1 00:00:01,712 --> 00:00:04,746 - VIV: There was a loud noise, and we didn't know what it was. 2 00:00:04,815 --> 00:00:05,981 But it was Fuzz Butt. 3 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:07,482 And this part is so funny. 4 00:00:07,551 --> 00:00:10,285 She hit the rake with her paw and ran away. 5 00:00:10,354 --> 00:00:11,686 - JAMES: So funny. 6 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:13,088 Hey, remember when we talked about knocking 7 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:14,489 on the bathroom door when it's closed? 8 00:00:14,558 --> 00:00:15,624 - I remember that. - JAMES: Great. 9 00:00:15,692 --> 00:00:17,526 The next step is doing that. 10 00:00:17,594 --> 00:00:19,494 - Let's take a picture of Fuzz Butt with your phone. 11 00:00:19,563 --> 00:00:21,029 - JAMES: Yeah. I can't wait to see it. 12 00:00:21,098 --> 00:00:22,464 The bathroom is personal and private. 13 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:23,832 Please knock next time. Okay? 14 00:00:23,901 --> 00:00:25,567 Thank you. - Okay. 15 00:00:25,636 --> 00:00:28,870 - ASTRID: As soon as your kids can move, your privacy is dead. 16 00:00:28,939 --> 00:00:30,739 - JAMES: Hmm, it's more like the list of things 17 00:00:30,808 --> 00:00:33,241 you can enjoy privately gets smaller. 18 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:35,410 - ASTRID: Kids eavesdrop, snoop, gossip. 19 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,179 - JAMES: They sleep in your bed and eat your secret food. 20 00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:38,814 - ASTRID: Oh, if you mean that bag of popcorn 21 00:00:38,882 --> 00:00:39,881 in your underwear drawer, that was me. 22 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:42,050 - Just one moment. 23 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:44,119 Just, just one moment, I said. Hi. 24 00:00:44,188 --> 00:00:45,687 - I can wait. 25 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:51,793 [theme music playing] 26 00:00:53,597 --> 00:00:55,697 - ENNIS: James and I will take care of the whole thing. 27 00:00:55,766 --> 00:00:57,599 Just think of it as a nightclub for groceries. 28 00:00:57,668 --> 00:00:58,934 - Hey. I heard my name. 29 00:00:59,002 --> 00:01:01,169 I just wanted to see what was going on 30 00:01:01,238 --> 00:01:02,771 and clarify that I'm not part of it. 31 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,240 - MARLA: James, come and sit in my big office. 32 00:01:05,309 --> 00:01:07,576 Ennis was just going above and beyond 33 00:01:07,644 --> 00:01:09,478 pitching ideas for Baggies Buys. 34 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:10,946 - Well, it only counts above and beyond 35 00:01:11,014 --> 00:01:12,714 if he's also doing his actual job. 36 00:01:12,783 --> 00:01:15,183 - Oh, I think it's going fine. No news is good news, right? 37 00:01:15,252 --> 00:01:18,153 - Ennis has an idea, and I want my number one Lieutenant 38 00:01:18,222 --> 00:01:19,621 to help him make it happen. 39 00:01:19,690 --> 00:01:21,189 - We dim the lights low in the grocery store 40 00:01:21,258 --> 00:01:22,557 like at a Hollister. 41 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,993 - No. That idea angered me via gummies. 42 00:01:25,062 --> 00:01:26,461 - ENNIS: Right. Okay. 43 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:27,963 So you know my cousin who marketed that line 44 00:01:28,031 --> 00:01:29,498 of canned gin drinks, Gindestructible. 45 00:01:29,566 --> 00:01:31,500 - Oh, no. - He created a very tasty 46 00:01:31,568 --> 00:01:33,135 line of kid snacks for lunches. 47 00:01:33,203 --> 00:01:35,937 - MARLA: We're meeting with the board next week 48 00:01:36,006 --> 00:01:37,372 to discuss unique foods 49 00:01:37,441 --> 00:01:39,674 for the Baggies Buys line of groceries launch. 50 00:01:39,743 --> 00:01:42,844 All we have so far is my idea for canned bananas. 51 00:01:42,913 --> 00:01:46,982 We'll call them Cananas. - Oh, that's fun. 52 00:01:47,050 --> 00:01:48,683 - You guys don't have any red flags about a company 53 00:01:48,752 --> 00:01:51,052 that makes only gin drinks and gummies for kids? 54 00:01:51,121 --> 00:01:52,721 - And they also make bongs. 55 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:54,789 - MARLA: James, I want you to go meet the vendor with Ennis. 56 00:01:54,858 --> 00:01:57,292 - All right. - Oh, meet--okay. Today? 57 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:58,960 Because I have actual work to do. 58 00:01:59,029 --> 00:02:02,464 - Go tomorrow. - Marla, that's a Saturday. 59 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:04,332 Then you're gone. 60 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:06,568 Bye-bye. [groans] 61 00:02:14,111 --> 00:02:15,477 - Oh, it's Nanima. 62 00:02:15,546 --> 00:02:16,811 - Can you get that for me, please? 63 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,113 - FELIX: Yeah. 64 00:02:18,182 --> 00:02:19,447 Hi, Nanima. 65 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:21,082 One sec. - JAMES: Hey, hey, hey. 66 00:02:21,151 --> 00:02:22,284 That's your grandmother. 67 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:24,152 Maybe have a conversation with her. 68 00:02:24,922 --> 00:02:26,555 - Hi. 69 00:02:26,623 --> 00:02:28,323 Good. Yeah. 70 00:02:29,326 --> 00:02:30,825 Okay. Bye. 71 00:02:30,894 --> 00:02:33,395 - JAMES: What? - Felix, that is very rude. 72 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:36,565 Hi, Mom. 73 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:37,766 Good. 74 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:39,000 Yeah. 75 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:41,336 Okay. Bye. 76 00:02:42,706 --> 00:02:43,905 - Everything okay? 77 00:02:43,974 --> 00:02:45,106 - She bailed on babysitting next week. 78 00:02:45,175 --> 00:02:46,575 - [groans] No, that's fine. 79 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:47,642 I'm sure the tall boy with the allergies 80 00:02:47,711 --> 00:02:49,010 is still available. 81 00:02:49,079 --> 00:02:50,779 - You know, she's been bailing a lot lately. 82 00:02:50,847 --> 00:02:53,215 And she didn't go on and on about some friend of hers 83 00:02:53,283 --> 00:02:55,850 that I barely know with strangely specific afflictions. 84 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,385 - Yes. I'm still haunted by Pamela 85 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:58,753 with the skin condition who was kicked 86 00:02:58,822 --> 00:03:00,188 by a horse on her birthday. 87 00:03:00,257 --> 00:03:01,656 - You know, every time she's this private, 88 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:02,824 it's because she's made a huge mistake 89 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:04,259 and she's trying to hide it. 90 00:03:04,328 --> 00:03:05,627 Like when she bought that home sauna kit 91 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:07,028 and wanted to install it herself. 92 00:03:07,097 --> 00:03:08,363 - You know, if we moved to a small town, 93 00:03:08,432 --> 00:03:09,731 we could afford a sauna, and hot tub. 94 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,999 Make winters easier. Just saying. 95 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:12,467 - We're moving away? 96 00:03:12,536 --> 00:03:14,302 - What? No, babe. Dad and I are just talking. 97 00:03:14,371 --> 00:03:16,705 I mean, your father's talking and I'm feigning interest. 98 00:03:16,773 --> 00:03:18,206 How long have you been listening? 99 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:20,675 - Since you said a horse kicked a birthday girl. 100 00:03:20,744 --> 00:03:24,079 - Oh, speaking of pretending to care, I have to help Ennis. 101 00:03:24,147 --> 00:03:25,213 Excuse me. 102 00:03:25,282 --> 00:03:26,781 Keys back in the pocket, please. 103 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,416 - Oh, fine. - Thank you. 104 00:03:28,485 --> 00:03:30,051 I've got to help Ennis pitch another one 105 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,587 of his meathead cousin's dumpster fire business ideas. 106 00:03:32,656 --> 00:03:35,991 - You know what? I'm gonna go over there, do some digging. 107 00:03:36,059 --> 00:03:37,993 Felix, why don't you draw Nanima a picture? 108 00:03:38,061 --> 00:03:39,728 We'll take it over, say it's your idea. 109 00:03:39,796 --> 00:03:41,196 - Okay. 110 00:03:41,265 --> 00:03:43,999 ♪ 111 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,500 - Hi, Mom. 112 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:48,203 It's us. 113 00:03:48,272 --> 00:03:49,304 Sorry to pop in. 114 00:03:49,373 --> 00:03:50,972 Felix just had to see you. 115 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,807 - I didn't say that. - Shh. Yes, you did. 116 00:03:52,876 --> 00:03:55,377 - Hey. - Jesus, Dawn, you scared us. 117 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:58,246 - I wasn't scared. - Yes, you were. 118 00:03:58,315 --> 00:03:59,848 What are you doing here? - Same as you. 119 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:02,384 Mom's been ghosting me, which she hasn't done 120 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:04,252 since she bought that timeshare in Banff. 121 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:06,054 - Did you find anything? - No, 122 00:04:06,123 --> 00:04:08,823 but I've watered all her plants and color-coded her bookshelves. 123 00:04:08,892 --> 00:04:11,126 - All right. I'll look for any brochures on racehorses. 124 00:04:11,194 --> 00:04:13,495 - You're going through Nanima's things? 125 00:04:13,563 --> 00:04:14,929 - Yes. But it's okay. 126 00:04:14,998 --> 00:04:16,431 It's not like we're invading her privacy. 127 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,400 - I'm gonna check her email. - Good. Hmm. 128 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:20,335 - NISHA: We could plug it in right next to the [indistinct] 129 00:04:20,404 --> 00:04:21,936 - Dawn, hide. 130 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:23,104 Hi, Mom. 131 00:04:23,173 --> 00:04:25,273 - Astrid. Felix. 132 00:04:25,342 --> 00:04:26,875 What, what, what are you doing here? 133 00:04:26,943 --> 00:04:28,510 - Dawn's hiding right there. 134 00:04:31,081 --> 00:04:32,280 - Is everything okay? 135 00:04:32,349 --> 00:04:33,648 - Well, we could ask the same of you. 136 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:35,917 Ignoring phone calls, canceling plans, 137 00:04:35,986 --> 00:04:38,620 letting your asparagus fern completely dry out? 138 00:04:38,689 --> 00:04:40,789 - ASTRID: The walls are closing in, mother. 139 00:04:40,857 --> 00:04:42,691 Anything you'd like to admit? 140 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:45,427 - That I'm busy living my life. 141 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:46,828 Thank you. 142 00:04:46,897 --> 00:04:48,563 But now that you're here, I'd like you to take 143 00:04:48,632 --> 00:04:50,598 the rest of your old boxes out of the spare bedroom. 144 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:51,566 - What? 145 00:04:51,635 --> 00:04:53,401 You love our old boxes. 146 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:55,036 Ma, what's going on? 147 00:04:55,105 --> 00:04:56,304 - None of your beeswax. 148 00:04:56,373 --> 00:04:58,406 Now, up to your old room. 149 00:04:58,475 --> 00:04:59,741 Go. 150 00:05:02,112 --> 00:05:04,312 Buddy. 151 00:05:04,381 --> 00:05:06,848 - JAMES: Looks like the den where crime hibernates. 152 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:09,184 - Listen, don't judge a book by its cover, all right? 153 00:05:09,252 --> 00:05:10,618 I know you can tell a lot about a book 154 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:12,153 by its cover, but this is not a book. 155 00:05:12,222 --> 00:05:14,689 James, it's a place, there's a difference. 156 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:16,624 - There he is. - Burke. 157 00:05:16,693 --> 00:05:18,059 - Cuz. 158 00:05:21,131 --> 00:05:22,130 - James. 159 00:05:22,199 --> 00:05:24,199 Welcome to my office, brother. 160 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:27,569 Also my home, as my fiancée and I figure a few things out. 161 00:05:28,605 --> 00:05:29,971 - Candy. - Yeah. 162 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,639 From a stranger in a van. 163 00:05:31,708 --> 00:05:33,808 It's kind of red flag 101, Viv. 164 00:05:33,877 --> 00:05:35,243 So, Burke, my man, how did you go 165 00:05:35,312 --> 00:05:37,145 from Gindestructible to making gummies? 166 00:05:37,214 --> 00:05:39,914 - I tried making these, like, weed gummies but with booze. 167 00:05:39,983 --> 00:05:42,083 But it's a hard sell since kids can just soak 168 00:05:42,152 --> 00:05:44,552 regular gummies in vodka and get the same effect. 169 00:05:44,621 --> 00:05:46,654 - Why are you targeting kids? - Sorry. 170 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:48,056 Teenagers. 171 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:50,425 - Anyway, Burke stopped using alcohol 172 00:05:50,494 --> 00:05:52,460 and now they're just delicious healthy gummies. 173 00:05:52,529 --> 00:05:54,496 - Because they're made from the waste byproduct 174 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:57,499 of the gin flavoring process, they're cheap. 175 00:05:59,403 --> 00:06:00,935 - What kind of meat is your head? 176 00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:03,805 Daddy said you're a meathead. 177 00:06:03,874 --> 00:06:07,108 Is your head ham? - Yeah. That's... 178 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:08,810 - I smell ham. - No. 179 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:10,278 She's being--Viv's very funny. 180 00:06:10,347 --> 00:06:11,646 I--no, I did not say that. 181 00:06:11,715 --> 00:06:13,047 - You said Ennis had his meathead cousin 182 00:06:13,116 --> 00:06:14,949 are a dumpster fire. - I did not. 183 00:06:15,018 --> 00:06:16,985 That doesn't even sound like me. So, I didn't say that. 184 00:06:17,053 --> 00:06:18,253 - Yes, it does. 185 00:06:18,321 --> 00:06:20,221 - No, I did not say that. 186 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,723 I did not say that. 187 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,391 - Yes, you did. - Doesn't sound like me. 188 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,993 It's not a thing I would say. 189 00:06:25,061 --> 00:06:27,829 - I have lab results and a nutritional breakdown. 190 00:06:28,965 --> 00:06:30,799 Please tell your daughter I'm legit. 191 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:32,467 - Can I just talk to you for a second, over here? 192 00:06:32,536 --> 00:06:36,037 Hey, hey, hey. You cannot repeat private conversations 193 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:37,472 you overhear with me and Mommy, 194 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:39,674 do you understand me? - Yes, Daddy. 195 00:06:39,743 --> 00:06:42,844 ♪ 196 00:06:48,819 --> 00:06:50,952 - BO: I'm glad you came to me with this. 197 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:52,454 - Is it dangerous? It's dangerous. 198 00:06:52,522 --> 00:06:53,855 I'm taking Viv to the emergency room. Viv. 199 00:06:53,924 --> 00:06:55,256 - VIV: I'm busy! - BO: No, it's fine. 200 00:06:55,325 --> 00:06:57,225 - See? He says it's fine. - Okay. So... 201 00:06:57,294 --> 00:06:58,493 - You're hurting feelings over here. 202 00:06:58,562 --> 00:06:59,994 - I said sorry. 203 00:07:00,063 --> 00:07:01,896 - BO: I just meant I'm so happy to see you, two. 204 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:04,399 Dawn is out, Corey is at a commedia dell'arte class. 205 00:07:04,468 --> 00:07:05,733 That sets the stage 206 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:07,902 for three pals to get their friend on. 207 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:11,306 We're all friends, right? 208 00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:13,107 - This is business, not Golden Girls. 209 00:07:13,176 --> 00:07:14,776 Do you wanna eat cheesecake or do you wanna make some money? 210 00:07:14,845 --> 00:07:17,011 - Both, please. Sounds like heaven. 211 00:07:19,616 --> 00:07:23,218 Everything in here is either safe to eat or actually healthy. 212 00:07:23,286 --> 00:07:25,420 - Still hard sell. Made from the sludge byproduct 213 00:07:25,489 --> 00:07:27,689 of a gin drink for bros, for kids. 214 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:29,357 - Marketing is my specialty. 215 00:07:29,426 --> 00:07:30,992 - So, how does that help us? 216 00:07:31,061 --> 00:07:33,361 Oh, you're offering to actually help us. That's nice. 217 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:35,997 - Have you asked for a cut of the sales? 218 00:07:36,066 --> 00:07:38,600 You're entitled to a percentage if it hits the shelves. 219 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:40,802 - That's a good point. 220 00:07:40,871 --> 00:07:42,904 - You're goddamn right, James. 221 00:07:42,973 --> 00:07:46,074 ♪ 222 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,847 - Oh, looky what I found. 223 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:55,750 What did you call this? Your, um, death diary. 224 00:07:55,819 --> 00:07:58,019 - Okay. We don't need to go through that. 225 00:07:58,088 --> 00:08:01,055 - Oh, you used to write poetry in there. 226 00:08:01,124 --> 00:08:03,191 - They were songs. 227 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:05,927 Inspired by Mom and Dad's divorce. 228 00:08:05,996 --> 00:08:09,464 My biggest hit was, uh, "Custody of My Black Heart." 229 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:10,899 - What do you mean hit? - Okay. 230 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:12,800 Why don't we just focus on Mom, okay? 231 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:14,369 What if she's hiding something? 232 00:08:14,437 --> 00:08:16,871 What if she's sick? 233 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:18,473 - I call dibs on her rocking chair. 234 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:19,974 - That is your first reaction? 235 00:08:20,043 --> 00:08:21,543 - I kissed my first boyfriend in that chair. 236 00:08:21,611 --> 00:08:23,077 - Retainer Rob? 237 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:25,947 - He was hot and he was a big deal in the AV club. 238 00:08:26,016 --> 00:08:28,116 - Mom, can we go? 239 00:08:28,184 --> 00:08:30,752 Nanima's on the phone and I can't hear the movie 240 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:32,687 because she's laughing too loud. 241 00:08:33,456 --> 00:08:35,323 - Mom laughs. 242 00:08:35,392 --> 00:08:36,591 What do the laughs sound like? 243 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,326 - [chuckles] 244 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:41,029 - [gasps] That's her flirt laugh. 245 00:08:41,097 --> 00:08:42,830 - What's a flirt laugh? 246 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:45,033 - One of the many fake laughs a woman develops to stay alive. 247 00:08:45,101 --> 00:08:46,668 - Huh? - Don't worry about it, Felix. 248 00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,169 Go on. Go play. 249 00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:49,637 - So, she didn't buy a timeshare, 250 00:08:49,706 --> 00:08:52,473 she is dating again. 251 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:55,743 - Remember that really tall dentist who drove very slow? 252 00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:57,679 - Or the guy who said he was good at the yo-yo, 253 00:08:57,747 --> 00:09:00,882 but kept forgetting it at home? 254 00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:04,419 - What if we're making space for someone to move in? 255 00:09:04,487 --> 00:09:07,322 ♪ 256 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,361 - [chuckles] - Well, well, well. 257 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:16,264 Look who's texting her secret boyfriend. 258 00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,799 - What are you talking about? 259 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,267 - We know you're seeing someone. 260 00:09:19,336 --> 00:09:20,702 - How do you know it's someone? 261 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,670 Maybe I'm taking a new lover every night. 262 00:09:22,739 --> 00:09:24,672 - Oh, just tell us the truth. - Mom, why? 263 00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:26,107 - Fine. 264 00:09:26,176 --> 00:09:27,742 There's a man in my life and I'm setting up 265 00:09:27,811 --> 00:09:29,377 that room for when he stays over. 266 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:31,379 - You're making him sleep in another room? 267 00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:32,647 - He has a loud machine. 268 00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:33,982 [Dawn snorts] 269 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,583 - What kind of machine? - NISHA: No. 270 00:09:35,652 --> 00:09:38,519 Whenever I date someone, you find a ridiculous flaw 271 00:09:38,588 --> 00:09:40,388 that I can't get out of my head. 272 00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:41,789 Like that cute waiter I was seeing 273 00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:43,324 until you said laughed like Goofy. 274 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:45,193 So then I tried to be serious all the time, 275 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:47,161 but he loved my Frasier Crane impression. 276 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,763 So, that was that. 277 00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:51,766 - We just want you to date someone good enough for you. 278 00:09:51,835 --> 00:09:53,468 And that doesn't collect dolls. 279 00:09:53,536 --> 00:09:54,869 - I'm not telling you anything. 280 00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,170 Butt out. 281 00:09:56,239 --> 00:09:57,872 - I'm just... - All right. That's fair. 282 00:10:02,612 --> 00:10:05,880 Felix, did you overhear a name when she was on the phone? 283 00:10:05,949 --> 00:10:09,651 - Well, she said, "Not now, Graham." 284 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:11,252 And then did that laugh. 285 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,420 - Graham. 286 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:14,722 ♪ 287 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:20,261 ♪ 288 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,697 So, Viv's just gonna be stuffing her face 289 00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:24,632 with experimental candy all day? 290 00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,134 - It's more of a focus group, 291 00:10:26,202 --> 00:10:27,869 and I use focus loosely because it's Ennis, 292 00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:30,138 Bo, Cory, and Viv and sugar. 293 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,572 - Is that a good idea? 294 00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:34,308 - Honestly, no. But I insulted his cousin. 295 00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,010 So, he gets to mess with our family. 296 00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:38,446 It's only fair. - How'd you insult his cousin? 297 00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:39,947 - You hear that? But you don't hear me 298 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:41,582 telling you to go clean your room ten times a day? 299 00:10:41,651 --> 00:10:43,051 - ASTRID: Despite always listening in, 300 00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,886 kids have pretty selective hearing. 301 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,788 They can hear the word ice cream from anywhere in the house, 302 00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:48,856 but other things never seem to sink in. 303 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:51,626 - Well, can I play a podcast while I clean? 304 00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:53,294 - Sure, but something educational 305 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,029 or where a group of guys riff. 306 00:10:55,098 --> 00:10:56,564 - Come on, kiddo. 307 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:58,433 - ASTRID: All right. Using deduction and Facebook. 308 00:10:58,501 --> 00:10:59,834 - Ah. 309 00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:01,903 - I've narrowed my search down to three Grahams. 310 00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:03,304 - Uh-hmm. Hmm. 311 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,039 Do you think you can take one of our children 312 00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:07,275 when you go spy on your mother? 313 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,609 - I'll bring Felix. 314 00:11:08,678 --> 00:11:10,011 He's observant. - Uh-hmm. 315 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,612 - I can pay him off with ice cream. 316 00:11:11,681 --> 00:11:12,680 - FELIX: Yes. 317 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,850 ♪ 318 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:20,054 - Oh, Corey's out, Felix, but you can play 319 00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:21,723 with these bags of reclaimed wooden toys 320 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,357 that I've set aside for goodwill. 321 00:11:23,426 --> 00:11:25,026 - Okay. 322 00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:28,362 - So, I dug up a little intel on Mom's dirty little secret. 323 00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,365 So she follows Graham on Instagram but his account 324 00:11:31,434 --> 00:11:33,701 is just pictures of hawks eating mice. 325 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,870 - Hmm. - There's a twist. 326 00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:38,706 He has no other social media. 327 00:11:38,775 --> 00:11:41,342 No Twitter, no LinkedIn, no TikTok. 328 00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:44,245 - So, your big twist is that he has good mental health? 329 00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:46,347 - The twist is that he's a ghost. 330 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,417 Another sketchy weirdo friend that lives off the grid, 331 00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:51,152 like that guy who shaved his forehead. 332 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,688 - Or the comedian with the microphone tattoo? 333 00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:55,156 - That's a pretty cool tattoo. 334 00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:56,424 - No, it's not. 335 00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:58,392 - I also made some calls to a private eye 336 00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:00,495 who I paid to find out everything about him. 337 00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:02,630 - You hired a private investigator? 338 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:03,998 - Don't make that face. 339 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,366 I have him on retainer for work. 340 00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:06,934 It's normal, Astrid. 341 00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,903 - Who cares about boring you. Tell me about Graham. 342 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:13,207 - I could or I could take you to the kitchenware store 343 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,343 where he works and show you. 344 00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:18,212 ♪ 345 00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:24,752 - This is not a kitchenware store. 346 00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,522 - Hmm. Yeah. My private eye is not very good. 347 00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:30,091 - Oh, my God. 348 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,193 Is that him? 349 00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:35,630 - Okay. This might be Mom's weirdest boyfriend yet. 350 00:12:35,698 --> 00:12:37,431 - Wait. Nanima has a boyfriend? 351 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,267 - Shh, just go look around. 352 00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:42,470 - Oh, cool. Bullets. - Don't touch or glorify them. 353 00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:44,672 Okay. - Yeah. 354 00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:47,341 - Oh, hey there. - Hi. 355 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,510 - What are you two prepping for today? 356 00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:52,313 - Oh, just the usual end-of-the-world stuff. 357 00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:54,515 - Well, then I suggest stocking up on beans. 358 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:55,883 Don't spill them. 359 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,451 People think you can't keep a secret. 360 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,387 [snorts, laughs] 361 00:12:59,455 --> 00:13:01,122 [both fake laughing] 362 00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:02,490 - That's a funny joke. 363 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:04,625 - Also water purification tablets, 364 00:13:04,694 --> 00:13:06,594 the iodine in those will help protect you 365 00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:08,796 against radiation poisoning, 366 00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:10,631 so you can recycle your body fluids. 367 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,501 - You mean, drink your own urine. 368 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:14,969 - ASTRID: Uh, Graham. 369 00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,704 If one were to want to, oh, I don't know, 370 00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:18,105 overthrow the government. 371 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,908 Is this the kind of store one would shop in? 372 00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:24,011 - Excuse me. 373 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,013 I have a lunch date with a very magical woman. 374 00:13:26,082 --> 00:13:27,448 Hi. - Oh, Dawn, quickly. 375 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,050 - Felix? Felix? 376 00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:31,586 Astrid? 377 00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:32,854 - Hi, Mom. 378 00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:34,655 Dawn's hiding under that mask. 379 00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,824 - Unbelievable. 380 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:38,893 - What? You guys all know each other here? 381 00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,461 - Yeah. Sorry. 382 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,297 We didn't mean to trick you, but Nisha's our mother. 383 00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,032 - Oh, please. Don't be sorry for anything. 384 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,435 This is the nicest Ambush I've ever been involved in. 385 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:50,238 - BO: Okay. 386 00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:51,873 Let's start by saying how the gummies 387 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:54,809 make us feel and see if that triggers any ideas? 388 00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:56,110 - I still feel betrayed. 389 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:57,612 - Well, I feel frustrated. 390 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,313 - I'm getting notes of plum. 391 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:02,250 - Do any of those inspire names? 392 00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:07,021 - Uh, Chew chunks, swallow amigos. No. 393 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:10,558 - Choose your friends wisely. That could be good. 394 00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:12,026 - Uh-hmm. Okay. 395 00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,661 - Call them Doritos. 396 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,263 - That name's already taken, Wonder Girl. 397 00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,898 - Dance of the sugar plum gummy. 398 00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:18,266 - Glad I brought my mind an umbrella 399 00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,634 because this quite the brainstorm. 400 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,037 How about Fruity Buddies? 401 00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,405 - That's not bad. 402 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,807 - BO: It evokes a tale of humble beginnings 403 00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:30,678 two best buddies creating a revolutionary product, 404 00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:32,213 weathering the storm. 405 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,515 They won't let a little spat spoil what they've got 406 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,983 because buddies, good buddies, 407 00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:41,055 fruity buddies, they love each other, man. 408 00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:42,423 - I mean... - Yeah, it's, it's pretty good. 409 00:14:42,492 --> 00:14:43,457 That's good. - ...it sounds fine. 410 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:44,592 That's good. I guess. 411 00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:45,559 - Now, we just need a slogan. 412 00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:47,228 - They're just good. 413 00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:49,196 - That's not so bad. - Right? The slogan? 414 00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:52,033 - Nope. Why wouldn't you bring an actual kid to the pitch? 415 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:53,801 - Oh, yeah. Having a sweet face there 416 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,937 could really take the edge off the fact that these candies 417 00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,406 are essentially made from industrial byproducts. 418 00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:02,176 ♪ 419 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,880 - GRAHAM: That's why I don't buy ducks raised on a farm. 420 00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:08,182 They deserve autonomy over their own lives. 421 00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,784 Anyway, that's my duck tale. 422 00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,485 [Nisha laughing] 423 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:12,653 - Over here. 424 00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:13,688 On me. 425 00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:15,389 Thank you very much. 426 00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:20,361 You know, there's nothing better than paying with currency 427 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,931 that you can hold in your hands and send a message. 428 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,901 They didn't charge us for the desserts again, 429 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,035 my darling. 430 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:29,503 They never do. 431 00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:31,138 How generous is that? I got to go say thank you 432 00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:32,540 to all the people in the back. 433 00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:33,941 Excuse me. 434 00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,846 - You said you wouldn't snoop, what's the first thing you do? 435 00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:41,215 - Mom, you never had a boyfriend that moved in before. 436 00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:42,650 So if... 437 00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,819 Felix, why don't you go buy yourself a candy bar? 438 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,220 - Thank you. 439 00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,990 - It makes sense that we wanna vet this one more. 440 00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:50,658 - We just wanted to make sure you are in good hands. 441 00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,293 - NISHA: Okay. Let's hear it then. 442 00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:53,961 What's wrong with him? 443 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,497 Is he a flat-earther, ocean denier, a winter cyclist? 444 00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:58,499 - Well, he's preparing for the end of the world 445 00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:00,201 so he's a little pessimistic. 446 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,836 - No. Stop. 447 00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:04,105 I am lucky to have two very funny, 448 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,073 very observant daughters that I love. 449 00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:09,043 And I have precisely zero F's to give 450 00:16:09,112 --> 00:16:11,379 about what they have to say to me right now. 451 00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,147 - Mom, you know what those F stand for, right? 452 00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:14,915 - Farts. - DAWN: Mom, please. 453 00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,651 He sells weapons legally, but still-- 454 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,253 - Zero. 455 00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:22,590 I will keep my private life and my family life separate. 456 00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,492 And I will thank you to butt out. 457 00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:29,764 - Oh, honey. It's okay. 458 00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:31,732 Nanima's just upset because she wanted us 459 00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:35,169 to like her boyfriend and we're just not sure yet. 460 00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:38,005 - I thought she wanted you to be happy for her. 461 00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:42,410 - Wow, kid. 462 00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:45,346 - That's so insightful. 463 00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:48,983 - Do you think I could fit this whole chocolate bar in my mouth? 464 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,956 of how Fruity Buddies 465 00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:58,292 went from being a star in the sky 466 00:16:58,361 --> 00:16:59,960 to a treat in our mouth. 467 00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:02,296 [applause] 468 00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:03,831 - Well done, gentlemen. 469 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,067 Um, unfortunately, I have a doctor's appointment 470 00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:08,269 to get to, but I'd like to hear a little more. 471 00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:09,837 How are they made? 472 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,539 - Ah, I got this, James. 473 00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:14,041 I assume you're all familiar with the process 474 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,444 of flavoring canned gin drinks? 475 00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:19,013 - No. 476 00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:21,449 - Uh, I don't know what to say to now. 477 00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:24,718 - Yeah, I do. Uh, they are made from sludge 478 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:27,655 that is normally dumped in the garbage 479 00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:30,157 or perhaps more likely a river. 480 00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:32,760 - Sludge? 481 00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:35,262 No one wants to eat sludge. 482 00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:38,499 - JAMES: Yes, but my friend's cousin, 483 00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:40,134 found a way to make that sludge 484 00:17:40,203 --> 00:17:43,137 not only edible but delicious. 485 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:47,641 And that's a win for both the environment and our mouths. 486 00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:52,246 - Vivian. - Yes. 487 00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,715 - As a child, what do you think? 488 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,150 - They're just good. 489 00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,655 And they made my poo blue. 490 00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:04,859 - What? - MARLA: Vivian. Tell me. 491 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:06,894 Did these gummies change the color 492 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,796 of your bowel movements? 493 00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:12,633 - [whispers] Yes. 494 00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:14,602 - [sighs, laughs] 495 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,438 - Thank God. Sam, cancel my appointment. 496 00:18:17,507 --> 00:18:19,773 The gummies are out, obviously, 497 00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:23,077 but I have a--another food item 498 00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:26,614 that I Cananot wait to, uh, tell you about. 499 00:18:26,682 --> 00:18:28,048 - Thank you. - Thank you. 500 00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:31,218 ♪ 501 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:34,822 - Yes? 502 00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:36,390 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mom. 503 00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,625 - Hello. 504 00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,266 - We know you probably don't wanna hear this, 505 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,334 but we--we did some digging on Graham. 506 00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:48,469 - Uh-hmm. 507 00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,237 - Remember how many Fs? 508 00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:52,039 - He has a nice laugh. 509 00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:54,909 - He does have a great laugh. 510 00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,577 - His legs are strong looking. 511 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,012 - He has powerful quads. 512 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,314 When he runs, it's like two meat pistons. 513 00:19:02,151 --> 00:19:03,951 - Um, I found out that his store 514 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,053 donates a lot to the Toronto Food Bank. 515 00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:09,323 - His credit history is impeccable. 516 00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:11,025 - She has a private eye. - Uh-hmm. 517 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:13,527 We brought you these. 518 00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,297 - Graham is your business, 519 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,732 but when you're ready to spill the beans, 520 00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,136 we'd love to hear. 521 00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:23,337 - No judgment. 522 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,640 - Are these from his store? 523 00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,309 - No. No. - We--because we went 524 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,743 to the store, it was-- - These are just from my house. 525 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:30,945 - It was closed. - It's my container. 526 00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:34,181 - Thank you. 527 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,549 It's how it should be. 528 00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:37,084 I mean, you'd never hear me going on 529 00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:39,286 about the things that are wrong with James or Bo. 530 00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:40,588 - I'd actually love to hear all the things 531 00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,957 8wrong with James and Bo. - Me too. 532 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,458 - Well, come on in. 533 00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:47,895 - ASTRID: Having a family means 534 00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,463 having people up in your business. 535 00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:50,664 - JAMES: Yeah. You might sometimes 536 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:51,699 find yourself sneaking off 537 00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,234 to, like, just be alone. 538 00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:55,202 - ASTRID: But you-- you won't be alone. 539 00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:57,037 They'll find you with a weid question or a pressing need. 540 00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:58,339 - JAMES: Or to tell you everything 541 00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,907 they know about trees. 542 00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,375 - ASTRID: Or to share your secret snacks. 543 00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:02,776 - JAMES: And, yeah, you may have 544 00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,478 fewer bags of popcorn to yourself. 545 00:20:04,547 --> 00:20:06,413 - ASTRID: Well, at least you're not eating popcorn alone. 546 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,282 - JAMES: Uh-hmm. To be clear, I wanna eat popcorn alone. 547 00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,117 I do not want people to see the way I eat popcorn. 548 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:12,353 - ASTRID: Oh, I love the way you eat popcorn. 549 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,222 Reckless and desperate, like Cookie Monster. 550 00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:18,392 Yeah. [laughs] 551 00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:23,530 No, no, no, no, no, no. You didn't knock. 552 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:27,401 - What if I really have to go or I forget to knock? 553 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,570 - Don't forget. - Fine. 554 00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,406 - No. That's on the inside. 555 00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:33,540 You have to do that from the outside. 556 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:34,942 Go outside, try it again. 557 00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:36,410 - Fine. 558 00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,216 [knock on door] 559 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:43,784 - Come in. 560 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,120 Viv. 561 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,823 I'm really struggling with this one.