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         (wine burbles)         

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         - There you go.        

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      (gentle music plays)      

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             - Okay.            
             - Ooh!             

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      - Oh, oh, oh! I see.      
           (chuckles)           

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      - Okay, here's to us.     

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          - We did it.          

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      - Just the two of us,     
      some tasty cocktails.     

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    - Mine's got smoke in it.   
      - How badass are you?     

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   - Hmm. You know who'd love   
    that smoke thing? Felix.    

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  - Oh! Rrr! Remember our deal? 
       - Yes, sorry. Yes.       

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   No, no, no. We're not gonna  
      talk about the kids.      

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       - And we love them,      
    they're great, but we go    

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      on and on about them      
 like they're the Royal Family. 

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       - Yes. One evening       
   without talking about kids.  

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          - Thank you.          
        - Comin' up. Hmm.       

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             - So...            

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            Go ahead.           
    - Go ahead, me go ahead?    

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             - Yeah.            
      - Okay, that's um...      

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(Astrid): When you're a parent, 
          it's not like         

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      your kids are the only    
      topic of conversation.    

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     (James): It's just that    
  sometimes, it's hard to think 

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  of anything else to talk about
     that you haven't already   

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talked about since having kids. 

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            - Oh, no.           
             - Huh?             

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      - Look at these two.      
          - Oh, my God.         

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    - So sad! Like strangers.   

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 - Yeah, just a couple of husks.
              - Oh!             

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        - Out for a bite.       
             - Aww!             

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             (sighs)            
           - Good one.          

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             - Yeah.            
            (mumbles)           

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  - So, do you think they wash  
 these tablecloths every night? 

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 - Oh, probably a lot of laundry
      in a place like this.     

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       - A lot of laundry.      
        - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.       

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    - Hello, my name is Gwen.   
            - Oh, hi.           

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   - And I am genuinely happy   
 to be serving you this evening.

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   - How is your night going?   

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       - Um, pretty good.       
      Thank you for asking.     

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      - Yeah? You got a lot     
     of interesting tables?     

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  Any-any funny, funny patrons? 

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  - I'm sure you've got stories 
     working in a restaurant    

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   like this. Can you imagine?  
         (James laughs)         

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        - Not really, no.       
      It's quite peaceful.      

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Although, our owner did bring in
   their kids once which was--  

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          - No, no, no.         
       - Not-not helpful.       

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  (Gwen): Okay. Just leave you  
      with the menus then.      

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   (Astrid): Okay, thank you.   

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          (light music)         

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 - And here are your appetizers.

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           - Alright.           
           - Oh, wow!           

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        - Split pea soup        

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      with a sourdough dust     
     and Yorkshire ham foam.    

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           - Ham foam.          
  Wow, it's like a pork latte.  

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     - What part of the pig     
    does the foam come from?    

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       - I think the top.       

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       Bon appétit. Enjoy.      

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          - All right.          
       - Okay, here we go.      

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          (both slurp)          

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   Wow, it's actually amazing.  

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  - Right? I mean, it is crazy  

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     how much pork they pack    
       into that ham foam!      

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     - Unbelievable. So uh,     
    anything happen at work?    

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   - Yes, an interesting thing  
           did happen           

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   and I have a story about it  
    that you are gonna love.    

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    - That's perfect for what   
  we're doing, talking. Begin.  

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 - Whew. So, I'm sending emails 

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       to a yogurt company,     
         and I was like,        

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  "Boosh, crushed those emails. 

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   My work is done for the day. 

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      I am just gonna chill     
   until it's time to go home." 

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        (Astrid): You said      
        that to yourself?       

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        (James): And then,      
         Ennis was like,        

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         "Ooh, actually,        

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        we have a meeting       
        with Marla later."      

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He doesn't know what it's about,
      all he knows is like,     

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      "Ooh, I got a new app     
       where you order food     

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    and then date the delivery  
      person, or whatever."     

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       So, Marla comes in,      
         and she's like,        

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  "Roar, roar, roar. I'm Marla."

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     She stands in the middle   
   of the office and she goes-- 

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      (hands clap quickly)      
      "Attention everybody!     

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     The rep from Fintekoaly    
         wants a meeting        

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   to discuss metadata and how  
    it can get more customers   

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      to buy more groceries.    

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       And I need everybody     
    at the top of their game.   

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        Roar, roar, roar."      
          And I'm like,         

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     "Marla, you can go ahead   
      and call me a murderer    

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   because I'm gonna kill it."  

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             (laughs)           
     And she-she liked that.    

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         She's a big fan.       
       And she says to me,      

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     "James... You, I trust.    

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         You... I trust!        

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    This is the biggest, most   
                             imd

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     and I need you to check    
          and make sure         

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     there's enough coffee."    

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         So, Ennis and I        
        get to the kitchen      

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         and I realize...       
             (gasps)            

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       ...there is no mugs      
      in the cupboard. None.    

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     (Astrid): You're talking   
     like that's a big deal.    

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      So, I'm gonna pretend     
       like it is for now.      

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  (James): Marla wanted coffee. 
       Coffee goes in mugs.     

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      There's no clean mugs.    
    We gotta clean those mugs!  

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        - Sorry, I'm just       
      glancing at the menu.     

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       - So, Beth comes in      
         and she's like,        

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    "The dishwasher's broken."  
             (gasps).           

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        "Dun, dun, dun..."      

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       She goes on to like,     
                           blam,

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        but all I hear is,      
         "My name is Beth       

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   and I never rinse my plates. 

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       I put in full meals      
   and cruddy cutlery in there  

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   'cause I was raised by a...  

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     group of surly wolves."    

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   And everybody in the office  
            is like...          

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     (together): What are we    
           gonna do?!           

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         (James): "Oh no.       
         Are you gonna...       

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          What are we...        
        How do we... oh!"       

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    And I see this dishwasher,  
    and I go, "You know what?   

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   I can fix that dishwasher."  

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    And I pull that dishwasher  
        away from the wall      

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   and I see this hose has got  
      a little crink on it.     

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       And I take two hands     
           on that hose         

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   and I smooth out that crink. 

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       (coworkers gasping)      
   (coworker): Look at that...  

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    (James): Dishwasher fixed.  
              By me.            

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              Boom!             

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        (coworkers cheer)       
     Story you haven't heard.   

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        So, double boom!        

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         (clears throat)        
     - Why did you not just     

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   wash the mugs in the sink?   

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  - Why can't you just be proud 
    of the thing that I did?    

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   - It was a lot of build up.  
  You should have started with, 

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    "I fixed the dishwasher,"   
    and then, just called it.   

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     - Okay, you know what?     
  It's very easy to be a critic 

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   when you're not being brave  
    and bravely going first.    

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          - I'm sorry,          
      you're the brave one?     

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  You're the brave one, James?! 
           - I mean--           

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     - You're the brave one!    
            (laughs)            

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    Do you remember when you    
   thought there was a burglar  

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          in the yard?          

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     I was up rocking Morris.   

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- Yeah, no, you said a kid name.
      - Damn it! I mean...      

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       I was rocking out,       

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      as I often do, alone,     
      in the dead of night.     

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        Then you came down      
         all freaked out.       

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     You were like, "I heard    
      scary noises outside."    

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     - Um... I was alert...     

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  and ready to protect our home.

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  It was you who was all like,  

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     "Oh! Oh, my God, what if   
   it's a murderer in the shed? 

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      Because I never, ever     
       close the shed door.     

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     It's actually crazy how    
       I forget to close it     

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        like, every time.       
         Save me, James!"       

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      - Well, then we heard     
        the noise again.        

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          (clattering)          
    And it was getting closer.  

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    So you were stress eating,  
       and you were saying,     

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        "A-doi, should we       
         call the cops?"        

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     - I was casually eating    
       a tub of ice cream,      

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   and I said, "Should we yell  
        into the backyard       

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that we called the cops to like,
   scare them away? Cool move." 

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     (Astrid): I bravely went   
         to the back door       

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         to check it out.       
     Then we both freaked out   

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           (stomping)           
   ...because there was a noise 

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          in the house.         

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     (tense music building)     

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      Oh no. Yeah, I forgot     

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      the little detectives     
          got involved.         

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       (tense music plays)      

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   The detectives were like...  

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         (siren wailing)        
   "What are you talking about? 

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      Why would you pretend     
        to be the police?"      

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  "Who are you trying to scare? 

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   Is the red ghost involved?"  

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    - Stop. Stop, stop, stop,   
   you can't just replace kids  

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with detectives and then pretend
  we're not talking about kids. 

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          - All right,          
      I can skip that part.     

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    - No, you can't skip that   
'cause the-the story has more...

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        detectives in it.       
    The noise was an opossum    

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   and Viv wanted to keep it.   
     - Oh, no. We're boring!    

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              - No.             
     - We've become boring.     

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 - How dare you? How very dare. 
 - No, we are the boring parents

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   that just have cute stories  
 about their kids to talk about,

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   like when Viv made friends   
         with the tree.         

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  - No, no, we are not boring.  
       They're the boring.      

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      (uproarious laughter)     
         - Look at that!        

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         That's way more        
      interesting than us!      

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      - I don't wanna look.     
    Look, here's the problem,   

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       the problem is that      
     we need to do something    

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 that's story worthy, and then--
             - Okay.            

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  - ... when we talk about it,  
         it'll be fresh!        

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    - Will you be joining us    
    tonight for main courses?   

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       - Here's something.      
             - Idea.            

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      - We'll have whatever     
   the chef wants to make us.   

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    - She'd love to make you    
    something from the menu.    

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         - The specials.        
  We never heard the specials.  

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  We don't know what they are,  
    and we don't wanna know.    

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             - Hoo!             
         - Two specials.        

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       - So, two specials.      
          Now just FYI          

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     for my favourite table,    

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 we are having a bit of trouble 
      with our dishwasher.      

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         (Astrid gasps)         
      So, we are backed up      

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         in the kitchen.        
 - Trouble with the dishwasher, 

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         you say? James?        
           - Aha, yes.          

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      Well, you have the...     

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     you have the dishwasher    
           whisperer.           

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         (Astrid laughs)        
      - Is it true, though?     

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             - Huh?             

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     - Are you a dishwasher     
           whisperer?           

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       - James, we are in       
       do-something mode.       

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    You better go over there    
        and do something!       

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          Go on, James!         
        - You know what?        

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   Take me to your dishwasher.  
      - Woo! There he goes.     

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  - Okay, dishwasher whisperer. 
       - I'm just walking       

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       in this direction.       
      - Yeah, just to your      
    right there. Absolutely.    

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        - That's my man!        
     (James): Just doin' it!    

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         - I'm confused.        

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   - The dishwasher was a guy.  

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        They were having        
       trouble with a guy.      

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    - Did you try to fix him?   

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        - He did not want       
        to talk with me.        

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    He's... was going through   
      some personal stuff.      

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    - What took you so long?    

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   - I did some of the dishes.  
           - James...           

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    - I'm sorry. Can we just    
      talk about the kids?      

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              - No!             
   - I don't care. Who cares?   

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 We'll just talk about the kids!
       - I think I'm gonna      

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have to go nuclear. Now, listen,

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      I have something that     
   I'm not supposed to share.   

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             (gasps)            
         It's a secret.         

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            - What?!            
       - It's about Dawn.       

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- Oh, I'm ready. Please tell me.

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  - I will tell you everything. 
        After the break.        

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             - What?            
      - The bathroom break      

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       I'm about to take.       
       I really gotta go.       

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       - Yeah, she got me.      

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              Hmm.              
     - So, you know the old,    

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  boring couple from the booth? 
     - Uh, Milquetoast Mike     

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       and Beige Barbara?       
      - They're having sex      

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        in the bathroom.        
 - They're what? They're what?! 

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 No. They're trying to outdo us.
  - They've already outdone us. 

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 What do we have, two new drinks
    with probably dumb names?   

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      - This Buffalo Nipple     
          is delicious          

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        and I ordered us        
 new cocktails 'cause I thought 

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    we'd want drinks when you   
   tell me the-the Dawn story.  

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      - Oh. Oh yeah, okay,      
  so it's a Dawn and Bo story.  

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             (gasps)            
          - Oh, my God,         

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       is Bo leaving Dawn?      
   Wait, don't tell me. Wait.   

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     Is it Dawn leaving Bo?     
      Wait, don't tell me,      

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       has Corey been dead      
         the whole time?        

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       - Two good guesses       
  and one great movie, but no.  

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   Okay, so everybody at work   
 was going for Vietnamese tacos 

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     or vegetarian seafood,     
      and I was like, pass!     

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        But I was hungry,       

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        so I called Dawn        
   to see if she was at work.   

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        - Get her to buy        
        you lunch. Smart.       

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   - No, I wanted to make sure  
        Dawn was at work        

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        because I wanted        
       to raid her fridge.      

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So, there I am. I'm goin' at it 
      with the fancy olives,    

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     the leftover Wagyu beef,   
   these pastries with cheese.  

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(James): Yeah, Bo's goat cheese 
      and cranberry parcels.    

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          (Astrid): Ooh!        
  (James): They are to die for. 

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(Astrid): To die for! And I hear
      a noise from upstairs.    

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   It's Bo, but like, moaning.  

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        (distant moaning)       
      And at first, I think,    

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           "Is he hurt?         
   Did he slip in the shower?"  

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      But there's something     
        about the moaning.      

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     (James): No, thank you!    

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   (Astrid): Yeah, so I'm about 
         to bolt, right,        

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         but then, I see        
      two empty wine glasses    

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           on the table         
    and clothes on the floor.   

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     (James): Please tell me    
      they were not strewn.     

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       (Astrid): They were      
         totally strewn.        

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    - Bo is cheating on Dawn?   

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 Could you tell by the clothes, 
           who it was?          

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   - Well, the clothes didn't   
   look like they were Dawn's,  

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  but then again, I didn't have 
  two little detectives with me 

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   running DNA samples, James.  

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     - Don't bring them up.     
        What did you do?        

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    - I texted Dawn and I said  
      I need to talk to her     

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     and it was an emergency.   

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          (tense music)         

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   So, there I am in the park,  
  waiting for my beloved sister,

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      wondering how the hell    
    I'm gonna tell her that--   

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     (James): Where'd you get   
            the chips?          

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  (Astrid): Chips? I didn't say 
         I had any chips.       

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     (James): Oh, I was just    
    picturing you with chips.   

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         Sorry, I-I guess       
    I'm just hungry. Go ahead.  

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     (Astrid): So, then, Dawn   
     shows up. And I'm like,    

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    "There's something I have   
      to tell you about Bo."    

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  But before I can get into it, 
     she goes off about how,    

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     "Oh... oh, I'm so lucky    
   to have such an open-minded  

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  and loving husband who's such 
   a good dad to our weird son. 

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And we're so rich and our house 
       smells like a store      

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   and blah, blah, blah, blah." 
  Then she starts talking about 

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  how good Bo is in bed, saying,

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        "Oh, our sex life       
      has never been better.    

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       We're doing it like,     
          twice a day."         

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  (James): Ugh, with each other?

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(Astrid): So, I'm sitting there 
  listening to her fawn over Bo 

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  and my heart is just breaking.
   I'm barely eating my chips.  

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(James): Ah! You did have chips.

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  (Astrid): Finally, she's like,
     "Sorry, anytime someone    

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  brings up my Bo, I just can't 
   shut the hell up about him.  

303
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,426
      But you have Bo news?"    

304
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,496
        But I-I-I couldn't      
    bring myself to tell her.   

305
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:04,630
    (James): What did you do?   

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00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,932
          (Astrid): I...        
       told her that you...     

307
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,969
"James lost the beautiful pants 
    that Bo crocheted for him.  

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       And said he cried."      

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00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:13,906
  (James): What?! Why would you 
            say that?           

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       I dropped those off      
        at a cat shelter.       

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    Why did you say I cried?!   

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00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,545
         - I'm so sorry         
  and I'm-I'm also sorry that-- 

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         Bo will make you       
          a second pair.        

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         (ominous music)        

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   So, I go back to the house.  

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00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:26,652
        And what do I see?      

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00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,188
        Bo and one of his       
           old floozies         

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   from his crocheting company. 

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           (James): Ah!         
    (Astrid): And so, I start   

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         laying into Bo.        

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  "Listen, you patchouli huffing
          pseudo-hippie,        

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      you flip-flop wearing     
         grandma humper,        

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how dare you cheat on my sister!
          How dare you!"        

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     (James): Yes, how dare!    
           I love this!         

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        (Astrid): Oh, oh,       
         I was going off.       

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I was literally about to tackle 
        Bessie or Gertrude      

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       or whatever the hell     
          her name was,         

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       when Dawn comes in,      
   she starts holding me back!  

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     She's like, "Oh, my God!   
       Don't attack Myrtle!     

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      She's got crummy bones    
    from being 400 years old."  

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        And I'm going, uh,      
        "FYI, your husband      

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  thinks those bones are great. 

333
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,957
   That's why he's jumping them 
    in the middle of the day!"  

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     (James): Ooh! Ya burnt!    

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          (Astrid): Bo,         
      clueless as ever goes,    
   "I never jumped on Myrtle."  

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     (James): Barf. Hate it.    
     (Astrid): Myrtle's like,   

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   "She means we're having sex. 
            Dumbass."           

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     Now, Bo's all flustered    
  and I go, "Ah, ha, ha! Ha, ha!

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    She admits it!" But then,   
     the old lady freaks out,   

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"If I had a knife, I'd cut you. 

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   You're a liar and a thief!"  

342
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,685
I look at Dawn for some support,

343
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,955
and she's laughing her butt off,
          "Ha-ha-ha-ha!         

344
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,957
       Oh, like, how droll?     

345
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:40,159
        You snuck in here       
     to eat our bougie snacks   

346
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,994
         like a peasant,        
       and the whole time,      

347
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,930
       Bo and I were like,      
    fully upstairs having sex.  

348
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,766
   And you assumed it was like, 
           Mrs. Claus,          

349
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,034
        and came back here      
       to defend my honour?     

350
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,471
        That's hilarious!       
       Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!"     

351
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,573
  It made me wanna break things!
        (glass shatters)        

352
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,178
       - I'm so confused.       
- Dawn lied about being at work.

353
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,479
             - Yeah.            
   - Because she didn't wanna   

354
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:01,781
       have lunch with me.      
            - Right.            

355
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,416
        - Because she was       
         in the Bo zone.        

356
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:07,453
    - But I don't understand    
      why that's a secret?      

357
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,421
      - The secret is why.      

358
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:13,993
They're trying for another baby.
      - What?! No. Really?      

359
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,729
     - Yes. And they're even    
       sending Corey away       

360
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,998
    to Swiss boarding school    
     so they have more time.    

361
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,499
            - What?!            
          (stammering)          

362
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,934
      This is so exciting!      

363
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,736
       Our night of blasé       
      conversation is over      

364
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,105
        and now it's just       
      a rollercoaster ride      

365
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,773
        to fun mountain.        

366
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,142
             (gasps)            
 - All right, your main courses.

367
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,478
          - Here we go.         
     (Gwen): There you are.     

368
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,214
 (Astrid): This is the special? 

369
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,283
     - Yeah, market chicken     
    and seasonal vegetables.    

370
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,785
     Would you care for some    
      fresh ground pepper?      

371
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,887
      - I don't understand      
     how this is a special?     

372
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,989
         There's nothing        
       special about this.      

373
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:47,193
      - Ooh, that's funny,      
    I didn't see you try it.    

374
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:51,764
  And last I checked, you know, 
     flavour and mouth feel     

375
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,465
  happen when you ate the food. 

376
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,669
   So, how about that pepper?   

377
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,571
        - We'll take all        
      the help we can get.      

378
00:13:58,637 --> 00:13:59,972
       (grinder crunches)       

379
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,676
 - You know, keep an open mind. 
   The chicken is very subtle.  

380
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,647
         - Well, so much        
        for fun mountain.       

381
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:12,351
         (couple laughs)        

382
00:14:15,287 --> 00:14:17,389
        - I think I have        
     to go to the bathroom.     

383
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,959
            - So, go.           
      - You wanna join me?      

384
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,162
       - Oh, what, really?      
             - Hmm?             

385
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,497
             - Well.            
            - Mm-hmm.           

386
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,036
            (sniffs)            

387
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,251
     - I'm sorry about that.    

388
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,119
        - Don't be sorry.       
     It was gross in there.     

389
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,622
      - I'm just a bed guy,     
         I think. Right?        

390
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:51,123
      - How did they do it?     

391
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,860
            (groans)            
  - I don't know but they look  

392
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,295
      like the kinda people     
     who'd love to tell us.     

393
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,264
     - Maybe we should just     
      get the bill and go.      

394
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,599
    - Hey, what's happening?    
    We're having a night out.   

395
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,234
      Who cares if we don't     
       do something crazy       

396
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,770
  or if we talk about the kids? 

397
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,572
       - I just hear like,      
    the young idiots at work    

398
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,807
     talk about their lives     
        and their drama,        

399
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:12,544
      and sometimes I miss      
    the story that's just us.   

400
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,880
 - Well, there's nothing more us
        than those kids.        

401
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,448
 They're literally a mix of us. 

402
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,684
         - Yeah, I know.        
   They're all we talk about.   

403
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,020
          - So? I mean,         
      all Ennis talks about     

404
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,289
     is the women he dates.     
  All Marla talks about is work 

405
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:26,859
  and fantasy TV. All your mom  
 talks about is how people died.

406
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,160
            (laughs)            
             - Yeah,            

407
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,461
    that's her love language.   

408
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,196
 - Well, let's just keep talkin'
            about 'em           

409
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,565
   until we're very, very old.  

410
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:36,001
      - Yeah, and I'm gonna     
   have a new niece or nephew   

411
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,303
   to talk about before then.   

412
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,204
       - Me too! New niece      
   and nephew for both of us.   

413
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,740
    - You only hang out with    
 my family because you love me. 

414
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,642
      - I love your family.     

415
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,644
        I went to Corey's       
  theremin recital without you. 

416
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,314
   I shopped for Bo's birthday  
    present with your sister.   

417
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,816
     Your mom and I hung out    
     at the office one time.    

418
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,452
   I went to Corey's theremin   
      recital without you.      

419
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,288
        - Did you say you       
      hung out with my mom?     

420
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,090
           - Oh. Um...          

421
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:01,260
    Yeah, isn't that a thing    
        I ever told you?        

422
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,962
      - Refresh my memory?      

423
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:05,564
    - So, I was having coffee   
          with your mom         

424
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,533
        and she's going on      
     about her friend Gloria,   

425
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,635
      who was buried alive,     

426
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,337
      or her arms fell off,     
          or something.         

427
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,840
   But she did say that Gloria  
    had taken magic mushrooms   

428
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,676
       and had this really      
      meaningful experience.    

429
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,546
    And she was kinda dancing   
    around it, and I was like,  

430
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:24,149
           "Uh, Nisha,          
   do you wanna do mushrooms?"  

431
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,453
And she was like, "I kinda do." 

432
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,321
      But she also swore me     
           to secrecy,          

433
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,423
        like I could never      
        tell you or Dawn.       

434
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,058
  - Because she's a hypocrite.  

435
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,794
 She hammered us so hard as kids
       to say no to drugs.      

436
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,063
      McGruff the Crime Dog     
       was the entertainer      

437
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,398
    at Dawn's ninth birthday.   

438
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,700
 - Wow. Anyway, I go to somebody

439
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,835
     with a little bit more     
           experience           

440
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,636
 about this kinda thing, Ennis, 

441
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:47,306
           but he goes,         
   "Ooh, I haven't done shrooms 

442
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,508
    since the fire department   
          had to pull me        

443
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,111
       out of a cherry tree     
          in High Park."        

444
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,413
        But then, I feel        
     a hand on my shoulder,     

445
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,647
       a voice in my ear.       

446
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,850
"Looking for a little ego death?

447
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,587
        'Cause Mama knows       
    the way to Smurf village."  

448
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,822
            - Marla?!           
           (laughing)           

449
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,025
     - Marla, right? Marla!     

450
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,394
       So, one night when       
  you were away with the kids,  

451
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,562
         Marla invited us       
        to come to Gero's.      

452
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,197
     - You did it at Gero's?    

453
00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:14,867
        - Gero's is kinda       
        Marla's sanctuary.      

454
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,903
      So, she acts as like,     
  the guide for the whole thing.

455
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,173
       She made us this tea     
      and she was all like,     

456
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,809
    "I micro-dose all the time  
             at work.           

457
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,211
    It keeps the rage at bay.   

458
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:29,281
          Tell Mr. Gero,        
    I'll kill ya! Bottoms up!"  

459
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,051
         (gentle music)         

460
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,722
      But this, this was no     
   micro-dose. It was like...   

461
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,123
     (hazy electronic music)    

462
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,325
  (James): "I'm trippin' balls, 
              man."             

463
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,127
        "Life is infinity.      

464
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:45,030
          Death happens,        
      but life never stops."    

465
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,799
        (music continues)       

466
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,946
      Anyway, at one point,     
          your mom and I        

467
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,916
were just looking at each other 
        intently for like,      

468
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,086
       a really long time.      
          And she says,         

469
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:09,054
"I see the future in your eyes. 

470
00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,824
   I see you and I see Astrid,  

471
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,826
     and I see the children,    
        and you're happy.       

472
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,095
     And the world is right.    

473
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,163
        And I'm at peace."      

474
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,635
    - So, you told me a story   
       about a dishwasher       

475
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,638
   when you had a story about   
   doing shrooms with my mom?   

476
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:30,709
    - The point is, my love,    

477
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,945
that family is not what stops us

478
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,215
   from new, exciting stories.  
  They're our greatest source.  

479
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,817
          - Hmm. Yeah.          

480
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,020
   We can still make exciting   
      things happen for us.     

481
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:44,089
             - Hmm.             
            - Like...           

482
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:47,292
    I mean, I don't feel like   
 paying for this crappy dinner. 

483
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,661
             Do you?            
         - Well, either,        

484
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,363
     I mean, you pay for it     
        or I pay for it.        

485
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,398
     It's the same account,     
  so I'm not sure what we're--  

486
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,534
    - No, no, I mean, like...   

487
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,469
      maybe we shouldn't...     

488
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,673
  - Oh you're... you're talking 
about a dine and dash situation?

489
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,876
           - Hmm? Hmm?          

490
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:08,046
- Okay. Uh... yeah. Let's do it.

491
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:09,581
          - What?! No!          
             - Yeah.            

492
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,116
          - Seriously?          
        - Come on, baby.        

493
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:14,286
         We're bad boys.        
  We're like Bonnie and Clyde.  

494
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,188
   - Well, they killed people   
        and robbed banks.       

495
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,623
         - Right, right,        
      but we're Hamburglar      

496
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,024
     and Hamburglar's wife.     

497
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,226
 Or Hamburglar and her husband. 

498
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:22,861
            - James!            
        - Yeah, no, okay,       

499
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,796
       just start the car       
  and I'll meet you out front.  

500
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,965
       - Oh, my God, okay.      
     - Yeah, it's happening.    

501
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,734
         - Wait, really?        
            - Mm-hmm.           

502
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,270
  Just play cool. Play it cool. 
           (whistles)           

503
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,038
      - Are we doing this?      
       - Yeah, yeah, yeah.      

504
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,540
          - Oh, my God.         
    - There you go, breathe.    

505
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,241
     (Astrid clears throat)     
   - And make a break for it.   

506
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,377
          - Here I go.          
        - Love you, baby.       

507
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,446
              - Ah!             

508
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:43,949
    - Hey, sorry, excuse me.    

509
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,584
           Can I pay?           
      - Oh yeah, for sure.      

510
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,085
      (Astrid): To have kids    
           with someone         

511
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,221
        is to have a topic      
    of conversation for life.   

512
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,889
    (James): Not that you have  
     to talk about your kids.   

513
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,558
       To quote Mark Twain,     
   "If you have nothing to say, 

514
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,193
          say nothing."         
   (Astrid): Yeah, but to quote 

515
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,361
  Shania Twain, "Let's give 'em 
    something to talk about."   

516
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,896
       (James): That is not     
       a Shania Twain song.     

517
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,665
    What are you even saying?   
                             (Ag

518
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,301
   cool stuff for the stories.  
      We should go to Vegas!    

519
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,369
    (James): Let's definitely   
          talk about it.        

520
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,405
      - Wow, thanks so much     
          for the tip!          

521
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,474
     Hmm. Guess they really     
      liked that ham foam.      

522
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,412
   - I don't know. I think so.  

523
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,746
      - Of course they are.     

524
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,515
       - Where're you even      
     getting shrooms, Marla?    

525
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,783
   - I don't buy drugs, James.  

526
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,318
  This is my own special blend  

527
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,753
      of magic and mayhem.      

528
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,555
 - Ooh, that mayhem have a name?

529
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:27,059
 Like the... Wizard's Nightcap. 

530
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,329
   - Or it's gotta be weirder   
   and more random than that.   

531
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,931
     Blue Bubble Dog Walker.    

532
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,133
  - Hmm. Derek's Silver Honda.  

533
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,135
     - Mashed Potato Sunset.    

534
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,570
    - The Devil's Side Salad.   

535
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,472
- Yeah, that's pretty good, or--

536
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:43,742
    - The Devil's Side Salad.   

537
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,579
      - Works for me, yeah.     
       - That works. Yeah.      

538
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,682
              (♪♪)              

539
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,382
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