1 00:00:01,545 --> 00:00:04,613 - [Astrid panting] 2 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,086 - Mommy, can you help me? 3 00:00:11,155 --> 00:00:13,321 - I can't hear you. Can you go ask Daddy? 4 00:00:15,392 --> 00:00:16,391 Are you tangled? 5 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,160 VIV: Yes. 6 00:00:18,228 --> 00:00:19,661 ASTRID: Newton's First Law says 7 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:21,730 an object in motion stays in motion. 8 00:00:21,799 --> 00:00:22,964 Unless that object has kids. 9 00:00:23,033 --> 00:00:24,099 JAMES: Because kids have their own laws 10 00:00:24,168 --> 00:00:25,700 and they could care less about yours. 11 00:00:25,769 --> 00:00:26,902 - Can I brush your hair? 12 00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,904 - Um, after my workout. 13 00:00:28,972 --> 00:00:30,572 - Can we play hide and seek? - After you brush my hair. 14 00:00:30,641 --> 00:00:32,140 JAMES: So when you have something to do... 15 00:00:32,209 --> 00:00:33,508 ASTRID: They want food, they can't find their shoes, 16 00:00:33,577 --> 00:00:34,543 they need to tell you about the dog they saw. 17 00:00:38,115 --> 00:00:40,315 JAMES: You love hearing aOh, my God. Oh. 18 00:00:40,384 --> 00:00:43,085 Viv, where's your father? - Asleep on the couch. 19 00:00:43,153 --> 00:00:45,887 - Okay. This elliptical has not had a person on it in weeks. 20 00:00:45,956 --> 00:00:47,022 Go wake him up. 21 00:00:47,091 --> 00:00:48,123 - Can I jump on him? 22 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:49,124 - Sure. 23 00:00:49,193 --> 00:00:50,725 VIV: Yes. 24 00:00:50,794 --> 00:00:51,927 JAMES: Oh. Objects at rest 25 00:00:51,995 --> 00:00:53,361 don't get to stay at rest either. 26 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:58,166 [upbeat music playing] 27 00:01:01,572 --> 00:01:03,605 - [sighs] - You ready to do this? 28 00:01:04,808 --> 00:01:06,475 - Honestly, no. 29 00:01:06,543 --> 00:01:07,709 But I don't think I'll ever be ready. 30 00:01:07,778 --> 00:01:10,912 So, uh, let's just do it anyway, I guess. 31 00:01:10,981 --> 00:01:12,681 - Hmm. You said you wanted to move. 32 00:01:12,749 --> 00:01:13,915 - I, I do. I wanna move. 33 00:01:13,984 --> 00:01:15,050 JAMES: Okay. 34 00:01:15,119 --> 00:01:16,384 - I just wanna be sad about it. 35 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:17,452 I'm complex. 36 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:19,654 - I understand. It's gonna be so great. 37 00:01:19,723 --> 00:01:21,490 We're gonna be living room and family room people. 38 00:01:21,558 --> 00:01:22,524 I don't get what the difference is, 39 00:01:22,593 --> 00:01:24,526 but we're gonna learn. - Yes. 40 00:01:24,595 --> 00:01:26,328 And we won't hear music from that bar on Queen Street. 41 00:01:26,396 --> 00:01:27,295 - Hmm. 42 00:01:27,364 --> 00:01:28,330 - People outside laughing, smoking. 43 00:01:28,398 --> 00:01:30,098 What's so funny about cigarettes? 44 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:32,000 - Ugh. Kiss it all goodbye, my love. 45 00:01:32,069 --> 00:01:33,902 - Okay. Let's go. 46 00:01:33,971 --> 00:01:34,903 - Okay, guys, listen up. 47 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:37,072 WOMAN: Oh, yeah. JAMES: Hey. 48 00:01:37,141 --> 00:01:38,540 WOMAN: What's your name? 49 00:01:38,609 --> 00:01:40,442 - Ow! 50 00:01:40,511 --> 00:01:41,843 - What? - "Ow"? 51 00:01:41,912 --> 00:01:43,111 - Uh, I mean, don't! 52 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:44,146 ASTRID: Getting your whines mixed up 53 00:01:44,214 --> 00:01:45,747 is a sure sign of too much television. 54 00:01:45,816 --> 00:01:47,449 - Okay. We got a big day ahead of us 55 00:01:47,518 --> 00:01:51,186 because we have one week until our open house. 56 00:01:51,255 --> 00:01:52,787 That's the day where people come and they-- 57 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:54,656 we try to convince them to buy our house. 58 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:57,559 - They can't have my house. I'm not leaving! 59 00:01:57,628 --> 00:01:58,894 - I know that change is hard, 60 00:01:58,962 --> 00:02:00,829 but this is the decision that Daddy and I have made, 61 00:02:00,898 --> 00:02:02,864 so even if we have to put you in one of the boxes, 62 00:02:02,933 --> 00:02:05,333 you're coming with us, so get excited. [trills] 63 00:02:05,402 --> 00:02:06,801 JAMES: Now we have a big cleanup ahead of us. 64 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,036 There's a very nice home 65 00:02:08,105 --> 00:02:10,372 somewhere underneath l s.Baby Morris cannot. 66 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,341 FELIX: Why are we only making our house nice to sell it? 67 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:16,444 Why didn't we make it nice before? 68 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:19,648 - That's-- no, that's, that's right. That's fair. 69 00:02:19,716 --> 00:02:22,317 - Guys, remember how every time we clean, we find something fun? 70 00:02:22,386 --> 00:02:25,220 Viv, maybe you'll find the-- the little princess' car. 71 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:26,588 - And her little brown dog? 72 00:02:26,657 --> 00:02:27,689 - And her little brown dog. 73 00:02:27,758 --> 00:02:28,690 - Treasure hunt! 74 00:02:28,759 --> 00:02:30,258 - FYI, remember we found 75 00:02:30,327 --> 00:02:32,260 the princess' car underneath the lawnmower 76 00:02:32,329 --> 00:02:33,962 and the little brown dog was in the driver seat. 77 00:02:34,031 --> 00:02:35,263 - I remember. I was on the frontlines. 78 00:02:35,332 --> 00:02:36,698 I moved the bodies. - Mm-hmm. 79 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:38,066 - Treasure hunt begins! 80 00:02:38,135 --> 00:02:40,502 VIV: It already began. - Pew, pew, pew. 81 00:02:40,571 --> 00:02:42,170 SINGER: ♪ It comes through the window ♪ 82 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:43,738 ♪ It comes through the floor ♪ 83 00:02:43,807 --> 00:02:45,207 ♪ It comes through the roof ♪ 84 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:46,975 ♪ And it comes through the door ♪ 85 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,546 ♪ Dust is everywhere ♪ 86 00:02:51,615 --> 00:02:52,647 ♪ Sweep ♪ 87 00:02:52,716 --> 00:02:54,049 - Hey, Viv, Viv! 88 00:02:54,117 --> 00:02:55,317 SINGER: ♪ It sneaks in, ignored ♪ 89 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:57,118 ♪ It stacks up around ♪ 90 00:02:57,187 --> 00:03:00,088 ♪ It follows, now swallow, you're biting it now ♪ 91 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:05,460 ♪ Suffocate, suffocate ♪ 92 00:03:05,529 --> 00:03:07,095 ASTRID: You know, this would be a lot more helpful 93 00:03:07,164 --> 00:03:08,630 if the kids weren't helping. - Yeah. 94 00:03:08,699 --> 00:03:09,731 - I just caught Viv washing a book. 95 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,433 - Okay. Now to get them in front of the... 96 00:03:11,501 --> 00:03:12,934 - [both screaming] - Oh! 97 00:03:13,003 --> 00:03:14,202 - Hey! - Oh! Oh, my. 98 00:03:14,271 --> 00:03:15,670 Look what you did to James, you frightened him! 99 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:16,438 JAMES: Oh. 100 00:03:16,506 --> 00:03:17,672 - How did you get in here? 101 00:03:17,741 --> 00:03:19,641 - Well, I'm your realtor. I have a key. 102 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:21,142 - That key is for open houses and visits, 103 00:03:21,211 --> 00:03:22,143 not casual pop-ins. 104 00:03:22,212 --> 00:03:23,211 JENN: Understood. 105 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,312 Still learning. 106 00:03:24,381 --> 00:03:29,484 Speaking of open houses, I did a whoopsie. 107 00:03:29,553 --> 00:03:31,253 - Okay. Can you explain what that means 108 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:33,421 in non-baby talk terms? 109 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:34,556 - When I was planning your open house, 110 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,424 I was using last year's calendar. 111 00:03:36,493 --> 00:03:38,760 - Okay. So when-- when is the open house? 112 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:39,995 - Today. - What? 113 00:03:40,063 --> 00:03:42,264 - Are you [bleep] serious? - Oh, this is my fault. 114 00:03:42,332 --> 00:03:46,101 I'm a total technophobe and an emetophobe. 115 00:03:46,169 --> 00:03:47,535 It means - Didn't you used to be a nurse? 116 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:49,738 - Briefly. - Okay. 117 00:03:49,806 --> 00:03:51,139 Well, look, we can't clean i So were--can we cancel? 118 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:52,707 - Well, yeah, of course, you can! [chuckles] 119 00:03:52,776 --> 00:03:53,975 - Ah, okay. 120 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:55,343 - Well, hold on, if we cancel, 121 00:03:55,412 --> 00:03:57,812 doesn't that send a bad message to potential buyers? 122 00:03:57,881 --> 00:04:00,015 - That's a good point. Yes. Yes, it will. 123 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,284 - Hey, what, what if I was the realtor? 124 00:04:02,352 --> 00:04:03,485 - Ooh. 125 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:05,420 Literally quite anyone can do it. You should. 126 00:04:05,489 --> 00:04:07,289 - So--okay. How do we-- what do we--how do we... 127 00:04:07,357 --> 00:04:09,291 JENN: I will start staging, you guys clean. 128 00:04:09,359 --> 00:04:12,160 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. [clears throat] 129 00:04:12,229 --> 00:04:14,162 The sink's full of dishes and the tub's full of pubes. 130 00:04:14,231 --> 00:04:15,263 - Well, you're on pube duty. 131 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:16,698 - Yeah. - Lucky. 132 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:19,301 SINGER: ♪ Dust is everywhere, sweep ♪ 133 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:27,075 ♪ Sweep, sweep ♪ 134 00:04:32,516 --> 00:04:33,982 - [sighs] Hey. 135 00:04:35,118 --> 00:04:36,584 - [groans] 136 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:37,819 JAMES: How you doing? 137 00:04:37,888 --> 00:04:40,088 - My back's broken, but at least this place 138 00:04:40,157 --> 00:04:42,691 doesn't look like a horse stable anymore. 139 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:43,725 - Put a bunch of laundry in the trunk, 140 00:04:43,794 --> 00:04:45,593 which I think was pretty creative. 141 00:04:47,431 --> 00:04:48,596 How you doing? 142 00:04:51,335 --> 00:04:54,069 - I'm nervous, but excited. 143 00:04:54,137 --> 00:04:56,504 And, uh, nursing a secret fear that our moving company's 144 00:04:56,573 --> 00:04:57,772 gonna steal everything we own. 145 00:04:57,841 --> 00:05:01,876 - Oh, plastic toys, plaid shirts, so many mugs. 146 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:03,978 It's gonna be a huge haul for them. 147 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:08,283 - And I'm, I'm worried about Viv. 148 00:05:08,352 --> 00:05:09,517 - Yeah. 149 00:05:09,586 --> 00:05:11,586 - She's not good with transitions, you know. 150 00:05:11,655 --> 00:05:14,055 She doesn't--she doesn't wanna leave the house to go to karate, 151 00:05:14,124 --> 00:05:16,257 she doesn't wanna leave karate to come home. 152 00:05:16,326 --> 00:05:18,259 - She's gonna have a side yard and a front yard. 153 00:05:18,328 --> 00:05:19,694 Not just a backyard. 154 00:05:19,763 --> 00:05:21,996 I mean, that's like-- that's like a lot of yards. 155 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:23,331 - Mm-hmm. 156 00:05:26,737 --> 00:05:28,436 This place has so many memories. 157 00:05:28,505 --> 00:05:31,473 - Mm-hmm. I know. We're gonna take them all with us, my love. 158 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:36,077 We're gonna pack 'em up with the mugs. 159 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:42,484 Wow. You know what? This place looks pretty good. 160 00:05:42,552 --> 00:05:44,853 IDah. It really does. We should move more often. 161 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,321 Just kidding. Never again. 162 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:48,857 - I see the, uh, cats are back. 163 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:51,059 - Oh, yeah, well, they did help convince you 164 00:05:51,128 --> 00:05:52,360 to buy my mom's house. 165 00:05:52,429 --> 00:05:54,062 - They did not. - Nope. 166 00:05:54,131 --> 00:05:55,797 - Hey. You know what, I got a pretty good feeling 167 00:05:55,866 --> 00:05:57,532 that we are gonna get a big offer. 168 00:05:57,601 --> 00:05:59,901 - Oh. So, I'm sure it would be a big offer 169 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:01,569 if we had done the work that we said we were gonna do 170 00:06:01,638 --> 00:06:02,537 10 years ago. - Yeah. 171 00:06:02,606 --> 00:06:04,239 My brother was supposed to do that 172 00:06:04,307 --> 00:06:07,175 and we don't, uh, you know, so it didn't. 173 00:06:07,244 --> 00:06:08,676 Anywho. Hey. 174 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:09,711 - Hmm. JAMES: Do you think maybe 175 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:10,912 we could jazz this place up with, 176 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:12,580 like, some fresh baked cookies or something? 177 00:06:12,649 --> 00:06:13,581 - Oh, yeah. 178 00:06:13,650 --> 00:06:14,849 - With the smell of, like, something? 179 00:06:14,918 --> 00:06:16,351 - Ooh, I am way ahead of you. 180 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:19,020 In honor of this being my first open house, 181 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:21,389 I made my famous deviled eggs. 182 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:23,024 - Your first deviled eggs? - Mm-hmm. 183 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:25,093 ASTRID: Hmm. 184 00:06:25,162 --> 00:06:26,561 - We can... 185 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,963 - Save them for the buyers. Okay. 186 00:06:29,032 --> 00:06:30,498 Oh, look at that. 187 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:31,900 It is open house o'clock. 188 00:06:31,968 --> 00:06:34,602 Okay. You guys get outta here, at least for a few hours. 189 00:06:34,671 --> 00:06:35,603 Trust me, you don't wanna hear 190 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:37,138 what people will say about your home. 191 00:06:37,207 --> 00:06:39,040 - That it smells like eggs? 192 00:06:39,109 --> 00:06:40,408 - We wait for the offers to roll in 193 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:42,410 and hopefully you leave here forever. 194 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:44,379 - Okay. I'm gonna grab Andrew. 195 00:06:44,448 --> 00:06:47,449 Everybody put on pants! 196 00:06:47,517 --> 00:06:49,918 Going anywhere with kids on foot takes extra time. 197 00:06:49,986 --> 00:06:51,119 They walk slow, forget things, 198 00:06:51,188 --> 00:06:53,221 get tired, get lost, get distracted. 199 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,789 You basically need to add an hour per kid 200 00:06:54,858 --> 00:06:55,757 to your travel time. 201 00:06:55,826 --> 00:06:56,691 ASTRID: If you're in a hurry, 202 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,959 you'll wish you were dead. 203 00:06:58,028 --> 00:06:59,227 But if you're looking to kill time, 204 00:06:59,296 --> 00:07:01,763 going for a walk with kids will murder it 205 00:07:01,832 --> 00:07:03,531 just about better than anything else. 206 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,301 Felix, where's Viv? 207 00:07:06,369 --> 00:07:09,070 - We were playing hide and seek, but I can't find her. 208 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:12,607 - Viv! We're leaving, let's go! 209 00:07:12,676 --> 00:07:14,342 - Viv, come on, we don't have time for this. 210 00:07:14,411 --> 00:07:15,944 Come out! 211 00:07:16,012 --> 00:07:17,078 ASTRID AND JAMES: Viv! 212 00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:19,147 - Can they buy our house with us still in it? 213 00:07:19,216 --> 00:07:20,548 Viv says no. 214 00:07:20,617 --> 00:07:23,384 [doorbell rings] 215 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:24,586 - She's refusing to leave. - Mm-hmm. 216 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:26,888 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - [doorbell rings] 217 00:07:29,926 --> 00:07:31,693 It's completely inappropriate for the homeowners to be here 218 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:34,295 during an open house! I think. 219 00:07:34,364 --> 00:07:36,197 - We're not going anywhere. Viv is somewhere in this house. 220 00:07:36,266 --> 00:07:37,365 - Hold on, these people don't know 221 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:38,500 that we're the owners. 222 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:40,502 We just blend in, casually look for Viv. 223 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:42,270 Oh, hon, this house! 224 00:07:42,339 --> 00:07:44,405 Are you kidding? I mean, we gotta make an offer. 225 00:07:44,474 --> 00:07:46,107 - No, no, honey. Don't, don't... ASTRID: Although, 226 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:47,442 we'll probably be outbid by someone 227 00:07:47,511 --> 00:07:50,144 who's willing to pay a little extra, you know? 228 00:07:50,213 --> 00:07:51,312 - That's... Nope, that's not right. 229 00:07:51,381 --> 00:07:54,148 - I like how it doesn't stink in here. 230 00:07:54,217 --> 00:07:56,184 - Felix, buddy, too much. 231 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:02,724 - Wow, look at all this closet space. 232 00:08:02,792 --> 00:08:04,125 Real nice. Viv. 233 00:08:05,262 --> 00:08:06,628 - Hey. Come on. 234 00:08:06,696 --> 00:08:08,329 - Oh, I'm, I'm just assessing. 235 00:08:08,398 --> 00:08:09,764 - Have some respect. 236 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:11,132 - Don't worry about it. 237 00:08:11,201 --> 00:08:13,635 - Look how jammed with all their gross junk this thing is. 238 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:15,203 They don't want you seeing this. 239 00:08:15,272 --> 00:08:16,337 - Yeah, you're right. 240 00:08:16,406 --> 00:08:18,339 Hey, what do you think about this place? 241 00:08:18,408 --> 00:08:19,507 Pretty nice, right? 242 00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:21,175 Owners are dumb to sell, right? 243 00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:23,278 - I mean, it's got this weird smell. 244 00:08:23,346 --> 00:08:26,881 The walls are paper thin and the roof's a bit derpy. 245 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:28,416 I call it a gut job. 246 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:29,984 - I call you a gut job. 247 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:38,026 - Deviled egg? 248 00:08:39,462 --> 00:08:40,828 Okay, we are losing them. 249 00:08:40,897 --> 00:08:42,397 Will she not just come out on her own? 250 00:08:42,465 --> 00:08:44,432 - She is very small, very stubborn. 251 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:45,900 If we don't find her and drag her out, 252 00:08:45,969 --> 00:08:47,435 she's gonna grow up in these walls. 253 00:08:47,504 --> 00:08:48,603 - Oh, come on. 254 00:08:48,672 --> 00:08:49,938 How hard could it be to find a little kid? 255 00:08:50,006 --> 00:08:51,239 - You'd be surprised. 256 00:08:51,308 --> 00:08:53,074 There's a lot of nooks and crannies in here. 257 00:08:53,143 --> 00:08:54,809 We, we, uh, we had an Easter egg hunt one year, 258 00:08:54,878 --> 00:08:55,944 it took the kids all day. 259 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:57,579 They were finding chocolate for months, 260 00:08:57,647 --> 00:08:59,581 which taught us a valuable lesson 261 00:08:59,649 --> 00:09:01,215 about hiding food in the walls. 262 00:09:01,284 --> 00:09:02,650 Let me just say that, uh, 263 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:04,185 I became very close with an exterminator. 264 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:06,654 - Look, uh, great! So, so the mice are gone. 265 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:08,222 Check, check the no-pest box. 266 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:09,524 They've been removed. 267 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:12,427 - Oh, they did find raccoons up in the attic. Yeah. 268 00:09:12,495 --> 00:09:14,062 Viv, she-- she wouldn't want them to leave, 269 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,364 so she would sing up into the ceiling every night 270 00:09:16,433 --> 00:09:17,799 trying to get them to stay. 271 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:19,233 - Yeah, but the raccoons are gone now, right? 272 00:09:19,302 --> 00:09:20,301 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 273 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:22,003 The coywolves, they scared them away. 274 00:09:22,072 --> 00:09:23,905 That's like a half-coyote, half-wolf. 275 00:09:23,974 --> 00:09:25,006 I'll tell you something. 276 00:09:25,075 --> 00:09:26,240 The wildlife around here 277 00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:29,110 has just like a cool city edge to it, you know? 278 00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:31,779 - Country living in the big city! [chuckles] 279 00:09:31,848 --> 00:09:34,048 A nature lover's paradise! 280 00:09:35,685 --> 00:09:37,085 - [grunts] 281 00:09:38,321 --> 00:09:40,455 Yeah. 282 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:43,224 The floor goes all the way to the wall. 283 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,059 It's a--it's a--it's a goodie. 284 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:48,262 - Yeah, ew. It's just a weird guy. 285 00:09:48,331 --> 00:09:50,765 Yeah. Well, you know what, the house is all right. 286 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:52,600 Yeah. It's a great neighborhood. 287 00:09:52,669 --> 00:09:56,738 There's this egg smell and it's a gut job, but not bad. 288 00:09:56,806 --> 00:09:58,006 Yeah. I'll take some pictures. 289 00:09:58,074 --> 00:10:02,076 [phone ringing] 290 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,379 - Viv, where are you? 291 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:06,414 You can't move to a new house if I keep hiding. 292 00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:08,516 It's against the law to leave me here. 293 00:10:08,585 --> 00:10:09,984 - Okay, Viv, honey, it-- 294 00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:12,787 the new house has a front yard and it's on a cul-de-sac. 295 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:14,789 Which I know you don't know what that means, but it's-- 296 00:10:14,858 --> 00:10:16,557 you and Felix can walk to the park by yourself. 297 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:19,027 - I want to walk to our park with you. 298 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:20,728 - But that's what we were trying to do, honey. 299 00:10:20,797 --> 00:10:21,929 - Can you please just come out? - [call disconnected] 300 00:10:21,998 --> 00:10:23,164 Oh. 301 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:30,171 This is my house, I'm never gonna sell it to you. 302 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,175 [upbeat music playing] 303 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,883 - Hmm. 304 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:44,952 It's cool. 305 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:47,288 I'm the brother-in-law of this house. 306 00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:48,523 ASTRID: Viv! 307 00:10:50,727 --> 00:10:52,493 Bo? 308 00:10:52,562 --> 00:10:53,294 - Astrid, you're here. 309 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,396 - Correct. What is going on? 310 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:57,098 - Jenn asked me to remove my clogs 311 00:10:57,167 --> 00:10:59,233 but said my bare feet were unsanitary. 312 00:10:59,302 --> 00:11:01,169 - Bo, I cannot and will not look at your feet. 313 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:03,237 - Okay. - Why are you at our open house? 314 00:11:03,306 --> 00:11:04,372 - Confession. 315 00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:05,707 Dawn and I wanted to see how the place looked 316 00:11:05,775 --> 00:11:09,077 all clean and staged and-- I don't like socks. 317 00:11:09,145 --> 00:11:10,378 - Still not gonna look. 318 00:11:10,447 --> 00:11:12,380 Here, how about this? You gotta help us find Viv. 319 00:11:12,449 --> 00:11:13,781 She's hiding somewhere. 320 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:16,217 ENNIS: Yeah. She'll get hungry and come out eventually. 321 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:17,285 - Hey. 322 00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:18,886 - Anyone else I know gonna show up? 323 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:21,689 My boss, maybe, the nice lady from the pharmacy? 324 00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:24,225 - I just came by to drop off the Halloween decorations 325 00:11:24,294 --> 00:11:26,227 that I borrowed for Burk's bachelor party. 326 00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:28,262 Sorry, you have to excuse me, I'm a little hungover. 327 00:11:28,331 --> 00:11:30,231 - Don't vomit, you're gonna scare our realtor. 328 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,034 - Ooh, a Halloween-themed bachelor party. 329 00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,369 - Huh? No, no, it was a graveyard theme 330 00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:38,306 because he's getting married so it's like he's dead. 331 00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:40,942 You get it? His life is over. 332 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,810 - Bo and I are both married. 333 00:11:42,879 --> 00:11:45,446 - Yeah. And I've never felt more alive! 334 00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:47,181 Except when I flew in a helicopter. 335 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,583 God, these socks. 336 00:11:48,651 --> 00:11:50,485 - Uh, I left all the stuff 337 00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:52,854 that's still sticky from whipped cream in your bathtub, 338 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:53,988 so I'm gonna go. 339 00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:55,223 - Did you say hi to James? 340 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,892 - Well, maybe it's the hangover talking, 341 00:11:57,961 --> 00:12:02,263 but I'm not exactly jazzed about you two leaving town, so... 342 00:12:02,332 --> 00:12:03,464 - Did you tell him that? 343 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:05,399 ENNIS: Oh, yeah, right, it's a great idea. 344 00:12:05,468 --> 00:12:08,669 "Hey, James, here are all my feelings." 345 00:12:08,738 --> 00:12:10,471 Embarrassed. 346 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,306 - Just gonna burden me with that then. 347 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,174 Okay. How about this? 348 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:15,376 You're not going anywhere. 349 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,178 You are gonna check the laundry room for Viv, 350 00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,012 you are gonna grill Felix. 351 00:12:18,081 --> 00:12:19,347 He knows something, I know it. 352 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,048 We are leaving this house. 353 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,650 But not without my daughter. 354 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,989 DAWN: Ugh! Would you look at this thing? 355 00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:30,158 They might as well heat the house by burning plastic. 356 00:12:30,226 --> 00:12:31,659 Oh, and if you think that is bad, 357 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:33,594 wait till you see the derpy roof. 358 00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:35,396 One heavy snowfall from collapse. 359 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,565 As someone who's looking to buy, no thanks. 360 00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:38,766 - Hmm. 361 00:12:38,835 --> 00:12:40,234 - Hmm. - Hey, Dawn. 362 00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:41,435 - [gasps] JAMES: How's it going? 363 00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:42,570 - Hmm. 364 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:43,805 - She's not in any of the closets. 365 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:45,006 Hi, Dawn. DAWN: Hi. 366 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:46,407 - You here to judge my house? 367 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,442 - Yes. - She called me. 368 00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:50,378 - What--where is she? - Okay. So I took a screenshot. 369 00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:52,180 I think if we zoom in and enhance the background 370 00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:53,447 right in this one spot, we can figure out... 371 00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:54,315 - She's in the nursery. I used Find My iPhone. 372 00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,250 - Yeah, we're a good team. 373 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,823 [phone ringing] 374 00:13:01,891 --> 00:13:03,691 JAMES: [gasps] That little... ooh. 375 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,059 - Dammit. She's messing with us. 376 00:13:05,128 --> 00:13:06,694 - Hmm. She is in so much trouble. 377 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:07,962 But honestly, is she gifted? 378 00:13:08,031 --> 00:13:09,797 Like, this is amazing. - Like, an actual genius? 379 00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:11,165 JAMES: Uh-huh. 380 00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:12,567 - Okay. I don't even care about the open house. 381 00:13:12,635 --> 00:13:13,601 Let's find her. Viv! 382 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,203 - Viv! Viv! 383 00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:16,737 ASTRID AND JAMES: Viv! JAMES: Hey, sorry. 384 00:13:16,806 --> 00:13:17,839 Everybody, we're looking for a little girl 385 00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:19,807 who's hiding somewhere in this house. 386 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:21,943 BO: Oh, no! 387 00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:23,477 - What, did you see her, Bo? 388 00:13:23,546 --> 00:13:24,712 BO: Sorry, no. 389 00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:26,347 I just hate socks! 390 00:13:38,161 --> 00:13:39,627 - [screams] 391 00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:43,064 - Are you winning the race? - Yeah. 392 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,399 - Hey, watch out for the truck. Nice. 393 00:13:45,468 --> 00:13:47,501 - Make yourself at home, why don't you? 394 00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:49,971 Wow. 395 00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,274 - Get used to jerks like him. 396 00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:54,976 The world is full of them. 397 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,744 - Okay. - Not your dad, though. 398 00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:58,079 He's a good friend. 399 00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:01,382 And I... care about him. 400 00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,084 Really hope we stay in touch. 401 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:04,986 - Me, too. 402 00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:06,420 - Would you say that, Felix? 403 00:14:06,489 --> 00:14:07,388 Would you say, "I really hope 404 00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:09,156 we keep in touch with Uncle Ennis"? 405 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:11,192 - I really hope we keep in touch with Uncle Ennis? 406 00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:12,960 - Yeah. "That's my personal opinion." 407 00:14:13,029 --> 00:14:14,228 - That's my personal opinion. 408 00:14:14,297 --> 00:14:15,496 - That's perfect. 409 00:14:24,774 --> 00:14:25,940 - Shh. 410 00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:27,108 - Don't--don't shush me. 411 00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:29,176 Do you know that you are stepping on my shoes? 412 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:30,444 - Yes. 413 00:14:30,513 --> 00:14:31,579 - Do you know how much my shoes cost? 414 00:14:31,648 --> 00:14:33,648 - No. - $500. 415 00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:35,683 - $500? - Yeah, $500. 416 00:14:35,752 --> 00:14:37,151 So you shouldn't have stepped on them. 417 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:42,056 - You shouldn't have spent so much money on ugly shoes. 418 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:45,593 - I found her! She's down here! 419 00:14:45,662 --> 00:14:48,696 You don't know anything about men's fashion, okay? 420 00:14:50,566 --> 00:14:52,733 So, Viv, that was frustrating 421 00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:55,136 and kind of amazing, but also made us very worried. 422 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:57,271 - So? I don't give a care. 423 00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,041 - Hmm. Why are you so upset to move, honey? 424 00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:03,811 - Because I won't go to everyone's birthday party. 425 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,813 - Well, I promise there's gonna be kids 426 00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:08,249 at the new school that have birthdays. 427 00:15:08,318 --> 00:15:10,551 - Why are you so happy about moving? 428 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,687 - Because I think it's gonna be really good. 429 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:13,921 You know, I moved away from where I grew up 430 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,056 and I met your mom. 431 00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,357 And that turned out pretty good for me. 432 00:15:16,426 --> 00:15:17,358 And you. 433 00:15:17,427 --> 00:15:18,893 - Did you ever go back? 434 00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:20,428 - To North Bay? 435 00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:23,497 No. But that's--was-- is a complicated-- 436 00:15:23,566 --> 00:15:25,466 um, my brother lives there and we don't speak anymore and-- 437 00:15:25,535 --> 00:15:26,567 I mean, that's--that has nothing to do with the moving. 438 00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:28,035 The moving part that we're gonna do, 439 00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:29,236 that's gonna be great. 440 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,305 - How do you know it's gonna be great? 441 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:33,607 It can be stupid and full of bad guys. 442 00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:37,111 - It--yes, it could be brimming full of bad guys. 443 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,546 And cursed by a wizard. 444 00:15:38,614 --> 00:15:40,514 And also have a bunch of unreasonable bylaws. 445 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,084 But, when the five of us are together, 446 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,819 we can handle anything. 447 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:45,920 - Then why can't we live here? 448 00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:48,856 - The one bathroom thing is very difficult, 449 00:15:48,925 --> 00:15:49,957 um, just to be honest. 450 00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:52,259 - Mommy's stuff takes up the whole sink. 451 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:53,761 - I know, right? 452 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,931 It's like... [sighs] but don't tell her that, okay? 453 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,833 But I'm on your side. Just know that. 454 00:15:58,901 --> 00:16:01,435 JENN: Thank you and also merci. Yes. 455 00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:02,536 Hey, thanks so much. 456 00:16:02,605 --> 00:16:03,938 Don't be a stranger, be a friend. 457 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,539 Hey, be a best friend. 458 00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:07,608 - Hey, Jenn. 459 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:10,845 Uh, so thank you so much for the... experience. 460 00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:11,946 JENN: Hey, no, thank you. 461 00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:13,681 I'm the one who got the experience. 462 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,916 Hey, I'm no longer an open house virgin. 463 00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:21,122 - [chuckles] Uh, it's just not working out. 464 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,391 And it, it's not you. - It isn't? 465 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:25,426 - No, it is. - Okay. 466 00:16:25,495 --> 00:16:26,460 - We're just looking for someone 467 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:28,496 with a little more knowledge in... 468 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,364 what they are doing. JENN: No, I get it. 469 00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:31,632 I actually just, uh, went through this 470 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:32,733 with my last client. 471 00:16:32,802 --> 00:16:34,001 - With your mom? 472 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:35,436 - She suffers no fools. 473 00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:37,638 Still, you know, it's rough. 474 00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:40,408 Getting fired the day I had my business cards made? 475 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:43,744 - It just says "Jenn." It doesn't have a last name. 476 00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:46,113 Or contact info. 477 00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:49,750 - Oh, the back of the card didn't print! Oh, well. 478 00:16:49,819 --> 00:16:52,820 I've had people track me down with a lot less info. [chuckles] 479 00:16:52,889 --> 00:16:54,455 So, I guess you don't wanna hear about the offers? 480 00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:57,391 JAMES: Offers? Sorry, offers plural? 481 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,727 Maybe a million over asking? Start a bidding war? 482 00:16:59,796 --> 00:17:01,028 - Well, there were two offers, okay? 483 00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:04,165 Now one was a lowball, but one was quite generous. 484 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,133 - Hmm. JENN: Yeah. In fact, I was like, 485 00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:08,769 "Uh, I don't think you have to bid that much." [chuckles] 486 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,305 - What was the offer? 487 00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:18,846 Hello. You put an offer on our crumbling gut-job house? 488 00:17:18,915 --> 00:17:20,781 - It's for sale, isn't that what you wanted? 489 00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:23,217 - Bo, I know you live here, but please with the feet. 490 00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:24,985 JAMES: So you were trying to tell people 491 00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:26,821 that our furnace and roof were garbage 492 00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:28,489 just so that nobody else would bid? 493 00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:29,857 - Perhaps I was trying to discourage a bidding war, 494 00:17:29,926 --> 00:17:32,827 but your roof and furnace are truly in terrible shape. 495 00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,595 - Yeah, your own real estate brochure said so. 496 00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:36,931 But there was a typo in the word "catastrophic." 497 00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:40,367 - Dawn, we, we don't need your charity. 498 00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:43,437 But we will obviously take it, it's just overstepping. 499 00:17:43,506 --> 00:17:46,307 - It's not charity. That house is filled with memories. 500 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,409 The time Corey lost his tooth on a popsicle. 501 00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:51,011 Oh, the time Bo caught a mouse with a bowl. 502 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,714 - The time James and I lived there for 10 years. 503 00:17:54,717 --> 00:17:57,618 - I put in the offer because... 504 00:17:57,687 --> 00:18:00,154 I couldn't stand the idea of anyone else living there. 505 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:02,857 - [sighs] 506 00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:07,094 DAWN: But if it were ours, 507 00:18:07,163 --> 00:18:08,996 we were gonna renovate the basement 508 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:10,598 to double our rental income and then when you realize 509 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,233 what a huge mistake you made by moving, 510 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,201 we would kick those tenants to the curb. 511 00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:16,337 - That's... very sweet, Dawn. 512 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,072 In like a late stage capitalism kind of way. 513 00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:19,707 - We love you, you big dummies. 514 00:18:19,775 --> 00:18:21,509 I darned your dang socks. 515 00:18:22,478 --> 00:18:24,778 [soft music playing] 516 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,884 - I think I wanna stay in our gut-job house. 517 00:18:31,554 --> 00:18:33,454 - Me, too. 518 00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:36,690 I just wanna give our gut-job house the gut job it deserves. 519 00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,293 - Should we steal their idea and renovate the basement? 520 00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:40,628 - Oh, I don't think you could afford our guy. 521 00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:44,398 He just put a third story on The Weeknd's garage. 522 00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,433 - I don't need your guy. 523 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,935 I have family of my own. 524 00:18:50,072 --> 00:18:51,805 [knocks on door] 525 00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:53,040 [clears throat] 526 00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:55,843 Hey. 527 00:18:55,912 --> 00:18:58,445 TAYLOR: Hey... brother. 528 00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:09,190 Well, the house has not aged well. 529 00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:11,325 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. 530 00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:13,060 There's a lot to fix. 531 00:19:13,129 --> 00:19:14,728 - There's a lot to fix. 532 00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,466 Well, right on. 533 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,135 - Yeah, right on. - Yeah. 534 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:30,177 lls! 535 00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:31,679 - Will there still be spiders? 536 00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:34,281 - Yeah, but they'll all be inside the walls. 537 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:35,316 - Good. 538 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,418 - This can be any kind of room! 539 00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:38,852 - I want a dojo! 540 00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:40,788 - I want a pool table. 541 00:19:40,856 --> 00:19:42,256 No, wait, or an escape room. 542 00:19:42,325 --> 00:19:43,524 Can you make an escape room? 543 00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:45,826 - No, honestly, a dojo's probably the easiest. 544 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:48,028 But your parents want, uh, more living space 545 00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:49,530 and an additional bathroom. 546 00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:51,498 - But we already have a bathroom. 547 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,534 This should be an animation studio. 548 00:19:53,603 --> 00:19:55,936 - One bathroom is stupid. - We don't use that word. 549 00:19:56,005 --> 00:19:57,738 - Well, it's the right word for some stuff. 550 00:19:57,807 --> 00:19:59,006 - I want a dog salon. 551 00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:00,975 - Or a torture chamber. 552 00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,276 - I want a candy store! 553 00:20:02,345 --> 00:20:03,677 TAYLOR: Okay, I'm going up. 554 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:05,179 Have fun in the dark. - Hey! 555 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:07,314 VIV: Don't leave us down here! 556 00:20:07,383 --> 00:20:10,184 SINGER: ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 557 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,418 ♪ Everything, everything ♪ 558 00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:13,153 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 559 00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:15,522 ♪ I love my kids but kids ruin everything ♪ 560 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:16,724 ♪ Everything ♪ 561 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:17,992 ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 562 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,194 ♪ No more sleeping in ♪ 563 00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:22,963 ♪ I got kids in my face ♪ 564 00:20:23,032 --> 00:20:25,766 ♪ I nevne noI see ♪ 565 00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:29,536 ♪ Children ruin everything ♪ 566 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,939 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, thing ♪ 567 00:20:32,008 --> 00:20:33,474 ♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, thing, na, na, na, na ♪ 568 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,210 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 569 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,412 ♪ I really hate this... ♪