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- Mmmm...
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- It's Saturday.
- Mm-hmm...
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- What do you wanna do
this weekend?
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- Sleep in.
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Then...I don't know...Brunch.
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Oh...yeah, we could go to
Kensington Market,
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or we could walk
around Trinity Bellwoods?
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- Oh, yeah...
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And then...come home?
Take a nap?
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- Before kids,
weekends were for
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sleeping in and doing
what you felt like:
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brunch, booze,
and hanging out.
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- Good morning!
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- Wake up, sleepyheads!
- Wake up...!
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- Now, weekends
are a mad scramble
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of chores you didn't finish
during the week.
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- And making sure
your kids are fed,
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exercised, and entertained.
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- Can we try to catch a squirrel
today, and what's for breakfast?
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- Maybe, and I don't know.
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- Can I spend
all my birthday money?
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Can I dye my hair, please?
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- Probably not,
and definitely not.
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This weekend's already
pretty jam-packed as it is.
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[baby crying]
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There he is!
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Viv! Let's go.
Let's go, c'mon.
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- More quality time to connect,
but there are lessons,
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and playdates,
and so many birthdays.
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I'm amazing at laser-tag now.
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- You're supposed to let the
kids win on their birthdays--
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- I'm giving the gift
of humility!
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- OK. You end up
feeling like a chauffer,
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driving the kids from place,
to place, to place.
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- And that quality time
that you were hoping for
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goes up in flames
as your weekend becomes
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a two-day physical
and emotional obstacle course
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that leaves you exhausted.
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- But, if you make it
till Monday, you get
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five days of work to recharge
until the next weekend.
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You thought we forgot you?
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Well, we did.
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- Okay, last item.
We're almost done, Marla?
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- You're almost done.
I work late on Fridays
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and start early on Mondays.
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Okay. So, the canned bananas,
they arrive in three weeks.
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- They're not just
"canned bananas," James.
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They're "Cananas,"
a Baggie's Buys exclusive.
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Put some respect on it.
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- Well, uh, there's not enough
room in the warehouse for them,
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so we're going to have
to stack them
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a little bit higher
than we normally do.
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- Are you willing to accept
the danger? The carnage?
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- Can you explain the carnage?
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- A can falling from that
height will kill a man
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faster than a Dracohydra
fighting a level-one paladin.
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- Can you...continue to explain?
- Accidents are
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the fourth-leading cause
of death in this country.
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- They are?
- Especially for kids,
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which have even fewer
"hit points."
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- Yes, they are very frail.
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- This morning I hurt Felix's
shoulder by hugging him.
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- You'll be
back in the office next week?
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That was not meant
to sound like a question.
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- Yes, uh, have a good weekend!
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- I'll be here till mid--
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- Hey! Okay, that's
...hot coffee.
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- ...but if I have
to use labels,
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I would say my socials
are my actual work,
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my job keeps me grounded,
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and my passion
is espresso-making.
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- So, is that a "yes, we do
have enough public toilets
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for the World Cup,"
or "no, we do not"?
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- Yes.
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And no, right...?
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- Wow! Look at that,
almost 5:30.
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How 'bout we, uh, take
the weekend to mull this over,
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hit the ground running
on Monday?
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- Yes, love that.
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- Great.
- Hey, any big weekend plans?
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- Yes! Y'know,
laundry, groceries,
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hanging out with my kids,
who I miss.
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- I never see my nephew.
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I should really see him more.
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- You guys close?
- No.
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- Anyway, if I leave now,
I can probably
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get home
in time for dinner, so...
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- Oh! Oh, whoa,
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this is some problematic
positioning on my part.
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You are free to leave.
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Please get some serious R&R
after this grind of a week.
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- Yeah, I'll make the most
of my 30 minutes in traffic
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before I'm back
on the Mom-clock.
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- Yeah, interesting,
I read this article
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about this new thing
families in Portland are doing,
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where you have kids,
but your life doesn't change.
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- Hey, can you forward
that article to my nipples?
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- Uh, hundo-P.
- Have a great weekend!
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- Namibougie!
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- I'm a Namibougie!
You're Namibougie!
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Ow!
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- Namibougie!
- Who's a Namibougie!?
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- You're a namibougie!
- You're a namibougie!
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- We're all namibougie!
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- Hi!
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Anyone want
to explain to mom what a...
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namibougie is?
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- You had to be there.
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- OK, guys, snack time!
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- Snack time!
- Snack time!
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- Was that shade?
- No, no. You're cool.
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- What's a namibougie?
- Mmm...
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- Hello!
- Hi.
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- It's a stand-in for
"butt burger," which I outlawed.
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- You run a tight ship.
- Mm-hmm.
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- They are getting so funny.
Like, actually funny.
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Felix does this impression of
his teacher now that's like...
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I tried to take a video
of it, but...
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- Oh, yeah, he still
won't let us take pictures.
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- Uh, what's with the rocks?
- Oh...
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That is for Viv's business!
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- Viv's starting a business?
- Mm-hmm!
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- She even sorted them
into categories!
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Long, sharp, dark...
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ten dollars...
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- It's a safe activity.
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- I need to spend
more time with them!
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I, I feel like
I'm missing everything!
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Why don't we
do something together
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fy wkend?
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- Felix is going
to Wonderland with Gus' family.
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They sent me an invoice!
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- Ugh!
- $60 for admission,
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plus $40 for food, gas,
and "incidentals."
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- What is that, like,
wear and tear to their car?
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Their cell phone bill
for the day?
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Let's cancel!
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Okay? Felix needs
to be with us.
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His own, better,
not-weird family.
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- But that seems like a...
tough sell.
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- He's going to be fine.
James, we're his parents.
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We don't need to "sell" him
on anything.
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Hey...
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What'cha up to?
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- Making a list of cool rides.
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- Love that shirt.
- You bought it.
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- You know what
we should do tomorrow?
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Something fun together
as a family.
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- I'm gonna be riding on
rollercoasters all day.
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Nothing beats that.
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- I'm here!
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- Okay, but Felix,
would you rather
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go to Wonderland
with Gus and his parents, or...
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Or!
- Mmm.
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- Be part of a big family
adventure,
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with us, together,
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that may not be as exciting
as Wonderland,
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but will be more special.
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- Yay!
- Eh! She knows it.
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- What's the adventure?
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- Big adventure to...
be determined.
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- Mm, the word "adventure"
is doing
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a lot of the heavy
lifting here.
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- Family meeting!
Let's make it cozy!
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Hey!
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- Alright, I did some
power-researching
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while we were getting changed,
and...ta-dah!
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- Ta-dah!
- What?!
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- Ta-dah!
- Three "ta-dahs"?
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- Move over, Wonderland.
New adventure in town.
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- Are those ponies?!
- Yes.
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They're ponies,
and we can ride them!
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And then, look, they also
take you on a scenic trail!
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- So a small pony,
so if you fall off...
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don't, don't fall off.
- Ponies are real?
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- Yes, Wondergirl,
you're thinking of unicorns.
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- Unicorns are real.
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They live in Australia
and they eat snakes.
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- Yep, like spaghetti.
- Yep.
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- Imagine all of us
in the woods on ponies,
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riding through
like a cowboy family.
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- Ponies!
- What do you think, Felix?
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Alright...
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It's fine.
Sorry, I'm just...
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I'm forcing it, because I
haven't seen you all week.
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Honestly, I don't want anyone to
do anything they don't wanna do.
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- I want to ride the ponies.
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- I think she's talking
about your brother.
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- We'll do something
together soon.
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- I wanna go.
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- You wanna go
on the pony-ride?
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Oh my god, really?
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- Yeah! It sounds really fun.
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- Ponies!
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- Felix! Ah...
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This is gonna be an amazing...
cherished family memory.
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No pressure!
Thank you! Thank you...
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Y'know, I really think
that this could be, like...
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our thing! Y'know?
Saturday: family adventures.
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- Yeah, we can become
one of those families
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who, like,
their whole identity is
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"they go hiking."
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- Yes.
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- Not much in the way of snacks,
kinda... out of everything.
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- Okay, we'll go grocery
shopping tomorrow.
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- Okay...
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- Can I invite Gus
to the pony ride?
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- I don't think Gus is going
to be passing up Wonderland
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to ride a bunch of ponies,
buddy.
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- Also, this is kind of an us...
family thing. Right?
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- Besides, rollercoasters
can be dangerous.
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- James, anything
can be dangerous.
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- Yeah, a kid at my school
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got a concussion
at recess yesterday.
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- See?
- What was he doing?
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- Playing.
- [James gasps]
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- Alright, Andrew's
nap-window is closing,
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so let's uh,
hit the road, let's go!
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- Leaving the house with
a baby can be challenging.
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- Alright, guys, c'mon,
let's do it!
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- And risky--
- James!
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- What?
Their skulls are soft!
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Outside is where
the skull-danger is.
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- I gotta tie my shoe...
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- What I'm talking about is
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scheduling around
feedings and naps.
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It's a delicate dance, and it
takes months to find a groove.
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- You have to line up
everything just right,
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because if you don't...
- You're far from home
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with a fussy namibougie baby
on your hands.
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- Nope, that's not--
- Really?
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- Not, no, you didn't
use it right.
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You really had to be there.
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- I wanna play with them!
- Go on!
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- James?
- C'mere! Huh...?
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- Move, move, move!
- Yes, uh huh...
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I'm gonna just do
one more thing,
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watch out for
your little fingies...
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And...oh!
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And what about my fingies?
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There we go, there we go.
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Coming, coming, coming!
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- This seems very...
wholesome and peaceful.
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Andrew agrees.
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- See? Told you this place
would kick ass.
246
00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,020
Kids'll probably tell me
they love me because of it.
247
00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:08,823
Unless they're,
unless they're namibougies!
248
00:09:08,892 --> 00:09:10,224
- You're not
using that word right.
249
00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,659
- Shh! Let's just stay
positive.
250
00:09:11,728 --> 00:09:13,728
- You kids here
for the pony trail?
251
00:09:13,797 --> 00:09:15,196
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
252
00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:16,664
- Yeah, look at that!
253
00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:19,100
- We're kind of an outdoorsy
family, so...
254
00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:20,668
- Yeah...
- No rides today, I'm afraid.
255
00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:21,769
- What?!
- What?!
256
00:09:21,838 --> 00:09:23,104
- C'mon!
- One of the ponies
257
00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:25,873
got into a bag of
coffee beans yesterday.
258
00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:28,476
- Ahhh, and that makes him...
- What...?
259
00:09:28,545 --> 00:09:30,011
Whoa, so productive...?
260
00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,480
- No. Makes 'em mean.
261
00:09:32,549 --> 00:09:35,149
She bit a child
right in the armpit.
262
00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:37,485
- In the armpit?
263
00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,420
- What about the other ponies?
264
00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:41,789
Can we ride some
of the not-bitey ones?
265
00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:43,491
Oh, no, if one pony
gets vicious,
266
00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,027
we have to shut down
the whole operation
267
00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:48,863
and wait for Animal Control
to investigate.
268
00:09:48,932 --> 00:09:50,398
Oh, their rules, not mine.
269
00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:52,467
- Sorry kids, the ponies
are having a bad day.
270
00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:53,668
- This sucks!
271
00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:55,169
- This super sucks!
272
00:09:55,238 --> 00:09:57,138
Hold on, there's
still a trail, right?
273
00:09:57,207 --> 00:10:00,208
- Oh, yes!
80 acres to hike on!
274
00:10:00,276 --> 00:10:01,776
- Okay!
- Okay, wow, 80 acres...
275
00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:03,611
What is, that seems,
how big is that?
276
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,413
- Roughly 32 hectares,
277
00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:08,950
and just shy of
390,000 square yards.
278
00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:10,118
- Very helpful, thank you.
279
00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:11,653
- Great!
Kids, ready to hike?
280
00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:14,922
- I don't want to use my legs,
I want pony legs!
281
00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,457
- I wanna go to Wonderland!
282
00:10:16,526 --> 00:10:18,259
- Guys, c'mon, we only have
a couple days together.
283
00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:19,627
Let's try to make
the most of this.
284
00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:21,029
- Fine...
- Okay, kids.
285
00:10:21,097 --> 00:10:22,330
And you, let's go, let's go.
286
00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:24,399
- Right this way!
- Okay, thank you!
287
00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,601
- There you go.
288
00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:28,403
- This is
a true adventure, guys.
289
00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,104
Totally unpredictable.
290
00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,339
Very exciting.
291
00:10:40,483 --> 00:10:43,317
Guys, in a way,
a family hike is even better.
292
00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,820
- Not better.
- C'mon guys, let's have fun!
293
00:10:45,889 --> 00:10:48,589
And also let's be safe
and protect our heads!
294
00:10:48,658 --> 00:10:51,259
- If there's no ponies,
then why are we still here?
295
00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:54,495
- To hang out! C'mon! The five
of us, the wilderness!
296
00:10:54,564 --> 00:10:56,330
It sounds like a recipe
for a super-fun day today.
297
00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,632
- Mm-hmm!
298
00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,867
- Here, how 'bout this?
Want some snacks?
299
00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:01,436
- Oh!
- Yes!
300
00:11:01,504 --> 00:11:04,472
- Yeah!
- Yes!
301
00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,441
- We need to stop bribing them
with granola bars.
302
00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:07,975
- Correct, those were
our last ones.
303
00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:09,911
- Oh my, we need
to grocery shop.
304
00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:11,312
- Look, I know it's
disappointing
305
00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:12,914
to replace rollercoasters
with ponies--
306
00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:15,016
- Yes, and then replace
the ponies with a walk.
307
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,651
- But we can still have
a wonderful,
308
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,219
magical day as a family.
309
00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:19,921
- Especially for me
who needs it the most.
310
00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,289
If we can just...
311
00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,291
get their heads
in the right... mindset!
312
00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:25,593
- Yes!
Let's rally them troops!
313
00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:27,295
Pew pew!
314
00:11:35,338 --> 00:11:36,804
- Hey, Viv!
315
00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:39,307
How was your week?
I feel like I barely saw you.
316
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,209
I'm tired!
317
00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,311
- Yeah, that's part of
why we're doing this.
318
00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:46,881
I don't think a 6-year-old
should be tired after walking...
319
00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:48,649
30 meters.
320
00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:51,152
Did you see all the cool rocks
they have around here?
321
00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:54,155
Look at this, isn't that cool?
- It's so cool...!
322
00:11:54,224 --> 00:11:56,390
- Y'know, if I were
a young entrepreneur
323
00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:58,059
looking to start a small,
rock-based business,
324
00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:59,694
I would be all over this.
- Ooh!
325
00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:02,296
This'll sell big at Christmas!
326
00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:04,265
- Viv, maybe we could start
a business together.
327
00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:06,501
- I can't start
another business.
328
00:12:06,569 --> 00:12:08,903
My rock business
is my whole life!
329
00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:11,072
- Of course, I respect that.
330
00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:13,374
- I need to put these
in your bag.
331
00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,743
- Uh, my bag's
already kinda heavy.
332
00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:18,479
- Pretty, pretty please
with a cherry on top?
333
00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:21,182
- Alright.
334
00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:24,819
- Yes!
335
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:33,027
- Quite a gait, my man.
Really stomping in that dirt.
336
00:12:33,096 --> 00:12:34,562
- Mom tricked me!
337
00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:36,063
I didn't wanna come!
338
00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,732
- I don't think
anybody tricked ya, pal.
339
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,434
You wanted to go
to Wonderland, but then...
340
00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:42,003
you saw how excited mom would be
if she rode ponies with you,
341
00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,638
and so you wanted
to make her happy.
342
00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:46,007
And then you
immediately regretted it.
343
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,575
- Yes!
- Yeah!
344
00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,544
Congratulations, you made
a difficult decision!
345
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:51,813
You sacrificed your own pleasure
for the sake of your family.
346
00:12:51,881 --> 00:12:52,980
And that makes you a good guy.
347
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:54,649
- But it's not what I want!
348
00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,684
- Mm! That's called
"good guy's remorse."
349
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:59,487
All the good guys have it.
Every superhero,
350
00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,056
when they are suiting up
to go fight bad guys,
351
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,624
they're like,
"Why am I doing this?
352
00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:06,127
I would rather be watching TV
and eating a pizza."
353
00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:08,663
- So why don't they?
- 'Cause that...
354
00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:12,233
is what makes them heroes. Also,
nobody would watch a movie
355
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,968
where Batman ordered a pizza.
356
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:16,137
- You don't even let me
watch Batman movies.
357
00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,506
-They're really not for kids.
358
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:19,774
- This is not fair!
359
00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:21,943
Nothing's ever fair
in this life!
360
00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:26,380
- Yup, yup, yup...
361
00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:33,955
- Look at this!
[gasps]
362
00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:37,391
- I think I can feel
Andrew having a dream.
363
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,559
Is that what it feels like
to be pregnant?
364
00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,261
- No. You'll never understand.
365
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,495
Look at this.
366
00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:43,598
Isn't this beautiful?
367
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:44,899
Kids, get over here!
368
00:13:44,968 --> 00:13:48,836
- Wow! Cool!
- Wow! Cool!
369
00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:51,138
- Can we go in the water?
- No! No, you keep away.
370
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,573
We don't know how deep
it is, or...
371
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,642
what kind of snakes
are in there.
372
00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,911
- Is that a frog over there?
373
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,813
- C'mon, let's go
catch it, Felix!
374
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:01,315
- Alright, this is where
we turn the Pony-fail
375
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,951
into a cherished family memory.
Here we go, it's happening.
376
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,620
- Putting a lot of
pressure on this frog.
377
00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:06,854
Hey, oh, careful guys!
Don't get close to the edge.
378
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:08,689
- James. Enough.
- Watch out.
379
00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,491
- Hey! Don't take my picture!
380
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,393
- It's only for me and Daddy,
I'm not going to show anyone.
381
00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:13,694
- C'mon! Delete it!
382
00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,096
- Okay, you wanna see
the picture, pal?
383
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,764
Here, let, we'll show you...
- No!
384
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,268
I don't care! You're trying
to make me feel remorse!
385
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:21,435
Can you delete it?
386
00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:23,037
- Yes, Felix.
387
00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,538
There you go. It's deleted.
388
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:26,073
- Prove it.
389
00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:27,608
Come on.
390
00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:34,815
-There you go.
391
00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:37,385
Gone forever. You happy?
392
00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:41,122
- Felix? I think
the frog peed on me.
393
00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:47,061
There's another one
over there!
394
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:49,163
Okay, guys, let's go!
Hey...
395
00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:52,934
Y'okay?
396
00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:54,669
- No, I'm not okay.
397
00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:57,204
He called my stupid bluff.
- Yeah...
398
00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,573
I did like the way he did that.
399
00:14:59,642 --> 00:15:00,841
- It was cool.
- Mm-hmm.
400
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,476
- He got me good.
- Yeah.
401
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,781
- I'm trying to make up
for lost time,
402
00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,282
but it's really hard now
403
00:15:08,351 --> 00:15:10,251
because they don't just do
what we want them to do.
404
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,353
- Mmm, you may be forcing it...
a little bit.
405
00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:14,388
- Felix is a full on 'tween.
Soon, he's not gonna
406
00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,424
wanna hang out with us
unless we force it.
407
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,626
- I've never understood
what "tween" meant.
408
00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:20,161
- It's like...
409
00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,063
still scared of the dark,
but now has B.O.
410
00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:24,498
- Mmm, yes. I get it.
I get that--
411
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,933
Hey! Careful!
412
00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:28,169
Well, look,
we've seen some hectares.
413
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,338
No one got killed by a falling
branch, or got poison ivy.
414
00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:32,039
Why don't we cut our losses,
go home,
415
00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:34,542
and connect over some momos
from Tibetan Kitchen?
416
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,744
- Gotcha! Tag! You're it!
417
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,179
- Oh!
- Oh!
418
00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:39,947
Somebody's awake!
419
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,215
Hello...
420
00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:42,817
Quick recap for you,
421
00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:45,586
we're somewhere in the forest
and nobody likes it.
422
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:46,787
- Gotcha!
423
00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:50,558
- Andrew's up,
we're heading home!
424
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,259
Just need to find the...
425
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:53,594
nearest exit...
426
00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:55,763
of this forest.
427
00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,765
- Good!
- No!
428
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,767
- I think if we,
if we cut through there,
429
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,136
that's the fastest way...
- Oh...
430
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,938
- Or, we just go back
the way we came.
431
00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,773
- Well, but, we made
a lot of turns...
432
00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,108
when we came in here.
I don't know.
433
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,576
I don't know
if I remember the turns.
434
00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:10,244
Do you remember the turns?
- No...
435
00:16:10,313 --> 00:16:11,412
- Umm...
436
00:16:11,481 --> 00:16:13,481
- I think we should go...
437
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,283
that way.
438
00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,786
Well that's... definitely
the wrong direction.
439
00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:20,488
- It looks fun to me!
440
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,023
- I'm with Viv!
441
00:16:22,091 --> 00:16:23,724
Let's keep going.
442
00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,192
- Yay for girls!
- Girls!
443
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,028
- What? No! Let's go home!
444
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:28,462
- Y'know what, Felix?
It's gonna be fine.
445
00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:30,831
All these paths,
they lead to a main path.
446
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,500
Probably.
That takes us home...
447
00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,068
Eventually. I think.
448
00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:36,237
- Guys, it's fun!
It's like a family adventure.
449
00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:37,538
Andrew's fine.
He just needs a bottle.
450
00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:40,374
- Yeah, yeah.
Just needs a bottle.
451
00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:41,909
- It's okay, buddy.
- Oh my god.
452
00:16:41,978 --> 00:16:45,513
- It's okay...
Why are there rocks
453
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,215
when there should be formula
and bottles that we packed?
454
00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,084
- Viv, did you just leave
the bottles?
455
00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,219
- I had to make room.
456
00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,921
- Okay, that's it,
family adventure over.
457
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,222
We have to go back to the farm.
458
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,058
- Okay...should I...
459
00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:58,092
scream for help?
460
00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:00,027
- Mommy? Daddy?
461
00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:03,931
- Oh my god!
462
00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:08,302
- Okay, Felix?
Step away from the...
463
00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:10,337
We don't know if that horse
has had coffee, okay...?
464
00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:16,177
- Okay, Felix...?
465
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:18,145
- I'll use my karate
if it attacks...
466
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:19,213
- What do we do?
Do we run?
467
00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:20,214
Are we supposed to run?!
468
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,282
- It's alright.
469
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,750
- Felix, no! Do not approach!
470
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:24,452
Felix!
- Don't be afraid...
471
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,053
- She could bite you!
- Wait, wait, wait...
472
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:27,221
I think he's got it...
473
00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,722
- Don't be afraid...
474
00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:33,461
I think it's okay.
475
00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,463
The lady said
the bitey pony was a girl.
476
00:17:35,531 --> 00:17:36,697
This is a boy.
477
00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:38,532
Yep.
478
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:40,634
- Hey, boy...
479
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,937
wanna smell my hand?
480
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:43,938
I'm nice!
481
00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,173
Don't be scared.
482
00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:48,709
That's it, boy!
483
00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:52,646
You're a nice pony,
aren't ya, fella?
484
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:54,415
Maybe he can help us?
485
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:55,916
- He doesn't speak English...
- How would he...
486
00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,384
- ...so I don't...
- ...understand?
487
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:05,326
- Hey! That's the bottles
and the food!
488
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,827
The pony found them!
489
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,295
- Is this really happening?
490
00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:09,897
- I don't, I don't...
491
00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:13,234
- Yeah! That's where
I found my amazing rock!
492
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,704
- Thanks, pony!
493
00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,572
He's really smart!
494
00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:21,809
- What should we name him?
495
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,146
- Namibougie.
496
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,250
- Very good.
- Nailed it. Nailed it.
497
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,753
- Maybe Namibougie
can show us the way back!
498
00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:37,291
Namibougie, can you show us
the way back to the farm?
499
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,600
- What is happening?
- Whoa!
500
00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,473
- This is the best!
501
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,875
Viv, I think he understands us.
502
00:18:54,944 --> 00:18:56,677
- I think so, too.
503
00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,981
- [chuckles]
Pretty good.
504
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,184
Aw, thank you so much, Bonnie!
505
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:04,585
- Thank you, Bonnie!
506
00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,120
- Thank you!
507
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:07,488
- Finally got that picture!
508
00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,757
- Aww, and it's a framer!
- Mm-hmm!
509
00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:12,059
- I wish they let us
keep Namibougie.
510
00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,427
He's gonna miss us.
511
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:16,564
- Yeah. Well maybe
we'll get to come visit.
512
00:19:16,632 --> 00:19:18,699
- Felix, thank you so much
for being in the picture.
513
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:21,268
- This was the best day
of my life!
514
00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:22,570
- Really? You're not still sad
515
00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:24,572
that you missed
Wonderland with Gus?
516
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,073
- No way!
517
00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,175
I tamed my own pony!
518
00:19:28,244 --> 00:19:29,677
I can tame animals!
519
00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:32,613
- C'mon guys!
520
00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:33,948
- Mommy, come!
- Okay!
521
00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:36,350
- Tag, you're it!
522
00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:37,818
- Boop, you're it!
523
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,520
- JAMES: Weekends are
a little bitty space
524
00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:41,255
where you try
to cram in all your living.
525
00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,756
- ASTRID : Sometimes
that means laundry
526
00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:44,525
or karate lessons,
sometimes it means
527
00:19:44,594 --> 00:19:46,660
lighting up a birthday boy
on a laser-tag court.
528
00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,295
- You're the only parent
that plays!
529
00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:50,097
- But once your kids
are in school,
530
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,567
weekends are the only time
you can be together all day.
531
00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:55,269
- And maybe those days
don't always work out,
532
00:19:55,338 --> 00:19:57,238
like when we drove two-hours
to a corn maze
533
00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,606
we solved in,
like, three minutes.
534
00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,274
- But sometimes, you go out,
535
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:02,443
and you experience something
that you'll end up
536
00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,545
talking about together
the rest of your life.
537
00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,313
- What're we gonna do
about dinner?
538
00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:08,182
- Popcorn. We don't
have any groceries.
539
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,383
- Mmm.
540
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,055
- C'mon, kids!
541
00:20:15,124 --> 00:20:16,257
- Coming!
542
00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:24,965
Viv's rock business
is a real hit with Viv.
543
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,800
- Yeah, she knows
her clientele very well.
544
00:20:26,869 --> 00:20:28,435
- That's why the laundry basket
was so heavy.
545
00:20:28,504 --> 00:20:30,004
I thought she put the fire
extinguisher in it again.
546
00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:31,739
- Oh! Found something
that's not a rock!
547
00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:34,708
And it's trash.
- Y'know, just one time
548
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,177
I would love to find something
lovely in their pockets,
549
00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,413
like a note saying "thank you
for doing our laundry."
550
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:40,881
Or, or a jewel.
551
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,384
- I'd actually be fine
with finding nothing at all.
552
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,119
- Ooh. A battery!
553
00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:46,153
Useful pile.
554
00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,655
Hey!
555
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:49,189
Really good haul
for the useful pile.
556
00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:50,891
Not bad, not bad.
557
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,762
♪ I love my kids
But kids ruin everything ♪
558
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,664
♪ Kids ruin everything ♪
559
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,566
♪ I love my kids
But kids ruin everything ♪
560
00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,337
♪ No more sleeping in ♪
561
00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:06,840
♪ I got kids in my face ♪
562
00:21:06,909 --> 00:21:09,610
♪ I never knew but now I see ♪
563
00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:13,647
♪ That children
ruin everything ♪
564
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,254
♪ I never knew but now I see ♪
565
00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:23,223
♪ I really hate this sh... ♪