I'm going the -- home, because I'm not dealing with this.
Wow. Bye --, go.
[Fatima] Previously on Sistas.. .
He said that I either marry him or he would ruin Jordan's life.
Fix your -- face.
Nobody gives a damn about how you feel.
I think I found a sperm donor.
Okay, I'm confused.
She got this new co-worker,
old handsome, whatever the hell his name is.
[Jordan] You broke up with me to marry Gary.
You owe me an explanation now,
and I'm not leaving until you do.
Jordan...
I need for you to leave.
I'm not leaving until you tell me the truth.
What the --, Andi?
Was our entire relationship some game to you, some sick joke?
Of course not.
[Jordan] Then what?
I would never have gotten involved with you
if I didn't see a future together.
Then what changed?
This isn't easy for me.
You think this is some stroll in Piedmont Park for me?
Andi...
the woman I love
is doing a complete 180, and I have no idea why.
Tell me the truth, Andi.
Okay.
I will.
It's Gary...
What about him?
I'm in love with him.
Bullshit.
No, I thought that I had put my feelings for him behind me,
but the more we hung out with him and your sister,
I realized that I still have feelings for him.
So...
you expect me to believe
that every time I touched you,
every time I kissed you,
every time I made you say my name,
it was really Gary on your mind.
I know you don't want to hear that,
but it's true.
Do you now?
I still love him.
You need to leave.
All right.
I'll go.
But just to be clear,
I know Gary has something on you.
You don't know what you're talking about.
[Jordan] The hell I don't.
I know you, Andi.
And I know the only reason you would do something like this
is because that mother-- has something over your head.
And I'm not going to stop until I find out what that is.
Jordan, just leave it.
[whimpering inhales]
Andi, what the hell did I miss?
Andi...
♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We goin' out tonight ♪
♪ Cause I'm lookin' for love ♪
[music]
I can't wait, today's the day.
[phone buzzing]
Hey.
[Karen] Hey, girl. Just calling to make sure you up and at 'em.
Yep, I literally just got out of bed.
[Karen] Oh, it's good you slept in.
You need to be rested and relaxed
ahead of your procedure.
You excited?
Yeah, and a little nervous.
[Karen] I'm sure that's perfectly natural.
It's not every day you have your eggs harvested.
Yeah, thank God for that.
Huh...
[Karen] Wait, you ain't having second thoughts, are you?
No, not about freezing my embryos.
[Karen] Then what?
I don't know, I...
I guess I just wish it was
the man that I was dating that was helping me realize
this dream I have of becoming a mother
and not just some very kind co-worker.
[Karen] Don't even concern yourself with all that.
Remember what your fertility doctor told you.
You need to stay as stress-free as possible today.
You may not have Rich's support, but you got your girls.
And we turning up today in full force.
Yeah, you're right.
Thanks, Karen, I couldn't do this without y'all.
[Karen] Mm-hmm. I'll see you at the appointment.
Okay, girl...see you soon.
-[Karen] Bye. -Bye.
[exhale] Hmm.
[knock on door]
Who could that be back at this hour?
-Sabrina. -Uh-oh.
You crossed my mind and I wanted to do something sweet,
so...
Surprise.
[music]
What's up, Karen?
[Karen] Put it in the corner.
Oh, it's like that?
Yeah...
It's like that.
Is this because you salty with Pam over her come-up?
She told you that?
Shawty and I talk about everything.
I doubt it.
[Trey] What's that supposed to mean?
It's supposed to mean that I saw you
at the grocery store with some ho.
Oh, for real?
That's all you gotta say?
Look, if you're worried about me playing your girl,
don't be.
All right, Pam and I ain't never agreed to be exclusive.
Does Pam know that?
She's running up and down these halls
talking about, you the one.
Word?
Okay.
Look, Trey...
I might be pissed at Pam right now,
but she's still my girl.
And I don't want to see her heartbroken.
[Karen] And she's falling for you fast and hard.
So if you don't want to be with her,
then you just need to tell her.
You know, it's cool you looking out for your girl
even though y'all in the outs and whatnot.
You're a good friend, Karen.
Well, tell Pam that.
After you tell her how you feel.
All right.
[music]
[Cretia] I was surprised when you wanted
to book a session this early.
Aren't you usually at work at this time?
Yeah, I'm just playing hooky this morning.
The girls and I are gonna go be with Sabrina
while she gets her eggs harvested for support.
[Cretia] Oh, that's exciting.
Honestly, I don't know why anyone would want to procreate
after spending time with Tony's crumb snatchers, so...
[Cretia] I thought you were getting along
better with Tony's kids.
I was.
And then their major mom came in town.
And, um, caught me giving Tony -- in his office, so...
[Cretia] Oh, my.
That had to have been awkward.
Yeah, it was.
The thing is, she obviously wants him back.
Sent him nude pictures of herself.
She came to my house and confronted me.
And Tony still blames me for her daughter taking stuff from me.
And he called me jealous
and completely deflected from the conversation.
You have to help me before I get...
Before I get arrested for assaulting a member
of the Armed Forces,
Cretia... I need you to talk me off the ledge.
[music]
[Fatima] It's gonna be okay.
Nothing is gonna be okay. It's not gonna be okay.
Because I...
have to marry Gary.
Andi, you don't have to go through with this.
We have been over this, Fatima.
If I don't, he destroys Jordan.
I can't have that. He's perfect.
I deserve this. [whimpering inhales]
I deserve this.
And this is what Gary has always wanted.
He also...he's always wanted to own me.
He's always wanted to possess me.
And now he gets to do it. He gets to...
-[Fatima] No. -He gets to possess me.
[through whimpers] [Andi] He's making me marry him.
Mm-mm...nope.
We're not doing this. We're not doing this.
He's not getting away with this shit.
I'm gonna handle it.
[knocking on door]
[Lisa] Hey, Zac.
What's up, Miss Lisa?
Hey, Karen told me the twins' cribs came in.
I figured I'd come over and start working.
What a coincidence.
Aaron had the same idea.
What's up, Zac?
-Exactly. -Great minds think alike.
Apparently. Same color scheme, huh?
I mean, we are raising twins. I guess, this is how it starts.
Just hold that for a second.
Really?
There's that end.
Got this middle piece.
I could do mine. I can do mine.
Yeah? You sure?
-Yeah. -Okay.
All right. Thanks.
-Give me my pieces back, then. -Thank you so much.
[Zac] Where are the tools at?
Now, I know you wouldn't finna leave without seeing your girl.
-What's good, baby? -What's up with you?
[smooch]
If anybody needs me, I'll be in my office.
She's still got an attitude.
I mean, can you blame her?
Yes, I can blame her.
She thinks she deserve part of my company.
I mean, have you tried
looking at it from Karen's perspective, though?
I mean, you did use her bread
and her spot to launch Roots to Riches.
So you taking her side?
Look, I'm not taking nobody's side.
All right? But right is only right.
Look, Karen is good people.
All right...and she a damn good friend to you.
She just put me on blast for still kicking it with old girl
and hollering at you at the same time.
How does she know about that?
She saw me and MoNikwa at the grocery store.
So she was telling me to slow my roll
because she was looking out for me?
I accused her of being jealous.
Yeah.
And look...
I told Karen me and you never said we was exclusive.
Okay, but...
Look, I gotta be real with you, Shawty...
My conversation with your girl made me realize something.
What?
Well...
you're the only one I wanna kick it with going forward.
-Really, Trey? -For real.
[smooch]
I guess Karen was looking out for me.
[Trey] Mm-hmm. [giggle]
You know, maybe it's time you look out for her by
breaking her off a piece of Roots to Riches.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
[Damany] Thanks.
No problem...thanks.
None for you?
No, my fertility doctor wants me to be caffeine-free
the morning of the procedure so I can stay as calm as possible.
-That makes sense. -Mm-hmm.
Good news...
my blood work came back negative,
so I am all clear to donate.
-That's great. -Yeah.
My clean and healthy sperm is at your service, my lady.
Okay, I thought the accent would make it funnier...
but it didn't sound as good as it did in my head, right?
Okay.
I tried. [polite giggle]
Um...
Damany, I just...
I can't even tell you how grateful I am to you.
I know I keep saying it over and over again, but...
you're really helping me realize a dream
that I've had since I was a little girl to be a mother.
Hey, Sabrina...
I'm just glad I can help out.
You deserve all your dreams to come true.
[knock at the door]
Busy night. [polite giggle]
Yeah.
Yeah, excuse me. Hi, I'm coming...hold on.
-Hey, baby. -Hi, baby.
I just wanted to check in on you.
How are you?
What's uh...?
-What's going on in here? -Nothing.
Honestly, it's...
Don't look like nothing to me.
In fact, it looks like you're chilling
in your pajamas with a work colleague
that's a little to eager to give you his nut.
All right, look, man, it's not like that.
Look, don't talk to me, man.
I'm over here talking to my woman, all right...stay silent.
[Sabrina] Calm down.
Damany is only here to check on me before my procedure.
That's it.
I bet he got you these too, huh?
Okay.
You're upset because he's being considerate when you aren't?
Oh, I'm not being considerate now.
All because I don't want to give you my sperm,
and this -- does.
-Okay. -Excuse me.
I think it's good I head on out.
Finally something we agree on. Way to read the room, my guy.
Way to read the room.
How about you lower your tone
and don't let this suit confuse you?
-Oh, please, please... -Okay, okay, excuse me.
-That's a good idea. -We're in my house.
We're in my house. Thanks.
Damany, I apologize.
-I'll see you at the hospital. -Thank you...thank you.
Go right there...right there. That's good.
-Yep. -Rich.
-[Damany] I'll see you later. -Yeah, yeah...nice tie, too.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Good luck today with Prince Damany's weak-ass sperm.
I'll be rootin' for you, baby.
[music]
I can't keep going around and around with you, Tamara.
I got to go to work.
Late for another day of letting rich old bitches
feelin' on your --?
I already told you ain't shit going on
with me and Marie Willis. How many times I gotta tell you?
One time...and actually be telling the -- truth.
What the -- you know about the truth?
What's that my mama used to say?
Guilty dog barks first.
What kind of country 'bama shit is that?
Nah, that's real talk.
See, you stay accusin' me,
but you around here getting secret calls,
secret text messages and shit.
Every time I look up, you're on your damn phone.
Don't project your bullshit on me, Hayden.
So let me see your phone.
That's what I thought.
I'm out of here.
-- you, weak-ass --.
-[Tamara] I can't stand you. -Weak-ass throw.
[knock on the door]
-What do you want, Fatima? -Answers.
And you're gonna give them to me.
I don't know if you got my letter of resignation,
but I don't work for you no more.
Yeah, I can tell.
You know, you really did the unthinkable
by making your mark think that you fell in love with him.
[clapping] That's good.
-I did fall for Hayden. -Really?
Or rather, we both fell for each other.
-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
Okay, so if you two are so lovey-dovey,
then why were you running out of his office yelling
when you saw him with Marie?
That's none of your business.
You're right. It's not.
I am?
Mm-hmm.
I honestly don't give a -- about you
and Hayden's relationship spats.
What I do care about
is if Hayden's in on Gary's -- -up plans for my girl.
Yo, girl?
You talking about Andi?
Nah, bitch.
I'm talking about Adele.
You know me and her go way back to boarding school in London.
You know damn well I'm talking about Andi.
Stop playing with me.
Look, I don't know shit about Gary and Andi.
And ain't she all up on that politician --?
She was...
until Gary decided to -- that up too.
And I know Hayden's in on it.
You really need to see someone about your paranoia, Fatima.
And Hayden hasn't helped Gary do shit.
He's so focused on the Miss Marie Willis case.
It's the only thing he thinks about.
And another thing...
I highly doubt that Gary's still hung up on your girl.
I hear he's getting some bomb- ass -- elsewhere.
Hmm...is that so?
It is.
Thank you, Tamara, you have been quite helpful.
I appreciate it.
And this is really how you livin'?
Get out of my house.
I wanted so much more for you.
I wish you well.
Bitch.
[phone ringing]
[Secretary] Andi, your friend Danni is here to see you.
Oh, yes. Please send her in.
Hello.
-Hello. -Council Barnes?
-Uh, that's not how it goes. -No?
-[Andi] No. -Okay, I tried.
I thought you were going to the fertility clinic.
Oh, we are. That's where we're going.
I just had an illuminating therapy session.
And I said to myself...self,
which one of your friends could use some good therapy?
They all could.
But I figured the one who's about to -- up their life
over Gary Marshall Borders
could use it the most.
Not this again.
Oh, yes. This again.
And again. And again.
-And again. -Danni, I'm...
honestly, I'm sick of talking about it.
Good. That's good.
Now if we could just get you sick of doing it,
that would be great.
Because I just don't believe
that you've fallen for that sick bastard
Gary Treasure Troll ass.
After dealing with
a good man like Jordan for these past few months.
Andi, I don't believe it. There's no way.
I'm sorry you don't believe it.
I mean, I get it. No one believes it.
But it's true.
I have fallen back in love with Gary.
And there's nothing anyone can do about it.
No one. Not even Jordan.
Why don't you look me in the eyes and say it?
I am back in love with Gary.
Okay.
[music]
Jordan, my man.
What are you holding over Andi's head?
I'm sorry.
You heard me, --.
Wow.
That is a lot of hostility.
You know, it's a good thing none of your constituents are around.
You think I'm -- playing with you?
First you -- over my sister,
and now you're forcing Andi to marry you?
Okay, Jordan, Jordan, we don't have to take it this far.
Don't hurt me, okay? All right.
The woman is in love with me, my --.
Always has been.
Always will be.
Go ahead.
I see it in your eyes. What are you trying to do?
You want to do something? Do it.
Punch me.
Yeah.
You ain't got it in you.
You ain't man enough for Andi... just like I thought.
You're not going to get away with this.
My --, look around... I already have.
Just go ahead and focus on your little itty-bitty election.
Leave satisfying Andi to me.
[music]
[scrubbing]
If you wipe any harder,
you're gonna put a hole in that table.
Damn, Jay.
You look about as miserable as I feel.
I just got back from Gary's office.
Please tell me you didn't fight this dude.
Bro, almost.
-But I let him go. -Good.
Now, Jay, need I remind you,
you got an election to win, all right?
You can't afford another scandal, bro.
To hell with the election.
This dude is about to walk off with my woman.
And not to mention whatever the hell he did to my sister.
Wait, hold up...I thought you said Penelope was okay though.
I did.
But I'm not going to feel better about that until I see her.
Bro, he's about to have his slimy hands all over Andi.
Yeah, you're right.
Your situation is way more messed up than mine.
Look, you got to fight some psychopath for your woman.
And all I got to do is stop mine from falling in love with some
pretty boy-ass corporate suit
who's trying to give my woman his sperm.
You think she's feeling him?
Yeah, man...
I went by her place and I saw them together, man.
Wait, really?
Yeah, no, no...Sabrina said it was nothing...
that he just came by to check up on her, you know,
before the procedure.
But I can see it in that -- eyes.
-He wants her. -Hmm.
[Tony] Yo.
-What's good, guys? -What's up, bro?
[heavy sigh] You know, nothing much...
just talking about our disastrous love lives.
That part.
Please don't tell me y'all ex- wives
is coming in between y'all and y'all new girls right now.
What about you?
Tiffany trying to break up you and Danni?
Is she?
Bro, she sent a picture of her breasts to my phone.
-To which Danni saw. -Aw, hell no.
Bro, I'm surprised you survived that one.
Whew...I mean, your ex is trying to get you back.
My ex is about to be the bride of Frankenstein.
And your girl's about to use another man's nut
to have a baby.
We are one sad trio.
-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.
[music]
There you are.
Where have you been? You're late.
Well, I didn't know how to dress to come to an egg extraction,
so I just wore my cleavage out.
I'm just here for the birth control.
Well, thank you for showing up anyway.
Of course, you know I got you, girl.
-Where your friends at? -They should be on their way.
Hmm.
Hmm...look at Sir Spermalot.
Hey. [clapping]
Hi.
-Hey. -Hey...how are you?
I just want to make sure I get here nice and early
so that we can get past that whole Atlanta traffic thing.
-Same. -Yeah.
-Oh, well, look at that.
Just twins...common...
It's gonna work really well when you're co-parents.
-Co-parents. -Co-parents.
Maurice, I already explained this to you.
-We are not gonna be co-parents. -Yeah.
-Of course.
I mean, Damany is just giving me a sperm
so I can use it to freeze my embryos.
-Yeah. -Right?
Duh...and we're not going to be raising a child together
after this procedure.
That sound like sex to me.
Never say never...he looks like a weatherman.
Go for it.
I love this place. Got building blocks...
contraceptive...
Oh, yes.
Well, thanks so much for coming by.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Where you think you going?
-What's this? -Exactly.
Hayden, I don't report to you.
-Not yet. -Oh, girl, I got mace.
-You want me to spray him? -Uh, Danni, I got this.
-Put the pepper spray away. -It's fine.
-You sure? -I'm sure.
Because I can use this
like a whole can of Raid on this cockroach.
-Baby, your pants don't fit. -On second thought...
He gonna die of strangulation by them pants first.
-I'm gonna go get the car. -Uh, yeah.
Um, I will be right behind you.
Got a lot of friends coming to the office, huh?
I have friends.
Hayden, what can I do for you?
I hate to interrupt your, uh, constant abuse of PT,
but you know we have a meeting with Marie, right?
I am well aware of the meeting.
I'm the one who set it.
Why don't you mind the business that pays you?
Oh, and Hayden...
Yes?
Sleeping your way to the top
didn't work for Eddie Murphy in Boomerang,
and it won't work for you.
How sad.
Please.
[music] [message ding]
Just the person I'm looking for.
I need to talk to you.
Well, that sounds like a personal problem to me,
because I most definitely don't want to talk to you.
--...
don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you.
Look, I know what you're trying to do to Andi, and it's...
And I'm not gonna get away with it.
Oh, my goodness.
You mother-- need to get some new dialogue.
Listen, me and Andi are getting married, okay?
And there's nothing you, Jordan,
or those simple ghetto -- can do about it.
Okay?
Goodbye, Fatima.
Oh, and, um...
Tell Zac, your little idiot boyfriend,
I'm taking very good care of his coins.
I'm not done talking to you.
Mother--!
Secure that purse. Secure her purse.
Get the -- off me. No!
[thud] [music]
Oh, yes, prophylactics and contraception.
It smell like erasers in here.
-Oh... -Hey, hey, hey...
-Hey, Maurice. -Just coming for a funeral?
[continued greetings]
Oh, my gosh, we wouldn't miss it for the world.
[smooch] Thank you.
Sorry, girl, we would have been here earlier,
but I almost got into a fight with a troll at her office.
-What? -Don't ask.
-Hi, you must be Damany. -I am.
-It's good to meet you. -I'm Andi.
Andi...pleasure.
-And you two are? -I'm Karen.
-Karen. -I'm Danni.
-Danni. -You must be the dick donor?
[Damany] Okay...that's a new one.
-Sperm...donor...sorry. -[All] Same thing.
It's the same thing...dick, sperm, penis.
I swear you two must be twins separated from birth.
Oh! Don't say twins, please,
because they're gonna start kicking me
and messing up my bladder.
-Please, don't do that. -Yep.
I'm Damany. I'm a colleague of Sabrina's...
the sperm donor.
And, uh... [phone buzz]
You gotta handsome sperm donor.
Uh, I'm sorry...I have to take this...excuse me.
-I can guess who that is. -Gary.
Let's say after we get those eggs scrambled with his,
uh, sperm, we go and finish off Gary Marshall Borders.
-I'll drive the get away car. -Who's Gary?
Um, long story, good one.
My favorite.
I'll tell you later, but you need to focus on getting your
dick watered or swim to shore or...
Okay, shh.
[Damany] The joke's never end, you know.
I'm very uncomfortable...sorry.
Yeah...it's fine.
Everyone does it.
So you ain't got no kids already?
Oh...okay.
What do you want, Gary?
[Gary] It won't work, Andi.
What won't work?
[Gary] You sending your defenders
to try and intimidate me.
First, that sim Jordan,
and then your beast of burden, Fatima.
Either you do like Jagged Edge
and meet me at the altar in your white dress,
or Jordan ends up at the bottom of Lake Lanier.
[birds chirping]
How come this thingamajig won't fit in this doohickey?
That's not the end it goes into.
I know which end it goes into.
That's how we got here, Aaron.
All right, man, look, I'm not
trying to be combative or anything.
So then don't be combative. You do your thing.
You're doing your thing, right?
I...I mean, did you read the instructions by chance?
You know, I was gonna ask that same question.
Of course I didn't read the instructions.
I'm a man, I don't need to read the instructions.
I got a drill. [drill sound]
I mean, I'm a man.
I read the instructions.
And I'm almost finished, so...
You want them?
Oh, okay, guys...
This here, all of this, this is
a perfect example
of the types of situations the two of you are gonna get into
while raising these twins with my daughter.
Now, Zac,
you just have to understand and realize
there are going to be things
that Aaron's just going to be better at than you.
Case in point... putting together furniture.
But by the same regard,
Aaron, you're going to have to realize
that there's going to be things that Zac knows better than you.
Yup.
Like hopefully utilizing his knack for financial windfalls
to grow a really, really
fantastic college trust fund for both of my grand-babies.
Okay...now, the key here
is that you have to learn to accept
and applaud each other's strengths.
But more importantly,
to be prepared and willing
to fill in for each other's weaknesses.
Okay?
So, Aaron...
I anticipate you will have these both done before you leave.
-And Zac... -Hmm?
why don't you go home and start crunching some numbers?
Yeah...I was just gonna...
I'ma finish mine. I'ma let Aaron...
-You know what? -I'ma let Aaron do his.
Here you go.
And then you can finish doing yours.
I'ma just finish doing mine.
Cause I only got one side.
I had figured it out. It was...
You see this bent? Threw me all the way off.
So I'm gonna straighten this out.
You know, I'm gonna work on that.
Oh, my.
-All right. -I need a camping trip.
Yeah...well, I'll just...
Matter of... So you...
Miss Lee, you're not... Okay, she, uh...
I think she's gonna get the other screwdriver.
Matter of fact, I'm gonna run... I got a screwdriver in my car.
-Matter of fact, hold this. -All right.
Hold that...and this drill. All right?
-Uh...okay. -I'll be right back.
I'ma go to my car.
I got the straight screwdriver in my car.
Okay, great. Yeah, yeah.
Don't...don't go nowhere. I'll be right back.
All right? My car right down the block.
I'll be...five minutes.
Ms. Lisa, I'll be back, I'm runnin' to my car real quick.
All right? So I'll holler at y'all.
Appreciate that support.
[Lisa] Lock the door.
Oh, man.
[atmosphere sounds] [car zooming by]
Rich,
I gotta ask.
Are you 100% sure you never want kids?
Yeah...look, man...
kids have just never been a part of my game plan.
No, now...I love being Uncle Rich to your kids.
Don't get me wrong.
But...look, man...
Y'all know me, man, I grew up in a big-ass family.
And that shit made me claustrophobic as hell.
I mean, kids take up a lot of space.
They do.
But a big part of that space is right here in your heart.
Look, I'm just as ambitious as you.
And I can tell you without a doubt
that nothing I accomplish would mean anything
if it wasn't for my kids.
I mean...
I'd do anything to have a family with Andi.
But...
if she marries Gary...
I lost my chance.
Dawg...
What the hell is wrong with me?
I'm over here about to lose a woman I love all because
I don't want to budge on having kids
when both of y'all fools is telling me that it's worth it.
Well, I'm not saying kids is for everyone.
But what I am saying
is that if all Sabrina wants is to have kids,
you might not want to let some other guy
be the one to let that happen for her.
He's got a point.
You know what?
I need y'all to watch my bar for me, okay?
Where you going?
Dawg, I can't let Sabrina do this, man,
I'm going to get my woman.
-Good luck, my boy. -[Rich] Thank you, man.
Go win the people over. You do it.
Vote for Jordan.
When's the last time you worked a hard day in your life?
Shut up. Shut up.
I got it.
I'll take a green smoothie.
No, you will not.
How about a ginger shot?
[music]
I would be good with what I'm telling you right now.
What are you doing?
Everybody else pregnant.
Fill me up with human.
I know that's right.
[overlapping chatter]
So, when does this Easter egg hunt
inside your cooter cat begin?
[chatter] I love it...I'm a bunny.
[chatter] You mean a rabbit.
I'm ready for you, Sabrina.
Okay...thank you.
All right.
-Good luck, Sabrina. -Thank you.
Yeah...yeah.
You need anyone to go with you?
Um...
yeah, actually I do.
-Oh. -Damany?
-That's odd. -I'd love to.
Go ahead.
That's really -- odd...
for a donor.
I don't know why she want him in there with her.
That's fine, Sabrina. Be safe.
-That's really odd. -I'm insulted, honestly.
I'm not.
[held chord]
[atmospheric sounds]
[phone ringing]
Hey, Madame.
I need your help with something.
Yeah.
[music]
Well,
now that she done gone and got her egg scrambled...jumped...
covered...I got to ask you about your new client.
What client, Maurice?
Girl, don't play with me.
I saw on social media Marie Willis is your new client,
and I live for it all.
Ain't she on her fifth husband?
I was trying to see who he was,
but I couldn't find him.
You know she makes them take her surname?
Yeah, that's a boss bitch.
Maurice, I cannot discuss my cases.
You know that.
Girl, you ain't no fun with that funeral ass suit on.
It's stupid.
Do I really look like I'm going to a funeral?
Yeah. You know what?
I'm going to look up the new husband.
OK, Maurice.
You're not going to find anything.
-Did you? -That's odd.
Um, is this the latest husband?
That is Roger Willis.
-Roger? -Yeah.
Hmm.
You know him as Roger, but I know him as
Flood-My-Guts.
Yeah, girl, he's been my biggest fan on fixation for past months.
-Hey, where is she? -Rich, what you doing here?
If you're talking about Brina, you a little too late, okay?
-She inside for her procedure. -Mm-hmm.
Sir, you can't go back there.
Oh, my god, I love this reality show.
It's my favorite.
Maurice, go get him. I can't.
Girl, that ain't my sperm. That ain't my cat.
That's correct.
So half the eggs we harvest today will be frozen separately.
And the other half will be fertilized by Damany's sperm.
Do either of you have any questions?
-No, I think... -...we're good.
Sabrina!
Rich, what are you doing here?
Please tell me I'm not too late.
Sir,
this is highly unorthodox.
Look, I don't give a damn
about no hospital protocols, all right?
That's my woman and I love her.
And if anybody is giving Sabrina Hollins their sperm,
it's going to be me and not this clown.
Clown? OK, man.
Time's up.
Am I going to keep my empire or have you -- my money up?
[Karen] Next on Sistas...
This firm has been through a lot this year.
Yeah, it's been difficult.
Andi was in love with Jordan. Now what?
Boom, she just breaks up with him
and gets engaged to this psychopath?
Andy needs to be saved, clearly.
-I went to see Gary. -And?
Things got physical. Zac, where are you going?
He's dead, bro.
The least you can do is clean the house up, shit.
Don't start with me today.
Mother--.
Damn mother--! Bitch-ass --!
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