1 00:00:01,678 --> 00:00:02,844 [Astrid] Night, Felix. 2 00:00:06,016 --> 00:00:08,316 -Aight, my love. I am out. 3 00:00:08,652 --> 00:00:09,718 -[Astrid] Whoa, whoa. Where are you going? 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:10,886 We're about to finish Season Two of Breaking Bad. 5 00:00:11,188 --> 00:00:12,521 -We finished Season Two last night. 6 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:13,789 -Did we? -[James] Yeah. 7 00:00:14,158 --> 00:00:15,791 Remember the plane crash and the freaky teddy bear? 8 00:00:16,126 --> 00:00:17,559 I teared up and told you I loved you. 9 00:00:17,828 --> 00:00:19,294 -Oh, yeah. That was so nice. 10 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:20,662 Where are you going? -Fantasy baseball. 11 00:00:20,831 --> 00:00:21,797 -Ugh! 12 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:23,165 -I told you, this is the pre-draft drink night. 13 00:00:23,534 --> 00:00:25,333 -Wait, pre-dra--? It's not even the real thing. 14 00:00:25,669 --> 00:00:26,868 And did you just hang out with Brian? 15 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:29,404 -Bumped into him at a gas station? 16 00:00:29,706 --> 00:00:31,973 Okay. Is everything all right, my love? 17 00:00:32,209 --> 00:00:33,008 What's the problem? 18 00:00:33,177 --> 00:00:34,342 -[sighs] 19 00:00:34,778 --> 00:00:38,246 I'm jealous, you see, because I am here sanitizing soothers, 20 00:00:38,615 --> 00:00:40,015 and you're off living your wildest fantasies. 21 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:41,883 -If I were living my wildest fantasies, 22 00:00:42,152 --> 00:00:43,318 I'd be friends with a wolf. 23 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:44,553 -Interesting. -Mm-hmm. 24 00:00:44,888 --> 00:00:46,655 -Didn't we used to take turns going out? 25 00:00:47,057 --> 00:00:49,224 -That is true. But then you just kind of stop taking your turn. 26 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,526 Which, to be fair, feels like a you problem 27 00:00:51,795 --> 00:00:52,727 more than a me problem. 28 00:00:53,063 --> 00:00:54,830 -Why can't you not just feel bad for me? 29 00:00:54,998 --> 00:00:55,931 -Mm-hmm. 30 00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,300 You're right. You should go. You should go. 31 00:00:58,635 --> 00:00:59,734 We're not even making picks tonight. 32 00:01:00,137 --> 00:01:01,703 You should get out of here. -Aren't you the league...? 33 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:04,172 I want to say Dungeon Master. 34 00:01:04,541 --> 00:01:07,476 -Close. Co-commissioner, with Ennis, who will be there. 35 00:01:07,845 --> 00:01:09,244 Also, I'm not wearing my commissioner suit, 36 00:01:09,646 --> 00:01:11,646 which is like, ugh, Ennis is gonna make a whole thing-- 37 00:01:11,882 --> 00:01:12,914 Go. Get out of here. 38 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:15,183 ♪♪ 39 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:16,351 -Okay. -Yeah? 40 00:01:16,653 --> 00:01:17,619 -All right. -There she is. 41 00:01:17,888 --> 00:01:18,887 -I'm gonna go out! -One leg. 42 00:01:19,256 --> 00:01:22,090 Oh, she's off the couch. Now she's doing something. 43 00:01:22,426 --> 00:01:23,458 -I'm gonna go out. -[James] Oh, there she is. 44 00:01:23,727 --> 00:01:24,860 Oh, we're on the tippy toes. 45 00:01:25,162 --> 00:01:26,328 -Yeah, well, I'm wearing heels. 46 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:28,296 -[James] Listen, I feel you. You're gonna-- You get it, girl. 47 00:01:28,565 --> 00:01:29,297 -[Astrid] Yeah. Gonna go... 48 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,332 -Say hello to Dawn and Bo for me. 49 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:34,002 -Uh, no losers! [laughs] Not them. 50 00:01:34,338 --> 00:01:37,672 I'm gonna hit up my party people and, uh... 51 00:01:37,908 --> 00:01:38,773 Hit the Danger Zone. 52 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:39,808 -The--the...? 53 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:42,511 -Danger. -Okay, I can infer a few things. 54 00:01:42,846 --> 00:01:43,645 -Danger Zone. -[James] None of them... 55 00:01:43,947 --> 00:01:44,913 -Here I come. -[James] Okay. Oh! The-- 56 00:01:45,215 --> 00:01:45,981 -Danger Zone. -[James] Uh-oh! 57 00:01:46,283 --> 00:01:47,949 The frog from Looney Tunes. Okay. 58 00:01:48,585 --> 00:01:50,051 ♪♪ 59 00:01:54,424 --> 00:01:57,626 This batch is key lime pie flavored kombucha. 60 00:01:57,794 --> 00:01:58,727 Okay. 61 00:02:01,565 --> 00:02:02,464 Mm. 62 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:05,400 All the fun of pie. All the taste of dirt. 63 00:02:05,802 --> 00:02:08,470 -I knew it. Your sister said you wouldn't like it, but I knew. 64 00:02:08,805 --> 00:02:11,006 -[laughs] Well, thank you so much for this. 65 00:02:11,308 --> 00:02:14,476 This was a well-needed shot of fun. 66 00:02:14,811 --> 00:02:16,211 -You have to leave by eight. -It's Thursday. 67 00:02:16,547 --> 00:02:18,880 We do intimacy check-ins on Thursday. 68 00:02:19,116 --> 00:02:19,948 -Oh, come on, guys. 69 00:02:20,284 --> 00:02:21,583 This was-- this was my big night out. 70 00:02:21,818 --> 00:02:23,185 -Is something wrong? 71 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,487 -No, it's just... 72 00:02:25,889 --> 00:02:27,289 Are you still in touch with your high school friends? 73 00:02:27,624 --> 00:02:29,257 [scoffs] You know I didn't have any friends. 74 00:02:29,493 --> 00:02:30,525 -Weren't you in band? 75 00:02:30,928 --> 00:02:32,727 -I tried to be, but the band kids wouldn't have me. 76 00:02:33,063 --> 00:02:35,096 -Well, I've lost touch with everyone. 77 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:37,432 At least James has his fantasy friends. 78 00:02:37,768 --> 00:02:40,402 -Gross. -No, she means fantasy sports. 79 00:02:40,604 --> 00:02:42,537 -Oh! Gross. 80 00:02:42,839 --> 00:02:45,207 -Yeah. James and Ennis have had this 81 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:47,409 baseball pool since college. 82 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:49,010 -Mm. -Oh, um... 83 00:02:49,246 --> 00:02:50,445 Bo. -Mm-hmm? 84 00:02:50,781 --> 00:02:53,248 -Bo, would you leave us for a moment? 85 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:55,116 -Sure. -Thank you. 86 00:03:00,257 --> 00:03:02,624 In Bo's CEO days, he was very competitive 87 00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:03,992 with the senior management team. 88 00:03:04,328 --> 00:03:06,428 They did all the fantasy sporting games. 89 00:03:06,797 --> 00:03:08,563 Bo, the guy who wouldn't come curling with us 90 00:03:08,865 --> 00:03:10,832 because of all the yelling? -Yeah. 91 00:03:11,201 --> 00:03:13,702 -Astrid, would you wish James good luck for me, please? 92 00:03:14,037 --> 00:03:16,504 -[clears throat] -Okay. Yeah, if I remember. 93 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,242 All right. Later, losers. I'm out of here. 94 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:22,310 This town is about to be... 95 00:03:23,180 --> 00:03:24,312 painted red. 96 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:26,781 -Oh, if you're seeing Mom, could you give her the SCOBY? 97 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:30,919 -Honey, hi. 98 00:03:31,188 --> 00:03:32,787 Come in. Join us. -Hi! 99 00:03:33,156 --> 00:03:35,991 Brought you some slime for gross drinking vinegar. 100 00:03:36,193 --> 00:03:37,459 Nice sun hat. 101 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:40,862 -Ladies, this is my daughter, Astrid. 102 00:03:41,231 --> 00:03:43,732 These are my fellow red hats from our little society. 103 00:03:44,034 --> 00:03:45,333 We're a playgroup for women over 50 104 00:03:45,669 --> 00:03:48,837 who are just looking to hang and chill. 105 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:53,908 -How nice. Yeah, the hats. Wow, very cool. Very cool. 106 00:03:54,211 --> 00:03:55,310 Um, Mom, listen, I just came by because 107 00:03:55,679 --> 00:03:57,846 I wanted to take you out for a nice mother-daughter 108 00:03:58,081 --> 00:03:59,247 glass of vino, [chuckles] 109 00:03:59,516 --> 00:04:01,316 but I--I see you're very busy. 110 00:04:01,652 --> 00:04:03,885 -Yeah, very busy. Yeah, not a good time. 111 00:04:06,089 --> 00:04:07,455 -Okay. 112 00:04:07,658 --> 00:04:08,957 -Okay. Bye. 113 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:12,427 ♪♪ 114 00:04:22,572 --> 00:04:23,905 -[Astrid] Hi. -Hi. 115 00:04:24,174 --> 00:04:25,273 -Will you be my friend? 116 00:04:25,609 --> 00:04:27,575 -Is this a friends with benefits situation? 117 00:04:27,778 --> 00:04:28,843 -Yes. -Mm. 118 00:04:29,179 --> 00:04:31,046 -It's also friends with shared debt, 119 00:04:31,381 --> 00:04:33,281 massive responsibility, and love situation. 120 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:35,283 -Okay, well, that sounds pretty good. 121 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:36,451 I'm in. -Okay. 122 00:04:36,853 --> 00:04:39,287 It's 9:15. Did you party too fast, too furious? 123 00:04:39,556 --> 00:04:41,056 -Mm. I made goo with my sister 124 00:04:41,358 --> 00:04:42,757 and almost joined my mom's coven. 125 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:44,059 -Mm. -You? 126 00:04:44,394 --> 00:04:45,927 -I tried to make up for years of negligence 127 00:04:46,196 --> 00:04:47,195 as a fantasy team owner. 128 00:04:47,564 --> 00:04:50,165 -You should have Bo help you. -Mm, should I? 129 00:04:50,467 --> 00:04:52,400 I just got my strategizing interrupted 130 00:04:52,736 --> 00:04:54,869 when Viv had her Red Ghost nightmare again, 131 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:56,871 -I'm starting to have the Red Ghost nightmare. 132 00:04:57,207 --> 00:04:58,573 Is our house haunted? -Here's the thing. 133 00:04:58,909 --> 00:05:01,042 We could move to a bigger, less expensive, 134 00:05:01,278 --> 00:05:02,711 less haunted house. Huh? 135 00:05:02,979 --> 00:05:04,179 I sent you some of those things. 136 00:05:04,448 --> 00:05:05,947 -You know, maybe we should move. 137 00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:07,782 I don't know anyone here anymore. 138 00:05:08,085 --> 00:05:09,050 All my school friends moved away. 139 00:05:09,386 --> 00:05:11,186 My work friends moved on when I had Viv. 140 00:05:11,588 --> 00:05:13,955 The lady at the pharmacy is nice, but that is no friendship. 141 00:05:18,795 --> 00:05:20,762 Um, there are millions of people 142 00:05:21,098 --> 00:05:24,499 in the city, and you-- I mean, this... 143 00:05:25,736 --> 00:05:27,102 super rad. 144 00:05:28,672 --> 00:05:30,071 -I know I am. -[indistinct] 145 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,408 -I just want to meet people. You know, it's so hard. 146 00:05:33,777 --> 00:05:35,143 I just want to hang out with people who get me 147 00:05:35,479 --> 00:05:37,879 and who've, like, been through it with me. 148 00:05:38,281 --> 00:05:42,217 -Yes, I-- Lucky I work with Ennis. It keeps us close. 149 00:05:42,486 --> 00:05:43,385 -So he's not going to be mad 150 00:05:43,754 --> 00:05:44,419 that you bailed on him last minute tonight? 151 00:05:44,654 --> 00:05:46,287 -No, we're totally fine. 152 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:47,789 -[Ennis] You suck, Mr. No-Show. 153 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,724 Canceling via text at the last minute. 154 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:51,292 What am I, a dentist appointment? 155 00:05:51,595 --> 00:05:52,761 -Sorry, family stuff came up. 156 00:05:53,096 --> 00:05:55,397 -[scoffs] You missed a fun social event. 157 00:05:55,632 --> 00:05:56,297 -Mm-hmm. -[laughs] 158 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,099 -Seems like it. Were you there? 159 00:05:58,502 --> 00:06:00,335 -Oh, yeah. Unlike a certain deadbeat co-commissioner, 160 00:06:00,604 --> 00:06:02,003 Marla joined the fun. 161 00:06:02,339 --> 00:06:04,472 -Oh, I didn't know you like fantasy sports. 162 00:06:04,775 --> 00:06:05,940 -Oh, I like fantasy everything. 163 00:06:06,209 --> 00:06:07,709 -Wheel of Time, The Witcher, 164 00:06:07,978 --> 00:06:08,843 - Mm-hmm. -Succession. 165 00:06:09,212 --> 00:06:10,678 -Well, Succession is not really fantasy. 166 00:06:10,881 --> 00:06:11,846 -Oh, it is to me. 167 00:06:12,048 --> 00:06:12,914 -Oh! -[laughs] 168 00:06:13,283 --> 00:06:16,050 -I'm partaking in more office camaraderie, 169 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:18,553 water cooler talk, funny emails. 170 00:06:18,855 --> 00:06:20,855 -Cool. -I might even have lunch. 171 00:06:21,191 --> 00:06:22,724 Hey, should I get another drink ticket? 172 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:23,758 -[both laugh] 173 00:06:23,994 --> 00:06:24,859 -[Ennis] Oh, man. 174 00:06:25,228 --> 00:06:26,494 -I need the social media plan on my desk 175 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:28,163 by three p.m., Beth. Chop chop. 176 00:06:28,365 --> 00:06:29,297 -[groans] 177 00:06:31,001 --> 00:06:32,066 -[sighs] 178 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:35,236 -Hey, you know how every year we wear commissioner suits? 179 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:38,206 Wouldn't be funny this year we wore something like, 180 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:40,241 um, jeans and golf shirts. 181 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:41,409 -You lost the suit. 182 00:06:41,745 --> 00:06:43,611 -Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's in my basement 183 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,347 or shed, trunk or garbage. 184 00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:48,850 -Well, the good news is we can all help you look for it 185 00:06:49,186 --> 00:06:50,652 because the draft is happening at your house. 186 00:06:50,987 --> 00:06:52,754 -What? No. But I have a baby and kids 187 00:06:53,056 --> 00:06:54,856 and, I don't know, probably pink eye. 188 00:06:55,192 --> 00:06:56,391 -You need to start picking up the slack, 189 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:58,193 or the only thing we're going to be drafting 190 00:06:58,528 --> 00:07:00,161 is a co-commissioner article of impeachment. 191 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:03,164 -Now we outlawed impeachment to protect ourselves. 192 00:07:04,534 --> 00:07:05,600 What about Marla's place? 193 00:07:06,002 --> 00:07:08,970 -You'll never know where I live, but we could do it here. 194 00:07:09,272 --> 00:07:10,872 I'll even bring my six-layer dip. 195 00:07:11,107 --> 00:07:12,974 Ooh. Maybe even seven. 196 00:07:13,176 --> 00:07:15,009 ♪♪ 197 00:07:16,413 --> 00:07:18,780 -Did you invite her last night? -I did not. 198 00:07:19,082 --> 00:07:20,615 -[dog barks] -[children playing] 199 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:28,456 [Astrid] Keeping your children alive leaves 200 00:07:28,859 --> 00:07:30,792 a lot less time for meeting up with old pals. 201 00:07:31,094 --> 00:07:32,193 So you have to keep in touch 202 00:07:32,529 --> 00:07:34,295 on your socials. At least check in. 203 00:07:34,598 --> 00:07:37,332 Maybe just send an HBD once a year. 204 00:07:37,701 --> 00:07:39,067 Or creep your friends who have moved on 205 00:07:39,469 --> 00:07:41,469 and realize you desperately need someone to hang out with. 206 00:07:41,638 --> 00:07:43,304 IRL. 207 00:07:43,573 --> 00:07:44,906 -Mommy. -[Astrid] Hi. 208 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,774 -I'm hungry. -[Astrid] Ah. 209 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:48,810 I forgot to bring snacks. 210 00:07:49,045 --> 00:07:50,111 -I have snacks. 211 00:07:51,047 --> 00:07:51,946 If you want. 212 00:07:54,885 --> 00:07:57,118 -Thank you. -There you go, honey. 213 00:07:57,454 --> 00:07:59,354 I mean, it's all sugar, but what can you do? 214 00:07:59,723 --> 00:08:03,024 Cooper, what did I say about poking in the eye? 215 00:08:03,293 --> 00:08:04,526 Ashley Lynn, kick him back. 216 00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:05,627 But not in the eye! 217 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:07,629 -He backed right off those eyes. -Oh, yeah. 218 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:08,630 -[chuckles] 219 00:08:08,965 --> 00:08:10,765 Looks like our kids really get along. 220 00:08:11,067 --> 00:08:12,934 They share a certain dua de viv. 221 00:08:13,136 --> 00:08:14,135 -You French? 222 00:08:14,337 --> 00:08:15,236 -Oh. [laughs] 223 00:08:15,605 --> 00:08:18,773 No. I mean, I've traveled a lot, so, kind of. 224 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:20,675 But also, no. 225 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:26,514 Hey, I don't know if you guys have plans, 226 00:08:26,816 --> 00:08:29,651 or if you'd even want to, but, um, 227 00:08:30,921 --> 00:08:32,720 would you ever want to hang out? 228 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:35,290 -Yeah, I'd love to. 229 00:08:35,525 --> 00:08:37,992 -Okay. -[both laugh] 230 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:40,762 -I feel terrible. I actually don't even know your name. 231 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:43,064 -It's Rachel. -Oh. I'm Astrid. 232 00:08:43,366 --> 00:08:45,733 -Whoa! [laughs] Weird name. I like it. 233 00:08:46,036 --> 00:08:48,536 -It, uh, kind of means "beautiful god." 234 00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:52,206 -Cooper, what did I tell you about the eye? 235 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,842 ♪♪ 236 00:08:59,115 --> 00:09:01,549 -Bo? James is here. 237 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:04,419 -James, join me. It's calming. 238 00:09:04,721 --> 00:09:06,788 -Can I just say that I love this? 239 00:09:07,057 --> 00:09:08,790 Your friendship is growing. 240 00:09:08,992 --> 00:09:10,124 -Yeah. Exciting. 241 00:09:10,527 --> 00:09:13,027 -Honey, we need the room. We're going to talk dude stuff. 242 00:09:13,363 --> 00:09:15,897 -Oh, well, don't let me interrupt your bro-down. 243 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:18,399 Just, um... use coasters. 244 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:19,834 -[both growl] 245 00:09:20,036 --> 00:09:21,069 -[chuckles] 246 00:09:22,072 --> 00:09:23,671 -Wives, am I right? 247 00:09:23,974 --> 00:09:24,939 Hey, have you ever done reiki? 248 00:09:25,175 --> 00:09:25,907 -Never thought about it. 249 00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:27,942 Listen, pally pal, I just was, um, 250 00:09:28,178 --> 00:09:28,910 I have a quick question. 251 00:09:29,212 --> 00:09:30,612 I got this fantasy baseball draft, 252 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,046 and my work this Saturday... 253 00:09:32,415 --> 00:09:34,015 -It's kind of you to invite me, James, but I can't. 254 00:09:34,184 --> 00:09:34,983 -Uh-- 255 00:09:35,318 --> 00:09:38,519 Personal reasons. -Oh, no. That's... 256 00:09:38,688 --> 00:09:39,854 too bad. 257 00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:41,689 Anyway, my scouting has been off the last couple of years, 258 00:09:42,025 --> 00:09:43,791 and, you know, since you can't make it, 259 00:09:44,027 --> 00:09:45,026 I was just wondering 260 00:09:45,395 --> 00:09:47,061 if you could maybe give me a couple of pointers. 261 00:09:47,263 --> 00:09:48,363 -I shouldn't. 262 00:09:48,698 --> 00:09:50,131 But if you're dancing with the devil 263 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:52,166 and I'm merely the choreographer, 264 00:09:52,402 --> 00:09:54,068 what harm is there, hmm? 265 00:09:54,404 --> 00:09:56,871 -Uh, I was not fully aware of what appears 266 00:09:57,107 --> 00:09:58,139 to be a very dark history. 267 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:02,844 -It's fine. I mean, [evil chuckle] let's do this. 268 00:10:03,079 --> 00:10:04,012 -What is happening? 269 00:10:04,247 --> 00:10:05,246 -Who wants [indistinct]? 270 00:10:05,582 --> 00:10:06,648 -Send me a list of unavailable keepers 271 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,349 and number of teams and I'll mock-draft you a winner. 272 00:10:08,618 --> 00:10:10,318 Now go. James has got to go. 273 00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:11,386 -Yeah, I gotta go. 274 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:14,022 I'm supposed to be with Felix playing, 275 00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:16,891 but only within our limits and for fun. 276 00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:17,959 -Totally. 277 00:10:19,262 --> 00:10:19,961 -Okay. 278 00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:21,462 [dogs barking] 279 00:10:21,765 --> 00:10:23,931 -[Rachel] Calm down, you beasts! 280 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,600 Kids, in the basement. 281 00:10:25,935 --> 00:10:28,536 And, dogs, put it there. Let's go. Bup-bup! 282 00:10:28,872 --> 00:10:31,506 Out, out, out, out, out. Everyone, down! 283 00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:33,474 -I found an earbud. -Yeah. 284 00:10:33,777 --> 00:10:36,511 Dynasty actually swallowed the other one. 285 00:10:36,913 --> 00:10:40,014 Unfortunately, it'll pass... if the 5G doesn't get her first. 286 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,549 [laughs] Am I right? 287 00:10:42,419 --> 00:10:43,317 -Yeah. 288 00:10:45,722 --> 00:10:47,288 -Mm. Where's this? -[dogs continue barking] 289 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,891 -That is the Cayman Islands. -Oh. 290 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:52,360 -Yeah. I met him backpacking, and we just kind of 291 00:10:52,729 --> 00:10:55,463 got caught up in this [inhales] whole scheme. 292 00:10:55,665 --> 00:10:56,397 [clears throat] 293 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:58,299 -Like a pyramid scheme? 294 00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:00,601 -Yeah, I think so. Yeah. 295 00:11:01,271 --> 00:11:02,370 -Ah. 296 00:11:02,772 --> 00:11:05,106 Yeah, I--I actually used to travel a lot, too, but... 297 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:06,774 you know, when the kids get too much, I sort of just-- 298 00:11:07,077 --> 00:11:09,310 -Ponzi! It was a Ponzi scheme. 299 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:11,345 That's what it was. -[Viv] Mommy, look! 300 00:11:11,648 --> 00:11:15,383 -Wow, that doll is very empowered. 301 00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:16,818 -It's a Hoochie Kid. 302 00:11:17,087 --> 00:11:18,486 Dynasty has all of 'em. 303 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:20,688 -Mom, Mom. It's another lost puppy. 304 00:11:20,924 --> 00:11:23,291 -Oh. Hi. Yup. 305 00:11:23,526 --> 00:11:25,593 [dogs barking outside] 306 00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,462 -I'll be there. Yeah. Okay, bye. 307 00:11:27,797 --> 00:11:30,465 Listen, I'm part of this pet rescue team. 308 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:34,135 Do you maybe want to come save a puppy with me? 309 00:11:34,471 --> 00:11:35,903 -Oh, my God, I would love that so much. 310 00:11:36,172 --> 00:11:38,106 -[laughs] Okay, let's do it! 311 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,742 Mm-mm! 312 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,176 -She's gonna bring that. Okay. 313 00:11:42,345 --> 00:11:44,779 ♪♪ 314 00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:47,682 Is it cold in here? Because I'm feeling a draft. 315 00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:49,717 [Andrew fusses] 316 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:52,220 -You know, that joke might have gone over 317 00:11:52,622 --> 00:11:54,889 if you were on time and you were wearing your suit. 318 00:11:55,158 --> 00:11:56,257 Oh, but you brought your kids. 319 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:57,792 -Yeah, I... didn't have a choice. 320 00:11:58,161 --> 00:11:59,494 It was either this or leaving them home alone. 321 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:00,828 [Andrew fusses] 322 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,264 -Bo? 323 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,032 -James. Felix, Andrew? 324 00:12:05,368 --> 00:12:07,835 -Yeah, Bo showed up. On time, I might add. 325 00:12:08,204 --> 00:12:10,304 -I couldn't resist. I'm here with my own picks. 326 00:12:10,673 --> 00:12:12,974 Don't tell Dawn. She thinks I'm out for a light jog. 327 00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,409 -Attention. Welcome to the draft. 328 00:12:15,712 --> 00:12:17,912 Uh, the food is from Gero's upcoming 329 00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:20,414 in-house brand of groceries, Baggie's Buys. 330 00:12:20,817 --> 00:12:23,017 Now, please fill out a feedback form within 48 hours. 331 00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:26,420 -Is that why there's plain rice and canned peaches? 332 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:27,922 -I also brought a six-layer dip. 333 00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:29,891 Used to be seven, but a layer fell through 334 00:12:30,193 --> 00:12:31,325 and I don't want to talk about it. 335 00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:34,162 -Hey, we could call that the James layer, huh? 336 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:36,164 -Let's play ball. -Yeah! 337 00:12:39,602 --> 00:12:42,170 [Andrew fusses] 338 00:12:42,438 --> 00:12:43,938 -He usually loves the rattle. 339 00:12:44,207 --> 00:12:45,206 -Okay, Bo, it's up to you. 340 00:12:45,575 --> 00:12:46,808 You got two left. We're back to the second round. 341 00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:49,644 -Mm. Starling Marte and Jazz Chisholm Jr. 342 00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:51,646 -Whoa. Getting all the steals off the board. 343 00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:53,181 All right. Marla, you're up. 344 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:55,483 -Biggio, Cotto, Tapio. 345 00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:56,551 -Okay, just one name. 346 00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:57,718 -I know what I'm saying. 347 00:12:58,021 --> 00:12:58,853 -I'm gonna go with Byron Buxton. 348 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:01,489 -[laughs] Buxton, dude? No. 349 00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,391 -That's a [bleep] pick. -What? 350 00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:05,426 Sorry. You [bleep] hard. 351 00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:06,627 [laughs] 352 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,863 -Hey, hey, can we, like, you know, just slow the roll 353 00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:10,965 on the swears and the harsh name-calling 354 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,401 because of, uh, kids? -[Andrew cries] 355 00:13:14,537 --> 00:13:16,838 -Beth, how about a drink ticket? 356 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,272 [laughs] 357 00:13:18,474 --> 00:13:19,607 -[awkward chuckle] 358 00:13:19,909 --> 00:13:21,242 Where is the line with this joke? 359 00:13:21,578 --> 00:13:23,110 -By the way, if you were taking Ohtani, 360 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:24,278 he's a pitcher or a hitter. 361 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,647 Can't... both-- 362 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:27,849 What is that smell? -Oh. 363 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:29,116 -I think it's Beth's last pick. 364 00:13:29,485 --> 00:13:30,718 -[James] It's a blowout. He pooped-- he pooped it. 365 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:31,919 It's coming out the diaper. 366 00:13:32,288 --> 00:13:33,421 Just gotta pop out real quick. -Shall we wait? 367 00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:34,889 -Yeah, that'd be great please. Thank you. 368 00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:37,358 -Let me finish. Wait until James changes the diaper 369 00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:39,994 to kick him out? -[all laugh] 370 00:13:40,997 --> 00:13:42,697 -[Bo] Hear, hear, Marla. 371 00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:46,100 -[kids] Puppy! Puppy! Puppy! 372 00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:47,335 -Puppy? -Puppy? 373 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:48,703 Should we have brought your other kids? 374 00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:51,572 -Oh, my--my neighbor and I have something worked out. 375 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:52,773 [chuckles] 376 00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,408 -[Astrid] Viv, do not touch that! 377 00:13:54,677 --> 00:13:57,044 -I just wanted a closer look. 378 00:13:57,313 --> 00:13:58,679 -Just go look for the puppy. 379 00:13:58,948 --> 00:13:59,847 -[dog barks] -[Astrid] God! 380 00:14:00,183 --> 00:14:01,649 -You know, last time I wanted a closer look, 381 00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:04,852 I got a UTI. And antibiotics don't work. 382 00:14:06,322 --> 00:14:09,023 -No, I--I think they do. 383 00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,826 -[gasps] Mommy! We found the puppy! 384 00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:14,795 -Oh. Okay. 385 00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:15,830 -At least he's not hungry. 386 00:14:16,132 --> 00:14:17,198 -Come here, puppy! -Kids, kids! 387 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,533 -Dyna-- Dynasty! -[Viv] Come here! 388 00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:20,902 -[Astrid] Stop! -Come here, puppy! 389 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,738 -Vivian! Hey! -Dynasty! 390 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:24,906 -Yeah! 391 00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:26,040 ♪♪ 392 00:14:27,644 --> 00:14:30,411 -Oh! -No, no, no, no! 393 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,046 Stay in the elevator! 394 00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,150 -Come on. -[elevator dings] 395 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:41,022 -Okay. Um, stairs. 396 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:41,956 -Right. 397 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:42,823 -[Astrid] Kids? 398 00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,625 -[Andrew coos] -Yeah! 399 00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,294 -[baby talk] 400 00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:48,829 -Hey, just FYI, uh, 401 00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:50,831 Felix drafted Tyler Flowers, I don't know. 402 00:14:51,134 --> 00:14:52,934 -What? Tyler Flowers retired. 403 00:14:53,202 --> 00:14:54,402 He sucked before he was retired. 404 00:14:54,804 --> 00:14:56,404 -Yeah, it's weird. I wonder who told him to do that. 405 00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:59,006 -[chuckles] You're trying to sabotage my team? 406 00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:00,041 -Oh, like you care. 407 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,709 Your team has been trash for years. 408 00:15:02,078 --> 00:15:03,377 You got injured guys in your starting lineup all year. 409 00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:05,613 You never accept trade offers or even respond to them. 410 00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:08,382 You're an absentee team manager and a bad commissioner. 411 00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:11,752 -[inhales] There's only so much time I have to invest. 412 00:15:12,055 --> 00:15:14,221 I mean, baseball seasons come and go. 413 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:15,489 Kids are kind of forever. 414 00:15:15,858 --> 00:15:17,425 -What, are you trying to make me feel bad for you? 415 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,061 -No, I'm just saying I'm a father first, 416 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,862 co-commissioner second. 417 00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:23,464 Husband. Husband second. 418 00:15:23,766 --> 00:15:25,967 Husband tied for first, then employee, 419 00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:27,301 then guy who really digs the RKLS thing. 420 00:15:27,537 --> 00:15:28,436 The co-commissioner. 421 00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:31,038 -Is friend in there anywhere? 422 00:15:31,274 --> 00:15:33,574 -Yes, friend is abs-- yes, 423 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,776 very close to up in the top, for sure. 424 00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:37,411 -Okay, I get it. I'll tell you what. 425 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,314 Why don't we both lose our co-commissioner suits 426 00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:43,217 and that can just fly solo on this. 427 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:44,986 -Don't-- Ennis. 428 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,688 -If you try the food, you have to fill out the forms. 429 00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:48,923 Tell your friends. 430 00:15:51,761 --> 00:15:54,161 ♪♪ 431 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,097 -[Ennis] Okay, where were we? 432 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,869 -Viv! If you could hear me, stay where you are! 433 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:03,571 [Viv] We're near the blue car! 434 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:05,773 Blue car. Blue car. We're looking for a blue car. 435 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,308 -[Rachel] Blue car. Blue car... 436 00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,677 No blue car here. 437 00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,479 Dynasty, if you get hit by a car, 438 00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:12,713 Don't come crying to me. 439 00:16:12,915 --> 00:16:13,914 I love you, Viv! 440 00:16:14,217 --> 00:16:16,984 Stay calm! -We love you, girls! 441 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,321 [Viv] We're naming the puppy... Brixie! 442 00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:23,824 -Her voice sounds like it's coming from everywhere, I-- 443 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,027 -Wait, wait. Wait. 444 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,796 Your earbud. Dynasty swallowed your--your earbud. 445 00:16:29,065 --> 00:16:29,830 Can you track it on your phone? 446 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,233 -Hell, yes. I do it every damn day. 447 00:16:32,435 --> 00:16:34,368 Okay, let's go. 448 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:36,637 Uh... here... 449 00:16:36,806 --> 00:16:38,272 Okay... 450 00:16:38,441 --> 00:16:39,807 Here... 451 00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:40,808 -[gasps] -Oh, gosh. 452 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:41,876 -[Viv] Hi, Mommy. 453 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:42,743 -[Astrid] They're okay. They're okay. 454 00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:43,978 -Hi. -Hi. 455 00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:46,781 -Did the puppy eat the pizza slice? 456 00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:48,315 -No, I did. 457 00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:50,017 -Okay. 458 00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:51,552 That's fine. Let's go. 459 00:16:51,788 --> 00:16:52,520 -Let's go. -Okay. 460 00:16:52,755 --> 00:16:53,454 Come here, honey. 461 00:16:53,723 --> 00:16:54,822 -Okay, where were we? 462 00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:57,324 -Felix is picking for everyone. It's chaos. 463 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,692 He took all pitchers, and now I have to 464 00:16:58,961 --> 00:16:59,994 rethink my whole strategy. 465 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,595 -Well, that's because you're all a bunch of sheep 466 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:03,931 who can't even function without your commissioner, 467 00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:04,932 -[scoffs] 468 00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:07,234 Without your co-commissioners. 469 00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,841 -What are you doing? -You're right, Ennis. 470 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,310 Even if I keep sucking, and even if I'm a bad player, 471 00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:17,912 I can still be a good commissioner. 472 00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:19,413 -Good co-commissioner. 473 00:17:22,018 --> 00:17:24,118 -Felix, you're in charge of Andrew. 474 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,386 Bo, you're in charge of Felix. 475 00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:30,157 Ennis, you be the pants, I'll be the jacket. 476 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,259 -[Andrew coos] 477 00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:34,895 -Transaction approved. 478 00:17:35,164 --> 00:17:36,230 Yeah. -Yeah, that's how we do. 479 00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:37,832 -All right, all right. -[sighs] 480 00:17:39,635 --> 00:17:42,970 -But how come you can say suck, but I can't? 481 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,039 That's [bleep]. -[chuckles] 482 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,574 [shushes] 483 00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:48,476 We've taught him some things before. 484 00:17:48,711 --> 00:17:49,844 It was funny at the time. 485 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:52,113 -Honestly, I think you sound more mature when you swear. 486 00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:54,014 And I like you better. 487 00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:56,650 -Ignoring it for now. Let's draft. 488 00:18:01,124 --> 00:18:03,023 ♪♪ 489 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:08,162 -How do you find time be a parent and rescue dogs? 490 00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:11,632 Like, I shower with wipes to save ten minutes. 491 00:18:11,901 --> 00:18:13,968 -I grew up in a quiet home. 492 00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:14,969 I was an only child. 493 00:18:15,338 --> 00:18:16,904 I always wanted, like, a big family 494 00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:19,340 and a house full of life. 495 00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:21,408 Doomsday, right? 496 00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:23,377 But I love it. 497 00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:25,146 -Yeah, I love it, too. 498 00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:27,648 -Hey! Come on! 499 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:28,716 -Stop it! 500 00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:30,885 -You're so annoying! Can you just stop?! 501 00:18:31,154 --> 00:18:32,887 -Cooper! Hey! Stop that. 502 00:18:33,222 --> 00:18:35,656 Viv? You can hit him back when he does that. 503 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:37,057 -Uh, no, Viv, she's joking. 504 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,759 It's so funny. You can't do that. 505 00:18:39,028 --> 00:18:40,327 -[Rachel laughs] -Stop it! 506 00:18:40,563 --> 00:18:42,096 -Stop it! I told you! 507 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,565 -Am I? Cooper! 508 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:48,602 -What are you doing? 509 00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:51,071 -Oh, uh, [indistinct] and his [indistinct] 510 00:18:51,407 --> 00:18:52,840 We're roasting him on the message board. 511 00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:55,643 And I'm present. Phone's going away. Hello. 512 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:56,944 -Hi. -Hi. 513 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:01,549 -Rachel seems fun. -[Astrid] Oh, yeah, she's fun. 514 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,083 -Mm. [laughs] 515 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,319 -So whose turn is it to go out with their friends? 516 00:19:05,721 --> 00:19:08,956 -Um, well, technically, you took the last two turns, so... 517 00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:10,491 it would be my turn. 518 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,259 -But I'm so behind on turns. 519 00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:13,861 -Mm. Or we could both take a turn, 520 00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,229 and we just go out together. 521 00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:16,397 -Mm-hmm. 522 00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:19,099 Really milking this friends with benefits thing. 523 00:19:19,302 --> 00:19:21,202 -Always. Whenever. 524 00:19:23,105 --> 00:19:24,772 -Mom. Dad. [grunts] 525 00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:26,006 -You okay, kid? 526 00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:28,943 -No, I banged my knee to [bleep]. 527 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:33,414 -W-what! What just-- What happened? 528 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,716 -What happened? Okay, so I think what happened is he learned 529 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:37,451 a couple of things at draft. 530 00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:39,753 I'm gonna-- 531 00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:41,255 Why don't I just check on him real quick? 532 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:42,823 [grunts] Let's check this knee. 533 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,024 [Astrid] When you become a parent, 534 00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:45,593 your circle of friends shrinks. 535 00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:47,461 [James] You end up hanging out with a random collection 536 00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:49,630 of whoever your kids' friends parents are. 537 00:19:49,832 --> 00:19:50,564 - [sighs] 538 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:51,999 -Dad, guess what? -What's this? 539 00:19:52,268 --> 00:19:53,400 -Tag! You're it! -[grunts] 540 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,202 [Astrid] But among the duds who raise your kids' pals, 541 00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:57,238 you'll find some surprising gems. 542 00:19:57,607 --> 00:19:59,106 [James] Mm-hmm. People who get your schedule 543 00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:00,774 and understand the stains on your clothes. 544 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:01,775 -Oh, tag, you're it. 545 00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:03,010 -[Astrid] People whose company 546 00:20:03,346 --> 00:20:04,645 you might even enjoy without kids around. 547 00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:07,815 -I got an invite to, um... 548 00:20:08,117 --> 00:20:11,151 It's a yoga class. But there are... 549 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,253 -Go on. 550 00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:13,287 -Farm animals. 551 00:20:13,623 --> 00:20:15,689 -[laughs] -Okay, there's a few goats. 552 00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:16,924 -[goat bleating] 553 00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:18,492 -[Rachel] Um, an alpaca. 554 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:20,628 [dinging messages] 555 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,701 Our disgraced former co-commissioner James. 556 00:20:28,037 --> 00:20:29,970 -For our next pick, we'll be taking... 557 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:31,438 [silly accent] Royals... 558 00:20:31,707 --> 00:20:35,909 Silver Slugger Cedric Mullins. 559 00:20:36,178 --> 00:20:37,645 -Cool. Okay, Bo, you're up. 560 00:20:37,913 --> 00:20:39,246 -You shoulda taken Teoscar. 561 00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:40,814 -Oh, damn it. You're right. 562 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,317 I got wrapped up in my own showmanship 563 00:20:43,653 --> 00:20:45,653 -Kill or be killed, [bleep] face. 564 00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:46,787 -[laughs] 565 00:20:47,189 --> 00:20:49,757 -Wow. You are a different dude in this context. 566 00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:53,494 [closing theme plays]