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  (James): Family, come forth!  

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   - Everything okay?           
 - Hmm.                         

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   Um, I don't know.            

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Uh, you tell me.                

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- Viv, stop doing that.         
You don't know what's going on. 

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   - Busted.                    

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   - I fixed the door.          
 No more squeak.                

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  - Okay, silent door.          
  An intruder's dream.          

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- Can we get a tall dog?        
   - I thought everyone hated   

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 the squeak, so fixing the door 
 would make me cool and heroic. 

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 - I miss that squeak.          
It was like we had little mice. 

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 - We do, Viv.                  
 They're in the walls.          

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(gasps)                         
  - I'm gonna get those mice!   

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   - Do not put holes in your   
   walls for the mice!          

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 - Don't worry, just a couple!  

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 (Astrid): As parents,          
 it feels like so much          
  of what we do is thankless.   

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  (James): It's like you have   
    a hundred jobs              

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  but none of the jobs          
   pay or get noticed.          

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(Astrid): Sometimes all you want
    is a little appreciation.   

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    (James): From your kids,    
   or society.                  

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 - Hey, James.                  
- Hmm?                          

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- When you make the bed,        
 can you not tuck the sheets in 

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   so tight at night? It feels  
  like I've been buried alive.  

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   (James): Or your partner,    
    who should know better.     

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 Buried alive by love.          

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- Yeah.                         

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(rhythmic music)                

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- Now, lots of people wanna work
   at not-for-profits           

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   specializing in non-toxic    
   medicine for pets            

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 and livestock, James.          
 - Obviously.                   

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   I mean, it's a dream job.    
 Ahem.                          

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 - This job had 100 applicants. 

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  I'm not rounding up.          
   It was exactly 100.          

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   - Well, happy to be          
  in the one percent for once.  

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   (laughing)                   

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- Now, I don't wanna get        
 your hopes up,                 

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but you are an ideal candidate. 

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 Great experience, and uh, your 
answers were candid and concise.

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- Well, I'm concise to a fault. 

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 Not a fault, like not a fault  
 like it's a problem.           

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  I can, I can expand           
  upon a subject, if need be.   

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  And even if need doesn't be.  

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   I, I find that it's better   
   to be clear                  

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  than... uh... uh, you know.   

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 Ahem.                          

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   Unclear.                     

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- Totally. Uh, have you         
ever used Flout portal?         

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 - Uh.                          

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 - Right, so just uh,           
 download Flout portal          

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 and complete our online        
   pre-employment assessment,   

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and uh, we can proceed          
  to the next meeting and uh,   

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   meet the rest of the team.   
 - Aha.                         

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I can't tell you                
 what a relief this is.         

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This is,                        
this really means a lot.        

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 I've had a lot                 
  of rejection lately.          

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 - Maybe keep that to yourself. 
   - Yep. Roger that.           

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  Thanks again.                 
   Is it um, this way?          

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 - It's the only door.          
- Okay.                         

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A watched laptop never updates. 
   - You need a new laptop.     

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   And we need a new bathtub.   

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- And a minivan so we can start 
   taking our kids and stuff    

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  when we wanna go some place.  

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   - So much riding             
   on this exciting new job.    

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- Mm-hmm.                       
   - Oh good!                   

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   You're both here.            

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 You are not gonna believe what 
  happened to me this morning.  

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 I got slammed.                 
 - What?                        

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  - I'm sorry?                  
 - From behind,                 

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   and I am still quite sore.   

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- Let's start populating        
this story with details.        

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   - Of course. It was a man    
  doing the slamming.           

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Actually, he reminded me        
of James.                       

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  Where were you this morning?  
 - The details thing backfired. 

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  - Mom, I, I know this is not  
  what it sounds like,          

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 but right now, it only sounds  
like one thing.                 

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- My car was rear-ended.        
  - Oh.                         

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 That's a relief. Ugh.          
 - Thank God!                   

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 I mean, are you okay?          
   - Yes, I am fine.            

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   Great, in fact. I've been    
 looking for a reason           
   to get a new car,            

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 and now, I can                 
'cause mine was totaled.        

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   - Totaled?                   
   Were you plowed by a semi?   

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Great, now I'm doing it.        
No more innuendo.               

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 - I mean, I never got          
  to do one but okay.           

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   - Mom, I'm coming with you   
to buy a new car                

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so you don't get upsold.        
Dealerships love to prey        

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on old... cars.                 

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 - I never get upsold.          
 - Oh?                          

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 Why do you have                
  a six-slice toaster?          

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 Why does your laptop           
   have a terabyte of memory    

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  when you only use it          
  for Facebook?                 

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 - And The Sims. One of my Sims 
 just bought a mansion.         

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She lives alone                 
   but the real estate agent    

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  said it was a good deal, so.  
- Mm-hmm.                       

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Why don't you let Astrid        
 come with you?                 

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  - If you're worried about me  
 getting screwed, don't.        

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 If anything,                   
 I'm gonna screw them.          

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  - I'm coming with you         
   and I'm doing the talking.   

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 (upbeat music)                 

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 - All right, let's see         
 what the heck Flout portal is. 

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 Morris, hold my calls.         
 - Draw picture.                

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   (phone vibrating)            
   - Oh, strike one.            

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   You're on thin ice           
 with me, buddy.                

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'K, hey, Ennis,                 
   this is not a great time.    

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   - Okay, fantastic.           
  I just gotta ask you          
a quick question.               

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 - Okay.                        
- Um, you used to my job, right?

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   The one that I'm currently   
 doing at GoBo?                 

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 - Logistics manager?           
    (Ennis): Exactly, yeah.     

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 Can you tell me how...         

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   - Sorry, can you be          
 more specific?                 

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   (Ennis): Oh, I sure can't.   

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- Okay, can you tell me         
 what Flout portal is?          

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 - Well, I'm not                
   on the dating apps anymore   

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   but it sounds like           
   it's for having an affair?   

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- Okay.                         
   - James?                     

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James?                          
   - Ennis?                     

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 Are you ready to start         
   your presentation?           

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   - Yeah. Yes. Ahem.           

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- All right, here we go.        

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   (phone vibrating)            

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  Buddy, I am starting          

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   to question the commitment   
  to your job.                  

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(Morris): Look at that.         
- Oh, it's the school.          

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 Hello?                         
 (Teacher): Hi, are you         
  Viv Berney's parent?          

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   - Yes, this is her father.   

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    (Teacher): Viv              
    has a case of pink eye.     

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 - Pingeye? I--                 
  (Teacher): Pink eye.          
 Conjunctivitis.                

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 - Pink eye. Oh.                
 (Teacher): Yes, can you please 
  come get her?                 

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  - Yeah, no, I will...         
I will come pick her up.        

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- How is the baby doing?        

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 - Great, very healthy.         
- Really active. A lot of kick--

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   - Sorry.                     
(clears throat)                 

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  The pregnancy                 
   is going very well.          

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And you wouldn't believe        
 what I've been craving.        

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  - Attention.                  
- Please.                       

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  Bo dotes on me like           
I'm the center of the universe. 

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   I have been craving          
  French fries.                 

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Who knows how many French fries 
 I've eaten this week.          

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 Around... ten.                 

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  - Speaking of helpless, um,   
   Mom is buying a new car.     

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 - Oh.                          
  - So, I'm gonna go with her   

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to make sure she doesn't        
 get scammed into buying        
  like, a luxury truck.         

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  - Thank you.                  
She's such an easy mark.        

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 Her cable company talked her   
 into the Loud Sports Channel.  

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   - Ah, LSC!                   

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 I got hooked on their          
   jet ski jousting.            

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Hey, if your mom's in the market

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   for a premium automobile,    
 I could always sell her mine.  

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 - Hmm. Uh, technical question, 
   is it good?                  

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- DJ setup in the trunk.        
  It's purple.                  

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And, spoiler alert, it has one. 

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  Does that sound good to you?  
 - No, it sounds lonely.        

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   - Astrid.                    
   - Marla.                     

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 - You're in the market         
   for a car?                   

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- Listening from the other room?
  - I have exceptional hearing. 

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It's how I gather intel.        
Like how Ennis has a lonely car.

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 - Okay, a lot of my happiest   
memories have been in that car. 

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 Yeah, that does sound lonely.  
- Listen to me.                 

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  It's the end of the month.    
 Go to the dealership at 4:00.  

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 They'll be desperate           
 to make their quotas.          

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   Offer five percent           
 more than factory cost         

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   and don't be afraid          
   to walk away. Never fails.   

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 - Just call me.                
   We'll sort it out.           

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 - But, I don't want eye drops! 

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- I know,                       
but I need you take 'em,        

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otherwise, you won't get better 

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   and Daddy                    
 can't get back to work, okay?  

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 - I don't like things          
   going in my eye.             

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  That's just who I am.         
 - Okay, okay, sweetie.         

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 I need you to take these drops 
'cause pink eye's               

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very contagious, and also gross 
  to look at for me.            

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   So, I just need you          
   to be brave, okay?           

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 - Okay.                        
   - Time to be brave.          

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  Brave, brave.                 
 It's time to be brave.         

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 Brave, brave.                  
   Time to be brave.            

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 Brave, brave.                  

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 These eye drops are not cheap. 

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   Can you please stop          
moving your head?               

178
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  - I'm not trying to,          
  my eyes are making me do it.  

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 - Ah!                          

180
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  I guess we're never gonna be  
  able to afford a dog          

181
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 if I gotta keep buying         
these eye drops.                

182
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   Oh! There she is.            

183
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  Okay. Okay.                   
  Here we go.                   

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  Here we go.                   

185
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It's not gonna hurt, I promise. 

186
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One, two, three.                

187
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   - That didn't hurt at all.   

188
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  ♪ We're getting a Doberman,   
  we're getting a Doberman ♪    

189
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  ♪ We're getting a Doberman ♪  

190
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  - You know, I have never had  
 a car that needed premium gas. 

191
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Are they good?                  
 - Mom, don't ask that          

192
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   in front of                  
 the salesperson, okay?         

193
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,516
 They're sharks who are looking 
for any opening.                

194
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:07,253
  - Who's ready                 
   to buy a car today?          

195
00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,056
   Definitely                   
not my last appointment.        

196
00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:13,025
   (laughs)                     
 Hey!                           

197
00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,328
  - Hi, Jenn.                   

198
00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,230
What are you doing here?        

199
00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,998
 - Well, sellin' cars.          

200
00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,400
   Quit stalking me, stalker.   

201
00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,803
  Hey, quick, call the cops,    
 my stalker's tracked me down.  

202
00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:27,406
   Just let me live my life!    
   I'm kidding. How are you?    

203
00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,908
- How do you two                
know each other?                

204
00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:32,545
   - Um, Jenn was our nurse     
 when we bought life insurance  

205
00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,514
 and also our real estate agent 

206
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 when we were thinking          
 about moving.                  

207
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:39,652
- I almost tricked them         
  into buying my mom's house.   

208
00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:40,887
   Ooh, boy!                    

209
00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,689
 Let's see if I can't trick ya  
  into buying a car.            

210
00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:47,360
  - Well, I want something fun  
  and funky with a little pep.  

211
00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:48,828
 - That is my exact type, too.  

212
00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,664
 Especially if you add          
  "secretly married".           

213
00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,333
   His name was Rick.           

214
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,370
Okay, I do think I have         
  something perfect.            

215
00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:00,973
I just...                       
   need to find the brochure.   

216
00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:05,211
 Oh, okay. Here we go.          

217
00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,047
This is a sedan,                
 if that means anything to you. 

218
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,182
  - I like it.                  
I mean, this is perfect.        

219
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:12,985
This, this is literally         
 exactly what I want.           

220
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,454
   - But Mom,                   
 we're not sure, right?         

221
00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,290
We're not sure?                 
We're not sure.                 

222
00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,091
   Hmm. Uh, how much?           

223
00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,027
- Ooh, uh, let me check         
the price list.                 

224
00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:24,130
 Ah, ha, ha, 30 grand.          

225
00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:26,299
   Wow, that's a lot.           
- It is.                        

226
00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:27,833
 - No, no, well,                
   what if I pay cash?          

227
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,936
 - What, cash?                  
 What are you, Scrooge McDuck?  

228
00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:33,539
  No, she's... she's prepared   
   to pay five percent more     

229
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,042
 than the manufacturer's price. 
   - What n--                   

230
00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:38,044
 - I don't think I can do that. 

231
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,746
  - Oh, weird.                  
   (chuckling)                  

232
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:43,115
   Because you know,            
the dealership down the street, 

233
00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:44,517
  that's what                   
 they're offering, so.          

234
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,586
  - What? That's a great deal.  

235
00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,521
  Oh my gosh,                   
 you should take that!          

236
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,956
- Ahem.                         

237
00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,591
 Okay.                          

238
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,292
Okay. Guess we're leaving then. 

239
00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:54,527
  Right, Mom?                   
 - No.                          

240
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,128
- Unless Jenn can match         
  the offer.                    

241
00:09:56,195 --> 00:09:58,264
  - I can't even match          
   my own socks, okay?          

242
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,300
So, best of luck                
at the other dealership.        

243
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,170
  Oh, can you ask them          
   if they are hiring?          

244
00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,238
 'Cause I'm on thin ice         
   over here.                   

245
00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,974
 - Hmm.                         

246
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,644
   - All right, well,           
 let's go, Mom.                 

247
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:12,812
   - No, I--                    

248
00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,514
   - Trust me,                  
   she's gonna follow us out.   

249
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,720
  Okay.                         
   - Bye now.                   

250
00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,323
 - Bye.                         

251
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,429
She's not following us.         

252
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,832
- No, we're legitimately        
just leaving now.               

253
00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,467
 - Ugh!                         

254
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:38,704
 - Let's talk mileage.          

255
00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,340
- Oh, uh, this car's definitely 
 been around.                   

256
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:44,076
   I mean, if she could talk.   
  Um, well, if this car         

257
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,845
could talk, I definitely        
wouldn't sell it to you.        

258
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:48,280
- Oh, no, no, no,               
 that would be amazing.         

259
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,950
I'm gonna need to know          
   the exact number of miles    

260
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,019
   the car has driven.          
 - Yeah.                        

261
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,888
As soon as I figure out         
 how to find that information,  

262
00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,456
  I will definitely tell you.   
- Okay.                         

263
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,925
- But the car's in great shape. 
- Why you sellin' it then, huh? 

264
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,661
 - Well, Astrid,                
   I feel that my life          

265
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,129
  is in a new place right now.  

266
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,364
 I changed jobs,                
 I deleted dating apps,         

267
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,233
   I um, got bored of my car.   

268
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:10,169
So, come on, let's cut          
   the crap and make a deal.    

269
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,538
 - All right,                   
 all right, all right.          

270
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,241
   Is it safe?                  
   - It's got airbags.          

271
00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:17,309
   It's got tons of airbags.    
  Getting in a crash            

272
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,845
   in this thing is like...     
  falling into a pillow fort.   

273
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,814
- She got tires?                
 - Yeah.                        

274
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,149
  - Does it have winter tires?  

275
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,217
   (sighing)                    

276
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,019
 Summer tires?                  
- Yes.                          

277
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:28,421
   - Cruise control.            
   (scoffs)                     

278
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,755
- Not when I'm driving.         

279
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,424
 Wink.                          
- Wink.                         

280
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,793
 - I don't know how to use it.  
It's on there.                  

281
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,595
- How fast does it go?          
- All the usual speeds?         

282
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,731
 - Ooh, mama like that.         

283
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,268
   Let's talk numbers.          
 - Yeah?                        

284
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:47,006
   Okay, that's a good deal.    

285
00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,076
   (James): Trying to           
   get something done           

286
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:52,044
when there's a kid at home sick 
 is a game of chance.           

287
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,679
   (Astrid): There's a chance   
  they'll wanna sleep,          

288
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,947
 or watch TV,                   
    or do homework.             

289
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,148
  (James): But there's a much   
 bigger chance                  

290
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,217
   that they'll want            
    your attention.             

291
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,486
 - I'm bored-a.                 

292
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,589
   - Well, good news,           
 I just cleared up enough space 

293
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,826
   on this laptop to download   
  Flout portal.                 

294
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,628
So, now I have about 30 minutes.

295
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,464
Do you wanna play work?         
- Yes!                          

296
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,999
   You'll be the boss           
 and I could be your secretary. 

297
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,868
- Or we could be equals         
  in a system                   

298
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,938
 that doesn't use a hierarchy,  
  and instead, values people    

299
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,741
  as individuals and what they  
 bring to the table separately, 

300
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,242
  and then gives them proper--  
(phone vibrating)               

301
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,011
 Oh, don't um, touch--          
- This is my daddy's secretary. 

302
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,047
  How could I help you?         
   - Viv, put the phone down.   

303
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,982
I'll be right with you.         
   - Uh-huh.                    

304
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:31,951
   - Ah, Viv.                   
 - Okay.                        

305
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:33,552
  - Give me the phone.          

306
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,121
Still infectious, honey sweetie.

307
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,355
  You can't be touching stuff   

308
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,823
 that's gonna get near          
people's faces.                 

309
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,092
 - Then you have to be          
the secretary.                  

310
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,794
   - Well, all right.           
  Who was that?                 

311
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,296
   - Felix.                     
And he forgot his presentation. 

312
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,398
  - Oh. You know what?          

313
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,067
 You know what?                 
   It's good.                   

314
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,102
   It's perfect even,           
because by the time we get back,

315
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,771
 this will be fully downloaded. 

316
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,507
Did he say where he left        
his presentation?               

317
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,545
Hey, I told you,                
   you're not allowed           

318
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,980
 to do homework                 
   on my work laptop.           

319
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,414
 This is for work only.         

320
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,716
Also you deleted my racing game.

321
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,018
 I need that back after class.  
   - M'kay.                     

322
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,221
   - Why is your hand raised?   
  - I'm in school mode.         

323
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,990
   It happens as soon           
   as I walk in here.           

324
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,324
   - Well, that's terrifying.   

325
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,093
  - Why is Viv dressed          
 like a pirate?                 

326
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,528
 - Well, I didn't want          
 the teachers to know           

327
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,763
 I brought a kid with pink eye  
  back into the school. Yes?    

328
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,966
  - Can I go to the bathroom?   
  - You may.                    

329
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,903
  - Oh, I think                 
it's my turn to present.        

330
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,839
   - Oh, cool, man.             
  Can I, can I come in there?   

331
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,074
   Maybe, maybe watch?          
- No, no, no, no.               

332
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,377
 Please don't.                  
   Just can you leave maybe?    

333
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,846
Or wait?                        
 - Absolutely, man. Absolutely. 

334
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,315
  (whistling)                   

335
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:38,651
  (Felix): Okay, hi everyone,   
 just loading this up.          

336
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,119
   - Oh, there he is.           

337
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:43,088
- Today I'm going to talk       
  to you about the Maned wolf.  

338
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,990
   - Hey, excuse me.            
- Huh?                          

339
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,760
  - You can't record students.  
  - Oh, no, no.                 

340
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,461
  No, I'm Felix's dad.          

341
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,031
 - So? It's against the rules.  
  And creepy.                   

342
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,733
- Okay.                         
  (chuckling)                   

343
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,702
 There's nothing creepy         
 going on here.                 

344
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,003
 - Hey!                         

345
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,706
 You promised me candy          
if I wore this costume.         

346
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,142
Time to pay up.                 

347
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,146
 - Dude.                        
 - We're just gonna go.         

348
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,181
Okay, come on, come on.         
- What about my candy?          

349
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,483
   - Shh-shh-shh-shh.           
   Everything you say is bad.   

350
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,018
 - Ah.                          
- Step.                         

351
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:14,486
 Okay.                          
- Okay.                         

352
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:18,390
 - Almost there.                
 - Uh, I can close my own eyes. 

353
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,627
   - Ta-da!                     

354
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,197
 Your new car!                  
  - My what?                    

355
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:29,635
  - Low mileage, great price,   
airbags galore.                 

356
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,705
  - It's an eyesore.            
 - Well, you'll be in the car,  

357
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,139
where you can't see it.         
   - Well--                     

358
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,875
 - It's safe, it's affordable.  

359
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,576
   This is a great car          
  for you, Mom.                 

360
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,945
 - It looks like an eggplant,   
 and I don't know if you know,  

361
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,413
  but eggplant means something  
 different now.                 

362
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,883
- Yes, I've heard. Why don't you
  sit behind the wheel?         

363
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,184
   There's a bit of             
 a cologne smell but--          

364
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,253
 - What I need, Astrid,         
is for you to understand        

365
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,121
 you don't need to hold my hand 
  through buying a car.         

366
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,756
  - Mom, you always get talked  

367
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,057
   into buying things           
 you don't need.                

368
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,026
- I decide what I need.         

369
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,162
 I pinched pennies all my life  
raising two kids alone.         

370
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,165
   Now I can buy an extended    
   warranty for my toaster,     

371
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,602
   or a premium subscription    
to an egg recipe app if I want. 

372
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,437
 So, butt out.                  

373
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,310
(James): What?                  
   (Astrid): I hate             
 when my mom is right.          

374
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,045
- Hmm.                          
- She's gonna buy a gold Hummer 

375
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,346
   just to spite me.            

376
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,948
- How was Ennis                 
   with taking his car back?    

377
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:19,351
- Yeah, fine. He sold it        
to a piercing influencer        
   who paid all cash.           

378
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,520
 - I do not understand          
the job market.                 

379
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,621
   I really hope I get hired.   

380
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,157
  - If you get hired,           
   can we buy a gold Hummer?    

381
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,892
  Just so my mom can't gloat?   

382
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,427
- This family definitely        
   needs another car,           

383
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,997
otherwise, some member is gonna 
have to get voted off.          

384
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,967
 Oh hey, Felix,                 
   my man, come here.           

385
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:39,104
   You got my laptop?           
   - Um, it's in my backpack.   

386
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,907
- Okay, can you, can you get it?

387
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:46,478
 - My backpack's                
  at school, so... no.          

388
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,182
   - Uh-huh.                    

389
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,618
here                            

390
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,653
and desperate to make this sale.

391
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,823
 Bad news, I'm a pretty         
  darn good negotiator.         

392
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,792
   (laughing)                   

393
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,428
- Astrid,                       
what are you doing here?        

394
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,829
  I thought I told you          
  to butt out?                  

395
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,498
 - Yes, you did,                
   and you were right.          

396
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,834
 My butt's here to support you. 

397
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,469
 - Oh.                          

398
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,604
   Thank you.                   

399
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:16,141
   Thank you, sweetie.          
   - Ugh, get a room!           

400
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,476
   (laughing)                   
  I'm kidding.                  

401
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,911
   I'm weird about intimacy,    

402
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,680
 but I am signed up for         
 a workshop at the library, so. 

403
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,883
- Well, I am buying a car today 
  so, sell me something good.   

404
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,653
- Unfortunately,                
   the sedan is gone.           

405
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,855
  - Oh.                         
- But we did just get in        

406
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,690
a minivan that could do         
  the trick.                    

407
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,726
- What's wrong with it?         
  - Nothing.                    

408
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,028
Except no one would ever        
  wanna be caught dead in one.  

409
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,963
   (laughing)                   

410
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,466
Ironically, no one would,       
   because they're that safe.   

411
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,402
- Yeah, boring.                 
- Yeah, preach.                 

412
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,637
   - Hold on,                   
how much is the minivan?        

413
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:48,807
 - Well, let me put it          
 this way, very cheap.          

414
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,777
  - Do you want                 
  the minivan, Astrid?          

415
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,681
- I mean, we... we need         
the extra room.                 

416
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,783
 But no, I'm here for you, Mom. 

417
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,119
 - No, but what if I take over  
   your car payments            

418
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,622
and you buy the minivan?        
  - We can't afford it.         

419
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,324
- Well, you can if the payments 

420
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,059
  are the same                  
  as your current car.          

421
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,160
 - Yes, but I--                 

422
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,429
  - And maybe I could splurge   
  on the difference.            

423
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,431
  Hmm?                          
What are your financing options?

424
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,633
 - I don't know.                
I faked my way through training.

425
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,569
 But my manager owes me         
  a huge favor.                 

426
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,339
 - Well then,                   
 it's time to cash in.          

427
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,741
   All right!                   
 - Yeah!                        

428
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,113
  (Astrid): I should probably   
  call James.                   

429
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,949
- I saw him do a crime.         
An illegal one.                 

430
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,284
   It wasn't murder.            

431
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,020
  But I think, under the right  
circumstances, he could--       

432
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,056
Hi, Rick? Yeah.                 

433
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,426
   (James): Thank you so much   
  for seeing me again.          

434
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,695
 - Yeah, uh, I'm sorry,         
  do you have pink eye?         

435
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,531
  - Yeah, I know it looks bad,  
but it's not contagious.        

436
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,267
 You know what else looks bad?  
 That I didn't finish           
   that assessment.             

437
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,735
- Or even start.                

438
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,771
- Well, I think if you consider 
 why I didn't finish.           

439
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,873
- Start.                        
 - Not only will you understand 

440
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,577
but you might even be impressed.
 - Sure.                        

441
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,648
  I like a challenge. I can do  
Sudoku with either hand.        

442
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:06,685
  - Okay, so what had happened  
 was, I was managing...         

443
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,122
   a series of circumstances,   
scenarios, if you will, at home.

444
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:14,426
All of which I resolved         
   on time and under budget.    

445
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,129
   Because although             
   I am not detail oriented,    

446
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,665
   I am very result oriented.   

447
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,234
  Which, if I recall, was one   
   of the job requirements.     

448
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:26,872
  In conclusion, bottom line,   
  I am great under pressure.    

449
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,509
When things go bad, I'm the guy 
you want on your team.          

450
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,912
   - Well, that... that does    
   sound impressive.            

451
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,747
  Uh, but from my perspective,  

452
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,117
  I asked you to do one thing   
 and you didn't do it.          

453
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,018
 - Yeah, I know                 
 it's a total red flag.         

454
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,688
 Ah, I would be so good         
  at this job, though.          

455
00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,557
- I bet. Unfortunately,         
we went in a different,         

456
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,593
  younger, cheaper direction.   

457
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,728
 - Hmm, right.                  

458
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,432
 - Yeah.                        
   - I am contagious.           

459
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,168
 - But you, you shook my hand.  
- That's on you, buddy.         

460
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:59,271
   Literally. And so,           
  you got it for sure.          

461
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,006
  Muah! Peace!                  

462
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,509
  (Astrid): You disappointed?   

463
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:06,512
   - No, I'm more um,           
what's the word?                

464
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:09,214
  Oh, crushed.                  
- Right.                        

465
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,017
   When your favorite           
giraffe died at the zoo.        

466
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,952
   - He did?                    
 - No.                          

467
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,021
- Felix, my man.                

468
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,023
 - Hey, how'd today go?         

469
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,859
- Oh, you mean my A-plus        
  presentation?                 

470
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,494
   - What?!                     
   - Amazing, buddy.            

471
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,229
- Thanks for bringing me        
  the computer.                 

472
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,331
 You totally saved me.          

473
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,634
   (Astrid): We'd do anything   
  for our kids,                 

474
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,802
 but a little gratitude         
    goes a long way.            

475
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,671
 (James): Because we're starved 
    for appreciation.           

476
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,173
   (Astrid): Yeah, it's such    
    a thankless job             

477
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:37,075
    that any drop of thanks     
   feels like a thank flood.    

478
00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,710
    It's frankly unhealthy.     
(James): Oh, totally unhealthy. 

479
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:39,711
    But we love it!             

480
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,113
This can go on the fridge, man. 

481
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,218
 is a good fit for you?         

482
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,320
- Well, I wanna tell ya         
   a couple things.             

483
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,089
 It starts with my very birth.  

484
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:54,493
I ripped my way into this world.
  - Here we go.                 

485
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,329
   - Yeah. And I fully intend   
  to do that in this position.  

486
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,498
- That's not necessary.         
 - But I think that that shows  

487
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:03,168
   that I'm determined          
  and that I can be aggressive  
   when I need to be.           

488
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,938
 - How familiar are you         
 with livestock?                

489
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,639
   - Oh, livestock, I do have   

490
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,741
 some experience with.          
- Oh, really? Oh, that's great. 

491
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:13,412
  - Little bit more experience  
   with what I would refer to   
  as deadstock.                 

492
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:16,014
  - Deadstock?                  
  - Yeah, I ran a pet cemetery  

493
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,583
 as a teenager.                 

494
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,818
   - You seem like a, a great   
 candidate for this job.        

495
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,720
I'm just worried that,          
  you know, with your history   

496
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,223
 the last three years,          
   that maybe you would jump    

497
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,158
to something else if it,        
 if it came up.                 

498
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,060
   - Close your eyes.           
  - Right now?                  

499
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,194
   - Please.                    

500
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:30,929
   I want you to think          
  of the number                 

501
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,298
   you were thinking of paying  
 the person that gets this job. 

502
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,068
 - Okay.                        
   - Make it smaller.           

503
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,636
- You're hired.                 
  (chuckling)                   

504
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,507
   No benefits though.          
  - Oh.                         

505
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,443
   (laughing)                   
Well, I think we should,        

506
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,845
you know,                       
   keep it platonic to start.   

507
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,849
(rhythmic music)                

508
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,810
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