We're talking right now, but you could be sleepin'.
I don't--baby, I don't mean me.
I mean...a therapist.
[Danni] Previously on Sistas...
I'm telling you, Zac, look at me.
There is no way we're not coming home with your son.
Girl must didn't tell you.
Girl, Calvin moved away with a white bitch.
You want me to invite Zac over here
to help out with my new salon?
The -- is your baby daddy, ain't he?
Let's clear the air, shall we?
Yeah.
Gary?
Oh my god!
[Gary] Um...
Gary, what are you doing?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, just listen.
You are sick!
It's...it's not what you think.
Oh, really?
Because what I see is my fiancé jacking off
to his ex's dirty panties.
-Keep your voice down! -Don't tell me what to do.
-They're clean. -Nothing has changed.
-You are obsessed with Andi! -I was just horny.
I was looking at you during dinner.
Don't, don't, don't you -- touch me.
Okay, it's nothing.
You think I'm a fool, don't you?
I think you're overreacting, okay?
[Andi] Um, is everything okay?
Yeah, uh, P's just helping me get something out of my eye.
[music]
Shit. Clean it up...
Andi.
Ooh.
Thank you so much for hosting tonight, but...
we're gonna head out. I'm not feeling that great.
Is there something I can get for you?
-No. -Are you okay?
Um, no, it's okay. We're just gonna go.
Hey. Feel better, sis.
Thank you.
Gary.
I'm glad we did this.
Yeah. Me too.
All right, just--
This is really a nice shirt.
Um, [laughs]
I know it's gonna take some time to get used to,
but, um...
you have my undivided support.
-I appreciate that. -Gary, are you ready?
Yes, I am.
Well, the queen isn't feeling so well,
so, uh...gettin' out of here.
Must've been Andi's cooking.
Uh, no. She's pregnant...
and tired of your shit.
Good night!
Well, that was interesting.
I have so many thoughts about tonight.
Yeah, me too.
First of all, $100,000?
How much is that brother worth?
A lot, and I'm sure that was nothing to him.
Well, before we get into all that...
Mm-hmm?
How about...
No. [laughs]
[Jordan] How about we get into somethin' else?
Don't try to make me laugh!
This is serious!
I'm serious!
Baby.
Look at that kitchen.
It's a mess.
I'm so tired. I have to clean it.
I hate a dirty kitchen.
-How about I clean up-- -Ooh.
-and you... -That's sexy.
-Ooh! -get out of this dress?
-I think I can do that. -Yeah, you can do that?
Say that one more time. How about...
How about I clean up...
-Ooh! -Mm-hmm.
-and you get out of this dress? -Okay!
[laughs]
[Andi laughs]
[footsteps]
[sighs]
♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're goin' out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪
I don't know why your ass was rushin' out of here.
It's not like you got the keys.
Shut up.
-The -- are you talking to? -You.
I can't believe I gave you another chance.
You're on this bullshit.
You know how -- up you gotta be
to be jackin' off to your ex's panties
while your pregnant fiancée's in the other room?
Relax, all right?
Sometimes men do strange things to get off.
-Get over it. -Are you kidding me?
Get over it?
Keep your voice down.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you don't want the whole world to know
-how -- sick you are! -I said keep your voice down!
There might be -- cameras in here.
Let me go, Gary!
Not until you shut the -- up.
It's your fault, anyway.
I'm trying to -- you for over a week
and you keep giving me the same lame-ass excuse.
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, I've got a headache!
Oh, I'm not feeling well!"
Actin' like you're the first woman to ever have a kid.
I need time to just think about all this.
Enjoy your night at my house--by yourself.
Jesus.
Damn!
[crickets chirping]
Don't make yourself comfortable, negro.
You're drinkin' a lot of my wine today.
Danni, just hear me out.
I've been hearing you out for the past hour, Sabrina.
Where's Rich, hm?
Don't you wanna have some pillow talk with him?
No, we're not meeting up tonight.
But about you.
Yes, about me.
For the last time, I don't need therapy.
I'm good.
Do you think those, um, dreams you're having
is because of Preston?
Oh, I get it, I get it.
You're my therapist.
Okay, all right.
I'm just saying, ever since he left, you've just been--
So happy?
Consistent, stable, no wishy-washiness?
No wondering how someone can say they love you
and then they leave? It's great.
I'm havin' a blast.
-Right, right, right. -[Danni] Mm-hmm.
You have been happier, as you're saying.
But I'm just wondering...
if maybe, you know...
it's like a subconscious emotional thing, you know?
You did the crazy signal.
No, it's, it's in your head, Danni!
You know, your dreams come from your subconscious?
It can be an emotional thing!
Maybe you...maybe you have some pain there with Preston.
I'm good, Sabrina.
-Are you sure? -[Danni] Yes.
Is it childhood trauma?
-Now you know-- -No, really!
--we don't do that. Sabrina, no.
We all have it. Look, I'm just sayin'.
If you go to a therapist,
it could really help you pinpoint the problem.
I think you're right.
I think we should pinpoint...
the end of this conversation.
And you could pinpoint the door.
[tapping on door]
[sighs]
Whoa, man, it's late!
I need a place to stay. You owe me.
For what?
Tamara?
I'm the one who hired that PI
and told you she was playing you?
-Remember? -Yeah, so?
So that shit wasn't cheap, so consider this your payment.
What's wrong with your house?
Penelope's pissed at me.
About what?
I don't know. Some shit I said.
It's no biggie. She'll get over it.
I just need a place to stay tonight.
[sighs] As long as it's just for tonight, man.
Yeah, anyway...
This, this all you got? Where your bar at?
You ain't got none of the good stuff?
Ole girl took all my good shit. I need to restock.
All right, well, have a drink with me, hm?
Hell no, bro. I got a meeting in the morning.
You know I work. Don't you have a job
you're supposed to go to in the morning?
Hayden...have one drink with your boy, all right?
Then you can go to bed and be a grandpa or whatever.
Damn!
Hey.
Here's to -- bitches and getting money.
You actin' like you ain't engaged.
No, come on, man.
You know I'm never getting married.
I just gave her that ring to buy some time.
Damn, cold world.
Hayden...
You know Jordan Williams?
I heard he's running for council, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You and I are gonna ruin him together.
Hell no.
I don't even know this dude.
When has that ever stopped you before?
Listen, unless he stole my money or he -- my bitch,
you can count me out.
[music]
Ah.
There she goes.
What is this?
This is your favorite.
Gluten-free oatmeal with the fresh strawberries,
plus your extremely complicated coffee order
so you don't have to stop on your way to work.
Try it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead...
I must've really put it on you last night.
Oh, that's every night.
That 4 o'clock in the morning sex?
That hit different.
-Thank you. -Yes, yes. So welcome.
Come on, come on. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Okay, just for a few minutes. I have got to get ready.
All I need is fifteen, have breakfast with your king.
So, what have you been workin' on?
Oh, just, you know, simple stuff.
I'm actually thinking about starting a trust for Michael.
That's a good idea.
And Zac Junior.
[music]
You've already named him?
I mean...I can't do it by myself,
but I was thinking I'd talk to Karen about it.
I mean...yeah, I guess.
Isn't it too soon to start a trust
for a baby that's not even here yet?
Nah, people do it all the time.
I really be slappin' this shit, yo.
What!?
I feel like you need to get your ducks in a row.
Ducks in a row? What, you talkin'
like somebody auntie!
[laughs]
Zac, you got a lot goin' on.
Look, I just want you to be smart, that's all.
[Zac] You was just fine with it
a second ago when I talking about Michael.
Yeah, and I changed my mind, okay?
Look, you know what? Technically it's your money.
Where you going?!
Look, I gotta get ready for work and...
don't forget, we have our meeting with Andi today.
That's right, you got a meeting with Andi today.
Zac?
Did you forget?
No!
Okay, yes, I did.
I did, I forgot, okay?
But why she can't just come here?
I hate that office!
Andi is squeezing us into her schedule.
We gotta prep for the arbitration, come on!
Okay, okay, I got you!
Zac, 11:00 AM. Be on time.
Yes, sir! Fatima, sir!
-I'm not playin', Zac. -All right.
It's early in the morning. You so serious!
That's how you gonna be as a mom?
[mocking] 11 o'clock! 11 o'clock!
Why you stompin' on the stair!?
[music]
Well, good morning to you too.
I only say good morning to people who I like at work.
I see, uh, having a new man
hasn't helped you with your attitude, huh?
And how would you know that I have a...new man...
Gary. Of course. I should've known.
I mean, I guess I live rent free in both of your minds.
Please, don't flatter yourself.
That's all Gary. That ain't me.
Speaking of which, what's up with Gary?
What do you mean?
He's always into some kind of deep shit.
You know he's beefin' his girl last night?
Slept at my house.
Really?
Are you sure they're beefing?
I had dinner with them last night and they seemed fine.
Well, give them the Oscar, the Image Award,
and the Grammy for Best Actor 'cause they lyin' to your face.
Okay, a Grammy is...
Never mind.
Did he say what they were beefing about?
Spared no details.
Just kept callin' her a fat, insecure --.
I knew he was fakin' it.
Gary is the king of code switching.
Yeah, well, I need to get this dude out of my house.
He had me up all night talking about hoes and money and sports.
-- I look like, a BFF?
-I thought you guys were BFFs. -Nah.
I don't even know what this -- does for a living.
-He runs a hedge fund. -Still? I don't know.
I think he's into some other shit.
Like, I don't know, something seems off.
Like, this dude is always plottin' and plannin' and--
Ugh!
Is he bothering you, Andi?
No, we are just talking this time.
-What his thirsty ass want? -The only person thirsty
is that weak-ass dude you got at home.
Say it again and see what happens.
Okay, okay...
You really think I'm scared of you?
Stop, stop! You two? This is getting old.
How about we squash whatever this is?
[Both] No.
Okay.
[Both] No.
[music]
[Pam] Girl, you should not be on the ladder
in your condition. Let me do that!
I'm fine.
No, this could injure you.
It's two steps!
And even two steps could hurt y'all.
Oh, babe.
[door opens]
Let me get down.
Hello...
[music]
I can sign for those, sweetheart.
-And your name is? -Pamela Malbrough.
But my close friends call me Pam.
-And yours? -My name is Trey.
-Well, ain't you cute, Trey. -Thank you.
Uh, where should I put these?
You can set them on the counter.
-Pam? -Huh?
What's all that?
Oh, just a little décor for the salon.
Okay, like what?
You know, like some candles, rugs,
little trinkets I saw on social media.
Oh, okay, well, who paid for all that?
The company. It's a write-off.
Pam, do you know how write-offs work?
Yes! You send the receipts in to the write-off people
and the government pays for it, hello?
-Write-off people... -What's your name, miss?
-Karen. -Well, Karen,
if you need to return any of this,
just give me a call. I'll come back for it.
So since when did delivery folks give business cards?
I'm 100 percent sure you're gonna have to come back
and pick all this up, yeah.
I hope so.
[laughs]
Yeah!
We don't even need this.
Ooh!
It smells. What is it?
-It's bull semen. -What!?
Um...it's the secret ingredient
to my hair product I'm selling.
Pam?
All this stuff is goin' back.
Ew! Ugh!
Semen isn't refundable!
[laughs]
[Sabrina] Absolutely.
Enjoy your new house and congratulations again.
Yes, we'll talk soon.
Bye!
[phone buzzing]
Hey, girl.
[Karen] Hey, Brina, um...
Look, I, I think I need to apply for a personal loan.
Can you help me get one?
But didn't you just get a business loan for the salon?
Yeah, I did, but...it's almost gone.
And the shop ain't finished.
Pam keeps ordering things I don't need.
I still gotta pay my own damn bills and...
I've got a baby on the way.
Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
Well, I did just help this newlywed couple
with a personal loan and they did have loads of debt, so...
Okay, well, I don't have the luxury
of splitting a loan with a significant other.
Hello?
Brina?
Huh?
I'm sorry, sorry, yeah.
Um...
Hey, I have a question.
Do you ever wonder about...
you know, the future?
The marriage.
You have the kids on the way, so the whole family thing?
Um, no, I don't.
I just live my life day by day.
I don't live on some fantasy island.
[Sabrina] You don't want it?
You don't think that we deserve that?
That picture-perfect future?
Yeah, I guess.
But I'm focused on my baby and my business right now,
so if that comes later, great, but...
Why you askin' me about all this?
I was just wondering.
Anyway, what if I come by this weekend?
We can discuss your options.
Oh, thank you so much, Brina.
That would be so helpful.
Okay, girl, I'll talk to you later.
Oh, and tell the baby Auntie Sabrina says hi,
her favorite auntie.
I gotta go.
Yoo-hoo.
I can hear your conversation in the hall.
Remember, no personal phone calls, Sabrina.
I love everything that's going on with you.
[music]
I cannot believe they were cappin'
at the dinner table like that.
And the fact that Gary had to stay with Hayden.
That's crazy, right?
Yeah, but you know what?
That should not be your focus, okay?
Your focus should be on Jordan.
So -- Gary and his fake life.
Agreed.
-Oh! -What's up?
Hey, baby. You look nice.
Yeah, I decided to switch it up a little bit.
I like it.
-It's nice, yeah. -Yeah.
-Hi, Zac. -What's up, Andi?
-Let's get to it, shall we? -[Fatima] Yes.
Okay, so the arbitrator will hear both sides.
You are able to present witness testimony or documents.
Good. See, I got pictures.
I got witness testimony from the neighbor, the social worker,
-and, and I got hospital bills. -Yep.
Wow, you are on it.
I'm good, thanks to my baby over here.
Okay, after the hearing, they will make a decision.
If neither party appeals, it will be binding,
like a judge order.
I feel confident they'll rule in our favor.
Yeah.
I'm confident as well, but I need you both,
namely Fatima, to remember
that, um, you need to release any feelings
that you have for Heather.
Okay? Practice your phraseology.
We don't want to inject any negative emotion in the case.
Okay, uh, it'll be hard, but I'll try.
We will both practice.
-We'll both... -Yeah.
[Andi] Okay.
Okay, I need you to practice.
Okay.
Okay, lastly, when's the date?
-Date? -Date for what?
The wedding.
That's a great question.
Okay, look, you guys, optics matter in this situation.
It's going to look good if Michael
is in a stable, two-parent household.
Okay.
Okay, let's get to it.
-Yes, thank you. -[Andi] Mm-hmm.
-All right. -Date. Date.
We'll talk bout this later?
Date.
Date...shit.
[sighs] Oh my gosh, this is too much.
All right, looks like I can get you into 27B.
It's a window seat. That doesn't usually happen.
It's, like, in the middle.
[Tony] Hey, Danni!
So sorry to interrupt, but...
can I borrow some printer paper?
-Sure, Tony. -[Tony] Thank you.
I'll just grab it real quick.
Okay.
All right.
We will, uh, call your boarding...group.
Thank you for flying Higher Airlines.
Just appreciate it so much.
[smacks hand on desk, inhales sharply]
[gulps, squeaks]
Really, Tony? What the --?
I just, um, wanted a quick taste.
You know, there are cameras everywhere.
Oh, cameras don't see down there.
You know one of these days you're gonna get caught.
And, uh, I'm not going down with you.
Get caught? Oh...
That shit turns me on.
I hope they catch us.
So, how was last night?
Oh, you got some nerve.
-What did I do? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
After the shit you just pulled,
and then you ambush me with Sabrina,
tellin' me I need therapy?
Huh? Huh!
I just figured she'd offer you another perspective.
Well, it didn't work.
All it did was piss me off, wasted my time and my wine,
which you need to replace.
You know what?
You are so stubborn, you know that?
Thank you. Yeah, I've been told.
How 'bout you meet me at my office
-in, let's say, 15 minutes? -For?
Uh, I'm gonna break that stubbornness real quick.
Fifteen.
I'll think about it.
Okay, oh.
[music]
[line trilling]
[phone buzzing]
Please tell me you're not calling to cancel helping me
set up for the grand opening?
No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna be there.
I'm just calling to see if you wanna do brunch tomorrow.
Brunch?
To sit down and watch all y'all get sloppy drunk
while I sip my water? No, thanks.
Karen, it's not about just getting drunk.
It's about bonding. Hello?
Yeah, but you plannin' the brunch,
so I know what that means.
You know what, Karen? You're just mad you can't drink.
Don't say I never told you nothin'.
-[Karen] Trust me, I won't. -Mm-hmm.
[Karen] Bye, Danni!
♪ This the type of vibe ♪
♪ Ooh, wow ♪
♪ It's a whole new frequency ♪
So how do you want it, mister...
Ben-suck-me-dry-7.
Yeah, I can do it better than your old bitch wife can,
-can I? -[cam customer groans]
You stop that!
What the hell are you doing here?
The door was open!
You stole my key, musta.
What is all of this?
[ cam customer gasping, groaning]
Who is that?
Okay! I'll be back, all right?
You stick with it! And give me a tip, okay?
Limp-dick loser.
Hi.
This is my work.
Um, I'm makin' money.
Okay...
I-wait.
Is this the sex camera thing that you were talking about?
It's not a sex camera thing, --.
It's called Fixation, and it's an honest living.
I make three times your salary.
And it's fun.
Fun?
How is--how is that fun?
It's like you're selling your body.
Sellin' my...
You watch your -- mouth. I'm not sellin' my body.
I'm selling dreams
to white men who have low self-esteem
and I'm making a lot of money.
It's reparations.
Seems desperate.
Listen, if Soulja Boy can do it, so can I!
I don't know, I don't--I don't--
Oh, gosh, I don't like this.
What the -- are you doing here anyway?
I just came by to get my dress that I left
before Calvin moved.
You talkin' about that purple one with the yellow stripes?
Uh-huh.
[Calvin] Uh...
Well, bitch, that been gone.
Why? What happened to it? I want to wear it for brunch.
Well, I had a client who wanted me to dress like
a dowdy, chatty peasant girl with a funny build, and...
that was the perfect dress.
Whatever, Maurice.
I gotta go. Can I borrow these?
Sure.
Rich might like 'em.
That sure is a wrinkled skirt, bitch.
Are your insides okay?
Oh, girl, die!
[handcuffs jingle]
Okay, so I have a big question.
Hm?
Is Jordan low key making me, like, a sex addict?
[laughter]
Andi, stop capping.
-You've been one. -Exactly.
Okay, that's fair.
But making love with him is just...mmm...
--, is his dick bigger than Gary's or not?
Oh my gosh, Danni--
That's what the people wanna know.
Will you let his dick size go?
-Seriously. -It's impressive, but oy...
It's the only thing that explains
how he had that stronghold on you.
-He did. -You've seen his...
Oh yeah. I think twice.
-Yeah, I walked in on 'em. -Oh wow.
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -Danni...
Yeah. It was, it was Donkey Kong.
-Uh-uh. -[Danni] I'm just...
[Andi] It was.
Probably wraps it around the neck--
First of all, he doesn't compare to Jordan,
if you get my meaning.
-Look, I do. Cheers to that. -Cheers.
-Cheers to that. -Clink, clink, clink, clink.
Girl, he's hittin' [indistinct].
But to inches and thickness.
[Others] To inches and thickness!
I like that. [glasses clinking]
[laughter]
[Sabrina] That's good.
So wait, how are things with you and Tony?
Really good.
He's harassing me about therapy, but good.
[Sabrina] "Harassing" is a very extreme word.
[Danni] It's, it's harassment.
[Sabrina] Tony is concerned
because Danni's been having a lot of nightmares,
and he thinks that she should go to therapy.
I agree.
I just love how you're my spokesperson now.
Wait, so...
What's wrong with therapy, Danni?
Andi, I don't wanna lay on some dirty-ass couch
while some old white man tells me how to process
-my Black woman feelings. -Okay.
Well, I have a therapist, and she's Black.
Her name is Cretia, and she's really cool.
And Danni, when I tell you, she has helped me through a lot.
You'd really like her, I'm telling you.
Nobody can handle me, so...
Are you serious?
Look, she deals with all types of personalities.
Just the other day, we were kee-keeing and talking shit.
I'm telling you, she'll adapt to you.
It'll be fine.
Okay, well, where is her office?
-Far as hell. -Oh, see?
But, but, but she does virtuals and she'll come to you,
so there's no excuse.
-No excuse. -No excuse.
I don't, I don't like this tone you've got.
Say I were to light up in, in session, she would...
She might roll up with you.
-Come on. -Yes, okay?
Yes, no, she's not the judgy type.
She's worked miracles on me. Y'all see? The group?
Yes. I'm proud of you. You have grown.
-Thank you. -All right.
Well, if anybody's kept you from shooting Karen,
then...sign me up.
-Yes. -There you go. I got you.
I'll send you the information.
Fatima [indistinct].
No, no, what's your plan?
Y'all ain't got it together neither.
Listen, okay? I'm just happy! I'm excited.
-It's good news. -[Sabrina] Okay?
It's great news.
But I do have a serious question for you ladies.
And we have very unserious answers.
Continue.
-[Sabrina] Andi. -Mm-hmm.
Have you guys ever thought about marriage and kids?
Way to ruin the mood, Sabrina.
It's not ruining the moment, come on.
I wanna have two of my own, but...
I have to deal with two that aren't mine right now, so...
And it might not be Zac's, personally...
Wait, you don't think it's Zac's either?
Wait, what baby are we talking about?
There's so many.
-Zac Junior. -Zac Junior!?
Junior? Is that his name? Really?
No, seriously. He's gonna ask Karen today!
[laughter]
I know damn well.
[Fatima] Listen, it's not funny.
-Seriously. -[Andi] Okay, okay.
I was supposed to have the junior.
Yes, of course!
So I do have a problem with it,
but he's supposed to ask her today, so, I don't know.
Zac Junior?
Well, you know, there's nothing wrong with
getting a paternity test, you know, being sure.
[Fatima] She's right. I, I agree with you.
And I've been thinking the same thing.
Especially now that he's talking about
opening up a trust in the child's name.
Oh, hell no! You've got to know.
Drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink.
-Trust? -Yup.
[music]
[door unlocking] Move the ball!
-Hey, honey. -Hey, baby.
I'm home.
-How was brunch? -It was so good.
We talked about love, sex, inches, kids.
[laughs] You know what, baby? I don't even wanna know.
It's all good.
Guess what else we talked about?
Please don't tell me you told your girls about my stuff.
You wouldn't talk to them about that, would you?
Why would I?
It's like you want me to tell them.
No, no, no, I'm just sayin', you know?
-You trying to be that --? -No, baby, look--
Sweetie, I love my girls.
They will never know what my man's workin' with.
Good, good, 'cause you know
that's for your eyes only, right?
You're damn right. Guess what else we talked about.
[music]
You know what? I don't know.
-Tell me. -Therapy.
-Okay. -Mm-hmm.
That's great news.
So what did you guys decide?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna try it.
Wow, baby! That's great!
What did they say to convince you?
Fatima has a therapist named Cretia.
She seems cool, so I'mma give it one shot.
Yeah?
Baby, I'm so proud of you.
One time. That's it.
Yeah, that's all I ask for.
[laughs]
All right, um...
Baby, a little bit more.
[music]
Let's get in the bed.
[music]
Mm, mm, mm.
Mm, I taste... pineapple mimosas?
-Mm-hmm. -[chuckles]
You know what I wanna taste? Have some.
Oh, why don't you show me?
I can show you. Yes, I can.
-Mm! -Mm.
You're so sexy.
[laughs]
So, how many kids do you want?
Huh, huh?
-Kids! -Mm.
Do you want, like, one, two, three?
Six!?
None, actually.
-None!? -No, no, no.
-You don't want kids? -No, I never--
I never had the desire to have kids.
[laughing] Oh, come on!
Whoo!
-You all right? -Yeah. [laughs]
Okay, so wait. You don't want kids?
So it's just gonna be about you and your wife?
Mm, mm, no, actually,
'cause I don't believe in marriage anymore.
Who doesn't believe in marriage?
A lot of people, actually.
But I've seen way too many people in my lifetime
get divorced, including myself.
I'm good with just a solid partnership.
So, you...you're just gonna be you and your wife in a big house
with no kids?
Uh, I mean, I prefer a condo, but yeah,
that's, that's kind of the idea.
A dog?
I prefer cats.
Okay.
Hey, hey, baby, baby, look.
I'm good. Listen, I can also...
Mm, I can change your mind about kids.
Look, I'm not, I'm not sure about that, love.
My mind is pretty much made up.
Oh no, screw your mind. I can change it, okay?
Do you know what it takes to have babies?
Yeah, yeah, I think I got a pretty good idea
of what it is, okay?
Well then, you know that I'm gonna need your sperm!
Yes!
-My what? -Your sperm!
'Cause I can't make a baby by myself!
Hold up, my sperm?
Yeah, I need--duh!
I can't make the baby by myself.
-Uh, right? -Right.
Here, I have an idea.
Let's practice.
-All right... -Yeah, come on.
Come follow me.
Follow me.
Let's practice making a baby.
Yeah.
-Yeah...yeah, I see it. -Yeah!
-[Sabrina] Yeah. - Sabrina--
[Sabrina] I wanna practice making a baby...
Sabrina?
I'll be right-- Aw, shit.
Sabrina?
She asleep?
You good in there?
[mutters to self]
[music]
[Jordan] There she is.
[Andi] There you are.
Your baby's got some good news today.
Mm? I'm listening.
I just secured an endorsement from the mayor.
The mayor?
Oh, you so fancy!
Yes, the mayor!
-Come here. -Oh!
And so you know what that means?
That you have one up on your opponent.
Yes, and I'm not really worried about that because
I also secured the top leading PR agency for press.
You know, and I'm really excited for them to meet you
because I think that...
-Andi? -Hm?
Are you listening?
I heard some things.
[chuckles]
Not what I wanted to hear, but...
-Okay, well-- -Congratulations.
-PR, right? PR! -Yes, yes, yes, hey, hey.
Yes?
Can I at least finish cooking first?
You know, the funny thing is, um, I'm full.
So all I need is some dessert.
[Jordan] Mm, uh-huh.
Okay.
[music]
There my baby go. What's up?
You tipsy from brunch?
No, I feel nice.
How was it?
It was fun.
Was Karen there?
Nope, she didn't wanna come.
Think that's why they invited you?
I'm pretty sure.
-Yeah. -Where you headed?
To the gym.
Gonna get one in before dinner.
Okay.
Can I get a kiss? A hug or something?
Damn, what the hell was that?
I can't get no kiss, no hug, no nothin'?
[music]
What's wrong with you?
Nothin', nothin'.
You sure? Come on.
Yeah, I guess. I'm good.
Okay, what's on your mind?
Okay, look, Zac, I love you.
Oh my god, what did I do now?
You start with you love me-- wait, you leavin'?
What did I do now? I, I was home.
I didn't even go nowhere.
Zac, I'm not leaving you, no.
But we need to have Karen get a DNA test,
and we both need to be there to see the results for ourselves.
This is unbelievable.
Them girls really all in your ear, huh?
No!
Look, I've, I've been thinking about this
for a while now.
How many times are we gonna have to go through this?
Fatima, the baby is mine.
Zac, you don't know that for sure.
It's hard for you because I'm having a baby.
I get it, okay? I get it.
Zac, no.
It's hard for me because you wanna take care of a baby
that you don't even know is yours.
Fatima?
I'm not doin' this.
I'm going to the gym.
Bye.
If you got an attitude, fine, then.
And no more brunches with them girls.
They fillin' your head up with bullshit.
Zac?
I don't take too kind to that.
You might want to ask the last -- that tried to control me.
[mocks Fatima] Whatever.
Seriously?
[Zac] I'm going to the gym.
You're stupid if you think the baby's yours.
I guess I'm just stupid, then!
[Fatima] You are.
Stupid.
[Zac grunts]
Listen, just, um, just send me your date of birth,
legal name, and I got ya.
Oh, no, no, no, baby.
If I'm payin' for your flight, you're sitting in first class.
Oh!
I'm hard right now just thinking about it.
-Okay? -Yo.
We got a problem.
Uh, listen, I, I gotta go.
I'll call you later, okay?
The investors are pulling their money out now.
What do you mean?
[Hudson] They're withdrawing funds,
exposing the illiquid nature of everything.
It's over, Gary.
No, no, no, no, no, no...
This can't be happening.
Are you sure?
Your biggest investor says his 50 million
wasn't registered with the SEC.
And there are statement errors and inconsistencies.
We're --.
This, this, this-- This, this can't be happening.
[Hudson] They're throwing around words
like "scam," "Ponzi schme," "lawsuit"...
Okay, okay, Hudson?
We cannot get caught.
Do you hear me? Do you hear me!?
I just wiped my computer clean.
And I suggest you do the same.
Oh my god, we're at a negative.
Okay, okay, listen, listen, listen.
Just start shredding stuff now. Get rid of everything.
-Everything, Hudson! -On it.
Oh my god, what--
[phone buzzing]
Hayden, what? I can't talk right now.
[Hayden] Bro, why the hell is the FBI at my crib
looking for you?
Oh my god...
-What is happening? -Girl, Gary is happening.
Gary's being investigated by the FBI.
Andi, the little ungrateful --.
I funded her entire lifestyle
and she can't answer the damn phone!
Is she gonna be a problem for us?
Nah, you let me worry about her.
Fresh start!
What?
I asked Rich to give me his sperm.
What?
What are these?
They were for Karen's salon opening.
[music]