1 00:00:01,979 --> 00:00:04,212 We're outside before 10:00 AM 2 00:00:04,281 --> 00:00:05,981 on a Saturday. It's a miracle. 3 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:09,117 -Rejoice. -It's 10:15, actually. 4 00:00:09,753 --> 00:00:11,353 We were outside before 10:00. 5 00:00:11,422 --> 00:00:12,654 It's not my fault that we had to go back 6 00:00:12,723 --> 00:00:14,156 to the house to get bicycles. 7 00:00:14,224 --> 00:00:15,424 And then, again, to get scooters and stuff. 8 00:00:15,492 --> 00:00:16,758 -Daddy? -Yes? 9 00:00:16,827 --> 00:00:18,627 Can you attack us when we get to the park? 10 00:00:18,695 --> 00:00:22,197 Yes. But you can't catch us, but you have to try. 11 00:00:22,266 --> 00:00:23,698 And I'm an astronaut. 12 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:26,268 Okay. I'm an astronaut-eating goblin. Hello. 13 00:00:26,336 --> 00:00:28,370 Oh, you better run, you better run! 14 00:00:28,439 --> 00:00:30,672 I didn't know that you said no more juice. 15 00:00:30,741 --> 00:00:32,441 If I had known that, then I wouldn't have given them 16 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:33,809 -more juice. -But once you did know that, 17 00:00:33,877 --> 00:00:35,444 you still gave them more juice. 18 00:00:35,512 --> 00:00:36,678 Because I was trying to get them out of the house. 19 00:00:36,747 --> 00:00:38,380 But it undermines my parenting. 20 00:00:38,449 --> 00:00:39,815 It's like you're the main parent, I'm the side parent. 21 00:00:40,384 --> 00:00:42,050 -I'm thirsty. -Yeah alright. 22 00:00:42,119 --> 00:00:45,120 -Your dad will get your water. -Yeah. You're the boss. 23 00:00:45,189 --> 00:00:47,422 [Astrid] Even a loving, supportive relationship is gonna have 24 00:00:47,491 --> 00:00:49,925 moments that make you wanna put your teeth through your nose. 25 00:00:49,993 --> 00:00:52,527 [James] So, you can either have an argument or get away from each other, 26 00:00:52,596 --> 00:00:54,830 and then have a calm... argument. 27 00:00:54,898 --> 00:00:57,566 [Astrid] Either way, there's a simple path to a resolution. 28 00:00:57,634 --> 00:00:59,534 - [James] But when the kids are around-- - [Astrid] Which is always. 29 00:00:59,603 --> 00:01:01,970 [James] T hat path becomes more complex. 30 00:01:02,039 --> 00:01:04,139 [Astrid] And you--you don't wanna hash things out in front of your kids. 31 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:05,974 [James] You can't necessarily get away from each other. 32 00:01:06,043 --> 00:01:08,043 [Astrid] So, the anger kind of bubbles out 33 00:01:08,112 --> 00:01:09,511 in passive-aggressive ways. 34 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:11,546 Looky, looky. 35 00:01:11,615 --> 00:01:13,415 Who put that there? 36 00:01:15,853 --> 00:01:17,285 -[Felix] Daddy? -Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:17,354 --> 00:01:19,988 Why aren't you and mommy talking? 38 00:01:20,057 --> 00:01:22,090 -We are. -Yeah. 39 00:01:22,159 --> 00:01:24,392 -Hi. -Hello. 40 00:01:26,864 --> 00:01:28,396 All right, kids. Scoot ahead. 41 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,832 Sometimes it does feel like you're the side parent 42 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:32,634 when I--Viv, watch out. 43 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:35,437 When I make the snacks, you're the one that's making up 44 00:01:35,506 --> 00:01:36,838 a fun rap with Felix. 45 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:38,340 Viv, watch out for the curb. 46 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:39,541 Nice moves, Felix. 47 00:01:39,610 --> 00:01:41,276 -I see you. -Yeah. Really well done. 48 00:01:41,345 --> 00:01:43,745 I see. So, filling the kids up with juice just to make 49 00:01:43,814 --> 00:01:45,213 them happy, that's okay. 50 00:01:45,282 --> 00:01:47,349 But-- I'm a goblin. I'm coming to get you. 51 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,184 -Nyaaa! -[Felix screams] 52 00:01:49,253 --> 00:01:51,853 But coming up with a rap with a surprisingly good flow 53 00:01:51,922 --> 00:01:53,388 with my son, that's off the table. 54 00:01:53,457 --> 00:01:56,391 -Interesting. -You rhymed "cake" with "hail." 55 00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:07,602 James is looking at real estate. 56 00:02:07,671 --> 00:02:09,371 -Hey, no. I'm on my five-minute break. -Busted. 57 00:02:09,439 --> 00:02:10,772 I was just-- what am I explaining this to you for? 58 00:02:10,841 --> 00:02:12,407 You went for coffee an hour ago. 59 00:02:12,476 --> 00:02:14,709 Yeah, 'cause the coffee here sucks. 60 00:02:14,778 --> 00:02:16,411 You know how many emails I've written that we need to get a new coffee machine? 61 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,113 I just don't know who to send them to. 62 00:02:18,182 --> 00:02:19,614 -Thank you for the coffee. -Well, hey, not for you. 63 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:21,349 -Text me next time. -I can't. 64 00:02:21,418 --> 00:02:24,753 Astrid took my phone again, without asking me, again. 65 00:02:24,821 --> 00:02:26,521 So, you're moving away from her? 66 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,089 No. This is a family home. 67 00:02:28,158 --> 00:02:30,592 Five-bedroom, two-bath, big backyard, finished basement. 68 00:02:30,661 --> 00:02:32,060 Oh, it's like a movie star. 69 00:02:32,129 --> 00:02:33,795 Yeah. But it's so far away from the city. 70 00:02:33,864 --> 00:02:35,864 This is like witness relocation territory. 71 00:02:35,933 --> 00:02:39,201 If a mob rat can get a new start, why not us? 72 00:02:39,269 --> 00:02:41,469 -Because... -James, answer your phone. 73 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:43,071 Oh, I think I left it at home. 74 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:45,006 You left your phone at home? What next? No shoes? 75 00:02:45,075 --> 00:02:46,374 Nintendo at your desk? 76 00:02:46,443 --> 00:02:48,510 Astrid needs it to soothe the baby. 77 00:02:48,579 --> 00:02:50,812 I have a premium app and it's like white noise. 78 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:53,014 That's what's this excuse is, white noise. 79 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:55,083 Marla, I got you a Misto. 80 00:02:55,152 --> 00:02:56,351 Pretty thoughtful. 81 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:58,753 We have a lettuce crisis on the horizon. 82 00:02:58,822 --> 00:03:01,923 We have to recall 200 units of romaine 83 00:03:01,992 --> 00:03:03,225 before they hit the shelves. 84 00:03:03,293 --> 00:03:04,793 "Lettuce" take care of it. 85 00:03:04,861 --> 00:03:06,928 We'll "endive" right into it. 86 00:03:06,997 --> 00:03:08,797 -It's E. coli. -Okay. Yeah. 87 00:03:08,865 --> 00:03:11,466 Well, we're gonna get into that. Thank you. [clears throat] 88 00:03:12,569 --> 00:03:15,203 "Thanks for the coffee, Ennis. It's very nice of you." 89 00:03:15,272 --> 00:03:16,838 "Oh, no problem, Marla." 90 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:18,607 Hey. You know what you should do? 91 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:20,242 Get your place evaluated, 92 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,977 because then it might be worth than you're thinking, 93 00:03:22,045 --> 00:03:23,878 then you don't have to move so far away from me. 94 00:03:24,848 --> 00:03:27,816 Oh. That's--okay, I will get it evaluated. 95 00:03:27,884 --> 00:03:29,684 You know, because if it's an inconvenient distance, 96 00:03:29,753 --> 00:03:32,687 that's--that's gonna be it for us. 97 00:03:34,324 --> 00:03:35,523 Okay. 98 00:03:40,497 --> 00:03:41,896 [pop-up dings] 99 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:43,531 -Not now... -[others laughing] 100 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,666 Nice yard. 101 00:03:44,735 --> 00:03:45,967 Are they kidding me? 102 00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:51,806 Something's the funniest over there. 103 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,508 You guys watching Adventure Time again? 104 00:03:53,577 --> 00:03:55,377 A person's asking what kind of police presence 105 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:56,478 the World Cup will have. 106 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:57,812 And we're like, "How about none? 107 00:03:57,881 --> 00:03:59,180 Police don't make people feel safe." 108 00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:00,649 [Astrid] Totally. 109 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:03,051 But we need the police to enforce HOV lanes, 110 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,120 for example, for people who are coming in from outside 111 00:04:05,188 --> 00:04:06,888 the city so that they're not in a gridlock. 112 00:04:06,957 --> 00:04:08,523 -Right. -We should encourage bicycling 113 00:04:08,592 --> 00:04:09,991 -instead. -Mm-hmm. 114 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:12,227 -[text alert] -But is that what our job is? 115 00:04:12,296 --> 00:04:13,595 Well, it could be. 116 00:04:13,664 --> 00:04:15,263 But is it? 117 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:16,798 It should be. 118 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:19,934 -Both these ideas are great. -[text alert again] 119 00:04:20,671 --> 00:04:22,237 I don't know which one's right. 120 00:04:22,306 --> 00:04:23,672 [cell phone ringing] 121 00:04:25,008 --> 00:04:27,108 Mom, what is it? I'm at work. 122 00:04:27,177 --> 00:04:28,777 I was trying to text you. 123 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:31,079 Graham fell down a ravine while forging for mushrooms. 124 00:04:31,882 --> 00:04:33,682 I understood every word of that and yet, 125 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,450 I'm gonna need you to go ahead and repeat it. 126 00:04:35,519 --> 00:04:36,985 Graham is in the hospital. 127 00:04:37,054 --> 00:04:39,421 You need to come take the baby so I can go. 128 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:41,923 Did you call James? He's not answering. 129 00:04:41,992 --> 00:04:43,258 Hurry! 130 00:04:48,665 --> 00:04:50,398 I have to go work from home. 131 00:04:50,467 --> 00:04:52,133 I have to help my mom, and apparently, 132 00:04:52,202 --> 00:04:54,169 my husband's job is more important than mine. 133 00:04:54,237 --> 00:04:56,404 Mom, I can't keep coming home like this. 134 00:04:56,473 --> 00:04:58,173 You know, it's very hard for a woman 135 00:04:58,241 --> 00:05:00,075 to get respect at work if people know she cares about her family. 136 00:05:00,143 --> 00:05:01,910 A man fell down a ravine, Astrid. 137 00:05:01,978 --> 00:05:03,745 And James just was ignoring your phone calls? 138 00:05:03,814 --> 00:05:05,413 And my emails. But don't be too hard on him. 139 00:05:05,482 --> 00:05:06,948 -Why the hell not? -Well, fine. 140 00:05:07,017 --> 00:05:08,583 Just don't go to bed angry. 141 00:05:08,652 --> 00:05:10,418 Should I also fetch his slippers when he comes in? 142 00:05:10,487 --> 00:05:12,420 Make sure there's a cold wine in the fridge for my man? 143 00:05:12,489 --> 00:05:15,323 Graham and I always wake up smiling at each other. 144 00:05:15,392 --> 00:05:16,591 It might be love... 145 00:05:17,461 --> 00:05:18,727 if he's alive. 146 00:05:18,795 --> 00:05:20,328 I'll text you if he's not. 147 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:24,499 [Felix] Viv, can you come here for a second? 148 00:05:25,669 --> 00:05:29,604 Hey. Quick question, how much do you think our house is worth? 149 00:05:29,673 --> 00:05:31,773 -[Felix] Can you come? -Also, hello. 150 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:34,376 Viv? 151 00:05:35,278 --> 00:05:36,611 Sorry, I'm a little late. 152 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,513 I just had a quick drink with Ennis after work. 153 00:05:38,582 --> 00:05:41,216 A quick drink? Wow. That must be so nice. 154 00:05:41,284 --> 00:05:42,951 Good thing I got everything under control. 155 00:05:43,019 --> 00:05:45,120 Yeah. No need to check in or answer my mom's phone calls. 156 00:05:45,188 --> 00:05:47,689 Yeah. You know, you have my phone. 157 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,457 Oh, right. 158 00:05:49,526 --> 00:05:51,059 You have the white noise machine. 159 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:54,028 All right. What about all the emails marked urgent? 160 00:05:54,097 --> 00:05:55,430 The last time your mother sent me an email 161 00:05:55,499 --> 00:05:56,731 marked urgent, it was about quiche. 162 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,833 I need batteries, please. 163 00:05:58,902 --> 00:06:00,535 My walkie-talkie is out. 164 00:06:00,604 --> 00:06:02,504 Batteries are upstairs. You and Felix gonna have 165 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:03,772 a little chitchat? 166 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,874 I use both with different voices. 167 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,880 All right. Come on, my little astronaut. 168 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:23,358 [clears throat] Hey. These are doors that open and close. 169 00:06:24,628 --> 00:06:25,860 There's no ice. 170 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:27,128 Tray's cold though. 171 00:06:27,197 --> 00:06:29,097 Maybe we'll put the tray in my water. 172 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,765 [Astrid] When you're on the edge of a fight, 173 00:06:30,834 --> 00:06:32,867 every annoyance feels heightened. 174 00:06:32,936 --> 00:06:35,770 [James] Like empty toilet paper rolls or an empty gas tank. 175 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,405 [Astrid] I put five dollars in. 176 00:06:37,474 --> 00:06:39,073 That's enough to get to the gas station. 177 00:06:39,142 --> 00:06:40,375 [James] You were at the gas station. 178 00:06:40,444 --> 00:06:41,876 Why didn't just put the--argh. 179 00:06:41,945 --> 00:06:43,478 Anyway, you start to keep score 180 00:06:43,547 --> 00:06:44,879 of all the things that piss you off. 181 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:46,214 [ding] 182 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:47,816 [Astrid] The more points you have, 183 00:06:47,884 --> 00:06:49,350 the more ammunition there is for the next argument. 184 00:06:50,887 --> 00:06:52,821 [James] That's how arguing about one thing 185 00:06:52,889 --> 00:06:55,223 turns into fighting about everything. 186 00:06:56,726 --> 00:06:58,226 [ding] 187 00:06:58,295 --> 00:06:59,794 [Astrid] You could even argue about the way 188 00:06:59,863 --> 00:07:01,596 -that you're arguing. - [ding] 189 00:07:01,665 --> 00:07:02,997 -So meta. - [James] It's an awful game 190 00:07:03,066 --> 00:07:04,199 that no one wins. 191 00:07:04,267 --> 00:07:06,034 [Astrid] Except for always me. 192 00:07:06,102 --> 00:07:07,569 [ding] 193 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,175 -Hi. -Hey. 194 00:07:15,011 --> 00:07:16,444 My mom said we shouldn't go to bed angry. 195 00:07:16,513 --> 00:07:18,947 My mom said she once saw a yeti. 196 00:07:19,015 --> 00:07:20,348 My mom and Graham wake up the exact 197 00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:22,884 same time, grinning at each other. 198 00:07:22,953 --> 00:07:25,320 For some reason, that made me think of the movie Hereditary. 199 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:27,121 Because it's disturbing. 200 00:07:30,794 --> 00:07:33,261 -I'm tired. -Me too. 201 00:07:39,069 --> 00:07:41,536 I did the laundry. It was your turn to make the bed. 202 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:44,572 I kind of had my hands full while you had a quick beer. 203 00:07:49,379 --> 00:07:52,514 ["Brahm's Lullaby" plays] 204 00:07:55,452 --> 00:07:56,684 Hey. 205 00:08:07,364 --> 00:08:08,730 [car alarm sounds in distance] 206 00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:12,333 My phone cannot be the family phone. 207 00:08:12,402 --> 00:08:14,369 I don't wanna pick up your socks. 208 00:08:14,437 --> 00:08:15,970 You left crusty containers in the sink for me 209 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:17,872 to wash and recycle and I have to use 210 00:08:17,941 --> 00:08:19,707 so much water to wash and recycle them, 211 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:21,209 then it defeats the point of washing and recycling them. 212 00:08:21,278 --> 00:08:23,278 I don't wanna pick up your socks. 213 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:26,114 I can't sleep. 214 00:08:26,182 --> 00:08:27,348 Come on, baby. Get in. 215 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:29,784 -Yay. -Okay. You know what? 216 00:08:29,853 --> 00:08:32,287 Why don't I just sleep in Viv's room? 217 00:08:32,355 --> 00:08:33,988 -That's a great idea. -You know what? 218 00:08:34,057 --> 00:08:35,557 I might grab my phone from the nursery on the way. 219 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:37,225 Another great idea. 220 00:08:37,294 --> 00:08:39,561 Hey. Well, can you check your email while you're at it? 221 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,947 Are you guys doing a play? 222 00:08:59,983 --> 00:09:01,416 Just getting breakfast. 223 00:09:01,484 --> 00:09:03,651 Mommy's loud before she's had her coffee. 224 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:06,120 What about you guys? Are you happy? 225 00:09:06,189 --> 00:09:08,856 -I'm normal. -I had an amazing sleep. 226 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:10,892 [strained laughter] How good for you. 227 00:09:10,961 --> 00:09:14,596 Hey, what do you think about going to watch some cartoons? 228 00:09:14,664 --> 00:09:15,997 -Yes. -Oh, boy. 229 00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:17,498 No, no. You're supposed to clean your room 230 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:19,100 before you get any screen time today. 231 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:20,568 Be nice if I knew that. 232 00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:22,303 I'm not your assistant. Go on upstairs. 233 00:09:22,372 --> 00:09:24,205 Clean your half of the room like you said you would. 234 00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:28,042 Daddy, you promised I would paint your nails this morning. 235 00:09:28,111 --> 00:09:31,212 I know I promised that, sweetie, but--you know what? 236 00:09:31,281 --> 00:09:32,914 That sounds like a great idea. Let's go do that. 237 00:09:32,983 --> 00:09:34,148 Okay. 238 00:09:34,217 --> 00:09:35,783 What should I be for Halloween? 239 00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:38,653 [chuckles] Well, we only have six months to decide. 240 00:09:38,722 --> 00:09:40,622 So, do you wanna start a little list? 241 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:43,057 How about a witch covered in blood? 242 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:44,792 I'm not crazy about blood, 243 00:09:44,861 --> 00:09:46,227 but I--I think witches are cool. 244 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:47,895 How about a gold medalist? 245 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,031 Yeah. That's a great idea. I love it. 246 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,499 Covered in blood. 247 00:09:51,568 --> 00:09:53,167 [text alert] 248 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:56,371 I saved the middle finger for last 249 00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:58,473 because I know what the means. 250 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,208 Go away. 251 00:10:03,246 --> 00:10:04,612 Uh-huh. 252 00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:06,781 Don't you like your nails? 253 00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:09,784 Oh, are you kidding, baby girl? Look at these. 254 00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:11,552 Gorg! 255 00:10:11,621 --> 00:10:13,988 Switch for me, sweetie pie. 256 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,990 Okay. Let me just... 257 00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:26,734 [text alert] 258 00:10:31,474 --> 00:10:32,640 [text alert] 259 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,377 -Mom, your phone. -I hear it. 260 00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:39,080 Is that one of those air duct people again? 261 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,249 No. 262 00:10:45,989 --> 00:10:49,090 Excuse me. How do you make blood? 263 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,692 Your bones make blood. 264 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,927 -Read a book once in a while. -I don't wanna read. 265 00:10:52,996 --> 00:10:54,962 I want to be an Olympic witch with blood. 266 00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:56,564 Yeah, right. 267 00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:57,865 You really think they would let a witch play sports? 268 00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,000 Let me do the thing I made up. 269 00:10:59,069 --> 00:11:00,501 Okay. Okay. Okay. 270 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:02,370 Let's just--guys, why don't you play out front 271 00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:05,640 for a second while your mother and I have a conversation? 272 00:11:06,476 --> 00:11:08,776 Go outside like daddy said, but out back. 273 00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:10,378 [Viv groaning] 274 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:14,582 So, you seem to have a lot 275 00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:16,884 of thoughts about how I conduct myself. 276 00:11:16,953 --> 00:11:20,121 No. I told you how the things you sometimes do make me feel. 277 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:22,824 You're in therapy, so, I feel like it's an unfair advantage. 278 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:24,392 You should do therapy. 279 00:11:24,461 --> 00:11:25,927 -It's great. It's normal. -I wrote you a text. 280 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,962 I know it's normal. I wrote you a text. 281 00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:30,198 I would like to read it to you. [clears throat] 282 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,335 "Astrid, I know it's been a tense couple of days 283 00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:36,571 and it's been hard to take--" that's typo-- 284 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,272 "talk with the kiddos around. 285 00:11:38,341 --> 00:11:40,041 When I was hopping--" that's a typo-- 286 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:42,143 "hoping to--yeah, this whole thing is typos. 287 00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,811 Also, it's covered in nail polish. 288 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,415 Okay. I feel like you are stressed and frustrated at work, 289 00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:49,283 and then you come home and take it out on the only 290 00:11:49,352 --> 00:11:51,285 other adult in this house. 291 00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:57,759 Yeah. You're right. 292 00:11:58,795 --> 00:12:00,795 Thank you. That was hard to say. 293 00:12:00,864 --> 00:12:02,497 You need to check in more. 294 00:12:03,566 --> 00:12:05,199 You just do things, and then you tell me 295 00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:08,302 about it later, and it's really frustrating. 296 00:12:08,371 --> 00:12:12,306 I hear you. And I absolutely-- 297 00:12:14,344 --> 00:12:16,377 this is a bad time and also a good time to say 298 00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,412 that I booked an appraisal with a real estate company. 299 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:21,415 What? James, when? 300 00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:24,152 To--just soon, soon, soon. 301 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:25,453 Today. 302 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:28,156 Where's my phone? I need to send another text. 303 00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:30,291 It's the company that Ennis's dad uses. 304 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,093 It's gonna be so quick and so professional. 305 00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:33,394 It's just like a quick in and out. 306 00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,462 Quick and profesh'. 307 00:12:34,531 --> 00:12:35,930 [knocking on door] 308 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:39,767 Hi. Hi. Jen. 309 00:12:39,836 --> 00:12:41,435 From when I told you that you were pregnant, 310 00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:43,137 remember me? 311 00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:44,806 -Oh, my God. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 312 00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:46,641 You're not pregnant again. Well, that I know of. 313 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:50,077 I'm actually here because I have my real estate license. 314 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:52,847 I'm sorry. How, how long have you been doing this? 315 00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:54,282 Oh, for months. 316 00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,517 -But how, how many months? -Four months. 317 00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:59,620 Though, I did break my ankle mini-golfing. 318 00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:01,823 So, this is my first ever "eval." 319 00:13:01,891 --> 00:13:03,558 I saw your name and your address. 320 00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:04,992 I said I knew you. 321 00:13:05,061 --> 00:13:06,661 Let's slap a price tag on this townhouse. 322 00:13:06,729 --> 00:13:08,830 -Semi-detached. -Oh. 323 00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:12,033 Price just went up. It's that easy. 324 00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,971 Just a... just the one bathroom? 325 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,272 Yeah. It's real cozy. 326 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,308 Is there a second toilet somewhere? 327 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,676 Do we have a toilet just out 328 00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:23,544 in the middle of a room somewhere? No. 329 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,847 Okay-dokay. 330 00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:28,115 What are you doing? 331 00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:30,084 Well you said that we'd explore this together. 332 00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:32,320 We are gonna be exploring PTSD remedies. 333 00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:34,255 Moving with three kids, the--the boxes, 334 00:13:34,324 --> 00:13:36,557 the packing, the unpacking, my job? 335 00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,626 It's too much for us to handle right now. 336 00:13:38,695 --> 00:13:40,228 Okay. 337 00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:43,431 Honestly, your home has doubled in value since you bought it. 338 00:13:43,499 --> 00:13:46,734 Doubled the amount, in, like, money? 339 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:49,036 Oh, yeah. I mean, a good area, parking spot. 340 00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:50,671 The market's detached from reality. 341 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,240 Three bedrooms. 342 00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,275 I mean, I knew we would-- we would be up there. 343 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,077 I just didn't know we--we were sitting on a giant pile of money. 344 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:57,645 Okay. Okay. 345 00:13:57,714 --> 00:13:59,413 But now, imagine what a bigger house is gonna cost. 346 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,716 Unless you leave the city. So, I--I've got a house. 347 00:14:01,784 --> 00:14:03,351 It's--it's about to come up on the market. 348 00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,853 Big yard, a room for every kid, 349 00:14:05,922 --> 00:14:09,690 and an office or a massage room. It's your call. 350 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,393 We're gonna--we'll mull it over. 351 00:14:12,462 --> 00:14:13,628 -I--yeah. Thank you. -Yeah, mull that over. 352 00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,863 No. Absolutely. But mull this? 353 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,199 And this is--okay. 354 00:14:18,268 --> 00:14:19,767 -How much-- -Wow. 355 00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:21,335 -How much is that? -Oh, it's within your budget. 356 00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:22,570 I mean, unless you owe somebody money. 357 00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:24,305 Been there. Still there. 358 00:14:24,374 --> 00:14:26,841 Anyways, it goes up tomorrow. 359 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:28,643 You wanna see it first? 360 00:14:28,711 --> 00:14:31,746 -Um... -[sighing] 361 00:14:31,814 --> 00:14:32,980 -Okay. -Oh, my gosh. 362 00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,950 This is so exciting. Yes. 363 00:14:37,153 --> 00:14:40,154 Oh. Do you guys wanna maybe carpool to save on gas, 364 00:14:40,223 --> 00:14:42,390 or should I get another Uber? 365 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:45,226 Drive wasn't terrible. 366 00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:46,694 Thought it would take two Scoot McDooby albums 367 00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:48,129 to get here, but it barely took one. 368 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,197 Well, it's 10:00 AM on a Saturday. 369 00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:53,234 In rush hour, we need the entire Scoot catalogue and the mix tape. 370 00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:55,303 Maybe I could work virtual-from-home full-time. 371 00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,939 And am I just supposed to commute every day or... 372 00:14:58,007 --> 00:15:00,141 I don't know. But--but I mean, there's a lot of reasons 373 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,575 to say no to something big. 374 00:15:01,644 --> 00:15:03,811 But look at this place. Look at it. 375 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,646 -Tag. You're it. -Oh, kids, be careful. 376 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,415 Watch out for the... 377 00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,518 bees. 378 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,653 Okay. So, the owners said that they'll wait outside 379 00:15:12,722 --> 00:15:14,121 while you look around. 380 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,023 They just ask that you don't take any pictures 381 00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:19,560 of the artwork and don't take anything from the fridge. 382 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,596 Kids, let's go pretend we live here for a minute. 383 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:25,333 So, closet space, storage space in the basement, 384 00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:28,869 massage room, beautiful in-ground pool for the kids. 385 00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:32,707 And the seller is motivated. 386 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:35,209 Yeah. She certainly seems interested in our walkthrough. 387 00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:40,081 Hey, get! Get! So sorry. 388 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:42,616 She can be a bit much, but she has a beautiful home. 389 00:15:42,685 --> 00:15:45,453 I love the-- I wanna say cheetahs. 390 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:46,654 That's actually a leopard. 391 00:15:46,723 --> 00:15:48,289 You can tell by the rosettes. 392 00:15:49,559 --> 00:15:51,025 [Felix] I get the better room. 393 00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:53,761 -[Viv] Which one's better? -The one you want. 394 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,230 I'm just gonna make sure they don't go into one closet. 395 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,635 Definitely taking pictures of these paintings. 396 00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:04,839 Imagine Felix, Viv, and Morris growing up here. 397 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,608 -Did you just call him Morris? -Andrew. Sorry, 398 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:09,076 Andrew growing up here, 399 00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:12,113 biking through the neighborhood, the quiet. 400 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,914 Hold up. 401 00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:17,284 This is Jen's parents' place. 402 00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:18,519 What? 403 00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,421 She painted these warped cats. 404 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:22,256 That's crazy. 405 00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,924 Almost as crazy as staying in her current home 406 00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,793 instead of selling it, moving here happy 407 00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,328 and safe and pocketing a ton of money. 408 00:16:27,397 --> 00:16:29,663 I'm not moving into Jen's parents' house. 409 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:32,233 I don't want Viv growing up in Jen's bedroom, 410 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,235 and finding her diary in the floorboards, 411 00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,037 and then painting weird pictures of cats. 412 00:16:36,105 --> 00:16:38,005 Stop writing a creepy YA novel about this house. 413 00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:40,141 If you grow up in this house, it don't end well. 414 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,576 How do you even--look, this house is everything we could ever want. 415 00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:43,778 -What are you talk-- -And look-- 416 00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:45,279 We haven't even been upstairs. 417 00:16:45,348 --> 00:16:49,016 It could be crawling with mice or asbestos. 418 00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:51,986 Are you just gonna leave--sorry. 419 00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:53,821 What do I have to do to get you to close a cupboard door? 420 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,190 I do close it after I put everything away 421 00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:57,725 so I don't have to do it twice. 422 00:16:57,794 --> 00:16:59,593 You didn't put anything in there or take anything out. 423 00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,962 -That time I forgot. -[Andrew fussing] 424 00:17:02,031 --> 00:17:03,531 You know what you do? 425 00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:05,466 You leave all your beard trimmings in the bathroom sink. 426 00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,835 And just so you know, the toilet paper needs 427 00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:09,403 a Chelsea, not a mullet. 428 00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:10,638 -What is a Chelsea? -The paper 429 00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:12,473 hangs forward like a Chelsea. 430 00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,275 That doesn't explain to me what a Chelsea is. 431 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,010 Look, you brush all your hair into the corner of the tub. 432 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,511 Also, what is cheese grater thing 433 00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,113 in the shower that's taking up all that space? 434 00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:21,816 For the last time, Google it. 435 00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:25,286 [sucking teeth] 436 00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:33,461 That's how you do that. 437 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:35,396 [bike bell ringing] 438 00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:37,498 Nice, nice, nice moves. 439 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,767 Nice moves. Get it. Get it. 440 00:17:39,836 --> 00:17:42,503 Get it. Hit it. Kick it. Stick it. 441 00:17:43,306 --> 00:17:44,738 All right, kids. 442 00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:46,774 Go burn off some energy before the ride back. 443 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:47,942 Run to the end of the block. 444 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:49,543 Dad, you wanna burn some energy? 445 00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,445 I burnt all mine in 2010. You go ahead. 446 00:18:02,425 --> 00:18:05,626 I think I feel obligated to explore buying a house 447 00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:08,129 because you never shut down the baby conversation. 448 00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:11,265 Yeah. And I feel like when you feel obligated 449 00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:13,934 to do something, you don't do it. 450 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:17,771 Good observation. 451 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,006 True. 452 00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:22,443 But, you know, you stayed with the baby conversation and now, 453 00:18:22,512 --> 00:18:26,947 we have a little more-- more to love in terms of kids. 454 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:29,450 Mmm... And you were right about the baby. 455 00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,551 I love this baby. 456 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,019 It might be my favorite baby. 457 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:33,621 Don't tell the others. 458 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:36,056 But you were also right about the baby because, 459 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,958 three is a lot harder. 460 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:44,832 I just feel like I'm failing sometimes. 461 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:50,304 I feel like I'm failing all the time. 462 00:18:50,373 --> 00:18:51,572 But this house might help. 463 00:18:51,641 --> 00:18:53,574 It's less mortgage, more space. 464 00:18:53,643 --> 00:18:55,242 I could work from home. 465 00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,247 Maybe. 466 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:05,486 I could convince the homeowner to knock the price down a bit. 467 00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:06,820 Hi! 468 00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,556 Hello. 469 00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:10,524 How much could she knock it down? 470 00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:13,661 Let me put some booze in her coffee and find out. 471 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:16,964 [Astrid] Love is close to anger. 472 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,699 The people you're closest to are the ones that get 473 00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:19,967 under your skin the most. 474 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,936 First and best. 475 00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,671 -[Viv] No. -And tallest. 476 00:19:23,739 --> 00:19:24,838 -No, you're not. -Yes, I am. 477 00:19:24,907 --> 00:19:26,807 -Okay. Okay. -All right. 478 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,576 -Let's just--okay, guys-- -Let's--we'll take it down a notch. 479 00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,411 [James] In a family, feelings are bound to get hurt, 480 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:31,645 -buttons pushed. - [Astrid] Oh, my God. 481 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,147 Socks left on the floor. 482 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,682 [James] My feet have been getting really hot. 483 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,584 But--but, no, that's not your problem. 484 00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:38,185 I'll work on it. 485 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,691 [Astrid] If you don't want your kids to see you fight, you gotta decide 486 00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:46,961 when to let it slide and when to have it out. 487 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,432 [James] 'Cause a s hard as those conversations are to have, 488 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,101 some great things come from them. 489 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,403 -Hi, Jen. - [Jen, on phone] Hi. 490 00:19:56,472 --> 00:20:00,040 Hi. We're--we're ready to make an offer. 491 00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:03,644 Pinch me. Am I dreaming? I don't know. 492 00:20:03,713 --> 00:20:05,946 [Astrid] And then, you go to bed not angry. 493 00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:07,715 [James] Like your mom and her boyfriend. 494 00:20:07,783 --> 00:20:09,783 [Astrid] I don't wanna picture that, James. 495 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:12,319 - [James] Sorry. Sorry. - [Astrid] I forgive you. 496 00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:53,827 ♪ I love my kids, but kids ruin everything ♪ 497 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,563 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 498 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,533 ♪ I love my kids, but kids ruin everything ♪ 499 00:20:59,602 --> 00:21:01,168 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 500 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:03,437 ♪ No more sleeping in ♪ 501 00:21:03,506 --> 00:21:06,573 ♪ I got kids in my face ♪ 502 00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:09,410 ♪ I never knew, but now I see ♪ 503 00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:13,480 ♪ Children ruin everything ♪ 504 00:21:17,353 --> 00:21:19,853 ♪ I never knew, but now I see ♪ 505 00:21:19,922 --> 00:21:22,556 ♪ I really hate this sh...♪