- Can I move in with you?
- Yes, Calvin, you can. - Yes!
- KAREN: Previously, on "Sistas."
- There are these drug tests
that we usually give the employees.
Do you mind just giving him one?
- I need you to pee in this cup.
- I think it's safe to say we both were wrong.
- You more than me.
- I feel like you're the one.
- I'm the one for a lot of guys.
- I gave up everything for you.
- I still love him! - I still love Zac!
But at some point, we gotta look out for ourselves.
- So you think I'm some type of whore?
Don't let them losers you work with
let you mess up a good thing.
- Remember me?
- I said...do you remember me?
- Yes.
- Don't be scared. I ain't come here to hurt you.
- What do you want?
- [sighs] I just came to check on you.
- I'm fine.
- You sure?
- Yes.
- I mean, I beat that ass.
- Olonzo...
- Didn't I beat that ass?
- Olonzo...
- You remember my name.
- Yes, I do.
- Hold, -- , I know because you pressed charges.
- Yes, and a restraining order.
- Oh, yeah, I know. I supposed to stay, what?
100, 200 yards, blah, blah, blah?
- Yeah, and you should follow it.
- But I'm not.
- Okay, well, I'm gonna go.
- Remember what happened to you the last time your ass
tried to move when I didn't want you to?
- [crickets chirping]
- I'm sorry.
- You sure -- up.
I -- hate you.
- You--you shouldn't say "hate."
- You know what? You're right, you're right!
Damn, I don't know why I get so upset!
You know what, man? I just came here to talk to you.
- I don't wanna talk to you.
- Come on, man, let's have a conversation.
- I don't want to talk to you.
- Do I look like you got a -- choice?
- Fine. - Good.
So, how you been?
- Again, I said I'm fine.
- Anything broken?
- Nothing that can't be healed.
- Funny you should say that shit.
'Cause I know for sure one thing that can't be healed.
- And what's that?
- My reputation. Hm.
- Well, you should've thought about that
before you did what you did.
- What? No, -- .
You shouldn't have done what the -- you did.
- And what exactly did I do?
- Come on, man.
You was trying to flirt with me.
You know I ain't with that bullshit.
- This is the 21st century.
It's gonna happen.
Open your mind.
- I don't give a -- what century it is.
I'll never get comfortable
with a -- talking to me like he my bitch.
- [sighs] - Now, you trying to be smart?
- I'm telling you the truth.
- Well, I should beat your ass for talking that shit.
- Olonzo...
- -- I told you to not say my mother-- name.
- Oh, so this is what we're doing?
- This is exactly what the -- we doing.
- Cool. Then come on.
- Say what? - Bring it on.
- Oh, -- , you bold, you bold as -- now.
- Yeah. What's up?
- ♪ My girls hold me down ♪
♪ When them boys mess around ♪
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We're goin' out tonight ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪♪
- Oh, you real bold - I'm bold every night.
- You weren't the night I beat your ass
down in them bushes, wasn't you?
- Look, I'm--I'm getting ready to go.
- Look, -- , I ain't done talkin' to you yet.
- I'm gonna call the police. - Go ahead, call them mother-- !
Do that shit!
- I will.
- Give me this shit.
- Hey, man, I just got out of the hospital.
- I know, -- , I put you there.
- You get a kick out of that?
- Yeah, you know what? I do.
I get a kick out of beating your bitch ass.
- Hm. But you have a restraining order.
- That ain't going to do shit.
- Give me my phone!
- [sighs] Look, man, I just came here to talk.
These mother-- trying to charge me with a hate crime.
- What you did was a hate crime.
- Nah, -- .
You gonna drop them charges.
- I ain't gonna drop shit! -- .
- Let me tell you something.
If you don't drop them charges-- - Mm-hmm?
- --I'll be here every night-- - Mm-hmm?
- --to beat that ass. - Uh-huh.
But I have a restraining order.
- That ain't gon' do shit.
- I was hoping you'd say that.
- You're bold.
- See, I need to explain something to you.
The last time you came at me, I was in a dress and heels.
- Looking like a goddamn fool.
- Bitch, shut up. I was fabulous.
- Bitch? - Bitch.
See, you play crazy, but I really am crazy.
And that night, I had on a waist trainer.
I couldn't breathe.
Tonight, I have on my mother-- hood shit.
So what's good? - -- ...
All I came to tell you tonight
was that you better drop them -- charges.
- Nah, bitch, what you came here to do
was -- threaten me.
- You think I'm scared of you?
- You shouldn't be.
- Good, 'cause I'm not.
- Mother --, you should be petrified.
Hm?
You ruined my life.
You put me in the hospital. You had me in a -- coma!
- [chuckles] --
- I was trying to catch up on my bills!
- -- go on with that shit. Go on with that shit.
- I ain't goin' nowhere. Where you goin'?
- Look -- , I didn't come to beat your ass tonight,
or I'd have done it already.
I came to tell you to drop them -- charges.
- I ain't droppin' shit.
No, beat my ass tonight!
I'm sick of this shit!
- Go on with that bullshit.
- I'm sick of homophobic mother-- like you
trying to hurt people who are not like you!
- -- , I said go on with that bullshit!
Back off of me, -- !
- What are you gonna do?
- -- !
[grunts]
- ♪
- [grunts]
- ♪
- [grunts]
- ♪
- [panting]
- ♪
- That'll teach you to -- with a queen.
I got the strength of a man
and the cat-like reflexes of a queen.
Now, meow on that, bitch!
- [groans]
- ♪
- ♪ Don't know when to say no or how to let go, move on ♪
♪ Took a lot to get from A to B ♪
♪ We're made to miss everything in between ♪
♪ We gonna have a lot to pay for for being faithful ♪
♪ What's wrong ♪
♪
- Where are they?
- Oh, girl, late as usual.
- Oh, you know what this is about.
- Getting her job back, I'm sure.
- Mm-hmm, I thought the same thing.
- Good for her. Broke Andi isn't cute.
- ♪
- How are you? - Good.
I'm good. - Good!
- Yeah, Rodeo is at home, waiting for me.
- Oh! Oh, really?
- Yes. - Mm.
Well...what about that Sally Hemmings thing?
- It was a big misunderstanding that will never happen again.
- Okay.
- Yeah, so we made up. - Good!
- We're gonna go home and make up again.
- Danni? - What?
- Be careful. - What you talkin' about?
- I mean, you were just with that booty connoisseur.
- What about yourself? - What?
- Mm-hmm, hmm. What about your meth man?
- Danni, excuse you? - What?
- I don't think he's on it. - How do you know?
- I don't.
But...I will know soon.
- How are you gonna find out?
- I'm gonna have him drug tested.
- Damn, girl. You goin' all the way.
- Mm, okay, so, Calvin asked Maurice
if he can move in with him.
- Okay--wait. I thought he was paid.
- Yeah, he was, but he had some issues, you know,
after his dad's death with bills and...
- How much is in his account? - I don't know.
- Sabrina, don't act like you ain't looked
at this man's account.
- I didn't!
- All right, you better than me.
- Just know it's not much.
- [snaps] - See, see, see!
- I just couldn't help it. I couldn't help it.
- Okay, how much is in there? - I am not telling you that.
- Okay. Okay.
- You know how you are.
- How am I? Hm?
- Oh, my dear friend, you know that when Mad Day comes,
you love to spill all the secrets.
- What's Mad Day?
- When you get all mad and you tell everybody's business!
- I do not.
You can tell me.
- No, mm-mm. I'm not doing that.
[scoffs]
- All right, well, I can tell you this.
Either he's helping out his folks
or he's hitting that stuff hard.
- Danni? I would know that.
- When have you been around hard drugs, or meth, or--
- Professor Wilkes! - You were around him?
- Yeah, we were in class the day that he freaked out, remember?
- No, no, no, no, no.
That was acid and all kinds of hallucinogenics.
That ain't this. - I'm just saying...
I saw it, so I would know.
Hm?
And I'm gonna find out anyway.
- Okay, so, how are you gonna ask him to take a drug test?
- I'm not gonna ask him.
I'm gonna have Maurice have him take a drug test.
- Wow. Wow.
- Yeah. So then, you know--
so I don't have to ask him myself.
Because if he is going to move in with Maurice,
he needs a drug test.
- You know what? - What?
- I'm rubbing off on you. - What do you mean?
- That's some shit I would do.
- That is, isn't it? - I'm proud.
- I gotta stop hanging out with you.
- Girl, this is a good thing. You need some street sense.
- ♪
♪ Yeah, I know that it's sure, baby ♪
- [phone rings]
- ELLIS: Gary?
- Yeah?
- ELLIS: Where are you, man?
- I'm somewhere, man. What's up?
- ELLIS: Gary, where are you?
- I'm sitting outside Andi's apartment.
- ELLIS: Why?
- Man, what do you want?
- ELLIS: Look, I had to twist some arms to get you bail, man.
You should leave. - Why are you calling me?
- ELLIS: I got a call from a lawyer friend of mine.
- Who?
- ELLIS: Someone who saw you at her building.
- All right, who was it?
- ELLIS: Gary, you really need to calm down.
You might still be being watched by the FBI.
- Man, why would the FBI be watching me?
[breathes heavily]
- ELLIS: I said you may be.
- [sighs] Man, my whole life is falling apart.
- ELLIS: I get that.
- Nah, I mean...
I'm sitting here in this -- rental that you got me.
- ELLIS: I got you that rental car, Gary,
for you to get around in, not to stalk her.
- I'm not stalking her.
- ELLIS: Come to my house.
- I don't want to.
- ELLIS: Gary, come to my house, okay?
We'll sit out on the back porch and have a conversation.
Just...come on.
- I'm not coming.
- ELLIS: Gary, man, look.
I've known you a long time, okay?
Now, this can get as bad as you want it to be.
Just...come on.
- All right.
- ELLIS: All right.
Text me when you're close.
- Okay. - ELLIS: Gary? Come now.
- All right, I'm starting the car.
- [engine starts]
- ♪
♪ Got it at the top, now ♪
♪ Someone's got it at the top, now ♪
♪ We be livin' it up, we be livin' it up now, baby ♪
- All I'm saying is I hope it's not a positive.
- It's not going to be. I'm sure of it.
- Okay, 'cause girl, a man on drugs ain't nothin' nice.
- I know--shh!
- Who's on drugs?
- BOTH: Nobody.
- So--
- SABRINA: How are you?
- Good, I'm good.
- You look cute. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, thank you.
- I like your hair.
- Okay, well, thank you. I'm glad you like the new 'do.
- I love it. Very...Michelle Flip.
- Okay, all right, well, look. What y'all drinking?
- DANNI: Margaritas. - Oh, that sounds good.
I want a margar--I want a margar--hey!
Can I--can I get one of these?
As matter of fact, just make it a round.
Thanks. - Thank you.
- Hello? New 'do, who this?
[chuckles]
- Okay, what are you talking about?
- DANNI: You buying?
- Yes, ma'am, I am.
- What's been going on? Why are you in such a good mood?
- Mm-hmm?
- I've been in a good mood all day, okay?
- DANNI: Can we have some of what you're having?
- Mm-mm-mm.
- Can I have some of what you got?
- KAREN: No.
- [whispers] I think Karen has Aaron.
- No. No. - DANNI: Did y'all have sex?
- It ain't even like that. No. I didn't.
- I was about to say, you can't be turning preachers out.
You had him at a gay bar and now you're--
- Ahem. - No, we didn't have sex.
We almost did that one time, but no.
- Okay.
So why are you so...chipper?
- [laughs]
- Oh, Danni.
You don't need a man to be happy.
- Oh, I know that.
But...it helps when you got a good one.
- Mm, that's true.
- So, spill.
- Well...I'm happy in general, okay?
I'm happy in general.
But he did put a smile on my face today.
- What? What did he do?
- Well...when I was coming over here,
he asked me if I needed any money.
[laughs]
- What? - KAREN: Yes.
- Does he have a brother?
- Cousins, uncles, granddaddy. - Twin?
- KAREN: Ooh!
Okay, no. No.
It was so sweet, 'cause, you know,
I ain't never had no man offer me no money.
Not even my daddy.
- Girl, me either. Broke ass.
- You know Zac never did nothin' like that, so...
- You really like him.
- I do.
Even though some strange stuff has been happening.
- Like what?
- I mean...this really cool first lady--
and I mean, real cool first lady--
came in to get her hair did, right?
I was all judgmental and whatnot, but she was just cool.
I was blown away. - Oh, Lord.
Karen, don't look into the light.
- Danni, what are you talking about?
- DANNI: Come back to us. - What are you talking about?
- He's making you change. - Okay, no he ain't.
He is not making me change. What?
- All I'm saying is girl, don't become one of them holy roller
church women running around, laying on hands, anointing,
and casting off demons for headaches.
- KAREN: You need some prayer. You need Jesus.
You need all-- - It's happening.
That's something they would say.
- You're right. But stop, stop.
- It's okay, Karen, 'cause I'm happy for you.
- Thank you, Brina, thank you.
- I--I'm-- - KAREN: Look, look.
Don't get too happy.
We're just getting to know each other.
- Listen, I'm happy for you too.
But he got you halfway down the aisle,
and it ain't for a wedding.
- Oh, come on. Oh, thank you.
Mm.
Can we toast, please to something?
- Absolutely.
- Well, where's Andi?
- She's coming. She said she'd come.
- I don't care if she late.
- What are we toasting to?
- I don't care. Let's just do it.
- KAREN: Okay. - To church?
- KAREN AND SABRINA: Amen!
- Amen. Got her drink.
- Aww.
- ♪
- Whew!
- ♪
♪
- [phone rings]
- FATIMA: Yeah?
- Yo.
- FATIMA: What's up, Zac?
You miss me already?
- Yeah, I do.
- Try to sound a little more convincing, will you?
- ZAC: I do.
- All right, we'll work on that.
- Look, I'm here doing nothin', all right?
I'm by myself.
So I think I'll just go to the house.
There's some stuff I can clean up, get some sweat equity in.
- I like the way you thinkin'.
- Yeah.
Every little bit counts, right?
- Yes, it does.
- ZAC: I'll probably be out about one or two hours.
- Okay. I should be back by 11:00.
- Okay.
- FATIMA: All right, be careful.
- I will.
- This is where you say, you be careful too.
- Yo, yo, why you gotta do that?
- How else are you gonna learn if I don't show you?
- ZAC: I know that, but why can't you
just wait for me to say it?
- Yeah, but I want you to mean it.
- I do mean it.
- FATIMA: Then say it.
- Be careful.
- Yeah, Zac, you do you.
All right. Whatever.
Bye. I'll see you later.
- ZAC: Bye. - All right.
- ♪
- How's everything been going at the bank?
- It's okay.
- Hi.
- Hey. - I'm Fatima.
- KAREN: Oh hey, Fatima. Karen.
Nice to meet you, friend.
- Oh, you're Karen. Nice to meet you too.
- KAREN: This is, uh, Danni and Brina.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm sorry. Do you two know each other?
- Oh-- - We don't really--don't--
- We don't. She--she works for Andi, so...
- Oh, okay, her assistant.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
I love your hair.
- [phone dings] - Oh, thank you.
- Do you mind if I ask who did it?
- Oh, I did.
I'm a stylist, yeah. - What?
- Yeah, my place ain't too far from here, actually.
- Ooh, girl, I need to come to you.
My girl be on that shit sometimes.
- Your hair looks great, stop it.
- Thank you. That's because I fixed it.
Girl, let me tell y'all something.
I was going to a wedding one time
and I had to put it in a ponytail.
So I'm driving down the street.
I look to the left to see if a car was coming,
and turned around, and the whole damn ponytail was in my lap.
[laughs] I can't make this up.
It was bad. - Okay.
- Can you imagine me on the dancefloor?
- I can, and you need me.
- I do, for real.
- Yes, come by anytime.
- Thank you.
- Do you want a drink?
- FATIMA: Sure. - We're having margaritas.
- Oh, well in that case, I'll take two.
- My kind of chick.
- Thank you.
- SABRINA: Where's Andi? - Oh, she's coming.
Let me call her. Let me call her.
- ♪
♪
- Gary, calm down, man.
- No, all right? She won't give me my money.
- What did she say?
- She just left.
- Gary... - No, no, no, no.
Listen to me. I wanna sue her.
- Gary, calm down, man, okay?
Look, I will talk to her.
- Well, she better give me my money.
- Where are you staying tonight?
- I'm staying at a hotel. - Nah, nah, look.
Jennifer and I would love to have you, man.
Come on.
- No, I'm not coming inside.
- Gary...
You know, I've known you a long time, man.
I know that look in your eye.
- What look, man? Hm?
I'm just mad.
- That look is more than mad.
That look is fury. - Why did I even come here, man?
- Hey, hey, hey, you came over here to calm down, man.
So just come on in-- - I said no, man!
I want my fucking money!
- Gary...
All right. All right, man.
- Look, all right? I'm--I'm--I'm fine.
Okay? - Okay, whatever you say.
- There I was sitting in jail,
thinking about her with all this...
all this shit going on.
And she's off with some dude spending my money?
My money!
- Gary, you just get worked up and you just keep going, man.
Like, come on, just calm down for a second, all right?
- I told you I'm fine.
- All right. Okay. - You know what?
Get out of the car, man. - Hey, hey, no, no, no.
I'm not leaving until you calm down.
- You wanna do this, Ellis?
You wanna do this right now?
Get the -- out of the car!
- I'm only trying to help you out, man.
And I can't keep pulling strings
to get you out of jail, man, all right?
- I ain't going back to jail.
- All right, all right, I know you're not.
So just--just stay here for a little while
until you calm down, all right?
All right?
- All right.
I'm calm.
- So you're coming in, right?
- No, I'm not coming inside.
- Jennifer made pot roast.
Now, I know you can use a good meal.
- No, I'm gonna go back to the hotel, man it out.
I'll come back for breakfast in the morning.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, it'll be good to see my godchildren.
- Yeah.
All right. - Mm-hmm.
Look, I'm--I'm--you know, I get all worked up, man,
but I'm--I'm fine.
- All right. - I'm good.
- Yeah.
I'll see you then? - Yeah, yeah.
- Cool?
- All good.
- All right.
- [car starts] - [Ellis pats car door]
- [car dings]
- ♪
♪ Any time I answer my phone ♪
♪ I know you're calling, hey ♪
♪ Boy, you calling ♪
- Andi, where are you at?
Huh? Huh?
- Look--look at Karen over there.
- What?
- She all wrapped up like a mummy.
- Come on, I like that dress.
- I do too.
- You don't know how she dresses.
- Girl, stop.
- Gotta keep an eye on her, I'm just saying.
- Why are you jumping to conclusions?
- I can't do all that church stuff, okay?
I got church hurt.
- Oh my goodness.
- I don't see you. Where you at?
- I'm behind you.
- Don't be surprising me like that.
- [laughs] I'm sorry. You almost hit me.
- It's good to see you. - Thank you.
- [indistinct chatter]
- Hey.
- Hey, ladies.
Sorry I'm late.
- DANNI: Well, you look great.
- I feel great.
- So, what happened? You've gathered us here.
- Is this my drink? - Yes, ma'am, drink it up.
- Thank you, ladies.
[sighs]
- So? - So?
- I got my job back.
- [cheers and applause]
- We gotta toast to that.
- Yes, toast to that.
- Toast to that.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
- Mm, oh. - Yep.
Yep. - Just like college.
- I got a little too excited.
Um...so not only did I get my job back,
but I got a raise and a promotion.
- Ooh, yes.
- So, they don't wanna call it a settlement.
But coins were collected.
- Coins it is. - Yes. [laughs]
- Really.
- Yes, and it's all thanks to this girl.
- Aww.
- No, you are my ride or die.
For real, she hold me down.
So I think we should get some champagne.
- Oh, yeah. - You know what?
I'm buying.
- Didn't you need some money from Gary
to pay for your student loans? - You know what? You right.
- ANDI: I am right. - Okay.
- So let me take care of this.
- You got it. - I do got it.
- Can we just not say his name, please?
- Karen... - What?
I'm sorry. - Are you sorry?
- Did we miss something?
- Nothing.
- Still holding out, I see.
[slurps]
- Okay, can we behave?
We have company.
- Girl, you just said she was your ride or die.
- ANDI: True, that is valid. - DANNI: Is it?
Oh, girl, cheers. Thank you.
- Okay, I just don't wanna talk about me tonight.
I want us to celebrate.
I want us to eat.
I want us to drink.
- Okay, not too much, 'cause I got one waiting at home.
- Me too.
- SABRINA: I hate it when you brag.
- ANDI: Really? - Well...
- Just 'cause you don't have one, don't be mad at me.
- You don't what?
What's going on, Sabrina?
- Nothing.
- Mm-hmm.
- Just tell them.
- I hate when you do that.
- Just-- - What--
- You know what? If I'm imposing, I can go.
- No, we know you got your man problems too.
- Honey, listen... - Don't I know it?
- [laughs] Yes.
- DANNI: Yeah.
- Okay, Sabrina?
- Calvin's mad at me.
- Again?
- That's what I say.
- Oh my gosh. Oof.
What is it this time?
- He wants to be exclusive.
- Whoa. That was quick.
- I know.
But I--I--I don't know.
I don't know if that's really what I want.
I don't know if he's the guy for me.
- The panties? - Shh.
- Don't you like him, though?
- I do like him.
I'm...just not sure if he's what I'm looking for.
- Sabrina, you have been waiting for a man like that
for a very long time.
Forever.
What's the problem?
- I don't know.
But...I don't really think he's what I'm looking for.
- Oh. - Mm.
- Well, we all been there. We know what that's--
- Yes. - That's true.
- Yeah.
- SABRINA: I know, but I don't wanna waste his time.
And I definitely don't wanna waste mine.
- Mm-hmm.
- Look, I get it.
- You do?
- Yeah. I just date.
- Do you? - FATIMA: Mm-hmm.
Look, I do not want to be committed.
- I didn't know that.
- Yes, I'm usually dating two or three guys.
- What? - Yeah.
- She is fiyah.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, not like that.
I'm not sleeping with them.
I'm just dating.
I want to date different men and see what I want.
Look, men do it.
- You're right.
- Yeah, so that's what I'm doing.
- Mm.
- You're right.
- You are full of surprises. - I'm full of the truth.
- A fact. - FATIMA: So I get it.
If you're not ready to commit yet, you shouldn't.
- He should understand that, right?
- Right. - Right.
- If I could just say...
You know, you...you lookin' for someone for a long time,
and maybe you should just--
- See why you feel that way.
- Right, right.
- The panties? - Shh!
- Wait. Panties?
- Girl, he was wearing panties when they met.
- Oh, you had you a freak!
- No, no, no. - She had a something.
- He's not a freak. He's just different.
He's...different.
- Nothing's wrong with different if that's what you're into.
- So that's what I'm trying to figure out.
If I'm trying to be with him or not.
- Something tells me he's trying to figure out the same thing.
- What are you saying now, Danni?
- DANNI: 'Cause he's sitting over there...
with some woman.
So...
- Oh, girl. Just leave it alone.
- It's okay. Calm down. You good.
- Baby, are you going over there?
- No, she's not.
Sabrina, we are going to have some drinks.
We are going to order our food.
Now let's order.
- Yes, I am starving.
- Help you with this.
Look at there. It's great.
- Mm-hmm.
- ANDI: Some amazing... - With a drink?
- ANDI: Yeah--vegan options.
- Could you pass me the menu?
- ANDI: Yeah.
- ♪ Why don't you listen to me? ♪
♪
♪ Why don't you believe me? ♪
- This is like a pigsty.
Like, why do they got to leave this like this?
- Hey!
- What up?
- You still working, huh?
- Sweat equity.
- That's right.
- Y'all always come around here this late?
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we all come by, lock up the places.
- All right.
- Usually, we do it when we're a little further along, you know?
Don't want people coming in here, stealing the copper.
- Stealing--I got it. It's good.
- So those dudes that were here earlier...
- Mike? - Yeah, Mike.
He said that Fatima came by.
- Yeah, she did.
- Huh.
You see, that's strange.
- Is it? - HAYDEN: Yeah.
- 'Cause I--I didn't--
- Yeah, she never does that.
- ♪
- Hm.
- ♪
- Those are some real nice shoes, man.
- These ain't nice! - HAYDEN: Yeah.
- Look at your shoes, bro. - You right. They ain't.
[chuckles]
But I saw those same shoes at Fatima's in a corner.
- ♪
- I see. - HAYDEN: Yeah.
So you hittin' that or what?
- What?
- What's the story with you and her?
- All right. You know--all right.
You know what?
Let me just stop you real quick because
I don't know what Mike told you
or them other dudes from earlier,
but I ain't that dude, bro.
- Not what dude?
- Type of dude to play games.
Like, if you wanna know something, just ask me, bro.
- I thought I did just ask you...bro.
- All right. What?
- Are you...hitting that?
- Who even talks like--all right.
Listen, I don't think she'd appreciate
you asking me that, bro.
- Well, I don't appreciate you not answering my question.
- Is she, like, your girl or something? Like...
- You know that's another question, right?
- I get it. You doing the lawyer thing.
- Yeah, I am.
Look, I'mma tell you like this.
Back up off of her. - Bro, I ain't even on her.
- So why your shoes at her place?
- So now I'm confused. You're a lawyer, right?
But you're a detective too?
- No.
- So I'm not gonna answer your questions.
-- out of here, -- .
- But I know a lot of them.
You should remember that.
- Copy.
- Okay.
Hey.
Don't get kicked up out of this program.
- For what, bro?
- Overstepping.
- [sighs] I got it.
- Okay.
That's all I wanna say.
You have a nice night.
- ♪
- There's always one of you -- .
Always one.
[sighs]
- ♪
- ♪ Jump high and sink low ♪
♪ I need to feel something so real ♪
♪ But you're so gone, so gone, so gone ♪
- That was incredible.
- Yes, it was.
- I liked it too.
- Brina? Brina?
Brina, you barely touched your food.
- 'Cause she been lookin' over there all night.
- KAREN: Sabrina? - DANNI: What is it?
- So what, he wanted me to commit?
I'm not ready!
[sighs]
Just thought it was too soon.
- And then the panties...
- I'm past that, Danni!
- DANNI: I'm not--
- SABRINA: It was really on you, Danni.
- Ooh...
- You're the one that started all this...
with your little bootylicious bartender.
- Ooh... - Hm?
- He's the one that told me that Calvin's doing crystal meth.
- What? - What?
Danni... - SABRINA: The bartender.
- That's what he's told me--
- Wait, Black people do meth? What?
- DANNI: Karen, I don't know. That's what he said.
- I don't think they do, actually.
- What...
- But how--why did the bartender tell you that?
- Right, wha--why? - 'Cause she went home with him.
- [gasping]
- ANDI: What?
- Really, bitch?
- Just telling the truth.
- Mm-hmm.
- You slept with the bartender, Danni?
- ANDI: Why did you go home with the bartender?
- Why did you go home with Paris?
- First of all, because I wanted to.
And secondly, I know Paris.
- Bish, you just met him. - ANDI: Not the point.
- She got you. Just let it go, girl, let it go.
- Oh, the preacher's wife is speaking.
- Excuse me, it worked for Meagan Good. Shit!
- Yes, it did. And DeVon is fine.
- Right, right.
- He would have had me praying.
- Singing up and down the aisles and all that.
- FATIMA: ♪ Hallelujah ♪ - ♪ Amen ♪
- Whew! - Mm-mm-mm.
- Goodness gracious!
- Hello! - Sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Look, I like her, though. She nice.
- I like you too, girl.
- What's your sign? - Virgo.
- Ooh, I'm a Sagittarius. We gonna get along...
- I'm about to go over there.
- No, you're not. - No, no, no, no.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is he on drugs or not?
- I don't know.
- Girl, 'cause if he is...
- What? - Did you...
- Wait, have you dated someone on drugs?
- Yeah, I didn't know until all my shit started to disappear.
- [laughter]
- Really? - FATIMA: Yes.
- ANDI: Did you confront him?
- Yeah, at the damn police station.
- Wait, wait a minute. What?
- Girl, they called me, talking about some,
"Ma'am, can you come down to the station?
"We have all your handbags and jewelry.
Do you know a Darryl?"
- [laughter]
- Girl.
- W--Wilson? Please don't say Wilson.
Don't say Wilson, don't say Wilson.
- Wait a minute. You know him?
- I do.
- Did you date him?
- I mean, we were just sleeping together, but...
- When was this?
- Oh, mm-mm, we don't do that....date stuff.
- Girl, seriously, I need to know.
- About three years ago.
- Wow, that's when we were dating.
[laughs]
- Good. This is hot tea.
- So if you know him, that thing was--
- BOTH: Right.
- Oh, really?
- DANNI: We were sharing D.
- That's why I let him steal most of my shit.
- [laughter]
- FATIMA: Sharing is caring.
- I had nothing to take, but...mm...
- No, I'm sorry. We gon' stop, we gon' stop.
- DANNI: Yeah, 'cause, you know--yeah,
'cause this makes me want to get home to Rodeo.
- Oh, yeah, I wonder what Aaron's--
- Uh, we're having fun, all--all of us together?
Girls' night? We are having fun together.
- This is fun?
- I think so.
- Andi, just 'cause you don't have anyone to go home to...
- ANDI: You rude. And disrespectful.
- Sorry. - ANDI: Insubordinate.
- Psst. Psst.
- ♪
- Hey. - Oh hey, girl.
Sabrina, look who's here.
- Um...well, you ladies have a good night.
- [indistinct background chatter]
- You know what? We should go. - KAREN: Okay.
- Let's grab the check. - DANNI: Yeah, I agree. I agree.
- Can we get the check? - Um, Karen? I already paid it.
- How did you pay for that? That was a lot.
- What you don't understand is when I say "I got it," I got it.
- Okay, what are you not telling me?
[laughs]
- She has all of Gary's money.
- Uh, like I said, I got a bonus from work.
- How much money? - A lot.
- That I'm giving back to him tomorrow.
- How much is it?
- ANDI: It doesn't matter, Danni.
I'm not keeping anything.
We can go now. Can we go?
- DANNI: Hold on, wait a minute.
Talk to me, Andi, come on.
- Oh, no, you wanted to leave, right?
So let's go. Let's do that.
- No, um, you know what?
Fatima, it was great meeting you.
I'm so glad that you came.
I can't wait to hang out with you again.
You're a cool-ass chick. - You too, girl.
And I--I love your group. - Oh, thank you.
- FATIMA: Thank you.
- I'll see you at work tomorrow.
- DANNI: Okay, Andi, what we were talking about?
- No, no, no talking.
- No, no, no. You call--call Rodeo.
Don't you wanna--
- He's at the house right now. - --jump on it,
ride it, that pony? - I am gonna jump on that pony.
But we need to talk about--
- ANDI: No, no.
It's my money, is the key.
- DANNI: See, you're selfish.
- ANDI: [laughs]
- ♪
♪
- [chuckles]
Hey, Paris, it's me.
I'm sorry I left your place the way I did, but...
I'm at home now and I want a glass of wine.
And I think you should join me.
I'll text you my address.
Text me if you're still up, okay?
- ♪
- [chuckles]
Oh, my god.
- ♪
- You need to sit down.
We need to talk.
- ♪
- You know I love you.
- I need for you to leave, please.
- My momma used to say that you could smell love in the air
like springtime.
That you knew it was coming even before it got here.
- Oh, yeah, I want it.
- I take it that means you missed me.
- Mm-hmm. - I missed you too.
- Wanna come show me?
- I saw him with another girl.
- Raise your hand if you're tired
of Sabrina and Calvin's bullshit.
- Hey, I just texted you to let you know I was on my way up.
- ♪