1 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:06,973 - Done! 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,009 - Oh, heard you like clothes. 3 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:11,011 - What? There's more? 4 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:13,480 Okay, we need to pick one outfit 5 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,548 and stick to it, like a cartoon character. 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,617 - Or we need to bring back the toga. 7 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:19,085 It was all you needed. 8 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,621 - Felix, use a plate and utensils. 9 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,856 - C'mon. 10 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:24,290 - Not on the couch! 11 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,393 - Oh, not on the clean pile. 12 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:29,329 - I'll go get a plate. 13 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,964 (Astrid): Buying clothes used to be so simple. 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,199 If an outfit looked good and was affordable, you got it. 15 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:35,201 (James): But with kids you have to consider other things. 16 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,137 Like, will stains wash out of this? 17 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,506 And will this hide stains? 18 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:42,809 Kids are so messy it would make more sense to wrap them in paper towel everyday. 19 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,878 (Astrid): Instead, you buy cheap clothes and hope 20 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:47,447 they last long enough to pass down to the next adorable slob. 21 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,150 (James): Which works great! Until your kids care how they look. 22 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,451 - Those are my pants! 23 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:52,819 - Yeah, well, they don't fit you anymore. 24 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,021 - So, Janice's clothes don't fit her. 25 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,423 And she's a beauty. 26 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:59,359 (Astrid): Once they start voicing their opinions 27 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,194 like you foolishly encourage them to do, 28 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,196 you're in trouble. 29 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,804 - I'm amazed that Viv brought home all her lunch containers and lids. 30 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,173 - This says "Henry." 31 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,075 She brought home another kid's stuff. 32 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,643 - Uh, Felix... 33 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,278 What are you doing, laundry? 34 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:19,279 - First time. 35 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:20,880 I woke up with a nosebleed. 36 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,583 My pajamas and pillow were all bloody. 37 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,852 - Do you even know how to get blood out of clothes? 38 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,454 - Extra hot wash and extra hot dry. 39 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,756 - Okay, so you don't know. - Nope, that's not how you do it. 40 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,858 - And I know you hate wasting water, 41 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,593 so I washed all my clothes. 42 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:36,663 - Felix, you shrunk everything. 43 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:39,265 - That's okay. I needed new clothes. 44 00:01:39,332 --> 00:01:41,668 - No, you don't just get a new wardrobe anytime you want. 45 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:44,504 Are you kidding? Next time you want to do laundry or grow, 46 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:45,972 you need to talk to us first. 47 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,174 - Okay, okay, okay. Maybe these will fit Viv. 48 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:49,676 - Not my style, crocodile. 49 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:50,810 - Um... 50 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,479 Hello, what's with the top? 51 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,814 - What? I saw this on a TV show, 52 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:56,683 in a book, and on the iPad. 53 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,585 - Okay, let's just pull it on down. 54 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:00,553 (sighing) C'mon, guys. 55 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,554 Let's get to school. 56 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,156 - I don't have anything else to wear. 57 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:06,593 - Okay, why don't you wear that suit that Dawn Auntie gave you 58 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,161 for Corey's Montessori graduation. 59 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:09,462 - Okay. 60 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:13,066 - Can I shrink my shirt like Felix? 61 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,968 - That's a hard no. 62 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,936 (happy jingle) 63 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,074 - Yeah, but that's part of the fun. 64 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,076 Chill berry, you know what I mean? Ice berry. 65 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,044 - I don't think it's a berry at all. 66 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,147 (sinister tone) 67 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:30,016 - Marla... 68 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,518 What a reveal. 69 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:34,053 - Like my new sweat jacket? 70 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,588 - Not used to seeing you in your civvies, Marla. 71 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:40,126 - Mr. Gero met with the top brass from Fintekoaly, 72 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,395 and I wanted to eavesdrop without drawing attention. 73 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,899 - Just a pedestrian taking a stroll through a private business. 74 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:49,235 - I always thought that Gero's should provide branded hoodies for the staff. 75 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,371 That'd be nice. Also, it's freezing in here. 76 00:02:51,437 --> 00:02:54,107 - Yes! I have to wear an undershirt just to keep my nipples at bay. 77 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,609 - That's genius. - Right? I mean, look, it really helps. 78 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,913 - Not your stupid nipples, James. The branded clothing. 79 00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:03,416 We could sell a whole line of discount Baggies Buys clothing. 80 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,152 - I don't know. Fast fashion is an ugly business. 81 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:09,222 - I agree. Let's not exploit a developing country for their cheap labour. 82 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:12,325 - No, I was saying the clothes are ugly and the quality sucks. 83 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,327 Here, feel my sleeve. - No. 84 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:17,497 - I shook the hand of the Italian tailor who made this. 85 00:03:17,564 --> 00:03:20,066 - James is right. You can't make a buck in the garment biz 86 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,801 without the woke police all over your ass. 87 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,937 - I did not say that at all. 88 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:26,172 - But generating new lucrative revenue streams 89 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,408 is a surefire way to prove to Mr. Gero 90 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:31,077 and those Fintekoaly creeps that this department 91 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,680 will not be replaced by robots. 92 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,184 - Marla, I really don't think the robots are coming for us. 93 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,320 - You sound crazy, James. 94 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,055 Okay, let's run with this idea. 95 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:45,124 I need an ethical loophole, pronto! 96 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,227 - Okay, we're on it, Marla. 97 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,530 - C'mon, we ain't doing that. 98 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,567 - Morris made this for you in daycare. 99 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,302 - This is a forgery. - Yeah. 100 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,905 - Recycling bin. - Agreed. 101 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:01,841 - I need a drink. 102 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,109 - Hello there, Mr. Business. 103 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,577 How was school? 104 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,346 - All the big kids made fun of me 105 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:08,581 and the little kids thought I was a teacher. 106 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,416 I need normal clothes. 107 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:13,453 - I'm on it. Snaps N' Zippers is having a big online sale. 108 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:14,821 (clears throat) 109 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:17,557 - Don't you think we should be buying those from a store 110 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,958 that's a little bit more conscientious? 111 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,793 - We should. But it's expensive. 112 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,328 And he ruined all his clothes. 113 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,764 So, the planet is going to have to take one for the team. 114 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,100 - What about Dawn? Doesn't she buy Corey's clothes from stores like that? 115 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,002 I mean, what about some ethically sourced hand-me-downs? 116 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,770 - James, I've been shopping for half an hour. 117 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:34,173 You want me to now go to my rich sister's and beg for scraps, again? 118 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,576 - She might offer to make us dinner and we don't have to cook... 119 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,811 - Felix, get your sister. We're going to Dawn Auntie's. 120 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:39,779 - Okay. 121 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:42,315 (upbeat music) 122 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:43,383 - Yeah... 123 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,051 Oh, that's a nice shirt. 124 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,786 I wish I could wear a white shirt. 125 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,355 Every time I do, the kids treat me like a human hand towel. 126 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,556 - That's a shame. 127 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,625 A crisp white shirt is my signature style. 128 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,028 At work, they call me "Crispy-D." 129 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,162 - They do? 130 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,530 - No. 131 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,365 - Thanks so much for dinner, guys. 132 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,134 I really hope we're not imposing. 133 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,103 - I'm sorry we didn't have more in the way of extra clothes for Felix. 134 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,506 - Well, if you're looking for sustainable clothing, 135 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:10,510 we buy everything for Corey at "Le Petit Chèvre Enjoué." 136 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,178 - Well, Le Petit is a little... 137 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,514 chi-chi for your tastes, no? 138 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,582 You usually shop at that big store 139 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,851 with all the bright colours and vanity sizing. 140 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,888 - I went in there once when I needed pants in a pinch. 141 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,923 You know I'm a size zero? 142 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,060 - We're just trying to be more conscientious consumers, is the thing. 143 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,062 - Yes, and I, personally, 144 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,830 don't feel that we're terrible people 145 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,565 because we choose to shop affordably. 146 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,100 We make up for it in other ways. 147 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,269 Like, washing sandwich bags and never going on vacation. 148 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,737 - And I think it's a little uncomfortable 149 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,572 that our kids' clothes are made by other kids. 150 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,674 - Well, some would say that's a very Western perspective. 151 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:44,344 Right, some would say that our culture 152 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,412 is too precious about children. 153 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,048 - Dad, I can't open my sparkling water. 154 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:50,883 The tab hurts my finger. 155 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:54,587 - Aww... Give it to Daddy, sweetheart. 156 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,456 Don't hurt your wittle fingey. 157 00:05:56,522 --> 00:05:58,124 There you go, darling. 158 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,726 (sighing) 159 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:04,430 - You guys want to hear this scary story? 160 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:05,431 - Yes! 161 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,633 - Woo! - Oh! 162 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,968 - Ho-ho-ho! 163 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,937 - Look, kids, it's crummy Santa. 164 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,672 (Astrid): Kids grow so fast 165 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,674 and clothes don't grow at all. It's a problem. 166 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,876 (James): You've got mere months before the kid clothes you bought 167 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,111 are useless and bound for the garbage. 168 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,979 - Really pays to have a neighbour 169 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,948 that's crazy enough to have more kids than us. 170 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:24,917 Rachel traded me all these hand-me-downs for a tetra pack of wine. 171 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:26,252 - Smells like soup and dogs. 172 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,955 - Felix, every family has their own smells. 173 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,690 Luckily, there's a network of parents 174 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,125 who are both needing more clothes 175 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:33,760 and wanting to get old clothes out of their house. 176 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,828 (James): And so our clothes get many second lives... 177 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,531 before inevitably polluting our precious but dying world. 178 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,733 (Astrid): You promised to keep it positive. 179 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,070 - I am not wearing that. 180 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,339 - Yeah, nobody is. Who gets this for their kids? 181 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,274 - It's actually very "on-brand" for Rachel. 182 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,276 Theoretically, I really shouldn't like her, 183 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,245 but ultimately, I very much do. 184 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:54,580 - A belly button shirt! 185 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,482 - What does "Girls are on fire" mean? 186 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:59,685 - It means girls can burn you and cook food? 187 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,020 I love it! 188 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,989 - I don't know about that, Viv. You're only six. 189 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,590 - Please! 190 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,392 - You know, I have a thing about belly buttons. 191 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,861 I just feel that they should be covered and protected. 192 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,229 - From what? 193 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,298 - The cold, predators... 194 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,901 from lions, lion predators. 195 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,636 (growling, laughing) 196 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:17,937 - What is this? 197 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,739 - Oh my God, that's someone's retainer. 198 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,741 - Okay. - Let's all go wash our hands. 199 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,476 - Yeah... 200 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:30,283 - You cleaning the house with a T-shirt? 201 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,551 - Yeah. 202 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,020 I have diverted some of Rachel's ruder hand-me-downs 203 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,722 from the landfill and turned them into rags. 204 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,292 - "The person beside me is stupid." 205 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:42,195 - Did you get any new rags from Snaps N' Zippers? 206 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,130 - Don't judge me. I went to a thrift place first, 207 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,933 but they wanted just as much for the old stuff as they did for the new and... 208 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,302 I could not justify that. - Could you justify it to Greta? 209 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,837 - However... - Just asking. 210 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,840 - ...I did find a few things at Snaps N' Zippers' 211 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,775 more eco-conscious line. 212 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,711 - Okay. - Pajama Joe, get over here. 213 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,414 - "Think'n Bout' It." 214 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,182 That's the name of this line. 215 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,551 - Hey, got you some new duds. 216 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,155 - Argh. - What? What's wrong? 217 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:12,124 - I can't wear this. I'm in grade five. 218 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,961 - You're ten. - These are so mid. 219 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:17,430 I'm not wearing them. - Felix! 220 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,599 What does mid mean? 221 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,067 - You're so old. 222 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,835 How would you like it if your mom 223 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,670 bought you clothes that you hated. 224 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,439 - Oh, that happened. All the time. 225 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,875 And I had to wear them because that's the way it works. 226 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:30,910 - Well, that sucks! 227 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:33,279 - You know what sucks means, right? 228 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,214 - Yeah! 229 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,950 - Hey. 230 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,319 Put these on. - Mom, 231 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,255 I really don't want to wear this kid stuff. 232 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,990 - Yeah, well, it's either that 233 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,791 or you go shopping in your PJ's. 234 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:47,827 - We're going shopping? 235 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,496 - You should look the way you want to look. 236 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,999 And I get that you're not a little guy anymore. 237 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,968 But you'll always be my little guy. 238 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,604 - Can we go to that skateboard store 239 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,139 with all the ripped stuff? 240 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,741 And those shirts with the mushrooms. 241 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:03,776 - Ahem. Uh-huh. 242 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,046 - There's always broken glass out front. 243 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,915 - Yeah, I know the one. 244 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,784 (glass clinking) 245 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,354 Well, I can't believe I'm about to say this, 246 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,957 but there's no way I'm paying good money for holes. 247 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,262 - Whoa, look at this. 248 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,597 These are cool. 249 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:27,233 - Felix, we were just given pants with rips in them. 250 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,502 Real rips that were earned. 251 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,771 - I want to wear stuff like this. 252 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:33,539 - Yeah, and I want to wear a white shirt, 253 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,174 but some things are just not practical. 254 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,376 - Mom, I'm trying them on. 255 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,245 - Well, those are not going to fit. 256 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,714 - Don't come in. 257 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,450 - Well, how am I going to tell if they fit? 258 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:47,853 - Could you just wait outside the store until it's time to pay? 259 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,789 - Um. No. 260 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:51,991 - Fine... 261 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:53,859 But don't act like my mom. 262 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,495 Just pretend you're a regular lady. 263 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,264 Please? 264 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:03,436 (sighing) 265 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,006 (soft rhythmic music) 266 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,380 - I wish we could keep shopping with Felix and Mommy. 267 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,281 - Yeah. 268 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,549 - I wish that man didn't get mad 269 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,484 when I accidentally tipped that mannequin over. 270 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:21,087 - It's okay, honey. It's safer out here anyway. 271 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,223 - That girl is wearing a crop top! 272 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,026 - Oh, hey, hey, we don't have to yell and point at people. No, no, no. 273 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,494 - She's not supposed to wear a crop top. 274 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,196 She'll get a cold, she'll get predators. 275 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,198 - She doesn't... You're old enough. 276 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,368 Uh... Wear whatever you want. 277 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,903 (groaning) 278 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,808 - Why can't I wear what I want? 279 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,144 (rhythmic music) 280 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,315 - Excuse me. 281 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,985 - I'm sorry, I think that young man 282 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:54,787 is trying to get your attention. 283 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,022 - Is that your son? - No! 284 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,858 Yes, please don't tell him I said that. 285 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,226 - Sorry? 286 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,894 - I'm just trying not to embarrass him. 287 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,262 You know, he's at that age. 288 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,430 - Right... 289 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,098 - Could you please go over there and tell him, 290 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,700 we're not shopping for shoes today. 291 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:09,535 Thank you. 292 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:12,838 - What's up, bro? 293 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,040 - You need something? - Yeah. 294 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,608 How much are these kicks? 295 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,110 - Oh, these are straight fire. They go for 70. 296 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,879 - Dollars, right? 297 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:21,313 - Yup, 70 dollars, man. 298 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,748 - For each? 299 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,016 - For the pair. 300 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,584 - Oh. - Yeah... 301 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,887 Is that lady over there your mom? 302 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,189 - Yeah... 303 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,191 - Fine, what size? 304 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,560 - Um... Let's see. 305 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,962 - Hi, no, we're not shopping for shoes today. 306 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:38,364 So... 307 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,999 Mm-hmm. 308 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,268 Yeah. - I'm going to get your size. 309 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,307 - Nice moves. 310 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,609 - Thanks. I love these. 311 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,013 - Yeah, 70 dollars. 312 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,482 - And that price is for both shoes, Mom. 313 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,751 - Felix, shoes are not on the shopping list. 314 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,186 You didn't shrink your shoes. 315 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,988 - But these are straight fire. 316 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,657 - Oh, that's new. 317 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,459 - I say that all the time. 318 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:10,463 - Felix, we're already spending a lot of money to replace the clothes. 319 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,066 You know? 320 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:15,901 - Okay. 321 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,238 (rhythmic music) 322 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,140 (sighing) 323 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,877 - That dude is going to sleep in those shoes. 324 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,446 - It's okay to buy their happiness once in a while, right? 325 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:28,814 Yeah... - Absolutely, 326 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,583 we're just going to cut cheese out of the grocery bill 327 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,184 for the next six months. We're going to be fine. 328 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,053 - I was looking for a reason to cut the cheese. 329 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,122 - Oh, there she is. 330 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,323 There she is! 331 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,358 That's my wife. Listen, 332 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,762 so Viv is still fixated on this crop top situation. 333 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,432 And I don't know how to explain to her that it's inappropriate. 334 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,334 - Is it inappropriate? 335 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,903 - She's not being inappropriate. 336 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,972 But, I mean, there are creeps. 337 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,074 Right? There are creeps. That are out there. 338 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,842 And they're going to be creepy. Creepy creeps. 339 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,644 And we have to explain to her about the creeps, right? 340 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,914 - You want to tell her that she's going to invite unwanted attention 341 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,182 because of what she chooses to wear? 342 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,817 - I don't want to tell her. I'm just saying 343 00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:06,519 that's the world we live in. 344 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,455 - Because we tell boys they can dress however they want, but not girls. 345 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,290 - Okay, fine. 346 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,492 I am a Handmaid's Tale villain. 347 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:17,530 You're right, you got me. It's just crop tops for all the little children. 348 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,633 And leather undies with the frilly on the outside 349 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,902 and the snappies connected to the... 350 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,403 - Garter belts? - Yeah. 351 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,672 Garter belts for all the babies. 352 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,176 (laughter) 353 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:34,980 - Right now, 354 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:38,517 Viv has no hang-ups about how she looks. 355 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,222 It's a very special time that does not last long. 356 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:47,459 She's going to hear about all the ways her body is inappropriate 357 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,696 or not good enough when she's older. 358 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,033 - Yeah... 359 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,304 There's got to be some rules, though, right? 360 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,239 - Like, no fur. 361 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,875 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's... 362 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,911 Because it's cruel. Of course, also... 363 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,047 no white after labour day. 364 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,049 - That's another one. - Or ever if you have kids. 365 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,784 (chuckling) 366 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,056 - Ha! Let's do it. 367 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,328 - Hey, what's that little dot on your shirt? 368 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,563 - A belly button. Is this one okay with you? 369 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,999 - I like this compromise, do you like this compromise? 370 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,301 - I got marker on the couch. 371 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:32,938 - Oh, hello there, nice shirt. 372 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,074 - Felt like looking crisp today. 373 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,508 - What's our lunch today, Dad? 374 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:40,279 - Oh, it would be a tortellini, extra saucy. 375 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,648 - Yes. - And how is it you plan on saying goodbye 376 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,083 to our disgusting children? 377 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,651 (tense music) 378 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,360 - Bye now. 379 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,262 - Bye! - Bye. 380 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,764 Bye bye now. 381 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,233 Bye... bye bye. 382 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,137 - Most impressive, Mr. Wick. 383 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,873 Damn it. 384 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,642 - See ya. 385 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,711 - It's perfect. This is going to be exciting. 386 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,313 I think this is really going to work. 387 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,915 - All your idea. - Guess what... 388 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,250 what's-her-name who works here has? 389 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,618 - She's talking about Beth. 390 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,287 - Beth! Black toenail. Already saw it. 391 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,789 - No, a cousin who's in jail. 392 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,457 - Oh, is this gossip? I don't think we should be 393 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,826 judging people's cousins or judging people based on their cousins, 394 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,095 right, Ennis? - No, it's not gossip. It is gold. 395 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,798 - Oh, then, Ennis' cousin Berk was incarcerated. 396 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,367 - Hey, he sold a few exotic pets that he acquired illegally. 397 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,137 Okay? Big deal. - Beth's cousin is a real criminal. 398 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,172 He's in jail for manslaughter. 399 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,740 - Okay, so ending a human life. 400 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,542 - You know what Beth's cousin does in there, James? 401 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,544 In the slammer? Tell him, Ennis. 402 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,346 - Beth said that he taught himself how to sew. 403 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,581 And now he runs a class where other inmates can learn. 404 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,216 And then I said, rather insensitively, 405 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,584 "Hey, that could come in handy." 406 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,520 - And it's given me a brilliant idea. 407 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,021 - Is the idea prison labour? 408 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,857 - Yes. The unsexy thing about clothing sweatshops 409 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,827 are the innocent workers in prison-like conditions. 410 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,730 But, what if they weren't innocent? 411 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,200 What if they were really bad guys already in prison? 412 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,769 It's perfect and we have an in. Get to it! 413 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,805 - Yup. We're getting right on it. 414 00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,040 What does she want us to get on exactly? 415 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,809 - I don't know, man. I think she's just paranoid 416 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,311 because she thinks robots are coming to take our jobs or whatever. 417 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,014 Why would a robot be sent to replace me? 418 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,316 I don't do anything. 419 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,489 - Hello. 420 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,057 - Hi. - How was your day? 421 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,760 - Aw, it was... - Felix lost his new shoes. 422 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,028 - Viv! - What? 423 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,930 - Yeah, that was Felix's news to share. 424 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,565 - How? Where? 425 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:40,799 - I don't know. 426 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,668 But I found these cool flip flops 427 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,003 at the Lost and Found, and... 428 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,704 I like them better. 429 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,539 - Felix, you promised me you'd look after those shoes. 430 00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,375 Also, gross! You can't steal 431 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,943 a stranger's flip flops. 432 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,878 - Hey, how long before you got that stain on that shirt? 433 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,447 - Well, somebody brought donuts, and I got cocky and had jelly. 434 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,283 - Yes! I'm going to look for some dollars. 435 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,819 - I have to take her to the dollar store, we made a bet. 436 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,588 - You bet on me ruining my shirt? 437 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:04,289 - No, Viv bet on you ruining your shirt. 438 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,858 I bet that you'd make it. Real ding dong. 439 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,626 - Can I go to the dollar store too? 440 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,195 - Nope, the only place you're going is back to school right now 441 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,296 with me to find your shoes. 442 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,265 - Argh. - Get to the car. 443 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,466 Now. 444 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,701 - Okay... 445 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,536 - You hear that tone? 446 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,805 Terrible, terrible son. 447 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,273 New number one son. 448 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:23,475 a 449 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:23,509 a li 450 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:23,542 a lice 451 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:23,575 a lice f 452 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:23,609 a lice far 453 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:23,642 a lice farm 454 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:23,675 a lice farm in 455 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:23,709 a lice farm in h 456 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:23,742 a lice farm in her 457 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:23,776 a lice farm in here. 458 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,546 - Yeah, you're right. 459 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,481 - Go grab one of those hockey sticks. 460 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,251 (sighs) 461 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,752 Why, why? 462 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:34,887 Okay, here we go. 463 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,588 Ready? - Ready. 464 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:38,524 Okay, nope. 465 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,559 - Ah! 466 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,861 Alright, I think I see a shoe. 467 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,530 Ew, what is that? 468 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,698 - That's pizza crust. - Eww. 469 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,574 I have to go to the bathroom. 470 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,444 - Okay. 471 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:03,282 Oh, wait, I see a shoe. I see a shoe. 472 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:05,250 Ah-ha! 473 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,853 - Oh, you found it. That's my son's shoe. 474 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,022 - Oh, actually that's my son's shoe. 475 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,624 - Oh, it's ours. He found the left one here today 476 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,293 and he couldn't find the right so that's it. 477 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,362 - He found the shoe today because my son lost his shoe today. 478 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,997 - So did mine. 479 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,399 - Really... 480 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,935 - Hmm... - Mom, I found them. 481 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,304 They were in the gym change room. 482 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,374 (chuckling) - That's crazy. 483 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,810 That's insane. I mean, Lost and Found indeed. 484 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,214 - If I were to... - Thank you. C'mon, sweetie. 485 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,285 - Then, Marla abandoned the whole sweatshop idea 486 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,355 when she found out that AI was an upcoming tool for fashion design. 487 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,756 She said she would not quote, 488 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,392 "Hold the corporate ladder for C-3PO to climb." 489 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,229 - Woof. - A real hate on for robots. 490 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,598 (deep sigh) 491 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,333 Oh. - Everything okay, Viv? 492 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,034 - Felix wrecked his clothes 493 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,170 and then gets new clothes and fancy shoes. 494 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,939 And I'm not even allowed to have one little shirt. 495 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,108 - My new shoes don't show my belly button. 496 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,277 - What's so wrong with my belly button? 497 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,079 - Nothing is wrong with your belly button, sweetie. 498 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,480 Your belly button is perfect. 499 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,917 In fact, if you want to have a crop top... 500 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,087 ...you can have a crop top. 501 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,555 - Really? Yes! 502 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,157 You hear that? We're free. 503 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,659 - Okay, well, if you're going to have a belly button shirt, 504 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,060 I'm going to have a belly button shirt. 505 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,362 What do you think of this guy? 506 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,763 And... "Pa-zow!" 507 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,366 The new season of belly button shirts has arrived. 508 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,835 - No, no, no. You're not doing it right. 509 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,671 (James): When kids are little, . 510 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,908 (Astrid): But gradually, they express themselves through hard won battles 511 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,809 with snow pants they refuse to put on 512 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,179 and Halloween costumes they refuse to take off. 513 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,048 (James): Before you know it, you're looking at your kids like my dad looked at me 514 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:46,318 in my "Meat Puppets" T-shirt and an infected eyebrow ring. 515 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,054 (Astrid): Fashion comes and goes. What are they doing? 516 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,723 Clothes will be important to your kids and that's okay. 517 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,892 (James): What's really important is what's underneath. 518 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,727 (Astrid): Belly buttons. 519 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:02,034 - Okay. So, I needed to tell you this dream. 520 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,702 It's so cool. - Okay. 521 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,571 - So, me, Vivian! 522 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,807 Was an evil, evil princess. 523 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,809 I lived in an evil castle. 524 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,447 - Okay... - And then, my pet T-Rex came. 525 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,650 Her name was "Bloody." 526 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,152 - Her name was "Bloody?" 527 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,287 - Yeah. - Well, I mean, it's a T-Rex. 528 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,457 - And I changed my name to "Bloody Princess." 529 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,759 - This dream sounds a little... okay. 530 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:31,096 - So, there's this other dream where a tiger was chasing me 531 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,967 and I walked on its back, and I ran across the whole world. 532 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,835 - I like this. What do you think the tiger represents? 533 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,270 - So then... - She's going to need another... 534 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:39,738 I don't know how we got to 40 minutes, 535 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,306 but that's where we're at. 536 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,575 What else you got? 537 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,043 - What else you got? 538 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,712 - You want to hear one of my dreams? 539 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,780 - Yeah! - You ain't ready. 540 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,143 Subtitling: difuze