[Fatima] This is a high-level scammer.
They think he embezzlin' money, girl.
Previously on Sistas.
Gary, I, I...
[Penelope gasps painfully]
[Hudson] Penelope's life insurance policy was updated
and you have access to all her accounts.
Hudson, that's good.
Lines need to be drawn, Zac. Go home.
What you talkin' about, I'm confusin' Karen?
Yeah, 'cause she saw those ugly ass flowers.
There are multiple missteps and breaches of protocols
in your actions with him.
-And the... -Mr. Leeland?
Mr. Leeland! Mr. Leeland!
[ambulance sirens] [music]
[first responder radio feedback] [music]
You okay?
I can't believe he's dead.
I mean, one minute he's berating me
about my involvement with Gary, and...
Now he's gone.
Well, at least he can't talk shit about you and Gary.
Fatima...
What? I'm just sayin'.
It doesn't feel right to revel in a man's death.
Who's reveling?
Look, Andi, I'm just pointin' out the plus side.
Think about it, with Leeland gone,
that's one less partner that can bring up your past with Gary.
One less partner.
What?
Leeland was not only a name partner,
but a managing partner.
Which means...
Jones and Benson will not only be looking for a name partner,
but someone who can manage the firm, too.
Got it, and...
If we play our cards right, that partner would be you.
-Oh... -[Fatima] Okay, no, see?
That's the bright side of this.
Sorry, Leeland.
Bye, boy.
[music]
[line trilling]
[phone buzzing]
What the hell do you want, --?
Is that any way to talk to the one person at this law firm
that might be willin' to cloak your sins to the FBI?
Hayden, you're too damn old to be playin' on my phone.
Ain't nobody playin'.
Well, weren't you the one who said
you wouldn't have my back with the feds?
Yeah, would you believe I had a change of heart?
[music]
What brought on this change?
Our managing partner droppin' dead.
Leeland?
One of the managing partners, he died?
Suffered a massive heart attack
while having a heated conversation with Andi.
Like I told you, the bitch is poison.
Alright, well, what does Leeland dyin' factor into
whether you're gonna help me out with the feds?
Leeland was the one leading the charge at the firm
to hang your ass out to dry.
That bastard, I know his ass didn't like me.
I'm listening.
My pitch is simple, really.
I keep you out of federal prison,
and you help me transform Benson, Jones, and Leeland
into Benson, Jones, and Moss.
[Gary] Okay.
And help me destroy Andi Barnes.
[music]
♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ My love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're goin' out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪
[music]
Look at this place.
Car comin' through, car comin' through!
Daniella!
Hm?
Long time, no see.
[Danni] Mm.
Whose fault is that?
You know, I didn't hit the NASDAQ lotto
and forget all about the little people.
Never gave me no money.
[Zac] There you go.
-[Danni] What? -You miss me?
Spend all your money on watches and chains and cars,
now you back groveling for this old job?
-I'll see what I can do. -I don't even have my chain on.
But you wish I would grovel for this job.
You miss me?
Look, what do you need, Zac?
Advice, as always.
Mm...
I know.
Fatima.
She tired of that stroke you got goin'?
-Yeah, okay. -Come sit at the feet
of Danni Sutra.
You know what, let me get some pen and paper.
No, don't worry about it. I got it.
Are you done?
I just feel like that's what Fatima said.
I'm tryin' to be serious. When you gon' grow up?
Hm? When you gonna grow up?
You miss me, I can tell. It's fine.
No, I, I need advice about Karen.
Zac, why do you need advice about Karen?
[music]
Don't judge me.
I just need to know if I should ask her for this DNA test.
[music]
♪ Ever since, I been fightin', fightin' ♪
♪ To open up ♪
♪ Open up ♪
[music]
Knock, knock.
Oh, hell nah. No, no.
You gotta turn around and take that with you,
'cause I didn't order that.
And neither did Pam, because she couldn't've.
Nah, chill out, shorty.
And these packages aren't in the salon's name.
Well then, why are you deliverin' them here?
Because they're for me.
Relax, I paid for them myself this time.
You can set 'em over there, Trey.
How did your broke behind manage to do that?
I took out a business line of credit.
Oh.
Okay, well...
I hope you know what you doin'.
That ain't nothin' to fool with.
Just watch.
It's all gonna pay off
when my product starts flyin' off the shelf.
Whatever you say,
but I know a thing or two
of gettin' in over your head in credit cards.
Now, you might wanna listen to your boss lady.
Mm-hm.
Took me years to pay off the credit card debt
I racked up in college.
You went to college?
Yep, graduated top of my class.
Does that surprise you?
No, no, it doesn't surprise me.
You wonderin' how a hood -- like me
managed to get accepted into college.
Let alone complete a degree plan.
No, I wasn't thinkin' that.
It's all good, shorty.
I look forward to defyin' even more of your expectations.
[music]
Y'all take it easy.
[music]
Thank you so much for choosing us here
at Brookhaven Bank & Trust.
Welcome to the family.
[Sabrina giggles]
[Sabrina] Okay...
[clears throat]
[music]
May I help you with something, Paige?
Oh, well, I just noticed that you didn't tell that gentleman
about our Christmas club.
Really?
Well, maybe if you weren't so busy ear hustling,
you could've told him yourself about the Christmas club.
Ear hustling?
Oh, is that an example of the whole AAVE phenomenon?
I'm sorry, what, Paige?
AAVE, you know,
African American Vernacular English.
I saw a really fascinating documentary about it
on public television.
I just bet you did.
Well, for your information, Paige,
I told the customer about it as soon as he walked in.
You would've known that if you weren't on
your third smoke break.
I don't smoke.
No, those are mental health breaks.
Yeah, your coworkers need those.
-I beg your pardon? -You know what I'm saying,
-right, Paige, right? -How's it going, ladies?
Oh, super!
-Hi, how are you? -[Paige] How are you, India?
We didn't know that you were stopping by today.
Yes, what is our super-busy regional manager
doing in our neck of the woods?
I'm here because I have a proposition for you.
[music]
Which one of us?
Yeah, me or Sabrina?
Well...
Both of you, really.
That is, if you're up for the job.
[music]
Knock, knock.
I hope that it's cool that I came straight back.
Fatima said it was alright.
Of course.
Come here.
Wary of prying eyes?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I just...
Considering that my previous romantic entanglement
is the topic of conversation around here,
I don't wanna add any more grist to the rumor mill.
Well, I am sorry that you had to put up with that bullshit.
No, okay, have a seat, babe.
[music]
Thank you.
So, are you okay?
After what happened with your boss earlier,
you sounded pretty traumatized on the phone.
I'm better now, I'm...
I don't know. It's just so...
Surreal.
Like, one minute he's ripping me a new one
for the risk that Gary put this firm in,
and the next, I'm watching a man take his last breath.
His heart gave out before my very eyes.
Okay. That's it.
Get your stuff, we're leaving.
Leaving? Where are we going?
I'm taking you out of this place.
Babe...
I can't just quit when things get difficult.
This is my career we're talking about.
If I stop now, then Gary wins.
Who said anything about quitting?
If I've learned one thing about Andrea Barnes
is that she's a fighter.
Damn straight.
But even fighters need to eat.
Oh, so when you say we were leaving, we're...
-Going... -Going to take you to lunch.
I knew that.
-Yeah. -Okay, yeah, okay.
We're goin' to lunch.
My man is takin' me to lunch.
-That's right. -[Andi] That's right.
-After you. -[Andi] Thank you.
Hm.
[music]
Ain't that cute?
The happy couple, off for a little romantic lunch.
Who?
Your ex-boo and her wannabe Obama.
[Gary] Andi.
I guarantee she's the one who set the feds on me.
Nah, I wouldn't be so sure about that, actually.
No, she seemed just as rattled by
this whole investigation as we do.
Hayden, it's all an act. Trust me.
I bet you she's runnin' around her office,
telling anyone who would listen what a master manipulator I am.
All the while, she could teach Machiavelli a thing or two.
[Hayden] Well, speakin' of your ex,
I don't think I'm the only one that's salivatin'
to take Leeland's place.
[Gary] Andi wants managing partner?
I wouldn't be surprised if she was plottin' on Leeland's spot
when he was takin' his last few breaths.
And let me guess,
you want me to do something about that?
[Hayden] You're damn right I do.
Look, I'll see to it that the firm doesn't
throw you under the bus,
and you use your considerable influence
to ensure that I'm the one to succeed
our dearly departed Leeland as managing partner of the firm.
Hm...
Deal.
Listen, now that we're back on the same team,
that bitch won't know what hit her.
Bet.
And just what -- would that be, Gary?
[music]
India, considering Sabrina recently returned to the branch,
I sincerely doubt she's up for any more responsibilities.
Excuse you, Paige?
Well, I appreciate your concern
for your colleague's wellbeing, Paige.
Thank you.
I think Sabrina can speak for herself
as it pertains to her readiness.
Thank you so much, India.
I most certainly can.
Now, what was the new job?
Well, this location's branch manager just quit
to join a Bitcoin start-up.
So, now we find ourselves in the market
for a new branch manager.
I'd like to promote from within,
and both you and Paige qualify
since you're already on the manager track.
India, I would absolutely love
to be considered for the position of branch manager.
So would I.
Awesome.
I was hoping both of you would be interested.
HR will be posting the position later on this week.
I encourage both of you to apply.
May the best woman win.
[Paige] Thank you.
India, thank you.
[music]
Well, I think I finally managed to bring some Feng Shui
into that office of yours.
Baby?
Karen? Earth to Karen.
Huh?
"Huh"?
I know I raised you better than that.
Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, Mama.
That's right, Mama Lisa, get her together.
Pam, hush.
Baby, where were you just now?
I was thinkin' about Trey.
I bet you were thinkin' about Trey.
Shut up, Pam. Not like that.
And who's Trey?
Our sexy new delivery guy that looks at your daughter
like he wants to sop her up with a biscuit and gravy.
No, he does not.
Baby, are you interested in this Trey?
No, Mama.
I'm not interested in any man.
I have a baby on the way,
and a whole shop to get up off the ground.
Well, then why were you thinking about him?
Yeah, Karen, why are you thinkin' about Trey's...
handsome face...
them solid arms, and mm, them solid,
sexy, strong legs?
Wasn't nobody lookin' at his legs
but your thirsty self, Pam.
But I just...
I worry I might have offended him.
And in what way would you have done that?
[Pam] Oh, I know.
Karen acts all surprised because he said he went to college.
But don't worry, hood -- don't offend easily.
Yeah, but...
That's the thing.
I just assumed that he was another hood --,
but actually, he's educated.
I keep tellin' your bougie-tail self
to stop pre-judgin' everybody.
You actin' like I'm some kinda snob.
[music]
Am I a snob?
Mama?
Well, baby...
You can be a little judgmental at times.
Oh, wow. Wow.
My own mama thinks I'm a snob?
Okay.
Riddle me this.
If I'm such a bougie snob,
then how did I end up pregnant by the likes of Zac?
I'll wait.
[music]
Zac, I thought Karen already had proof that you're the father.
All she was able to prove
was this clown-ass dude Aaron is not the father,
'cause the time they hooked up didn't match.
You know what I'm sayin'? Like...
Mm.
So, just because Aaron isn't the father
doesn't prove that your lil' swimmers did the deed.
Big swimmers, but exactly.
So, you're callin' my girl a hoe.
What? No, I didn't, I didn't do that.
That, that's what you're implying,
that Karen's just runnin' around ATL,
droppin' raw-dog coochie.
That's what you, that's what you're sayin'.
Danni, I didn't say that.
I'm just tryin' to figure out if this baby is really mine though,
before me and Fatima continue to invest
any more time or money into this thing.
Fatima wants the DNA test?
-Oh my God... -Karen gonna love that shit,
I'm just tellin' you now.
Okay...
Fatima did, like, press the issue,
but I wanna be 100% sure.
Like, come on, Danni,
I don't wanna wake up one day fallin' in love with a baby,
just to find out that it ain't mine.
[music]
Zac, Karen is pregnant.
She's alone, she's single.
Puttin' her business back together after the fire.
Now you gon' come ask for a DNA test?
Zac, that's, that's low, even for you.
That's rough.
[music]
Look baby, it's, it's not that you're a snob.
It's that you can be a little hard on people at first,
until you get to know them.
Especially men.
Pam, I got this.
With what went on between you and Zac,
there's no wonder that you're a little guarded.
But baby, not every brother that walks into the salon is Zac.
So, perhaps you should just think about that
the next time these Treys of the world
pop in with deliveries.
Okay, I'm gonna go back into the office
and whip it into shape.
-Thank you, Mama. -[Lisa] Yeah, okay, baby.
Now, are you gonna listen to your mama
and lighten up on Trey?
Pam, why don't you get out of my business
and go finish up Ms. Geneva's hair?
Oh, shit. I'm comin', Ms. G!
You ain't gettin' tipped.
[music]
Damn, Danni, way to make a -- feel low.
I ain't even think about what Karen was goin' through.
Mm-hm.
Maybe I should just tell Fatima chill on the DNA test.
--, is you crazy?
Huh?
You will be the dumbest dude in DeKalb County
if you start payin' for a baby that you not even sure is yours.
Wait, but you just said I shouldn't...
But, but, but nothin'. Karen is my girl...
But I like Fatima.
And even though you get on my last Black nerves...
Y'all are good people, and Fatima does deserve to know.
Thanks, I think.
Listen, if I were you, I would run, not walk,
and demand that Karen does another DNA test,
this time to get your sample.
Simple.
-You would? -Mm-hm.
I mean, she was smashin' Reverend Brother Preacher
at the same time as you.
Who's to say somebody else wasn't clappin' them cheeks?
[music]
You really think that's a possibility?
I mean, I been knowin' Karen since college.
She did, she, she did like the BBD.
Like, when we was on the yard,
and I ain't talkin' about Bell Biv DeVoe.
I'm talkin' about big black...
Okay, okay!
-I get the I get the... - --.
Okay, that's my baby mother you talkin' about.
Who's to say? We don't know.
[music]
♪ We been on the queen vibe, queen vibe ♪
♪ Gotta act like you know ♪
♪ We been on the queen vibe, queen vibe ♪
What the --?
So, you ain't never heard of knockin'?
I saw you in here gossipin' like a little schoolgirl.
Havin' fun with your little butt buddy, Gary?
Ain't none of your hood rat business.
Now, get out my office before I get you fired.
Hayden, we both know you not runnin' shit around here
but your mouth.
Why you fixated on my mouth, Fatima?
What, uh, thug boy ain't gettin' to your hard-to-reach places?
Hayden, don't project your shortcomings on my man.
And I do mean shortcomings.
Right.
Well, as pleasant as it is spendin' time with you, Fatima,
I actually got work to do.
So, why don't you run off and make yourself useful?
I, I don't know.
Schedulin' Andi's next gynecological exam?
Because I know she past due on her STD screens.
Hayden, do you remember the last ass whoopins I gave you?
You keep talkin' shit about my girl Andi...
and the next ass whoopin' is gonna make that one feel like
a overzealous massage.
Mm-hmm. You can get out now.
[music]
What are you workin' on, anyway, hm?
-Give me that. -Bro, chill!
Ain't nobody worried about
what you beatin' your little tiny meat to.
Coulda fooled me.
Hayden, I'm on to your ass. You're not slick.
Okay. I'll bite, Fatima.
What exactly are you on to besides most wanted lists
in multiple jurisdictions?
I know that you are gunning for partner now that Leeland
has gone to the great law review in the sky.
So what if I am?
Let me save your time, Hayden.
That managing partner gig, not to mention name partner,
it all belongs to Andi.
[music]
Well...
-This is rich. -[Fatima] Hm?
So, the glorified stenographer thinks that she gets a vote in
who's gonna run a multi-billion dollar firm?
Right.
I may not get a vote,
but I can easily arrange for both of your kneecaps
to be smashed into a thousand pieces.
[music]
Oh, you threatening me?
Threatening you?
Hayden, my family doesn't make threats.
We make funeral arrangements.
'Kay?
So, I'm puttin' you on notice.
If you do anything shady
to try to -- Andi out of this position...
That's your ass.
[music]
Have a nice day.
[music]
♪ I know you can't hide ♪
♪ From fate, it's true ♪
Be honest, Maurice.
Do you even think I have a shot at getting my job back
as branch manager?
It depends on how good you can toss salad.
You know, India loves lesbian behavior.
And if you beddin' Paige, you'll be alright.
I can help you.
Why do you have to do this in public right now?
Oh...
You don't wanna be embarrassed in front of your new --.
-It would be nice to not do... -That's lovely...
-Hi, baby. -Your ears must be burnin' up.
Why, were y'all talkin' about me?
Yeah.
Okay, nothin' too bad, I hope.
I promise, it wasn't anything bad.
-Okay. -Yeah.
Alright, well, at least I hope the food was delicious.
Yes, absolutely, thank you.
Yo, Maurice, how, how was yours, man?
My jerk wrap was splendid.
[indistinct]
Always love somethin'...
word 'jerk' in the title.
Everybody alright?
-[Rich] Yeah. -Mm-hm.
You know what, I'm gonna get back to my customers.
Y'all enjoy your meal...
He said "'stomers", plural.
Well, he's a liar, we know that much.
This is fun today.
Okay, anyway, besides all that, what do you think?
Girl, he fine as frog hair.
I know, right?
Mm-hm. Any red flags?
[music]
Bitch, he ask you to pee on him?
-Is he from Chicago? -No...
-Do he sing R&B? -No, no, no.
None of that.
But you can't blame me for askin'.
You know, your track record will show that you have been
interested in freaks.
Rich's sexual appetite is very normal.
It's not that.
Well, good. So, what's the problem?
He doesn't want kids.
[music]
So, what's the problem?
Maurice, you know I've always wanted to be a mother.
Girl, I also have known you to want blue contact lenses.
You got over that. This is no different.
Maurice...
This is serious for me.
Okay, dating a guy who doesn't want kids is a deal breaker.
Girl, what is the big deal with kids?
Besides the tax credit.
Hello?
Who doesn't want to have a little person
that they can teach and guide and help grow?
♪ Down Daddy, down Daddy, goin' down ♪
Whatever. Okay?
I was put on this earth to be a mother.
And I was put on this earth to get a sugar daddy.
Yeah, and -- 'til I die.
That's what I need, that's what I want,
that's what I deserve.
-[Sabrina] Really? -Oh, yeah.
[Sabrina] Hey, Andi.
-Hi! -Hi.
-Look there. -[Sabrina] Hi.
You look beautiful.
-Here you go, baby. -[Sabrina] Hey, Jordan.
-Thank you, babe. -Nice to see you.
You, too, Sabrina.
I didn't know you guys were coming here for lunch today.
I mean, great minds think alike.
[Sabrina] I see.
-What's up, man? -My guy!
Put it down like that! Good to see you, baby.
[Maurice] I wanna do one.
Come on, the, the, the bro shake?
Full of testosterone and toughness.
And manly musk.
Put me in, Coach!
You, you know what? Next time.
-[Maurice] I'll hold you to it. -Alright.
Now, how long are we gon' sit here
and let you be rude
without introducing me to this man that you have here?
I am so sorry, where are my manners?
Maurice, this is my boyfriend, Jordan.
And Jordan, this is Sabrina's ex-coworker, Maurice.
And confidante, friend.
-Yes, many, many things. -[Maurice] Life coach.
It's nice to meet you, Maurice.
The pleasure is mine, and it'll be more the pleasure for you
if you drop this hoe and got a bro.
Okay, that's enough.
He's sweaty anyway, niece.
[music]
Penelope, listen. About what you heard...
No.
No, it, it is really none of my concern.
You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Since when?
Since I showed up at your office unannounced,
I don't have the right to ask you to explain about your job.
I mean, it, it was, it was just a work call, right?
Of course. That was it.
Okay, fine.
So...
What brings you by, Penelope?
I thought we should discuss our situation.
I mean, we can't keep goin' on like this, Gary.
I am carrying your child, and we are living apart.
Yeah.
This isn't how I envisioned
bringin' a child into this world.
Same.
So...
What do you propose we do to fix it?
I think we, we took the necessary first step
by having lunch.
It was nice.
Yeah, it was nice.
-Mm-hm, it was... -[Gary] It was really nice.
It was.
Does that mean you're ready for me to come home?
[phone rings]
Just one sec.
What do you want? I'm in the middle of somethin'.
Yeah, well, that's too damn bad.
[Gary] What now?
Andi has Fatima's guerilla gangster ass
at my office, tryin' to help her win managing partner.
Okay, well, did you expect anything less?
Well, I'll tell you what I didn't expect.
To have some psycho mobster -- cousin
in my office, threatenin' to bust my kneecaps
because I want a mother-- promotion.
You need to help me neutralize Fatima.
Listen, our beef is with her boss.
Alright? Not the secretary.
Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say.
Listen...
I have to go take care of this.
-Okay? -Okay, yeah.
[Gary] I'll be right back as soon as I can.
It's alright, babe. Take your time.
-Okay? -[Gary] Okay.
I'll be here waiting.
[Gary] Okay.
[music]
Okay, --, I know your ass is hidin' somethin' in here
I can use to keep you away from my baby.
[music]
What the entire --?
[music]
♪ Blast off, diamonds dancin' on the water like it's NASA ♪
♪ Pour the champagne on her body ♪
[phone dialing]
Hey, baby. How's your day goin'?
Better, now that I have no doubts about
askin' Karen about this paternity test.
Oh, so you're no longer on the fence
about askin' Karen to prove that the baby's yours?
Man, hell no.
And she better give me that paternity test soon, too,
or she won't get one red cent.
I still gotta take care of Michael after this hearing.
Okay, not that I'm complaining,
but what made you change your mind
about asking her to get a test?
Not what, who?
You, baby, I mean, have you ever steered me wrong?
Shit, well, shit,
I shoulda listened to you from the beginning.
[Fatima] You should have.
Alright, bye.
[music]
Oh, shit.
Shit!
Okay.
[music]
Wasn't that bad.
He just wants a paternity test.
But why'd you have to cosign it? Damn it, Danni...
Oh, so we're talkin' to ourselves today.
[Tony chuckling]
Now I know you really need to give therapy another shot.
You're so funny.
Let's see how funny you are
when you're goin' down on yourself tonight.
Oh, I was, I was just teasin' you, baby.
I mean, I'm sure you were.
So, how was Karen's grand opening?
Tense. Tense as hell.
Really?
Yeah.
Karen's got it in her head that Andi and Sabrina and I
are not there for her as much,
just 'cause we hung out with Fatima, what, twice?
Once?
Is there any truth to that?
I don't know, maybe.
I mean, Karen isn't the easiest person
to be her girl.
You know? And Fatima is just chill.
Unless you piss her off.
I wouldn't wanna be on the other side of that.
Yeah, I can imagine.
Well, look, is it possible
to be the friend that Karen needs you to be
while also bein' cool with Fatima?
Tony...
I think there'll be peace in the Middle East
before Karen and Fatima get along.
So, that means the rest of us are gonna have to choose.
Especially after what I just said.
What did you say, Danni?
[music]
I may or may not have told Zac...
to get a DNA test.
[music]
What's wrong now?
Every time I see you, you've got a frown on your face.
I'm tryin' to balance my checkbook.
Looks like I'mma be robbin' Peter to pay Paul
for the foreseeable future.
I don't understand, the salon is boomin'.
Pam, this is one day.
I'mma need years of days like this
to make up for my debts.
You know what? Don't even stress, though.
Because soon, you'll be finished bakin' the bun in your oven,
and Zac will have no choice but to come up off of
that child support check.
[music]
He's gotta help you, Karen.
♪ That's what I need ♪
Alright, hey, y'all orders will be up shortly, alright?
[Jordan] Alright, appreciate you.
-Yeah, yeah. -Thank you, Rich.
No, thank y'all for patronizing a brother's establishment.
I appreciate that.
Have you spoken to Karen?
No, I haven't. Have you?
There's been a lot going on at the firm.
I get it. Same with the bank.
I don't know, I just feel bad that we...
left so early, you know? With all the things going on.
Especially after she's feelin' so salty.
I'll call her tonight.
Okay, let me know if you get her, and I'll try, too.
-Yes, okay. -Okay.
So, Jordan, what were you doing before you decided to
put your hat into the race for city council?
Oh, I was a coach.
Mm, so you've been paid to help people work up a sweat too, huh?
Same.
Wait, you were a coach?
-That's enough. -Of --.
[indistinct]
-What a beautiful day this is. -Mm-hm.
Sabrina's here with a juicer,
and you with a politico.
I guess it's my turn to sit and wait for my prince charming
to come from an unknown city in Africa
and visit my middle-class home in Queens
and, and offer to work at my dad's fast food restaurant.
Cleaning floors, singin' songs.
Maurice...
I think it is, it's time to go, I think.
Maurice, we should go before
you get yourself a morals charge.
You sure you don't wanna let anybody else come here?
No, I have to get back to the bank.
We should go. 'Kay?
-I'm leaving. -Okay, bye.
Bye, baby.
[Maurice] This has been unfun.
-Truly. -Bye, Jordan.
Good to see you. Get out.
-[Maurice] Crusty hoe. -I'll see you tonight, baby.
[Sabrina] Okay, baby. Bye!
-Bye! -[Maurice] -- off!
[indistinct]
It looks better this way.
[Rich] Alright, whatever.
-How you doin' over here? -So...
Your friends are...
Eclectic?
I was going to say interesting.
But that works, too.
How you feelin'?
Better. A lot better.
[Jordan] Good.
Well, you know soon, the FBI will have investigated Gary,
and all this will be behind us.
Yeah.
You're probably right.
[Jordan] Mm-hm.
[phone rings]
Excuse me, but I have to take this.
It's work.
Hello? Is everything okay?
No, it's far from it.
What's wrong?
[Penelope] It's Gary.
He's leading a double life.
[music]
You told Zac to tell Karen to take a DNA test?
It's not like he didn't wanna do it anyway,
I just gave him the push he needed.
You know? It wasn't my original idea.
Wow, you must really be fed up with your homegirl.
No!
I mean, maybe.
Karen has always been so judgmental of me,
and now she's pregnant,
and she doesn't know who the father is.
It's her!
[music]
You think I'm a bad friend.
Yeah, no, no, no, yeah. I see it, you're judgin' me.
I, I didn't say that.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Look, you're friends with Zac and his new girl.
So...
You're just caught in the middle.
I know. This is hard for me.
I don't know, I just hope Zac doesn't
go in there actin' a fool 'cause I gassed him up.
Look, I can see you won't be able to concentrate here at work
with all that's goin' on at Karen's shop, so...
why don't you just take the rest of the day off and...
be there for your girl?
Thanks, baby.
-[Tony] Okay. -See you later.
Alright.
I'll still go down on you.
Alright.
That girl.
I got it.
Babe, this is a client. I have to take this.
-Yeah, no worries. -[Andi] Okay, thank you.
[music]
Okay...
Penelope, tell me exactly what's happening.
Gary, he, he has some, he has a passport,
and it has a different name on it.
Is it, is it, is it an alias or something?
That's exactly what it is.
[Penelope] Oh my God, Andi.
Who is this man?
I am having a baby with a complete stranger.
Penelope, I need you to try and calm down.
[Penelope] No, I can't.
-I am scared. -[Andi] I know you are,
but it's gonna be okay, okay?
Okay, what do I? Do I, do I take the passport?
Do I take it as evidence?
No, do not do that, okay?
We don't want Gary to know it's missing.
Get your phone.
Take a picture of the passport, send it to me,
and put the passport back exactly where you found it.
Okay, okay. Hold on.
[music]
Okay, I just sent the picture to you.
Okay, hold on.
I got it.
Okay.
Andi, I gotta go. I think he's comin' back.
Okay. Be safe.
Okay, bye.
[music]
What took you so long, baby?
♪ I got that spring in my step ♪
♪ Got these dreams in my head ♪
Oh, well, look what the cat drug in.
I ain't got time for your mess today.
Pam, where's Karen?
It's nice, all this stuff here. It's a pretty big spot.
Insurance pay for all of this?
She shoulda burned that other spot down years ago.
Karen!
What? I'm right here.
Oh, Zac.
Yes.
If you came to celebrate the grand opening,
you a day late and a dollar short.
-Per usual. -Yes.
I am not here for celebration.
Why are you here?
I want a DNA test.
[music]
[Danni] Next on Sistas.
Oh, so, this supposed to be your man?
Shit girl, it's about to go down.
How about we start with your dating life?
You mentioned choosing the wrong men?
Yeah.
Hudson, this guy better come through with the story.
Want a little somethin' to take the edge off?
--!
They were asking about a scandal with one of his opponents,
Craig Bassett?
Said he was sleepin' with his secretary.
[music]