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- VIV: There was a loud noise,
and we didn't know what it was.
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But it was Fuzz Butt.
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And this part is so funny.
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She hit the rake with her paw
and ran away.
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- JAMES: So funny.
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Hey, remember when we talked
about knocking
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on the bathroom door
when it's closed?
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- I remember that.
- JAMES: Great.
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The next step is doing that.
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- Let's take a picture
of Fuzz Butt with your phone.
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- JAMES: Yeah.
I can't wait to see it.
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The bathroom
is personal and private.
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Please knock next time. Okay?
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Thank you.
- Okay.
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- ASTRID: As soon as your kids
can move, your privacy is dead.
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- JAMES: Hmm, it's more
like the list of things
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you can enjoy privately
gets smaller.
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- ASTRID: Kids eavesdrop,
snoop, gossip.
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- JAMES: They sleep in your bed
and eat your secret food.
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- ASTRID: Oh, if you mean
that bag of popcorn
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in your underwear drawer,
that was me.
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- Just one moment.
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Just, just one moment,
I said. Hi.
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- I can wait.
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[theme music playing]
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- ENNIS: James and I will
take care of the whole thing.
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Just think of it
as a nightclub for groceries.
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- Hey. I heard my name.
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I just wanted
to see what was going on
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and clarify
that I'm not part of it.
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- MARLA: James,
come and sit in my big office.
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Ennis was just going above
and beyond
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pitching ideas for Baggies Buys.
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- Well, it only counts
above and beyond
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if he's also doing
his actual job.
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- Oh, I think it's going fine.
No news is good news, right?
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- Ennis has an idea, and I want
my number one Lieutenant
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to help him make it happen.
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- We dim the lights low
in the grocery store
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like at a Hollister.
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- No. That idea
angered me via gummies.
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- ENNIS: Right. Okay.
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So you know my cousin
who marketed that line
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of canned gin drinks,
Gindestructible.
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- Oh, no.
- He created a very tasty
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line of kid snacks for lunches.
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- MARLA: We're meeting
with the board next week
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to discuss unique foods
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for the Baggies Buys
line of groceries launch.
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All we have so far is my idea
for canned bananas.
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We'll call them Cananas.
- Oh, that's fun.
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- You guys don't have
any red flags about a company
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that makes only gin drinks
and gummies for kids?
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- And they also make bongs.
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- MARLA: James, I want you to go
meet the vendor with Ennis.
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- All right.
- Oh, meet--okay. Today?
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Because I have
actual work to do.
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- Go tomorrow.
- Marla, that's a Saturday.
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Then you're gone.
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Bye-bye. [groans]
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- Oh, it's Nanima.
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- Can you get that for me,
please?
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- FELIX: Yeah.
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Hi, Nanima.
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One sec.
- JAMES: Hey, hey, hey.
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That's your grandmother.
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Maybe have
a conversation with her.
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- Hi.
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Good. Yeah.
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Okay. Bye.
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- JAMES: What?
- Felix, that is very rude.
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Hi, Mom.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Bye.
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- Everything okay?
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- She bailed
on babysitting next week.
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- [groans] No, that's fine.
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I'm sure the tall boy
with the allergies
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is still available.
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- You know,
she's been bailing a lot lately.
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And she didn't go on and on
about some friend of hers
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that I barely know with
strangely specific afflictions.
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- Yes. I'm still haunted
by Pamela
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with the skin condition
who was kicked
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by a horse on her birthday.
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- You know,
every time she's this private,
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it's because she's made
a huge mistake
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and she's trying to hide it.
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Like when she bought
that home sauna kit
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and wanted
to install it herself.
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- You know, if we moved
to a small town,
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we could afford a sauna,
and hot tub.
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Make winters easier.
Just saying.
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- We're moving away?
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- What? No, babe.
Dad and I are just talking.
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I mean, your father's talking
and I'm feigning interest.
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How long
have you been listening?
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- Since you said
a horse kicked a birthday girl.
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- Oh, speaking of pretending
to care, I have to help Ennis.
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Excuse me.
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Keys back in the pocket, please.
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- Oh, fine.
- Thank you.
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I've got to help Ennis
pitch another one
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of his meathead cousin's
dumpster fire business ideas.
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- You know what? I'm gonna go
over there, do some digging.
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Felix, why don't you draw
Nanima a picture?
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We'll take it over,
say it's your idea.
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- Okay.
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♪
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- Hi, Mom.
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It's us.
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Sorry to pop in.
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Felix just had to see you.
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- I didn't say that.
- Shh. Yes, you did.
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- Hey.
- Jesus, Dawn, you scared us.
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- I wasn't scared.
- Yes, you were.
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What are you doing here?
- Same as you.
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Mom's been ghosting me,
which she hasn't done
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since she bought
that timeshare in Banff.
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- Did you find anything?
- No,
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but I've watered all her plants
and color-coded her bookshelves.
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- All right. I'll look
for any brochures on racehorses.
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- You're going
through Nanima's things?
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- Yes. But it's okay.
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It's not like we're invading
her privacy.
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- I'm gonna check her email.
- Good. Hmm.
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- NISHA: We could plug it in
right next to the [indistinct]
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- Dawn, hide.
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Hi, Mom.
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- Astrid. Felix.
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What, what,
what are you doing here?
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- Dawn's hiding right there.
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- Is everything okay?
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- Well, we could ask
the same of you.
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Ignoring phone calls,
canceling plans,
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letting your asparagus fern
completely dry out?
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- ASTRID: The walls
are closing in, mother.
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Anything you'd like to admit?
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- That I'm busy living my life.
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Thank you.
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But now that you're here,
I'd like you to take
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the rest of your old boxes
out of the spare bedroom.
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- What?
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You love our old boxes.
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Ma, what's going on?
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- None of your beeswax.
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Now, up to your old room.
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Go.
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Buddy.
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- JAMES: Looks like the den
where crime hibernates.
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- Listen, don't judge
a book by its cover, all right?
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I know you can tell a lot
about a book
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by its cover,
but this is not a book.
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James, it's a place,
there's a difference.
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- There he is.
- Burke.
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- Cuz.
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- James.
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Welcome to my office, brother.
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Also my home, as my fiancée
and I figure a few things out.
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- Candy.
- Yeah.
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From a stranger in a van.
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It's kind of red flag 101, Viv.
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So, Burke,
my man, how did you go
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from Gindestructible
to making gummies?
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- I tried making these, like,
weed gummies but with booze.
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But it's a hard sell
since kids can just soak
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regular gummies in vodka
and get the same effect.
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- Why are you targeting kids?
- Sorry.
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Teenagers.
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- Anyway,
Burke stopped using alcohol
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and now they're just
delicious healthy gummies.
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- Because they're made
from the waste byproduct
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of the gin flavoring process,
they're cheap.
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- What kind of meat
is your head?
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Daddy said you're a meathead.
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Is your head ham?
- Yeah. That's...
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- I smell ham.
- No.
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She's being--Viv's very funny.
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I--no, I did not say that.
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- You said Ennis
had his meathead cousin
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are a dumpster fire.
- I did not.
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That doesn't even sound like me.
So, I didn't say that.
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- Yes, it does.
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- No, I did not say that.
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I did not say that.
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- Yes, you did.
- Doesn't sound like me.
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It's not a thing I would say.
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- I have lab results
and a nutritional breakdown.
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Please tell your daughter
I'm legit.
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- Can I just talk to you
for a second, over here?
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Hey, hey, hey. You cannot
repeat private conversations
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you overhear with me
and Mommy,
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do you understand me?
- Yes, Daddy.
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♪
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- BO: I'm glad
you came to me with this.
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- Is it dangerous?
It's dangerous.
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I'm taking Viv
to the emergency room. Viv.
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- VIV: I'm busy!
- BO: No, it's fine.
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- See? He says it's fine.
- Okay. So...
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- You're hurting feelings
over here.
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- I said sorry.
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- BO: I just meant
I'm so happy to see you, two.
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Dawn is out, Corey is at
a commedia dell'arte class.
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That sets the stage
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for three pals
to get their friend on.
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We're all friends, right?
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- This is business,
not Golden Girls.
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Do you wanna eat cheesecake
or do you wanna make some money?
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- Both, please.
Sounds like heaven.
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Everything in here is either
safe to eat or actually healthy.
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- Still hard sell.
Made from the sludge byproduct
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of a gin drink
for bros, for kids.
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- Marketing is my specialty.
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- So, how does that help us?
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Oh, you're offering to actually
help us. That's nice.
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- Have you asked
for a cut of the sales?
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You're entitled to a percentage
if it hits the shelves.
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- That's a good point.
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- You're goddamn right, James.
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♪
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- Oh, looky what I found.
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What did you call this?
Your, um, death diary.
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- Okay. We don't need
to go through that.
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- Oh, you used
to write poetry in there.
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- They were songs.
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Inspired by Mom
and Dad's divorce.
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My biggest hit was, uh,
"Custody of My Black Heart."
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- What do you mean hit?
- Okay.
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Why don't we just focus
on Mom, okay?
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What if she's hiding something?
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What if she's sick?
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- I call dibs
on her rocking chair.
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- That is your first reaction?
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- I kissed my first boyfriend
in that chair.
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- Retainer Rob?
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- He was hot and he was
a big deal in the AV club.
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- Mom, can we go?
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Nanima's on the phone
and I can't hear the movie
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because she's laughing too loud.
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- Mom laughs.
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What do the laughs sound like?
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- [chuckles]
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- [gasps]
That's her flirt laugh.
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- What's a flirt laugh?
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- One of the many fake laughs
a woman develops to stay alive.
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- Huh?
- Don't worry about it, Felix.
248
00:08:46,736 --> 00:08:48,169
Go on. Go play.
249
00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:49,637
- So, she didn't buy
a timeshare,
250
00:08:49,706 --> 00:08:52,473
she is dating again.
251
00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:55,743
- Remember that really tall
dentist who drove very slow?
252
00:08:55,812 --> 00:08:57,679
- Or the guy who said
he was good at the yo-yo,
253
00:08:57,747 --> 00:09:00,882
but kept forgetting it at home?
254
00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:04,419
- What if we're making space
for someone to move in?
255
00:09:04,487 --> 00:09:07,322
♪
256
00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,361
- [chuckles]
- Well, well, well.
257
00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:16,264
Look who's texting
her secret boyfriend.
258
00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:17,799
- What are you talking about?
259
00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,267
- We know you're seeing someone.
260
00:09:19,336 --> 00:09:20,702
- How do you know it's someone?
261
00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,670
Maybe I'm taking
a new lover every night.
262
00:09:22,739 --> 00:09:24,672
- Oh, just tell us the truth.
- Mom, why?
263
00:09:24,741 --> 00:09:26,107
- Fine.
264
00:09:26,176 --> 00:09:27,742
There's a man
in my life and I'm setting up
265
00:09:27,811 --> 00:09:29,377
that room
for when he stays over.
266
00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:31,379
- You're making him
sleep in another room?
267
00:09:31,448 --> 00:09:32,647
- He has a loud machine.
268
00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:33,982
[Dawn snorts]
269
00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,583
- What kind of machine?
- NISHA: No.
270
00:09:35,652 --> 00:09:38,519
Whenever I date someone,
you find a ridiculous flaw
271
00:09:38,588 --> 00:09:40,388
that I can't get out of my head.
272
00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:41,789
Like that cute waiter
I was seeing
273
00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:43,324
until you said
laughed like Goofy.
274
00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:45,193
So then I tried
to be serious all the time,
275
00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:47,161
but he loved
my Frasier Crane impression.
276
00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,763
So, that was that.
277
00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:51,766
- We just want you to date
someone good enough for you.
278
00:09:51,835 --> 00:09:53,468
And that doesn't collect dolls.
279
00:09:53,536 --> 00:09:54,869
- I'm not telling you anything.
280
00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:56,170
Butt out.
281
00:09:56,239 --> 00:09:57,872
- I'm just...
- All right. That's fair.
282
00:10:02,612 --> 00:10:05,880
Felix, did you overhear a name
when she was on the phone?
283
00:10:05,949 --> 00:10:09,651
- Well, she said,
"Not now, Graham."
284
00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:11,252
And then did that laugh.
285
00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:12,420
- Graham.
286
00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:14,722
♪
287
00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:20,261
♪
288
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,697
So, Viv's just gonna be
stuffing her face
289
00:10:22,766 --> 00:10:24,632
with experimental candy all day?
290
00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,134
- It's more
of a focus group,
291
00:10:26,202 --> 00:10:27,869
and I use focus loosely
because it's Ennis,
292
00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:30,138
Bo, Cory, and Viv and sugar.
293
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,572
- Is that a good idea?
294
00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:34,308
- Honestly, no.
But I insulted his cousin.
295
00:10:34,377 --> 00:10:36,010
So, he gets
to mess with our family.
296
00:10:36,079 --> 00:10:38,446
It's only fair.
- How'd you insult his cousin?
297
00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:39,947
- You hear that?
But you don't hear me
298
00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:41,582
telling you to go
clean your room ten times a day?
299
00:10:41,651 --> 00:10:43,051
- ASTRID:
Despite always listening in,
300
00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:44,886
kids have pretty
selective hearing.
301
00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,788
They can hear the word ice cream
from anywhere in the house,
302
00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:48,856
but other things
never seem to sink in.
303
00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:51,626
- Well, can I play
a podcast while I clean?
304
00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:53,294
- Sure,
but something educational
305
00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,029
or where a group of guys riff.
306
00:10:55,098 --> 00:10:56,564
- Come on, kiddo.
307
00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:58,433
- ASTRID: All right.
Using deduction and Facebook.
308
00:10:58,501 --> 00:10:59,834
- Ah.
309
00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:01,903
- I've narrowed my search
down to three Grahams.
310
00:11:01,971 --> 00:11:03,304
- Uh-hmm. Hmm.
311
00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,039
Do you think
you can take one of our children
312
00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:07,275
when you go spy on your mother?
313
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,609
- I'll bring Felix.
314
00:11:08,678 --> 00:11:10,011
He's observant.
- Uh-hmm.
315
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,612
- I can pay him off
with ice cream.
316
00:11:11,681 --> 00:11:12,680
- FELIX: Yes.
317
00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:15,850
♪
318
00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:20,054
- Oh, Corey's out, Felix,
but you can play
319
00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:21,723
with these bags
of reclaimed wooden toys
320
00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,357
that I've set aside
for goodwill.
321
00:11:23,426 --> 00:11:25,026
- Okay.
322
00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:28,362
- So, I dug up a little intel
on Mom's dirty little secret.
323
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:31,365
So she follows Graham
on Instagram but his account
324
00:11:31,434 --> 00:11:33,701
is just pictures
of hawks eating mice.
325
00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,870
- Hmm.
- There's a twist.
326
00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:38,706
He has no other social media.
327
00:11:38,775 --> 00:11:41,342
No Twitter,
no LinkedIn, no TikTok.
328
00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:44,245
- So, your big twist is that
he has good mental health?
329
00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:46,347
- The twist
is that he's a ghost.
330
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,417
Another sketchy weirdo friend
that lives off the grid,
331
00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:51,152
like that guy
who shaved his forehead.
332
00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,688
- Or the comedian
with the microphone tattoo?
333
00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:55,156
- That's a pretty cool tattoo.
334
00:11:55,225 --> 00:11:56,424
- No, it's not.
335
00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:58,392
- I also made some calls
to a private eye
336
00:11:58,461 --> 00:12:00,495
who I paid to find out
everything about him.
337
00:12:00,563 --> 00:12:02,630
- You hired
a private investigator?
338
00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:03,998
- Don't make that face.
339
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,366
I have him
on retainer for work.
340
00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:06,934
It's normal, Astrid.
341
00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,903
- Who cares about boring you.
Tell me about Graham.
342
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:13,207
- I could or I could take you
to the kitchenware store
343
00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:15,343
where he works and show you.
344
00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:18,212
♪
345
00:12:23,186 --> 00:12:24,752
- This is not
a kitchenware store.
346
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,522
- Hmm. Yeah.
My private eye is not very good.
347
00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:30,091
- Oh, my God.
348
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,193
Is that him?
349
00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:35,630
- Okay. This might be
Mom's weirdest boyfriend yet.
350
00:12:35,698 --> 00:12:37,431
- Wait.
Nanima has a boyfriend?
351
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,267
- Shh, just go look around.
352
00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:42,470
- Oh, cool. Bullets.
- Don't touch or glorify them.
353
00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:44,672
Okay.
- Yeah.
354
00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:47,341
- Oh, hey there.
- Hi.
355
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,510
- What are you two
prepping for today?
356
00:12:49,579 --> 00:12:52,313
- Oh, just the usual
end-of-the-world stuff.
357
00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:54,515
- Well, then I suggest
stocking up on beans.
358
00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:55,883
Don't spill them.
359
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,451
People think
you can't keep a secret.
360
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,387
[snorts, laughs]
361
00:12:59,455 --> 00:13:01,122
[both fake laughing]
362
00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:02,490
- That's a funny joke.
363
00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:04,625
- Also water purification
tablets,
364
00:13:04,694 --> 00:13:06,594
the iodine in those
will help protect you
365
00:13:06,663 --> 00:13:08,796
against radiation poisoning,
366
00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:10,631
so you can
recycle your body fluids.
367
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,501
- You mean,
drink your own urine.
368
00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:14,969
- ASTRID: Uh, Graham.
369
00:13:15,038 --> 00:13:16,704
If one were to want
to, oh, I don't know,
370
00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:18,105
overthrow the government.
371
00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,908
Is this the kind
of store one would shop in?
372
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:24,011
- Excuse me.
373
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,013
I have a lunch date
with a very magical woman.
374
00:13:26,082 --> 00:13:27,448
Hi.
- Oh, Dawn, quickly.
375
00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,050
- Felix? Felix?
376
00:13:30,453 --> 00:13:31,586
Astrid?
377
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:32,854
- Hi, Mom.
378
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:34,655
Dawn's hiding under that mask.
379
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:36,824
- Unbelievable.
380
00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:38,893
- What? You guys
all know each other here?
381
00:13:38,962 --> 00:13:40,461
- Yeah. Sorry.
382
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,297
We didn't mean to trick you,
but Nisha's our mother.
383
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,032
- Oh, please.
Don't be sorry for anything.
384
00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,435
This is the nicest Ambush
I've ever been involved in.
385
00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:50,238
- BO: Okay.
386
00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:51,873
Let's start by saying
how the gummies
387
00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:54,809
make us feel and see
if that triggers any ideas?
388
00:13:54,878 --> 00:13:56,110
- I still feel betrayed.
389
00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:57,612
- Well, I feel frustrated.
390
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,313
- I'm getting notes of plum.
391
00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:02,250
- Do any of those inspire names?
392
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:07,021
- Uh, Chew chunks,
swallow amigos. No.
393
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:10,558
- Choose your friends wisely.
That could be good.
394
00:14:10,627 --> 00:14:12,026
- Uh-hmm. Okay.
395
00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,661
- Call them Doritos.
396
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:15,263
- That name's
already taken, Wonder Girl.
397
00:14:15,331 --> 00:14:16,898
- Dance of the sugar plum gummy.
398
00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:18,266
- Glad I brought
my mind an umbrella
399
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,634
because this quite
the brainstorm.
400
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,037
How about Fruity Buddies?
401
00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,405
- That's not bad.
402
00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,807
- BO: It evokes a tale
of humble beginnings
403
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:30,678
two best buddies creating
a revolutionary product,
404
00:14:30,747 --> 00:14:32,213
weathering the storm.
405
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:34,515
They won't let a little spat
spoil what they've got
406
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,983
because buddies, good buddies,
407
00:14:36,052 --> 00:14:41,055
fruity buddies,
they love each other, man.
408
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:42,423
- I mean...
- Yeah, it's, it's pretty good.
409
00:14:42,492 --> 00:14:43,457
That's good.
- ...it sounds fine.
410
00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:44,592
That's good. I guess.
411
00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:45,559
- Now, we just need a slogan.
412
00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:47,228
- They're just good.
413
00:14:47,297 --> 00:14:49,196
- That's not so bad.
- Right? The slogan?
414
00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:52,033
- Nope. Why wouldn't you bring
an actual kid to the pitch?
415
00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:53,801
- Oh, yeah.
Having a sweet face there
416
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,937
could really take the edge
off the fact that these candies
417
00:14:56,005 --> 00:14:58,406
are essentially made
from industrial byproducts.
418
00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:02,176
♪
419
00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:05,880
- GRAHAM: That's why I don't
buy ducks raised on a farm.
420
00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:08,182
They deserve autonomy
over their own lives.
421
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:09,784
Anyway, that's my duck tale.
422
00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,485
[Nisha laughing]
423
00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:12,653
- Over here.
424
00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:13,688
On me.
425
00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:15,389
Thank you very much.
426
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:20,361
You know, there's nothing better
than paying with currency
427
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,931
that you can hold in your hands
and send a message.
428
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,901
They didn't charge us
for the desserts again,
429
00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,035
my darling.
430
00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:29,503
They never do.
431
00:15:29,572 --> 00:15:31,138
How generous is that?
I got to go say thank you
432
00:15:31,207 --> 00:15:32,540
to all the people in the back.
433
00:15:32,608 --> 00:15:33,941
Excuse me.
434
00:15:36,346 --> 00:15:38,846
- You said you wouldn't snoop,
what's the first thing you do?
435
00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:41,215
- Mom, you never had a boyfriend
that moved in before.
436
00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:42,650
So if...
437
00:15:42,719 --> 00:15:44,819
Felix, why don't you go
buy yourself a candy bar?
438
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,220
- Thank you.
439
00:15:46,289 --> 00:15:48,990
- It makes sense
that we wanna vet this one more.
440
00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:50,658
- We just wanted to make sure
you are in good hands.
441
00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,293
- NISHA: Okay.
Let's hear it then.
442
00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:53,961
What's wrong with him?
443
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,497
Is he a flat-earther,
ocean denier, a winter cyclist?
444
00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:58,499
- Well, he's preparing
for the end of the world
445
00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:00,201
so he's a little pessimistic.
446
00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,836
- No. Stop.
447
00:16:01,904 --> 00:16:04,105
I am lucky
to have two very funny,
448
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,073
very observant daughters
that I love.
449
00:16:06,142 --> 00:16:09,043
And I have precisely
zero F's to give
450
00:16:09,112 --> 00:16:11,379
about what they have
to say to me right now.
451
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,147
- Mom, you know
what those F stand for, right?
452
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:14,915
- Farts.
- DAWN: Mom, please.
453
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,651
He sells weapons
legally, but still--
454
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,253
- Zero.
455
00:16:19,322 --> 00:16:22,590
I will keep my private life
and my family life separate.
456
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:24,492
And I will thank you
to butt out.
457
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:29,764
- Oh, honey. It's okay.
458
00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:31,732
Nanima's just upset
because she wanted us
459
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:35,169
to like her boyfriend
and we're just not sure yet.
460
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:38,005
- I thought she wanted you
to be happy for her.
461
00:16:41,277 --> 00:16:42,410
- Wow, kid.
462
00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:45,346
- That's so insightful.
463
00:16:45,415 --> 00:16:48,983
- Do you think I could fit this
whole chocolate bar in my mouth?
464
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,956
of how Fruity Buddies
465
00:16:56,025 --> 00:16:58,292
went from being a star
in the sky
466
00:16:58,361 --> 00:16:59,960
to a treat in our mouth.
467
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:02,296
[applause]
468
00:17:02,365 --> 00:17:03,831
- Well done, gentlemen.
469
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,067
Um, unfortunately,
I have a doctor's appointment
470
00:17:06,135 --> 00:17:08,269
to get to, but I'd like
to hear a little more.
471
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:09,837
How are they made?
472
00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,539
- Ah, I got this, James.
473
00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:14,041
I assume you're all familiar
with the process
474
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,444
of flavoring canned gin drinks?
475
00:17:17,647 --> 00:17:19,013
- No.
476
00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:21,449
- Uh, I don't know
what to say to now.
477
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:24,718
- Yeah, I do.
Uh, they are made from sludge
478
00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:27,655
that is normally dumped
in the garbage
479
00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:30,157
or perhaps more likely a river.
480
00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:32,760
- Sludge?
481
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:35,262
No one wants to eat sludge.
482
00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:38,499
- JAMES: Yes,
but my friend's cousin,
483
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:40,134
found a way to make that sludge
484
00:17:40,203 --> 00:17:43,137
not only edible but delicious.
485
00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:47,641
And that's a win for both
the environment and our mouths.
486
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:52,246
- Vivian.
- Yes.
487
00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,715
- As a child, what do you think?
488
00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:56,150
- They're just good.
489
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,655
And they made my poo blue.
490
00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:04,859
- What?
- MARLA: Vivian. Tell me.
491
00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:06,894
Did these gummies
change the color
492
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,796
of your bowel movements?
493
00:18:11,534 --> 00:18:12,633
- [whispers] Yes.
494
00:18:12,702 --> 00:18:14,602
- [sighs, laughs]
495
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,438
- Thank God.
Sam, cancel my appointment.
496
00:18:17,507 --> 00:18:19,773
The gummies are out, obviously,
497
00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:23,077
but I have a--another food item
498
00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:26,614
that I Cananot wait
to, uh, tell you about.
499
00:18:26,682 --> 00:18:28,048
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
500
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:31,218
♪
501
00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:34,822
- Yes?
502
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:36,390
- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mom.
503
00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,625
- Hello.
504
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,266
- We know you probably
don't wanna hear this,
505
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,334
but we--we did some digging
on Graham.
506
00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:48,469
- Uh-hmm.
507
00:18:48,538 --> 00:18:50,237
- Remember how many Fs?
508
00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:52,039
- He has a nice laugh.
509
00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:54,909
- He does have a great laugh.
510
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,577
- His legs are strong looking.
511
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,012
- He has powerful quads.
512
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,314
When he runs,
it's like two meat pistons.
513
00:19:02,151 --> 00:19:03,951
- Um, I found out that his store
514
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,053
donates a lot
to the Toronto Food Bank.
515
00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:09,323
- His credit history
is impeccable.
516
00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:11,025
- She has a private eye.
- Uh-hmm.
517
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:13,527
We brought you these.
518
00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,297
- Graham is your business,
519
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,732
but when you're ready
to spill the beans,
520
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,136
we'd love to hear.
521
00:19:22,205 --> 00:19:23,337
- No judgment.
522
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,640
- Are these from his store?
523
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,309
- No. No.
- We--because we went
524
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,743
to the store, it was--
- These are just from my house.
525
00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:30,945
- It was closed.
- It's my container.
526
00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:34,181
- Thank you.
527
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,549
It's how it should be.
528
00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:37,084
I mean,
you'd never hear me going on
529
00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:39,286
about the things
that are wrong with James or Bo.
530
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:40,588
- I'd actually love
to hear all the things
531
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,957
8wrong with James and Bo.
- Me too.
532
00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,458
- Well, come on in.
533
00:19:46,429 --> 00:19:47,895
- ASTRID: Having a family means
534
00:19:47,964 --> 00:19:49,463
having people
up in your business.
535
00:19:49,532 --> 00:19:50,664
- JAMES: Yeah.
You might sometimes
536
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:51,699
find yourself sneaking off
537
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:53,234
to, like, just be alone.
538
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:55,202
- ASTRID: But you--
you won't be alone.
539
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:57,037
They'll find you with a weid
question or a pressing need.
540
00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:58,339
- JAMES:
Or to tell you everything
541
00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,907
they know about trees.
542
00:19:59,976 --> 00:20:01,375
- ASTRID: Or to share
your secret snacks.
543
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:02,776
- JAMES: And, yeah, you may have
544
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:04,478
fewer bags
of popcorn to yourself.
545
00:20:04,547 --> 00:20:06,413
- ASTRID: Well, at least
you're not eating popcorn alone.
546
00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,282
- JAMES: Uh-hmm. To be clear,
I wanna eat popcorn alone.
547
00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,117
I do not want people
to see the way I eat popcorn.
548
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:12,353
- ASTRID: Oh, I love
the way you eat popcorn.
549
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,222
Reckless and desperate,
like Cookie Monster.
550
00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:18,392
Yeah. [laughs]
551
00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:23,530
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't knock.
552
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:27,401
- What if I really have to go
or I forget to knock?
553
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,570
- Don't forget.
- Fine.
554
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,406
- No. That's on the inside.
555
00:20:32,475 --> 00:20:33,540
You have to do that
from the outside.
556
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:34,942
Go outside, try it again.
557
00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:36,410
- Fine.
558
00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,216
[knock on door]
559
00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:43,784
- Come in.
560
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,120
Viv.
561
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,823
I'm really struggling
with this one.