1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:04,279 -[Nisha] They're all available? -[Graham] Beauty. 2 00:00:04,348 --> 00:00:05,847 Available for what? 3 00:00:05,916 --> 00:00:07,749 You guys all know I'm a shutterbug right? 4 00:00:07,818 --> 00:00:10,052 Have you seen my website, Instagraham? 5 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,820 Yeah. No, we tried to look you up on Instagram. 6 00:00:11,889 --> 00:00:14,022 -[Graham] No, no. -No, no. "Instagraham" 7 00:00:14,091 --> 00:00:15,724 like his name. There's an H. 8 00:00:15,793 --> 00:00:19,061 H. I used to only wanna photograph birds of prey. 9 00:00:19,129 --> 00:00:20,362 And then I met your mom 10 00:00:20,431 --> 00:00:23,331 and she got me turned on to humans. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,534 -Well. -[imitates shutter clicking] 12 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:28,537 We have a surprise. 13 00:00:28,605 --> 00:00:30,372 -Please don't get married. -Dawn. 14 00:00:30,441 --> 00:00:32,607 Oh, no, no. Don't worry. Don't worry, kids. 15 00:00:32,676 --> 00:00:36,812 I'm not trying to hitch my cart to the family mule. 16 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,547 Oh, you. 17 00:00:38,615 --> 00:00:40,682 Oh, my God. Actually, gave me some goose bumps. 18 00:00:40,751 --> 00:00:42,651 He's starting a portrait business 19 00:00:42,719 --> 00:00:44,486 and he wants to shoot us first. 20 00:00:44,555 --> 00:00:45,720 Shoot me now. 21 00:00:45,789 --> 00:00:47,189 I just need some beautiful photos 22 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:49,291 of a beautiful family for my ads. 23 00:00:49,359 --> 00:00:51,626 [flute playing] 24 00:00:54,832 --> 00:00:58,633 Mommy, Daddy, look what Corey gave me to keep forever. 25 00:00:59,169 --> 00:01:00,268 Wow, Corey. 26 00:01:00,337 --> 00:01:01,937 That's gonna be in our house now. 27 00:01:02,005 --> 00:01:03,939 -Yeah. -[flute playing] 28 00:01:04,007 --> 00:01:06,174 [Astrid] During the first years of your child's life, 29 00:01:06,243 --> 00:01:08,110 you are their everything. 30 00:01:08,178 --> 00:01:10,378 [James] Yes. But at a certain point, your kids get inspired 31 00:01:10,447 --> 00:01:13,815 by classmates, friends, TV, video games, 32 00:01:13,884 --> 00:01:15,450 bleh, cousins. 33 00:01:15,519 --> 00:01:17,619 [Astrid] And that's it. They are no longer yours. 34 00:01:17,688 --> 00:01:19,387 But, hey, at least it's a two-way street. 35 00:01:19,456 --> 00:01:22,124 Corey said that Viv advised him to hold his breath 36 00:01:22,192 --> 00:01:24,192 until I let him try cotton candy. 37 00:01:24,261 --> 00:01:26,261 -Yeah. -That is Viv. Yeah. 38 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:28,964 She got a coloring book out of Mom using that one. 39 00:01:29,032 --> 00:01:30,465 You weren't there. It was scary. 40 00:01:30,534 --> 00:01:32,868 [flute continues playing] 41 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:35,103 [James] Hey, Viv, I bet Corey will get a big kick 42 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:37,005 out of borrowing your tambourine. 43 00:01:37,074 --> 00:01:38,640 [gasps] Wonderful. 44 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:42,010 [theme music playing] 45 00:01:49,386 --> 00:01:52,320 Corey thinks Felix seems withdrawn. 46 00:01:52,389 --> 00:01:56,324 I asked him if he wanted to fly my drone and he was... 47 00:01:56,393 --> 00:01:58,226 -unresponsive. -Oh, yeah. 48 00:01:58,295 --> 00:02:01,163 He's been a little sad since his friend, Ab, moved away. 49 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:03,064 I fell in my face while putting on pants this morning. 50 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:04,533 He barely cracked a smile. 51 00:02:04,601 --> 00:02:05,834 Really? 52 00:02:05,903 --> 00:02:07,536 It's so funny when you hurt yourself, 53 00:02:07,604 --> 00:02:10,939 Felix is a quiet, sensitive child. 54 00:02:11,008 --> 00:02:12,474 [deep voice] Uh-doy. Thanks, Dawn, 55 00:02:12,543 --> 00:02:14,009 for explaining my firstborn to me. 56 00:02:14,077 --> 00:02:16,411 What should I feed him? Dirt and feathers? 57 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,147 Okay. You know, I'm actually gonna check on him right now. 58 00:02:19,216 --> 00:02:21,883 Maybe also take a peek at that drone, Corey. 59 00:02:22,953 --> 00:02:24,920 [Nisha] Terrible news. My friend, Brenda, 60 00:02:24,988 --> 00:02:27,122 with the varicose veins is in crisis. 61 00:02:27,624 --> 00:02:29,558 -Who? -Brenda. Skinny head, 62 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:32,260 bushy eyebrows. She needs my emotional support. 63 00:02:32,329 --> 00:02:34,262 Did she overhear you describing her? 64 00:02:34,331 --> 00:02:36,231 She is being sued by her condo board. 65 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,234 But I have so many things to pick up for this photo shoot. 66 00:02:39,303 --> 00:02:41,169 Can I count on you girls to take over? 67 00:02:41,238 --> 00:02:44,139 Well, sadly, I have work and kids. 68 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:45,707 And tomorrow I'm taking Corey 69 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:47,976 to the botanical garden after school. 70 00:02:48,045 --> 00:02:50,111 But then, yes, after, I can get the stuff. 71 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:52,714 Oh, I can always count on you, darling. 72 00:02:52,783 --> 00:02:55,584 It's mostly just a tripod, some lenses, 73 00:02:55,652 --> 00:02:57,652 -and a few taxidermy animals. -What? 74 00:02:57,721 --> 00:02:59,788 And, oh, yeah, the theme is maroon. 75 00:02:59,856 --> 00:03:01,756 And make sure you cover the upholstery 76 00:03:01,825 --> 00:03:03,425 in your car with something. 77 00:03:03,493 --> 00:03:05,860 They may be dead but those talons still have some fight. 78 00:03:05,929 --> 00:03:07,529 Thank you. Thank you. 79 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:10,966 [playful music playing] 80 00:03:15,806 --> 00:03:18,940 Felix, why don't you eat those uh, those happy pancakes? 81 00:03:19,009 --> 00:03:20,108 We gotta go. 82 00:03:20,177 --> 00:03:21,509 The face reminds me of Ab. 83 00:03:21,578 --> 00:03:23,311 He smiled like this all the time. 84 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:25,547 Yeah. I know you miss Ab, honey. 85 00:03:25,616 --> 00:03:29,251 Do your--do your other friends miss him, too? 86 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:31,620 Ab was my only friend. 87 00:03:32,422 --> 00:03:33,788 -Ha... -[Viv] Felix, 88 00:03:33,857 --> 00:03:35,590 how do you like my warts? 89 00:03:35,659 --> 00:03:37,292 That's funny. 90 00:03:37,728 --> 00:03:39,261 Viv, eat your warts. We gotta go. 91 00:03:39,329 --> 00:03:40,662 -Mom? -Yeah? 92 00:03:40,731 --> 00:03:42,464 Can I bring Metal Man to school? 93 00:03:42,532 --> 00:03:45,367 Uh, yeah. Sure. Of course you can, bud. 94 00:03:46,737 --> 00:03:48,036 [Felix] Thank you. 95 00:03:48,805 --> 00:03:51,506 Hey, Felix, what do you say we skip the bus today 96 00:03:51,575 --> 00:03:53,541 and you ride with me to school? 97 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:55,110 -Sure. -Yeah? 98 00:03:55,178 --> 00:03:57,178 You, me, and Ennis, three cool guys. 99 00:03:57,247 --> 00:03:58,680 If he starts telling dating stories, 100 00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:00,015 we'll just remind him that you're nine. 101 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,684 [playful music playing] 102 00:04:08,425 --> 00:04:10,191 [Ennis] Oh, the sounds of children playing. 103 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:11,693 It's making my eyes water. 104 00:04:11,762 --> 00:04:13,228 The frequency's too high or something. 105 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:14,562 Let's get out of here. Hey, have a good day, Felix. 106 00:04:14,631 --> 00:04:16,031 Just give me one second. 107 00:04:16,099 --> 00:04:17,732 Hey, listen to me. I wanna tell you something. 108 00:04:17,801 --> 00:04:19,567 I know you're sad about Ab. 109 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:20,969 You're a great kid. 110 00:04:21,038 --> 00:04:22,771 I know you're gonna make new friends. 111 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,507 But I don't know how. 112 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:27,876 Just say hi. Just start a conversation. 113 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:29,244 This Metal Man is an icebreaker. 114 00:04:29,313 --> 00:04:31,346 Guys love talking about action men. 115 00:04:31,415 --> 00:04:33,181 Including girls. Girls are also guys. 116 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:34,683 Everybody's guys. 117 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:36,451 Okay. Come here. You got this. Love you. 118 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,420 [Felix] I love you, too. 119 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:39,688 You got this, kiddo. 120 00:04:40,557 --> 00:04:41,690 Bye, Dad. 121 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:47,562 [Ennis] Oh. 122 00:04:47,631 --> 00:04:49,831 Is it like that every day? It's like he's going off to war. 123 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,833 He's fighting the battle of loneliness. 124 00:04:51,902 --> 00:04:53,568 A war that'll last your whole life. 125 00:04:53,637 --> 00:04:56,638 [sighs] After I give you a lift, I got a front row ticket 126 00:04:56,707 --> 00:04:58,406 to a Pixar movie. 127 00:05:02,179 --> 00:05:03,511 What are you guys talking? 128 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,046 [James] They look a little old, buddy. 129 00:05:05,115 --> 00:05:06,815 How can you tell? They all look seven to me. 130 00:05:06,883 --> 00:05:08,283 Hey, why are we still here? 131 00:05:08,518 --> 00:05:09,951 I just wanna see how he interacts with other kids. 132 00:05:10,354 --> 00:05:12,320 How much of raising your kid is just spying on them? 133 00:05:12,389 --> 00:05:14,322 Ten percent. 134 00:05:14,391 --> 00:05:16,491 -[Ennis] What? -Hey. Hey. Check that kid out. 135 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,626 Be better. Not cool, bro. 136 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:20,261 You know, I kind of feel like this is what you'll be doing 137 00:05:20,330 --> 00:05:21,596 if you were a ghost. 138 00:05:21,665 --> 00:05:24,032 [James] I'll not be haunting my son. 139 00:05:24,101 --> 00:05:25,467 I'd travel. I'd see the world. 140 00:05:25,535 --> 00:05:27,569 [scoffs] You don't think that's worse? 141 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:30,004 Lonely ghost dad backpacking through Europe. 142 00:05:30,073 --> 00:05:32,540 [James] Oh, not The Buddy-Bench. 143 00:05:32,609 --> 00:05:35,009 -Come on. -What is The Buddy-Bench? 144 00:05:35,078 --> 00:05:36,578 It's a bench. They put kids on the bench 145 00:05:36,813 --> 00:05:38,079 and it means you're supposed to play with the kids 146 00:05:38,315 --> 00:05:39,481 but it's actually the kiss of death. 147 00:05:39,549 --> 00:05:42,050 Oh, yeah. The Buddy Bench. 148 00:05:42,119 --> 00:05:44,486 [James] Oh, now, they got this momo with him. 149 00:05:44,554 --> 00:05:46,154 Do you believe they put this kid with my kid? 150 00:05:46,223 --> 00:05:48,289 Oh, here we go. This looks promising. 151 00:05:48,358 --> 00:05:49,624 [Ennis] Yeah. 152 00:05:50,594 --> 00:05:51,626 [James gasps] 153 00:05:51,695 --> 00:05:52,994 What? 154 00:05:53,397 --> 00:05:54,863 Are you serious? 155 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:56,965 [Ennis] Hey. Hey, kid. Come here. Come here. 156 00:05:57,033 --> 00:05:58,633 -See that boy? -Okay. 157 00:05:58,702 --> 00:05:59,901 -You see that boy right there? -Maybe don't do this. 158 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:01,069 -It's not the best look. -Huh? 159 00:06:01,138 --> 00:06:02,337 Hey. Back away from the fence. 160 00:06:02,606 --> 00:06:04,172 -Just include him. -All right. Okay. 161 00:06:04,241 --> 00:06:05,874 Hey, you know, not everybody's good at ball hockey! 162 00:06:05,942 --> 00:06:07,442 -Sir! -Some lunches just smell different. 163 00:06:07,511 --> 00:06:08,810 -[woman] Sir. -You're projecting, buddy. 164 00:06:08,879 --> 00:06:10,211 -Okay. [James] Bye, bye, bye. 165 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:11,646 -There's the whistle. Come on. -We're going. 166 00:06:11,715 --> 00:06:13,848 Now, are you sure you have maroon? 167 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,517 I don't know. Is this maroon? 168 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:17,118 -That's more of an oxblood. -What is with the maroon? 169 00:06:17,354 --> 00:06:18,853 Why are we doing this? Are we having a photo shoot 170 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:20,355 -or are we in a cult? -It's part of the vision, 171 00:06:20,424 --> 00:06:21,990 which means I have to make it happen. 172 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:24,426 By the way, you were right about Felix not making friends. 173 00:06:24,494 --> 00:06:25,794 Oh, I recognize the signs. 174 00:06:25,862 --> 00:06:26,961 Because of Corey? 175 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,430 [Dawn] What? No. 176 00:06:28,498 --> 00:06:30,665 Corey is the Zack Morris of his Montessori. 177 00:06:30,734 --> 00:06:32,100 He's a great conversationalist 178 00:06:32,169 --> 00:06:34,502 and I'm actively working on a sense of humor. 179 00:06:35,038 --> 00:06:36,738 Oh, you are? 180 00:06:36,807 --> 00:06:37,772 You are. 181 00:06:37,841 --> 00:06:39,140 How? 182 00:06:39,376 --> 00:06:40,909 By making flashcards of New Yorker cartoons. 183 00:06:40,977 --> 00:06:42,510 He has five seconds to capture each one. 184 00:06:42,579 --> 00:06:43,912 Oh, yeah. That's how Kevin Hart did it. 185 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:44,979 Who? 186 00:06:46,082 --> 00:06:47,282 I just wish I could help Felix. 187 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:48,750 I don't really know how 188 00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:50,685 'cause I felt like I had loads of friends growing up. 189 00:06:50,754 --> 00:06:52,086 [Dawn] You did. 190 00:06:52,155 --> 00:06:53,688 And I had the pleasure of living in your shadow. 191 00:06:53,757 --> 00:06:55,723 Come on. You had friends-ish. 192 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:57,192 Well, Mom was my friend. 193 00:06:57,260 --> 00:07:00,929 And I was very well liked at... 194 00:07:00,997 --> 00:07:02,163 the orthodontist. 195 00:07:02,232 --> 00:07:03,832 Well, you give a dentist eight grand, 196 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,500 they're not not gonna like you. 197 00:07:05,569 --> 00:07:07,135 [Astrid] Oh. 198 00:07:07,204 --> 00:07:09,204 Field hockey jersey. Number three. 199 00:07:09,272 --> 00:07:11,072 Number three! Number three! 200 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:12,340 Remember? 201 00:07:12,609 --> 00:07:15,109 I remember trying to wash that thing. Oh. 202 00:07:15,178 --> 00:07:17,111 Making sure your shin pads were in your bag. 203 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:19,981 Holding you back when you screamed at the ref. 204 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,649 There's no maroon here. 205 00:07:21,718 --> 00:07:23,351 I'll just go shopping for everyone. 206 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,886 Okay. Oh, God. 207 00:07:24,955 --> 00:07:27,188 Those refs were so scared of me. 208 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:28,256 It was wonderful. 209 00:07:28,325 --> 00:07:31,526 [upbeat music playing] 210 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:33,361 Felix, did you remember 211 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:34,762 to bring Metal Man back from school? 212 00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:36,631 Oh, my new friend, Gus, borrowed him. 213 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,032 -Gus. -You have a friend. 214 00:07:38,101 --> 00:07:39,734 -A friend. A new friend. -What is he like? 215 00:07:39,803 --> 00:07:43,671 Well, he's a guy. He's funny and cool. 216 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,006 -Good. -Love him. 217 00:07:45,075 --> 00:07:46,441 -Good. -Sounds--he's both of them. 218 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:47,976 He sounds really good. 219 00:07:48,044 --> 00:07:49,244 Why don't you--why don't you maybe invite him 220 00:07:49,312 --> 00:07:50,645 over this weekend for a play date? 221 00:07:50,714 --> 00:07:52,280 -Okay. I'll ask him. -[James] Yeah. 222 00:07:52,349 --> 00:07:54,349 Okay. And, and, and if he says that he can't, 223 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,917 it's 'cause he's got other plans. 224 00:07:55,986 --> 00:07:58,086 It's not 'cause of you because you're fantastic. 225 00:07:58,154 --> 00:07:59,721 Be cool. Be cool. 226 00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:02,991 [playful music playing] 227 00:08:07,731 --> 00:08:10,164 Come on. I'll show you my room. 228 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,367 Oh, James, Gus is here. 229 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:14,035 -Hey. Hi. -I didn't hear you come in. 230 00:08:14,104 --> 00:08:15,403 How are you? 231 00:08:15,472 --> 00:08:16,504 Your parents still here? We'd love to meet them. 232 00:08:16,573 --> 00:08:17,572 They had to jet. 233 00:08:17,641 --> 00:08:19,274 They're presidents of companies. 234 00:08:19,342 --> 00:08:21,643 Are you guys presidents of anything? 235 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:24,512 We're presidents of this house. [chuckles] 236 00:08:24,581 --> 00:08:26,481 My dad is the president of Adidas. 237 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,083 -Yeah. -The sports brand. 238 00:08:29,152 --> 00:08:31,386 -Okay. -His mom is the president 239 00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:33,988 of the ice cream that is three ice creams. 240 00:08:34,057 --> 00:08:35,924 His mom is the president of Neapolitan ice cream. 241 00:08:35,992 --> 00:08:37,659 His family is very big into stripes. 242 00:08:37,727 --> 00:08:40,495 -Apparently. -Anyhoo, welcome to our home. 243 00:08:40,564 --> 00:08:42,030 How much is it worth? 244 00:08:42,098 --> 00:08:43,531 [James] The home? 245 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,934 Yeah, I'm not sure how much the home is worth. 246 00:08:46,002 --> 00:08:47,869 But you know what is worth noting? 247 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:49,270 Spaghetti for dinner. 248 00:08:49,339 --> 00:08:51,706 -Spaghetti's puke. -[laughs] 249 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,275 He always says puke. 250 00:08:54,344 --> 00:08:57,078 It's his word for stuff that's dumb and bad. 251 00:08:57,147 --> 00:09:00,014 I can see how that's a good joke. 252 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,784 [flute playing] 253 00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:04,218 Recorders are for babies. 254 00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:06,287 Yeah. They're for babies. 255 00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:09,857 Spaghetti is not puke. 256 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,160 [upbeat music playing] 257 00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:14,095 Okay. So, you have your maroon shirt. 258 00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:15,597 Now, I have to go see a man named Chet 259 00:09:15,665 --> 00:09:17,665 about more dramatic taxidermy, 260 00:09:17,734 --> 00:09:19,934 unless you can swing by en route to the park. 261 00:09:20,003 --> 00:09:22,103 Our car is kind of full without a fox corpse. 262 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:23,304 Can you do it? 263 00:09:23,373 --> 00:09:24,839 -No problem. -[James] Heads up. 264 00:09:24,908 --> 00:09:26,140 Gus has asked if we have 265 00:09:26,209 --> 00:09:27,775 parental controls on our internet. 266 00:09:27,844 --> 00:09:30,545 -Oh, my God. -Oh, how's Felix's new friend? 267 00:09:30,614 --> 00:09:32,146 He told me I was cute and then asked how big 268 00:09:32,215 --> 00:09:33,615 the diamond was on my ring. 269 00:09:33,683 --> 00:09:35,049 He's precocious. 270 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:37,051 He told me that Felix gave him Metal Man, 271 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,686 which, uh, is impossible, 272 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:41,255 but he's got Felix wrapped around his little puke finger. 273 00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:42,490 Oh. 274 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:44,726 Could I cut my shirt like Felix's? 275 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:47,629 What do you mean like Felix's? Felix, get down here. 276 00:09:47,697 --> 00:09:49,097 [kids laughing] 277 00:09:50,734 --> 00:09:52,266 -[James] Hey. -Felix, what did you do 278 00:09:52,335 --> 00:09:53,768 -to your shirt? -Oh, me and Gus 279 00:09:53,837 --> 00:09:55,937 made it a tank top. I wear tank tops now. 280 00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:57,705 That was for the photo shoot. 281 00:09:57,774 --> 00:09:59,374 Oh, I didn't know. 282 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:01,042 No, no. It's fine sweetie. 283 00:10:01,111 --> 00:10:03,645 Just another stop along the way. 284 00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:05,380 I'll go do that now. 285 00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:06,581 Dawn. 286 00:10:08,485 --> 00:10:10,485 Felix wants me to sleep over. 287 00:10:10,553 --> 00:10:11,653 Ooh. 288 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:13,354 James. 289 00:10:13,423 --> 00:10:17,358 He looked so sad yesterday. Now, look at him. 290 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:22,130 -You have to ask your parents. -I already did. 291 00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:23,865 -Puke-arama. -Puke-arama. 292 00:10:23,933 --> 00:10:26,768 -[groans] Pounding. -Oh, I hate it. 293 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:30,605 etty enthusiastic 294 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,507 when I called to confirm the sleepover. 295 00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:35,343 Apparently, Gus already had his PJs packed in his backpack. 296 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:36,744 Convenient, no? 297 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:38,513 What are you suggesting that Gus' family 298 00:10:38,581 --> 00:10:40,181 is running some sort of sleepover grift? 299 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,582 Oh, I think they made dinner reservations 300 00:10:41,651 --> 00:10:43,284 before they even dropped him off. 301 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:46,020 He's mean and he taught me how to do this. 302 00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:47,555 Stop. No, don't do that. 303 00:10:47,624 --> 00:10:49,390 [James] Listen, honey, just don't hang out 304 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:51,592 with Felix's friend anymore and work on your recorder case, 305 00:10:51,661 --> 00:10:53,428 okay? Okay. 306 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:59,801 Ab was so sweet with his "pweese" and his "thank you." 307 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:03,071 Boys are just jerks when they're together sometimes. 308 00:11:03,139 --> 00:11:05,406 Um, do you think that I saddled Dawn 309 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:06,908 with too much work for this photo shoot? 310 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:08,876 I feel like she's done like everything. 311 00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,412 What do you mean? Didn't she offer? 312 00:11:11,481 --> 00:11:13,681 As much as I'd love to stay and help you 313 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,650 with that absolute troll, 314 00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:18,720 I really feel like I should go give her a hand. 315 00:11:18,788 --> 00:11:21,689 -[Gus] Oh, yeah. -[kids laughing] 316 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,924 Go. 317 00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:25,493 Remember the sacrifice I made for you here today. 318 00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:27,829 Don't tell me what to do. 319 00:11:29,032 --> 00:11:31,065 [upbeat music playing] 320 00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:32,433 I love you. 321 00:11:32,502 --> 00:11:34,302 Thank you! 322 00:11:38,641 --> 00:11:40,274 Okay. I get it. You're mad at me 323 00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:42,543 because I left you to do all the shopping. 324 00:11:42,612 --> 00:11:43,811 I'm not mad. 325 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:45,680 Well, you're making me carry these. 326 00:11:45,749 --> 00:11:48,282 Well, Chet said to keep them out of the sun. 327 00:11:48,351 --> 00:11:51,452 We couldn't just leave them in the car. 328 00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:53,187 Look, Felix didn't have a friend 329 00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:54,722 and then he had too much friend, 330 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:56,524 and Viv had a school assignment, and Andrew was... 331 00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:58,159 Yeah. Of course. You're busy. 332 00:11:58,228 --> 00:12:00,928 You do what you gotta do and I do the rest. 333 00:12:00,997 --> 00:12:02,830 That's always been our deal. 334 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,699 Always is a little much, no? 335 00:12:04,768 --> 00:12:07,135 I mean, it's just one dumb to-do list for Mom. 336 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,670 After her divorce, who helped Mom with the cleaning, 337 00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:11,372 the laundry, the house repairs? 338 00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:12,640 Oh, my God, Dawn. 339 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:14,175 I fixed the bathroom door that one time. 340 00:12:14,244 --> 00:12:15,543 It's fine. You were younger. 341 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:17,044 Mom needed help, so that was my job. 342 00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:20,014 It wasn't your job, all right? 343 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,116 You just held us together like an awkward 344 00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:24,352 teen butler because you're amazing. 345 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,254 And I, I don't think I appreciated it then 346 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:27,822 but I see it now. 347 00:12:27,891 --> 00:12:30,558 Look, the color scheme is stupid and you've done enough. 348 00:12:30,627 --> 00:12:32,426 So, I'm gonna call Mom and I'll just tell her to forget it. 349 00:12:32,495 --> 00:12:34,228 Good luck. 350 00:12:34,297 --> 00:12:35,797 [line ringing] 351 00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:37,665 Hello? Nisha here. 352 00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:38,966 [Astrid] Cute. 353 00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:40,234 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 354 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:41,702 It's Graham. Here you go. 355 00:12:41,771 --> 00:12:43,805 -[Nisha] Hello? -Should I call back later? 356 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,106 [Nisha] Oh, no, Beta. 357 00:12:45,175 --> 00:12:47,141 He's gonna be here all night. 358 00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,776 [growls, barks] 359 00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:50,411 -Oh, my God. -[Nisha] Oh, stop. 360 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,146 We're having a wonderful time together. 361 00:12:52,215 --> 00:12:54,115 Hey, listen, I'm gonna go check that wasp nest. 362 00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:55,850 You can talk. I think it's getting bigger 363 00:12:55,919 --> 00:12:57,952 and I don't want my cinnamon bun getting stung. 364 00:12:58,021 --> 00:13:01,088 No. I don't want my little cream puff getting stung. 365 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,990 -[Graham] Nasty. -I think Graham's finding it 366 00:13:03,059 --> 00:13:04,425 awkward to get in with the family. 367 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:06,227 -Yeah. We're all feeling that way. 368 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,563 [Nisha] I know he seems like a big, tough, muscular guy 369 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:11,766 and he is, but he's also a very muscular artist 370 00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,267 that I picked up. 371 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,436 Well, that's great. 372 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,305 He's a lucky guy. Okay. 373 00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:19,106 So, why maroon? 374 00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:20,875 Oh, you remember that maroon quilt 375 00:13:20,944 --> 00:13:22,176 that I used to wrap you girls up in? 376 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:23,678 Well, I think of that blanket 377 00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,413 whenever I think of my love for my family. 378 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,849 I'm grateful my girls are helping me with this. 379 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,817 Yeah. Of course, Mom. Yes. 380 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:31,686 -We'll see you tomorrow. -[Nisha] Okay. Bye. 381 00:13:31,754 --> 00:13:35,223 [Dawn] Ah! What do you think? 382 00:13:35,291 --> 00:13:37,225 Does it come in maroon? 383 00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:39,527 I'm still buying it. 384 00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:41,195 [James] Felix! 385 00:13:41,264 --> 00:13:43,431 [kids laughing] 386 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:47,535 Can I help you? 387 00:13:47,604 --> 00:13:49,503 May I speak with Felix, please? 388 00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:51,305 I'll see if he's in. 389 00:13:55,311 --> 00:13:57,211 Gus says you wanted to see me. 390 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,882 -Yeah. -Is there a problem, gentlemen? 391 00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:08,789 Did you put Viv's recorder in the toilet? 392 00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:10,091 Just for a second. 393 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,792 It doesn't matter how many seconds. 394 00:14:11,861 --> 00:14:13,361 We're starting a prank show. 395 00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:15,196 Viv will get paid when it blows up. 396 00:14:15,265 --> 00:14:16,731 Okay. Be honest with me. 397 00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:19,200 Is Gus pressuring you to act like him? 398 00:14:19,269 --> 00:14:20,902 Just wink or nod 399 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:23,037 or do nothing and I will find a reason to send him home. 400 00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:25,006 No. He's staying. 401 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:27,742 He's gonna show me how to make fireworks. 402 00:14:29,846 --> 00:14:33,514 -[Gus] Okay. Let's do this. -[Felix] Let's do this. 403 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:36,517 [kids laughing] 404 00:14:40,456 --> 00:14:42,056 Tomorrow's gonna be a nightmare. 405 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,259 -I'm already grumpy. -It's already tomorrow. 406 00:14:46,663 --> 00:14:48,095 [door opens] 407 00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:51,632 -What's the Wi-Fi password? -[all] Go to bed! 408 00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:53,601 Go to bed! 409 00:14:54,938 --> 00:14:56,037 [door closes] 410 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:59,307 [playful music playing] 411 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,744 [James] I think I got maybe an hour of sleep last night. 412 00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:04,979 [Astrid] We can do this. 413 00:15:05,048 --> 00:15:06,681 -I believe in us. -Uh-huh. 414 00:15:06,749 --> 00:15:09,317 Yup, yup, yup. All we have to do is let light reflect 415 00:15:09,385 --> 00:15:12,320 off our bodies into a camera and we'll be good. 416 00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:13,621 Are you awake enough to drive? 417 00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,156 I'll be fine once we get there. 418 00:15:15,391 --> 00:15:17,124 Okay. I'll see you out there. Hey, Felix, let's go. 419 00:15:17,193 --> 00:15:18,993 Time to get ready. Get some clothes on, buddy. 420 00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:20,061 What? 421 00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:21,662 What'd you do? 422 00:15:21,731 --> 00:15:23,364 It wasn't us. 423 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,500 Felix, go wash that off. We don't have time for this. 424 00:15:26,569 --> 00:15:28,035 We tried already. 425 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,604 What, what do you-- this is permanent marker? 426 00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:32,340 Gus thinks a ghost did it. 427 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,241 I felt an energy last night. 428 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,777 Do you feel an energy right now, my dude? 429 00:15:36,846 --> 00:15:38,379 He's not lying. 430 00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:40,848 -Yes. He's lying. -He's lying. 431 00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:42,817 -He's a liar, man. -This guy's a liar. 432 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:44,819 He's been lying ever since he stepped foot in this house. 433 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:47,388 His parents are not presidents of multinationals. 434 00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:48,990 -No. -Nor does his aunt 435 00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:51,759 own the fastest bridge in the world. 436 00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:53,394 -Think, Felix, think-- -That's not--how is-- 437 00:15:53,463 --> 00:15:54,862 That's not even a thing. 438 00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,430 Does that make--just break that down for one second. 439 00:15:56,499 --> 00:15:57,665 You--put it in the works, man. 440 00:15:57,734 --> 00:15:58,899 He can't harness the wind. 441 00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,334 -He's never been shot. -Yet. 442 00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:01,736 You did not give him your Metal Man, 443 00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:03,304 even though he said that you did. 444 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:05,106 Felix, he did it. 445 00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,774 -He did it. -He did it. 446 00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:07,842 You're wrong. 447 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,111 I did give it to him. 448 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:13,514 Felix is my only friend. [sobs] 449 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,716 Why are you doing this? 450 00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:19,353 Why are you making him cry? 451 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:25,559 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 452 00:16:25,628 --> 00:16:26,994 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 453 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:28,496 I know. I know. I feel awful. 454 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:29,797 -I know. -[Astrid] But he's a monster. 455 00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:31,799 He did do that to the face. 456 00:16:32,235 --> 00:16:33,200 [whistles] 457 00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:34,902 Whoa, whoa. What was that? 458 00:16:34,971 --> 00:16:36,070 Show us your hands. 459 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:39,340 [gasps] 460 00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:40,674 We got the wrong monster. 461 00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:42,343 [playful music playing] 462 00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:43,744 What? 463 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:52,119 Today, Daddy and I were wrong to accuse Gus, 464 00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:53,954 even if all the signs in the world 465 00:16:54,023 --> 00:16:55,689 pointed to him being the culprit. 466 00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:58,526 We owe Gus a big apology. 467 00:17:03,366 --> 00:17:05,599 Viv, what were you trying to write on Gus' face? 468 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:06,834 A hex. 469 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:08,269 Where did you learn about hexes? 470 00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:09,370 The radio. 471 00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:10,638 What station? 472 00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:13,074 -I'm still sad, you know? -[James] Yes. 473 00:17:13,142 --> 00:17:16,177 -Right. -Gus, we are very, 474 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,778 very, very sorry. 475 00:17:17,847 --> 00:17:21,282 Apology accepted... not! 476 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:24,652 I can't believe you guys wrecked my only friend. 477 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,287 Okay. Gus. Gus, look at me. 478 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:27,688 We are so sorry, 479 00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:29,356 and as a token of our regret, what can we offer you? 480 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:30,891 What can we do to make this better? 481 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:35,229 [upbeat music playing] 482 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:36,764 Well... 483 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,666 -Blech. -Oh, no. 484 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,069 Perfect. 485 00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,572 There they are. 486 00:17:45,808 --> 00:17:47,675 What have they done to themselves? 487 00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:50,945 [upbeat music playing] 488 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,719 Oh, my God. 489 00:17:58,788 --> 00:18:01,455 -You've been graffitied. -Oh, relax, Mom. 490 00:18:01,524 --> 00:18:03,057 We're simply paying the price 491 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,226 for misjudging Felix's friend, Gus, 492 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,361 who is excellent. 493 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,531 [James] His parents are letting him stay 494 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,033 for a double sleepover this weekend. 495 00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:14,835 The dublé. The Michael dublé. 496 00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:16,237 Yup, yup, yup, yup. 497 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:19,807 First, Corey shows up in a costume and now this? 498 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,208 He's marooned, Mom. 499 00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:23,944 Can we applaud his humor and wit, please? 500 00:18:24,013 --> 00:18:25,779 You're a riot, my love. 501 00:18:25,848 --> 00:18:28,382 You know, I was hoping you would make an effort 502 00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,484 from my sake to make Graham feel welcome, 503 00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:32,286 but I guess that was too much to ask. 504 00:18:32,355 --> 00:18:35,990 Mom, while you were traipsing with the varicose veins 505 00:18:36,058 --> 00:18:38,759 or bushy brows or shaggy shoulders... 506 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:41,962 Her name is Brenda and she's weird. 507 00:18:42,031 --> 00:18:45,132 Dawn was the only one making an effort for our family, 508 00:18:46,102 --> 00:18:48,302 like she always does. 509 00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:53,073 -Oh, hey, guys. -[Kids] Hi. 510 00:18:53,142 --> 00:18:55,276 Hi. Oh, yeah. 511 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:58,712 Hey. Oh, hey, the beginning stages of being a juggalo. 512 00:18:58,781 --> 00:19:00,981 -Very nice. -They're a mess. Let's cancel. 513 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,449 No, no. Why? Why? 514 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,119 I'm all about the freedom of expression, darling. 515 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,288 No one gets cancelled on my watch. 516 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:13,827 The things, the faces tell us when the mouths won't. Deep. 517 00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:17,731 Ready to dig? I am. Digging. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 518 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,099 What are you doing? 519 00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:20,267 -What are you doing? -Dig, dig-- 520 00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:21,669 [Nisha] Oh, my God. 521 00:19:21,737 --> 00:19:24,838 Oh, look at-- oh, no, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 522 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,640 [Graham] You're my little warrior princess. 523 00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:28,142 -Oh, you're my Bunny Wunny. -My little warrior princess. 524 00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:29,543 You're my wild bunny. 525 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,112 -Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. -Okay. 526 00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:33,614 -It'd be great. -Okay. 527 00:19:33,683 --> 00:19:34,782 [Astrid] Oh, yeah. 528 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:37,284 [playful music playing] 529 00:19:37,353 --> 00:19:39,853 -[kids laughing] -I drew a head. 530 00:19:39,922 --> 00:19:41,121 [Astrid] We're constantly trying to 531 00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:42,823 see ourselves in our kids. 532 00:19:42,892 --> 00:19:44,325 We're always saying, "He's just like me," 533 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,327 or, "She's her father's daughter." 534 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,295 It's a little pathetic. 535 00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:50,264 [James] Yeah. It's like we need to see our legacy live on, 536 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,100 even if our legacy is flat feet and thinking olives are gross. 537 00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:54,668 [Astrid] But children are shaped by all kinds 538 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:56,203 of outside of people and experiences 539 00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:58,105 and crap. It's--it's terrifying. 540 00:19:58,174 --> 00:19:59,673 But whether we like to admit it or not, 541 00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,609 children are their own people. 542 00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:04,678 [James] Not just our cute, funny, high maintenance pets. 543 00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:06,914 Except when they're babies. Babies are pets. 544 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,551 Everybody, thank you so much. 545 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,720 Got some incredible snaps. 546 00:20:12,788 --> 00:20:14,788 Why don't we do one more? 547 00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:17,524 Yeah? Come on. 548 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:20,127 Three, two, one. 549 00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:22,096 [All] Yeah! 550 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,401 s. 551 00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:31,438 Um, but doctor, I didn't study for this. 552 00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:33,107 Brilliant. 553 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:37,478 Um, cheer up, buddy. 554 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,046 There's plenty of fish in the sea. 555 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,548 That's very funny, my little heartbreaker. 556 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:45,953 This TV sucks. 557 00:20:46,022 --> 00:20:47,588 It's stuck on the same frame. 558 00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:49,690 I mean, it's like watching a live Netflix Special. 559 00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:51,892 -It really is. It really is. -Yeah. 560 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,862 ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 561 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,398 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 562 00:20:57,466 --> 00:21:00,501 ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 563 00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,403 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 564 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,204 ♪ I almost sleep in their head ♪ 565 00:21:04,273 --> 00:21:07,274 ♪ I got kids in my head ♪ 566 00:21:07,343 --> 00:21:13,747 ♪ I never knew but now I see children ruin everything ♪ 567 00:21:15,418 --> 00:21:18,152 ♪ Everything ♪ 568 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:22,623 ♪ I never knew but now I see, I really hate this... ♪