1 00:00:01,145 --> 00:00:04,146 [backup alarm beeping] 2 00:00:04,214 --> 00:00:05,914 [car engine idling] 3 00:00:07,184 --> 00:00:09,418 ASTRID: We own a house. - Mm-hmm. 4 00:00:09,486 --> 00:00:11,053 - This is insane. 5 00:00:11,121 --> 00:00:13,355 - Technically, we own crippling massive debt. 6 00:00:13,424 --> 00:00:15,357 - That we get to live inside. - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:15,426 --> 00:00:17,059 ASTRID: Come on, be excited. - Oh, I'm very excited, 8 00:00:17,127 --> 00:00:19,094 I'm also just, like, a little bit hungover. 9 00:00:19,163 --> 00:00:21,797 - Yes, anytime Ennis DJ's, you go too hard. 10 00:00:21,865 --> 00:00:23,598 - I had to--sold! - Sold! 11 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:26,334 But, when this freeloader gets here, we're probably gonna 12 00:00:26,403 --> 00:00:27,335 have to be homebodies for a couple of months. 13 00:00:27,404 --> 00:00:29,004 - Yeah, that's true. - Mm. 14 00:00:29,073 --> 00:00:30,405 - But we can still host dinner parties. 15 00:00:30,474 --> 00:00:31,840 JAMES: Mm-hmm. 16 00:00:31,909 --> 00:00:34,810 Shall I carry you over the threshold, my love? 17 00:00:34,878 --> 00:00:36,278 ASTRID: No, I'll just go in. 18 00:00:38,115 --> 00:00:42,317 [gasps] Look at all the space. Like... 19 00:00:42,386 --> 00:00:43,952 [chuckles] 20 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:45,554 We finally have a working oven. 21 00:00:45,622 --> 00:00:47,089 - Mm. The question is 22 00:00:47,157 --> 00:00:49,224 what do you want to do with the spare room, hmm? 23 00:00:49,293 --> 00:00:50,826 JAMES: Before your first baby, you have a certain 24 00:00:50,894 --> 00:00:52,527 naïve optimism about parenthood. 25 00:00:52,596 --> 00:00:53,662 You think you can anticipate 26 00:00:53,730 --> 00:00:55,597 what your new life will be like. 27 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:57,299 ASTRID: But, like the size of the universe, 28 00:00:57,367 --> 00:01:00,001 or pushing a turkey through a lime-sized hole, 29 00:01:00,070 --> 00:01:01,670 some things are hard to imagine. 30 00:01:01,738 --> 00:01:03,738 JAMES: So you make plans, blissfully unaware 31 00:01:03,807 --> 00:01:05,507 of how things are going to change. 32 00:01:05,576 --> 00:01:06,842 - Well, the first thing is we need to prepare 33 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:08,076 - for the homebirth. - Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:08,145 --> 00:01:09,244 - I don't care if the rest of this place 35 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:11,580 looks like a stadium bathroom at intermission, 36 00:01:11,648 --> 00:01:14,483 I need that room to feel just so peaceful 37 00:01:14,551 --> 00:01:17,352 and serene and... 38 00:01:17,421 --> 00:01:19,955 I just want him or her to come into this world 39 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:22,057 and feel... - [baby crying] 40 00:01:22,126 --> 00:01:23,492 - Is that next door? - Yeah, I don't know. 41 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,659 It feels too loud to be next door. 42 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:26,328 - I can't remember what I was saying. 43 00:01:26,396 --> 00:01:28,797 - Uh, um, uh, your, um, you giving birth. 44 00:01:28,866 --> 00:01:29,898 - Thank you. Yes. - Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:31,967 - I just--I want this baby to feel welcome. 46 00:01:32,035 --> 00:01:33,068 - Mm-hmm. - And--I'm sorry. 47 00:01:33,137 --> 00:01:34,436 - Yes. - If there's a window open, 48 00:01:34,505 --> 00:01:35,537 we have to close it. 49 00:01:35,606 --> 00:01:36,972 JAMES: I'm gonna check this side. 50 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,875 - [baby crying] 51 00:01:41,845 --> 00:01:44,546 - Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey, uh, can I help you not 52 00:01:44,615 --> 00:01:46,548 exert your body too much? - I'm not exerting myself. 53 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:49,284 I'm just making this room ready for a beautiful birth. 54 00:01:49,353 --> 00:01:50,752 - I think--I think maybe that's, enough of that. 55 00:01:50,821 --> 00:01:53,688 Why don't you just tell me what you need done around here? 56 00:01:53,757 --> 00:01:55,357 - The sockets on this wall don't work. 57 00:01:55,425 --> 00:01:56,558 - Mm-hmm. - And we still don't have 58 00:01:56,627 --> 00:01:58,860 hot water. 59 00:01:58,929 --> 00:02:01,263 - Mm-hmm. - You could help me 60 00:02:01,331 --> 00:02:02,697 drag this box across the floor. 61 00:02:02,766 --> 00:02:04,499 - Yes. I will drag a box to the ends of the earth 62 00:02:04,568 --> 00:02:06,067 for you, my love. - Okay. 63 00:02:06,136 --> 00:02:07,936 TAYLOR: Right on, holy crap. 64 00:02:08,005 --> 00:02:10,071 JAMES: Oh, that's Taylor. My brother will help us. 65 00:02:10,140 --> 00:02:11,506 Taylor, up here! - Oh. 66 00:02:11,575 --> 00:02:13,475 - He's gonna fix everything. - Okay. 67 00:02:13,544 --> 00:02:15,844 - There he is. Yup. - There he is. 68 00:02:15,913 --> 00:02:17,579 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, how was the drive? 69 00:02:17,648 --> 00:02:19,581 - Oh, not too bad, until I got to the city, 70 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:21,483 where everyone drives like an idiot. 71 00:02:21,552 --> 00:02:22,984 - Hi, Taylor. - Oh, take it easy 72 00:02:23,053 --> 00:02:24,953 on the donuts there, officer. 73 00:02:25,022 --> 00:02:26,821 - [chuckles] 74 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:29,758 - Uh... look it--I'm not gonna go buck wild with the, uh, 75 00:02:29,826 --> 00:02:31,493 spray foam in the basement there. 76 00:02:31,562 --> 00:02:32,961 - All right. Sounds like you could use 77 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:34,763 a little bit of supervision down there, eh? 78 00:02:34,831 --> 00:02:36,865 - Well, you could supervise a six-pack from the beer store. 79 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:38,700 - Right on. - Right on. 80 00:02:38,769 --> 00:02:40,635 I'm gonna go to Dawn's and pick something up 81 00:02:40,704 --> 00:02:42,804 and then I'm gonna meet the midwife, so I'll see you later? 82 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,606 - Okay. That sounds good. 83 00:02:45,976 --> 00:02:48,109 TAYLOR: Right on. 84 00:02:48,178 --> 00:02:50,312 Midwife? Is that like another half wife? 85 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:53,281 How'd you manage that? 86 00:02:54,251 --> 00:02:55,750 ASTRID: Dawn? 87 00:02:55,819 --> 00:02:57,352 NISHA: Just a second. 88 00:02:58,689 --> 00:03:01,056 - Mom? What are you doing here? 89 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:02,591 Baby shower. [gasps] 90 00:03:02,659 --> 00:03:03,925 - That's not for you. 91 00:03:03,994 --> 00:03:05,760 - [Astrid screams] - [sighs] 92 00:03:05,829 --> 00:03:06,962 - I was wondering when this was gonna happen. 93 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:08,330 - I've been waiting for you to tell me 94 00:03:08,398 --> 00:03:10,799 if it's a boy or a girl. - Mom, we don't know. 95 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:12,701 It's gonna be a baby. Isn't that enough? 96 00:03:12,769 --> 00:03:14,703 - I had to buy yellow baby clothes. 97 00:03:14,771 --> 00:03:16,404 Yellow. I hope you're happy. 98 00:03:16,473 --> 00:03:18,740 - Yes, I'm very happy. I love free stuff. 99 00:03:18,809 --> 00:03:20,475 Is Dawn here? - No, she had to take 100 00:03:20,544 --> 00:03:21,810 Corey to a music lesson. 101 00:03:21,878 --> 00:03:24,379 Imagine a baby singing? 102 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,181 - Um, she has that maroon blanket 103 00:03:26,250 --> 00:03:27,449 that we had when we were kids 104 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:28,717 and I'd love to use it for the home birth. 105 00:03:28,785 --> 00:03:30,819 - Home birth. You're gonna have your baby 106 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:33,121 on an old blanket like a golden retriever? 107 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:35,790 They have clean sheets at the hospital, FYI. 108 00:03:35,859 --> 00:03:37,859 - Mom, you know giving birth predates hospitals, right? 109 00:03:37,928 --> 00:03:40,562 - Yeah, well, you know what else predates hospitals? 110 00:03:40,631 --> 00:03:43,231 Dying from accidents. 111 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,799 All right. The shower's at 2:00. 112 00:03:44,868 --> 00:03:46,501 Get out of here before you spoil everything for Dawn. 113 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,336 You know how she loves surprises. 114 00:03:48,405 --> 00:03:50,905 - Isn't the surprise for me? 115 00:03:50,974 --> 00:03:53,341 - It's for your daughter. 116 00:03:53,410 --> 00:03:54,876 - We don't know. 117 00:03:54,945 --> 00:03:56,311 So we actually-- 118 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:57,879 we actually don't know. 119 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:00,715 - Yellow. 120 00:04:01,818 --> 00:04:02,851 - Hey. - Hey. 121 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:05,487 - Expert opinion, how awesome is my house? 122 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:07,155 - It's a dump. - It's a--it's a... 123 00:04:07,224 --> 00:04:08,523 - Yeah, the breaker box is a mess, 124 00:04:08,592 --> 00:04:12,260 the roof's derpy, and only one bathroom? Stupid. 125 00:04:12,329 --> 00:04:13,695 - Yeah. 126 00:04:13,764 --> 00:04:15,830 I guess I would love another bathroom down here 127 00:04:15,899 --> 00:04:18,667 so I could, uh, you know, throw up right now. 128 00:04:18,735 --> 00:04:21,936 - Whatever, Trevor, you got four walls and the big smoke. 129 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:24,306 Houses like this are just gonna increase in value. 130 00:04:24,374 --> 00:04:26,141 - You're fine. - It can't happen forever. 131 00:04:26,209 --> 00:04:28,009 I mean, then no one will be able to afford a house. 132 00:04:28,078 --> 00:04:29,911 - Well, exactly. That's why we should 133 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:32,714 put all our money into this. 134 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:35,116 - It's an empty field. 135 00:04:35,185 --> 00:04:36,451 - It can be our empty field. 136 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,554 - Remember the dream? - Oh, your subdivision thing? 137 00:04:39,623 --> 00:04:40,622 - This is the perfect spot for it. 138 00:04:40,691 --> 00:04:41,990 Look, look, look. 139 00:04:42,059 --> 00:04:44,292 I'll hire the crews. I'll manage the sites. 140 00:04:44,361 --> 00:04:45,393 You source materials, 141 00:04:45,462 --> 00:04:47,329 do all that nerdy number stuff, together, 142 00:04:47,397 --> 00:04:49,331 we'll slap up as many house as we can 143 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:50,765 legally cram in there and, 144 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,067 bam, millionaires, bud. 145 00:04:52,135 --> 00:04:53,134 - You still wanna do that, eh? 146 00:04:53,203 --> 00:04:54,135 - Hell, yeah! 147 00:04:54,204 --> 00:04:55,270 When Dad died, 148 00:04:55,339 --> 00:04:56,871 I spent a long time fixing up the house, 149 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:58,006 getting it ready for sale. 150 00:04:58,075 --> 00:04:59,341 I loved it, bud. 151 00:04:59,409 --> 00:05:01,242 Loved it. I'm my own boss. 152 00:05:01,311 --> 00:05:02,577 You got to give that a try. 153 00:05:02,646 --> 00:05:05,213 Ooh, wait, saved you something here. 154 00:05:07,451 --> 00:05:08,616 - Oh, my God. 155 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,985 Oh my, the secret socket. 156 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:13,288 Everything we plugged in turned to magic. 157 00:05:13,357 --> 00:05:15,123 - Had razors put hair on your face... 158 00:05:15,192 --> 00:05:16,558 - Yeah. - ...and the stereo made Mom 159 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:17,959 stop yelling. 160 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:18,927 - Mostly because we're... - Because we're... 161 00:05:18,995 --> 00:05:20,662 - Metallica. - Metallica. Yeah. 162 00:05:20,731 --> 00:05:21,496 - Well, I saved it from the house. 163 00:05:21,565 --> 00:05:23,064 Thought you might wanna put it 164 00:05:23,133 --> 00:05:24,432 in your kid's room. 165 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:29,337 All right, look, do you wanna go see this field or what? 166 00:05:31,508 --> 00:05:33,475 - Yeah. Let's do it. All right. Let's do it. 167 00:05:33,543 --> 00:05:34,509 Let's do it, bud. All right. 168 00:05:34,578 --> 00:05:36,177 Uh, I got to pick up a check first. 169 00:05:36,246 --> 00:05:37,779 - Right on. - All right. Right on. 170 00:05:37,848 --> 00:05:39,848 - [both imitating electric guitars] 171 00:05:39,916 --> 00:05:41,015 - All right. 172 00:05:41,084 --> 00:05:42,784 [knocks on door] 173 00:05:42,853 --> 00:05:44,519 - Hey, Mr. Jones? 174 00:05:52,963 --> 00:05:54,763 MARLA: Can I help you? - Hey, hi. I'm just--sorry. 175 00:05:54,831 --> 00:05:57,565 - I was looking for Mr. Jones? - I'm the new Mr. Jones. 176 00:05:57,634 --> 00:05:59,968 The old one didn't have a spine or allies in the company. 177 00:06:00,036 --> 00:06:01,703 - Ah. Good riddance. 178 00:06:01,772 --> 00:06:02,971 I'm just joking. I don't give a care. 179 00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:03,938 I was a temp here. 180 00:06:04,007 --> 00:06:06,341 And I just came for my last check. 181 00:06:06,410 --> 00:06:07,175 - Your last check 182 00:06:07,244 --> 00:06:09,911 or your first of many to come? 183 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:10,945 - Hmm. 184 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:12,013 - Have a seat, James. 185 00:06:12,082 --> 00:06:13,748 - You know my name. 186 00:06:13,817 --> 00:06:16,584 - I'm helping the VP of distribution build an A-team 187 00:06:16,653 --> 00:06:18,486 and I could use a hard worker like you 188 00:06:18,555 --> 00:06:19,921 who has no existing loyalties. 189 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:23,358 - Uh, well, that sounds weird. But I, uh... 190 00:06:23,427 --> 00:06:25,160 - I am starting my own business. - What business? 191 00:06:25,228 --> 00:06:27,629 - Oh, my brother and I grew up in a small town-- 192 00:06:27,697 --> 00:06:29,464 - Skip that part. JAMES: Subdivision homes, 193 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:31,132 it's something we've been dreaming about. 194 00:06:31,201 --> 00:06:32,667 - That's not you. You're not a dreamer. 195 00:06:32,736 --> 00:06:33,435 - I'm sorry? 196 00:06:33,503 --> 00:06:34,869 - You're more of a doer. 197 00:06:34,938 --> 00:06:36,104 And a fledgling grocery chain 198 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:39,040 is a place of chaos and opportunity for doers 199 00:06:39,109 --> 00:06:41,042 to get their hands dirty. 200 00:06:41,111 --> 00:06:43,378 I smell dirty hands, James. - No, no, just used 201 00:06:43,447 --> 00:06:45,213 the vanilla lotion in the staff bathroom. 202 00:06:45,282 --> 00:06:46,548 These guys smell like soft serve. 203 00:06:46,616 --> 00:06:47,682 So, if I could just get that last check? 204 00:06:47,751 --> 00:06:50,251 - We offer stability and great benefits. 205 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,288 Something an expectant father might need. 206 00:06:53,356 --> 00:06:54,556 - Wait. Okay, seriously, 207 00:06:54,624 --> 00:06:56,057 how do you know that? 208 00:06:56,126 --> 00:06:58,393 - Oh, we own any email or internet searches 209 00:06:58,462 --> 00:07:01,229 you make on company computers. 210 00:07:01,298 --> 00:07:03,398 You have 48 hours 211 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:04,432 to decide your fate. 212 00:07:04,501 --> 00:07:06,434 - Thank you very much. 213 00:07:07,771 --> 00:07:08,937 - Forty-eight hours. JAMES: Okay. 214 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:10,138 [upbeat music playing] 215 00:07:10,207 --> 00:07:11,906 [laughter] 216 00:07:13,610 --> 00:07:16,211 SINGER: ♪ Baby, baby baby, baby, baby... ♪ 217 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:17,679 [laughter] 218 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:20,748 - So how excited were you? 219 00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:22,984 - I'm still trying to catch my breath. 220 00:07:23,053 --> 00:07:25,119 - Oh, I love a good surprise. 221 00:07:25,188 --> 00:07:26,521 I was so worried I was gonna spoil it 222 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:28,256 and I have enough stress right now. 223 00:07:28,325 --> 00:07:29,958 - Oh, is baby Corey a handful? 224 00:07:30,026 --> 00:07:30,959 - Oh, no. He's perfect. 225 00:07:31,027 --> 00:07:33,061 Hundredth percentile for empathy. 226 00:07:33,129 --> 00:07:34,429 It's my work. 227 00:07:34,498 --> 00:07:36,231 They want me to fire someone. 228 00:07:36,299 --> 00:07:38,500 - Well, just tell Mom he's fired and that it's a secret. 229 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:39,767 She'll do the rest. 230 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:41,169 DAWN: What? 231 00:07:41,238 --> 00:07:42,537 - Who wants to guess 232 00:07:42,606 --> 00:07:44,906 what kind of chocolate bar this is? 233 00:07:44,975 --> 00:07:46,074 - Oh, I'm in. 234 00:07:46,142 --> 00:07:48,243 - Hey, Mom. Are any of my friends coming? 235 00:07:48,311 --> 00:07:51,145 - Not everything is about you, Beta. 236 00:07:51,214 --> 00:07:53,815 - What is it? - Hey, congratulations. 237 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:55,083 ASTRID: Oh, thanks, Bo. 238 00:07:55,151 --> 00:07:56,284 I mean, I haven't had the baby yet, but... 239 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:59,020 - Yeah, I heard your finances came through, 240 00:07:59,089 --> 00:08:01,155 you old piece of crap. 241 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,125 Who are your vendors? 242 00:08:04,194 --> 00:08:06,861 No way. You bastard. 243 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:10,064 [laughing] 244 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:11,432 No. No way. - Tell us, Astrid. 245 00:08:11,501 --> 00:08:13,535 At what hospital will you be delivering? 246 00:08:13,603 --> 00:08:15,236 - I'm--I'm actually doing a homebirth. 247 00:08:15,305 --> 00:08:17,305 - [Bo laughing] 248 00:08:17,374 --> 00:08:19,340 - What if something goes wrong? 249 00:08:19,409 --> 00:08:22,477 Or a burglar breaks in? - To my vagina? 250 00:08:22,546 --> 00:08:25,246 - It's not too late to have your baby at the hospital, Beta, 251 00:08:25,315 --> 00:08:27,215 the smart, safe, clean way. 252 00:08:27,284 --> 00:08:29,450 - I'm sorry. Is this an intervention? 253 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,119 - I see both sides. 254 00:08:31,187 --> 00:08:33,855 The hospital is cleaner and safer. 255 00:08:33,924 --> 00:08:36,724 But your home feels more worn in and comfortable, 256 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:37,792 like an old slipper. 257 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:39,661 - My home is totally safe 258 00:08:39,729 --> 00:08:40,862 and beautiful and serene. 259 00:08:40,931 --> 00:08:42,897 And, yes, we have wood rot in the back porch. 260 00:08:42,966 --> 00:08:45,033 But we're having our baby the way we wanna have our baby. 261 00:08:45,101 --> 00:08:46,701 And if you don't like it, 262 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,337 don't be involved. 263 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:51,272 DAWN: Oh, do you need... 264 00:08:51,341 --> 00:08:53,875 - Yes, I know. I'm just trying to storm out. 265 00:08:53,944 --> 00:08:55,944 There. Goodbye. 266 00:09:00,817 --> 00:09:02,216 - It's even emptier than the photos. 267 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:04,419 - Right? We can put 40, 50 houses in here easy. 268 00:09:04,487 --> 00:09:06,387 - Yeah. - Why is it for sale? 269 00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:07,655 - Some idiot wanted to build 270 00:09:07,724 --> 00:09:09,591 a Jason Bourne theme park. 271 00:09:09,659 --> 00:09:10,925 - Where you and your family have to piece 272 00:09:10,994 --> 00:09:12,427 together why you're there? 273 00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:14,462 - I didn't see the movies. Too, uh, thinky. 274 00:09:14,531 --> 00:09:16,097 Anyway, I guess it fell through 275 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:18,433 and we're next in line but we got to move on it. 276 00:09:18,501 --> 00:09:20,335 - What's radon? 277 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:23,104 It says elevated levels of radon thing. 278 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:24,572 - What's that? - It's nothing. 279 00:09:24,641 --> 00:09:25,707 I deal with it all the time. 280 00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:28,076 - What is it though? - Just radioactive gas. 281 00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:30,411 - It's-it's-it's... - Don't go getting James on me. 282 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,246 - ...radioactive gas? 283 00:09:32,315 --> 00:09:33,448 - You know what else is radioactive? 284 00:09:33,516 --> 00:09:35,617 Bananas, did you know that? No, you didn't. 285 00:09:35,685 --> 00:09:37,619 Lots of stuff is radioactive, James. 286 00:09:37,687 --> 00:09:38,686 It's not enough to make you sick, 287 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:40,488 but it's enough to lower the price. 288 00:09:40,557 --> 00:09:42,590 Look. I got my half of Dad's house money 289 00:09:42,659 --> 00:09:44,325 ready to put down. 290 00:09:44,394 --> 00:09:46,394 - Well, my half is stuck in my derpy house. 291 00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:47,428 - It's a cash cow. I already told you. 292 00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:49,130 You just got to borrow against it. 293 00:09:49,199 --> 00:09:50,732 - I got to talk to Astrid. 294 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,567 - Why? It's your money from Dad's house. 295 00:09:52,636 --> 00:09:55,403 Look, you and me... 296 00:09:55,472 --> 00:09:56,771 we make a good team, bud. 297 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,373 You and me... 298 00:09:58,441 --> 00:10:00,074 this is gonna set you up. 299 00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,043 It's gonna set your kid up. 300 00:10:02,112 --> 00:10:03,378 We can make this happen. 301 00:10:04,648 --> 00:10:05,913 You got to jump with me. 302 00:10:07,283 --> 00:10:10,051 You ready to jump with me? 303 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,986 Uh-oh. 304 00:10:12,055 --> 00:10:13,221 Come on. 305 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:14,722 Let's do some jumping. 306 00:10:16,993 --> 00:10:18,359 - Yeah! - Yeah. 307 00:10:18,428 --> 00:10:21,663 Heck yeah! Great, man. 308 00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:23,431 - Did you say "right on" or "radon?" 309 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,632 - Ha! 310 00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:33,408 - Hey. You need any help smashing stuff? 311 00:10:33,476 --> 00:10:35,343 - It's gonna be the most frickin' beautiful birth ever. 312 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:37,845 - Yeah, I can feel the soothing energy right now. 313 00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:39,781 - This baby is gonna swim out into this beautiful pool 314 00:10:39,849 --> 00:10:41,049 and love us so freakin' much 315 00:10:41,117 --> 00:10:42,984 because we are never gonna judge his or her choices. 316 00:10:43,053 --> 00:10:44,252 - I agree. 317 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:45,653 - [sighs] 318 00:10:47,424 --> 00:10:48,823 Thanks for always having my back. 319 00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:50,458 - Mm-hmm. - Smoothie tastes like shirts. 320 00:10:50,527 --> 00:10:52,060 - Yeah, that's the Swiss chard. 321 00:10:52,128 --> 00:10:54,662 It's actually masking a bunch of worse tastes. 322 00:10:54,731 --> 00:10:57,265 - I hope this baby inherits your kindness. 323 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:58,800 - Hmm. 324 00:10:58,868 --> 00:11:02,036 I hope they inherit your parallel parking skills. 325 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:04,172 And also your heart. 326 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,440 Do you know what radon is? 327 00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:07,075 - Oh, kicks. 328 00:11:07,143 --> 00:11:08,943 ASTRID: When you're pregnant, you don't really know 329 00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:10,445 who or what you're in for. 330 00:11:10,513 --> 00:11:12,647 JAMES: It's like an app that you download for free 331 00:11:12,716 --> 00:11:14,916 only to find that it has in-app purchases 332 00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:16,718 and a lifetime subscription fee. 333 00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:17,985 ASTRID: You skip over the terms and conditions 334 00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,620 because you're excited for the app 335 00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:22,156 but later on, you're shocked by what you've agreed to. 336 00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:24,258 JAMES: And as the app ages, it just takes up more 337 00:11:24,327 --> 00:11:25,960 and more space until it threatens 338 00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:27,361 to destroy your whole operating system. 339 00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:29,263 ASTRID: But somehow, it still won't stop you 340 00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:30,932 from downloading another one. 341 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,168 JAMES: Yup. What? Did you say, uh, another one? 342 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:35,570 How great are we? Hmm? 343 00:11:35,638 --> 00:11:38,172 Can you believe there's gonna be three of us soon? 344 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:40,408 I think it's the perfect number. 345 00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:41,609 - Hmm. 346 00:11:45,048 --> 00:11:46,247 - [woman groans] 347 00:11:48,818 --> 00:11:50,418 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 348 00:11:50,487 --> 00:11:52,386 I didn't realize you're already moved in. 349 00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:53,588 [grunts] 350 00:11:53,656 --> 00:11:55,223 I've been using your bin for the last month 351 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:56,991 for my extra garbage. [glasses shatter] 352 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,059 - You just put that in recycling. 353 00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:59,393 - Pretty sure the city sorts it out. 354 00:11:59,462 --> 00:12:02,864 - Nope. [chuckles] - Don't give birth about it. 355 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:06,200 - Oh, are you, uh, 356 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,568 delivering at St. Joe's? 357 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:09,604 - Oh, no, homebirth. 358 00:12:09,672 --> 00:12:10,538 - Oh. 359 00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:12,473 - Yeah, I don't trust doctors. 360 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,041 They're all like, "Don't drink coffee 361 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,176 and don't go in a hot tub and don't eat soft cheese." 362 00:12:15,245 --> 00:12:18,813 Like get your hands off my body, the government. 363 00:12:18,882 --> 00:12:21,182 - Wow. - Homebirth is fine. 364 00:12:21,251 --> 00:12:22,984 - Yes, exactly. Thank you. WOMAN: Yeah, 365 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,786 unless you hemorrhage, 366 00:12:24,854 --> 00:12:26,154 or your baby's breech, 367 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:28,189 or you're just--your midwife gets into a car accident 368 00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:31,259 or you hit your head and then go unconscious, you know. 369 00:12:31,327 --> 00:12:32,360 [siren wails] 370 00:12:32,428 --> 00:12:33,861 I've already had two at home though, 371 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,863 so it was fine. - Right. 372 00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,865 - Cooper! Wait for Mommy. 373 00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:40,067 COOPER: Okay. - Yeah. 374 00:12:41,871 --> 00:12:43,704 - James? - Hello. 375 00:12:43,773 --> 00:12:45,306 - [laughs] 376 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,074 - I know. - This is cray-cray. 377 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:48,276 - Yeah. I-- - You got your own place. 378 00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:49,811 - Yeah, I don't know what's going on. 379 00:12:49,879 --> 00:12:51,045 Seriously. You know how often 380 00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:52,747 I'm gonna come by here and just pass out? 381 00:12:52,816 --> 00:12:53,781 - I got you a gift. - Oh. Oh, my God. 382 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,883 - A PS4, man? ENNIS: Uh, actually, 383 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,985 it's, uh, my old PS3 in the box 384 00:12:58,054 --> 00:13:00,922 for my new PS4 that I just got to go with my 3DTV. 385 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,323 - Quick question, how much does a DJ make? 386 00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:04,325 - Ah, mostly we get paid in drink tickets 387 00:13:04,394 --> 00:13:06,460 and life experience. - So your dad paid for all that? 388 00:13:06,529 --> 00:13:08,729 - Yeah, my dad's trying to bribe me to stop DJing. 389 00:13:08,798 --> 00:13:11,199 He's threatening to cut me off with just the condo 390 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,167 and the stock options if I don't have a business plan. 391 00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:14,802 - Hmm. Really cracking that whip. 392 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:15,937 - Yeah, but I have a business plan. 393 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:18,472 Five nights a week, bartending at Insomnia, 394 00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:21,142 plus I teach a scratching class at the Learning Annex. 395 00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:23,711 Business planned. - I gotta business plan too, 396 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,580 with my brother, though, it's not gonna make any money 397 00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:27,348 for the first few years and honestly, 398 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,116 I'm not sure it's ever gonna make any money 399 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:30,618 and I have a baby coming. 400 00:13:30,687 --> 00:13:32,353 - Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, 401 00:13:32,422 --> 00:13:33,588 you know what you just did? JAMES: Mm-hmm? 402 00:13:33,656 --> 00:13:36,858 - You just described every great success story. 403 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:39,694 And failure, I guess. 404 00:13:39,762 --> 00:13:41,362 You really covered a lot of ground there. 405 00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:43,264 - [grunts] I don't know what I'm doing. 406 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,199 Maybe we shouldn't be making plans 407 00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:49,370 where it's 50% chance of it going well. 408 00:13:49,439 --> 00:13:52,840 Maybe we should just start playing it safe, you know? 409 00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:54,275 We should grow up. 410 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,711 SINGER: ♪ It's not... ♪ 411 00:13:57,914 --> 00:14:00,648 ♪ What you thought ♪ 412 00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:07,321 ♪ When you first began it ♪ 413 00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:12,026 ♪ You got... ♪ 414 00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:16,864 ♪ What you want ♪ 415 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:21,602 ♪ Now you can hardly stand it ♪ - [laughing] 416 00:14:21,671 --> 00:14:24,338 ♪ Though by now you know ♪ 417 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:29,610 ♪ It's not going to stop ♪ 418 00:14:31,481 --> 00:14:36,784 - ♪ It's not going to stop ♪ - [woman groans] 419 00:14:39,155 --> 00:14:41,155 SINGER: ♪ It's not... ♪ 420 00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:44,759 - ♪ Going to stop ♪ SINGER: ♪ Going to stop ♪ 421 00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,929 SINGER: ♪ Till you wise up ♪ - ♪ Till you wise up ♪ 422 00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:49,931 ♪ No, it's not... ♪ SINGER: ♪ No, it's not... ♪ 423 00:14:49,999 --> 00:14:52,433 - ♪ Going to stop... ♪ SINGER: ♪ Going to stop... ♪ 424 00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:55,303 - ♪ Till you wise up ♪ SINGER: ♪ Till you wise up ♪ 425 00:14:57,707 --> 00:14:59,774 - Mind if I slink in sheepishly? 426 00:14:59,842 --> 00:15:01,108 - No need to slink, dear. 427 00:15:01,177 --> 00:15:02,977 It's your body, your baby. 428 00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:04,946 I have opinions, you know that. 429 00:15:05,014 --> 00:15:06,447 - We have your baby shower gifts. 430 00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:08,182 - I have your air pump. 431 00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:10,284 I'm not gonna need it because I'm not doing 432 00:15:10,353 --> 00:15:11,619 the stupid homebirth. 433 00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:13,154 - Well, if it makes you feel better, 434 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:14,989 things go wrong at the hospital too. 435 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,257 - Mom, pick a side. 436 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,892 - Okay. Open your gift now. 437 00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:20,294 I can't wait to see the look on your face. 438 00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:22,797 - [groans] 439 00:15:22,865 --> 00:15:24,532 - Astrid, did you pull your back? 440 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,933 My friend Bonnie had a Great Dane 441 00:15:26,002 --> 00:15:26,934 who thought he was a lap dog 442 00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:28,035 and now she has to use a scooter. 443 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,604 - Astrid, do you want me to open the gift? 444 00:15:30,673 --> 00:15:32,940 - I think I'm having a contraction. 445 00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:34,575 - Oh. 446 00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,510 - Take me to the nearest hospital 447 00:15:36,579 --> 00:15:39,046 or laboratory or birth factory, I guess. 448 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:41,148 - No, we are not going to the hospital, Astrid. 449 00:15:41,217 --> 00:15:42,950 You had a plan. You researched it. 450 00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,752 You set it up and now we are gonna go through 451 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:46,687 with it, right, Mom? - What? 452 00:15:46,756 --> 00:15:47,888 No. [stammers] 453 00:15:47,957 --> 00:15:49,357 Okay, fine, whatever. 454 00:15:49,425 --> 00:15:50,658 But I am calling an ambulance 455 00:15:50,727 --> 00:15:52,660 if that midwife shows up high on pot. 456 00:15:52,729 --> 00:15:54,295 - What? Mom. 457 00:15:54,364 --> 00:15:57,031 WOMAN: So I'm gonna quickly go through the property survey. 458 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,600 You're gonna hear the word "radiation" a lot. 459 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,635 But as we discussed, it's radon 460 00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:03,437 and at perfectly normal levels. 461 00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:04,939 - Yeah, the more I hear the word "normal," 462 00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:06,974 the more I feel like it isn't. - Yeah. You know what else 463 00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:09,210 is normal? You worrying about stuff, you just let me do 464 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,745 - the worrying. - Well, you're not worried. 465 00:16:10,813 --> 00:16:12,613 - Yeah, well, the previous owner was concerned 466 00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:13,681 about a buildup of radon in his 467 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,350 "Bourne Ultimatum House of Mirrors." 468 00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:18,052 That's not how radon works. 469 00:16:18,121 --> 00:16:20,588 - It's totally safe. We got those radon detectors. 470 00:16:20,656 --> 00:16:22,690 - Which your houses would be required to have. 471 00:16:22,759 --> 00:16:24,291 - What? Okay, can we just-- 472 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,560 Taylor, there's got to be better options than this. 473 00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:27,895 - You know who you sound like? - Don't. 474 00:16:27,964 --> 00:16:29,530 Dad never rushed into anything. 475 00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:31,465 - Dad never did anything. Look where it got him. 476 00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:32,900 You want your kids working nights in junior high? 477 00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:33,901 [phone rings] 478 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,603 - No. - No. No, you don't. 479 00:16:35,671 --> 00:16:37,004 - Give me the--hey, give me the phone back, please. 480 00:16:37,073 --> 00:16:38,339 - No. - That could be Astrid. 481 00:16:38,408 --> 00:16:39,607 - Give me the phone back. - Oh, so she can tell you 482 00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:40,875 how to spend your money? Who wears the pants, James? 483 00:16:40,943 --> 00:16:43,677 - We share the pants. That's how it works. 484 00:16:43,746 --> 00:16:45,980 We each take a leg and then we discuss 485 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:46,881 where we wanna go together. 486 00:16:46,949 --> 00:16:48,682 That's what I love about it. 487 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,051 - Uh, you said you were in. 488 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,620 I've organized my whole life around this, buddy. 489 00:16:52,688 --> 00:16:55,156 - I'm just saying this is a very big risk for me. 490 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,690 I'm having a baby, man. 491 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:00,428 - It's the stupidest mistake you ever made knocking her up. 492 00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:01,996 - Yeah, this kind of a disagreement 493 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:04,865 is totally normal in this situation. 494 00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:07,134 - I'm taking the phone. - No. 495 00:17:07,203 --> 00:17:08,436 No. 496 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:10,805 Frig-off, James. 497 00:17:10,873 --> 00:17:13,007 - Frig right off. - Give me--give me... 498 00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:14,575 [grunts] 499 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:17,311 - You mess this up and you and me are done. 500 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,146 - We were done the second you brought up Astrid. 501 00:17:19,215 --> 00:17:20,714 You're more toxic than this field, bud. 502 00:17:20,783 --> 00:17:22,917 - Which, for the record, is not that toxic! 503 00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:25,820 - [phone chimes] - All right. 504 00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:27,221 Oh, my God. 505 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:30,357 [door clicks] 506 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:35,062 JAMES: Breathe. [blowing] 507 00:17:35,131 --> 00:17:37,131 NISHA: Blow. Blow. - The music is connected 508 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,166 to my Bluetooth headset instead of my Bluetooth speaker, 509 00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,167 it's so annoying. 510 00:17:40,236 --> 00:17:41,802 - Where are the receiving blankets? 511 00:17:41,871 --> 00:17:43,571 - The, um, uh, the box marked "due date." 512 00:17:43,639 --> 00:17:45,206 - The last one was six minutes ago. 513 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:46,707 - [blowing] 514 00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:47,608 - We have music. 515 00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:50,344 I'm just going to plug this in. 516 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:51,779 - [all groan] - Now you wanna do this 517 00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:53,013 in darkness? 518 00:17:53,082 --> 00:17:55,149 It's starting to feel like a... occult ritual. 519 00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:57,051 - Look at me. Look at me. DAWN: Okay. Really? 520 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,552 Okay. Will do. 521 00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,621 The midwife said your contractions are too irregular. 522 00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:03,224 So, it's either Braxton Hicks or gas. 523 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,092 - Oh, okay. Well... 524 00:18:05,161 --> 00:18:06,961 sorry to disappoint everyone. 525 00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:08,329 I feel like I'm a vending machine 526 00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:10,331 that failed to dispense your corn chips. 527 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:11,565 - Ooh, speaking of snacks. 528 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:12,833 Do you wanna get coffee at that, 529 00:18:12,902 --> 00:18:14,935 uh, Roncy Croissoncy place? - Oh, yeah. Snacks. 530 00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:17,138 - Mm-hmm. Okay. Bye. - Okay. You're good. 531 00:18:17,206 --> 00:18:18,038 - Yeah, there's a lot to unpack here. 532 00:18:18,107 --> 00:18:20,074 This isn't what I signed up for. 533 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:21,308 - We got it, Bo. 534 00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:25,212 - [clicks tongue] 535 00:18:25,281 --> 00:18:26,280 [laughing] 536 00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:28,182 - Okay. 537 00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:29,617 How are you feeling? 538 00:18:29,685 --> 00:18:31,585 - Pregnant. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 539 00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:32,720 - How are you? 540 00:18:32,788 --> 00:18:34,455 What are you going to do about your brother? 541 00:18:34,524 --> 00:18:38,859 - Uh, I think, uh... us and the field are done 542 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:41,228 and we might be done, too. 543 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,032 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 544 00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:47,368 - You wanna talk about it? 545 00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:49,336 - Uh... [chuckles] 546 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,608 - Right. Well, um... 547 00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:56,210 I have my maternity leave money. 548 00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:57,745 But we may need to take out a second mortgage 549 00:18:57,813 --> 00:18:59,747 to cover the first mortgage. 550 00:19:02,118 --> 00:19:04,084 - I'll figure something out. 551 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,856 - [knocks on door] - Your 48 hours are up. 552 00:19:08,925 --> 00:19:12,092 - Well, if the offer still stands, I'd love the job. 553 00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:13,194 - I have a plan, James, 554 00:19:13,262 --> 00:19:16,297 and you are a very special part of it. 555 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,799 - Great, thank you. 556 00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:20,868 - Is it now? Later? - Nope. That's not-- 557 00:19:20,937 --> 00:19:24,071 When we said-- no, just remember-- 558 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,606 Marla, I have a friend. 559 00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:27,908 - Sure. He can be a part of my plan, too. 560 00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,076 - Just sure--like that? 561 00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:30,578 I mean, it kind of takes away the specialness 562 00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:31,879 of what we just-- 563 00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:33,080 his only experience is a DJ. 564 00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:34,949 - Are you sure you-- - Hey, what's up? 565 00:19:35,017 --> 00:19:36,550 Um, I have a resume. 566 00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:39,086 I mean, not here obviously. 567 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:40,588 - Can you both start Monday? 568 00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,122 - Try and stop us. - No doubt. 569 00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:44,191 Oh, I do captain a dodge ball team. 570 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:48,162 We play Wednesdays. That shouldn't be a problem, right? 571 00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:50,531 ASTRID: You can't possibly know what you're getting into 572 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,399 when you have that first baby. 573 00:19:52,468 --> 00:19:54,068 JAMES: You're adding a person to your life 574 00:19:54,136 --> 00:19:56,070 and people are pretty unpredictable. 575 00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:59,073 ASTRID: And you can't be ready for the emotions you'll feel, 576 00:19:59,141 --> 00:20:01,342 the love, the panic, 577 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:04,545 the fear, the frustrations, the laughter. 578 00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:06,180 JAMES: Because kids are weirder, 579 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:08,148 funnier, grosser, more exhausting, 580 00:20:08,217 --> 00:20:10,784 more beautiful than you can ever imagine. 581 00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:13,153 ASTRID: But if you've got the right partner, 582 00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:14,722 you'll be ready for anything. 583 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,790 - [baby babbles] - [both gasp] 584 00:20:20,496 --> 00:20:22,096 he's asleep now. 585 00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,465 - He's all tuckered out. - Oh, he's so peaceful. 586 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:25,933 - Mm-hmm. - Look at him. 587 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,271 - He's breathing, right? - Yes. 588 00:20:30,339 --> 00:20:33,741 He was just awake, right? 589 00:20:36,212 --> 00:20:37,911 - I'm gonna wake him up. - There, there, right there, 590 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,313 right there. His little tummy moved. 591 00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:40,314 Yes. We're great parents. 592 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:41,882 - We're crushing it. - Oh. 593 00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:43,083 Should we unpack the last of the boxes? 594 00:20:43,152 --> 00:20:44,952 - I'd actually like to see a breath myself 595 00:20:45,021 --> 00:20:47,121 - just to verify. - Okay. Yeah, no, no. 596 00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:51,325 - I'm gonna wake him up. - Wake him up. Wake him up. 597 00:20:51,394 --> 00:20:54,194 SINGER: ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 598 00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:57,031 ♪ Everything kids ruin everything ♪ 599 00:20:57,099 --> 00:20:59,566 ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 600 00:20:59,635 --> 00:21:01,635 ♪ Everything kids ruin everything... ♪ 601 00:21:01,704 --> 00:21:03,971 ♪ No more sleeping in ♪ 602 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,074 ♪ I got kids in my face ♪ 603 00:21:07,143 --> 00:21:09,843 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 604 00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:13,614 ♪ That children ruin everything ♪ 605 00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:16,283 ♪ Na, na, na na, na, na, na, thing ♪ 606 00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:17,718 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪ 607 00:21:17,787 --> 00:21:20,521 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 608 00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:23,090 ♪ I really hate this... ♪