felix set up a camera in his room to catch you. 356 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,749 - Yes. Mm. - Means he's on to you. 357 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,959 You gotta end this. 358 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,794 - No, look, it's not about Felix, it's about Viv. 359 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,295 You only get so much magic in your life, 360 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,755 I don't want Felix to ruin that for her. 361 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,758 - Okay, let's do it. You changed my mind fast. 362 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,635 Bo, these are not mild. 363 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,638 [dramatic music playing] 364 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,226 - So, about half an inch. - Okay. 365 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,477 - This is for her body. 366 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,105 James, you're doing amazing. - Thanks, buddy. [laughs] 367 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,191 - Do you think she's a blonde with brunette lowlights 368 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,111 or a brunette with blonde highlights? 369 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,320 - [speaks indistinctly] 370 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,030 - [speaks indistinctly] 371 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,365 Twist. - Twist 'em around? 372 00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:44,199 On it. 373 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:45,826 - BO: Awesome. We're good. 374 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:46,869 - Bam, that's it. 375 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,288 - ENNIS: Some more string for the hair. 376 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,125 Here's an idea for a final touch: perfume. 377 00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:57,421 - She's done. 378 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,256 - JAMES: Bo, this is really great. 379 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:01,633 - Yeah, she's really pretty. 380 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,177 - This might be the weed gummy or the Gindiscretion talking, 381 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,263 but you guys are great friends. 382 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,807 - She's bold and powerful. 383 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,226 But she has a secret. 384 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,771 [whispers] I'd never tell a soul. 385 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,949 - Okay, guys, we gotta be very quiet 386 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,242 so we don't wake Viv or Felix. 387 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,744 - Oh, I don't wanna see your kids, 388 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,329 I just came up here because I'm scared to be alone. 389 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,538 - [shushes] 390 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,499 - Do you expect the fairy to put the money under the pillow, 391 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,876 or to take the tooth? 392 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,503 - I didn't actually think about either of those things 393 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,214 because I'm too messed up on your weed gummy! 394 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,301 - It sounds counter-intuitive, but have another. [laughs] 395 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,344 I did! 396 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,179 - Bo, you army-crawl behind the iPad, 397 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,598 I'm gonna fly the Tooth Fairy right in front of the camera, 398 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,724 you turn off the iPad. 399 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,101 - Hey, careful with her! She's delicate. 400 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:54,645 But she has a wisdom, you know. 401 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,563 - Stop creeping on the Tooth Fairy. 402 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,106 Let her do her job, please? 403 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,107 - We can do this. 404 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,235 - Ennis, you watch Viv's door, make sure she doesn't come out. 405 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,071 - I'm gonna hold on to the doorknob 406 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,614 so that she can't get out. 407 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,908 - That's-- Okay. 408 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,660 Bo. 409 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,953 Here we go. Let's do it. 410 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,704 - ENNIS: That's just like in the army. 411 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,872 Where'd you find this guy? 412 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,333 - JAMES: Slide it out, like an eel. 413 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,627 - ENNIS: That's great. - There we go. 414 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,087 Slide-- - Hey, James. 415 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,046 - Yeah. 416 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,340 - We should get an apartment together. 417 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,301 - Let's-- We'll table that. - Okay. 418 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,471 - All right, fairy's coming in. Hurry up. 419 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,267 Bo. Bo. Bo! 420 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,560 - Bo. - Bo! 421 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,687 - Bo! - Bover! 422 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,022 - ENNIS: Bo! - What's the matter with him? 423 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,232 - Oh, he fell asleep. 424 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,608 That's actually not a bad idea. 425 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,111 My cab's been waiting outside for about ten minutes. 426 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,320 Super-fun night. 427 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,822 Oh. Will you text me later 428 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,075 to let me know that I got home safe? 429 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,665 Okay, okay, okay, we got this, we got this. 430 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,761 [phone ringing] 431 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,346 - VIV: Daddy! 432 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,681 Daddy! - Hello. 433 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:17,352 - Felix's iPad made a movie of the Tooth Fairy! 434 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,563 - What? Let me see. 435 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,026 - FELIX: She turned off my iPad, 436 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,236 and gave me $10 dollars. 437 00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,529 - $10, not five, huh? 438 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,615 She must have, uh, yeah, confused the bills in the dark. 439 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,658 Lucky you! 440 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,411 - This is weird. - Hmm. What do you think, Viv? 441 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,495 - She came! 442 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,456 She cut a hole in the house and left money! 443 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,791 - Yeah, so fun, right? 444 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,418 - I'm hungry. 445 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,669 - Okay, we've moved on. 446 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,588 Uh, yeah, just help yourself to some breakfast, guys, 447 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,590 get started. 448 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,924 [laptop dings] 449 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:51,678 - Working on Sunday. - Okay. Hi. 450 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,596 - I don't miss that. 451 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,389 Doesn't have to be that way. 452 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,016 GoBo is always there for you. 453 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,352 - I'm gonna work on something that exists, so... 454 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,771 - [phone rings] - Oh. 455 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,481 Can I borrow that clean pair of underwear I brought back? 456 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,732 - I gotta take this. 457 00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,734 No, it's actually a great idea because the new franchise 458 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:09,780 could, uh, restock from the two existing depots-- Okay. 459 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,033 And, um, yeah, it would save us about 15%. 460 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:16,328 So, I can get started on that, uh, on Monday? 461 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,579 When... 462 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:20,749 Yeah, no, or I could have it done by Monday. 463 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,626 Both work great! 464 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,047 - You lied to me! 465 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,632 - I gotta go. 466 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,057 [video game music] 467 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,019 - You tricked me. 468 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,313 - Yeah. I know, buddy. I'm sorry. 469 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,815 - I feel dumb. 470 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,775 - No, hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. 471 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,151 Stop, you're not dumb. 472 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,737 I just wanted you to believe and have fun! 473 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,532 - Why do grown-ups trick kids so much? 474 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,950 - Okay, look. 475 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,452 The Tooth Fairy is just a game 476 00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,080 that makes losing a tooth less scary. 477 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,166 - You said to always be honest. 478 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,918 - Yeah. 479 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,546 Ahem... And you should. 480 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,464 Most of the time. 481 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,467 But, sometimes, 482 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,553 lying can be useful. 483 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,179 It can get you out of danger. 484 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,557 It can help you spare somebody's feelings. 485 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:22,477 It can keep your sister believing in the Tooth Fairy. 486 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,063 - You want me to lie to Viv? 487 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,649 - Uh, no, I, I want you to be part of 488 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:32,112 the longest-running and weirdest conspiracy in the world. 489 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,573 And I want Viv to have fun. 490 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,451 - She can have my tooth to put under her pillow. 491 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,620 - That's cool of you, buddy. 492 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:41,872 Unfortunately, I can't allow it. 493 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,332 It's against Tooth Fairy rules. No swapsies. 494 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,917 - That's a lie! 495 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:46,751 - Mm. 496 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,296 - I'm gonna delete all your games on your phone. 497 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,715 - Um, that's a terrible lie. 498 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,216 Can I just give you a couple of notes? 499 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,801 What you wanna do is, you wanna make eye contact, 500 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,721 you wanna exhale, look at me, ready? Like this. 501 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,097 [clears throat] 502 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,515 I'm not... 503 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,726 gonna bop you on the head with this pillow! Bop! 504 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,019 - Oh. [laughs] - See? 505 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,478 [groans] - [laughs] 506 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,231 - ASTRID: If you're a parent, you gotta lie sometimes. 507 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,399 Get over it. 508 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:10,734 - JAMES: You don't want your kids terrified 509 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,985 o f a local serial killer, 510 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,528 or knowing where the chocolate stash is. 511 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,113 - ASTRID: Hold up. Where's the chocolate stash? 512 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,281 - JAMES: Oh, it's above the dryer. 513 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,616 - ASTRID: Smart. 514 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,909 You gotta reveal the complex 515 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:22,120 and garbage-y parts of the world slowly. 516 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,997 This sucks! - Mm-hmm. 517 00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,415 Right? I had one yesterday. 518 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,126 Gin there, done that. Tastes like pennies. 519 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,419 Unlike with your partner, 520 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,588 where it's best to lob the truth like a grenade. 521 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,174 What's up? - Screw Chuck. 522 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,176 - Wait, what? What happened? 523 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,386 - He offered me a sweet job, 524 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,513 a job that I'm clearly made for, 525 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:44,059 with a two-year contract. - Oh, that dirty-- 526 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,019 I don't know why we're angry. Why are we angry? 527 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,604 - If we decide we wanna have a baby... 528 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,898 -Yeah. - ...I can't wait two years. 529 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,775 And then, if I take mat leave partway through, 530 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,152 who's to say that I have a job to come back to? 531 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,655 - Yeah, have you tried asking him about it? 532 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,406 - I don't want to have to ask Chuck 533 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,533 if I'm allowed to have a baby! 534 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,703 Men have it so much easier. - Yeah. 535 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,331 I hate my job. 536 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,667 - What? - Yeah. 537 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,210 I... I hate my job. 538 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,713 I'm not trying to trump your very real and sexist dilemma, 539 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,550 but I hate it and I'm... it makes me feel depressed 540 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,469 and unfulfilled. 541 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,554 - I'm sorry. Thank you for telling me 542 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:24,683 and for having your soul crushed for us. 543 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,146 - [exclaims] Yeah. 544 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:35,443 - Yuck. - Oh. 545 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,737 - There's the layering and the texture, there. 546 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,072 - JAMES: Yeah, it's there. - All right. 547 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,407 Faye Dunaway, eat your heart out. 548 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:41,741 - It's moving the glitter glue around. 549 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:42,951 - Bo, I'm blowing it. I'm tryin' to... 550 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,369 - Don't put your fingers on it! 551 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,413 - But I'm... I'm not. I'm... I'm making it drier faster. 552 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,664 With my mouth breath. 553 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,833 - Hey, what's your favorite Tony Shalhoub show? 554 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:50,917 Mine's Wings. 555 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,837 She's a blonde, but she's got sort of brunette lowlights. 556 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,505 - I'm not sure about the lowlights. 557 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,674 - ENNIS: When it's darker. So, you have brown hair, 558 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,843 and then you have highlights that are blonde. 559 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,013 But if your hair is blonde, and you put brunette streaks in it, 560 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,097 then they're lowlights. 561 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:05,724 It's what they call them when it's darker. 562 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,226 Should have gone blonde for a while, I missed my chance. 563 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,562 James, would you pass me the purple glitter paint? 564 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,896 Just take a little hit of purple sparkle. 565 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,189 - BO: No, no. No, no. No, no, no! 566 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,150 - What? It's just a little purple sparkle. 567 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,609 - BO: No, no! 568 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,403 [rock music playing]