[Gary] If you don't marry me,
I will keep -- his life up until he is six feet under!
Do you understand?
[Fatima] Previously on Sistas ...
Didn't I hear something about the FBI investigating you?
I bet they'd love to get proof
of you being rough with a female.
Penelope wouldn't be in this situation
if Gary wasn't so obsessed with me.
I have to end this tonight.
Andi!
Andi, wait!
[Rufus] Josephine, would you make me the happiest man
on Earth and marry me?
[Jordan] Don't do it! Interrupt!
[Josephine] Oh, Rufus, I'll love you forever.
Lies! All women do is lie, Rufus!
[phone ringing]
Unknown caller. Not right now.
[phone ringing]
-Hello. -[Penelope] Jordan?
-Penelope? -[Penelope] Yeah.
Where are you? Are you okay?
-Jordan, I can't say. -[Jordan] You can't say what?
I've been going crazy here.
-Calm down. -[Jordan] No.
None of this makes sense. Are you okay?
I'm fine, Jordan. I just--
I need you to be patient, okay? Trust me.
You talked to Andi, right?
Yeah, but it was, like, weeks ago.
Like, I had no idea if you were--
If you were being held against your will or anything.
That mother-- Gary is just--
Hey, hey, hey, mm-mm.
I don't--I don't wanna make this call about him.
I'll be back soon.
How's the baby?
[Penelope] Jordan, I'm not pregnant anymore.
-I lost it. -What?
There were um...
There were complications with the baby and it--
It didn't end well.
If that mother-- did something to you
I swear to God, I'll--
[Penelope] Hey, I don't have much time to talk
and I really don't wanna waste it on him. Okay?
I called to check on my brother.
I'm sorry about the miscarriage, Nellie.
I know how much you wanted to be a mother.
It's fine.
Um, it wasn't the right time.
And it definitely wasn't the right situation.
But how are you doing, Jordan?
Not great.
I feel like everyone I love is gone.
[Penelope] What are you talking about? Andi was--
-No. Andi and I are done. -What? No!
-What happened? -[Jordan] I don't know.
She came in here.
One minute she's saying she loves me and the next,
she's done.
[Penelope] That doesn't sound like Andi.
I mean, something's gotta be wrong.
-You need to talk to her. -[Jordan] No, I'm done.
I mean, who knows? Maybe it's best it happened now.
Just think about all the chaos that's been in our lives
since her and Gary came in.
[Penelope] Andi is a good woman.
Nellie, I'm telling you, she broke my heart.
And you're over here telling me how great she is?
Our whole life, Jordan, no matter what it was you wanted,
if you really wanted it, you made it happen.
Fight for her.
Love is much harder.
Harder than running for councilman?
[Jordan] [laughs] Way harder.
I should probably tell you I'm -- that up, too.
Well, I have had the honor of watching you -- up
plenty of times before.
And you know what? I still believe in you.
And I believe in you and Andi.
So you go and you win that election.
And you go and you win her heart back.
[light knock on door]
[door opens]
Yeah, just give me a second.
-[door closes] -[Jordan] Who was that?
-Jordan, I gotta go. -Penelope!
[Penelope] I love you so much.
[music]
♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're going out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪
What a sad ghetto baby shower.
Pam, what is that?
It's a decorative banner.
Bitch, I can see it's a decorative banner!
Why does it look like your company is sponsoring this?
'Cause it is, fool.
We are throwing a baby shower and Karen would not be pleased
that you're pandering your products and pyramid schemes
-at her party. -And why not?
Black women in business are in style now.
And more importantly, where is everybody at?
The bitches stood us up.
Got us here working like slaves and hoes.
Sabrina's at the office and who knows
where the -- Andi is.
And if she don't hurry up, I'm pawning her shit,
especially the baby grand piano.
I know a -- who'd want it.
You're crazy.
[knocking on door]
Yo, J, open up, man! I know you in there!
J!
Bro, come on. Let's go.
Man.
Yo, he's not answering, man.
Look, either he can't hear us or he's ignoring us on purpose.
Oh, no, his ass is ignoring us on purpose.
That's for sure.
That man's in there listening to Dru Hill.
He's down bad, Rich.
I know, but we gotta keep tryin', right?
He obviously doesn't wanna talk.
I don't blame him. Let's go.
Oh, I got something for that ass.
[honking horn]
Yo! I'ma wake up the whole damn neighborhood
if you don't answer that door! Come on!
[honking horn]
I know you in there!
[honking horn]
This is a bad look, Councilman!
Yeah, --! I hear you and Sisqo in there!
Hey, stop playin' or we're gonna make a scene out here
and make you lose this whole damn district!
[phone buzzing]
[laughs] He says the door's unlocked.
I bet it is.
[Rich] Let's go.
Damn, Andi.
Did she take the shower with her when she left?
Man.
What's up, y'all?
Nah, nah, nah. Don't "What's up, y'all,"
after you've been ignoring us this whole time.
Scoot over, man.
Look, man, I love you, but I'm not chasin' no more
grown-ass men around, all right?
I haven't been ignoring y'all.
Bro, the group chat says different.
I've been busy with my campaign.
Nah, nah, nah, see, we ain't gonna let that slide.
You damn sure don't look like a man who's been busy
runnin' for office.
This is a man who lost his -- and then found it in himself.
You don't have to say it like that.
But I do 100% agree with him.
Please tell me you ain't been talking to voters
looking like this.
Nah-uh. My campaign team has been covering it all.
I don't even know if I wanna win.
What?
You wanna throw everything you worked for away over Andi?
Look, no, it's not about that. I just...
I had this vision for my life.
I just don't know what I wanna do anymore.
All right, J.
Hold up real quick.
You need to ask yourself,
why did you start running for office in the first place?
It damn sure wasn't for her ass.
Y'all need to chill on Andi.
Wait, are you-- You're defending her?
What is this?
Hey, Rich, what part of the game is this?
This is my life. It's not a game.
Then act like it, bro.
Get your ass up out of the house,
win an election. Do something.
At least get in the shower, my boy.
Yeah, stop moping around the house and eating trash.
You've got an election to win, boy.
And get some ass.
What? Bro, it's gonna help you move on.
You think she's sitting around listening to Mary J.
or City Girls?
She's backin' that ass up.
Oh, this is not helping.
Look, she damn sure ain't cryin' to her girls, aight?
Sabrina ain't heard nothin' from her either.
See? She's laid up lyin' to another --.
But it's all good. We gonna find out the truth
at this baby shower. That's for sure.
Oh, damn. The baby shower is today, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, hey, hey, don't tell her or anybody else
that y'all saw me, all right?
We don't even want to be seen with you.
Yo, yo, it's all good.
But you need to answer us when we tryin' to check up on you.
All right. I'll try.
All right.
Hey.
Hi. Hi.
-How you doing? -I'm good.
Just finishing up some paperwork before I head out.
-I hope I'm not disturbing you. -Mm-mm. No.
How are you? What's up?
I'm just-- Uh, speaking of finishing up,
I just wanted to come here and, uh, let you see this.
I just finished it this morning.
I wanted you to see it before I got it published.
I like this picture. It's really cute.
Yeah, of course it is. I mean, look at you.
Sorry about that. It was a little unprofessional.
Um, I do like it, though.
-Is-- -[Sabrina] Wow.
Is there something you don't like?
No, Damany, I really love this.
Quote, "Sabrina is as smart as she is majestic.
"Despite all of her hardships, she holds her position
with effortless poise and a smile."
That's sweet.
Thank you.
I try to be as unbiased as possible when I write these.
And from what I know about you,
I can guarantee that everything is the truth.
-Thank you. -[Damany] No problem.
And I also made sure not to include anything about
the whole baby freezing thing.
Yeah. I'm kinda glad you didn't.
Right.
I don't know. I got so comfortable
and started blabbing on and on and on.
And I totally forgot I was being interviewed.
Right.
Speaking of that, um, did you ever find a donor?
Or did your boyfriend finally come to his senses?
No. But I have options.
They're not great, but it's a start.
Okay.
Well, you know, it sounds wild.
I wouldn't mind if it was mine.
What?
Yeah.
-My-- my future babies? -Yes.
I mean, look, I know it's unprofessional,
but I thought about it and I would.
Why?
I used to donate sperm in college.
It would be just like that, but for a better reason.
Look, you're smart. You're beautiful.
You're driven.
Now, this just might be my ego speaking,
but I think we would make a great baby.
[chuckles]
Hmm.
Is there any family history? Like illness?
No.
A couple of diabetics, but I take good care of my body.
I see that.
Uh...
Is there anything weird I should know about you?
I mean, is there anything weirder than me
offering my sperm to a woman I barely know?
No. No.
You realize you wouldn't get to be, like, a father?
Not if you don't want me there.
Okay, um...
Can I see your teeth?
Okay.
But do you have a baby picture?
Actually, yes. I do.
-That's cute. -Cute, yes.
That's a good choice of words because I was growing
into the ears, all right? I knew the laugh was coming.
So?
Do you want my sperm?
[music]
[Zac] How much longer?
I just have to finish my makeup, babe.
That's not a time.
[Fatima] Shit.
[sighs]
What?
Nothing. Now I just look like the clown I feel like.
Talk to me. What's up?
I just...
I don't really wanna go to the shower.
What's the matter?
[sighs]
Honestly, I didn't see myself as the fiancée of a baby daddy
going to his baby shower of another woman's.
It's not a position I really saw myself in.
You think this is a position I expected to see myself in?
A member of the baby daddy bunch?
Think about the pictures. Me and Aaron
standing hand in hand like a trash-ass R&B group.
The Baby Daddy Boys.
Yeah, that's gonna look crazy.
-Wild crazy. -Mm-hmm.
But guess what? I'm gonna be looking crazier.
Look, I feel you.
And if you don't feel like you really wanna go, don't go.
I'll just tell them something came up.
No, look, Karen invited me
and I'm trying to put my best foot forward.
Good 'cause I was lyin'. I need you to go.
And I need you to hurry the hell up.
Look, fine wine takes time, okay?
-Apparently. -Yeah.
And besides, I'm really trying to prepare myself
for what might happen and how I feel.
Baby, look at me for a second.
Nothing is gonna happen.
Did you meditate today?
-I had to. -Okay.
So that means we're surrounded by positive vibes.
Can we keep that going?
-And you, too. -What you mean me?
Me and Aaron fine. We been fine.
We tight now. We brothers.
Brother husbands, that's what we are.
But I'm your husband, not her husband.
Exactly.
I guess we're both feeling silly at this point.
So let's just make the most of it
and have fun 'cause we in it now.
-Thank you, baby. -Yeah.
-I love you. -I love you, too.
Come on 'cause you're making me late now.
-Now I'm making you late? -Mm-hmm.
Wow.
It's your world.
No, no, no. Let me get that.
Oh, thank you.
Next time you tell me when you're getting up.
You know I like to pull the chairs out.
-So I can see that ass. -Oh gosh.
That's right, baby.
[music]
You have my time. I implore you not to waste it.
Tell me you have something for me
or I will gladly take my business to another firm.
Marie, I have exactly what you need.
Well, don't tease me. Pull it out and let me see it.
Uh, okay. Take a look at these.
Expense reports? You expect me to read that?
Uh, no, I don't, which is why I highlighted the specific--
Well, just go on, boy. Spit it out!
Well, I believe that Roger was banging his assistant.
Oh, please, don't make me vomit on this desk.
Have you seen Roger's assistant?
I have, and although she isn't you,
you would be surprised what and who a man will do
behind closed doors.
-Convince me. -[Hayden] Numbers never lie.
-You ever see a broken clock? -Not one this expensive.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars transferred into an account
in her name.
Yes, accounts I helped him set up for miscellaneous expenses.
Marie, this is a different account at a different bank
without your name on it.
Hmm, nice catch.
That dirty, trifling mother--.
Okay, so it proves he's a thief, not a cheat.
I mean, if you don't have concrete proof of infidelity,
this just looks like we're throwing dirt on the man.
-Right, Andi? -Yes.
Who pissed in your coffee this morning, Ms. Barnes?
I'm fine.
[Marie] You haven't said two words since you came in here.
And you just let him show you up even though I know you're
a better attorney than he is.
No offense.
Uh, some taken. But I agree.
My co-counsel clearly isn't in the game.
I am a bit distracted today.
I have to go to a baby shower.
Oh God. Don't let me keep you. Jordan must be waiting for you.
Remember what I said to you when I first came into your office,
Andi?
Three steps ahead of you. Don't fall behind.
[music]
-Where you think you're going? -To get your concrete proof.
That can wait. Your office now.
Yes, ma'am.
[music]
Where's my phone?
[knock on door]
It's open.
-Hey, kid. -Hey, Mama.
-You ready? -I am.
Goodness gracious.
Ooh, but wait.
Oh...
Man, let me just get a good look at you.
-You're beautiful. -Thank you, Mama.
Oh, let me get this.
Oh, you're taking pictures now. Okay.
How are you feeling?
Pretty okay, actually. Zac and Aaron are getting along,
but it feels too good to be true.
Yeah, maybe it is a little too good to be true,
but you know what? Enjoy it while it lasts.
I'll try.
You know, everybody is going to be just so in love
and fawning all over you and the twins,
especially those two men.
So enjoy it and feel lucky.
The situation don't feel very lucky, Mama.
You know, if I'd had a few extra hands like you had
when I was raising you, I'd have been a lot better off.
But you've got a good support group, a lot of hands on.
-It might not be enough. -Oh, honey.
Trust me. It's enough hands.
As strong as you are...
And all those hands are gonna be at the party tonight, right?
Yeah.
Everyone is invited, including Fatima,
so all we have to do is have a drama-free event.
Oh, I think everybody's gonna be on their best behavior tonight.
Well, I'm worried 'cause Mama,
my friends don't have the best track record with that.
Well, uh, you know,
everybody's always going to bring something
to some situation even if it's indifference.
Oh, well.
I'm just gonna bring my belly and my appetite.
-That's a good idea. -That's all I got.
-Let's go. -Yeah.
-Got it? -Oh, I think so.
-Okay. -Oh, my God, you're stunning.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome, welcome to Karen's baby shower.
Double the baby, double the fun!
That's right, Pam.
Obviously, you see we're on CP time, but there are a lot
of drinks and snacks, so feel free to grab one
or two while we wait for the woman of the hour.
-Cheers. -[Pam] Cheers.
I'ma go mingle.
-Say hi to Tony. -Which one's Tony?
-This place is crazy. -I like this.
They got it goin' on.
You're here, huh? What's good, y'all?
Hey, what's up, man? Rich.
-What's up? -Tony.
-Zac. -Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you're one of the stars of the show today.
-Yeah. -Yeah, I guess so.
-Aren't you Sabrina's man? -Nah, that'd be me.
Yeah, I'm with Danni.
Ah, I just met you and I'm stressed for you already.
[laughter]
Yeah, my man, how long you known these girls for?
Um, too long.
Yeah, they had a front-row seat to everything
me and Karen had going on.
Clearly, we still got a lot going on, so...
That's true.
Danni said she was there for you when you had nothing.
Danni would make me sound like an orphan.
Yeah, but nah, she uh, yeah,
Danni held me down. She cool people.
Sabrina, too. Sabrina's cool people.
[Rich] Okay.
Yo, since you've known them for so long,
you got any advice for us?
Yeah?
-Run. -Damn.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
With these girls, expect the unexpected.
[Danni] I'm surprised you made it.
[laughs] I am, too. I am, but Karen invited me, so...
You know what?
Yeah, that's growth, and I love to see it.
You, too.
I see you two are back tight as ever.
Yeah.
We've been getting on each other's nerves since college.
What's a few more decades?
Yeah, I get it.
I feel like the people that are closest to you
know just how to irk your nerves the worst.
Oh, that's for certain, but-- But, you know...
I'm really wondering how you're doing.
What do you mean?
I know it's hard for you to be here.
You know what, Danni?
Honestly, I'm just trying to stay out of my head.
And just go with the flow.
Every time I tell myself things can't get crazier,
Zac finds a way to prove me wrong.
-So... -It's his specialty.
Yeah.
I'm just hoping that we're past that point.
Well, girl, stay tuned.
There might be a third one behind the other ones.
Danni, don't do that. Don't play with me.
I can't handle that for real.
-Looks like they getting along. -Yeah.
Makes me happy.
Ah, look at you.
Excuse me, everybody, excuse me.
And now, the woman of the day,
my friend, Karen!
[cheering]
Let her get a few words in and then the festivities
shall begin.
[Sabrina] Okay, Pam.
-Beautiful. -Gorgeous.
It is so beautiful in here.
I can't believe all y'all came out for me
and my babies.
Just having y'all here is perfect,
so thank you for coming, but you know,
we're not gonna be awkward.
'Cause I know
two babies and two fathers
is a lot of shit.
A lot of regrets.
But one thing that I don't regret is what's to come.
Mm-hmm.
'Cause I think we all on the same page
and want the same things.
Happy, healthy babies.
And that's what we're here to celebrate.
That's right.
More speeches later, but for now let's drink and get lit.
[music]
Danni, what did we talk about?
It's good practice. You should--
Oh, look who decided to show.
-Hi, Andi. -Hi.
[Sabrina] Where have you been?
I had a work thing.
For two weeks?
It's a long story.
You know, are you a spy? You can tell me.
I'm just saying 'cause it's always
a cryptic answer with you.
We're trying to ask you about Jordan.
Blink twice if you're a spy.
There you go.
Hi, Tony. Hi, Rich.
How are you?
Andi.
Right.
They... Give it some.
No, it's okay. I deserve it.
Um, I hope that Jordan is well.
-You know, he's been great. -[Rich] Fantastic.
-Living his best life. -Not a care in the world.
Listening to Uncle Luke.
You should probably call him and check up on him, though.
--, why would you say that?
You smelled him, didn't you? He was down bad.
Just leave it alone.
Y'all, I'm sure she had her reasons.
Some people don't need a reason. They're just cold-hearted.
Ain't that right, Andi?
I'll drink to that.
I have my reasons.
I just can't say what they are right now.
See, that's spy shit.
I'm telling you, don't even trip, y'all.
-She's a spy. -[Andi] I'm not a spy.
I'm not a spy.
I don't like when you hold things back.
[Andi] There's a lot of people here.
They're your friends.
It's not a conversation for now.
If you'll excuse me, I need to powder my nose.
I'll be back, maybe.
You remember where your bathroom is, right?
You forgot where your friends were, so...
Maurice, come on.
What?
This is what my mouth naturally do.
I'm all, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
There you go. Okay, okay.
[smacking lips]
Um, that is an apple with, um, banana.
It's a blend of the two with a hint of mint,
a little cinnamon, and pear.
Prickly, prickly pear.
[Sabrina] Oh, Maurice, your palate is undeniable.
-Five out of five. -Absolutely, absolutely, niece.
Now where's my gift?
Got the best taste bud in this city.
A throat second to none. Oh, yeah.
-I go with the best of them. -Okay, all right--
Back when I was a child, baby, I'd suck milk, suck milk!
Shh.
This is a party!
Okay, okay.
Okay, everybody.
Thank you so much for participating in these games!
Why is she acting like you--
Pam is gonna come around with the tape measure
and we're going to do the belly guessing game.
In the meanwhile, we can eat.
We can eat and be quiet.
Girl, now, they got six daddies here.
Trying to have regular games. I'm so sorry.
You did great.
[music]
Ooh.
Damn.
You puttin' it on me like I just got out of prison or something.
-I just went to work. -I can't miss you now?
I'm not sayin' all that. Just, damn, you're doing a lot.
Oh, so, a couple of kisses is doing too much?
Got it.
Okay, I'm not trying to argue with you.
Oh, we ain't gotta argue.
I'm just making a mental note for myself.
I'm just tired, baby. Okay?
What is that?
What? What are you talking about?
Something in my mouth.
What is it?
It looks like a pubic hair.
-Ew, that's disgusting. -And it's gray!
Okay, well, wherever you had lunch,
-make sure I don't go there. - --, this came from you!
You trippin'. That ain't come from me.
Where the -- your mouth been, Hayden?
I don't know. Maybe it's something I ate.
-Or someone. -Excuse me.
How do I know you wasn't up in my house sucking some
geriatric sugar daddy -- while I was at work?
- --, be for real. -I'm dead-ass serious.
You're over here accusing me, but for the last month
you've been on some creep shit. Tell me I'm wrong.
-Tell me I'm wrong. -Okay.
How about this?
You can start questioning my whereabouts
when you let me see what you've been hiding on your phone.
[tapping glass]
Hear ye, hear ye. Can we gather around, please?
I'm, um, a little nervous. Okay, um...
Not today, not today. Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Ms. Lisa. [clears throat]
So, as you guys know,
I'm one of the fathers.
Yes, and um,
Karen and I have known each other for a long time.
And uh, based on current events,
we're gonna get to know each other a lot longer.
So, um, nothing about this is conventional,
so keeping up with the theme,
we've decided to do two parties at the same time.
No, I'm not stripping, but give me a second.
Drum roll, please.
[everyone tapping]
-Ms. Lisa? -Oh, sure.
I'm having a girl, baby!
[no audible dialogue]
Yes!
And, and...
I will love his little girl as if she were my own.
Especially because if I didn't, her sister would be very sad.
[Zac] Stop playin'!
Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about!
[Aaron] Oh, baby! Yes!
And I know that everyone is here for me today,
but you did all this. And you, too, Pam.
You're welcome from me and Roots to Riches.
Good timing on that.
Um, so thank you for everything that you
have done for my twins so far.
Danni...
I know that we don't always see eye to eye,
but if there's one thing that I know is that you're a real one.
And your firecracker attitude and your sense of humor
is gonna keep my smiling, so I just wanna ask
the both of y'all in front of all these witnesses
if you'll be the godmothers of my babies?
-[Danni] Yes, of course. -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
-We're godmommies. -Yes, you are.
We're godmommies.
Okay, uh, Karen, do one favor for me
and maybe you can intercede on our behalf.
Don't die, okay?
Because, listen now, my little airport job
can barely support me, but you, I mean, you--
I got it. I got things covered.
But other than that, okay.
-Babysitting at my house. -You're the only one.
I'll give them the sex talk.
[Zac] No, you won't. No, you won't.
They got to know.
-All right, y'all. Okay, okay. -[Danni] The internet is...
Okay?
-Andi. -Yes?
[Karen] This baby shower wouldn't have been possible
without you and your beautiful home.
And I love our relationship and I know that my babies
are gonna love their Auntie Andi.
Well, know I will do anything for you and those babies.
[clears throat]
And um, Fatima...
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah. Get cranked up, yeah.
Mama, let me get it out.
Fatima, it would be an understatement to say
that we have had a rocky path.
None of this has been easy or typical.
But I see the way you treat Michael.
And how you push Zac to be accountable
for being a good father.
And I know the important role that you will play
in my children's life.
And for that, I'm thankful for you, too.
Thank you.
Wow. Thank you, Karen.
And I am honored to be their bonus mom.
Okay, well, look, um,
this has been an exciting journey,
but it's also been real scary, you know?
Especially as a first-time mama of twins, at that.
But I look around this room. I see the village.
And I'm just so thankful.
So toast to all of y'all. Thank you so much.
-To the village. -To the village!
[Zac] To the village!
-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, some party.
Yeah, yeah.
But baby, I gotta go.
Oh, okay. Well, take some leftovers, Mama.
Oh, no. I think Danni's dude and Pam got ahold of a big batch
of it, so I'm good. Look, I had a really good time.
I'm glad you did. Okay.
Do me a favor. Tell Aaron I said goodbye.
Okay, well, I will. He went to work already.
-But I'll tell him later, okay? -All right, baby.
Okay, Mama. Well, listen, be careful, okay?
-Yeah, I will. -Bye. Thank you for coming.
Oh, my pleasure.
-Okay, love you. -Love you, too, babe.
Karen, I, um, just wanted to thank you for the invitation
and for the kind words.
Yeah. I hope it wasn't too uncomfortable.
No, no. It was cool.
-And everyone was very nice. -Okay, good.
Well, you know, I was actually going to ask you about Andi.
[sighs] Yeah. Um, she's been acting off at work
and even after hours, I can't get in touch with her.
Same. I can't get ahold of her either.
It's actually the first time we've seen her since
she broke up with Jordan.
I'm sorry, what? Broke up with Jordan?
Only reason we know that is because Tony and Rich
told the girls.
Something is definitely up.
-Mm-hmm. -Maybe you should talk to her.
[Andi] This was fun.
-I'll see you later. -You're leaving already, Andi?
-Okay. -Bye babies.
-Love you. -Love you, too.
Okay.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh, my goodness. What a beautiful party.
Man, what the -- you doin' here?
I'm so sorry.
Am I too late to join the festivities?
[Sabrina] Gary?
What are you doing here? You weren't invited.
[Maurice] No, you were not because I made the list
and I checked it once and I checked it twice,
naughty or nice.
How am I not invited to an event that's going on
in my own penthouse?
[Maurice] This is your penthouse?
Andi, I'm so sick and tired of this --.
What is he talking about?
Gary, can we not do this right now, please?
Do what?
Oh, you haven't told anybody yet?
-[Andi] Gary... -Well, this is perfect.
What better time for an announcement than now?
Gary, can we just go in the room and talk about this?
Please?
No, no. I don't trust him.
Oh, ooh, I actually heard that.
Damn, you know, that hurts coming from a bank robber.
Ooh.
Leave, Gary.
How about no?
Hey, hey, hold on.
You need to get the -- out of here, bro.
Okay, guys, wait. I didn't do anything, okay?
And I actually came bearing gifts.
Oh, I suggest you leave, Gary, before you get hurt.
-Right. -Nobody wants you here.
Zac, will you please put a muzzle on your --
-before I have-- -What? Bitch?
No, no, no. Hey, you got one more bitch.
Yeah, bitch.
Can someone please tell me what is going on
and why it is going on at my baby shower?
You see? Do you see?
Y'all have done the one thing you are not supposed to do
on this day.
And that is upset the mother to be with this
unnecessary hostility.
Cut the shit, Gary, okay? We have finished the games.
Why the -- are you here?
Fine.
I came here to see all of y'all pathetic faces
when I officially invite you to my wedding.
Wanted to invite us to his wedding?
Wedding?
Okay, please tell me what dumb bitch would let you swindle her
into marrying you?
-That part. -[Sabrina] Exactly.
Please.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you all
to my fiancee...
Andrea Barnes.
[Karen] Andi?
-[Sabrina] Um... -[Fatima] What--
[Karen] Andi...
[whispers] Andi.
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[Andi] Next on Sistas...
I would like to officially invite all of you to my wedding
with the exception of the hood-rat duo.
He said that I either marry him or he would ruin Jordan's life.
Leave Andi alone. It ain't worth it.
You got to much riding on this.
That came with the smart side of your brain.
You dirty, -- dog!
-Can I go now? -Drop those panties.
[Jordan] You broke up with me to marry Gary?
You owe me an explanation now.
And I'm not leaving until you do.
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