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We're outside before 10:00 AM
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on a Saturday. It's a miracle.
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-Rejoice.
-It's 10:15, actually.
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We were outside before 10:00.
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It's not my fault
that we had to go back
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to the house to get bicycles.
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And then, again,
to get scooters and stuff.
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-Daddy?
-Yes?
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Can you attack us
when we get to the park?
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Yes. But you can't catch us,
but you have to try.
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And I'm an astronaut.
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Okay. I'm an astronaut-eating
goblin. Hello.
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Oh, you better run,
you better run!
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I didn't know that
you said no more juice.
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If I had known that,
then I wouldn't have given them
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-more juice.
-But once you did know that,
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you still gave them more juice.
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Because I was trying
to get them out of the house.
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But it undermines my parenting.
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It's like you're the main
parent, I'm the side parent.
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-I'm thirsty.
-Yeah alright.
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-Your dad will get your water.
-Yeah. You're the boss.
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[Astrid] Even a loving,
supportive relationship
is gonna have
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moments that make
you wanna put your teeth
through your nose.
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[James] So, you can either
have an argument or get
away from each other,
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and then have a calm...
argument.
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[Astrid] Either way, there's a
simple path to a resolution.
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- [James] But when the kids
are around--
- [Astrid] Which is always.
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[James] T hat path
becomes more complex.
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[Astrid] And you--you don't
wanna hash things out
in front of your kids.
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[James] You can't necessarily
get away from each other.
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[Astrid] So, the anger
kind of bubbles out
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in passive-aggressive ways.
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Looky, looky.
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Who put that there?
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-[Felix] Daddy?
-Mm-hmm.
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Why aren't you and mommy
talking?
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-We are.
-Yeah.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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All right, kids. Scoot ahead.
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Sometimes it does feel
like you're the side parent
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when I--Viv, watch out.
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When I make the snacks,
you're the one that's making up
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a fun rap with Felix.
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Viv, watch out for the curb.
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Nice moves, Felix.
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-I see you.
-Yeah. Really well done.
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I see. So, filling the kids up
with juice just to make
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them happy, that's okay.
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But-- I'm a goblin.
I'm coming to get you.
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-Nyaaa!
-[Felix screams]
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But coming up with a rap
with a surprisingly good flow
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with my son, that's off the
table.
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-Interesting.
-You rhymed "cake" with "hail."
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James is looking at real estate.
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-Hey, no. I'm on
my five-minute break.
-Busted.
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I was just-- what am
I explaining this to you for?
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You went for coffee an hour ago.
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Yeah, 'cause the coffee
here sucks.
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You know how many emails
I've written that we need
to get a new coffee machine?
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I just don't know
who to send them to.
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-Thank you for the coffee.
-Well, hey, not for you.
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-Text me next time.
-I can't.
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Astrid took my phone again,
without asking me, again.
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So, you're moving away from her?
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No. This is a family home.
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Five-bedroom, two-bath,
big backyard, finished basement.
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Oh, it's like a movie star.
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Yeah. But it's so far away
from the city.
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This is like witness
relocation territory.
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If a mob rat
can get a new start, why not us?
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-Because...
-James, answer your phone.
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Oh, I think I left it at home.
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You left your phone at home?
What next? No shoes?
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Nintendo at your desk?
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Astrid needs it
to soothe the baby.
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I have a premium app
and it's like white noise.
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That's what's this
excuse is, white noise.
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Marla, I got you a Misto.
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Pretty thoughtful.
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We have a lettuce crisis
on the horizon.
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We have to recall 200
units of romaine
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before they hit the shelves.
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"Lettuce" take care of it.
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We'll "endive" right into it.
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-It's E. coli.
-Okay. Yeah.
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Well, we're gonna get into that.
Thank you. [clears throat]
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"Thanks for the coffee, Ennis.
It's very nice of you."
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"Oh, no problem, Marla."
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Hey. You know what
you should do?
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Get your place evaluated,
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because then it might be worth
than you're thinking,
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then you don't have to move
so far away from me.
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Oh. That's--okay, I will
get it evaluated.
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You know, because if
it's an inconvenient distance,
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that's--that's gonna be it
for us.
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Okay.
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[pop-up dings]
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-Not now...
-[others laughing]
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Nice yard.
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Are they kidding me?
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Something's the funniest
over there.
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You guys watching
Adventure Time again?
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A person's asking
what kind of police presence
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the World Cup will have.
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And we're like, "How about none?
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Police don't make people
feel safe."
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[Astrid] Totally.
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But we need the police
to enforce HOV lanes,
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for example, for people
who are coming in from outside
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the city so that they're
not in a gridlock.
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-Right.
-We should encourage bicycling
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-instead.
-Mm-hmm.
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-[text alert]
-But is that what our job is?
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Well, it could be.
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But is it?
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It should be.
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-Both these ideas are great.
-[text alert again]
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I don't know which one's right.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Mom, what is it? I'm at work.
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I was trying to text you.
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Graham fell down a ravine
while forging for mushrooms.
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I understood every word
of that and yet,
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I'm gonna need you to
go ahead and repeat it.
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Graham is in the hospital.
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You need to come take
the baby so I can go.
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Did you call James?
He's not answering.
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Hurry!
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I have to go work from home.
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I have to help my mom,
and apparently,
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my husband's job
is more important than mine.
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Mom, I can't keep
coming home like this.
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You know, it's very hard
for a woman
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to get respect at work if people
know she cares about her family.
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A man fell down a ravine,
Astrid.
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And James just
was ignoring your phone calls?
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And my emails.
But don't be too hard on him.
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-Why the hell not?
-Well, fine.
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Just don't go to bed angry.
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Should I also fetch
his slippers when he comes in?
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Make sure there's a cold wine
in the fridge for my man?
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Graham and I always
wake up smiling at each other.
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It might be love...
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if he's alive.
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I'll text you if he's not.
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[Felix]
Viv, can you come here
for a second?
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Hey. Quick question, how much
do you think our house is worth?
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-[Felix] Can you come?
-Also, hello.
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Viv?
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Sorry, I'm a little late.
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I just had a quick drink
with Ennis after work.
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A quick drink?
Wow. That must be so nice.
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Good thing I got everything
under control.
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Yeah. No need to check in
or answer my mom's phone calls.
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Yeah. You know,
you have my phone.
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Oh, right.
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You have the white noise
machine.
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All right. What about all
the emails marked urgent?
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The last time your mother
sent me an email
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marked urgent,
it was about quiche.
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I need batteries, please.
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My walkie-talkie is out.
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Batteries are upstairs.
You and Felix gonna have
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a little chitchat?
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I use both
with different voices.
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All right. Come on,
my little astronaut.
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[clears throat]
Hey. These are doors
that open and close.
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There's no ice.
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Tray's cold though.
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Maybe we'll put the tray
in my water.
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[Astrid] When you're on
the edge of a fight,
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every annoyance feels
heightened.
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[James] Like empty toilet paper
rolls or an empty gas tank.
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[Astrid] I put five dollars in.
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That's enough to get
to the gas station.
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[James] You were at
the gas station.
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Why didn't just put the--argh.
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Anyway, you start
to keep score
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of all the things
that piss you off.
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[ding]
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[Astrid]
The more points you have,
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the more ammunition
there is for the next argument.
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[James] That's how
arguing about one thing
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turns into fighting
about everything.
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[ding]
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[Astrid] You could even
argue about the way
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-that you're arguing.
- [ding]
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-So meta.
- [James] It's an awful game
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that no one wins.
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[Astrid] Except for always me.
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[ding]
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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My mom said we
shouldn't go to bed angry.
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My mom said she once saw a yeti.
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My mom and Graham
wake up the exact
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same time,
grinning at each other.
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For some reason, that made me
think of the movie Hereditary.
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Because it's disturbing.
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-I'm tired.
-Me too.
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I did the laundry. It was
your turn to make the bed.
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I kind of had my hands full
while you had a quick beer.
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["Brahm's Lullaby" plays]
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Hey.
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[car alarm sounds in distance]
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My phone cannot be
the family phone.
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I don't wanna pick up
your socks.
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You left crusty containers
in the sink for me
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to wash and recycle
and I have to use
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so much water to wash
and recycle them,
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then it defeats the point
of washing and recycling them.
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I don't wanna pick up
your socks.
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I can't sleep.
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Come on, baby. Get in.
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-Yay.
-Okay. You know what?
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Why don't I just sleep
in Viv's room?
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-That's a great idea.
-You know what?
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I might grab my phone
from the nursery on the way.
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Another great idea.
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Hey. Well, can you check
your email while you're at it?
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Are you guys doing a play?
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Just getting breakfast.
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Mommy's loud before
she's had her coffee.
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What about you guys?
Are you happy?
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-I'm normal.
-I had an amazing sleep.
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[strained laughter]
How good for you.
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Hey, what do you think about
going to watch some cartoons?
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-Yes.
-Oh, boy.
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No, no. You're supposed
to clean your room
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before you get
any screen time today.
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Be nice if I knew that.
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I'm not your assistant.
Go on upstairs.
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Clean your half of the room
like you said you would.
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Daddy, you promised I would
paint your nails this morning.
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I know I promised that, sweetie,
but--you know what?
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That sounds like a great idea.
Let's go do that.
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Okay.
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What should I be for Halloween?
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[chuckles] Well, we only
have six months to decide.
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So, do you wanna start a little
list?
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How about a witch
covered in blood?
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I'm not crazy about blood,
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but I--I think witches are cool.
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How about a gold medalist?
245
00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,031
Yeah. That's a great idea.
I love it.
246
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,499
Covered in blood.
247
00:09:51,568 --> 00:09:53,167
[text alert]
248
00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:56,371
I saved the middle finger
for last
249
00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:58,473
because I know what the means.
250
00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,208
Go away.
251
00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:04,612
Uh-huh.
252
00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:06,781
Don't you like your nails?
253
00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:09,784
Oh, are you kidding, baby girl?
Look at these.
254
00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:11,552
Gorg!
255
00:10:11,621 --> 00:10:13,988
Switch for me, sweetie pie.
256
00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,990
Okay. Let me just...
257
00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:26,734
[text alert]
258
00:10:31,474 --> 00:10:32,640
[text alert]
259
00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,377
-Mom, your phone.
-I hear it.
260
00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:39,080
Is that one of those
air duct people again?
261
00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,249
No.
262
00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:49,090
Excuse me. How do you
make blood?
263
00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,692
Your bones make blood.
264
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,927
-Read a book once in a while.
-I don't wanna read.
265
00:10:52,996 --> 00:10:54,962
I want to be an Olympic witch
with blood.
266
00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,564
Yeah, right.
267
00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:57,865
You really think they would
let a witch play sports?
268
00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,000
Let me do the thing I made up.
269
00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:00,501
Okay. Okay. Okay.
270
00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,370
Let's just--guys,
why don't you play out front
271
00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:05,640
for a second while your mother
and I have a conversation?
272
00:11:06,476 --> 00:11:08,776
Go outside like daddy said,
but out back.
273
00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:10,378
[Viv groaning]
274
00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:14,582
So, you seem to have a lot
275
00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:16,884
of thoughts about
how I conduct myself.
276
00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:20,121
No. I told you how the things
you sometimes do make me feel.
277
00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:22,824
You're in therapy,
so, I feel like it's
an unfair advantage.
278
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:24,392
You should do therapy.
279
00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:25,927
-It's great. It's normal.
-I wrote you a text.
280
00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,962
I know it's normal.
I wrote you a text.
281
00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:30,198
I would like to read it to you.
[clears throat]
282
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,335
"Astrid, I know it's been
a tense couple of days
283
00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:36,571
and it's been hard to take--"
that's typo--
284
00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,272
"talk with the kiddos around.
285
00:11:38,341 --> 00:11:40,041
When I was hopping--"
that's a typo--
286
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:42,143
"hoping to--yeah,
this whole thing is typos.
287
00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,811
Also, it's covered
in nail polish.
288
00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,415
Okay. I feel like you are
stressed and frustrated at work,
289
00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:49,283
and then you come home
and take it out on the only
290
00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:51,285
other adult in this house.
291
00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:57,759
Yeah. You're right.
292
00:11:58,795 --> 00:12:00,795
Thank you. That was hard to say.
293
00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:02,497
You need to check in more.
294
00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:05,199
You just do things,
and then you tell me
295
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:08,302
about it later,
and it's really frustrating.
296
00:12:08,371 --> 00:12:12,306
I hear you. And I absolutely--
297
00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,377
this is a bad time
and also a good time to say
298
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,412
that I booked an appraisal
with a real estate company.
299
00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:21,415
What? James, when?
300
00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:24,152
To--just soon, soon, soon.
301
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,453
Today.
302
00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:28,156
Where's my phone?
I need to send another text.
303
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:30,291
It's the company that
Ennis's dad uses.
304
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,093
It's gonna be so
quick and so professional.
305
00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:33,394
It's just like a quick in
and out.
306
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,462
Quick and profesh'.
307
00:12:34,531 --> 00:12:35,930
[knocking on door]
308
00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:39,767
Hi. Hi. Jen.
309
00:12:39,836 --> 00:12:41,435
From when I told you
that you were pregnant,
310
00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:43,137
remember me?
311
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,806
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
312
00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:46,641
You're not pregnant again.
Well, that I know of.
313
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:50,077
I'm actually here because
I have my real estate license.
314
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,847
I'm sorry. How, how long
have you been doing this?
315
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,282
Oh, for months.
316
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,517
-But how, how many months?
-Four months.
317
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,620
Though, I did break my ankle
mini-golfing.
318
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:01,823
So, this is my first ever
"eval."
319
00:13:01,891 --> 00:13:03,558
I saw your name
and your address.
320
00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:04,992
I said I knew you.
321
00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:06,661
Let's slap a price tag
on this townhouse.
322
00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,830
-Semi-detached.
-Oh.
323
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:12,033
Price just went up.
It's that easy.
324
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,971
Just a... just the one
bathroom?
325
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,272
Yeah. It's real cozy.
326
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,308
Is there a second toilet
somewhere?
327
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,676
Do we have a toilet just out
328
00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:23,544
in the middle
of a room somewhere? No.
329
00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,847
Okay-dokay.
330
00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:28,115
What are you doing?
331
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:30,084
Well you said that we'd
explore this together.
332
00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:32,320
We are gonna be
exploring PTSD remedies.
333
00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:34,255
Moving with three kids,
the--the boxes,
334
00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:36,557
the packing, the unpacking,
my job?
335
00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,626
It's too much for us to handle
right now.
336
00:13:38,695 --> 00:13:40,228
Okay.
337
00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:43,431
Honestly, your home has doubled
in value since you bought it.
338
00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:46,734
Doubled the amount,
in, like, money?
339
00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:49,036
Oh, yeah. I mean,
a good area, parking spot.
340
00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:50,671
The market's detached
from reality.
341
00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,240
Three bedrooms.
342
00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,275
I mean, I knew we would--
we would be up there.
343
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,077
I just didn't know we--we were
sitting on a giant pile of
money.
344
00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,645
Okay. Okay.
345
00:13:57,714 --> 00:13:59,413
But now, imagine what
a bigger house is gonna cost.
346
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,716
Unless you leave the city.
So, I--I've got a house.
347
00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,351
It's--it's about to come up
on the market.
348
00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,853
Big yard, a room for every kid,
349
00:14:05,922 --> 00:14:09,690
and an office or a massage room.
It's your call.
350
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,393
We're gonna--we'll mull it over.
351
00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:13,628
-I--yeah. Thank you.
-Yeah, mull that over.
352
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,863
No. Absolutely. But mull this?
353
00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,199
And this is--okay.
354
00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:19,767
-How much--
-Wow.
355
00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:21,335
-How much is that?
-Oh, it's within your budget.
356
00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:22,570
I mean, unless
you owe somebody money.
357
00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:24,305
Been there. Still there.
358
00:14:24,374 --> 00:14:26,841
Anyways, it goes up tomorrow.
359
00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,643
You wanna see it first?
360
00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:31,746
-Um...
-[sighing]
361
00:14:31,814 --> 00:14:32,980
-Okay.
-Oh, my gosh.
362
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,950
This is so exciting. Yes.
363
00:14:37,153 --> 00:14:40,154
Oh. Do you guys wanna
maybe carpool to save on gas,
364
00:14:40,223 --> 00:14:42,390
or should I get another Uber?
365
00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:45,226
Drive wasn't terrible.
366
00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:46,694
Thought it would take
two Scoot McDooby albums
367
00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:48,129
to get here,
but it barely took one.
368
00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,197
Well, it's 10:00 AM
on a Saturday.
369
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:53,234
In rush hour, we need
the entire Scoot catalogue
and the mix tape.
370
00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:55,303
Maybe I could work
virtual-from-home full-time.
371
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,939
And am I just supposed
to commute every day or...
372
00:14:58,007 --> 00:15:00,141
I don't know.
But--but I mean,
there's a lot of reasons
373
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,575
to say no to something big.
374
00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,811
But look at this place.
Look at it.
375
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,646
-Tag. You're it.
-Oh, kids, be careful.
376
00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,415
Watch out for the...
377
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,518
bees.
378
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,653
Okay. So, the owners said
that they'll wait outside
379
00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:14,121
while you look around.
380
00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,023
They just ask that you
don't take any pictures
381
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:19,560
of the artwork and don't take
anything from the fridge.
382
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,596
Kids, let's go pretend
we live here for a minute.
383
00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:25,333
So, closet space,
storage space in the basement,
384
00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:28,869
massage room, beautiful
in-ground pool for the kids.
385
00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:32,707
And the seller is motivated.
386
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:35,209
Yeah. She certainly seems
interested in our walkthrough.
387
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:40,081
Hey, get! Get! So sorry.
388
00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:42,616
She can be a bit much,
but she has a beautiful home.
389
00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:45,453
I love the--
I wanna say cheetahs.
390
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:46,654
That's actually a leopard.
391
00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:48,289
You can tell by the rosettes.
392
00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,025
[Felix] I get the better room.
393
00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:53,761
-[Viv] Which one's better?
-The one you want.
394
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,230
I'm just gonna make sure
they don't go into one closet.
395
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,635
Definitely taking pictures
of these paintings.
396
00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:04,839
Imagine Felix, Viv,
and Morris growing up here.
397
00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,608
-Did you just call him Morris?
-Andrew. Sorry,
398
00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:09,076
Andrew growing up here,
399
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:12,113
biking through
the neighborhood, the quiet.
400
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,914
Hold up.
401
00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:17,284
This is Jen's parents' place.
402
00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:18,519
What?
403
00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,421
She painted these warped cats.
404
00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:22,256
That's crazy.
405
00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,924
Almost as crazy as staying
in her current home
406
00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,793
instead of selling it,
moving here happy
407
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,328
and safe
and pocketing a ton of money.
408
00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:29,663
I'm not moving
into Jen's parents' house.
409
00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:32,233
I don't want Viv
growing up in Jen's bedroom,
410
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,235
and finding her diary
in the floorboards,
411
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,037
and then painting weird
pictures of cats.
412
00:16:36,105 --> 00:16:38,005
Stop writing a creepy YA
novel about this house.
413
00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:40,141
If you grow up in this house,
it don't end well.
414
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,576
How do you even--look,
this house is everything
we could ever want.
415
00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:43,778
-What are you talk--
-And look--
416
00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:45,279
We haven't even been upstairs.
417
00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:49,016
It could be crawling
with mice or asbestos.
418
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:51,986
Are you just gonna leave--sorry.
419
00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:53,821
What do I have to do to get
you to close a cupboard door?
420
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,190
I do close it
after I put everything away
421
00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:57,725
so I don't have to do it twice.
422
00:16:57,794 --> 00:16:59,593
You didn't put anything in there
or take anything out.
423
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,962
-That time I forgot.
-[Andrew fussing]
424
00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:03,531
You know what you do?
425
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,466
You leave all your beard
trimmings in the bathroom sink.
426
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,835
And just so you know,
the toilet paper needs
427
00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:09,403
a Chelsea, not a mullet.
428
00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:10,638
-What is a Chelsea?
-The paper
429
00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,473
hangs forward like a Chelsea.
430
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,275
That doesn't explain
to me what a Chelsea is.
431
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,010
Look, you brush all your hair
into the corner of the tub.
432
00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,511
Also, what is cheese grater
thing
433
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,113
in the shower
that's taking up all that space?
434
00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,816
For the last time, Google it.
435
00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,286
[sucking teeth]
436
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:33,461
That's how you do that.
437
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,396
[bike bell ringing]
438
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,498
Nice, nice, nice moves.
439
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,767
Nice moves. Get it. Get it.
440
00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:42,503
Get it. Hit it. Kick it.
Stick it.
441
00:17:43,306 --> 00:17:44,738
All right, kids.
442
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:46,774
Go burn off some energy
before the ride back.
443
00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:47,942
Run to the end of the block.
444
00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,543
Dad, you wanna burn some energy?
445
00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,445
I burnt all mine in 2010.
You go ahead.
446
00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:05,626
I think I feel obligated
to explore buying a house
447
00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:08,129
because you never shut down
the baby conversation.
448
00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:11,265
Yeah. And I feel like
when you feel obligated
449
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,934
to do something,
you don't do it.
450
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,771
Good observation.
451
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,006
True.
452
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:22,443
But, you know, you stayed with
the baby conversation and now,
453
00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:26,947
we have a little more--
more to love in terms of kids.
454
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,450
Mmm... And you were right
about the baby.
455
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,551
I love this baby.
456
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,019
It might be my favorite baby.
457
00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,621
Don't tell the others.
458
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:36,056
But you were also right
about the baby because,
459
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,958
three is a lot harder.
460
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,832
I just feel like I'm failing
sometimes.
461
00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:50,304
I feel like I'm failing
all the time.
462
00:18:50,373 --> 00:18:51,572
But this house might help.
463
00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,574
It's less mortgage, more space.
464
00:18:53,643 --> 00:18:55,242
I could work from home.
465
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,247
Maybe.
466
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:05,486
I could convince the homeowner
to knock the price down a bit.
467
00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:06,820
Hi!
468
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,556
Hello.
469
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:10,524
How much could she
knock it down?
470
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:13,661
Let me put some booze
in her coffee and find out.
471
00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:16,964
[Astrid] Love is close
to anger.
472
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,699
The people you're closest
to are the ones that get
473
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:19,967
under your skin the most.
474
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,936
First and best.
475
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,671
-[Viv] No.
-And tallest.
476
00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:24,838
-No, you're not.
-Yes, I am.
477
00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,807
-Okay. Okay.
-All right.
478
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,576
-Let's just--okay, guys--
-Let's--we'll take it down
a notch.
479
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,411
[James] In a family,
feelings are bound to get hurt,
480
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:31,645
-buttons pushed.
- [Astrid] Oh, my God.
481
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,147
Socks left on the floor.
482
00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,682
[James] My feet have
been getting really hot.
483
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,584
But--but, no, that's not
your problem.
484
00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:38,185
I'll work on it.
485
00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,691
[Astrid] If you don't want
your kids to see you fight,
you gotta decide
486
00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:46,961
when to let it slide
and when to have it out.
487
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,432
[James] 'Cause a s hard as those
conversations are to have,
488
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,101
some great things
come from them.
489
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,403
-Hi, Jen.
- [Jen, on phone] Hi.
490
00:19:56,472 --> 00:20:00,040
Hi. We're--we're ready
to make an offer.
491
00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:03,644
Pinch me.
Am I dreaming? I don't know.
492
00:20:03,713 --> 00:20:05,946
[Astrid] And then,
you go to bed not angry.
493
00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:07,715
[James] Like your mom
and her boyfriend.
494
00:20:07,783 --> 00:20:09,783
[Astrid] I don't wanna
picture that, James.
495
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,319
- [James] Sorry. Sorry.
- [Astrid] I forgive you.
496
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:53,827
♪ I love my kids,
but kids ruin everything ♪
497
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,563
♪ Kids ruin everything ♪
498
00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,533
♪ I love my kids,
but kids ruin everything ♪
499
00:20:59,602 --> 00:21:01,168
♪ Kids ruin everything ♪
500
00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,437
♪ No more sleeping in ♪
501
00:21:03,506 --> 00:21:06,573
♪ I got kids in my face ♪
502
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:09,410
♪ I never knew,
but now I see ♪
503
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:13,480
♪ Children ruin everything ♪
504
00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:19,853
♪ I never knew,
but now I see ♪
505
00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:22,556
♪ I really hate this sh...♪