I want you to be a witness and testify about all of
Gary's illegal activities.
It's only a matter of time before that man goes down.
[Fatima] Previously on Sistas...
If she gets in the way, I'll make sure she regrets it.
-Gary, yeah. -Yeah, yeah.
What can you tell me about him?
Come on, let's take a walk.
So, Gary is well within his rights to withhold your money.
Yeah, it was somethin' about the language
in your investment agreement.
Uh, I'm almost...
Is that my old --?
[Andi] Jordan? Are you okay?
Man, you got some balls followin' me like this.
At night, all by yourself?
You must not know how much of a threat I really am.
But then again, I'd hate to be the man responsible
for the fate of Atlanta's hometown political hero.
Cut the shit.
Where's my sister?
The hell if I know. I'm lookin' for the --, too.
I swear to God, Gary, if you did anything
-I will --... -Jordan, why would I
do something to the mother of my unborn child?
You don't care about her.
My succession means everything to me.
Other people may buy into this thing you have goin' on,
but I know a liar when I see one.
Says the man who's dating the scam artist.
Get the -- out of my car.
Oh, or what?
Look around.
Did you forget you're on my turf?
You little fake-ass detective.
[Jordan] That's it.
Get the -- out of my car right now!
[Gary] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Okay, okay, okay.
Jordan, you win. Alright?
Let me ask you a question.
Your life was drama-free before you met Andi.
Right?
'Cause I know mine was.
What are you gettin' at?
[Gary] Andi, she brings chaos wherever she goes.
I mean, Jordan, that's, that's why I left her.
She's bad news.
I mean, it's like this woman craves drama
and just makes your life miserable.
I, I, I bet that she knows exactly where
Penelope is right now.
She doesn't.
[Gary] Are you sure?
Because it sounds to me like her and Penelope were doing
this whole "let's -- up Gary's life" mission
and never told you about it.
Not to mention,
Penelope probably told her some intimate details
about our relationship.
And boom, jealous Andi had to do something about it.
[tense music]
That's the story you had to fantasize up?
It's the truth.
You're just afraid to admit it.
[serious music]
Oh, Jordan, another thing.
If you ever follow me again,
I'll make sure you are the one they go looking for next.
I'm not scared of you, Gary.
[tense music]
Are you sure about that?
[tense music]
Have a good night.
[car door closing] [car engine revving]
[car pulling away]
You want me to go after him?
Nah. Not this time.
Let his weak ass go back to that stupid --.
Mm.
[smooth music]
[Gary] That's funny.
♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ My love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're goin' out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪
[smooth music]
Did you sleep out here all night?
I didn't sleep at all.
[Andi] Baby...
Are you okay? Talk to me.
I'm still tryin' to figure out why you and my sister
were tag-teaming to get dirt with Gary,
and you didn't think I needed to know that.
Baby, I was trying to respect Penelope's wishes, that's all.
I'm her brother, Andi.
We were trying to protect you, too!
Okay, you, you think I'm scared of your psycho ex?
I know you're not scared of Gary,
it's just, he's a loose canon right now.
Okay, and we have to approach this very delicately
with the election...
I don't give a -- about the elections right now.
I want to know where my sister is.
You say that like I know where she is.
[Jordan] Do you?
Are you serious, Jordan?!
Look, I gotta take a shower.
Alright? I got a full day today.
Okay, well...
Can you call me when you come up for air, please?
-Sure. -[Andi] Okay.
[serious music]
♪ Everybody's workin' out, yeah ♪
Good morning, Karen.
[Karen] Good morning.
Your nine o'clock just called,
they're runnin' ten minutes late.
Oh, that's alright.
[Pam] Um, you know, I thought about our talk.
And if you don't want Aaron to invest in
my billion-dollar company, just tell me.
First of all, Pam, I don't have a problem with it.
And second of all,
if you a billionaire, why are you workin' here?
Well, it's projected to blow up.
The baby hair community is
practically throwin' they coins at me.
Mm-hm.
Well, are you sure about Aaron?
Pam, Pam, what?
If it's Aaron's money
that's helpin' you build your, uh, brand,
then yeah, I support it.
And you ain't gonna hold no grudge?
I don't hold grudges.
[Pam] Must I remind you of your grudge list?
Girl, your list is longer than a CVS receipt.
Okay, but those people deserve it, come on now, Pam.
Well, hey, Sugar Daddy Aaron.
Don't call me that.
I'm still waitin' for my wire transfer.
Well, I had my accountant send it this morning.
Okay, yes, accountant.
Is he cute?
She is 70.
Mm.
Hey, Karen, can I, um, talk to you for a minute?
Mm, mm-hm.
Ooh, what's that?
That's stuff for the baby?
You wanna be the godfather?
-So, you wanna talk? -No, I, uh,
-it's a few gifts, so... -Hm.
Can we talk in the office?
-Sure. -Pregnant sex in the new office?
Interesting way to break it in, but okay.
♪ Oh, oh ♪
Oh, my gosh.
Aaron, um...
What is all this?
[Aaron] I...
It's just some gender neutral baby clothes.
Also bibs, uh, booties, couple of bottles.
Couple pacifiers, and...
Oh, I got one of those, um, toy blankets
with the stuffed animals on it.
But why did you bring it here?
I mean, I thought you would've told everyone by now.
Well, I...
People know that I am pregnant with twins,
but they don't know that...
That I'm the father of one of them.
Right.
Right, but I want you to know that I'm gonna be here
for the baby and for you, all the way through.
Matter of fact...
I got us a childbirth class.
Oh, um...
Childbirth class? Why?
'Cause it's your first time birthing a child,
and it's important to be informed.
Right?
I mean, it's important to manage your breathing during labor.
Uh, post-partum recovery, breastfeeding...
And, and also newborn sleep patterns, and...
Aaron, isn't that what the internet is for?
It's gonna be fine.
I'm honored to be one of the fathers of your children.
Oh, uh-uh. I'll be damned.
Oh my gosh, Pam...
Look, before you go runnin' your big mouth...
Girl, I'm just gonna mind my Black-ass business.
Your 10 o'clock is here.
And Aaron, your account was a little short,
but you can just give me the $18 in cash.
Never heard of no shit like that.
My Lord.
[smooth music]
Bitch.
[smooth music]
[inaudible] Bitch...
Have I told you... Mm!
How happy I am that you're back?
About a million times.
And thank you, but get off my --.
-Stop it. -Okay, I know I'm pretty,
but I don't sail no more.
Thank goodness.
What you locked up in that office all day for?
I thought I heard a little... [imitating vibrator buzzing]
Hey, stop, stop, stop it.
-[imitating vibrator buzzing] -Stop!
I don't masturbate in my office, okay?
[Maurice] Mm.
Just been busy in there.
Busy doin' what?
Hopefully lookin' at the Guinness World Book of Records.
[Sabrina] What do you mean?
Karen has to be a new entry with all them baby daddies
and only one cat.
No, shh,
you're supposed to pretend like you don't know that information.
Girl, ain't nobody out here. These white people.
Look, whatever.
It's actually really a phenomenon
that happens all the time.
Girl, I ain't know nothin' about that
until I met you and your circus-ass friends.
Well, I think it's beautiful.
You know, she's gonna have two responsible fathers
taking care of and spoiling those little babies.
Girl, the only thing beautiful about that
is two child support checks.
Speakin' of baby daddies...
No, no, I haven't found my perfect sperm donor yet.
-Mm. -But you ask me that
every day, Maurice.
Well, I'm just concerned about my niece,
and tryin' to make sure she ain't built like a table spoon
and look like her mama.
Did you say daughter?
You think you could see me with a little girl?
Oh yes, I could see it now.
Mauricia Dakota Hollins.
And I'll take care of the fashion,
because her mom is...
-What? -Wow, it's, uh...
Key lime pie, isn't it?
What?
Hello, welcome to Brooke Haven Bank.
Sperm bank!
Maurice!
Yeah, that man fine.
[Sabrina] No, shh!
Sir?!
Would you like to send your sperm to my friend?
Can you please stop? I'm not even a...
I'm just bein' serious!
[stammering] Sir!
[bass-heavy music]
-Alright, there you go. -Thank you.
[bass-heavy music]
Hey.
[Tony] This is for you, beautiful.
Thanks.
Can we talk?
You're already talkin',
I don't think you need my permission.
I swear, I just wanted to say that I overreacted yesterday,
and I should've held my composure.
Mm-hm.
Yeah, I mean, it was unfair of me to think
that you would go the extra mile to make your place kid-friendly.
Yeah, so...
We're not actually apologizing,
you're just still gettin' yours off.
I see, I see, okay, no, I can play.
Um, you know what, babe, I think you should find a woman
who will go the extra mile
by dropping everything last-minute
to watch your kids
and find time to kid-proof her apartment with no notice.
You deserve that.
Danni, please, I'm trying to apologize.
You're trying to apologize? Well, I'm trying to work.
-Just a moment. -[Tony] Okay, fine.
-You can... -[Tony] Well, look...
I'll be in the office if you wanna talk further.
-Mm-hm. -Okay.
Please, take it.
I usually like 11 more of these.
Like, from a florist, not from a paint bucket.
So...
Rose?
Oh, thanks.
[upbeat music]
Fatima, could you...
[upbeat music]
It's okay.
Oh shi--
Are you okay?
I'm just tryin' to center myself.
Uh-oh.
Did Zac do somethin'?
No, worse.
Andi, I'm about to get my first grade
on my exam for law school.
Look, with Karen and this twin drama and Zac and Michael
and us gettin' adjusted,
it's a lot; I'm so preoccupied.
You got this.
You're right.
-Yeah, you're right. -You can do this in your sleep,
I know, I know you can.
You're right.
Did you decide what you gon' do about testifyin' against Satan?
Yeah.
I decided to do it.
You did?
I did, it is time that I put Gary in his place.
Hm.
It's time for people to find out who he really is.
-Mm-hm, yes. -[Andi] Mm-hm.
An ashy --boy
that should be glad I ain't smoked his ass already.
Fatima, have I mentioned that you scare me periodically,
all the time?
Hm, maybe a time or two.
-Okay. -Or three.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh God.
Mm. Just take a deep breath.
My stomach...
Is that...?
That's the notification.
What is it?
-Oh God, okay. -[Andi] Come on, you got this.
Okay.
-Ooh... -Shit!
Andi, I got a D!
Wait, baby, hold on...
Andi, no, that is a big fat D by my name!
It is a fat one.
Are you sure? Is it...?
Wait, he left a note.
"I expected more from you, Ms. Wilson."
[Andi] He, for one, is rude. I don't like that professor.
[Fatima] My gosh, I can't believe this, ugh!
This is beautiful.
Two bitter, hurt women,
lookin' like they experienced a great loss.
[Fatima] I'mma show your ass bitter, Hayden.
-Okay, uh, Hayden, go away! -She mad, she mad.
-[Andi] Go away! -No, you know what?
-No. -Just calm down.
I need a punching bag right now.
No. You have to ignore him.
-Ooh, he gets on my nerves. -Use all this energy...
And work on the next test.
Transmute the energy.
You have to transmute the energy.
It's okay, it's just the first test.
It's...
Andi, this sets the tone. You know this is bad.
Well, it's only up from here.
-Okay. -Really?
[indistinct]
Alright, well, this was a good chat.
Crazy-ass --.
I wish they would've thrown that stapler at me.
Clearly don't know who I am.
[laidback music]
Hello?
[Tamara] Hey, baby.
Where you been at?
You know I've been calling you all day, right?
I didn't hear my phone.
Just doing some cleaning and some online shopping.
With your own credit card, right?
[Tamara] Yes, and for the millionth time,
I'm not with you for your money.
I have my own.
[Hayden] Yeah, I know.
So, uh, what you got planned?
Ooh, I'm busy, busy.
Got some family business, but I'll spare you the details.
[Hayden] It's all good. You know I miss you, right?
Wrap that shit up.
Who was that?
Oh, it's the TV. Watching this awful soap.
Guess it's really loud. Uh, but I miss you, too.
What time will you be home? Should I make dinner?
[Hayden] Uh...
Nah, I'mma be workin' late. It's all good.
Look I gotta get back to work, alright?
I'll, uh, I'll see you later.
Okay, sweetie.
Are you -- kidding me?!
What?
I didn't come to hear you cap in front of Hayden.
Fake-ass relationship.
It isn't fake, for your information.
-Oh, really? -Yeah.
Then tell me why I'm about to -- you in his bedroom.
I already told you that can't happen.
Have a little respect!
Respect.
You invited me to this man's house to smash real quick.
I think the respect boat has sailed.
Come on.
[EDM playing]
[laughing] Oh, thank you so much, Don.
It is always a pleasure talking to you.
And ATL residents, remember, go vote.
Elections are coming up.
[Don] You heard the man,
and possibly your future councilman.
Jordan Williams, the pleasure is all mine.
Thank you.
Like the shorts.
It's always good working from home, huh?
It's my house. No need for pants.
[both chuckling]
Was that the last meeting of the day?
Yes, it was.
How you feelin'?
Why? I seem off?
[Ethan] If I'm being honest,
you seemed a bit distracted during that interview.
Wow.
Probably just your nerves, huh?
I got a couple things goin' on in my personal life.
Anything you wanna talk about?
Nah.
But there is somethin' you can help me with.
Uh, yeah, sure. Need anything?
I need you to get information on a guy.
Uh, his name's Hudson.
No last name, but I'll send you a photo.
Uh, sure, yeah.
Is there a reason?
Yeah, but I don't wanna say.
So, any information you can get me:
address, social media, etc.
Got it.
[serious music]
You cool with that?
Yeah, sure, I'll be right on it.
Alright, thank you.
[serious music]
[customers murmuring]
[phone buzzing]
Hey, girl.
[Karen] Hey.
How are you?
I'm good, I was just, uh,
callin' you to see how you doin'.
[Sabrina] Wow, thanks.
I forgot how much energy it takes to be a branch manager.
[Karen] You've done it before, you'll do it again.
That's true.
So, how are you?
Mm...
I feel kinda washed up, like a beach whale.
But I'm managin'.
How are those, um, fertility treatments goin'?
My hormones are all over the place.
[Karen] Welcome to my world.
Wait 'til you actually pregnant.
Your hormones won't care about,
uh, anything havin' to do with your sanity,
you'll be cryin' whenever for no reason whatsoever.
[Sabrina] I can only imagine,
and on top of that you have two baby daddies to manage.
I mean, I don't know how you're gonna do it, Karen.
What did you say?
Huh?
I think the phone was breaking up.
No, 'Brina, you just said I have to manage two daddies.
How did you know that?
[Sabrina] I guessed it?
'Brina.
Okay, come on, Karen,
you know I was gonna find out anyway.
Yes, but when I was ready! --, Danni!
[Sabrina] Andi knows, too.
Well, of course she does!
Fatima's nosy ass couldn't wait to spread my business.
Well then, it's not a big deal then, is it?
No, I told Danni to keep it to herself until I was ready!
Hell, I just threatened Pam not to say nothin'.
I'm sorry, how does Pam know before I know, Karen?
Don't worry about that.
Listen, I'm gettin' real tired of Danni's disrespectful ass.
Alright, Karen, relax.
You know she really cares about you.
Does she?
This is the same woman who forced Zac
to press me for a paternity test.
What kinda friend does that?
Okay, well, whatever you guys do,
just don't tell her I let it slip.
You know how Danni gets.
And that's why I'mma pay her a visit.
Somebody need to put her in her place.
-Bye, 'Brina. -Be gentle!
Okay.
[bass-heavy music]
What's that?
Well, well, well, look who it is comin' out the shower,
your bonus mommy.
[Fatima] Hey, guys. What are y'all doin'?
He's windin' down.
We went outside, we played, we ate, played again.
Watched Fuzzy-Wuzzy Wolf Adventures.
You know they be cursin' in cartoons now?
Honestly, I'm not surprised.
Has he, uh, had his bath yet?
I knew there was somethin' I forgot.
Why am I not surprised?
[Zac] Kinda left that for you to do.
-Mm, figured. -[Zac] Yeah.
How was your day?
I don't wanna talk about it.
Come on, babe. That's what I'm here for.
Unless it's about Andi
and her entanglement with Gary and Obama.
You can have that.
No. Well, this is about me.
What's up? Come on.
I got my first grade back.
[Zac] And?
And I got a D.
So?
I used to be the D king all the time in high school.
I ain't just talkin' about the grades. [chuckling]
Zac, a D is borderline failing.
Okay, so do better on the next one.
[Fatima] Zac, that's the problem.
I barely have time to study.
[Zac] Okay, alright, I got you. But look.
Don't let me and Michael trip you up.
I got this over here.
-You got it? -Yes.
[Fatima] Zac, when I get home, I have to bathe him,
give him his meds, read him bedtime stories, tuck him in.
And not to mention, when I get up,
I have to get him ready because you're not up.
And that's my fault?
That thang be knockin' me out.
If we bein' honest, that's your fault.
Seriously? Zac, I'm not joking.
Okay, okay, okay. I hear you, I hear you.
How 'bout this?
How 'bout you let me handle bath time tonight,
and you just get him ready for bed?
-Go study. -Mm-mm.
I don't trust your bath time.
What's wrong with my bath time?
I only used dishwashing liquid one time, one time!
[Fatima] Exactly.
Whatever.
This is too much, I can't...
I know my eyes are playin' tricks on me right now.
What?
"What?" Zac, my purse!
Michael, did you...?
[Fatima] Shit, this is a $5,000 bag!
He said he ain't do it. I didn't do it.
Okay, okay, just no, no, no, relax.
Just relax, leave it, leave it.
Leave it?!
I got it, I got it, trust me.
Dishwashing liquid can get that out.
Dishwashing liquid?
I'm te--I know this, trust me!
God...
Zac, I need a minute, do not follow me.
-Don't! -I, you, you got it.
[Fatima] God!
Fatima...
Dishwashing liquid!
That's what I be tryin' to tell you!
[door slamming]
Why you did that, man? Come on, Michael!
Angelo.
That's your new name, it's Michelangelo.
Do you like writin' with stuff?
I got you.
Then this -- tries to apologize with a single rose
that he probably bought off the street,
from I don't know, I don't know, whatever.
He's a cheap ass.
[Cretia] Danni, if he's apologizing to you,
and it's coming from a sincere place,
then your job is to just listen.
You also have to consider his perspective.
I don't have kids, Cretia.
So, I, I don't know. This is new to me.
And I probably don't want 'em after babysittin' them.
[knocking on door]
I don't know, somebody's knockin' on my door.
I guess can we pick this up tomorrow?
[Cretia] Of course.
Remember to focus on your breathing
when you meditate tonight.
It'll calm your nerves before going to bed.
-Oh, I'm already on it. -[Cretia] Alright.
Goodnight, Danni.
Goodnight.
[pounding on door]
I'm comin', damn.
[smooth music]
We need to talk.
-Hello, Karen. -[Karen] Hi.
-How are you, Karen? -[Karen] Mm-hm.
-[Danni] Well, come in, Karen. -Yup.
What's up?
You just hate me all of a sudden or somethin'?
I think I'm already too high for this, Karen.
You told 'Brina about the twins
after I specifically asked you not to!
Well, she is a close friend.
You were gonna tell her anyway, right?
She's our homegirl, it was gonna come out.
That's the point!
I wanted to be the one to tell her, when I was ready!
It's my situation, not yours!
Oh, thank God, girl. Pregnant with twins?
Two different baby daddies? That's...
Danni, I am bein' serious right now.
Okay, Karen, well,
I do think it's kind of a dumb reason
that you're upset with me.
Not only did you share my business...
With a close friend.
But you convinced Zac to press me about a DNA test?
I don't know how we got here, but our friendship has changed,
and I think it's 'cause you changed.
Karen, the only thing that's changed is my hair color,
-relationship status... -[Karen] Okay, okay.
But you are going through hormonal changes.
-Do me a favor. -[Danni] Mm-hm?
Stay the -- out of my business.
No problem, but we are in the same sister circle,
so that might be difficult.
Not for long.
Whatever, bitch.
[bass-heavy music]
I just heard things, I, I, she didn't.
You know what, -- that. I fight pregnant bitches.
I fight pregnant bitches!
[smooth music]
♪ I keep on callin' your name ♪
Ooh, Fatima drinkin' dark liquor.
Now I know this conversation is about to be juicy.
[smooth music]
This ain't gossip, Angela.
Uh, then why am I here?
You're tellin' me I did a beat face for nothin'?
I got the ta-tas out, and there's no tea.
No.
I just had a bad day, and I really need your advice.
Mm.
Let me guess...
Zac and all his baby mamas.
No.
Yeah?
No, no, I don't...
Angela, I don't know what I'm doin'.
What do you mean?
I got a D on my first law exam,
which means I'm officially failing law school now.
And it's all because of this new life.
I see.
[Fatima] Look, I don't have the time to study now.
Zac and I agreed that
he would take care of Michael during law school,
then I'll take care of him when I get home, and...
Oh, hell no.
Wait, Fatima, so you go straight from work to work?
You don't even get an hour of quiet time to yourself?
Hell no.
Look, by the time I get him in bed,
I study for a little bit, then I'm fallin' asleep.
Mm, and you know it's only gonna get more hectic
when there's another baby in the mix.
Oh, God. Don't remind me.
Look, Fatima, I know you love Zac,
and I wanna be supportive.
But you still gotta take care of yourself.
Okay?
You've finally gotten into a prestigious law school.
So, don't blow it.
You know what? I'mma hook you up.
Don't even worry about it.
Mm, yes, friend.
I have this homegirl who owns a nanny agency,
and you about to hire one.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not about to have some fast young girl
runnin' through my house, nope, not doin' it.
She has a variety of nannies,
she even has one who will give you a massage
after a long day at work.
Absolutely not. No!
Fatima, let your girl handle this, okay?
Look, I'll just tell her you're lookin' for
one of those good ol' church aunties
who glorifies the Lord, her denture cream, and bingo.
Okay? [chuckling]
[smooth music]
And kitten heels, can you add kitten heels to that?
-[Angela] No more than one inch. -There we go, now we talkin'.
-[Angela] I got you. -Alright.
Thank you, girl.
Yes, honey.
Goodness.
Hayden, you're home.
Yeah, but, don't let me stop you from bein' on your phone.
Oh, I was just on social media, laughing at a meme.
-Oh, yeah? -How was work?
Uh, it was long but productive.
Uh, this Marie Willis case is kickin' my ass.
But I think I finally got a leg up on Andi.
Well, that's great news.
And you'll be making partner in no time.
That is the plan, but, uh,
I think I'm gonna have to hit up Gary again, you know?
Get some more dirt on Andi.
What's that smell?
[Tamara] What smell?
No, it's like a woodsy cedar musk.
Like a cologne smell.
Oh, that's my new perfume. It's unisex.
I don't know about that one, babe.
Kinda manly.
You want some dinner?
Uh, I think it's a little too late to eat.
But it ain't too late to eat somethin' else.
I've been thinkin' about this all day.
Mm.
Why you hidin' your phone?
Nah, I'm just moving it.
[Hayden] It looked like you was hidin' your phone.
What, you worried I'mma see the notifications?
I'm not hiding anything.
I told you, this time is different.
Right.
Look, things have been surprisingly great between us,
but if you still out here doin' city girl shit...
I'm not!
I am 100% yours.
And only yours.
Now come here and let me show you how thankful I am
for giving me a second chance.
♪ Moneybag getter ♪
♪ Got a hot temper, Net coded in the window ♪
♪ They don't want problems 'cause I got somethin' for 'em ♪
Ooh, damn.
♪ I should make time, I'm applyin' the pressure ♪
♪ I'm applyin' the pressure, I'm applyin' the pressure ♪
♪ I ain't wastin' time, I'm applyin' the pressure ♪
♪ I'm applyin' the pressure, I'm applyin' the pressure ♪
Ooh, shit!
[laughing] [Sabrina] Oh my gosh.
-I got a cramp, I got a cramp. -Alright.
-There we go. -Okay.
Ooh. Damn!
Every damn time, Sabrina.
No, it's you, you do it to me.
Well, you know I had to put in that work.
You said you had a hard day, so...
Had to figure out a way to make you relax.
-Mm. -Thank you.
I have to take a shower.
[Rich] Hold on, what,
you don't wanna stay here with the sweat socks?
Mm-mm.
Nah, that smell like, that smell like passion, baby.
No, that doesn't smell like passion.
Come on.
[Sabrina] No, I gotta hop in the shower.
Alright, can I join?
[Sabrina] Yes, only if you promise to do round three.
Uh-huh, say less.
[Sabrina giggling]
[shower faucet running]
[hi-hat beat]
[Sabrina] I'm gonna make it extra hot!
Hey, don't let it get too hot, baby!
Shit.
Where is that condom?
[Sabrina] Are you coming?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a second, baby!
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
[Sabrina] Get off your phone, Rich!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, you caught me.
Oh, shit, damn I wish I had some hot sauce.
[Sabrina] Huh?
Uh, nothin', baby! We good!
We good.
[bass-heavy music]
Alright.
Hey.
Girl, what is it?
I came in 15 minutes early for this,
so it better be good.
You supposed to come in at that time anyway, Pam.
Are you finna tell Sabrina about the twins?
'Cause I can't wait to see her reaction.
She already knows.
Yeah, because she's my--.
Okay.
And apparently so does everyone else,
so why are you still mad at Danni?
I don't wanna get into all that right now, okay?
Well, I wanna know. What did Danni do?
She always seemed a bit messy to me.
I ain't wanna say nothin' though.
Okay, well, I have to open the bank in about an hour,
so can you tell us what this is about?
What is it?
Yes, um...
Well, I called y'all here today, this mornin',
to ask if you would...
Plan my baby shower.
-Yes, yes! -Yes, yes!
-Okay, okay. -I wanna get this moment.
-Okay. -We could do Black Hollywood...
-[Karen] Mm, mm, mm. -Or zoo animals,
or just a Hollywood red carpet thing.
No, no, no, we should do a Bohemian theme!
And we should have browns, whites, and neutrals,
and we should the natural pampas grass
so that it can just set off everything.
I'll be in charge of the décor.
All right, but look,
I just don't want nothin' over-the-top, okay?
Just a simple baby shower with good food and close friends.
We got you.
And I'mma get some T-shirts made,
sponsored by Roots to Riches, of course.
Yes, and I already have my list of games and party favors.
Okay, well...
Look, I just, I don't want no drama, neither.
Just real low-key...
-[Sabrina]] Mm-hm. -Event.
Yes.
Well, what are y'all lookin' at me for?
I know y'all playin' with all y'all's drama.
[Gary] What is it?
I can't get a hello?
[Gary] What do you want, Tamara?
Well, I was calling to say good morning,
and that I had a really good time...
[Gary] Let me stop you right there.
I don't need follow-up calls from you.
That would indicate that there's feelings.
And there's not.
We --, we keep it moving.
Wait...
I thought you was low-key feelin' me.
[Gary] Because I ate your worn-out --?
What I look like crushin' on a --?
Have you seen my past lineup?
You're nowhere close.
You know what this is.
[smooth music]
I got your ho.
One quick edit, and your life is over, Gary.
[mysterious music]
Alright man, my muscles gonna tighten up, bro.
It's always something.
Damn, my boy!
Jordan got you workin' over here like you Trump's lawyer, huh?
Yes, sir, I'm locked in.
With votin' around the corner, I'm doin' a lotta outreach.
Gotta say it's looking pretty good for us.
Alright, make us great again.
Yo.
What'd they say?
Same ol' thing.
They'll let me know if they hear somethin'.
Yo, J, I know this is a lot easier said than done,
but try not to worry too much, aight?
Bro, I'm tryin' to stay positive,
you know, distracted.
Whatever, tell me about y'all.
Shit, the only news I got is Danni's mad at me, so...
Damn, she stay mad. What happen this time?
Nah, this time this is my fault.
Overreacted when Breana took her handcuffs to school.
Hold up, Danni said used to date a cop or somethin'?
Not those kinda handcuffs, my boy.
[Rich] Ahh.
It came from the BDSM spring collection.
Those kind.
See, that's exactly why I ain't never gonna have kids.
-Point and case. -See, you say that now,
but I'm tellin' you, man, kids are a blessing.
Hallelujah. I'm good, brother.
Now, you say that, but you datin' Sabrina.
A fine-ass woman who stays on fertility treatments.
Yeah, that shit is wild, huh?
Hey, y'all, listen.
The other night, when we got done havin' sex, I freaked out.
Don't tell me your pullout game weak.
Nah, man, the condom slipped off.
Wait, your -- that small?
Ain't got nothin' to do with my size, fool.
It just came off, shit.
Did you find it, or what?
Yeah, I found it.
But on the real, for, like, a quick second,
I thought she was tryin' to trap me.
Nah, bro, you trippin'.
Yeah. Yo, Sabrina ain't like that.
That's some, like, broke groupie shit.
Yeah, nah, man. She's a, she's a good woman.
And from what I've seen, she's an honest one, too, so...
Makes you wonder why she's with you.
[Rich] Probably the same reason your mama was with me.
I lay that pipe.
Alright, bros, come on, come on, let's go.
I got meetings.
Ethan!
We're gonna head to the gym real quick,
you can hold the place down?
Yeah, I got you. Have a great workout.
Appreciate you.
[Rich] My boys gonna keep up this time, or what?
You gettin' slow over here.
-[Jordan] Says the giant. -[Rich] Yeah, I miss the NFL.
[door closing]
[serious music]
[Hudson] You get it yet?
I'm about to, where do you want me to put it?
[Hudson] You never bugged someone's house before?
No.
[Hudson] Any picture frames in the house?
[Ethan] Yeah, I see one.
[Hudson] Place it behind the frame.
[Ethan] Bet.
[mysterious music]
What the hell are you doin'?
What the hell are you doin' with that photo of me and Andi?
[Female Narrator] Next on Sistas.
Shouldn't you be workin' at the airport?
-I need your advice. -Really?
I think that I have an option for you.
Really?
You're not gonna kiss your girlfriend hello?
Yeah, sure.
Let's consider it an addendum to your report.
You not gonna believe what this -- pulled today.
What -- might that be?
Andi, who else?
Let's go, please. Hi.
What is this?
This is a new state-of-the-art Respecteron Stroller.
[music]