1 00:00:03,947 --> 00:00:05,614 [Felix] Mom, you promised chocolate milk with lunch. 2 00:00:05,682 --> 00:00:07,716 -What? No, I didn't. -[Viv] That's a chocolate lie. 3 00:00:07,785 --> 00:00:10,185 [Astrid] Uh, okay, easy with the accusations. 4 00:00:10,254 --> 00:00:11,653 It wasn't a lie. 5 00:00:11,722 --> 00:00:12,988 I might have mentioned it in passing. 6 00:00:13,057 --> 00:00:14,723 [Felix] Ooh, I pick the cup. 7 00:00:14,792 --> 00:00:16,892 No fair. You always do. 8 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,660 They're exactly the same. Just pick one. 9 00:00:18,729 --> 00:00:20,562 But I always choose wrong. 10 00:00:20,631 --> 00:00:22,330 [Astrid] Well then pick the one you don't want. 11 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:24,132 It honestly doesn't matter. 12 00:00:24,201 --> 00:00:27,102 Kids have very strong opinions about fairness. 13 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:29,304 [James] " They have more." "I didn't get a turn." 14 00:00:29,373 --> 00:00:32,074 "Somebody keeps eating my Halloween candy." It's a constant. 15 00:00:32,142 --> 00:00:33,942 [Astrid] We should really stop eating their Halloween candy. 16 00:00:34,011 --> 00:00:35,577 [James] Never. They obsess over who gets what. 17 00:00:35,646 --> 00:00:37,612 Counting and measuring and calculating. 18 00:00:37,681 --> 00:00:40,148 [Astrid] It's like living with a tiny emotional scientist. 19 00:00:40,217 --> 00:00:42,417 Hey, Viv's is browner than mine. 20 00:00:42,486 --> 00:00:45,987 [James] Okay, let me use my secret magic skills 21 00:00:46,056 --> 00:00:49,024 to create the perfect chocolate squirt. 22 00:00:49,093 --> 00:00:50,659 Not an appetizing offer. 23 00:00:50,727 --> 00:00:52,227 -You don't like when I say chocolate squirt? -No. 24 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:53,495 Here's a chocolate squirt for you, 25 00:00:53,564 --> 00:00:55,197 and a chocolate squirt for you. 26 00:00:57,801 --> 00:00:59,234 -Voila! -[Both] Yes! 27 00:00:59,303 --> 00:01:00,836 Squirt master out. 28 00:01:00,904 --> 00:01:02,637 [Astrid] You got to keep things balanced. 29 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:04,639 I mean, if one kid gets too much or too little... 30 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:06,575 [James] It could have massive consequences later in life. 31 00:01:06,643 --> 00:01:08,743 [Astrid] It's true. My sister got to go to camp, 32 00:01:08,812 --> 00:01:11,680 which is why I became someone who hides her car keys. 33 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:13,582 Those look pretty good. 34 00:01:14,218 --> 00:01:16,184 I might do my own little chocolate squirt. 35 00:01:16,253 --> 00:01:17,652 -Chocolate squirt! -Chocolate squirt! 36 00:01:17,721 --> 00:01:19,121 -Chocolate squirt! -Chocolate squirt! 37 00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:20,789 -Chocolate squirt! -Chocolate squirt! 38 00:01:20,858 --> 00:01:22,457 I now hate chocolate. 39 00:01:22,526 --> 00:01:25,927 [theme music playing] 40 00:01:28,765 --> 00:01:31,800 Hey, can you grab another one of these duck cracker things? 41 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:33,135 I only have one. 42 00:01:33,203 --> 00:01:34,636 Oh, that was the last one. 43 00:01:34,705 --> 00:01:36,538 Uh, maybe open it and split the contents? 44 00:01:36,607 --> 00:01:38,106 There's like eight duck crackers in here. 45 00:01:38,175 --> 00:01:39,508 One kid can do without. 46 00:01:39,576 --> 00:01:41,243 Yeah. Okay, James, you chose which one. 47 00:01:41,311 --> 00:01:43,178 [Viv] Why does Felix get to play? 48 00:01:43,247 --> 00:01:45,080 Because Felix didn't spend 10 minutes telling me 49 00:01:45,149 --> 00:01:47,482 how his friend's mother buys better cereal than I do. 50 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:49,017 Come on, finish up. 51 00:01:49,086 --> 00:01:50,785 No, no, no. Back on your chair, please. 52 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:52,287 My chair is too loud. 53 00:01:52,356 --> 00:01:54,289 Can it, Goldilocks. We're late. 54 00:01:54,358 --> 00:01:56,491 I want a different breakfast. 55 00:01:57,194 --> 00:01:58,627 Viv, every day is a battle with you. 56 00:01:58,695 --> 00:02:00,462 Honestly, just be more like your brother. 57 00:02:01,064 --> 00:02:02,464 Uh, can I just tag in real quick? 58 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,565 -Be my guest. -[James] Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:03,634 --> 00:02:05,066 Hey, Wonder Girl. 60 00:02:05,135 --> 00:02:07,235 So, you and your brother are both the same. 61 00:02:07,304 --> 00:02:11,006 Of course, you know, obviously unique and individual, 62 00:02:11,074 --> 00:02:12,807 but the same in terms of value. 63 00:02:12,876 --> 00:02:14,209 -But-- -I'm full. 64 00:02:14,278 --> 00:02:16,344 Well, full of love that we have for you 65 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:18,113 and also for Felix. 66 00:02:18,182 --> 00:02:20,849 -Strong save by me. -Yeah. You crushed it. 67 00:02:20,918 --> 00:02:22,184 Good morning. 68 00:02:22,252 --> 00:02:23,652 I just saw a dead bird. 69 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,687 -How are you? -Uh, good. 70 00:02:25,756 --> 00:02:27,589 Uh, Mom, can you help Viv get dressed? 71 00:02:27,658 --> 00:02:29,357 She's not in a very proactive mood this morning. 72 00:02:29,426 --> 00:02:31,126 Okay. Uh, yeah. Just let me get my jacket off. 73 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:33,762 -Ooh. Let me help you there. -Thank you. 74 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:35,564 Are you still gonna watch the kids after school today? 75 00:02:35,632 --> 00:02:38,667 Uh, yes. I have to watch Corey, too, but... 76 00:02:38,735 --> 00:02:40,835 what the hell, right? Throw them on the pile. 77 00:02:40,904 --> 00:02:42,737 Andrew on the top of the pile, please. 78 00:02:42,806 --> 00:02:44,272 Oh, also, Mom, uh, 79 00:02:44,341 --> 00:02:46,274 Felix needs help with his math homework again, 80 00:02:46,343 --> 00:02:48,777 and Andrew's cutting a tooth, so, he might be a little cranky. 81 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,812 -Thank you. -Okay. 82 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:52,447 Nice to see you. 83 00:02:54,651 --> 00:02:55,850 Okay. 84 00:02:56,787 --> 00:02:58,753 You're right, I'm gonna split up these duck crackers. 85 00:02:58,822 --> 00:03:00,855 Yeah. This way they both get not enough. 86 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:06,795 Hey. I just want you to know that I'm gonna start trying harder at work. 87 00:03:06,863 --> 00:03:08,730 You didn't know about this meeting until I told you 88 00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:11,066 -about it one second ago in the lunchroom. -Starting now. 89 00:03:11,134 --> 00:03:13,101 Starting now. I did a little research last night and I got a little inspired. 90 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:15,937 Hmm. Did you research how to stop parking in my parking spot? 91 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:17,572 No. I was rewatching Mad Men. 92 00:03:17,641 --> 00:03:19,374 I wanna start being more like those guys. 93 00:03:19,443 --> 00:03:20,875 Oh, no, please don't. When you watched Deadwood, 94 00:03:20,944 --> 00:03:22,244 you started swearing all the time 95 00:03:22,312 --> 00:03:23,912 and lost a lot of money gambling. 96 00:03:23,981 --> 00:03:25,513 Reckon I broke even. 97 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:27,949 Packaging for Baggies Buys. 98 00:03:28,018 --> 00:03:30,218 Will it seize people by the eyeballs 99 00:03:30,287 --> 00:03:31,853 or push their faces away? 100 00:03:31,922 --> 00:03:33,321 Which is the one we want? 101 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:37,959 Oh, no. Please don't. 102 00:03:38,028 --> 00:03:40,028 Ennis, if you've left your car running again, 103 00:03:40,097 --> 00:03:41,463 just go now. 104 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:45,500 People don't eat with their mouths. 105 00:03:46,403 --> 00:03:47,802 They eat with their hearts. 106 00:03:47,871 --> 00:03:49,004 Not true. 107 00:03:49,473 --> 00:03:50,472 Just picture it. 108 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:51,973 [swallowing noise] 109 00:03:52,042 --> 00:03:53,208 See? It doesn't make any sense. 110 00:03:53,277 --> 00:03:54,843 Even if that did make sense, 111 00:03:54,911 --> 00:03:57,245 your heart would have a mouth, so it still would be 112 00:03:57,314 --> 00:03:59,648 -eating with your mouth. -Go on, Ennis. 113 00:04:02,185 --> 00:04:03,918 [marker squeaks] 114 00:04:06,156 --> 00:04:10,091 Real. Food. Real. Families. 115 00:04:13,964 --> 00:04:15,463 Clean the splatter off the walls 116 00:04:15,532 --> 00:04:17,399 because Ennis just blew our minds. 117 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:18,600 [James] Oh, dear God. 118 00:04:18,669 --> 00:04:20,302 [Marla] I see an ad campaign, 119 00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:23,204 not with models, but with real kids. 120 00:04:23,273 --> 00:04:26,074 You know, plain, unimpressive, blah, flawed children. 121 00:04:26,143 --> 00:04:27,776 James has two kids just like that. 122 00:04:27,844 --> 00:04:29,210 I have three kids 123 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,479 who are not like-- they're very impressive. 124 00:04:31,548 --> 00:04:33,148 So, not right for this. 125 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:35,717 Disagree. James, I'd like to hire your children. 126 00:04:35,786 --> 00:04:38,787 Oh, I don't think Astrid's gonna go for that. 127 00:04:38,855 --> 00:04:40,755 Well, if she won't go for it, 128 00:04:40,824 --> 00:04:43,391 make it go for her. 129 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:45,593 I could tell you're pretending to hold a cigarette. 130 00:04:47,464 --> 00:04:49,397 -I wasn't. -Huh? 131 00:04:49,466 --> 00:04:51,032 I wasn't. 132 00:04:51,802 --> 00:04:53,468 [children grunting] 133 00:04:53,537 --> 00:04:54,969 [Nisha] Okay, okay. Whoa, whoa, who, whoa. 134 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:56,304 Kids, kids, kids, 135 00:04:56,373 --> 00:04:58,039 Nanima needs to recharge a moment 136 00:04:58,108 --> 00:05:00,809 so I can attack the monster. 137 00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:03,578 Mommy's here. 138 00:05:05,882 --> 00:05:07,215 Dawn's not back yet? 139 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:08,616 She's in her room recentering before, 140 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,952 you know, reengaging. 141 00:05:11,021 --> 00:05:12,554 Hey, kids. Kids. 142 00:05:12,622 --> 00:05:15,790 I hid five huge chocolates in the basement. 143 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:17,192 Go, go, go, go, go. 144 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,827 [Viv] Whoever gets it last loses. 145 00:05:18,895 --> 00:05:20,195 [groaning] 146 00:05:20,263 --> 00:05:21,329 My little secret? 147 00:05:21,398 --> 00:05:22,797 I only hid three chocolates. 148 00:05:22,866 --> 00:05:24,265 It's a fool's errand. 149 00:05:24,334 --> 00:05:26,234 You are so good at wasting their time. 150 00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:27,936 Thank you so much. 151 00:05:28,004 --> 00:05:29,637 You only have so much bandwidth, 152 00:05:29,706 --> 00:05:31,206 and raising kids takes up a lot. 153 00:05:31,274 --> 00:05:33,208 Single parents are literally heroes. 154 00:05:33,276 --> 00:05:35,009 [James] If you're lucky, there is a partner sharing a load 155 00:05:35,078 --> 00:05:36,711 and there's some bandwidth for hanging out 156 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:38,246 and, you know, watching The Bachelor. 157 00:05:38,315 --> 00:05:40,115 [Astrid] And if there's a grandparent 158 00:05:40,183 --> 00:05:42,016 or a cool auntie helping, wow, you might even have time 159 00:05:42,085 --> 00:05:43,351 to read a book or stare at your phone for an hour. 160 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,686 Dawn is unbelievable. 161 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:46,321 She knew that you were helping us 162 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,756 and she swoops in and has you come to her place? 163 00:05:47,824 --> 00:05:49,491 Actually, that was my idea. 164 00:05:49,559 --> 00:05:51,826 They have more food and space and every streaming channel. 165 00:05:51,895 --> 00:05:53,628 So the kids were just watching TV? 166 00:05:53,697 --> 00:05:55,363 Well, would it be healthier if I let them 167 00:05:55,432 --> 00:05:57,065 beat me over the head for an hour and a half? 168 00:05:57,134 --> 00:05:59,401 An hour and a half of TV? 169 00:06:00,337 --> 00:06:02,637 [Astrid] Oh, look who's emerged from her Zen Palace. 170 00:06:02,706 --> 00:06:05,407 Hardly. Mom, I asked you to take the kids outside. 171 00:06:05,475 --> 00:06:07,442 I could barely hear my own mantra. 172 00:06:07,511 --> 00:06:10,512 You know what? It sounds like I'm not quite working out 173 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,514 as a full-time free nanny. 174 00:06:12,582 --> 00:06:14,215 So here's a solution. 175 00:06:14,284 --> 00:06:15,517 I quit. 176 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,118 Oh, God. Don't be so dramatic, Mom. 177 00:06:17,187 --> 00:06:18,820 -You'd miss Corey so much. -[Nisha] I mean it. 178 00:06:18,889 --> 00:06:21,089 I am tired and retired. 179 00:06:21,158 --> 00:06:23,258 I can't be an on-call nanny anymore. 180 00:06:23,326 --> 00:06:25,560 I want to explore the city and... 181 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:29,330 explore Graham, and brunch with my red hats. 182 00:06:29,399 --> 00:06:32,534 So, your kids are your kids now. 183 00:06:35,972 --> 00:06:38,907 [Felix] We can only find three chocolates. 184 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:47,849 What do you think, James? 185 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:49,818 Yeah. No, I like it. It's like a zoo for plants. 186 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,921 So, you admit this is as much fun for kids as go-karting? 187 00:06:52,989 --> 00:06:55,023 No. There's batting cages and hot dogs there. 188 00:06:55,091 --> 00:06:56,991 This is like a indoor hike. 189 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,093 They have quail here. 190 00:06:59,162 --> 00:07:00,695 Real quail. 191 00:07:00,764 --> 00:07:02,297 So just a question. Have you ever had a hot dog? 192 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:03,565 -They're great. -You burned her out 193 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:05,133 by pumping out so many kids, 194 00:07:05,202 --> 00:07:06,701 and now I'm stuck splitting the bill with you. 195 00:07:06,770 --> 00:07:08,536 You have one child. You'll survive. 196 00:07:08,605 --> 00:07:10,872 Please. Everyone knows the more you have, 197 00:07:10,941 --> 00:07:12,440 the easier it gets. 198 00:07:12,509 --> 00:07:13,508 Really? 199 00:07:13,577 --> 00:07:14,909 Break that down for me. 200 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:16,845 They raise themselves. 201 00:07:16,913 --> 00:07:19,581 The education and manners dilute as you trickle down. 202 00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:22,517 But by the third one, does it even matter? 203 00:07:22,586 --> 00:07:24,686 Oh, okay. You should have dozen kids then. 204 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:26,321 Things would be so simple for you. 205 00:07:26,389 --> 00:07:28,890 Anyway, we are not losing Mom. 206 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:31,092 Employment retention is my specialty. 207 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:33,695 Don't you travel the world firing people? 208 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:36,064 These are koi fish, 209 00:07:36,132 --> 00:07:38,166 but they're also being coy. 210 00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:39,667 It's a pun. 211 00:07:39,736 --> 00:07:41,135 I don't understand what you're saying. 212 00:07:41,204 --> 00:07:42,670 That's okay. You're just a kid. 213 00:07:42,739 --> 00:07:44,672 No, I'm not. I'm famous. 214 00:07:44,741 --> 00:07:47,008 My face is gonna be on ketchup bottles 215 00:07:47,077 --> 00:07:49,277 -and yours is not. -Hey, hey, hey. 216 00:07:49,346 --> 00:07:50,712 Viv, that's not nice. 217 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:51,913 I mean, you might hurt Corey's feelings. 218 00:07:51,982 --> 00:07:53,348 He could feel left out. 219 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:56,317 No, it's okay. I was on Soft Ones. 220 00:07:56,386 --> 00:07:59,120 Oh, it's a commercial for boxed croissants. 221 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:00,188 Soft Ones? 222 00:08:00,257 --> 00:08:01,689 Do you know Soft Ones? 223 00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:03,258 No. 224 00:08:03,326 --> 00:08:04,692 I assume you wanted him, 225 00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:06,060 but you knew he was too recognizable, 226 00:08:06,129 --> 00:08:07,762 you know, because of Soft Ones. 227 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:09,397 -Right. Overexposure... -Mm-hmm. 228 00:08:09,466 --> 00:08:11,766 ...from... Soft Ones. 229 00:08:11,835 --> 00:08:13,635 Come on. 230 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:14,869 Okay. 231 00:08:15,906 --> 00:08:17,639 [Photographer] That's great. That's great. 232 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,908 You're buying groceries for mom and papa, so good. 233 00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:22,710 Good kids. Now we're gonna do sad faces. 234 00:08:22,779 --> 00:08:24,178 Yeah, that's it. 235 00:08:24,247 --> 00:08:25,413 Now, sniff the bag. 236 00:08:25,482 --> 00:08:27,549 So fresh. That's it. That's it. 237 00:08:27,617 --> 00:08:29,284 Yay. Happy. 238 00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:30,885 Now sad. 239 00:08:30,954 --> 00:08:32,854 What a pro. 240 00:08:32,923 --> 00:08:35,323 It seems like a lot of direction. 241 00:08:35,392 --> 00:08:37,091 You love that gourd, right? 242 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,793 We're selling peace of mind here, James. 243 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,361 We're not selling food. 244 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:42,030 And these kids just aren't giving it to us. 245 00:08:42,098 --> 00:08:43,398 I can tell that's iced tea. 246 00:08:43,466 --> 00:08:45,033 No, it isn't. Shut up. 247 00:08:45,101 --> 00:08:46,834 Ennis is right. I'm not feeling it. 248 00:08:46,903 --> 00:08:48,803 It's too... 249 00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:50,371 juvenile. 250 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,240 Well, maybe that's because they're, you know, kids. 251 00:08:52,309 --> 00:08:55,610 Hey, right now, they're not kids. They are employees. 252 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:57,312 [Photographer] And cookie break. 253 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,913 Yes! 254 00:08:58,982 --> 00:09:00,682 [Photographer] We're getting a lot of great stuff 255 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:02,417 -from the older boy. -Agreed. 256 00:09:02,485 --> 00:09:05,086 Cut the little girl and dump the baby. 257 00:09:05,155 --> 00:09:06,487 What? No, no, no. They're all great. 258 00:09:06,556 --> 00:09:07,956 They're all great. You can't fire 259 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:09,324 -a five-year-old girl. -Why? 260 00:09:09,392 --> 00:09:10,992 Just tell her it's nothing personal. 261 00:09:11,061 --> 00:09:12,627 Tell her you'd take her out for ice cream. 262 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:14,429 Tell her to forget the whole thing ever happened. 263 00:09:14,497 --> 00:09:16,331 -Move on. -[Viv] We're the best actors. 264 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:17,765 Right, Felix? 265 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,534 Tied for first. 266 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:27,842 [James sighs] 267 00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:29,577 Whose turn is it to do bed tonight? 268 00:09:29,646 --> 00:09:32,080 [Viv] I'm not happy. 269 00:09:32,148 --> 00:09:33,381 Yours. 270 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:35,249 [Viv] Nothing good happens to me. 271 00:09:35,318 --> 00:09:38,453 Felix gets to be an actor, and you're always with Morris. 272 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:40,455 -Okay. -Viv, his name is Andrew. 273 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:42,857 You name someone once, and then it just kind of sticks. 274 00:09:42,926 --> 00:09:44,926 Okay. Well, I see you're drawing your feelings. 275 00:09:44,995 --> 00:09:47,528 I think that's really good. Can I see how upset you are? 276 00:09:48,598 --> 00:09:50,198 -Okay. -Ooh. 277 00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:52,200 Let's just take a look at... 278 00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:54,569 the, uh... 279 00:09:54,638 --> 00:09:56,571 -A flower. -Mm-hmm. 280 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,473 -A flower. -You know, honey, 281 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,675 people have wins and losses on different days of their life 282 00:10:00,744 --> 00:10:02,443 and today feels kinda bit of a win, 283 00:10:02,512 --> 00:10:05,013 but this picture right here, this flower, that-- 284 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:07,115 -Are you kidding? -That's the real win. 285 00:10:07,183 --> 00:10:09,217 -[Astrid] Incredible. -You like it? 286 00:10:09,285 --> 00:10:11,152 -Oh, like it? -Like-- 287 00:10:11,221 --> 00:10:13,755 Go pick a magnet because this is fridge material, little missy. 288 00:10:13,823 --> 00:10:15,223 [James] Mmm! 289 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:18,159 -Killed it. -[Felix] I did one, too. 290 00:10:19,996 --> 00:10:21,396 Is it good? 291 00:10:23,867 --> 00:10:25,533 -Oh, my God. That-- -That's beautiful. 292 00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:27,201 Excellent job. Stunning. 293 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,403 Argh! 294 00:10:30,407 --> 00:10:32,206 [Felix] Maybe I should give this one to Nanima 295 00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:34,242 so she can remember me. 296 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,277 Nanima didn't quit being your grandmother, she quit being helpful. 297 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:38,846 Remember when she always used to hide chocolates for us? 298 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:41,549 -Yeah, that was yesterday, buddy. -Yeah. I do remember that. 299 00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:43,718 That's the reason why your sister stayed up till 11:00. 300 00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:45,086 [Viv] Ugh! 301 00:10:49,893 --> 00:10:50,858 I'm here. 302 00:10:50,927 --> 00:10:52,193 So am I. 303 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:54,028 Where's my little George Clooney? 304 00:10:54,097 --> 00:10:56,964 I always said Felix had a face that could move product. 305 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,834 I brought a treat to say how proud I am of him. 306 00:10:59,903 --> 00:11:01,569 Did you bring something for Viv, too? 307 00:11:01,638 --> 00:11:03,237 Yes, of course. Always got to keep things 308 00:11:03,306 --> 00:11:05,073 equal with the kids. Otherwise, the inmates 309 00:11:05,141 --> 00:11:06,607 can turn on the guards. 310 00:11:06,676 --> 00:11:07,942 So, you came here to bring them chocolate? 311 00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:09,143 Dawn invited me. 312 00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:10,578 [Astrid] What? 313 00:11:12,182 --> 00:11:14,148 Please have a seat. 314 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,517 Both of you. [Clears throat] 315 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:19,153 Now, it's been brought to our attention 316 00:11:19,222 --> 00:11:21,456 that you have some concerns about the work environment. 317 00:11:21,524 --> 00:11:22,990 She brought it to our attention. 318 00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:24,926 [Dawn] And we do thank her for that. 319 00:11:25,562 --> 00:11:26,961 Thank you, Mother. 320 00:11:27,564 --> 00:11:29,864 -Thanks, Mom. -I didn't have concerns. 321 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,532 I just don't wanna do it anymore. 322 00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:33,034 And we hear you. And we think 323 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,336 we have a way forward. You have been cooking, 324 00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:37,505 cleaning, helping with homework... 325 00:11:37,574 --> 00:11:40,708 Giving advice, commenting on how messy things are. 326 00:11:40,777 --> 00:11:43,177 When your duty should only be childcare. 327 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:44,479 Nothing more. 328 00:11:44,547 --> 00:11:46,380 I love spending time with the kiddos. 329 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:49,584 -They're pretty great. -I knew we could resolve this. 330 00:11:49,652 --> 00:11:51,119 But the word "duties" 331 00:11:51,187 --> 00:11:53,221 pretty much sums up the problem for me. 332 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,790 -Okay. What about just Corey? -Dawn. 333 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,993 Mom, where are you going? 334 00:11:59,062 --> 00:12:00,728 I'm taking Graham to see Cavalia . 335 00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:02,630 It's a theatrical presentation 336 00:12:02,699 --> 00:12:05,333 featuring 70 horses in costumes. 337 00:12:05,401 --> 00:12:07,935 You two can fend for yourselves. 338 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:15,543 Something different about you, Ennis. 339 00:12:16,346 --> 00:12:18,880 It's like you're still you, but now... 340 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:22,683 I value your opinion. 341 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:26,721 Success comes from standing out. Not fitting in. 342 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,956 Hey. Uh, so... 343 00:12:29,893 --> 00:12:31,559 this is a family-centric company, right? 344 00:12:31,628 --> 00:12:34,362 Oh, yes. The entire board is related to Mr. Gero 345 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,763 but I'm gonna find my way in. 346 00:12:35,832 --> 00:12:38,132 Maybe a strategic marriage. [Laughing] 347 00:12:38,201 --> 00:12:40,434 And this is a family-centric ad campaign, 348 00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:42,937 so one kid is not enough, 349 00:12:43,006 --> 00:12:44,438 we need to have Viv back in it. 350 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,240 We tried Viv, James. She's a total flop 351 00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:48,176 -from the Planet Meh. -That's what you said you want. 352 00:12:48,244 --> 00:12:49,977 Also, she is not a flop from the-- 353 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,480 can you just look at some pictures? 354 00:12:52,549 --> 00:12:54,649 Just look at some pictures real quick. 355 00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,284 Here she is. Look at this picture. 356 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,653 Here she is having dessert. 357 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:00,221 Oh, my goodness. 358 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,256 Look at this guy. Halloween, she's so happy. 359 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,392 She's selling Halloween here. 360 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,227 Look at this on a carousel. 361 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,862 I don't know about you, but this makes me wanna 362 00:13:07,931 --> 00:13:09,430 get on a horse and go round and round. 363 00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:11,098 Not bad. Yes. 364 00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,467 She's a lot more interesting than she was yesterday. 365 00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,470 Success comes from standing out. 366 00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:18,239 Not fitting in. 367 00:13:19,108 --> 00:13:20,274 Done. 368 00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:22,043 Girl's back in. Good call, Ennis. 369 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:23,945 Not Ennis' idea, but it's great. 370 00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:25,146 Little boy's out. 371 00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,081 No. The little boy stays. 372 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:28,683 Felix stays in. 373 00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,751 James, I can't take this back and forth anymore. 374 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:32,653 It's your call. Solution, 375 00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:35,156 the boy or the girl, just pick your favorite. 376 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:36,390 Oh, but not both. 377 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,060 It's a shame we couldn't keep the baby. 378 00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:42,797 I have a vision of the brand growing with the child. 379 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:44,131 Diapers, 380 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,033 fruit leather, alcohol, 381 00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:47,468 back to diapers. 382 00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:49,270 Incredible. 383 00:13:55,311 --> 00:13:56,544 [door closes] 384 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:59,046 Hi. 385 00:13:59,115 --> 00:14:00,414 -Hear me out. -Mm-hmm. 386 00:14:00,483 --> 00:14:02,617 Give away all Felix and Viv's toys, 387 00:14:02,685 --> 00:14:04,118 and raise Andrew as a minimalist. 388 00:14:04,187 --> 00:14:05,753 He has 15 pacifiers. I think he's accustomed 389 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,688 to a certain lifestyle. Hello. 390 00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:09,924 Is Viv back in the picture? 391 00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:12,627 [groaning] Marla told me I had to choose my favorite, 392 00:14:12,695 --> 00:14:15,329 so they're both out. I told her neither of them. 393 00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:16,898 You can't take something away from Felix 394 00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:18,399 because it hurts Viv's feelings. 395 00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,401 -She's got to figure it out. -[groaning] 396 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,403 [Viv] I was playing with it first. 397 00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:23,938 I was here before you. 398 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:25,306 I get things first. 399 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:26,440 I hate you. 400 00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:28,075 [James] Hey. No, you don't. 401 00:14:30,313 --> 00:14:33,247 Well, of course, we have to help them figure it out. 402 00:14:39,822 --> 00:14:42,089 I'm just gonna tell Felix that the photographer has a tapeworm. 403 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:45,026 It's scary and he doesn't know what that is. 404 00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,361 Why don't you just say he's not feeling well? 405 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,430 Why does it have to be a parasitic worm 406 00:14:49,499 --> 00:14:50,965 eating his guts? 407 00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:53,834 I've never seen them talk to each other like that. 408 00:14:53,903 --> 00:14:55,670 Siblings fight. 409 00:14:55,738 --> 00:14:57,405 I told my sister I hate her hundreds of times, 410 00:14:57,473 --> 00:14:58,806 thousands even. 411 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,274 I told her I wish she was never born, 412 00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,376 that she was a mistake. I once told her 413 00:15:02,445 --> 00:15:04,445 that my mom told me to please ask her 414 00:15:04,514 --> 00:15:05,680 to run away from home. 415 00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:08,015 Just last week, I stole her jewelry. 416 00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:09,784 Just what siblings do. 417 00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:14,188 Don't make this about me. This is about you. 418 00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,890 My brother and I weren't close growing up 419 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,625 because I was the favorite. 420 00:15:17,694 --> 00:15:20,161 That's because you're amazing, charming, so handsome. 421 00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,730 Thank you. But he resented me... 422 00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:24,332 and then I felt guilty, 423 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,933 and then it festered, and we had one blowup, 424 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:27,501 and now we barely speak. 425 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:29,203 I know it's hard, 426 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:30,805 but these guys are close. 427 00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:33,140 -It's just a blip. -[groaning] 428 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:36,410 But our house is full of love, my love. 429 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,779 We can't control how they feel. 430 00:15:39,582 --> 00:15:42,116 And Viv is strong, she can handle her emotions. 431 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,486 Be cool, she's coming. Shh. 432 00:15:47,223 --> 00:15:48,456 I need a snack. 433 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:49,924 I'll be waiting outside 434 00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:52,526 where no one wants to take my picture. 435 00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,333 -[whining] -It's okay. 436 00:15:59,402 --> 00:16:00,968 She'll move back in when she calms down 437 00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:02,870 or if she's a bee. 438 00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:07,141 [Ennis] I'm glad you do think it's great. 439 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,676 -[Marla] It's wonderful. -[Ennis] Because it is. 440 00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:10,311 -[Marla] It's gonna be fine. -Hey. 441 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,213 I know I said Felix is out but now he's back in. 442 00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:13,447 He's over his tapeworm? 443 00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:14,982 Oh, no, I lied about that. 444 00:16:15,051 --> 00:16:16,550 [Ennis] It doesn't matter. 445 00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:18,386 We've got a new campaign, 446 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:20,488 one that doesn't rely on kids. 447 00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:25,092 What am I looking at? 448 00:16:25,161 --> 00:16:27,762 We are giving Baggy a baggy family. 449 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:29,397 [Ennis] We've got two baggy parents 450 00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:31,365 that are carrying their kids like bags. 451 00:16:31,434 --> 00:16:33,367 But they've also got bags of groceries 452 00:16:33,436 --> 00:16:34,869 that they bought at Gero's. 453 00:16:34,937 --> 00:16:36,470 Which are the bags and which are the kids? 454 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:38,039 They're all bags. That's the point. 455 00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:39,573 Don't you think it's confusing that this bag 456 00:16:39,642 --> 00:16:41,375 is holding a bag of groceries in one hand 457 00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,044 and his child who is a bag of groceries in the other hand? 458 00:16:43,112 --> 00:16:44,745 You ever have pockets and they get full? 459 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,147 You can't carry all your groceries in your pockets. 460 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,681 These are just like pockets. 461 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:48,983 What's this child bag of groceries holding? 462 00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:50,484 Another mini--is this 463 00:16:50,553 --> 00:16:52,319 -a baby bag of groceries? -It's a toy bag. 464 00:16:52,388 --> 00:16:54,055 He wants to be like mom and dad so he's play-grocery. 465 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:56,223 So, this is a toy version of his mom and dad? 466 00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,992 Exactly, which was a great idea, Marla. 467 00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,660 -I love that idea. -That's also holding groceries? 468 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,295 Yes, it is. It's also holding groceries. 469 00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:02,863 You're answering all your own questions. 470 00:17:02,932 --> 00:17:05,099 I don't understand how a grocery bag 471 00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:08,235 could carry groceries inside its own body 472 00:17:08,304 --> 00:17:10,638 when he's also receiving grocery bags 473 00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,606 -at the grocery store. -And that's what bags do, 474 00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,208 -they hold groceries. -They went to the store 475 00:17:14,277 --> 00:17:15,709 and they, what, they picked up groceries, 476 00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:17,645 -put them in themselves... -Yes. 477 00:17:17,713 --> 00:17:19,680 -...then also put groceries in bags... 478 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:21,515 -[Ennis] Bags. -...that are not sentient bags. 479 00:17:21,584 --> 00:17:23,250 [Ennis] Not themselves. No. You're overthinking. 480 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,819 You're underthinking it. This bag of groceries 481 00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:26,921 has another bag of groceries inside. 482 00:17:26,989 --> 00:17:28,222 She's pregnant. 483 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,992 It is a good, strong logo. I love it. 484 00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:35,563 We are presenting it tomorrow and that is final. 485 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:45,806 You ready to surprise everybody at work 486 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,242 with how distracting you are? 487 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:49,743 Yeah? 488 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:52,746 Hi. 489 00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:54,115 Hello. 490 00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:58,619 How was the, uh, horse-show... play? Musical? 491 00:17:58,688 --> 00:18:00,621 Wonderful. For the most part. 492 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,224 It's hard to know for sure if there were really 70 horses. 493 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,593 I mean, they're moving way too fast to count 494 00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:07,928 and they're all zipping around this way and that but... 495 00:18:08,564 --> 00:18:10,831 Is there a story to this show? 496 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,967 I think one of the horses was king. 497 00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:14,668 I mean, it was very beautiful, 498 00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:17,571 you know, if you like horses. 499 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,140 You don't like horses? 500 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,609 I like trying new things 501 00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:26,080 and I love my little Andrew. 502 00:18:26,949 --> 00:18:29,250 Aww. I can keep him today? 503 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,153 That would be amazing. 504 00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:34,822 If I want beautiful drawings like the one Felix made, 505 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:36,690 I have to put in the time. 506 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,692 Mom, the kids love you. 507 00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:41,529 We may have taken you for granted. 508 00:18:41,597 --> 00:18:42,963 You think? 509 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:45,432 I didn't have help with you, girls. 510 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,434 My parents were far away and, what, 511 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:48,869 your dad was useless, 512 00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:51,172 so I wanted you to both have help. 513 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,307 But it can't be my full-time job. 514 00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:55,776 What are your part-time hours like? 515 00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,781 So, they're not doing the campaign? 516 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,983 They're going in a different direction. 517 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:04,451 What does that mean? 518 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,120 Did they find someone better than me? 519 00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:07,821 Oh, no, no, no, buddy. That's the good news. 520 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,723 They're replacing you with a pile of bags. 521 00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:14,929 Yeah. I wouldn't trade you for a million bags, 522 00:19:14,997 --> 00:19:16,964 not even the fancy ones. 523 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:19,967 [Viv] I don't hate you, Felix. I hate the bags now. 524 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:21,569 Felix] Thanks, Viv. You, too. 525 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:23,270 How you doing? You okay, buddy? 526 00:19:23,339 --> 00:19:25,506 Can I play VR at Ab's house this weekend? 527 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:27,341 -Totally over it. -Yes. 528 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:29,310 You can put your entire face into a video game all weekend. 529 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:30,477 -Wooh 530 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:31,512 -Can I go, too? 531 00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:33,547 -No. -Okay. 532 00:19:33,616 --> 00:19:35,749 [James] It's basically impossible to treat your kids equally. 533 00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,785 [Astrid] They're different people. One will need more help 534 00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:39,653 - with math. -And one will need more reminders 535 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:41,355 not to pick their nose and wipe it on the table. 536 00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:43,290 [Astrid] And sure, maybe they'll resent 537 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,359 how one summer their older sister got to go up to camp 538 00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:47,261 while they had to help get the skunk smell out of the house. 539 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,663 [James] They'll eventually get over it, right? 540 00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:51,098 -[Astrid] Sure. - [James] You can go nuts trying to make sure 541 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:52,666 everything is totally fair. 542 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:54,435 [Astrid] But if each of your kids 543 00:19:54,503 --> 00:19:56,103 thinks one or the others is the favorite, 544 00:19:56,172 --> 00:19:58,539 -you're doing a good job. -[Felix] Oh no. 545 00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:04,645 We're selling family. 546 00:20:04,714 --> 00:20:07,448 And so we present the baggy family. 547 00:20:07,516 --> 00:20:08,949 And the mom baggy, 548 00:20:09,018 --> 00:20:11,185 the dad baggy made all the little baby baggies. 549 00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:14,288 Well, actually, the bag maker still made all the bags. 550 00:20:14,357 --> 00:20:16,724 "The Bag Maker" sounds vaguely religious to me. 551 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,359 Well, there's no God in the bag world. 552 00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:20,127 Hard to say there's no God, specifically. 553 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,930 Anyway, as I was saying, each bag contains food 554 00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:25,366 and also carries bags with more food. 555 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,167 It's straightforward 556 00:20:27,236 --> 00:20:29,436 and we don't have to figure out if the bags eat, right? 557 00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:31,005 But if the bags did eat-- 558 00:20:31,073 --> 00:20:32,806 Well, we don't need to figure it out. 559 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,475 -It's not gonna come up. -But if the bags did eat... 560 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,043 -Not gonna come up. -...we could tell the food 561 00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:37,878 they ate from the food they were holding, 562 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,680 wouldn't be all mushed up and gross and digested either. 563 00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:41,415 Not every puzzle needs to be solved, you know. 564 00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:42,950 And eventually, the food would just disappear. 565 00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:45,019 It would not, you know, you know. 566 00:20:45,087 --> 00:20:46,320 Nope. 567 00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:48,188 Any questions?