1 00:00:01,544 --> 00:00:04,505 - ASTRID: Before kids, a car meant freedom, convenience, 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:07,133 possibility, hitting the open road was exciting. 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:10,553 With kids, it's like you're an Uber driver for a drunk cop. 4 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:12,972 They boss you around, shame you for texting, 5 00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,265 spill their food everywhere 6 00:00:14,307 --> 00:00:15,725 and then you just have to take it. 7 00:00:15,767 --> 00:00:17,310 - JAMES: Your car becomes a kitchen, 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,811 a bedroom, a family room, a toilet, and a prison. 9 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,146 It feels like you got to bring 10 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,397 everything in your house with you, 11 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,857 except the cool stuff. 12 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:24,567 - ASTRID: But the hardest part of driving anywhere 13 00:00:24,609 --> 00:00:26,778 is leaving the damn house. 14 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,404 - [shouting] 15 00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:31,032 She's mad because there's no room in her tummy for a snack 16 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:32,658 because I've made too much breakfast. 17 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,328 - What, kiddo! Come on, we got a long drive ahead of us. 18 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,746 I'm gonna stick you in the trunk. 19 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:37,872 - Yay! The trunk. 20 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,499 - No, no, no, Daddy's joking, baby. 21 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,876 No one ever, ever, ever goes in the trunk. 22 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:43,878 That's not an idea we want to explore. 23 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,924 - I'm not going, Dad! [shouting] 24 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,802 - Can I go in the trunk? 25 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:52,887 - [Viv continue shouting] 26 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:56,599 [theme music playing] 27 00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:01,354 Hey, Manitoulin Island is a six-hour drive 28 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,106 and we were supposed to leave two hours ago. 29 00:01:03,147 --> 00:01:04,690 - I'm trying something. 30 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,902 - All right, let's see what you brought for the car. 31 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:09,320 A frisbee, 32 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,239 oh, your Tooth Fairy money, 33 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,407 some string, and a yo-yo. 34 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,326 You know none of this stuff you can use in the car. 35 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:17,912 - It's for the cottage. - Uncle Bo's brother's cottage 36 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,498 is bigger than our entire house and full of toys. 37 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:23,543 - Can we have a cottage? - Of course, we can't. 38 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,294 Did you pee? - I think so. 39 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:27,588 - Okay, I'm gonna need you to step it up a bit. 40 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,340 You're eight years old now. 41 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:31,884 It's time you take responsibility for getting ready 42 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,845 and for your own pee, quite frankly. 43 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,055 It's your bladder now, you're in charge. 44 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,223 - Okay. 45 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,644 - Been through the war with this beast. 46 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:44,063 - Oh, yeah, Florida, Tofino, 47 00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:45,481 that time the streetcar hit me. 48 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,275 - Us, my love, the streetcar hit us. 49 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,860 - Yeah, you're right, I think, uh, 50 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:51,404 I think we're due for a new ride or a new used ride. 51 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,865 - Or if Teslas will ever come down in price. 52 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,742 - Why, because Bo's brother Trevor has one? 53 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,912 - [laughs] It's so fun to bomber out of that thing. 54 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,873 Trev, he's... he's a pretty good guy. 55 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,792 - Disagree. He's a twice-divorced crypto guru, 56 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:07,753 who thinks his invisible braces are actually invisible 57 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,130 but I can see them, James, 58 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,090 I can see them because the man chews like a horse. 59 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,550 - Great cottage, though. 60 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:13,801 - It's not even a cottage, 61 00:02:13,843 --> 00:02:15,303 it's like a set from The Bachelor. 62 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,806 So, I'm thinking that maybe our next car 63 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,809 should have a third row and be a van. 64 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,395 - For my guitar. 65 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,230 - Or another baby. 66 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,190 - I was actually 67 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,691 thinking about that. - Mm. 68 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,027 - No, I was thinking about making this trip with an infant, 69 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,737 driving while being sleep-deprived, 70 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,322 diaper changes, baby crying, 71 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:35,865 which is more haunting than kid crying. 72 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:37,074 - I understand that another human 73 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,367 makes things more difficult. 74 00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,411 - It's less time, less space, less money. 75 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:41,913 We have to change when we retire. 76 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,707 - But it's also that new baby smell, 77 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,668 and the first words and holding another human 78 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,212 that's a little bit of both of us. 79 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,714 - Why can't you acknowledge what I'm saying is valid? 80 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:55,051 - Why can't you acknowledge that, like, babies are sweet? 81 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:56,427 - I do, but is it realistic? 82 00:02:56,469 --> 00:02:58,471 - "Is it realistic?" What is realistic? 83 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,431 Is anything actually realistic? 84 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,725 - Okay. - Well, I say we ignore reality. 85 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:03,726 - You know what? 86 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:05,686 It's May 2-4. It's the weekend. 87 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,147 Let's just go to a cottage with an espresso machine 88 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:12,193 and then we'll talk about all this over a glass of wine 89 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,611 while we sit on one of the docks. 90 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:14,987 - Okay. - Yes. 91 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,822 - So if you think that sweating half a day in the car 92 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,116 with our children is gonna change my mind, you're wrong. 93 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:23,996 - Oh! I think it might make you regret the first two. 94 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,418 - How are you less ready? - Yeah, guys, 95 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:31,337 we're-- we're supposed to be on the 400 now. 96 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:32,838 That's a highway. You guys don't know anything. 97 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,298 - Felix, why are you eating cereal? 98 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,550 - It's for the car. - What? 99 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,927 - I'll be careful. 100 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:40,638 - Viv, what are you wearing? Stop, stop whirly twirling. 101 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,014 Okay, okay, you know what? 102 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,557 Maybe we're gonna go to the cottage without you, 103 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,059 what do you think about that? - Oh. 104 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:46,769 Don't make threats you can't follow through on. 105 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:48,187 That's like ice cream in the garbage all over again. 106 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,563 - No, no, no, it's gonna work. 107 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,148 They don't know I'm not gonna follow through. 108 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,566 They're gonna start getting ready, you watch. 109 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,943 - No. - I'm gonna start the car 110 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,737 and then I'm gonna go with or without you. 111 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:58,281 - I want you kids to know 112 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,865 I admire your daddy's follow-through. 113 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,993 [phone ringing] 114 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:07,623 - Mm. I was right, you haven't left yet. 115 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:09,375 - Can you email me a sip of that mimosa? 116 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,502 - Don't even joke about drinking and driving. 117 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:13,212 There was a huge accident on the highway 118 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:17,133 and a family got mangled, including two kids. 119 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,927 - Oh, hi, Viv! - Hi, Dawn Aunty! 120 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,095 - How's it going out there? 121 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:23,222 - Ah! So peaceful. 122 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,849 - We'll be there soon. - I hope so. 123 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,976 The last ferry leaves Tobermory at 5:00 now. 124 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:29,145 - What? Really? Is that new? - JAMES: Guys, 125 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,396 I have had it up to here. 126 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,023 That's-- Look how close to the top it is. 127 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,108 We're gonna go and you guys are gonna watch me leave. 128 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:36,110 - James, we have to go, the ferry leaves at 5:00. 129 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,862 - Guys, we have to leave, this is serious. 130 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,363 - Hello, James. - Oh, hey, Dawn. 131 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:42,116 Yeah. Uh... Tell Trev I couldn't put my ax in the car, 132 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,326 but I'm excited to jam, though. 133 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:44,827 - Should I tell Bo too? 134 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,120 - [exclaims] Sure. 135 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:47,788 - Mm. And don't forget your bathing suits. 136 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,833 Trevor just put in a brand-new Jacuzzi. 137 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:51,917 - See you soon. 138 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,711 - Guys, the cottage has a Jacuzzi. 139 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:54,837 - What's that? 140 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:56,422 - It's a tiny hot pool you can sit in. 141 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,715 - Yeah, it makes a soup out of you and your friends. 142 00:04:57,757 --> 00:04:59,008 - Yes! - Yes! 143 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:00,259 - Okay! - Okay, okay, 144 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,177 let's go, let's go. 145 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,470 - [speaking indistinctly] 146 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:03,763 Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, 147 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,056 you have your backpack on. Come on. 148 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,557 - Can we listen to Scoob McDooby? 149 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:08,059 - Ah! You know what? We don't have it in the car. 150 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,268 - Oh, it's in my backpack. 151 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,062 - You found it, huh? Okay, great. 152 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,397 - Oh, I see you brought some sticker books to read, huh? 153 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:16,317 - Am I sneaky? - Yes, you're so sneaky, 154 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,152 but, remember, reading is what makes you feel sick 155 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,445 and you hate being sick, right? 156 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,614 - It's not reading, she can't read. 157 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,949 - Thank you, Felix. - No problem. 158 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,326 - I can read stickers. 159 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:26,577 - Viv, where's your yuck bucket? 160 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,704 - I got it, I got it. - Thank you. 161 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,164 Okay, what do you... what do you do, Viv, 162 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:31,832 when your stomach starts to feel yucky? 163 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,209 - I cry. - Before that. 164 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,586 - I puke. - In the bucket, right? 165 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:37,838 - I can only do my best. 166 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,090 [screaming in agony] 167 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,258 - Okay, okay, okay, okay... 168 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,676 Are you bleeding? - No. 169 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:45,054 - Well, then Band-Aid's not really going to help, is it? 170 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:46,389 - It makes it better. 171 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,015 - I mean, actually, it's called a "placebo effect" 172 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,517 and it's your brain lying to your body. 173 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,311 - Is there rainbow Band-Aid? - There is. 174 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:55,398 Here we go and like that, is it better? 175 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,274 - So much better. - "So much better." 176 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,485 [beard trimmer buzzing] 177 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,320 What the-- 178 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,532 What are you doing? 179 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,325 - Oh, I just realized, if there's a hot tub, 180 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,868 I better trim my bikini line. 181 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,203 - With my beard trimmer? 182 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:11,122 - Uh, yeah, I just need to take out some of the volume 183 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:14,458 so it's not like a little bird's nest peeking out. [caws] 184 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,253 - [car horn beeping] - Is that our horn? 185 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:19,964 What happened? 186 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,715 - [sniffles] I was just trying to start the car, 187 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,634 and it worked. - Yes, no, yeah, I mean, 188 00:06:23,676 --> 00:06:26,011 it's gonna work, buddy. Why-- Why-- Why did you do that? 189 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,055 - I was trying to help save time. 190 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,766 - Hey, come here, I appreciate you taking the initiative 191 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:32,101 but that was really dangerous, 192 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,894 and honestly not a huge time saver for us. 193 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,354 Let's go. - Okay. 194 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:37,148 - ASTRID: Planning a family road trip, you have to factor in 195 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,150 small bladders and queasy tummies, 196 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:41,902 and your optimal route involves a lot more stops. 197 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,446 You can't focus on making good time, 198 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,156 only making the time somehow good, 199 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,032 thereby proving to yourself and your partner 200 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,076 that it wasn't a totally stupid idea. 201 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,619 James, some music. - Mm-hmm. 202 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,997 - ANNOUNCER: In an accident that left five dead, 203 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,206 including two children-- 204 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,958 - Yeah, less talk, more rock, let's go! 205 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,295 - [all cheering] - Let's go! 206 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,464 [car horn honking] 207 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,923 - Only six hours left to go. 208 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,634 - PERSON: Move it, you fool! 209 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,179 [song playing] 210 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,392 - ♪ Not a long time ♪ 211 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,769 - ♪ Not a long time ♪ 212 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,396 - ♪ So have a good time ♪ 213 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:20,816 ♪ The sun won't shine every day ♪ 214 00:07:22,902 --> 00:07:24,570 ♪ And the sun is shinin'... ♪ 215 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:28,073 - Hey, no reading in the car. - Viv can't read. 216 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,241 - Yes, I can. 217 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:31,660 - Viv, no reading, no looking at stuff, 218 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,287 no staring at anything in your lap, 219 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:34,830 that's how you get sick, okay, honey? 220 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,415 - Not looking. - Totally, 221 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,250 um, except I can see you, though, so... 222 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,961 - Okay, look, Viv, if you don't stop, we're-- 223 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,505 You know what, let's do this. 224 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:46,091 Uh, first person to see a green car is the green car champion. 225 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:49,553 - It's a really good call. Wow. 226 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:53,015 Oh, we need to stop and get some pies at the Mennonite farm. 227 00:07:53,057 --> 00:07:56,185 - I don't-- It's not, uh, exactly on the way 228 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,603 and we're already cutting close. 229 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:59,313 - No, no, last year we showed up empty-handed, remember? 230 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,565 And Dawn asked if we needed grocery money. 231 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,691 - We brought stuff. 232 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,276 - Nobody believed those Paw Patrol yogurts 233 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,028 were for the group, James. 234 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:07,279 We need something special. 235 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,822 - We're never gonna make the ferry. 236 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,033 Please don't think that's a challenge to drive fast. 237 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,243 - It's too late, James. 238 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,245 - FELIX: Viv's looking out my window. 239 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,955 - VIV: Felix looked up mine. 240 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,248 - All windows are in play. 241 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,916 - His eyes are hogging all the windows. 242 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:21,627 - We're losing 'em. How about we listen to some more music? 243 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,546 - Scoob McDooby. 244 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,672 - Yeah! 245 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,758 - ♪ When I say tre You say three, tre ♪ 246 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:28,926 - ♪ Tre ♪ 247 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:31,804 - ♪ When I say tre You say three, tre ♪ 248 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,973 - ♪ Tre ♪ - ♪ When I say trick ♪ 249 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,474 ♪ You say treat ♪ 250 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,059 ♪ Trick, trick ♪ 251 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:39,937 ♪ When I say trick You say treat ♪ 252 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:42,273 ♪ Trick, trick... ♪ 253 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,567 - Uh, there's a... Uh... 254 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,859 Sorry, I can't. 255 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,570 This music is making me wanna put an icepick in my ears. 256 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,321 I'm just gonna turn this down real quick, guys. 257 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,949 - No! - Okay! 258 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,618 Cottage this way... - Mm-hmm. 259 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,078 - ...four million dollars. 260 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,247 - Wow! They probably think they're so much better than us. 261 00:08:58,289 --> 00:09:00,624 - FELIX: Can I eat food I find on the seat? 262 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,251 - For the last time, yes. 263 00:09:02,293 --> 00:09:03,586 - Yes! 264 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,672 - Aren't you supposed to be checking for traffic? 265 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,090 - Yeah, no, I was, we're good. 266 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:10,426 Then I started thinking about buying some land, 267 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,219 probably prefab down. 268 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,929 You know, Trevor has a pretty sweet setup. 269 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,223 The kids have a separate bunkie. - Hey. 270 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:19,101 - Who threw that? - I can't hear. 271 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:21,020 - You don't throw a horse at Mommy 272 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,314 because you can't hear your Halloween music. 273 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,692 - Come on. - Oh, my God! 274 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,652 - You know, not to belabor the point 275 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:32,031 but imagine all this plus an infant and sore nipples. 276 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:33,866 - It's not as far-fetched as 277 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,784 buying some land and dropping a prefab. 278 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,578 - I just wanna think of a future where we can do that. 279 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:40,539 - And a separate bunkie for the kids like how Trev has. 280 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:44,001 Cool Trev with all his erotic Japanese art-- 281 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:45,419 - It's called shunga. 282 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:47,129 Why is it so crazy to think that we can have a cottage? 283 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,507 - Why is it crazy to think that we can have a baby? 284 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,427 - FELIX: Dad? - Hmm? 285 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:57,306 - Viv threw up again. - What, again? 286 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,267 - She threw up before but you guys were talking. 287 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,729 - Okay, you can interrupt for barf for future... 288 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:06,398 [theme music playing] 289 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,572 Oh, God! 290 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,990 - Can I have my snacks now? 291 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,117 - No, we have to hose down the snacks you already ate. 292 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,578 Are you kidding me right now? - Did it ruin my sticker book? 293 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,121 - Yes, Viv, it got in your sticker book. 294 00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,415 I asked you so many times to put that away. 295 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:24,875 You can't read while we're driving. 296 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,877 - She can't read. - Felix, your sister's gonna 297 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,129 have people telling her she can't do things her entire life, 298 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,423 she doesn't need to hear it from you too. 299 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,300 Viv... 300 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,219 look at this, this is covered in vomit. 301 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,470 This is garbage now, sorry. 302 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:40,766 - Hey, that's littering. - Felix, shut up. 303 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:54,446 - Hey, that wasn't about you, Mommy's just frustrated. 304 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,866 But also, like, come on. 305 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,787 - [pants] 306 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,623 - Hi. 307 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,167 Found this under the car seat. 308 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,877 - Oh, my God! 309 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,672 [exhales] 310 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,550 I hate yelling at the kids, 311 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,136 but I want to throw them into the sun. 312 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,387 - Yeah... 313 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,223 it's a bad feeling. 314 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,100 - [exhales] 315 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,393 - I love you. 316 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,272 There's a picnic area up ahead. 317 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,399 We can change Viv, clean up, regroup. 318 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:33,235 Maybe you can chat with Felix? 319 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,530 - Can't we just leave them there? 320 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,531 - Mm. 321 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,991 Yeah, we pick them up on the way back. 322 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,117 - Yeah. 323 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,202 - Or not. - Okay. 324 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,333 [birds chirping] 325 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,135 - Eat your salad. 326 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,429 - Mm. [clicks tongue] 327 00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:03,056 - Oh, is there raspberry vinaigrette on this? 328 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,142 - Nope, it looks like a bug peed on it. 329 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,644 - Mm. Well, whatever you did, it's delicious. 330 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,271 - All right, you guys go run around 331 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,522 and burn off some energy. 332 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,567 Hey, I'm sorry I told you to shut up. 333 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:16,653 - You said that two times already, Mommy. 334 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,740 - I'm sorry. - [laughs] 335 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,369 - I'm gonna go check out that creek... 336 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,913 right after I, uh... 337 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,748 raspberry vinaigrette behind that tree. 338 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,750 - Okay. I'll pack up. 339 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,168 Oh, my God! 340 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:39,301 [Viv and Felix speaking indistinctly] 341 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,473 - ASTRID: Usually, one parent ends up 342 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,767 being the family documentarian. 343 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,268 - JAMES: You get all the birthdays 344 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,561 or the first days at school, 345 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,896 the beautiful candids, 346 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,648 the incredibly framed action shots. 347 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,775 - ASTRID: You're a great photographer, sweetheart. 348 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,318 - JAMES: Oh, it's nothing. 349 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,695 I'm just quick on the draw and use the rule of thirds 350 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,239 and have an excellent eye. 351 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,157 - ASTRID: A nyway, having a family album in your pocket 352 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,117 makes it easy to reminisce about the adorable things 353 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,830 that happened when the kids were little or like last week. 354 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,457 - JAMES: It also makes it easy for those precious moments 355 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,334 to get stolen or worse. 356 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,253 Oh, no! - No! No, no, no, no! 357 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,588 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 358 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,048 - No, no, no, no! - [gasps] 359 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,092 Just get it. I'm so sorry. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 360 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,928 - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Ah. No, it's okay, it's okay. 361 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,429 It's okay. 362 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,017 Okay, it's fine, it's fine, do we have any rice? 363 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,395 - Uh... We have lentil salad. 364 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,729 - Nope, that's nope. 365 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,982 - But everything's in the cloud, right? We have a cloud. 366 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,608 - For a year, the cloud has emailed me once a week 367 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,527 to tell me the cloud is full. 368 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,699 [sighs] 369 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,122 [clock ticking] 370 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,795 [snickers] Did you drug their food? 371 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,715 - Felix looks like such a stoner when he sleeps. 372 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,634 - JAMES: "Energy is everything, dude." 373 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,053 - [exclaims] "Does my body make hair 374 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,472 or is it, like, already inside me?" 375 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,683 - "Cats are just mini tigers." 376 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,351 - [laughs] Oh! 377 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,020 Oh, he's a little stoner. 378 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,023 - I'd take a picture but... 379 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,649 [sighs] 380 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:20,277 Hopefully, we didn't lose everything. 381 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,779 - Mm. You're right about the pies, 382 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,406 let's just get to the ferry. 383 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,116 - All right, agreed. 384 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,868 - I'm so sick of it being a battle 385 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,245 just to get out of the house to go somewhere fun. 386 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,623 - Totally. - Just done with dragging people 387 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,083 kicking and screaming, it's exhausting. 388 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,251 - Amen, sister. 389 00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,087 - Well, I'm talking about you, too. 390 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,593 I can't make you want to have a kid. 391 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,136 You don't want to and that's legit. 392 00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:50,974 So, that's, that's the end of the conversation. 393 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,103 - You sure? - Yeah. 394 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,441 [melodic instrumental music playing] 395 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,450 [song playing] 396 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:36,895 - Okay. 397 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,859 - Are we there? 398 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,445 - I see pioneers. 399 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,906 - JAMES: Those are Mennonites, buddy. 400 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,491 - You made my pie dreams come true. 401 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:52,828 - I did some calculations and a lot of speeding 402 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,454 and I figure we have about 17 minutes here. 403 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,040 So let's get some pies. - [squeals] You're the best. 404 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,042 Now my sister's not going to judge me all weekend. 405 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044 Just kidding, yes, she will. 406 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,803 - Can I use my Tooth Fairy money to buy cookies for Viv and me? 407 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,681 - That's so sweet of you but you know I'll give you the money. 408 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,850 - But I want to use my money. 409 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,310 - All right, you got it, mister. 410 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,146 Can I have the keys? - Yeah. 411 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,690 Meet you by the pie guy? - Yeah. [chuckles] 412 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:26,069 Actually, how do you feel about getting that money on your own, 413 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,196 huh? - Thanks. 414 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,491 - So where are those pies? - Mm. 415 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,535 This way, milady. 416 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,705 We will take your freshest apple pies. 417 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,249 - Unfortunately, we're fresh out. 418 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,333 - Oh! 419 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,502 Okay, what about, um, strawberry rhubarb? 420 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,046 - Just sold the last one. 421 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,548 All we have left is shoo fly pie. 422 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,300 - I heard the word fly. 423 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,968 - What is shoo fly pie? 424 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,846 - It's made with molasses and raisins. 425 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,600 - A raisin pie... - Now, is it called shoo fly 426 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,893 because when you cut into it, 427 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,395 the raisins, they look like dead flies? 428 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,646 - Uh... - No. 429 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,690 It's because the molasses attracts the flies 430 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,525 and you have to shoo them away. 431 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,653 - My love, how many pies that need protection from insects 432 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,655 would you like to take to the cottage? 433 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,741 - Well, no less than two. 434 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,035 - We gotta have two, man. 435 00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,413 Oh, God. 436 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,915 - Felix, why did you start the car again? 437 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,167 - I didn't want to. My body made me do it. 438 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,419 - No, your body didn't make you do it, kiddo, 439 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,962 your body isn't a separate guy. 440 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,632 - Okay, we don't have time for cookies anymore, let's go. Ooh. 441 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,217 - No. - Yeah. 442 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,510 - We have to call CAA. 443 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,513 - Okay, um, is your phone in the car? 444 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,765 - It is, yes. 445 00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,362 - Top-up? 446 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,322 - Yes, please. 447 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,077 Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 448 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,956 You know I haven't had to shoo a single fly away from this pie? 449 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,332 It's false advertising. 450 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:05,919 - Felix says that flies throw up when they land on food. 451 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:07,796 - You should call them barfs then 452 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,215 because the... - Yeah, no, you're right. 453 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,175 - You get it. - Yeah. 454 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,598 - You're really done with having another baby? 455 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,520 - No. I definitely still want one. 456 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:27,065 I'm just done with talking about it and, honestly, 457 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,484 I'm not done with talking about it. 458 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,945 - Right, okay, well... [sighs] 459 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,282 I may have a baby compromise. 460 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:38,535 We try. 461 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:40,036 - That's a great idea, let's do it. 462 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,872 Ah! You're a genius. - Okay, if we have a baby, 463 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,374 we do that, and if we don't have a baby... 464 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,001 - But we might have a baby... [chuckles] 465 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:50,005 - But if we don't have a baby, then that's cool too. 466 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:52,841 - Okay. 467 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,217 - We try... 468 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,262 for four months. - Eight months. 469 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,139 - Six. 470 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,687 - Done. Mm-hmm. 471 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,397 - Okay. 472 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,072 [exhales] 473 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,954 - Take this party inside. - Yeah-ha, I think so. 474 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,082 Also one beer puts me to sleep. 475 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:30,170 The road of life can be bumpy and windy and make you sick. 476 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,547 - ASTRID: Are you really doing a "life is a highway" metaphor? 477 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,674 - JAMES: Oh, come on, can you just... [grunts] 478 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,134 When you're on your own, 479 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,887 you're in the driver's seat but when you have passengers... 480 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,430 - ASTRID: [laughs] This is terrible. 481 00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,182 - JAMES: When you have passengers, 482 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,143 you need to consider where everyone wants to go. 483 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,978 ASTRID: It's not the destination, 484 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,563 it's the journey, am I right? 485 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,066 - JAMES: Okay, I, I support you when you do your talking thing. 486 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,818 Can you have my back, please? - ASTRID: Always have your back. 487 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,737 - JAMES: We've reached a fork in the road 488 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,239 and have to make a choice 489 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,282 whether or not to have a... - ASTRID: Hitchhiker? 490 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,160 - JAMES: Ooh, yes, a hitchhiker who will delight us 491 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,828 and make the journey more interesting. 492 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,872 Or murder us. Likely a bit of both. 493 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,125 - ASTRID: We may alter the route or even the destination, 494 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:12,170 but the beautiful thing is that we're all in the car together. 495 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,174 - JAMES: [chuckles] Hey, there she is. That was great. 496 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,509 - ASTRID: Yeah, I'm amazing. 497 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,594 - JAMES: You are amazing. We're amazing. 498 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,639 - ♪ Here's a spooky trick or treat for you ♪ 499 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,183 ♪ It's a Halloween rap MC Boo! ♪ 500 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,935 ♪ Ghost flies by Watch out for the mummy ♪ 501 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:29,688 ♪ When you eat candy There is sugar in your tummy ♪ 502 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,856 ♪ Enzymes breaking down into glucose ♪ 503 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,067 ♪ Look out behind you That was too close ♪ 504 00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,987 ♪ Grab your masks Let's get on the ceilings ♪ 505 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,865 ♪ When I say trick You say treat ♪ 506 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,450 ♪ Trick, trick ♪ 507 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,287 ♪ When I say trick You say treat ♪ 508 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,621 ♪ Trick, trick ♪ 509 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,831 ♪ Trick, trick ♪ 510 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,083 ♪ When I say trick You say treat ♪ 511 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,710 ♪ Trick, treat ♪ 512 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:55,088 ♪ When I say trick You say treat ♪ 513 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,550 ♪ We need our candy ♪ 514 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,011 ♪ And we want it now ♪ 515 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,971 ♪ Call Scoob McDooby ♪ 516 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,140 ♪ In trick or treat land ♪ 517 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:09,936 ♪ Scoob McDooby is part of my crew ♪ 518 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,564 ♪ Wolfman, Frankenstein ♪ 519 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,149 ♪ Very scary two ♪ 520 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,859 ♪ You didn't spill it Gather 'round ♪ 521 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,528 ♪ Let's have the best Halloween in this whole town ♪ 522 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,822 ♪ Some jack-o'-lanterns at our door ♪ 523 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:22,991 ♪ Don't be scared of spooks galore ♪ 524 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,702 ♪ Because once a year We roll the street ♪ 525 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:29,247 ♪ It's Happy Hip-Hop Halloween ♪