1 00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:06,314 - JAMES: Da-da-da-da! Huzzah! We have made it home! 2 00:00:06,383 --> 00:00:10,118 Take off your shoes and get ye butts to bed. 3 00:00:10,187 --> 00:00:11,853 - ASTRID: If you're not careful, you can drop 4 00:00:11,922 --> 00:00:13,655 a lot of money on a night out with the kids. 5 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:14,956 - Wish I could have got that mace. 6 00:00:15,025 --> 00:00:16,658 - It's not Christmas, Lancelot. 7 00:00:16,727 --> 00:00:19,394 - JAMES: Kids are expensive and sometimes ungrateful. 8 00:00:19,463 --> 00:00:22,197 - It's not fair, Daddy caught the rose. 9 00:00:22,266 --> 00:00:24,733 - I told you you could have it. - I wanted to catch it. 10 00:00:24,802 --> 00:00:27,536 - Okay, let's get back to the "butts in the bed" stuff. 11 00:00:27,604 --> 00:00:29,404 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Come on, guys. 12 00:00:29,473 --> 00:00:31,273 - ASTRID: You're already throwing money 13 00:00:31,341 --> 00:00:33,375 all over the place just to meet everyone's basic needs. 14 00:00:33,444 --> 00:00:34,843 - JAMES: Yeah, and then there are kids expensive needs 15 00:00:34,912 --> 00:00:36,511 which are actually wants, 16 00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:39,648 like sugar, entertainment, and, you know, fun times. 17 00:00:39,716 --> 00:00:41,917 - ASTRID: Are they worth it? Of course. 18 00:00:41,985 --> 00:00:44,152 How about some "thank-yous?" - BOTH: Thank you. 19 00:00:44,221 --> 00:00:46,988 - Anytime. Never again. - JAMES: But can you afford it? 20 00:00:47,057 --> 00:00:48,256 - It's a school night. So go brush your teeth. 21 00:00:48,325 --> 00:00:49,591 - JAMES: Chances are no. 22 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:50,759 They really did have a great time. 23 00:00:50,828 --> 00:00:51,893 I'm sorry you missed most of it. 24 00:00:51,962 --> 00:00:53,562 - Bringing Andrew was absurd. 25 00:00:53,630 --> 00:00:55,831 - I brought you a baby dragon to go. 26 00:00:55,899 --> 00:00:58,400 - It's chicken, FYI. - This is an expensive night. 27 00:00:58,469 --> 00:01:00,168 - Yeah, you gotta go all out sometimes. 28 00:01:00,237 --> 00:01:02,437 - We need to watch it, we've had takeout a few times this month 29 00:01:02,506 --> 00:01:05,574 and then paying for the kid's lessons and new summer clothes. 30 00:01:05,642 --> 00:01:08,009 - We have spoiled them rotten. 31 00:01:08,078 --> 00:01:09,978 - Stop being medieval. It's gross. 32 00:01:10,047 --> 00:01:11,480 - I get paid on Monday. 33 00:01:11,548 --> 00:01:15,450 Henceforth, we shall quit it with the spending. 34 00:01:15,519 --> 00:01:16,985 [humming] 35 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:18,520 You're just jealous. 36 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:22,023 Not everyone can be the fairest in the land. 37 00:01:22,092 --> 00:01:23,525 - ASTRID: Stop it! 38 00:01:29,766 --> 00:01:31,333 - ENNIS: I think you've done fantastic work, 39 00:01:31,401 --> 00:01:32,868 and I'm gonna go get some lunch. 40 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:36,371 Hey, Soup-er fan! Come on, let's get our 41 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,639 [elongating the "S"] slurp on. 42 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:39,207 - I'm sorry? 43 00:01:39,276 --> 00:01:40,442 - Come on, it's lunchtime. Let's go to Soup-Gasm. 44 00:01:40,511 --> 00:01:42,077 - I can't do Soup-Gasm today. 45 00:01:42,146 --> 00:01:43,712 Me and Astrid took the kids out for a big night last night. 46 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:45,313 We spent a lot of money, and so therefore, 47 00:01:45,382 --> 00:01:46,882 I can't spend more money on stuff I don't need. 48 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:50,952 - Like food. - I have food, you know. Tuna... 49 00:01:51,021 --> 00:01:53,288 - Oh, James. This is... 50 00:01:53,357 --> 00:01:54,890 - I know it's-- Well, don't do that. 51 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:57,392 - James, you work hard to make a good living, 52 00:01:57,461 --> 00:01:59,194 I mean, it's not that good. I know your take home, 53 00:01:59,263 --> 00:02:01,163 but that's all the more reason to treat yourself. 54 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:02,898 - I do deserve a treat. - Yeah. 55 00:02:02,966 --> 00:02:04,933 And Spicy Thai Tomato is the special today. 56 00:02:05,002 --> 00:02:07,802 But, Astrid and I are really sticking to a budget, 57 00:02:07,871 --> 00:02:09,471 because every month we go over a little bit. 58 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:11,273 - And even if it's like $5-- - Stop. Stop. 59 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:12,507 Stop, stop, stop, stop! It's too depressing. 60 00:02:12,576 --> 00:02:13,808 - Well, it's just soup, man. 61 00:02:13,877 --> 00:02:15,911 Look, This is not just about lunch, okay? 62 00:02:15,979 --> 00:02:18,947 This is about the soup of life, 63 00:02:19,016 --> 00:02:21,917 being ladled into the bowl of opportunity, 64 00:02:21,985 --> 00:02:26,755 and--and poured into the mouth of you. 65 00:02:29,359 --> 00:02:30,692 - I mean, if you were to treat me... 66 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:32,160 - I will buy your drink. 67 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:33,795 - Yeah, that's savings. All right, let's go. 68 00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:35,030 Let's do it. 69 00:02:35,098 --> 00:02:36,698 - Soup there it is! 70 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:37,999 - JAMES: Soup! 71 00:02:40,103 --> 00:02:42,337 - JAMES: Strut. Strut. Get it, get it. 72 00:02:42,406 --> 00:02:45,140 - Look what Daddy got us at the gas station. 73 00:02:45,209 --> 00:02:46,374 - We're cool. 74 00:02:48,445 --> 00:02:50,212 - Our eyes were hot. 75 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,913 - You guys, we can't buy you things 76 00:02:51,982 --> 00:02:53,281 every time we go into a store. 77 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:55,850 - That's what stores are for, Mama. 78 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,219 - Uh, no, baby. 79 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:59,120 Stores are for buying things you actually need. 80 00:02:59,189 --> 00:03:00,388 Daddy went into a gas station 81 00:03:00,457 --> 00:03:01,690 because Daddy needed gas for the car. 82 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:03,592 - He also bought a pepperoni stick. 83 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:06,394 - That's gas for me. - Sure is. 84 00:03:06,463 --> 00:03:09,431 - Can we go? This is not cool. 85 00:03:09,499 --> 00:03:11,366 - Get out of here. You're not cool. 86 00:03:12,369 --> 00:03:13,401 Hit the road. 87 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:15,003 That was a fruitful conversation. 88 00:03:15,072 --> 00:03:16,705 Our kids are going to be worse with money than we are. 89 00:03:16,773 --> 00:03:18,006 - Come on. We're doing okay. 90 00:03:18,075 --> 00:03:19,341 - James, we are $100 away 91 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:20,976 from going over budget this month, again. 92 00:03:21,044 --> 00:03:22,444 And we need groceries. 93 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:25,380 - It's actually more like $75. I got soup. 94 00:03:25,449 --> 00:03:27,882 Also, I bought an app that monitors spending. 95 00:03:27,951 --> 00:03:30,485 - How much was that? - I don't know... 96 00:03:30,554 --> 00:03:32,621 - There is this thing called retirement. 97 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:34,322 I've seen it in commercials. 98 00:03:34,391 --> 00:03:35,690 The concept is you get old 99 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:37,792 and then you actually stop working. 100 00:03:37,861 --> 00:03:39,060 - Because the robots took the jobs? 101 00:03:39,129 --> 00:03:40,528 - No, because you saved enough money 102 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:42,163 so you get to spend the rest of your days 103 00:03:42,232 --> 00:03:43,698 ziplining and sailing 104 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:46,268 and staring off into the horizon. 105 00:03:46,336 --> 00:03:47,335 I want that for us. 106 00:03:47,404 --> 00:03:48,637 - I just want to sit around 107 00:03:48,705 --> 00:03:50,538 and grin at nothing with you, my love. 108 00:03:50,607 --> 00:03:51,806 But what can we do? 109 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,942 - [cooing] - [giggling] 110 00:03:58,148 --> 00:04:00,782 - All right, we get it, you're cool backwards-heads guys. 111 00:04:00,851 --> 00:04:02,584 - VIV: No, we're cool hairy-face guys. 112 00:04:02,653 --> 00:04:04,286 - FELIX: We're in a band. 113 00:04:04,354 --> 00:04:06,721 - This family meeting is about something a little important. 114 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:07,922 - FELIX: The environment? 115 00:04:07,991 --> 00:04:09,291 - Well... - Not that important. 116 00:04:09,359 --> 00:04:11,926 - VIV: How worms are little dirt snakes? 117 00:04:11,995 --> 00:04:15,797 - Cash. Uh, we are running out of money for the month. 118 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:18,900 - Just use your card. - Well, cards are money. 119 00:04:18,969 --> 00:04:20,669 There's money in it, or on it. 120 00:04:20,737 --> 00:04:23,305 You can't see the money, but it's there or isn't. 121 00:04:23,373 --> 00:04:25,540 - Yep, uh, money is real and finite. 122 00:04:25,609 --> 00:04:27,042 Although it's only real because we've all sort of agreed 123 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:28,476 to pretend that it's real. 124 00:04:28,545 --> 00:04:30,111 Sort of like laws and international borders. 125 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,347 - How do I get to be rich and powerful? 126 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,316 - That'll never happen, so put that out of your mind. 127 00:04:34,384 --> 00:04:35,850 This family 128 00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:38,153 spends too much money on things that we do not need. 129 00:04:38,221 --> 00:04:40,188 - We have a certain amount of money each month, 130 00:04:40,257 --> 00:04:41,356 and that's called a budget, and if we go over budget-- 131 00:04:41,425 --> 00:04:42,891 - We die. - JAMES: That-- 132 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:45,026 - Nope, that's--okay. - No, we don't die. 133 00:04:45,095 --> 00:04:46,328 - We go into debt. - Stop interrupting. 134 00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:47,862 - Yeah. - Which means that 135 00:04:47,931 --> 00:04:50,498 we can't afford to save up for things that might be fun. 136 00:04:50,567 --> 00:04:52,701 - Like maybe going on vacation. - Or a VR headset. 137 00:04:52,769 --> 00:04:57,172 - A donkey with beautiful eyes. - JAMES: Mmm, yes. 138 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,674 So we can't spend any money for three days. 139 00:04:59,743 --> 00:05:02,243 - That's it. - You said we needed groceries. 140 00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:05,013 - You know what? We don't need groceries because... 141 00:05:05,082 --> 00:05:06,281 - Because... 142 00:05:06,350 --> 00:05:09,317 - We have food in the freezer. 143 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:12,887 Old food. 144 00:05:12,956 --> 00:05:17,058 JAMES: Okay, we got some egg rolls, a couple of mini quiches, 145 00:05:17,127 --> 00:05:20,495 some hash browns, some lasagna here, 146 00:05:20,564 --> 00:05:23,598 and some chili or spaghetti sauce, you decide. 147 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,567 - Those quiche things are from New Year's. 148 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:27,168 - N-new... 149 00:05:27,237 --> 00:05:29,003 - New Year's. - Yeah. New Year's. 150 00:05:29,072 --> 00:05:31,940 - Yeah, New Year's. - Sure. 151 00:05:32,008 --> 00:05:35,643 - And those hash browns are from Mother's Day breakfast. 152 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:38,613 - Yeah, it's like an edible time capsule. 153 00:05:38,682 --> 00:05:41,082 - I'm dipping my meat squares in my chili. 154 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:42,450 It's fine. 155 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:44,853 - Everything tastes like nothing. 156 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,755 - Yeah. - Neat, right? 157 00:05:46,823 --> 00:05:49,724 - It's great because we're saving money on groceries, 158 00:05:49,793 --> 00:05:51,459 and we also cleaned out the fridge. 159 00:05:51,528 --> 00:05:54,229 - Yeah, this whole weekend's gonna be a piece of cake. 160 00:05:54,297 --> 00:05:56,564 - Cake. Oh... 161 00:05:56,633 --> 00:05:57,732 Viv has Cole's birthday tomorrow. 162 00:05:57,801 --> 00:05:59,367 - Oh, no, no, no. 163 00:05:59,436 --> 00:06:03,438 I forget, does the invite say, "No presents allowed, please?" 164 00:06:03,507 --> 00:06:06,474 - No. I feel like I remember seeing "presents optional," 165 00:06:06,543 --> 00:06:08,143 which means, uh... 166 00:06:08,211 --> 00:06:10,378 Viv, does Cole like quiche? 167 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:12,781 - I can make him a present. 168 00:06:12,849 --> 00:06:13,982 - Really, honey? 169 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:15,683 - I don't like him that much anyways. 170 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,452 - Maybe don't say that to him on his birthday. 171 00:06:17,521 --> 00:06:18,686 - To Cole! - Yeah. 172 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:20,555 - VIV: To Cole... - Problem solved! 173 00:06:23,493 --> 00:06:26,161 - Quick, I need my glue. - Glue. 174 00:06:28,799 --> 00:06:30,765 - Colorful buttons? - Colorful buttons. 175 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,903 - And, pass me the colorful feathers. 176 00:06:34,971 --> 00:06:36,070 - Mm, colorful-- 177 00:06:36,139 --> 00:06:38,506 Yeah, colorful feathers, okay. 178 00:06:38,575 --> 00:06:40,008 Coming, stat. 179 00:06:40,076 --> 00:06:41,476 - ASTRID: As a parent, you're kind of like 180 00:06:41,545 --> 00:06:42,877 a patron of the arts. 181 00:06:42,946 --> 00:06:44,612 You give your child the supplies they need 182 00:06:44,681 --> 00:06:46,381 to explore and nurture their talent. 183 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:48,416 - JAMES: You have to keep them busy and out of your hair. 184 00:06:48,485 --> 00:06:50,318 - ASTRID: Many googly eyes and little snips of paper 185 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:52,253 end up in your vacuum cleaner and heating vents. 186 00:06:52,322 --> 00:06:55,590 But some of them will be glued together to make art 187 00:06:55,659 --> 00:06:57,559 or something art adjacent. 188 00:06:57,627 --> 00:06:59,027 - Ah! 189 00:06:59,095 --> 00:07:01,296 These set those costs $14? 190 00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:04,098 Whoa! 191 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,935 [giggling] 192 00:07:07,003 --> 00:07:09,037 - JAMES: Most of this art eventually finds its way 193 00:07:09,105 --> 00:07:10,972 to the trash. 194 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:12,307 - ASTRID: But every once in a while... 195 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:13,641 - VIV: It's finished. 196 00:07:13,710 --> 00:07:16,177 - ASTRID: ...you get a masterpiece. 197 00:07:16,246 --> 00:07:19,047 - VIV: Magic shoes. - Oh! [clapping] 198 00:07:21,084 --> 00:07:24,385 - [Astrid trilling her lips] - [Andrew cooing] 199 00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:30,191 - Hi! - ASTRID: Ooh! Hi. 200 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:32,293 - Cole bit his grandmother. - Yikes. 201 00:07:32,362 --> 00:07:34,896 - How was the food? - I'm stuffed with new food. 202 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:36,598 I don't have to eat old food for dinner. 203 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:39,968 - Splendid. - So I just heard some news. 204 00:07:40,036 --> 00:07:42,871 [clears throat] Donut Head and Foul Mouth Chicken 205 00:07:42,939 --> 00:07:44,672 are combining for one weekend only 206 00:07:44,741 --> 00:07:48,009 to make a donut-chicken sandwich where the bread is donuts, 207 00:07:48,078 --> 00:07:49,577 and it's a onetime only thing happening this weekend. 208 00:07:49,646 --> 00:07:51,145 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 209 00:07:51,214 --> 00:07:54,549 - Yeah, the big kids were talking about it on the bus. 210 00:07:54,618 --> 00:07:57,151 - They know everything. They have phones. 211 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:59,287 - I have phones [laughing]. 212 00:08:01,525 --> 00:08:03,291 Our two favorite local restaurants 213 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,360 are merging to create a thousand calorie 214 00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:07,095 donut-chicken sandwich 215 00:08:07,163 --> 00:08:10,298 that they're calling "The Double Trouble." 216 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:11,633 Available only this weekend. 217 00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:13,768 - We have to go right now. 218 00:08:13,837 --> 00:08:15,737 - Okay, we only have $75 left in the budget. 219 00:08:15,805 --> 00:08:18,239 - How much are the sandwiches? - Roughly $13 apiece. 220 00:08:18,308 --> 00:08:20,775 - Thirteen times four, that's... 52, subtract by seven... 221 00:08:20,844 --> 00:08:24,679 So that's $23 left for our retirement. 222 00:08:24,748 --> 00:08:26,848 - Okay, guys, we really need to stick 223 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:28,783 to the not spending challenge. 224 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:30,685 - BOTH: Aww... 225 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:39,193 - But I think that if we don't spend this weekend, we maybe, 226 00:08:39,262 --> 00:08:41,896 maybe deserve a little treat. 227 00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:43,064 If you clean your rooms. 228 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,300 - BOTH: Yes! - ASTRID: Yes, yes, yes. 229 00:08:45,368 --> 00:08:47,702 - Okay, I am so confident we are going to get through this 230 00:08:47,771 --> 00:08:49,504 that I'm pre-ordering these bad boys right now. 231 00:08:49,573 --> 00:08:51,139 - But that puts us right on the edge. 232 00:08:51,207 --> 00:08:53,541 And I really want to bank that $23 for our golden years. 233 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:56,678 - Totally. Totally. W--this says "payment method declined." 234 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,746 - What? Let me check the balance. Try again? 235 00:08:58,815 --> 00:09:01,950 - The last time I used this card was at the medieval place. 236 00:09:02,018 --> 00:09:03,851 - That wench! - You mean the server? 237 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,987 - They prefer wench. I bet she fleeced us. 238 00:09:06,056 --> 00:09:08,056 She looked very... she was not trustworthy. 239 00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:09,724 - You're just saying that because she dropped character 240 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:11,559 when you asked her if the horses were strong. 241 00:09:11,628 --> 00:09:12,894 - I mean... 242 00:09:16,266 --> 00:09:18,232 - Oh, my God. 243 00:09:18,301 --> 00:09:20,068 - This couch. - What? 244 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:21,636 - Remember how we bought the couch 245 00:09:21,705 --> 00:09:24,539 at Don't-Pay-a-Dime- for-24-Months-Time event? 246 00:09:24,608 --> 00:09:25,740 - That was two years ago? - That was two years ago 247 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:27,008 - equals 24 months. - Oh... 248 00:09:27,077 --> 00:09:28,743 - The first payment just came through, 249 00:09:28,812 --> 00:09:30,478 it's $129. 250 00:09:30,547 --> 00:09:32,547 I don't even like this couch anymore. 251 00:09:32,616 --> 00:09:33,848 - We weren't fleeced by a wench, 252 00:09:33,917 --> 00:09:36,117 we were fleeced by our former selves. 253 00:09:36,186 --> 00:09:37,852 And we're 50 bucks over budget. 254 00:09:37,921 --> 00:09:41,255 - FELIX: I'm done cleaning my room! 255 00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:43,157 - No. - [grumbling] 256 00:09:43,226 --> 00:09:46,127 - VIV: Me too! - No... 257 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:56,371 - Corey's just showing the kids his new recording studio. 258 00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:58,306 - Care for a little snack? - Oh, ooh. 259 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:00,808 - JAMES: It's a whole thing. - Yes, please. 260 00:10:00,877 --> 00:10:02,710 - So, what do you crazy kids want to talk about? 261 00:10:02,779 --> 00:10:04,812 - Actually, James and I have some financial questions. 262 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:07,015 - How much do you need? 263 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,416 Keep it in your pants, Dawn. 264 00:10:08,485 --> 00:10:10,385 - We just need some advice. - Legal? 265 00:10:10,453 --> 00:10:12,186 Do you need to file for bankruptcy? 266 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:14,155 Have they threatened to repo your car? 267 00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:16,124 - No, no. No. - What? Who--what are you-- 268 00:10:16,192 --> 00:10:17,692 - Who--no. We-- - No, no. 269 00:10:17,761 --> 00:10:19,560 - We just need some help staying on budget. 270 00:10:19,629 --> 00:10:22,063 - We're trying to teach our kids healthy money habits, 271 00:10:22,132 --> 00:10:23,731 and we realized that we... 272 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,333 - don't have those. - Zero. 273 00:10:25,402 --> 00:10:28,236 - You know, I left the world of high finance behind me 274 00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:31,172 to embrace a simple, bohemian lifestyle. 275 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,474 Sweetheart, do we have any more of that truffle tapenade? 276 00:10:33,543 --> 00:10:34,742 - Oh, no, no. You finished it 277 00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:36,244 after Cirque du Soleil last week. 278 00:10:36,312 --> 00:10:38,212 - Mm. Bummer. 279 00:10:38,281 --> 00:10:40,515 Well, every good financial plan begins with a goal. 280 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,083 - Mm-hmm. - What's your goal? 281 00:10:42,152 --> 00:10:46,587 - Well... there are these chicken sandwiches... 282 00:10:46,656 --> 00:10:48,089 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 283 00:10:48,158 --> 00:10:49,323 - That's... - Well, they're not just 284 00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:50,792 - any sandwiches. - No. Sorry. 285 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:51,993 - Yes. No, no, no. - That's--give credit 286 00:10:52,062 --> 00:10:53,361 where credit is due. Uh... 287 00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:56,597 - Yeah. - The bread is actually donuts. 288 00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:57,732 - Hmm... 289 00:10:57,801 --> 00:10:59,400 - Anyway, uh... - Yeah, just... 290 00:10:59,469 --> 00:11:01,736 we told the kids that if we didn't overspend this weekend, 291 00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:03,871 we treat ourselves to a fancy meal. 292 00:11:03,940 --> 00:11:05,406 - Yeah. - Well you need another source-- 293 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:06,674 Oh, I'm sorry, go. 294 00:11:06,743 --> 00:11:08,376 - You need another source of income. 295 00:11:08,445 --> 00:11:10,978 - How do we do--there's-- we already have two of those. 296 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,313 - Well, it's a modest goal, 297 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:14,382 so you only need a modest increase in income. 298 00:11:14,451 --> 00:11:15,583 - Oh. 299 00:11:18,822 --> 00:11:20,354 Look at all our stuff. 300 00:11:20,423 --> 00:11:23,124 We're sitting on a goldmine of second hand goods. 301 00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:24,759 - Yeah. Remember this waffle iron? 302 00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:26,661 - Oh. - This was expensive. 303 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,596 - How many times we use that? - Like, three, tops. 304 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:29,731 - I had a little dream about being 305 00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:31,065 a Saturday morning waffle dad. 306 00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:33,267 - You're a bimonthly pancake dad. 307 00:11:33,336 --> 00:11:34,669 - Mm. - And what are waffles 308 00:11:34,738 --> 00:11:36,671 - if not plaid pancakes. - I agree. 309 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:38,039 This waffle iron is getting sold. 310 00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:39,907 - He gone. - Next! 311 00:11:39,976 --> 00:11:41,476 - Next! - JAMES: Okay, okay. 312 00:11:41,544 --> 00:11:43,010 - What's it gonna be? - Here we go. Here we go. 313 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:44,512 - What's it gonna be. Okay. - JAMES: Oh. 314 00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:45,713 Um... 315 00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:48,516 - Oh, what about the blender? - Oh? 316 00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,351 - Mm... - Real space hog. 317 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,953 - Yeah. As you know, I've been having smoothies in the morning 318 00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:53,688 instead of toast. What about the toaster? 319 00:11:53,757 --> 00:11:55,990 - Because you're not eating toast, James? Get over yourself. 320 00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:58,426 - Okay, well, we need the stove. We need a dishwasher. 321 00:11:58,495 --> 00:11:59,827 - ASTRID: Okay. - That stays. 322 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,562 You got two hairdryers. Do you need those? 323 00:12:01,631 --> 00:12:03,231 - You need your phone and clothes? 324 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:05,867 - Okay, well let's just start with the waffle iron. 325 00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:07,502 - All right, we list it for 50 bucks. 326 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:08,803 - Love your brain. 327 00:12:08,872 --> 00:12:10,671 - Who's the financial genius now, Dawn? 328 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:12,740 - Hey, can you believe that Corey, Dawn, and Bo 329 00:12:12,809 --> 00:12:14,442 are coming with us to Double Trouble? 330 00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,978 Like, I can't imagine your sister having a single donut. 331 00:12:17,046 --> 00:12:19,147 - Don't let her prissy façade fool you. 332 00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:20,748 You've never seen her gremlin her way 333 00:12:20,817 --> 00:12:21,849 through a bucket of chicken. 334 00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:23,284 - Do you think she'll treat? 335 00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:25,720 - [groaning } - Sometimes she offers to treat. 336 00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,556 - Yeah. It's so smug and so annoying. 337 00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,591 - Yeah, we hate that. It's so annoying. 338 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,692 - Now when they do that, 339 00:12:31,761 --> 00:12:33,094 - Yes. - We pocket the money 340 00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:35,396 from the waffle iron and we shush our lips. 341 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:38,099 - Oh. This is all getting shushed. 342 00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:40,568 I don't... 343 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:42,003 - How is this possible? - I don't... 344 00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,638 - We have no bids on our waffle iron. 345 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:46,874 Have we priced it too high? Are we scaring people off? 346 00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,976 - I think $50 is pretty low, considering what people 347 00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,545 are willing to spend on here. Look at this guy. 348 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,947 He's offering $80 to be driven to the airport. 349 00:12:53,016 --> 00:12:55,183 - What a ding-dong. - What a weirdo. Why? 350 00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:58,452 - Get an Uber, you creep. - Who on Earth... 351 00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:03,658 - Fifty dollars plus $80... - Is $120. 352 00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:05,426 - It's going to go ahead and be 130. 353 00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:07,261 - One thirty. That's $130. 354 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,096 - ENNIS: [over phone] Hey, this is Ennis. 355 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:12,433 I'm screening my calls and you didn't make the cuts. 356 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,235 - Leave a message, please, and - [cat yowling] 357 00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:17,405 - see what happens. No promises. - [glass shattering] 358 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:21,409 - Ennis! If I wind up dead or on Dateline it's your fault! 359 00:13:21,477 --> 00:13:22,810 You probably like that, wouldn't you? 360 00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,445 Being interviewed by Keith Morrison 361 00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,514 all being like, "I was his best friend," 362 00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,450 and using the publicity to meet girls. 363 00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,219 H-hey! Sor--hey--uh, bye. 364 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:34,088 Hey, are you [clears throat] Jefferson? 365 00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:39,026 - I'd prefer you didn't use my name going forward, James. 366 00:13:39,095 --> 00:13:42,396 - Okay, and I prefer you use the back seat. 367 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:46,534 - I'm a little big for a car seat, James. 368 00:13:46,603 --> 00:13:49,370 - Yep. Fair enough. 369 00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:52,607 So maybe, uh, I was thinking maybe we handle this upfront. 370 00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:54,408 - I will give you $20 now, 371 00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:57,812 and five dollars every five kilometers until we arrive. 372 00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:01,115 Does that work for you, James? 373 00:14:01,184 --> 00:14:03,150 - Sure. Why do you keep saying my name? 374 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:06,153 - Also, why can't I say-- - What's that, James? 375 00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:11,359 - Nothing. 376 00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:15,429 - Then let's go, shall we? 377 00:14:15,498 --> 00:14:18,633 James? No, we're not going to do that. Okay. 378 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,375 Well, we're $80 richer, 379 00:14:27,443 --> 00:14:30,044 and I don't want to ever hear my name again. 380 00:14:30,113 --> 00:14:32,246 - How we doing here? - This guy's driving me nuts. 381 00:14:32,315 --> 00:14:34,448 He's asking a million questions about the waffle iron. 382 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:36,584 - He wants to see the "papers." - It's not a show dog. 383 00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,719 - Yes, okay, whatever gets you off my back, 384 00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:41,088 - "Bobsyouruncle69." - [message sending sound] 385 00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:42,089 - Sold. - Wha-- 386 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:44,025 We just--we're up 50 bucks? 387 00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:46,761 - Yeah, 43, give or take. Take, actually. 388 00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,195 - Wait, you sold it for seven dollars? 389 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:49,964 - I haggled him up to seven. He offered one. 390 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,033 - Well, the couch, we're down 54. 391 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:53,868 Then I drove Dracula to the airport, 392 00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:56,771 and the waffle iron, that makes us... 393 00:14:56,839 --> 00:14:58,940 - Well, we can't do the sandwiches. 394 00:14:59,008 --> 00:15:01,008 - We can't? - [groaning] 395 00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:03,377 - This is the saddest day in my life. 396 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,513 - I'm sorry, guys, we--we really tried. 397 00:15:05,581 --> 00:15:07,415 - Don't worry, there's going to be more hybrid junk food 398 00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:09,817 that comes around. Pizza taco... 399 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,352 the hot dog ice cream. 400 00:15:11,421 --> 00:15:12,853 - ASTRID: Wait... 401 00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:15,189 - What's going on? Bob69 back in? 402 00:15:15,258 --> 00:15:18,726 - LolaP. I sold my hair dryers. 403 00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:20,761 - Both of them? - Mm-hmm. Package deal. 404 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,129 Yeah, one's a straightening iron, 405 00:15:22,198 --> 00:15:23,798 one's a curl diffuser... 406 00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:27,401 - Twenty-three bucks. - We have the money! 407 00:15:31,774 --> 00:15:34,208 - Let's close our eyes and follow the smell there. 408 00:15:34,277 --> 00:15:35,776 - You know, closing your eyes and following the smell 409 00:15:35,845 --> 00:15:37,378 is a dangerous game in the city. 410 00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:39,046 - Okay, remember, no extras or add-ons. 411 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:41,282 Right? They will ask if you want guac, and the answer is no, 412 00:15:41,351 --> 00:15:42,917 because guac is always extra. 413 00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:45,953 - Yes, and if Auntie Dawn says, "Of course we must have guac, 414 00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:47,822 it's my treat," then we will not argue. 415 00:15:47,890 --> 00:15:48,923 - ASTRID: Okay. 416 00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:50,825 - Shall we? - Yes. 417 00:15:50,893 --> 00:15:52,126 -DAWN: Hi. - What's-- 418 00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:53,828 I--I thought we were meeting there. 419 00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:56,130 - Bo's brother, Trevor, needs us, it's an emergency. 420 00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:58,432 - Did something happen to his Tesla? Did he go rogue... 421 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:01,602 - He was arrested in Indonesia trying to import a rare bird. 422 00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:03,404 - He's in prison? - He needs bail, 423 00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,039 and they won't take any of his crypto. 424 00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:07,208 We need to go to the embassy right now and sort it out. 425 00:16:07,276 --> 00:16:08,642 - I'm sorry you can't make it. 426 00:16:08,711 --> 00:16:10,277 - Oh, no one was more upset than Corey, 427 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:11,812 so we thought you could take him? 428 00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:13,047 - Please? 429 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:15,649 - Of course. Yeah. 430 00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:16,884 - Thank you. - Oh, wait. 431 00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:18,552 You're going to need this for him. 432 00:16:19,622 --> 00:16:22,623 Uh... uh... 433 00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:28,462 Ah, ah. Here it is. 434 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:30,698 Corey's health card, just in case. 435 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,600 - BO: God forbid we have another emergency. 436 00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:33,768 It's not our lucky day. 437 00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:35,002 - Dang this stuff. 438 00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:37,405 Well, listen, we've got to run. 439 00:16:37,473 --> 00:16:40,975 Corey, sweetheart, have fun and listen to your body, okay? 440 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:42,276 - Okay. Love you, Momma. 441 00:16:42,345 --> 00:16:43,644 - Love you, Baby Boy. - Love you. Okay. 442 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:45,479 - Okay, that's great. - DAWN: Bye! 443 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:47,715 - Thank you, guys, thank you, don--don't worry about this. 444 00:16:47,784 --> 00:16:50,651 We're totally great. 445 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:54,055 Did you know give you any money for the, you know, sandwich? 446 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:56,457 - Nope. We're short some "you knows." 447 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:06,467 - We only need eight bucks. Can we just put it on credit? 448 00:17:06,536 --> 00:17:08,235 - Okay, listen, we've gone to insane lengths to prove 449 00:17:08,304 --> 00:17:09,904 to ourselves and our kids that we can handle this budget. 450 00:17:09,972 --> 00:17:11,806 - We can't blow it now. - Okay, okay, you know what? 451 00:17:11,874 --> 00:17:13,541 - I won't have the sandwich. - Okay, good, deal. 452 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:15,376 - What? You're going to let me not have the sandwich? 453 00:17:15,445 --> 00:17:17,178 You're not going to offer or split a sandwich with me? 454 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,813 - It's a fake offer, all right? I won't have a sandwich. 455 00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:20,748 I'll just eat the kids garbage like I always do. 456 00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:23,117 - Oh, you say it, that's a real offer, but when I do it-- 457 00:17:23,186 --> 00:17:24,652 - I don't know how much is in here, 458 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,087 - Huh? - FELIX: but, 459 00:17:26,155 --> 00:17:28,389 it's probably enough for all the sandwiches. 460 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,356 I'll pay. 461 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:30,691 - Felix, - Oh, my God... 462 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,359 you are such a sweetheart. 463 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,628 That's--buddy, we're not going to be taking your money. 464 00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:37,731 - No, I think it's such a beautiful offer, Felix. 465 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,800 We'll take it and we'll pay you back. 466 00:17:39,869 --> 00:17:41,168 I'm so proud of you. 467 00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:43,771 - I actually think we shouldn't take it, 468 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,239 - because he saved that money. - Oh, let him pay, it's such 469 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:46,607 a beautiful gesture. 470 00:17:46,676 --> 00:17:48,742 - I just, I for real won't have the sandwich. 471 00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:52,012 - You have to have one. Let me pay. 472 00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:53,581 - ASTRID: Felix, thank you. - FELIX: I think 473 00:17:53,649 --> 00:17:55,850 - we only have bills. - ASTRID: Wow, a special moment. 474 00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:59,253 Wha-- "I owe you?" 475 00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:00,754 - So, Felix, here's what happened. 476 00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:02,590 I borrowed that money because the pizza man, 477 00:18:02,658 --> 00:18:04,258 his debit machine wasn't working. 478 00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:06,460 - Also, that happened twice. - You robbed your son, James. 479 00:18:06,529 --> 00:18:08,329 - I'm so sorry, Felix, but we're going to pay you back. 480 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:09,997 - Daddy will give you that money back. 481 00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:12,199 - We all had that pizza, so I don't know why I would... 482 00:18:12,268 --> 00:18:14,301 - All right, there has to be eight dollars of change 483 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,003 somewhere in this house. 484 00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:17,972 We just got to find it. 485 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,375 - FELIX: "I owe you?" 486 00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:27,481 - Nope. 487 00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:29,750 - No. 488 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,289 - Ah! - Oh! 489 00:18:39,562 --> 00:18:40,761 - COREY: Oh, my God! 490 00:18:46,903 --> 00:18:48,302 - Hey, don't destroy Viv's artwork for this. 491 00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:49,937 - Viv was in daycare when she made this. 492 00:18:50,006 --> 00:18:52,339 - This is her teacher's artwork. - Okay, destroy that. 493 00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:59,713 - Don't breathe. Don't breathe. Don't breathe. 494 00:18:59,782 --> 00:19:02,216 God help me! 495 00:19:02,285 --> 00:19:03,417 - Ah-ha! 496 00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:06,520 - [grunting] 497 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,257 Yes! 498 00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:13,961 - Oh... 499 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:16,430 FELIX: Yes! 500 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:21,302 - Yes! 501 00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:24,138 Eight sixty-five, we have enough! 502 00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:25,472 - We have enou-- I can get a sandwich too? 503 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,607 - We have enough! 504 00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:28,275 - Yeah! - You can get a sandwich! 505 00:19:28,344 --> 00:19:31,345 - Can I please have mine with a regular bun instead of donuts? 506 00:19:31,414 --> 00:19:32,513 - BOTH: No! 507 00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:34,648 - ASTRID: Ugh. - Oof. 508 00:19:34,717 --> 00:19:36,650 - I'm so full, and I only ate half. 509 00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,252 - Hey, you didn't eat your chicken. 510 00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:41,689 - I just wanted the donut. - Okay, you know what? 511 00:19:41,757 --> 00:19:44,091 Everybody eat what you want. Don't eat what you want. 512 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,160 We earned this meal. - Yes. 513 00:19:46,229 --> 00:19:48,295 - I actually like how disgusting it is. 514 00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:50,998 - And you know what extra food means? 515 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,800 - Leftovers. - Mm, there it is. 516 00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:55,169 All right, get ready to pack it up, guys. 517 00:19:55,238 --> 00:19:56,804 - ASTRID: In the world of finance, 518 00:19:56,872 --> 00:19:58,973 kids are what are known as a wild variable. 519 00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,908 - JAMES: Okay, is that a technical term? 520 00:20:00,977 --> 00:20:03,510 - ASTRID: Probably. The point is it's hard to budget with kids. 521 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:06,247 Their needs and their wants are constantly changing. 522 00:20:06,315 --> 00:20:08,349 - JAMES: Some people are great at having a financial plan 523 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,883 and sticking to it. 524 00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:11,485 - ASTRID: While the rest of us are just hoping 525 00:20:11,554 --> 00:20:12,753 their kids become rich enough to put us 526 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:13,954 in a fancy retirement home. 527 00:20:14,023 --> 00:20:15,889 - JAMES: Ooh, that's the dream. 528 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,658 - [belching] 529 00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:19,727 Morris did it. 530 00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:26,267 - COREY: Water, please. - Thank you. 531 00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:27,768 - COREY: [panting] Water. 532 00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:30,738 I'm so thirsty from that donut chicken place. 533 00:20:30,806 --> 00:20:32,339 - Oh, how about some pressed celery juice? 534 00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:34,208 - Oh, or some sparkling? - Oh, yeah. 535 00:20:34,277 --> 00:20:38,846 - Wait. Is this the money I told you to give Astrid Aunty? 536 00:20:38,914 --> 00:20:39,947 - They never asked me to pay. 537 00:20:40,016 --> 00:20:41,248 - I'm going to invest it 538 00:20:41,317 --> 00:20:43,350 into your high interest savings accounts. 539 00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:44,652 - Yes! Thank you! 540 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,720 - We spoil you. - Mm. 541 00:20:46,789 --> 00:20:49,523 - Love. - Give me that. 542 00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:51,025 I'm so thirsty. 543 00:20:51,093 --> 00:20:54,028 - ♪ I love my kids, but kids ruin everything ♪ 544 00:20:54,096 --> 00:20:56,630 - ♪ Everything ♪ - ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 545 00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:59,600 - ♪ I love my kids, but kids ruin everything ♪ 546 00:20:59,669 --> 00:21:01,568 - ♪ Everything ♪ - ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 547 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,737 - ♪ No more sleeping in ♪ 548 00:21:03,806 --> 00:21:06,640 ♪ I got kids in my face ♪ 549 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,476 ♪ I never knew, but now I see ♪ 550 00:21:09,545 --> 00:21:13,347 ♪ That children ruin everything ♪ 551 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,983 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪ - ♪ Everything ♪ 552 00:21:16,052 --> 00:21:17,685 - ♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪ 553 00:21:17,753 --> 00:21:20,154 ♪ I never knew, but now I see ♪ 554 00:21:20,222 --> 00:21:23,290 ♪ I really hate this shh... ♪