1 00:00:11,055 --> 00:00:12,120 - Mmmm... 2 00:00:12,189 --> 00:00:13,922 - It's Saturday. - Mm-hmm... 3 00:00:13,991 --> 00:00:15,090 - What do you wanna do this weekend? 4 00:00:15,159 --> 00:00:18,160 - Sleep in. 5 00:00:18,228 --> 00:00:21,863 Then...I don't know...Brunch. 6 00:00:21,932 --> 00:00:23,999 Oh...yeah, we could go to Kensington Market, 7 00:00:24,068 --> 00:00:25,901 or we could walk around Trinity Bellwoods? 8 00:00:25,969 --> 00:00:28,103 - Oh, yeah... 9 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:31,506 And then...come home? Take a nap? 10 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:33,141 - Before kids, weekends were for 11 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,410 sleeping in and doing what you felt like: 12 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,979 brunch, booze, and hanging out. 13 00:00:38,048 --> 00:00:39,414 - Good morning! 14 00:00:39,483 --> 00:00:42,617 - Wake up, sleepyheads! - Wake up...! 15 00:00:42,686 --> 00:00:45,220 - Now, weekends are a mad scramble 16 00:00:45,289 --> 00:00:46,888 of chores you didn't finish during the week. 17 00:00:46,957 --> 00:00:48,290 - And making sure your kids are fed, 18 00:00:48,358 --> 00:00:50,025 exercised, and entertained. 19 00:00:50,094 --> 00:00:52,661 - Can we try to catch a squirrel today, and what's for breakfast? 20 00:00:52,729 --> 00:00:54,329 - Maybe, and I don't know. 21 00:00:54,398 --> 00:00:56,031 - Can I spend all my birthday money? 22 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,299 Can I dye my hair, please? 23 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:58,967 - Probably not, and definitely not. 24 00:00:59,036 --> 00:01:01,336 This weekend's already pretty jam-packed as it is. 25 00:01:01,405 --> 00:01:03,672 [baby crying] 26 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:04,940 There he is! 27 00:01:05,008 --> 00:01:07,309 Viv! Let's go. Let's go, c'mon. 28 00:01:07,377 --> 00:01:09,744 - More quality time to connect, but there are lessons, 29 00:01:09,813 --> 00:01:11,313 and playdates, and so many birthdays. 30 00:01:11,381 --> 00:01:13,215 I'm amazing at laser-tag now. 31 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:14,850 - You're supposed to let the kids win on their birthdays-- 32 00:01:14,918 --> 00:01:16,518 - I'm giving the gift of humility! 33 00:01:16,587 --> 00:01:18,687 - OK. You end up feeling like a chauffer, 34 00:01:18,755 --> 00:01:20,589 driving the kids from place, to place, to place. 35 00:01:20,657 --> 00:01:22,557 - And that quality time that you were hoping for 36 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,659 goes up in flames as your weekend becomes 37 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:26,628 a two-day physical and emotional obstacle course 38 00:01:26,697 --> 00:01:28,230 that leaves you exhausted. 39 00:01:28,298 --> 00:01:30,599 - But, if you make it till Monday, you get 40 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:33,902 five days of work to recharge until the next weekend. 41 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:41,209 You thought we forgot you? 42 00:01:41,278 --> 00:01:43,145 Well, we did. 43 00:01:49,486 --> 00:01:51,386 - Okay, last item. We're almost done, Marla? 44 00:01:51,455 --> 00:01:53,221 - You're almost done. I work late on Fridays 45 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:55,457 and start early on Mondays. 46 00:01:55,526 --> 00:01:59,327 Okay. So, the canned bananas, they arrive in three weeks. 47 00:01:59,396 --> 00:02:01,163 - They're not just "canned bananas," James. 48 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:03,398 They're "Cananas," a Baggie's Buys exclusive. 49 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:05,066 Put some respect on it. 50 00:02:05,135 --> 00:02:06,768 - Well, uh, there's not enough room in the warehouse for them, 51 00:02:06,837 --> 00:02:08,170 so we're going to have to stack them 52 00:02:08,238 --> 00:02:09,938 a little bit higher than we normally do. 53 00:02:10,007 --> 00:02:13,275 - Are you willing to accept the danger? The carnage? 54 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:14,809 - Can you explain the carnage? 55 00:02:14,878 --> 00:02:17,078 - A can falling from that height will kill a man 56 00:02:17,147 --> 00:02:21,783 faster than a Dracohydra fighting a level-one paladin. 57 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:24,452 - Can you...continue to explain? - Accidents are 58 00:02:24,521 --> 00:02:26,154 the fourth-leading cause of death in this country. 59 00:02:26,223 --> 00:02:28,056 - They are? - Especially for kids, 60 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,925 which have even fewer "hit points." 61 00:02:29,993 --> 00:02:31,560 - Yes, they are very frail. 62 00:02:31,628 --> 00:02:34,029 - This morning I hurt Felix's shoulder by hugging him. 63 00:02:34,097 --> 00:02:35,730 - You'll be back in the office next week? 64 00:02:35,799 --> 00:02:38,133 That was not meant to sound like a question. 65 00:02:38,202 --> 00:02:39,601 - Yes, uh, have a good weekend! 66 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:41,002 - I'll be here till mid-- 67 00:02:43,874 --> 00:02:46,675 - Hey! Okay, that's ...hot coffee. 68 00:02:46,743 --> 00:02:48,510 - ...but if I have to use labels, 69 00:02:48,579 --> 00:02:50,946 I would say my socials are my actual work, 70 00:02:51,014 --> 00:02:52,547 my job keeps me grounded, 71 00:02:52,616 --> 00:02:54,883 and my passion is espresso-making. 72 00:02:54,952 --> 00:02:57,886 - So, is that a "yes, we do have enough public toilets 73 00:02:57,955 --> 00:02:59,821 for the World Cup," or "no, we do not"? 74 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,156 - Yes. 75 00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:02,490 And no, right...? 76 00:03:05,128 --> 00:03:06,761 - Wow! Look at that, almost 5:30. 77 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:08,830 How 'bout we, uh, take the weekend to mull this over, 78 00:03:08,899 --> 00:03:09,898 hit the ground running on Monday? 79 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,099 - Yes, love that. 80 00:03:11,168 --> 00:03:12,701 - Great. - Hey, any big weekend plans? 81 00:03:12,769 --> 00:03:14,436 - Yes! Y'know, laundry, groceries, 82 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:15,870 hanging out with my kids, who I miss. 83 00:03:15,939 --> 00:03:17,072 - I never see my nephew. 84 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:18,440 I should really see him more. 85 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,075 - You guys close? - No. 86 00:03:20,143 --> 00:03:22,244 - Anyway, if I leave now, I can probably 87 00:03:22,312 --> 00:03:23,645 get home in time for dinner, so... 88 00:03:23,714 --> 00:03:24,980 - Oh! Oh, whoa, 89 00:03:25,048 --> 00:03:27,115 this is some problematic positioning on my part. 90 00:03:27,184 --> 00:03:28,783 You are free to leave. 91 00:03:28,852 --> 00:03:31,653 Please get some serious R&R after this grind of a week. 92 00:03:31,722 --> 00:03:33,722 - Yeah, I'll make the most of my 30 minutes in traffic 93 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,090 before I'm back on the Mom-clock. 94 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:36,691 - Yeah, interesting, I read this article 95 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,960 about this new thing families in Portland are doing, 96 00:03:39,029 --> 00:03:43,498 where you have kids, but your life doesn't change. 97 00:03:43,567 --> 00:03:45,267 - Hey, can you forward that article to my nipples? 98 00:03:45,335 --> 00:03:47,902 - Uh, hundo-P. - Have a great weekend! 99 00:03:54,077 --> 00:03:55,377 - Namibougie! 100 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:58,546 - I'm a Namibougie! You're Namibougie! 101 00:03:58,615 --> 00:03:59,814 Ow! 102 00:03:59,883 --> 00:04:02,684 - Namibougie! - Who's a Namibougie!? 103 00:04:02,753 --> 00:04:04,252 - You're a namibougie! - You're a namibougie! 104 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:06,454 - We're all namibougie! 105 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:09,291 - Hi! 106 00:04:09,359 --> 00:04:12,127 Anyone want to explain to mom what a... 107 00:04:12,195 --> 00:04:13,094 namibougie is? 108 00:04:13,163 --> 00:04:15,230 - You had to be there. 109 00:04:15,299 --> 00:04:16,698 - OK, guys, snack time! 110 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:19,067 - Snack time! - Snack time! 111 00:04:19,136 --> 00:04:21,269 - Was that shade? - No, no. You're cool. 112 00:04:21,338 --> 00:04:22,570 - What's a namibougie? - Mmm... 113 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:24,105 - Hello! - Hi. 114 00:04:24,174 --> 00:04:26,241 - It's a stand-in for "butt burger," which I outlawed. 115 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:27,876 - You run a tight ship. - Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:27,944 --> 00:04:30,578 - They are getting so funny. Like, actually funny. 117 00:04:30,647 --> 00:04:32,981 Felix does this impression of his teacher now that's like... 118 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:34,683 I tried to take a video of it, but... 119 00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:36,885 - Oh, yeah, he still won't let us take pictures. 120 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:38,353 - Uh, what's with the rocks? - Oh... 121 00:04:38,422 --> 00:04:41,222 That is for Viv's business! 122 00:04:41,291 --> 00:04:43,291 - Viv's starting a business? - Mm-hmm! 123 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,261 - She even sorted them into categories! 124 00:04:46,330 --> 00:04:48,096 Long, sharp, dark... 125 00:04:48,165 --> 00:04:49,064 ten dollars... 126 00:04:49,132 --> 00:04:50,365 - It's a safe activity. 127 00:04:50,434 --> 00:04:51,933 - I need to spend more time with them! 128 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:53,568 I, I feel like I'm missing everything! 129 00:04:53,637 --> 00:04:54,969 Why don't we do something together 130 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:56,438 fy wkend? 131 00:04:56,506 --> 00:04:59,407 - Felix is going to Wonderland with Gus' family. 132 00:04:59,476 --> 00:05:00,542 They sent me an invoice! 133 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,477 - Ugh! - $60 for admission, 134 00:05:02,546 --> 00:05:05,246 plus $40 for food, gas, and "incidentals." 135 00:05:05,315 --> 00:05:07,582 - What is that, like, wear and tear to their car? 136 00:05:07,651 --> 00:05:09,584 Their cell phone bill for the day? 137 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:10,785 Let's cancel! 138 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:12,253 Okay? Felix needs to be with us. 139 00:05:12,322 --> 00:05:14,589 His own, better, not-weird family. 140 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:16,257 - But that seems like a... tough sell. 141 00:05:16,326 --> 00:05:18,493 - He's going to be fine. James, we're his parents. 142 00:05:18,562 --> 00:05:21,563 We don't need to "sell" him on anything. 143 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:25,433 Hey... 144 00:05:25,502 --> 00:05:26,434 What'cha up to? 145 00:05:26,503 --> 00:05:28,737 - Making a list of cool rides. 146 00:05:28,805 --> 00:05:31,339 - Love that shirt. - You bought it. 147 00:05:31,408 --> 00:05:33,508 - You know what we should do tomorrow? 148 00:05:33,577 --> 00:05:35,744 Something fun together as a family. 149 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:39,180 - I'm gonna be riding on rollercoasters all day. 150 00:05:39,249 --> 00:05:40,982 Nothing beats that. 151 00:05:41,952 --> 00:05:43,485 - I'm here! 152 00:05:43,553 --> 00:05:45,153 - Okay, but Felix, would you rather 153 00:05:45,222 --> 00:05:46,921 go to Wonderland with Gus and his parents, or... 154 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:48,156 Or! - Mmm. 155 00:05:48,225 --> 00:05:49,958 - Be part of a big family adventure, 156 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:51,292 with us, together, 157 00:05:51,361 --> 00:05:52,961 that may not be as exciting as Wonderland, 158 00:05:53,029 --> 00:05:54,396 but will be more special. 159 00:05:54,464 --> 00:05:56,398 - Yay! - Eh! She knows it. 160 00:05:56,466 --> 00:05:58,032 - What's the adventure? 161 00:05:58,101 --> 00:06:00,235 - Big adventure to... be determined. 162 00:06:00,303 --> 00:06:01,770 - Mm, the word "adventure" is doing 163 00:06:01,838 --> 00:06:03,505 a lot of the heavy lifting here. 164 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:06,541 - Family meeting! Let's make it cozy! 165 00:06:06,610 --> 00:06:07,776 Hey! 166 00:06:11,214 --> 00:06:13,915 - Alright, I did some power-researching 167 00:06:13,984 --> 00:06:17,352 while we were getting changed, and...ta-dah! 168 00:06:18,488 --> 00:06:20,088 - Ta-dah! - What?! 169 00:06:20,157 --> 00:06:22,023 - Ta-dah! - Three "ta-dahs"? 170 00:06:22,092 --> 00:06:25,226 - Move over, Wonderland. New adventure in town. 171 00:06:25,295 --> 00:06:26,928 - Are those ponies?! - Yes. 172 00:06:26,997 --> 00:06:28,863 They're ponies, and we can ride them! 173 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:31,366 And then, look, they also take you on a scenic trail! 174 00:06:31,435 --> 00:06:33,668 - So a small pony, so if you fall off... 175 00:06:33,737 --> 00:06:35,804 don't, don't fall off. - Ponies are real? 176 00:06:35,872 --> 00:06:38,139 - Yes, Wondergirl, you're thinking of unicorns. 177 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:39,574 - Unicorns are real. 178 00:06:39,643 --> 00:06:42,844 They live in Australia and they eat snakes. 179 00:06:42,913 --> 00:06:45,547 - Yep, like spaghetti. - Yep. 180 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,882 - Imagine all of us in the woods on ponies, 181 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,851 riding through like a cowboy family. 182 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,554 - Ponies! - What do you think, Felix? 183 00:06:58,061 --> 00:06:59,661 Alright... 184 00:06:59,729 --> 00:07:02,263 It's fine. Sorry, I'm just... 185 00:07:02,332 --> 00:07:04,365 I'm forcing it, because I haven't seen you all week. 186 00:07:04,434 --> 00:07:07,402 Honestly, I don't want anyone to do anything they don't wanna do. 187 00:07:07,471 --> 00:07:09,103 - I want to ride the ponies. 188 00:07:09,172 --> 00:07:10,538 - I think she's talking about your brother. 189 00:07:10,607 --> 00:07:12,474 - We'll do something together soon. 190 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:16,511 - I wanna go. 191 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:18,346 - You wanna go on the pony-ride? 192 00:07:18,415 --> 00:07:19,848 Oh my god, really? 193 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:22,150 - Yeah! It sounds really fun. 194 00:07:23,119 --> 00:07:24,519 - Ponies! 195 00:07:24,588 --> 00:07:26,221 - Felix! Ah... 196 00:07:26,289 --> 00:07:29,757 This is gonna be an amazing... cherished family memory. 197 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:32,327 No pressure! Thank you! Thank you... 198 00:07:35,065 --> 00:07:37,465 Y'know, I really think that this could be, like... 199 00:07:37,534 --> 00:07:40,435 our thing! Y'know? Saturday: family adventures. 200 00:07:40,504 --> 00:07:42,003 - Yeah, we can become one of those families 201 00:07:42,072 --> 00:07:43,505 who, like, their whole identity is 202 00:07:43,573 --> 00:07:44,539 "they go hiking." 203 00:07:44,608 --> 00:07:46,140 - Yes. 204 00:07:46,209 --> 00:07:48,443 - Not much in the way of snacks, kinda... out of everything. 205 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:49,944 - Okay, we'll go grocery shopping tomorrow. 206 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:51,145 - Okay... 207 00:07:51,214 --> 00:07:52,947 - Can I invite Gus to the pony ride? 208 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:54,616 - I don't think Gus is going to be passing up Wonderland 209 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:57,418 to ride a bunch of ponies, buddy. 210 00:07:57,487 --> 00:08:00,655 - Also, this is kind of an us... family thing. Right? 211 00:08:00,724 --> 00:08:02,156 - Besides, rollercoasters can be dangerous. 212 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:04,092 - James, anything can be dangerous. 213 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,627 - Yeah, a kid at my school 214 00:08:05,695 --> 00:08:07,529 got a concussion at recess yesterday. 215 00:08:07,597 --> 00:08:08,930 - See? - What was he doing? 216 00:08:08,999 --> 00:08:10,398 - Playing. - [James gasps] 217 00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:12,467 - Alright, Andrew's nap-window is closing, 218 00:08:12,536 --> 00:08:15,236 so let's uh, hit the road, let's go! 219 00:08:15,305 --> 00:08:17,739 - Leaving the house with a baby can be challenging. 220 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:19,207 - Alright, guys, c'mon, let's do it! 221 00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:20,508 - And risky-- - James! 222 00:08:20,577 --> 00:08:21,876 - What? Their skulls are soft! 223 00:08:21,945 --> 00:08:23,778 Outside is where the skull-danger is. 224 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:24,879 - I gotta tie my shoe... 225 00:08:24,948 --> 00:08:26,314 - What I'm talking about is 226 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,182 scheduling around feedings and naps. 227 00:08:28,251 --> 00:08:30,184 It's a delicate dance, and it takes months to find a groove. 228 00:08:30,253 --> 00:08:31,986 - You have to line up everything just right, 229 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:33,922 because if you don't... - You're far from home 230 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:35,757 with a fussy namibougie baby on your hands. 231 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:37,292 - Nope, that's not-- - Really? 232 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,660 - Not, no, you didn't use it right. 233 00:08:38,728 --> 00:08:39,827 You really had to be there. 234 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:40,962 - I wanna play with them! - Go on! 235 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:42,430 - James? - C'mere! Huh...? 236 00:08:42,499 --> 00:08:43,932 - Move, move, move! - Yes, uh huh... 237 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,667 I'm gonna just do one more thing, 238 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,201 watch out for your little fingies... 239 00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,137 And...oh! 240 00:08:49,205 --> 00:08:50,705 And what about my fingies? 241 00:08:50,774 --> 00:08:51,706 There we go, there we go. 242 00:08:51,775 --> 00:08:53,007 Coming, coming, coming! 243 00:08:57,981 --> 00:09:01,382 - This seems very... wholesome and peaceful. 244 00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:02,584 Andrew agrees. 245 00:09:02,652 --> 00:09:04,385 - See? Told you this place would kick ass. 246 00:09:04,454 --> 00:09:06,020 Kids'll probably tell me they love me because of it. 247 00:09:06,089 --> 00:09:08,823 Unless they're, unless they're namibougies! 248 00:09:08,892 --> 00:09:10,224 - You're not using that word right. 249 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,659 - Shh! Let's just stay positive. 250 00:09:11,728 --> 00:09:13,728 - You kids here for the pony trail? 251 00:09:13,797 --> 00:09:15,196 - Yeah! - Yeah! 252 00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:16,664 - Yeah, look at that! 253 00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:19,100 - We're kind of an outdoorsy family, so... 254 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:20,668 - Yeah... - No rides today, I'm afraid. 255 00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:21,769 - What?! - What?! 256 00:09:21,838 --> 00:09:23,104 - C'mon! - One of the ponies 257 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:25,873 got into a bag of coffee beans yesterday. 258 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:28,476 - Ahhh, and that makes him... - What...? 259 00:09:28,545 --> 00:09:30,011 Whoa, so productive...? 260 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,480 - No. Makes 'em mean. 261 00:09:32,549 --> 00:09:35,149 She bit a child right in the armpit. 262 00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:37,485 - In the armpit? 263 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,420 - What about the other ponies? 264 00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:41,789 Can we ride some of the not-bitey ones? 265 00:09:41,858 --> 00:09:43,491 Oh, no, if one pony gets vicious, 266 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,027 we have to shut down the whole operation 267 00:09:46,096 --> 00:09:48,863 and wait for Animal Control to investigate. 268 00:09:48,932 --> 00:09:50,398 Oh, their rules, not mine. 269 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:52,467 - Sorry kids, the ponies are having a bad day. 270 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:53,668 - This sucks! 271 00:09:53,737 --> 00:09:55,169 - This super sucks! 272 00:09:55,238 --> 00:09:57,138 Hold on, there's still a trail, right? 273 00:09:57,207 --> 00:10:00,208 - Oh, yes! 80 acres to hike on! 274 00:10:00,276 --> 00:10:01,776 - Okay! - Okay, wow, 80 acres... 275 00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:03,611 What is, that seems, how big is that? 276 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,413 - Roughly 32 hectares, 277 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:08,950 and just shy of 390,000 square yards. 278 00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:10,118 - Very helpful, thank you. 279 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:11,653 - Great! Kids, ready to hike? 280 00:10:11,721 --> 00:10:14,922 - I don't want to use my legs, I want pony legs! 281 00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,457 - I wanna go to Wonderland! 282 00:10:16,526 --> 00:10:18,259 - Guys, c'mon, we only have a couple days together. 283 00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:19,627 Let's try to make the most of this. 284 00:10:19,696 --> 00:10:21,029 - Fine... - Okay, kids. 285 00:10:21,097 --> 00:10:22,330 And you, let's go, let's go. 286 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:24,399 - Right this way! - Okay, thank you! 287 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:26,601 - There you go. 288 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:28,403 - This is a true adventure, guys. 289 00:10:28,471 --> 00:10:30,104 Totally unpredictable. 290 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,339 Very exciting. 291 00:10:40,483 --> 00:10:43,317 Guys, in a way, a family hike is even better. 292 00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,820 - Not better. - C'mon guys, let's have fun! 293 00:10:45,889 --> 00:10:48,589 And also let's be safe and protect our heads! 294 00:10:48,658 --> 00:10:51,259 - If there's no ponies, then why are we still here? 295 00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:54,495 - To hang out! C'mon! The five of us, the wilderness! 296 00:10:54,564 --> 00:10:56,330 It sounds like a recipe for a super-fun day today. 297 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:57,632 - Mm-hmm! 298 00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,867 - Here, how 'bout this? Want some snacks? 299 00:10:59,936 --> 00:11:01,436 - Oh! - Yes! 300 00:11:01,504 --> 00:11:04,472 - Yeah! - Yes! 301 00:11:04,541 --> 00:11:06,441 - We need to stop bribing them with granola bars. 302 00:11:06,509 --> 00:11:07,975 - Correct, those were our last ones. 303 00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:09,911 - Oh my, we need to grocery shop. 304 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:11,312 - Look, I know it's disappointing 305 00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:12,914 to replace rollercoasters with ponies-- 306 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:15,016 - Yes, and then replace the ponies with a walk. 307 00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:16,651 - But we can still have a wonderful, 308 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,219 magical day as a family. 309 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:19,921 - Especially for me who needs it the most. 310 00:11:19,989 --> 00:11:21,289 If we can just... 311 00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,291 get their heads in the right... mindset! 312 00:11:23,359 --> 00:11:25,593 - Yes! Let's rally them troops! 313 00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:27,295 Pew pew! 314 00:11:35,338 --> 00:11:36,804 - Hey, Viv! 315 00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:39,307 How was your week? I feel like I barely saw you. 316 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,209 I'm tired! 317 00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,311 - Yeah, that's part of why we're doing this. 318 00:11:43,379 --> 00:11:46,881 I don't think a 6-year-old should be tired after walking... 319 00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:48,649 30 meters. 320 00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:51,152 Did you see all the cool rocks they have around here? 321 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:54,155 Look at this, isn't that cool? - It's so cool...! 322 00:11:54,224 --> 00:11:56,390 - Y'know, if I were a young entrepreneur 323 00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:58,059 looking to start a small, rock-based business, 324 00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:59,694 I would be all over this. - Ooh! 325 00:11:59,763 --> 00:12:02,296 This'll sell big at Christmas! 326 00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:04,265 - Viv, maybe we could start a business together. 327 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:06,501 - I can't start another business. 328 00:12:06,569 --> 00:12:08,903 My rock business is my whole life! 329 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:11,072 - Of course, I respect that. 330 00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:13,374 - I need to put these in your bag. 331 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:15,743 - Uh, my bag's already kinda heavy. 332 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:18,479 - Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top? 333 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:21,182 - Alright. 334 00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:24,819 - Yes! 335 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:33,027 - Quite a gait, my man. Really stomping in that dirt. 336 00:12:33,096 --> 00:12:34,562 - Mom tricked me! 337 00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:36,063 I didn't wanna come! 338 00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,732 - I don't think anybody tricked ya, pal. 339 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:40,434 You wanted to go to Wonderland, but then... 340 00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:42,003 you saw how excited mom would be if she rode ponies with you, 341 00:12:42,071 --> 00:12:43,638 and so you wanted to make her happy. 342 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:46,007 And then you immediately regretted it. 343 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,575 - Yes! - Yeah! 344 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,544 Congratulations, you made a difficult decision! 345 00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:51,813 You sacrificed your own pleasure for the sake of your family. 346 00:12:51,881 --> 00:12:52,980 And that makes you a good guy. 347 00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:54,649 - But it's not what I want! 348 00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,684 - Mm! That's called "good guy's remorse." 349 00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:59,487 All the good guys have it. Every superhero, 350 00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:02,056 when they are suiting up to go fight bad guys, 351 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,624 they're like, "Why am I doing this? 352 00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:06,127 I would rather be watching TV and eating a pizza." 353 00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:08,663 - So why don't they? - 'Cause that... 354 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:12,233 is what makes them heroes. Also, nobody would watch a movie 355 00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,968 where Batman ordered a pizza. 356 00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:16,137 - You don't even let me watch Batman movies. 357 00:13:17,407 --> 00:13:18,506 -They're really not for kids. 358 00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:19,774 - This is not fair! 359 00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:21,943 Nothing's ever fair in this life! 360 00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:26,380 - Yup, yup, yup... 361 00:13:32,222 --> 00:13:33,955 - Look at this! [gasps] 362 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:37,391 - I think I can feel Andrew having a dream. 363 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:38,559 Is that what it feels like to be pregnant? 364 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,261 - No. You'll never understand. 365 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:41,495 Look at this. 366 00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:43,598 Isn't this beautiful? 367 00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:44,899 Kids, get over here! 368 00:13:44,968 --> 00:13:48,836 - Wow! Cool! - Wow! Cool! 369 00:13:48,905 --> 00:13:51,138 - Can we go in the water? - No! No, you keep away. 370 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,573 We don't know how deep it is, or... 371 00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,642 what kind of snakes are in there. 372 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,911 - Is that a frog over there? 373 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,813 - C'mon, let's go catch it, Felix! 374 00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:01,315 - Alright, this is where we turn the Pony-fail 375 00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:03,951 into a cherished family memory. Here we go, it's happening. 376 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,620 - Putting a lot of pressure on this frog. 377 00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:06,854 Hey, oh, careful guys! Don't get close to the edge. 378 00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:08,689 - James. Enough. - Watch out. 379 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:10,491 - Hey! Don't take my picture! 380 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,393 - It's only for me and Daddy, I'm not going to show anyone. 381 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:13,694 - C'mon! Delete it! 382 00:14:13,763 --> 00:14:15,096 - Okay, you wanna see the picture, pal? 383 00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,764 Here, let, we'll show you... - No! 384 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,268 I don't care! You're trying to make me feel remorse! 385 00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:21,435 Can you delete it? 386 00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:23,037 - Yes, Felix. 387 00:14:23,106 --> 00:14:24,538 There you go. It's deleted. 388 00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:26,073 - Prove it. 389 00:14:26,142 --> 00:14:27,608 Come on. 390 00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:34,815 -There you go. 391 00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:37,385 Gone forever. You happy? 392 00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:41,122 - Felix? I think the frog peed on me. 393 00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:47,061 There's another one over there! 394 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:49,163 Okay, guys, let's go! Hey... 395 00:14:51,935 --> 00:14:52,934 Y'okay? 396 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:54,669 - No, I'm not okay. 397 00:14:54,737 --> 00:14:57,204 He called my stupid bluff. - Yeah... 398 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,573 I did like the way he did that. 399 00:14:59,642 --> 00:15:00,841 - It was cool. - Mm-hmm. 400 00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,476 - He got me good. - Yeah. 401 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,781 - I'm trying to make up for lost time, 402 00:15:06,849 --> 00:15:08,282 but it's really hard now 403 00:15:08,351 --> 00:15:10,251 because they don't just do what we want them to do. 404 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,353 - Mmm, you may be forcing it... a little bit. 405 00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:14,388 - Felix is a full on 'tween. Soon, he's not gonna 406 00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:16,424 wanna hang out with us unless we force it. 407 00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,626 - I've never understood what "tween" meant. 408 00:15:18,695 --> 00:15:20,161 - It's like... 409 00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,063 still scared of the dark, but now has B.O. 410 00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:24,498 - Mmm, yes. I get it. I get that-- 411 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,933 Hey! Careful! 412 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:28,169 Well, look, we've seen some hectares. 413 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,338 No one got killed by a falling branch, or got poison ivy. 414 00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:32,039 Why don't we cut our losses, go home, 415 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:34,542 and connect over some momos from Tibetan Kitchen? 416 00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,744 - Gotcha! Tag! You're it! 417 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,179 - Oh! - Oh! 418 00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:39,947 Somebody's awake! 419 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,215 Hello... 420 00:15:41,284 --> 00:15:42,817 Quick recap for you, 421 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:45,586 we're somewhere in the forest and nobody likes it. 422 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:46,787 - Gotcha! 423 00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:50,558 - Andrew's up, we're heading home! 424 00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,259 Just need to find the... 425 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:53,594 nearest exit... 426 00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:55,763 of this forest. 427 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,765 - Good! - No! 428 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,767 - I think if we, if we cut through there, 429 00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:02,136 that's the fastest way... - Oh... 430 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,938 - Or, we just go back the way we came. 431 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,773 - Well, but, we made a lot of turns... 432 00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,108 when we came in here. I don't know. 433 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,576 I don't know if I remember the turns. 434 00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:10,244 Do you remember the turns? - No... 435 00:16:10,313 --> 00:16:11,412 - Umm... 436 00:16:11,481 --> 00:16:13,481 - I think we should go... 437 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,283 that way. 438 00:16:16,352 --> 00:16:18,786 Well that's... definitely the wrong direction. 439 00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:20,488 - It looks fun to me! 440 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:22,023 - I'm with Viv! 441 00:16:22,091 --> 00:16:23,724 Let's keep going. 442 00:16:23,793 --> 00:16:25,192 - Yay for girls! - Girls! 443 00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,028 - What? No! Let's go home! 444 00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:28,462 - Y'know what, Felix? It's gonna be fine. 445 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:30,831 All these paths, they lead to a main path. 446 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,500 Probably. That takes us home... 447 00:16:32,568 --> 00:16:34,068 Eventually. I think. 448 00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:36,237 - Guys, it's fun! It's like a family adventure. 449 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:37,538 Andrew's fine. He just needs a bottle. 450 00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:40,374 - Yeah, yeah. Just needs a bottle. 451 00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:41,909 - It's okay, buddy. - Oh my god. 452 00:16:41,978 --> 00:16:45,513 - It's okay... Why are there rocks 453 00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:48,215 when there should be formula and bottles that we packed? 454 00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,084 - Viv, did you just leave the bottles? 455 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,219 - I had to make room. 456 00:16:52,288 --> 00:16:53,921 - Okay, that's it, family adventure over. 457 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,222 We have to go back to the farm. 458 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,058 - Okay...should I... 459 00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:58,092 scream for help? 460 00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:00,027 - Mommy? Daddy? 461 00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:03,931 - Oh my god! 462 00:17:06,035 --> 00:17:08,302 - Okay, Felix? Step away from the... 463 00:17:08,371 --> 00:17:10,337 We don't know if that horse has had coffee, okay...? 464 00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:16,177 - Okay, Felix...? 465 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:18,145 - I'll use my karate if it attacks... 466 00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:19,213 - What do we do? Do we run? 467 00:17:19,282 --> 00:17:20,214 Are we supposed to run?! 468 00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,282 - It's alright. 469 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,750 - Felix, no! Do not approach! 470 00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:24,452 Felix! - Don't be afraid... 471 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,053 - She could bite you! - Wait, wait, wait... 472 00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:27,221 I think he's got it... 473 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:28,722 - Don't be afraid... 474 00:17:31,394 --> 00:17:33,461 I think it's okay. 475 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,463 The lady said the bitey pony was a girl. 476 00:17:35,531 --> 00:17:36,697 This is a boy. 477 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:38,532 Yep. 478 00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:40,634 - Hey, boy... 479 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,937 wanna smell my hand? 480 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:43,938 I'm nice! 481 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,173 Don't be scared. 482 00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:48,709 That's it, boy! 483 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:52,646 You're a nice pony, aren't ya, fella? 484 00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:54,415 Maybe he can help us? 485 00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:55,916 - He doesn't speak English... - How would he... 486 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,384 - ...so I don't... - ...understand? 487 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:05,326 - Hey! That's the bottles and the food! 488 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,827 The pony found them! 489 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,295 - Is this really happening? 490 00:18:08,364 --> 00:18:09,897 - I don't, I don't... 491 00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:13,234 - Yeah! That's where I found my amazing rock! 492 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:16,704 - Thanks, pony! 493 00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:18,572 He's really smart! 494 00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:21,809 - What should we name him? 495 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,146 - Namibougie. 496 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,250 - Very good. - Nailed it. Nailed it. 497 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:32,753 - Maybe Namibougie can show us the way back! 498 00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:37,291 Namibougie, can you show us the way back to the farm? 499 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,600 - What is happening? - Whoa! 500 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,473 - This is the best! 501 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,875 Viv, I think he understands us. 502 00:18:54,944 --> 00:18:56,677 - I think so, too. 503 00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,981 - [chuckles] Pretty good. 504 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:03,184 Aw, thank you so much, Bonnie! 505 00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:04,585 - Thank you, Bonnie! 506 00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,120 - Thank you! 507 00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:07,488 - Finally got that picture! 508 00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:09,757 - Aww, and it's a framer! - Mm-hmm! 509 00:19:09,825 --> 00:19:12,059 - I wish they let us keep Namibougie. 510 00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,427 He's gonna miss us. 511 00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:16,564 - Yeah. Well maybe we'll get to come visit. 512 00:19:16,632 --> 00:19:18,699 - Felix, thank you so much for being in the picture. 513 00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:21,268 - This was the best day of my life! 514 00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:22,570 - Really? You're not still sad 515 00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:24,572 that you missed Wonderland with Gus? 516 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,073 - No way! 517 00:19:26,142 --> 00:19:28,175 I tamed my own pony! 518 00:19:28,244 --> 00:19:29,677 I can tame animals! 519 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:32,613 - C'mon guys! 520 00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:33,948 - Mommy, come! - Okay! 521 00:19:34,016 --> 00:19:36,350 - Tag, you're it! 522 00:19:36,419 --> 00:19:37,818 - Boop, you're it! 523 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,520 - JAMES: Weekends are a little bitty space 524 00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:41,255 where you try to cram in all your living. 525 00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,756 - ASTRID : Sometimes that means laundry 526 00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:44,525 or karate lessons, sometimes it means 527 00:19:44,594 --> 00:19:46,660 lighting up a birthday boy on a laser-tag court. 528 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,295 - You're the only parent that plays! 529 00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:50,097 - But once your kids are in school, 530 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,567 weekends are the only time you can be together all day. 531 00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:55,269 - And maybe those days don't always work out, 532 00:19:55,338 --> 00:19:57,238 like when we drove two-hours to a corn maze 533 00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,606 we solved in, like, three minutes. 534 00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:00,274 - But sometimes, you go out, 535 00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:02,443 and you experience something that you'll end up 536 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,545 talking about together the rest of your life. 537 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,313 - What're we gonna do about dinner? 538 00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:08,182 - Popcorn. We don't have any groceries. 539 00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:09,383 - Mmm. 540 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,055 - C'mon, kids! 541 00:20:15,124 --> 00:20:16,257 - Coming! 542 00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:24,965 Viv's rock business is a real hit with Viv. 543 00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,800 - Yeah, she knows her clientele very well. 544 00:20:26,869 --> 00:20:28,435 - That's why the laundry basket was so heavy. 545 00:20:28,504 --> 00:20:30,004 I thought she put the fire extinguisher in it again. 546 00:20:30,072 --> 00:20:31,739 - Oh! Found something that's not a rock! 547 00:20:31,807 --> 00:20:34,708 And it's trash. - Y'know, just one time 548 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,177 I would love to find something lovely in their pockets, 549 00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:39,413 like a note saying "thank you for doing our laundry." 550 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:40,881 Or, or a jewel. 551 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,384 - I'd actually be fine with finding nothing at all. 552 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,119 - Ooh. A battery! 553 00:20:45,187 --> 00:20:46,153 Useful pile. 554 00:20:46,222 --> 00:20:47,655 Hey! 555 00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:49,189 Really good haul for the useful pile. 556 00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:50,891 Not bad, not bad. 557 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,762 ♪ I love my kids But kids ruin everything ♪ 558 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,664 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 559 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,566 ♪ I love my kids But kids ruin everything ♪ 560 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,337 ♪ No more sleeping in ♪ 561 00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:06,840 ♪ I got kids in my face ♪ 562 00:21:06,909 --> 00:21:09,610 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 563 00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:13,647 ♪ That children ruin everything ♪ 564 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,254 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 565 00:21:20,323 --> 00:21:23,223 ♪ I really hate this sh... ♪