1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,941       - I don't understand.      2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,743     We nailed potty training            with Felix and Viv.       3 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,177       This guy is making us             seem like amateurs.       4 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:12,379     What are we doing wrong?     5 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:14,147   - Well, he's putting his junk              in there.            6 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,649     He's got the right idea.               - Attention!           7 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,685        We have a question.       8 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,286           - Excuse me,                    Daddy is trying         9 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,689  to learn how to not be seduced         if he's in a cult.        10 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,358         - What does Mommy                 do for her job?         11 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:26,760     - Okay. Guess we're just               going to hope          12 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:27,961          that I'm never                 in that situation.        13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:31,264       - I am a data analyst            for the city so I...       14 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:33,266       I look at information               and numbers...          15 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,002     - See, her job is boring.             You were wrong.         16 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,304           - What? Viv?                   - We made a bet.         17 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,907       I said that you were          in charge of the World Cup.   18 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,675       - Well, yeah, okay...                  So, I...             19 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:45,779 - I said that you were the queen    of all the garbage trucks.    20 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,081         - Garbage trucks                are infrastructure.       21 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,216          So what I do is                I take the data...        22 00:00:50,283 --> 00:00:51,818    - Do you control the trucks                or not?             23 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,820   (James): Everyone has a little        critic in their head      24 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,088          that undermines                 their confidence.        25 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,589          Tells them that             they are not good enough.    26 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:58,925               - No.                   But I do take the data.     27 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,827      - That's not anything.        (Astrid): When you have kids,  28 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,263         that little critic           doesn't live in your head,        it lives in your house.     29 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:05,231          And you feed it             three square meals a day.    30 00:01:05,298 --> 00:01:06,599          - Nobody wins.          31 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,101      - Couldn't agree more.      32 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,804      My job is interesting.      33 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:13,073          Right, Morris?          34 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,912          (opening theme)         35 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,587        We have a problem.        36 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:28,888          - Oh, what up?          37 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,758       - The waterfront for        our proposed World Cup village  38 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,693           is closed due                  to contamination.        39 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,595         - Oh, dang, sis.          - What's with all the stickers? 40 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,464       Are you doing another               unboxing video?         41 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:40,133       - Oh, no. I just lost        the instruction manual so I'm      just kind of winging it.     42 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,569     - Okay, do you have time     to discuss this right now, or... 43 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,104     ...would you rather play              with your toys?         44 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,206         - I can do both.              Contaminated with what?     45 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,475             - Geese.                       - Okay, well,               they'll just fly away.      46 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,110       - Well, it's actually                 their poop.           47 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:53,012      So geese feces is toxic               and abundant.          48 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:56,249     This could be a complete               disaster for                the World Cup village.      49 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,684           - Oh, dang...          50 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,220   Well, we do have a World Cup     committee meeting on Friday.   51 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,322  Councillor Flynn will probably         want to hear this.        52 00:02:02,388 --> 00:02:04,190            - Flynn...                   What does he care?        53 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:08,027   Him and his developer buddies     would probably rather build         a golf course there.       54 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:09,729   He's more toxic than the poo.  55 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,431    - Yeah, and he always calls              me "Kyle."            56 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,967     I think he knows my name,          but he's just trying            to like disrespect me.      57 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,168          - Yeah, maybe.          58 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,936      - He's kind of sort of             been put in charge        59 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,638      of our World Cup event.                  - Him?              60 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,540              Argh...                         - Yeah...            61 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,108        Hey, but you should            take the lead, Astrid.      62 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:23,276             You slap.            63 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,612              - Yeah.                  You're right about me.      64 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:26,813            I do slap.            65 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,515            Okay, yeah.           66 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,650        I'll give that turd             the truth about crap.      67 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,253              - Yeah.                   - You have a sticker                 on your chin.          68 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,854            - Oh. Uh...           69 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,157           Did I get it?          70 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,459              - Yeah.                         - Thanks!            71 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:44,030           - Thank you.           72 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,003          - Look, Daddy,          I've basically killed this list. 73 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,804       - It really helps you         stay on top of things, huh?   74 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:54,140     - Our helper teacher said        my brain is like a puppy.    75 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:58,878      If I train it properly,        it'll be my loyal companion               for life.            76 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,848     - Well, I think all that       hard work deserves a reward.          What do you think?        77 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,550     - Like a puppy that's not                my brain?            78 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,552             - No, no.                 - We're getting a dog?                    - No!              79 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:08,087          No, no. Felix,               remember when I taught           you how to ride a bike?     80 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:09,389        - That was awesome.       81 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,458       I got to skip school            and eat a banana split.     82 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,161      - And you got to learn             how to ride a bike.       83 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,730      - No, I think I learned               before that.           84 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:20,033  - No. It happened on that day.      Because Daddy taught you.    85 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:21,434        That's why you got             the banana split, bud.      86 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,269        - I don't remember.       87 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,171   - Very special memory for me.  88 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,407             But Viv,                what do you say you and me              give it a go?          89 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,008    What are you talking about            this Friday, huh?        90 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:30,443       - Yeah! Banana split!      91 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,712    - Yeah, valuable new skill.   92 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,614  - Alright, I put Morris to bed         a half hour early.        93 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,517     I really have to practise     for my presentation on Friday.  94 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,987           I'm so rusty.                 - Why don't you do            your presentation for us?    95 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,290              - Okay.                          Okay...             96 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,026          Goose feces...                  - But I get to do              a presentation first.      97 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,761       Can I have your phone            for background music?      98 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:52,498         - I can dust off              my history presentation       about Alexander Graham Bell.   99 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,734           - Guys, guys,            I think Mommy needs our help.  100 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,936       I don't think we need       to put on a whole talent show.  101 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,105      - No, no, don't say it!           (both): Talent show!       102 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,340           Talent show!           103 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,175 - Alright, keep your acts tight.        Three minutes max.        104 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,577        - Yes! I'm so horny                   for this.            105 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,279             - Felix!                   - I'm sorry, buddy...      106 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,849              - What?                  It just means excited,                   right?              107 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,119        - Let's just stick          to saying the word "excited."                Okay?              108 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,755       (both): Talent show!                 Talent show!           109 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:19,325           Talent show!            - Alright, which one of us has   to talk to Felix about "horny?" 110 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,162            (groaning)                          Yes!               111 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:24,397                Ha!               112 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:27,033           Conclusively,               by matching projections     113 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,802  against our detailed data sets. 114 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:34,207   And that's why this species'        feces makes me uneasy.      115 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,341            (chuckling)           116 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:36,843        Anyway, that's it.        117 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,344           - Ye... Yeah!          118 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,680         Very informative.        119 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,182 I know where I won't be swimming           this summer.           120 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,351          - Okay, what's                with the robot voice?      121 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:46,819        - What robot voice?       122 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:51,291       - You, um, talk, um,                  like, this.           123 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:54,560     - Okay, that's just Mom's      professional speaking voice.   124 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,229        - Like broken Siri?       125 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,797             - No, no.            126 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,832 - Anyway, I won the talent show. 127 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,801           - No, I did!           128 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,936 (James): It's not that children           don't care about                 your feelings...        129 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:05,838   (Astrid): It's that they don't        think you have any.       130 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:08,441    (James): As parents, we work    hard to nourish our children's             confidence           131 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,276       and protect them from              harmful criticism.       132 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,111       (Astrid): But the more           confidence they have,      133 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,814         the more they feel         they can share their hurtful,          tactless opinions.       134 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,582      Which can make you feel                 like crap.           135 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,185        - Oh, you want it?                     - I do!             136 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:21,220              - Hey!                         (screaming)           137 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:24,223    - Oh my God, I'll be back.            Guys, guys, guys.        138 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,666      - Dawn's left for work,            but Corey's making        139 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,968            nettle tea                before we hit the books.     140 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,937    Thursday is homeschool day.   141 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,173           - Oh, right.                What are you studying?      142 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,808       - Capital punishment.      143 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:43,109             - Right.             144 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,745        - Join us for a tea            and a little chin wag?      145 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,213        - Both those things                 sound gross.           146 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,281    I should probably just go.    147 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,716  - Wait, is everything alright?  148 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,085            I'm sensing                  a nervous energy...       149 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:54,954         Oh, I can feel it                  in my glutes.          150 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,556           - Come here.           151 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,693          - Okay, I mean,                you used to work in          the corporate world, right?   152 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,496 With actual professional people? 153 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,365      - Yeah, I had a nervous          breakdown to prove it.      154 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:07,200   I mean, what I wouldn't give       to have those years back.    155 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,135      - Right, right, right.                   Anyway,             156 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,970        so you actually did           a lot of public speaking.    157 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,406        With presentations,          and pitches, and what not.    158 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:15,375           - Oh, I see.                 You've got to impress                the big wigs           159 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:17,944         and as a result,              you are "wigging out."      160 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,579          - More or less.         161 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:21,280           - My advice:                        - Okay.             162 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,483    Accept the public speaking          trauma of your past.       163 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:25,718           - Wait, what                public speaking trauma?     164 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:27,420         - In grade three?        165 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,422         With your speech               about peer pressure?       166 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,057    - Dawn told you about that?   167 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,026     That was so humiliating.     168 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:36,262      I belched in the middle               of my speech.          169 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,399        I can still hear it        echoing through the auditorium. 170 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:41,734   I can still taste the turkey       sandwich I had for lunch                 that day.            171 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:43,603      - Well, you can forget                about it now.          172 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:47,206              Whoosh!                - I had forgotten about it,       but you just reminded me!    173 00:06:47,273 --> 00:06:50,209             - Really?              It comes up in our household             fairly often.          174 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,478   Every charades night someone              inevitably            175 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:55,148      puts "Astrid's Speech"                 in the hat.           176 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,483     Most of our guests laugh.    177 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,253               I...                   actually find it moving.     178 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,124  - You can leave it on the desk       or in the kitchenette,      179 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,160     just make sure Fintekoaly            can see it. Okay?        180 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,494            Thank you.            181 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,529          - Hey, Marla...         182 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,197        I just want to say,               great email today        183 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,765   about footwear in the office.  184 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:14,901       I don't think sandals       should be worn in the workplace              either.             185 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,203       - This is a business,            not an all-inclusive.      186 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,538          (fake laughter)         187 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,573        - I love that line.       188 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,141     Can I get a personal day                 tomorrow?            189 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,810          - Personal day?                     For what?            190 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,044         - It's personal.         191 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,846           - But still,                     I must know.           192 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,481         - Well, I wanted                  to take the day         193 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:29,949       to teach my daughter              how to ride a bike.       194 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,651        - No one taught me               how to ride a bike.       195 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:32,785      I had to teach myself.      196 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,421      - Oh, that's very sad.             Also, inspiring...        197 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,523   - I rode straight down a hill     without knowing how to stop   198 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:39,058        and crashed through            a construction barrier.     199 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,762    To this day, I still scream   every time I see a traffic cone. 200 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,064     - Hey, it's my birthday!     201 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,033              (gasps)             202 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:50,837 - Take your personal day, James. 203 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,372          But do not fail            to teach that child to ride   204 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,174        or she will suffer            for the rest of her life.    205 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,109          - Oh, thank you                  so much, Marla.         206 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,345     I already taught my son,             so I feel like...        207 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,180         - Mark my words!         208 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,249           Do not fail.           209 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,052              - Okay,                   I don't think we need              to do this part.         210 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,621      I feel very confident.           - I certainly hope so.      211 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:10,890    - So what are you trying to   grow? A Fu Manchu kind of thing? 212 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:13,559              - Yeah.                 - You'll get there, man.          Oh, talk to you later.      213 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,429           Astrid! Hey,             I just want to run something                by you.             214 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,699      So what if I introduce              your presentation                   with music?           215 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,334          You know, like,           as you go out to the podium,   216 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,768          I play Nirvana                  or Public Enemy.         217 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,170         Something badass                and retro like you.       218 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,539            - A podium?              Where is this taking place?   219 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,207         - Like City Hall.                 - There he is.          220 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,409    Watching you in my rearview            mirror, buddy.          221 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,745    Hey, how's your golf game?                 Turkey.             222 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,547   - Ah, hey, Councillor Flynn.   223 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,915           - Yes, hello.          224 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,483          Leonard Flynn.          225 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,953          Councillor for                Etobicoke, Lakeshore.      226 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,322    You don't know that jingle?     That was my campaign jingle.   227 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,258               - Oh.                    - Yeah, and you are?       228 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:46,659             - Astrid.                        - Astrid.            229 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,895          Like asteroid.                    Or asterisk.           230 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,530         Spell it for me.         231 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,599         (both): A-S-T...         232 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,302             ...R-I-D.            233 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,670             - Astrid.            234 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:59,105          You're the one                  who's presenting         235 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:00,239     at the committee meeting                on Friday.            236 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,374              - Yeah.             237 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,175         - Kyle here says          it's going to be really crappy. 238 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:04,410       (chuckling nervously)                - Jean-Luc...          239 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,480        - Well, I hope not.             I've been preparing.       240 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,148           - Oh, no, no.            That you're actually talking              about crap.           241 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,183      Isn't there a big issue             with goose crap?         242 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,119       - Oh, yes, "crappy."       243 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,688            (laughing)                 It'll be good, though.      244 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:18,024      I'm very "poo-shinate"              about the topic.         245 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,492       I mean "passionate."       246 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,260        It's a bad poo pun.       247 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,396      Anyway, I'm quite horny               about Friday.          248 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,132          I mean, sorry,                      excited.             249 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,701      I said the wrong thing.            What... I meant...        250 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,269              (burps)             251 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,939     Oh my God, I'm so sorry.     252 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,375   - Astrid, I really appreciate    all the research you've done   253 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,345  and it matters to me big time,  254 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,414    but I think this sensitive               information           255 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,915          should perhaps                   be disseminated         256 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,550  by someone the committee knows        a little bit better.       257 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,719           Like maybe...                     Kyle here.            258 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,321        - Oh, you mean me?        259 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,789        - Yeah, you, Kyle.        260 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:51,324         What do you say?         261 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,125              (burps)                         - Sorry.             262 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,827     Yeah, yeah. Sounds good,               sounds good.           263 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,163        I got to run, so...       264 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,766        - Gas, like burpee.                  "Gastrid."            265 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,435         I've got her name                locked in now...         266 00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:03,769             ...Kyle.             267 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:05,972   Is that your Starbucks name?   268 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,107             - Yeah...                     - Mine's Ricky.         269 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,210         (rhythmic sting)         270 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:15,915             - Astrid?            271 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,550   Thank God you're still here.   272 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,885       - Is everything okay?             Did that girl leave             another mean comment       273 00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:22,655      on your crochet video?           - No, I just feel awful     274 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,624          for bringing up          your old public speaking thing. 275 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,692        It was thoughtless,            and I want you to know      276 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,794 that Dawn is very cross with me. 277 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,696      - It's okay, it's fine.     278 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:31,964       It's funny, I guess.       279 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:34,467        - Still, don't let            a little past humiliation    280 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,702       stop you from sharing                 your voice.           281 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,105           - It's fine,               it doesn't matter anyway.    282 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,607       I've been passed over            for the presentation.      283 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,943      They've asked my boss,             Jean-Luc, to do it.       284 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:46,345       - That's outrageous.                    Sexist.             285 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,815         I mean, no doubt                you're the one with              the expertise in...       286 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,485        What is it exactly?       287 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,687           - Goose poo.                     - Seriously?           288 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,956        - Yes, it's a very                serious problem.         289 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,593               - Oh.                 - They're highly parasitic,   they cause E.coli contamination, 290 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,462            salmonella,            and spread bird flu to humans.  291 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,298     If we host the World Cup            before we deal with               our poo problem,         292 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,834        we could be hosting           the next global pandemic.    293 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:11,637       But who cares, right?             Like the kids say,               "My job is boring."       294 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,040         Why get worked up            about it, why, why, why?     295 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:17,043            (chuckling)               - That's not boring, Mom.    296 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:20,980        That's really gross                and important.          297 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,481           - He's right.          298 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,150       If you don't do this                 presentation,          299 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,752    all this poo could be swept            under the rug.          300 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:28,320             (sighing)            301 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,390              - Here.             302 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:32,591       They're not in order       303 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:35,461      and I accidentally spit              on one of them.         304 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,263           You got this.          305 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,167          - You're right.         306 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,003   All I need is a little nerve.  307 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,871     - And perhaps an antacid?    308 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,309          - Okay, now...          309 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,978     The key to riding a bike                 is focus.            310 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,680        - I can't do that.             My brain is different.      311 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,083      - Yup, no, that's true.        That's why we took an extra             half an hour           312 00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:58,517         to find the most             quiet place in the park.     313 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,053              - So...                 - Different because ADHD.    314 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,756        - Yup, that's true.          So put your little feetsies          on the pedals here.       315 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,558      - What's that guy doing                over there?           316 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:08,060    - Oh, that doesn't matter.        Let's concentrate on you.    317 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,996    This is a handbrake, right?      So put your fingies on that        and we'll squeeze that.     318 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,632         - Okay, hold on.          - What's in that bike's trunk?    - Oh, I'm sure it's nothing.   319 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,901    So why don't you just tell            me more about how              this handbrake feels?      320 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,704       When you squeeze it,           it goes all the way down               to the wheel.          321 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,207  Honey, it goes all the way down               to--                          - Puppies!            322 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,143      - Yeah, that's exciting                 and cute.            323 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,212   It's a little bit suspicious,          but honey, honey,        324 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,181  the reason we came to the park   is to learn how to ride a bike,              right?              325 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,717        - Want to hold one?         I'm trying to socialize them.  326 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,119              - Yes!              327 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:36,756           - Oh my God.               Maybe we'll get a puppy.     328 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:40,126             - Really?                  - Yeah, we get stuff        we shouldn't get all the time.  329 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,394   Take-out, your baby brother.   330 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:45,931   Maybe we'll surprise your mom          with one in like               three to eight years.      331 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:49,301              - Yay!                     - Okay, okay, okay.       332 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:52,071       Let me take this guy.                 Oh, buddy,            333 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,439         please take back                 your kid magnet.         334 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,274            - You sure?                 This one is on sale.       335 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,776    - Dude, you're killing me.    336 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,444 Okay, we took the whole day off. 337 00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,546     So why don't we learn how             to ride a bike?         338 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,549    Use our time wisely, yeah?               Yeah! Okay.           339 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,119        - I did it, Daddy.           - Yeah, you climbed a tree.   340 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,255        You want to show me           how you can ride a bike?     341 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:12,258         - It's too high.         342 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,430             - Hello.                         - Astrid.            343 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,535      - Just to play Devil's                 Avocado...            344 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,970        Aren't goose feces                a part of nature?        345 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,039       How bad could it be?             - What are you doing?      346 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,642        - Oh, hey, Astrid.           Just going over some notes.   347 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,777    - What's that on your hand?            - Visual prop,          348 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,813         Devil's Avocado.             Thought of it last night.    349 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,247         - Were you high?         350 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,950      - Alright, I had gummy,            but it was all CBD.       351 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,552      You know, for anxiety.      352 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,153           - Okay, well,               no need to be anxious.      353 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,354          I'm going to do                 the presentation.        354 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,423       - Okay, are you sure?      355 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,626   - Wait, why is there a camera              in here?             356 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,862    - Oh, they're livestreaming    to the other committee members  357 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:51,430      and other host cities.      358 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,099            - Oh God...                  (stomach gurgling)        359 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,139         - She's not Kyle.        360 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,175          - Good morning.              (microphone whistling)        (woman): It's the afternoon.   361 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,579          - Oh. Right...          362 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:08,981      Sorry, I missed lunch.      363 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,583            (chuckling)           364 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,018             (sighing)            365 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,320              - Psst.             366 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,093           (tense tone)           367 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,696           (deep breath)          368 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,998          (heart beating)         369 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,100    - Please, c'mon, let's go.    370 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,804        (stomach gurgling)        371 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,206     - Anyway, peer pressure.     372 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,975            - Yikes...            373 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,810            - I mean...                        (burp)              374 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,712      (microphone whistling)      375 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,216        - Okay, finally got             some peace and quiet.              No distractions!         376 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:46,385           - I'm tired!                 - Nope, that's, nope.      377 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,053           Let's just...          378 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,090       Momentum and balance,            they go hand in hand.      379 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,192    They're like best friends,           they're like that.        380 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,793       - I don't understand.                - It's okay.           381 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,029   You don't need to understand,       Daddy's very confusing                 sometimes.            382 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:58,864       All I need you to do              is trust me, okay?        383 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,400      So let's put your feet           back up on the pedals.      384 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,702       And we're just going           to start pedaling, okay?     385 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,404              Ready?                         Here we go.           386 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,839        Yeah, that's it...        387 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,707         You're doing it,                   Wonder Girl.           388 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,209    Oh my God, you're so good.    389 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,011           You trust me?          390 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,246            - What? No!           391 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,015         (emotional music)        392 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,690            (screaming)           393 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,025              - Viv!              394 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,627  - I said, "I don't trust you!"  395 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,296           - It's okay.               - But you didn't listen.     396 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:34,099            - Let me...                  - I'd never do that            to you, Peanut Butter.      397 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,770      - Let me see your hand,        let me just see your hand.    398 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,705    I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?   399 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:48,447  "Just to play Devil's Avocado,     but weren't the geese here                 first?              400 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,716  If so, aren't we the problem?"  401 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,619         Well, that's a...           Oh, that's a great answer.    402 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,988       That's a great idea,                  Mr. 'Cado.            403 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,691       - I don't understand          any of this, quite frankly.   404 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,526        - Hey, still good.                   He's fine.            405 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,895       That's a really great              point, Mr. 'Cado.        406 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,497       Yeah, I think that's       407 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,000        a great discussion          to have with everyone here is  408 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:12,104          are geese peers                  or are they...          409 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,939     Okay, yeah, tough crowd.     410 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,141      - If she burps again...     411 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,078         - Sorry, if this                has been confusing.       412 00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,579         (man): Big time!         413 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,117   - The issue is quite simple,               actually.            414 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:29,121       The area that we have           tentatively designated      415 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,457     as the World Cup village             is contaminated.         416 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:35,761             Meaning,                  all the work that we've        put into hosting this event   417 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,599    can be undone by what comes            out of a goose.         418 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,237       Yeah, we can come up              with some solutions       419 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,272   before scaring off investors.             But first,            420 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,541      why don't we understand                the facts?            421 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,210     - Oh, great save, Astrid.    422 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,945       Should have been you                the whole time.         423 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,113           Stupid Flynn.          424 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,515             - Thanks.                    Sorry your puppet                 didn't go over.         425 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,851     - Yo, I never want to see            this again. Here.        426 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,319       Give it to your baby.      427 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,520    - That was horrible, Kyle.    428 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,055  - That was horrible, Jean-Luc.  429 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,823          - I'm Leonard.          430 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,191               Wow.                           (sighing)            431 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,126             - Okay...            432 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,660        - Wow, I thought it                 was all over           433 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,029         after you belched              into that microphone.      434 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,697      But somehow you turned                  a corner             435 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,732           and it became                 quite enlightening.       436 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,434    - Well, I appreciate that.    437 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,903  - You've inspired me to come up         with a bold idea.        438 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,472    And I could really use your    help getting the city on board. 439 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,740             - Really?            440 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,810        Yeah, I would love          to help develop a task force.  441 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,845         - No, I'm talking               about a mass cull.        442 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,747          Harm reduction.         443 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:29,915          A goose reduce.         444 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,350         They're invasive,              you said it yourself.      445 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,551    They're kind of grotesque.    446 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,320         They get all over           our beautiful golf courses,   447 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,989      and you're not allowed                to harm them.          448 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,091       But now that we know          they're trying to harm us,    449 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,161      I think there would be         big support for a massacre.   450 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,030   - Yeah, I don't want to kill           any of the geese.        451 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,099     - Oh, no, we'll get some          guys from out of town.      452 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,967      I'll talk to the mayor.     453 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,004        You know, Astrid...       454 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,706     I think you're too smart           for the job you have.      455 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,842        You've got a really                bright future.          456 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,243          I can see that.         457 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,146     So let's kill some geese                 together.            458 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,981               Okay?              459 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,683         (rhythmic music)         460 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,661         - What's up, dog?        461 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,230      - You're not mad at me?     462 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,200      - No, the banana split           in my tummy has melted.     463 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,102      Now, I have a popsicle.     464 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,737            I'm great.              - Yeah, that's good, sweetie.  465 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,173   I'm sorry if I wasn't paying      attention to your feelings                 before.             466 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,609  I just wanted the day with you    to feel so special, you know?  467 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,945         - It was special.             We played with puppies,     468 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,482  climbed trees, and rocked out.  469 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,418         - I know, right?              It was... It was, like,                  crazy.              470 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,086         - Crazy special.                      - Yeah.             471 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,188               Best.                           - Best.             472 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,190     So, is the bike working?     473 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,792         - Yeah, this bike                will be working.         474 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,227         This bike will be              under you in no time.      475 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,129     Here, do you want to see?          I'm about to fix it.       476 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,663  See, it's just the chain part.  477 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,199   (Astrid): Raising kids can be        rough on the old ego.      478 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,868      You have a sleepy brain,          bags under your eyes,      479 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,703       and some kind of stain              on your sleeve.         480 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,838     (James): It's grease from             chicken fingers.           (Astrid): I know what it is!  481 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,808     (James): Your kids can be          your harshest critics,        but also your biggest fans.   482 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,310          - Mommy's home!                  - Yes, she is!          483 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,946      Feels good to be needed,          and loved, and missed.     484 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,248          - There she is!         485 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,984      (Astrid): And sometimes         out of nowhere, supported.   486 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,285                Hi.                             - Hi.              487 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:14,987            - Thank you                 for your note today.       488 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,622       It really helped me.       489 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:21,126         - I came up with              a mascot for Toronto's                 World Cup.            490 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:23,128         It's a goose with                  a diaper on.           491 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,264       - It's a work of art.                - Thank you.           492 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,932       How was bike riding?       493 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,536   - Great, I climbed up a tree       and tried out some dogs.     494 00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,071          - You tried out                    some dogs?            495 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,773            - You know,                    for the future.         496 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,675            - I see...                       Great job.            497 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,611   - How was your presentation?     - Oh, they were really horny                for it.             498 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,880          - That's great.                        Hi.               499 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,616    (James): I kind of feel like    I should have a final thought            on confidence.         500 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,418      (Astrid): Maybe stronger       to just let the moment sit.   501 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,388       (James): I'm confident               you're right.                    (Astrid): Boo.         502 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,661        Guess you could say             I was... dialled-in.       503 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,962            (laughing)            504 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,864    - I could do some animals.      - Yeah, yeah. Let's have it.   505 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,866    - You're all very familiar              with my crow.                     (screeches)           506 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,169       - Look at your card,               now hand it back.        507 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,238       And close your eyes.                 - Okay, okay.          508 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:08,207         - Open your eyes.        509 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:09,908       Where's the card at?       510 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,811       - Okay, well there's              two kinds of dogs.        511 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,580    There's the dogs that bark               like this,            512 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:15,747           (dry barking)          513 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,250                or,                    (high-pitched barking)      514 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,718    - My name's Rappin' Daddy,    515 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,388        and I'm here to say              that I like rappin'               in the Daddy way.        516 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:26,158     I do laundry, and dishes,          and gettin' kids fed.      517 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,727          End of the day,              puttin' suckers to bed.     518 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,330         A parent all day              and a parent all night,     519 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,599      and sometimes I wonder           if I'm doing it right.      520 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,335           And that's...             honestly, the hardest part.   521 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,571             Is the...                    The doubt of it.         522 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,441         And wondering if             I'm ruining a young life.    523 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:47,179    And give it up for Astrid,             my lovely wife!         524 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,248               Whoa!              525 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,177        Subtitling: difuze