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- Daddy,
don't forget the popsicles.
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- We were supposed
to bring popsicles?
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You are not my child.
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- Before kids, you have
a strong sense of identity
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based on, you know,
your hobbies and interests.
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- ASTRID:
The bands you like or your job.
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- JAMES: But as you
focus on raising kids,
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it feels like
you become more generic.
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- ASTRID: People see you
as just another mom or dad.
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Mrs. Jellinek wrote
an entire recipe book?
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This is so elaborate.
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This kid made enchiladas?
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- VIV: That's Gerardo.
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He stepped on my shoe
but he wants to get married.
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- Just tell Gerardo
to slow his roll.
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You hope some
part of your identity
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lives on through your kids,
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your ethnic and cultural
heritage for example,
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but even that can get lost.
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All these recipes
are so traditional.
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And we made
Rice Krispie Treats.
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Viv?
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- What?
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- Why does
it say you're Indigenous,
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you're part Indian.
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- VIV: We don't use
that word anymore.
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- We are Indian.
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- You're not
supposed to say that.
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- Hey, Felix, great game.
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- Hey, what do you say, Felix?
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- Thanks, coach.
- Yeah.
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You know, I'm really--I'm really
surprised we beat Green
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because, you know,
they're a lot better than Red.
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Well, they didn't have Felix.
He's our secret weapon.
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Yeah. Secret weapons, they run
in our family.
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I was pretty good.
My dad was a homerun king
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and Mom, very athletic.
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Felix's mom, not my dad's mom.
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But she can jump really high.
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- Dad.
- Yeah.
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You know, we have
the same batting stance.
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He knows it's all in the legs.
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It goes like this.
- Okay.
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See you next game, slugger.
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- Yeah, yeah. We'll see you.
We'll be there.
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Hey, what do you think about
Berney bats for us
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and just call each other that
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like, like Joey Bats, you know.
How's that sound?
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- FELIX: Dad?
- JAMES: Uh-hmm?
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When is baseball over?
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What? What do you mean
when's baseball over?
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- Season just started, pal.
- My tummy hurt the whole game.
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- You get two homeruns
on a bad tummy,
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that's like the Jordan flu game.
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Hey.
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You know, I had a bad tummy too
before games sometimes,
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you know what really helped?
- Not playing?
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- Something more delicious.
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- Ice cream!
- Yeah! Small scoop though.
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Sensitive gut
also runs in the family.
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Let's go, buddy!
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- All right. What are
we reading tonight, huh?
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Something with a real story,
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something that's not
about a licensed toy?
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- Read my cookbook!
- Ah, your cookbook. Yes.
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I've been meaning to talk to you
about your cookbook.
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- I'm in a real book,
like Barbie.
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- Or like a scientist.
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Okay.
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So I'm part Indian, which again,
is different than Indigenous.
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And because I'm part Indian,
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that means
that you're part Indian too.
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People from India are Indian.
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- Dad is Indian?
- ASTRID: No, not Daddy,
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but Felix
and, and Dawn auntie and Corey.
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- Uncle Bo's
a citizen of the world.
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- Yeah.
Uncle Bo's also from Winnipeg.
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- And I'm from India.
- ASTRID: Well, you're not
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from India exactly.
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Nanima was born in England,
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but her parents
were born in India.
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And you and me are part Indian.
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- I thought we were Canadian.
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- ASTRID: Yeah, we are.
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It also is important
where your family lived.
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So if Charlotte
from Karate lived in India,
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she would be Indian too?
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- Charlotte from Karate lived
in India for like 10 years,
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and then did a lot of paperwork.
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She could technically
become a citizen, I guess.
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But being Indian is...
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not skin color.
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- If you like spicy food?
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- Sure. Yes. Yup.
Let's go with that. That one.
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So a quick recap,
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you are English, Scottish,
and East Indian, and Canadian.
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- And I'm a cat named Ocean.
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- Indian Ocean?
- VIV: No.
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- So the ethnicity talk
went well?
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- I confused us both so much.
Viv forgot she was even human.
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- Uh-hmm.
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- ASTRID: What's that for?
- Felix.
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Our big guy is carrying
the whole team on his shoulders
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and it's upsetting his tum-tum.
- Yeah.
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He barely even
touched his dinner, poor guy.
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- Pre-game jitters
runs in the family.
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All elite athletes get them.
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- Do all elite athletes
also get knee pain from driving?
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- We are both
sensitive stomached athletes.
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It happens all the time.
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Cowboy Cerrone,
he puked before every big fight.
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Glenn Hall,
notorious pre-game vomiter,
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and Bill Russell the goat,
he hurled before every big game.
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- But those people
are paid to puke.
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Felix is supposed
to be doing this for fun.
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- And throwing up
makes room for all the fun.
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- Don't say that to our kids.
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- MS. JELLINEK: Out you go, Viv.
Sorry you had to wait.
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Took her a while
to find her coat.
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- Yeah, that's not her coat,
or her shoes.
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- Oh no.
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Viv, go find your things.
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She does that sometimes.
- It's cool.
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Some of the stuff
she brings home is pretty nice.
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- She also pretends
to feed sandwiches
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to her shoes sometimes.
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As long as no one's eating glue,
I feel pretty good.
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- Yeah, totally.
She's, she's also really cool
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and smart,
and strong, right?
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- She's great.
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- Love the class recipe book,
by the way.
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I just had one small issue.
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- Sometimes an eggplant emoji
just means eggplant, you know?
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- No.
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I think--I think Viv told you
that she was Indigenous.
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She's not.
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I just--I would hate
for anyone to be offended.
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So if you wouldn't mind,
reprinting Viv's page--
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- Can I be real with you?
I paid for the printing myself.
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Crazy, I know,
but we are severely underfunded.
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Did you get
my email about donating pencils
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and spare Kleenex?
- It's just one page.
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- Exactly.
Parents are only gonna read
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their own kid's page, right?
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You probably can't even name
another recipe from the book.
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- Well, the pasta puttanesca
really stood out.
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That's Italian
for pasta of the prostitutes.
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- Yeah.
- Look, maybe we just remove
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Viv's page from the book.
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- What?
- ASTRID: Hey,
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nice coat. It's a keeper.
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- I wanna be in the book.
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- All right. New plan.
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If I pay for the printing,
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can you make sure that gets to
all the other parents? Please?
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- Can you sweeten the deal
with, say, some Kleenex?
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- Yes.
We failed you as a society.
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- Hmm.
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- ASTRID: Is it
gonna be much longer, Dawn?
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- DAWN: Not much,
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but it's important
to prepare sushi properly.
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I heard about a man
who developed an infection
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from eating tainted sushi
and had his arm amputated.
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- I'm gonna eat my own arm.
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- COREY: Knowing the history
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feeds the stomach and the mind.
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- Speaking
of super authentic meals,
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I was actually thinking
that I should teach the kids
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one of our traditional
family recipes.
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- Rice Krispie Treats?
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They were your favorite.
The secret's the Rice Krispies.
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- No. I was thinking
chana bhaturas.
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- NISHA: And smell up
the house with frying?
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Just order from Little India.
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Hey, Viv, dining room.
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- Okay.
- BO: Yo. I help Corey
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with his cooking videos.
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I can teach you
to make a mean aloo gobi.
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- Nope.
- Big no.
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How are we supposed
to pass on traditions
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if we don't know what they are?
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- Oh, please.
Soon, everybody will intermarry
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and everyone
will be the same shade of tan
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and everyone
will eat nutrition pills.
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- That sounds terrible.
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Except for the pills part,
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I would literally
eat anything right now.
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- I mean it.
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Look at us.
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Hey, that's a family tradition.
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White husbands.
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- Am I a fetish?
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- Don't you feel like
we're dropping the ball
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on our heritage?
- Your name is Astrid
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from Scandinavia.
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I'm named after
Tony Orlando's backup singers.
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We're not the ones
who dropped the ball.
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- Well, you know what?
I--I'm picking the ball back up.
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I'm going to teach Viv
how to make chana bhaturas
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and other important things.
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- Hey, Felix.
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When is your baseball
game tomorrow?
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- Baseball's boring.
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- No. Wait, wait.
What do you mean?
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We're, we're having
such a great time together,
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and you're so good at it.
He's amazing.
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- Fine.
Let's go to stupid baseball.
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- It's tomorrow, pal.
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Stupid baseball is tomorrow.
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and because
you're legally obligated.
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But there's
no law that makes kids
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eat the food that you serve,
so a lot of it gets wasted.
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- JAMES: There's so much
science about which foods
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have what nutrients, but you
can make a whole food pyramid
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of the stuff, they won't eat.
- ASTRID: Oh, God.
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Food that touched on the plae
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and uneaten snacks
from school lunches.
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Stuff that was too hot,
or too green, or too mushy.
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- JAMES: Stuff they didn't eat,
but we saved them
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to eat later but then forgot
about and it went bad,
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and that one's our fault.
- ASTRID: Yeah.
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You make chicken tenders
and fries
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three nights a week
because they love it.
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JAMES: Nope. Viv hates that.
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- NISHA: You're missing
Corey's talent show.
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- I know. Uh
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Mom, I was serious
about making the chanas.
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Can I have the recipe?
- There's no recipe.
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I can tell you the ingredients
and how to cook it.
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- That's literally
what a recipe is.
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- Yeah. But no, no,
it won't be right.
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I don't know measurements,
you taste as you go.
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Why don't you
come over with the kids?
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We'll spend the day
together cooking and,
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and Corey can turn it
into one of his videos.
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- No, God. No, no, no.
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I didn't want it
to be this big thing.
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I just want it to be
this very special intimate,
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passing down
family wisdom moment
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that Viv can look back
on years from now and think,
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"God, she was a good mom.
What a good mom."
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- Do you have any of those
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what a great mom
memories with me?
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- Uh-hmm.
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Recipe, please.
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- Bitoo , Indian-cooking
is all about instinct.
247
00:09:19,502 --> 00:09:21,636
- I'm Indian. I have instincts.
248
00:09:24,107 --> 00:09:25,673
Overshot the wasabi.
249
00:09:26,476 --> 00:09:27,976
Oh, my brain!
250
00:09:29,212 --> 00:09:30,211
- Yeah.
251
00:09:31,181 --> 00:09:32,647
- Look at that aim.
252
00:09:32,716 --> 00:09:33,881
Heads up.
253
00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:37,952
- Do I have to play baseball?
254
00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:39,454
- No, you don't have
to play baseball.
255
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:41,122
I just thought
maybe you wanna play catch,
256
00:09:41,191 --> 00:09:42,390
but only if you want.
257
00:09:42,459 --> 00:09:43,925
- Okay.
258
00:09:43,994 --> 00:09:45,960
- Okay. Actually, I don't know
if I can play baseball
259
00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:48,029
because I have a little crink in
my back and it's bothering me.
260
00:09:48,098 --> 00:09:49,464
Wait.
261
00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:52,400
What? What's that?
Heads up.
262
00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:54,602
So Felix Berney.
263
00:09:55,705 --> 00:09:57,805
Fans wanna know.
Baseball.
264
00:09:57,874 --> 00:10:00,441
Do you hate it,
and is it your dad's fault?
265
00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:03,645
- I don't hate baseball.
- Yes, it's fun, right?
266
00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:05,279
- I guess. It's just...
267
00:10:05,348 --> 00:10:07,115
Sometimes
I wanna do other things.
268
00:10:07,183 --> 00:10:09,584
- Right.
Like how Dennis Rodman
269
00:10:09,653 --> 00:10:12,086
would wrestle for the WWE
just for a change of pace.
270
00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:13,588
- Who did what?
271
00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:16,457
- Sands of Time,
272
00:10:16,526 --> 00:10:18,559
buried a lot
of unique treasures.
273
00:10:20,063 --> 00:10:21,396
My point is,
I don't wanna force you
274
00:10:21,464 --> 00:10:22,930
to do something
you don't wanna do,
275
00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:25,033
but also I don't want you
to give up something
276
00:10:25,101 --> 00:10:27,101
that might give you
years of pleasure
277
00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:29,270
just because you're like
a little bored of it.
278
00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:32,674
Oh, my God.
279
00:10:32,742 --> 00:10:34,175
Did you see that?
That curve.
280
00:10:34,244 --> 00:10:36,444
- Curve dance.
- JAMES: Yeah. There we go.
281
00:10:36,513 --> 00:10:37,879
Now we're having fun.
282
00:10:37,947 --> 00:10:39,781
Okay, high heater coming in.
283
00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:42,817
Felix?
284
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:50,892
- Do they sell freezies?
285
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,593
What's all this weird stuff?
286
00:10:52,662 --> 00:10:55,263
- It's not weird, sweetie,
it's Indian.
287
00:11:03,273 --> 00:11:04,505
Excuse me.
Can you help me?
288
00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:06,774
I'm looking for ground cilantro.
289
00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:08,142
Oh, wait,
that's not the right word.
290
00:11:08,211 --> 00:11:10,378
It's not coriander.
291
00:11:10,447 --> 00:11:12,413
Tip of my tongue.
292
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:13,715
Dhaniya.
293
00:11:13,783 --> 00:11:15,249
Ground dhaniya,
where can I find that?
294
00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:17,118
I don't know. I don't work here.
295
00:11:17,187 --> 00:11:18,853
- I'm sorry. I just thought--
296
00:11:18,922 --> 00:11:20,621
I know what you thought.
297
00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:28,162
- I wasn't being racist.
I was just being stupid.
298
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:31,833
Like wearing a red vest
at a store you don't work at.
299
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:36,003
Oh, what you get there,
my little bitoo?
300
00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,806
Something for Nana G?
301
00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,842
- Can I buy these big chips?
302
00:11:46,783 --> 00:11:49,217
Meow. Meow.
303
00:11:49,285 --> 00:11:52,453
- Excuse me.
Where's the international aisle?
304
00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,921
Next one over?
305
00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,189
- You work here, right?
306
00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:56,724
- Yeah.
307
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,026
- ASTRID: Yeah. Some people
are just vest people.
308
00:12:00,296 --> 00:12:05,099
So do they have ground dhaniya,
cori--cilantro?
309
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:07,001
Damn it. Is it all over there?
310
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,403
All spices
are in the international aisle,
311
00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:11,005
except for these.
312
00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:13,508
- ASTRID: Salt, pepper,
and everything
313
00:12:13,576 --> 00:12:15,510
bagel seasoning.
Yup. That tracks.
314
00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:20,248
All right, Kitty.
Let's travel abroad.
315
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:30,825
- Hey.
- Hi.
316
00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:32,293
- I thought you were going
to an Indian grocery store?
317
00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:34,128
- Yeah, I did.
- Well,
318
00:12:34,197 --> 00:12:36,731
but this is from Gero's.
- Doy, James?
319
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,200
I got this stuff from Gero's
because we're a Gero's family.
320
00:12:39,269 --> 00:12:40,535
- Hey.
I thought we talked about this.
321
00:12:40,603 --> 00:12:42,804
The doys are for others.
322
00:12:42,872 --> 00:12:45,173
Where's Viv?
- She's using the litter box.
323
00:12:45,241 --> 00:12:48,242
- You know,
I am respecting her commitment.
324
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:49,944
- I know.
- Well, well, how do we--
325
00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:51,546
what can--how can I help?
Where--what--how I--
326
00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:52,947
I don't know.
327
00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:54,782
- I think what I'll do
is just access
328
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:56,984
the deep well of information
from my ancestors
329
00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:59,320
from around the world.
330
00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:01,455
- Google. I see.
- Google.
331
00:13:01,524 --> 00:13:03,691
- You know what?
I hear is an excellent resource.
332
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,259
Delicious Corey's kitchen.
333
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,428
- Let's do that. Yeah
- Uh-huh.
334
00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,698
- Today, me and daddy
335
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:13,501
are gonna make
authentic Indian aloo gobi.
336
00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,269
- Namaste, Corey.
- Namaste, Daddy.
337
00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:17,138
- I hate it. No.
- Sorry. So sorry. My bad.
338
00:13:17,207 --> 00:13:18,372
- I think
I'm just gonna wing it.
339
00:13:18,441 --> 00:13:19,907
- Yeah.
- Me, Viv,
340
00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:22,210
our Indian instincts
making chana bhaturas.
341
00:13:22,278 --> 00:13:24,045
- And I'm gonna follow
my instincts
342
00:13:24,113 --> 00:13:25,947
by having the phone tell me
the directions to Felix's game.
343
00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,882
I believe in you.
- Nah you.
344
00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,654
- NISHA: Hello?
- Hi, Mom.
345
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:40,294
- Okay. Let's do this!
346
00:13:42,232 --> 00:13:43,364
Time to go, pal.
What's happening?
347
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:45,032
You in the zone?
348
00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,435
Am I distracting you?
- My toes are itchy.
349
00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:49,637
- Okay. I think that's
a solvable problem.
350
00:13:49,706 --> 00:13:51,405
Let's get out there
and scratch them toes.
351
00:13:54,677 --> 00:13:56,143
You sure that's all
that's bothering you, buddy?
352
00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,980
- I just don't feel
like playing, Dad.
353
00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:01,449
- Okay. Okay.
I understand that. I do.
354
00:14:01,517 --> 00:14:03,050
But perseverance
is also important
355
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,485
and we've never
beaten Blue before,
356
00:14:04,554 --> 00:14:05,920
and they're very smug.
357
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:09,357
So I just wanna
make sure that you're sure.
358
00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:11,325
- Are you mad?
359
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:14,996
- No, no. Son, no.
360
00:14:15,064 --> 00:14:16,597
I just want you to find
something that you love,
361
00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:18,065
doesn't have to be baseball.
362
00:14:18,134 --> 00:14:19,867
Could be dancing.
363
00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:21,602
- I wanna drive a tank.
364
00:14:23,306 --> 00:14:25,439
- Okay. I'll see
if there are lessons for that.
365
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:26,941
Let's just go home.
- Okay.
366
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,776
- Okay. I gotta just
quickly tell your coach
367
00:14:28,845 --> 00:14:30,478
that we're not coming.
- Hey, guys.
368
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:32,980
We're gonna beat Blue today.
I can feel it.
369
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:34,315
My guy.
370
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:38,519
- You know,
let's just go straight home.
371
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:43,391
- Okay. The base of all good
Indian cooking is the masala.
372
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,059
- Great. What is in that?
373
00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:47,461
- Tomatoes, onion, jeera.
374
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,363
- As far as
quantity is concerned,
375
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:51,933
I know we're using
our instincts and my instinct
376
00:14:52,001 --> 00:14:55,503
is telling me a quarter
teaspoon of ground jeera.
377
00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:58,139
Half a teaspoon. One spoon.
Give me a clue, woman.
378
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,074
- I'm half-Indian.
379
00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,309
- You don't say.
380
00:15:01,377 --> 00:15:02,777
Okay then, half.
381
00:15:02,845 --> 00:15:05,479
- That's very cute.
She's actually a quarter.
382
00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:06,981
So is it actually a quarter?
383
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,683
- Dawn, I need you
to chop more ginger.
384
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:09,717
- DAWN: On it.
385
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:11,319
So exciting.
386
00:15:11,387 --> 00:15:14,755
Do I smell a crossover
with Delicious Corey's Kitchen.
387
00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,324
Looking good, bitoo.
- ASTRID: Mom, Mom.
388
00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:18,526
You gotta wait for me.
- Chulas wait for no one.
389
00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:21,595
Okay, Viv, what's next?
- Let's see.
390
00:15:22,799 --> 00:15:24,131
These.
391
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,267
- What is that?
- Chilies, and garam masala.
392
00:15:26,336 --> 00:15:27,969
- DAWN: Bo makes
some spicy mango cocktail
393
00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:30,204
with garam masala.
- Oh, that sounds horrible.
394
00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:31,939
- It's not great.
- ASTRID: But hold on,
395
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,674
can we just--because I--Mom,
I need to know the amounts
396
00:15:33,743 --> 00:15:34,742
and you're going too fast.
397
00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:36,377
- Can I put these in?
398
00:15:36,446 --> 00:15:38,412
- NISHA: Yup. Go ahead, bitoo.
- ASTRID: You don't--Mom,
399
00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:39,981
this whole thing
would be a lot easier
400
00:15:40,049 --> 00:15:41,716
if you bothered to teach us
when we were kids.
401
00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:45,252
- Wow. I'm glad I'm the one
holding the knife.
402
00:15:45,321 --> 00:15:48,089
- VIV: I want to put
Rice Krispies in.
403
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:49,890
- Viv, we gotta
follow the recipe,
404
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,525
whatever the hell that is.
- But to be fair,
405
00:15:51,594 --> 00:15:54,061
she did try to teach us.
- No, she didn't.
406
00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:57,264
- Yes, I did, but you girls
never wanted to learn.
407
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,400
Every time I said
we were having Indian food,
408
00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:01,068
there'd be
such moans and groans.
409
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:03,304
You said you wanted hotdogs
and macaroni and cheese
410
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,905
like your friends.
- Not all of the time.
411
00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:06,841
- When are we making
Krispie Treats?
412
00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:08,309
- Wait. Viv, not now.
- No, no, no.
413
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:09,877
We would have
Indian food once a week,
414
00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,712
but you were embarrassed
of the smells
415
00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:13,114
and the yellow fingernails,
416
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,549
and said you wanted
to eat normal food.
417
00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:17,585
So, one day I just stopped.
418
00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,956
- Viv, Viv, Viv. No.
Don't, Viv...
419
00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:35,503
- NISHA: Leave it.
We can start over.
420
00:16:35,571 --> 00:16:37,138
- ASTRID: Let's just forget it.
421
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,874
It's not like Viv is gonna eat
the chanas anyway.
422
00:16:39,942 --> 00:16:41,375
Why would she?
423
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,844
Most Indian thing
we have is chai.
424
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:46,213
It's from Starbucks.
- It's not a big deal.
425
00:16:46,282 --> 00:16:47,848
- Maybe not for you, Mom.
426
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:49,817
You go out in the world
and people know who you are.
427
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:51,385
Those people at the Indian store
428
00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:52,953
did not even know
that I was Indian.
429
00:16:53,022 --> 00:16:54,889
And they did think
that I was racist.
430
00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:57,491
- Calling them
those people doesn't help.
431
00:17:00,596 --> 00:17:03,230
- I get called exotic.
432
00:17:03,299 --> 00:17:05,366
Which means pretty
but not quite why.
433
00:17:05,435 --> 00:17:07,234
- Well, that
describes me to a T.
434
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,470
- You think
I don't have to prove myself,
435
00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:12,073
a brown woman
in the Western world?
436
00:17:12,141 --> 00:17:16,177
Beta, who cares
about everybody else?
437
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:19,747
I know exactly who you are,
my daughter,
438
00:17:19,816 --> 00:17:22,950
strong, independent,
439
00:17:23,019 --> 00:17:24,785
unable to cook in two cultures.
440
00:17:24,854 --> 00:17:28,222
- Well, I burnt pad thai,
so, make that three.
441
00:17:32,061 --> 00:17:35,496
Excuse me.
I gotta go apologize to a cat.
442
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:40,201
Hey, Viv.
443
00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:49,243
Meow. Meow, meow.
444
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,713
Well, I guess Viv left.
445
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:55,382
Oh, well, at least I get
to keep all her toys.
446
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,885
- No, you can't. I'm right here.
447
00:17:57,954 --> 00:18:00,454
- There you are.
- I'm sorry I messed up.
448
00:18:00,523 --> 00:18:02,389
- Hey, you didn't.
449
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,458
I'm the one
who made a mess of things.
450
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:08,829
Rice Krispie Treat?
451
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:12,700
- I know these aren't Indian
but I really like them.
452
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,802
- You know,
my dad used to make these
453
00:18:14,871 --> 00:18:16,070
for me when I was little.
454
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:18,606
- Was he Indian?
Can dads be Indian?
455
00:18:18,674 --> 00:18:21,609
- My dad wasn't Indian,
but some dads are,
456
00:18:21,677 --> 00:18:23,277
like, half a billion of them.
457
00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:25,446
- They're my favorite.
458
00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:27,381
- Mine too.
459
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,183
When I used
to make them with my dad,
460
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,051
he would let me mix
in all the marshmallows
461
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,487
and sometimes we'd throw in
some special treats
462
00:18:33,556 --> 00:18:35,489
like chocolate chips
or licorice all sorts,
463
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:36,891
which are disgusting.
464
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,827
But the rainbow sprinkles, woo!
465
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,562
- Can we put cookies in?
466
00:18:41,631 --> 00:18:43,230
- We can throw
whole chocolate bars in.
467
00:18:43,299 --> 00:18:44,698
- Yes.
468
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:46,767
- You know how I told
you that you were English,
469
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:49,003
and Scottish, and Indian?
- Uh-hmm.
470
00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,472
- Well, you are
all those things.
471
00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,707
But I forgot to tell you
that you are something
472
00:18:53,776 --> 00:18:55,376
that's totally
different than me,
473
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,710
or Daddy, or Nanima.
474
00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:59,213
You're you.
475
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:02,816
And there's nobody
on planet Earth who is like you.
476
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:05,386
Becoming a parent
is a massive shift in identity.
477
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:08,389
You can't escape
the tickle monster!
478
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:12,026
Your name changes to mom
or dad like almost overnight.
479
00:19:12,094 --> 00:19:16,297
Viv, I blamed your dad
for eating these.
480
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,165
- JAMES: Your life turns
into talking about your kids,
481
00:19:18,234 --> 00:19:20,334
following them around,
collecting pictures of them.
482
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:22,303
- ASTRID: It's like being
obsessed with a K-pop group.
483
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,572
- JAMES: Yeah, it sucks
to lose some of your identity.
484
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,073
- ASTRID:
But it's amazing to watch
485
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:27,708
your kids develop theirs.
486
00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:29,643
- What are you doing?
- Well, I'm busting a move.
487
00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:31,212
What does
it look like I'm doing?
488
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,414
- Stop, Daddy.
- What? I can't--I can't stop.
489
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:36,217
What--what's happening?
- You have to pop your hip.
490
00:19:36,285 --> 00:19:38,052
- I have to the pop my hip?
How do I do that, like that?
491
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,887
- You're doing great.
- Thanks, buddy.
492
00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:41,288
- Now, shimmy.
493
00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:46,427
- ASTRID: Why are you limping?
- I shimmied too hard.
494
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,429
- So are we ordering
pizza or what?
495
00:19:48,497 --> 00:19:50,331
- DAWN: No need. Voila!
496
00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:52,466
- I added a little of this,
a little of that.
497
00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:55,869
It's not what we were going for
but it's pretty good.
498
00:19:55,938 --> 00:19:57,238
- And it smells delicious.
499
00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,839
- The secrets
the Rice Krispies.
500
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,541
- I want one.
501
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,509
- What is--this is amazing.
What do you call it?
502
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,912
- I call them
hot sloppy Nishas
503
00:20:06,616 --> 00:20:09,817
All right, jaldee,
let's eat before it gets cold.
504
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:19,059
Today, I'm gonna show you
how to make pumpkin gnocchi
505
00:20:19,128 --> 00:20:22,429
with whipped ricotta
and burnt butter cashews,
506
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:25,266
alongside
with my sous-chef, Mom.
507
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,470
- That's right,
Delicious Corey.
508
00:20:29,538 --> 00:20:33,374
There ain't nothing hokey
about this gnocchi.
509
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,509
I couldn't find
any ethically sourced cashews,
510
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:37,645
so I had to substitute walnuts.
511
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,850
- I'm gonna need a minute.
512
00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:46,353
It's okay.
I'm just gonna inhale, exhale...
513
00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:47,688
- We'll be right back.
514
00:20:47,757 --> 00:20:49,623
Bo. Bo, come quick.
515
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:52,126
Corey is freaking out.