1 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:10,777 (wine burbles) 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,412 (breath whooshes) 3 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,081 (upbeat rock music plays) 4 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:17,851 - Hmm, what are you listening to? 5 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:19,152 (shouts): What?! - Shh, shh, shh, 6 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,587 hold this, hold this. 7 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:21,955 (music stops) Kids, sleeping. 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,356 What are you listening to? - Why? 9 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,691 - What? What do you mean why? 10 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,026 'Cause I think we're supposed to be listening 11 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:28,028 to the same thing. - I know but I-I don't want 12 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:29,295 you to make fun of me. 13 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:30,764 (high-pitched): I won't make fun of you. 14 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,599 - No! 15 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:33,933 - Oh. Hoobastank. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,036 - You're a stank. What are you listening to? 17 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,370 - That's some underground hip-hop that Ennis 18 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:40,073 turned me on to. - "Fields of Gold" by Sting. 19 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:44,144 Interesting, yeah. Um, we should open another bottle. 20 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,945 - Oh, what? - The other bottle's 21 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:47,514 a screw top. It's basically already open. 22 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,816 - We're gonna be a little hungover if we have that guy. 23 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,918 - So what? We have nothing to do tomorrow. 24 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:55,622 - Hmm, yeah, except for... excuse me, raise three kids. 25 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,257 - On a Saturday. - Hmm. 26 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,426 - I mean, can't they just raise themselves for one day, 27 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,628 once in their life? - Screens can raise them. 28 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,496 - Woo! - It's got a screw top. 29 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:06,066 I'm just gonna unscrew it. That's what's happening. Wha! 30 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,902 - How much indoctrinating could possibly be done 31 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,870 in one silly, little day on the internet? 32 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:14,374 To terrible ideas. 33 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,443 - We got tons of 'em. (glasses clink) 34 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:19,612 (Viv): Felix, you said we could play screaming horses! 35 00:01:19,679 --> 00:01:22,715 (Felix): Yeah, and I said that you can't scream loud enough! 36 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:24,250 (Viv): Yes, I can! 37 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,353 (James): Ow! Oof, 38 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,922 do we have to have these lights on? 39 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:30,790 (Astrid slurps coffee) - The lights are off, James. 40 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,559 What you're complaining about is the sun. 41 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,794 - Ah, sun, we get it, you're bright! 42 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,262 Don't lay it on so thick. 43 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:37,564 (James): Before kids. 44 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:38,832 (Astrid): And before your late 30s. 45 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:40,400 (James): Hangovers were like a mild flu. 46 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,534 (Astrid): But as you get older, 47 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,136 hangovers become more intense 48 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:46,639 and long-lasting and... sucky. 49 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:48,174 (James): Throw a few kids into the mix. 50 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,944 (Astrid): And you'll never wanna drink again for a few weeks. 51 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,113 Uh... - Who did this? 52 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,281 Did we do this? - No. 53 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,017 This looks like a crime scene for bread. 54 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,753 - Why is there a chicken defrosting in the sink? 55 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:04,257 (both retch) - Oh, my God, James, it's 9:15! 56 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,525 - Huh? - The kids have been up 57 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,961 for more than two hours. - They did this. 58 00:02:08,027 --> 00:02:11,364 - Why are you eating that? - I don't know, I'm just sad. 59 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,066 - You're awake! What took so long? 60 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,467 - Soft, indoor voices, please. 61 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:17,504 - Oh, guys, who wants to explain what happened here? 62 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:21,407 - We tried to make pancakes but it didn't work. 63 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:22,575 (gasps) - Where's Morris? 64 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,977 - He's in his pillow fort. 65 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:27,080 We gave him a whole carrot and he loved it. 66 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,250 - Okay. - Have you seen my hammer? 67 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,218 - You said we could play screaming horses! 68 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,420 - Well, you don't scream loud enough! 69 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,456 - Yes, I do! - James, James, James. 70 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,925 - Okay, guys, here's the thing. Ooh, special announcement, 71 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,060 today is internet day. Ah, yes! 72 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:42,996 - That means that the internet fairy 73 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:45,398 wants you to have as much entertainment as you want. 74 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,467 (softly): Hooray. - For as long as you want. 75 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,002 - There is no internet. 76 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:50,670 You think we wouldn't know how to look up 77 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,372 a recipe for pancakes? 78 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:53,706 - What? 79 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,875 - Oh, my God, he's right, the internet's down. 80 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:59,879 Let me Google what to do. Oh, no! 81 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,749 - How's the jiggling going? 82 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,984 - It's emasculating. Somewhat demeaning. 83 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,220 - Right, but is it working? - No. 84 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,022 - Hi, yeah, the-the jiggling's not working. 85 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:11,257 We've also tried waggling, wiggling, and jangling. 86 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,893 Surely there's something more technical at play? 87 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,296 Yeah, okay, fine. 88 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,064 - He gonna wiggle it from his end? 89 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,766 - No, they think the entire system might be down. 90 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,634 They're gonna send someone over but it could be hours. 91 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,835 Years, even. 92 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:23,870 (children playing loudly) 93 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:25,705 - Why did we cancel basic cable? 94 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:27,373 - It was a financial decision. 95 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,475 - Yeah, but we're paying for nine streaming services. 96 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,444 - I don't wanna fight, James, I just wanna die. 97 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:34,147 Can't we just die a little? - We-we survived hangovers 98 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,482 long before the internet. - We didn't have kids back then. 99 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,351 - Yes, but the reason you have multiple kids 100 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,686 is so they all play with each other. 101 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,654 (Viv): One horse is being mean! 102 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,022 (Felix): Then go away! (stomping loudly) 103 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,624 - Grrr! - Quick, let's have another one. 104 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:50,296 - Okay, Mommy, pretend your doll smacks Daddy's doll. 105 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:51,731 (doll thumps) 106 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,733 And Daddy, pretend that hurt. 107 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,468 - Ow. 108 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,636 - Now, Mommy, 109 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,137 pretend you are going to sing him a song 110 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,307 to say sorry. - Viv, this is not pretend, 111 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,309 this is you just telling us what to do. 112 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:05,211 - I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. 113 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,413 - I'm gonna pretend my doll just jumps over here. 114 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,514 - Okay. - Okay, baby, 115 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:09,983 we've been playing pretend for so long 116 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:11,784 and it's been so fun, maybe it's time to have 117 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:13,319 a little lunch, right? Have a little lunch? 118 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,821 - 9:45 AM, James. - Oh, my God, 119 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,823 time is so stupid. Are we in a simulation? 120 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:18,992 - Viv, how about you grab your brother and go play outside 121 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,693 like it's, well, I don't know, 1998. 122 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,762 Daddy and I need to lie down forever. 123 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,697 - I feel like I should be here for that. 124 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,099 - Bye, bye, love you. - Bye, Viv. 125 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:28,167 - Love you, bye, bye. Love you, bye, bye. 126 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,404 (James sighs) - What's that smell? 127 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:33,373 - It's the chicken. We gotta, I gotta clean 128 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,974 the kitchen. I'll clean the kitchen. 129 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,609 - Ugh. 130 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,984 - Oh, that looks like a nice time. 131 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,753 - Yeah, you want in on this? 132 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:49,055 - Oh, thank you, lovely wife. 133 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,625 - Okay, um, we need a plan. 134 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,560 - Yep. The... uh... 135 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,998 - No, James, you do not get to malfunction first. Not today. 136 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,367 - Plergh. - Sleep, we need sleep. 137 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,470 - Yeah. Maybe Do and Bawn can take the kids for a bit 138 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,072 or uh, who's that lady, your mom. 139 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,341 - No, Do and Bawn are getting their sacrums massaged. 140 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:09,542 (James gags) 141 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,978 - Can't those people do anything themselves? 142 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:16,683 - Um, my mom's at an improv workshop all weekend. 143 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,984 What about Taylor? 144 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,552 - He's busy up north flipping houses still. 145 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,454 - You know, maybe getting into business with him 146 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:22,789 might have been a good idea. 147 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,457 (kids chatting) - I think I got all the regrets 148 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,059 I can handle now, thank you. 149 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,694 (footsteps thud, approaching) 150 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,295 Our kids have multiplied? 151 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,663 - Some of those kids are Rachel's. 152 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:31,964 - Our friends are here. 153 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,499 (Astrid): Yeah, I can see that. 154 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,568 And hear it and feel it in my teeth, weirdly. 155 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,537 - Can they stay? - No, I don't think 156 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,005 that's really something-- 157 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,208 - Uh, give me a second to just confer with my wife over here. 158 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:46,713 A play date is technically free babysitting. 159 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:49,782 - So, all we have to do is take care of our precious babelette? 160 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:53,386 - Me and Dynasty wanna play dress up with Morris. 161 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:57,256 I promise we won't hurt him. 162 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:01,027 - Sold, sold. Have fun. - Oh, geniuses. 163 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,697 Oh, my god. Oh, what do we do? 164 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,400 What do we do? Oh, get it. Give it, give it to me. 165 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,235 We are geniuses. 166 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,339 We're the smartest and we're the best. 167 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,442 (Astrid gasps) 168 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,344 - We're brilliant. 169 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,180 No, no, no, what are you doing? - Cancelling out the noise? 170 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:23,516 - No! We can't both cancel the noise 171 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:25,218 because what if something happens to the kids? 172 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,653 - Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, I'll take first shift. 173 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,889 - Alright, I'm gonna lie here and pretend like I'm dead. 174 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,624 - I get to pretend I'm dead next. 175 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:32,759 (girls shriek) 176 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,128 (James): Oh, God! Oh, that's a noise 177 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:37,463 I wish I would've cancelled. - What the problem is? 178 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:40,533 - Viv won't let me play with her dolls. It's insane. 179 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,769 - Is that true, Viv? - Yes, but only because 180 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:45,838 I don't want her to. - Viv, that's not very nice. 181 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,540 - No, but it's so emotionally honest. 182 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,875 - God, I love her. 183 00:06:48,941 --> 00:06:51,377 - I'm kinda just alone up there so I'm gonna go home. 184 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,147 Can I borrow this? - What? No! 185 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:55,515 No! Wait, where is Felix? 186 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,551 - He was on his iPad and wouldn't let us play. 187 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:00,153 - You guys stay here. Instead of going home, 188 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:02,155 you'll eat snacks and watch a movie. 189 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:03,890 (girls): Yay! 190 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,225 - You remember our network's still down, right? 191 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,594 - Oh, yeah, but there's a box of DVDs in the mudroom. 192 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,997 (playful music) 193 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,501 - Okay, let's see what we got. 194 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,069 Sliding Doors, 195 00:07:17,136 --> 00:07:21,941 First Wives Club, Pride and Prejudice, The Order. 196 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,743 - Okay, I couldn't find the DVD player. 197 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,244 (girls): Boo! 198 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,313 - But I did find a laptop that plays DVDs. 199 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,149 (girls): Yay! - Uh... 200 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,617 All these DVDs, they're... 201 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:33,319 We got them before we had kids. 202 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:37,156 - Is that Jersey Shore Season 2 on DVD? Barf. 203 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,559 - It's Ennis'. He's pretty sure his legs are in the background 204 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:42,161 of an episode. - Ooh, uh, double barf. 205 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:45,131 Oh, every time I think of barf it makes me wanna barf. 206 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,166 - Oh, maybe stop saying the word barf. 207 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,801 - Just keep looking, please. 208 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:50,570 - Yeah, yeah, okay, what do we got? 209 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,871 That's not a thing. 210 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,940 No. No, shouldn't even see the cover of that. 211 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:55,808 No, okay. What is this? Pelican Brief? 212 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,044 That's not a... no. - I love pelicans! 213 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,879 - Viv, I don't think that's the... 214 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:04,717 (girls): Pelican Brief! Pelican Brief! Pelican Brief! 215 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,453 - Make it stop. Make it stop. 216 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,388 (both exhale) 217 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:13,960 - It's gotta be 3:00 now, right? 218 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,929 - It's 11:00. - AM or PM? 219 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,633 - Who cares, let's just suffer silently. Ugh. 220 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,369 (both whimper) 221 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,604 (knock on door) 222 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,038 - What now? 223 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:28,174 - Ah, Rachel. 224 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,410 - Hi, bestie. Quick quesh, are my kids here? 225 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:33,579 - Yeah, some of them. - Phew! It's always 226 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,081 the last place you look, am I right? 227 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:36,816 - Oh, oh. (shouts): Hey, Ashley Lynn, 228 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,151 Dynasty, asses here, now! - No, no, no, Rachel, 229 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,654 honestly, they can stay. They're playing so nicely 230 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,456 and so quietly. So quietly. 231 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,359 - They're in a takey phase. They're gonna steal from you. 232 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,894 - Easy come, easy go. (chuckles) 233 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,062 Um, you know what? The truth is 234 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,898 James and I are both very hungover right now. 235 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,432 - I get it. - Okay. 236 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,734 - On both fronts. - Great. 237 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,235 - What are we having for lunch? 238 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,271 (laughs) What time is it? 239 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:01,741 It's only 11:00? God, I'm starving. 240 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,584 (children playing in the distance) 241 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,319 - Something missing from the snack tray. 242 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,721 - Little light on snacks. - We have tuna and garlic. 243 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,157 - Oh, what are we even doing? We were so close. 244 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,659 It was quiet, it was dark, we were gonna 245 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,561 ride out this hangover. - I know, but be we can't 246 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,929 kick her out. - I know. 247 00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,764 That's why you gotta pretend like you're sick. 248 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,999 - James, Rachel's my good friend. 249 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,768 I haven't seen her in weeks. 250 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,037 - Hey, don't take this the wrong way but uh, 251 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,672 are you guys serial killers? 252 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,774 - Is there even a wrong way to take that? Also, no. 253 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,077 - You have no cable and all you have are these nerdy magazines. 254 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,912 - I'm gonna see about that tuna. 255 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:42,381 - Yeah, our um, our internet's broken. 256 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,517 - Lucky for you, one of my husband's businesses 257 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,152 is installing networks. 258 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,287 When he's not being a pain in the ass. 259 00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:50,690 - Ah, a double threat. A doublé. A Michael doublé. 260 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,758 - Yeah. He shaved his beard this morning without 261 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:54,994 telling anyone. The kids hate it. 262 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,063 Cooper doesn't wanna be in the same room as him. 263 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,565 The girls are making fun of him. It's like he changed 264 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,667 his identity so he doesn't have to be a dad. 265 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:05,171 It makes me wanna scream! - Rachel! Oh, God. Um... 266 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,306 You know what? I don't feel so good. 267 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,141 I-I think I'm coming down with something. 268 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,376 - Oh, no! - Hmm. 269 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,311 - On top of the hangover? - Hmm, mm-hmm. 270 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:16,282 - Oof, I once had a friend who had herpes and migraines. 271 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,751 - Just gonna be the cold for me. 272 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:20,620 - Hmm, probably from the vaccine. 273 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,622 Does your heart feel swollen? 274 00:10:22,688 --> 00:10:24,590 - No, my heart feels fine. Yeah, totally fine. 275 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:27,126 Just a general feeling of unwellness, malaise. 276 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,528 Um, I think I gotta go lie down. 277 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,464 James can watch the kids if you just wanna-- 278 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,132 - Drive you to the clinic? 279 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,834 - No. No, no, no, no. 280 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,936 Wouldn't want you to catch what I have, so... 281 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,804 - Oof, good point. I should probably get 282 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,806 the kids out of here. Kids! 283 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,776 - No! No. 284 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,512 I need... 285 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,014 - Me to watch the kids 286 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,216 while James drives you to the clinic. 287 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,419 - Yes. Yes, yes, I need... 288 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,654 I need you to watch the kids 289 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,322 while James drives me to the clinic. 290 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,391 (Felix): I'm not touching you! 291 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,329 (Astrid): As parents, your time to do something 292 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,364 fun for yourselves is very limited. 293 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,366 (James): The only opportunity for some stuff 294 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,002 is when they're not around, w. 295 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,571 (Astrid): Or for very long. So, any kid-free time 296 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,874 not spent on fun feels like a waste. 297 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,742 (James): Feel anything? 298 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,711 (Astrid): Ridiculous. 299 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,784 Are you sure you read that right? 300 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,485 - Come on, it says... 301 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,722 ...getting a sweat on will cure a hangover. 302 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,791 It says right here. (Astrid sighs) 303 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,493 Just wiggle some more. - Okay. 304 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,462 - Does this get hotter? 305 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,164 - No, it does not. 306 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,399 (both panting) 307 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,236 How did we get here? 308 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,639 Remember when hangovers used to be fun? 309 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,841 Like, gross and uncomfortable but also an excuse 310 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,645 to just lie around and eat crap and-and watch TV all day? 311 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,313 It was the original staycation. 312 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,648 - I used to make my spicy chili 313 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,249 just 'cause I thought it cured our hangover. 314 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,119 (chuckles) - Yeah, and we'd rehash 315 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,554 the drama from the night before, 316 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,857 like who fought and who Ennis brought home. 317 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,125 - Hmm. 318 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,494 - I had so much fun last night. 319 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,996 - Me too, my love. 320 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,566 (phone rings) 321 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,267 - Oh, it's Rachel. - Hmm. 322 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,470 - Rachel, hello? Is everything okay? 323 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:21,207 (Rachel): Totally. I just wanna make sure Morris is with you. 324 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,243 - What?! No, Morris is not with us. 325 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,811 (James): Hmm. (Rachel): Oh, no, never mind! 326 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:28,547 I found him. Is he allowed to play with knives or eggs? 327 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,216 Hey! Put the-- 328 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,018 - Hello? Hello? 329 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,455 - Oh. - We should go home. 330 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:37,656 - Yeah. 331 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,060 First we're gonna buy some chili ingredients. 332 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,828 (engine starts) 333 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,934 - Who is this man and why is he barefoot? 334 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,470 - You're asking me as if I have somehow more information than you do. 335 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:54,740 - Guys! Hey! Great to see you! 336 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,844 I shaved my beard. Is that... 337 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,713 oh, Rachel's hubby? 338 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,715 She asked me to fix your network. 339 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:03,949 - Right. (laughs) 340 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,417 - Okay. - Of course, yes, 341 00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:07,953 Rachel's husband. - Sure. 342 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,623 - You. Thank you so much for doing that. 343 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,491 - Oh, my God, no. Rachel talks about you guys 344 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,794 so much, we're like family now, I feel like. 345 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,630 - Yes. - You know my big boy, Cooper. 346 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,698 Say hi. - Hi. 347 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,001 I'm going home to get away from your face. 348 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:26,138 - Okay. Cool it with the teen talk, please, Cooper. 349 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,141 (laughs) Oh, he's a laugh. 350 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,343 Hey, listen. I took the liberty 351 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,579 of hooking you up with some premium channels. 352 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,414 - Uh, we don't have cable, though. 353 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,082 - Oh, yeah, you do now. 354 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,518 Oh yeah, you got the works. Now-now listen, 355 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,321 you are gonna wanna set up some parental controls on this 356 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,057 because I have given you access to some pretty... 357 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,726 freaky stuff in the channel 400s, so... 358 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,796 (Viv): Mommy! - Oh, my God! Oh! 359 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,499 - Oof. - We're thirsty. 360 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,768 - Yeah, okay. My suggestion is you go have a drink. 361 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,303 - Oh, okay. 362 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,104 - You girls being good? 363 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,941 It's me, Daddy! 364 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,443 (sighs) They miss the beard. 365 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,679 I don't know, I think I look younger without it. 366 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,848 Sort of more handsome, you know? 367 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,816 - Listen, I appreciate you hooking us up 368 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,885 with all these channels, I just don't wanna get caught. 369 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,254 I-I... don't like getting in trouble. 370 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,223 That's like a childhood trauma thing. 371 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,158 - A trauma? That sounds really bad. 372 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,594 Um, I could whip it out, if you want. 373 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:24,263 You know, show me your cable box and I'll... 374 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,465 - Yes, let's do that. Let's go to the cable box. 375 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,467 - Okay. - That'd be great, thank you. 376 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,469 What is this man's name? - I don't remember. 377 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,371 I know it's a name that you don't hear very often 378 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,674 and then you hear it and you're like, yeah, okay. 379 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,577 - Ready to go, James! 380 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:41,347 - Great! Follow me m-m-man. 381 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,654 (grunts) 382 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,323 (Rachel): Finally got the baby to take a nap. 383 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:55,027 I took one, too. So, what are we making? 384 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:59,231 - Spicy chili for my hangover that's handing me my ass, huh. 385 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,799 - Say no more. Take a load off. 386 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:04,236 Don't worry about a thing. I make a killer chili. 387 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,605 - Okay. - Where do you keep your raisins? 388 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,140 (retches) - Nope, ugh. 389 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,576 - You guys must've really tied one on last night. 390 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,878 - Ugh. - What was the occasion? 391 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,714 Work function? Family get together? 392 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,983 - No, just hanging out, dancing. 393 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,887 - Hmm, anniversary? One of your birthdays? 394 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:25,324 - Nope. Just... Friday. 395 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,393 - That's nice. 396 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,796 (sobs) 397 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,698 - Oh, no. What, what, no. - I'm gonna go now! 398 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,267 - Ow! (Rachel squeals and mumbles) 399 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,537 I... ah, it's okay, sit down. 400 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,939 - No. - What happened? 401 00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:42,675 What happ... ow! Ow! Ow! (crying loudly) 402 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:45,277 - It's nothing, it's nothing, it's just like, you 403 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,112 guys have the cutest relationship 404 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:51,617 and my husband just plays Xbox and shaves his stupid face! 405 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,552 - Okay, yeah. Um, I'm-I'm listening. 406 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,254 I'm right here listening. I'm just gonna close my eyes 407 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,789 but I am listening. - I just need 408 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,191 to get out of here. Like, Errol doesn't have 409 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:02,394 to see me like this. - Errol, right. Errol, Errol. 410 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,197 (Rachel sobs) Okay, I think actually a walk 411 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,466 is a great idea. It'd be good for you, yeah. 412 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,335 - Yeah, like I need to be somewhere where I can 413 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,637 scream about my husband without him hearing me! 414 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,341 - Ah. Ah, ah, ah. (sobbing) 415 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,711 - Are you coming? 416 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,581 - Yeah. 417 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,782 - Great. 418 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,385 I think it's gonna be really fun. 419 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,787 (sobs) 420 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,223 (rhythmic music) 421 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,229 - Court's taken! 422 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,598 It's taken! Ugh! 423 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,433 - You know, 424 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,303 I'm sorry if I was a little intense before. 425 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,071 - No, you don't have to apologize to me. 426 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,974 I mean, the lady doing Tai Chi seemed a bit rattled, but... 427 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,143 - Yeah, but I do feel better. 428 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,411 (man): Serve! 429 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,313 - Mm-hmm. - It's just frustrating. 430 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,482 I don't know what I could do differently. 431 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,851 - Don't be so hard on yourself. - Oh, I'm not. 432 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,888 It's obviously Errol's fault. Such a workaholic. 433 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,257 - Okay, so he's-he's career driven. 434 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,826 - And a chronic gambler. (Astrid sighs) 435 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,295 The only way that I could get him to give you free cable 436 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,431 was to tell him that you owed me money. 437 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,601 What the...? Enough, enough with the-- 438 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,036 - Don't! 439 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,137 (man): What the hell?! 440 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,738 (woman): We're tennising! 441 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,841 (sighs) - I know that it's hard to, 442 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,444 you know, find time to just hang out 443 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,280 and there's always consequences to having fun. 444 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,282 - Yeah, there really are. (woman shrieking) 445 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:34,053 - But the suffering's worth it. 446 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,155 I think I'm worth it. 447 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,191 - You are worth it. 448 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,595 - You know, I kind of feel like having something to drink. 449 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,831 - You want wine? - Does a bear (bleep) 450 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,834 in the woods? (laughs) 451 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:53,205 Alright, let's do this! - Ugh... 452 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,441 - Okay, here we go. 453 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,509 (door opens) 454 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,045 - Hi. - Oh, hey, hello. 455 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,780 - Sup? - Yo. 456 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,315 I'm just talkin' to uh, Errol. 457 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,983 Totally right about his name, by the way. 458 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,318 - Right? - I mean, it's not a name 459 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,153 you hear all the time, but when you do hear it... 460 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,122 - Such a good name. - I felt bad that he travelled 461 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,291 all this way and hooked us up with cable and that his kids 462 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,259 didn't recognize him, so... - Beer. 463 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,795 - Beer. What's wrong with you? What are you doing that for? 464 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,497 - Rachel wanted wine. 465 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,932 Yeah, which honestly, I don't think 466 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,433 is the worst idea in the world. 467 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,469 - Hair of the dog that bit you? 468 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,137 - Yeah. Though I think I might 469 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,805 just hold it and pretend I'm drinking it. 470 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,540 - Yeah, hearing it slosh around that bottle 471 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,842 is kinda making me wanna throw up. 472 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,677 - No bueno. - In general, 473 00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:33,378 I am feeling better. Like, a little bit. 474 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,713 I'm up here now. - Yeah. 475 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,348 - Yep. - 'Cause I am too. I feel good. 476 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,383 Could really use a lie down though. Just a quick little mep-mep. 477 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,952 - Oh, my God, could you imagine a lie down? 478 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,553 Okay, we're just gonna have one fake drink 479 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,755 with these momo's, then we're kickin' their butts outta here. 480 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,591 (stammers) Narcs, narcs. 481 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,327 - We stopped the movie because there wasn't any pelicans. 482 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,295 - And it sucked. 483 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,064 - What should we do? 484 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,100 (wheezing) 485 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,337 - So, no raisins. 486 00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,538 - In chili? What, no. 487 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,440 Would you put raisins in your lasagna? 488 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,841 - That actually sounds really good. 489 00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,643 - Yeah! I mean, hey, your house, your rules, 490 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,013 but you guys are missing out! Raisins are da bomb, baby. 491 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,915 - How you doin' with beers, you want another one? 492 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,017 - Uh, yeah, definitely. - Yeah? Okay, one second. 493 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,187 - Hey, you guys, pick a movie. Anything under channel 400 okay? 494 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,056 After tonight, cable goes bye-bye. 495 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,261 (Astrid): Before kids, hangovers were easier. 496 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,429 Not just because you didn't have ankle-biters screaming 497 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,999 and asking questions. So many questions. 498 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,967 (James): And not just because you were younger and your body 499 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,136 could recover faster. - Enjoy. 500 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,038 (Astrid): Hangovers were easier because you spent them 501 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,607 with your friends, commit 502 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,509 while you ate greasy food. 503 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,312 (James): But mostly easier b, though, right? 504 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,014 (Astrid): Oh, the being younger and no kids? 505 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,116 (James): Yeah. (Astrid): For sure. But the friends thing. 506 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,084 The friend... the friends thing is a nice sentiment. 507 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,153 (James): Oh yeah, I do love a nice sentiment. 508 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,759 - Okay, here we come. - Thank you for-- 509 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:56,028 - No! Don't get in the car with strangers! 510 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,930 - Okay, that's... that is true. - Okay. 511 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,432 - Okay, guys, I got puppies, come in the car! 512 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,334 - Okay, here we come! - Wait, no! 513 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,736 Don't get in the car with strangers! 514 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,272 - Yeah, you're right. - So, I wasn't filled in on the back story. 515 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,174 I just assumed that we were, but okay. 516 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,243 (Viv): Come on, we're sisters! (James): Oh, we're sisters, 517 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,811 okay, great, now we can get in the car. 518 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,181 - No! Don't go in the car with a stranger. 519 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,816 Get out! - I thought it was candid 520 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,351 that we were sisters. - No, she's right. 521 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,686 - She is correct. You should never 522 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:21,887 get into the car with strangers. 523 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,323 - Guys, come on, we're gonna go to our trip! 524 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,857 - This feels like a trap.