1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:02,768 - SAY YOU LOVE ME. - PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"... 2 00:00:02,837 --> 00:00:05,004 - I LOVE YOU. - I'M A COOL DUDE. I WORK HARD. 3 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:06,205 I'D REALLY LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT. 4 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:08,273 I JUST GOT THE LARGEST DIVORCE SETTLEMENT 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,243 MY FIRM HAS EVER SEEN. 6 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,911 I NEVER HAD A WOMAN LIKE YOU BEFORE. 7 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,246 AND YOU NEVER WILL AGAIN. 8 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,814 DAMN, YOU FINE, GARY. 9 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:18,384 WE'VE BEEN WAITING TO MEET THIS MYSTERY MAN FOR 6 MONTHS! 10 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:20,919 THANK YOU FOR NOT TELLING THE GIRLS THAT GARY'S MARRIED. 11 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,856 FIRST, I'D LIKE TO SAY I HATE THAT WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT DIVORCE. 12 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,524 WHERE DO WE START? 13 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,059 LET'S START WITH YOUR HUSBAND'S NAME. 14 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,862 GARY MARSHALL BORDERS. 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,700 ANDI: I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS HIS NAME? 16 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:37,770 GARY MARSHALL BORDERS. 17 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,774 I'M SORRY. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER? 18 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,609 NO, THANKS. I'M FINE. 19 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,745 I'M USED TO THE HEAT. I'M FROM ALBUQUERQUE. 20 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,047 RIGHT. 21 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:50,315 OK. 22 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,851 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT? 23 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,586 YEAH. SURE. 24 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:56,588 I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE. 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,791 JASMINE: MMM. GOTCHA. YEAH, NO WORRIES. 26 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,793 OK, THANKS. 27 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,534 [BREATHING HARD] 28 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,716 [CLICKING] 29 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,822 [PHONE BUZZING] 30 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,568 [RINGING] 31 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,345 KAREN: OK, I DIDN'T MAKE IT. 32 00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,013 - KAREN. - OK, YEAH, 33 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,348 WELL, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T EITHER, OK? 34 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,016 - WHY WAS YOU SO WEAK? - KAREN... 35 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,852 KAREN: DON'T CALL ME JUDGING ME, OK? 36 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,453 AT LEAST ZAK IS NOT MARRIED. 37 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,789 ANDI: KAREN! SHE'S HERE. 38 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,591 WHO? 39 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,159 HIS WIFE. 40 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,161 WHERE? 41 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,529 ANDI: SHE'S IN MY OFFICE. 42 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,997 WAIT. WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 43 00:02:12,066 --> 00:02:13,732 THE WOMAN I WON ALL THAT MONEY FOR? 44 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:14,933 SHE RECOMMENDED ME TO HER. 45 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,202 OH, THAT'S A GOOD THING. 46 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,171 NO, THE HELL IT'S NOT. 47 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,073 WELL, IT MEANS HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 48 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:22,741 HE'S GETTING A DIVORCE. 49 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,376 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 50 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:26,545 SHE WANTS ME TO REPRESENT HER. 51 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,881 KAREN: OH, HELL, NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 52 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,382 I KNOW THAT. 53 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:31,917 KAREN: WELL, JUST GIVE HER TO SOMEONE ELSE. 54 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,252 GIVE HER TO ANOTHER LAWYER. 55 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,953 ANDI: SHE CANNOT BE REPRESENTED HERE AT ALL. 56 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,488 THAT IS A CLEAR CONFLICT. 57 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,423 WELL, THEN, YOU GOTTA TELL YOUR BOSS. 58 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,993 WHAT, THAT I AM SLEEPING WITH A MARRIED MAN? 59 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,395 ANDI, WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO? 60 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,796 YOU JUST GOT THE JOB. 61 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:49,368 I KNOW, AND I HAVE NEVER MADE THIS MUCH MONEY. 62 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,336 KAREN: WHAT YOU GONNA DO, GIRL? 63 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,038 I DON'T KNOW. 64 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:55,908 LOOK, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT. 65 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,943 ANDI: I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK. 66 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,645 OK. BYE. 67 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,449 WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪ 68 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,552 WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS ♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪ 69 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,087 ♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪ 70 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:11,423 ♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪ 71 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:14,860 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪ 72 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,504 SIR, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 73 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,372 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE'S WAITING. 74 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,708 YES, I KNOW, BUT I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING BEFORE I GO BACK IN THERE. 75 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:32,277 ANDI, TALK TO HER FIRST. 76 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,280 I THINK THAT SHE NEEDS ANOTHER LAWYER, SIR. 77 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,682 WHY? 78 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,718 BECAUSE I AM NOT SUITABLE TO HANDLE THIS CASE. 79 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,588 DON: I HATE TO BE BLUNT, BUT HELEN SAID SHE WANTED A BLACK WOMAN. 80 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,591 SHE REFERRED YOU TO HER. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 81 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,594 I THINK THAT THERE MAY BE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 82 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,763 DON: LISTEN, THIS IS JUST COLD FEET, OK? 83 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,099 YOU GOT THIS. YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT AT IT. 84 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:57,369 YOU MADE $6 MILLION FOR THIS FIRM IN JUST 2 CASES 85 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,971 AND 800,000 FOR YOURSELF. 86 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,206 THIS IS ANOTHER BIG ONE. 87 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,208 GO ON. GO GET IT. 88 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:06,011 WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU. MAKE THIS WORK. 89 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,813 YES, SIR. 90 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,560 SO SORRY. 91 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,832 [JASMINE CRYING] NO. I'M SORRY. 92 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,135 I JUST... 93 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:33,472 I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS. 94 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:37,276 I JUST...I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. 95 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:41,647 [SNIFFS] BUT I HAVE TO HAVE STANDARDS, YOU KNOW? 96 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:46,151 I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO HOLD THEM TO THE FIRE AT SOME POINT, 97 00:04:46,220 --> 00:04:49,688 OTHERWISE THEY'LL RUN ALL OVER YOU. 98 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,023 [SNIFFS] 99 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,158 I... 100 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:55,594 HAVE A REALLY GREAT ASSOCIATE 101 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,196 WHO HAS BEEN WITH US FOR MANY YEARS, 102 00:04:58,265 --> 00:04:59,865 AND HE-- - NO. 103 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,166 HE HAS HANDLED OVER 400 DIVORCES. 104 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:02,467 - NO. - HE WOULD BE PERFECT. 105 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,603 NO, NO, NO. I WANT YOU. 106 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:08,674 JASMINE: HELEN SAID THAT YOU ARE THE BEST 107 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:14,780 AND THAT YOU ARE ALMOST LIKE A THERAPIST TO HER. 108 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:19,351 AND NOW SHE'S SO HAPPY. 109 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,421 I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS THING HAPPY. 110 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:26,892 OK? SO I WANT YOU, YOU AND ONLY YOU. 111 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,227 THAT MAN TOOK MY ENTIRE LIFE. 112 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,228 HE OWES ME! 113 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,597 ...BASTARD. 114 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,566 [SNIFFS] 115 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,268 [CLEARS THROAT] 116 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:40,739 MAY I ASK WHY YOU WANT A DIVORCE? 117 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:44,009 HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT? I GOT LOTS OF REASONS. 118 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:46,345 SUCH AS? 119 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,647 HE'S A LIAR... 120 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,514 A CHEATER... 121 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,284 - CHEATER? - AN ABUSER... 122 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:54,453 AN ABUSER? 123 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:58,857 JASMINE: YES. AND I KNOW HE'S CHEATING WITH SOMEONE, 124 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,859 AND I'M SICK OF IT! 125 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,932 HAS HE DONE THIS BEFORE? 126 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:09,634 YES. 127 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:14,106 DO YOU HAVE PROOF OF HIS AFFAIRS? 128 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,208 HE'S CAREFUL, 129 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:17,909 SO CAREFUL. 130 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:23,949 AND WHOEVER THIS WOMAN IS, SHE'S DIFFERENT. 131 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,485 HE SHOWERS MORE. 132 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,788 HE WEARS DIFFERENT CLOTHES. 133 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:32,491 I HEAR HIM WHISPERING. 134 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,460 AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT BITCH IS! 135 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,801 I'M SORRY. 136 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,537 NO. DON'T BE. 137 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,972 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 138 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:52,444 LOOK, I KNOW HE'S GONNA LEAVE ME, 139 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,980 BUT I WANT TO BEAT HIM TO IT. 140 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,883 SO I HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE. 141 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:59,384 [JASMINE SNIFFS] 142 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,387 DO THEY HAVE ANYTHING? 143 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,691 AS I SAID, HE'S CAREFUL. 144 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,529 BUT I KNOW HE'S GONNA FIND SOMETHING SOON. 145 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,999 I THINK THAT SHE'S AT HIS GYM. 146 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,170 W-WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? 147 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:24,376 THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE FOLLOWS HIM TO THE GYM AT 5 A.M. 148 00:07:24,445 --> 00:07:26,711 HE PARKS AT THE BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET, 149 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,715 BUT DOESN'T APPEAR TO THE GYM UNTIL AN HOUR LATER. 150 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,684 YOU CAN HELP ME... 151 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,019 CAN'T YOU? 152 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:41,960 TELL ME MORE, AND I WILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 153 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,862 OK. 154 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:48,533 ON SATURDAYS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET AT THE MALL. 155 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:05,050 ZAC: I'M SORRY. 156 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,751 [BRACELET DROPS ON TABLE] 157 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,220 ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 158 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,355 ABOUT EVERYTHING. 159 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,792 I HEAR YOU. 160 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,962 BUT YOU DON'T ACCEPT MY APOLOGY? 161 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,497 ZAC, LOOK... 162 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,699 ZAC: LISTEN, I JUST... 163 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,835 I JUST WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. 164 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,470 THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID! 165 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:28,607 I KNOW! I KNOW! BUT WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 166 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,609 CAN WE JUST MOVE FORWARD? 167 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,711 THAT AIN'T HOW IT WORKS, ZAC. 168 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,279 'CAUSE YOU WANT TO BE MAD. 169 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,948 NO. 'CAUSE I'M HURT. 170 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,683 YOU KNOW WHAT... 171 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:44,089 YOU DON'T GET THIS. 172 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:47,325 AND THIS SELFISH-ASS CONVERSATION 173 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,995 THAT YOU ARE HAVING WITH ME RIGHT NOW 174 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,831 JUST CONTINUES TO INFORM ME THAT YOU DON'T GET THIS. 175 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,233 - I GET IT. - NO, YOU DON'T. 176 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:58,703 YOU THINK JUST 'CAUSE I ... YOU LAST NIGHT IT'S ALL GOOD? 177 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,338 WE COOL? 178 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,107 IF I CAN RECALL, I DID ALL THE ... 179 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,176 WE GOT JOKES RIGHT NOW? 180 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,446 NO, I DON'T--I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. 181 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,850 BY TELLING A JOKE ABOUT ...? 182 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:16,054 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT JUST MADE ME THINK ABOUT? 183 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,722 YOU ... HER. 184 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:22,093 YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WAS ON YOUR KNEES? 185 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,228 HOW YOU DID THAT TO HER. 186 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,263 WHY WOULD YOU BE THINKING ABOUT HER? 187 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,698 THIS BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 188 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,601 YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN YOU JUST GET OUT? 189 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,937 'CAUSE I REGRET LAST NIGHT FOR SURE. 190 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,073 OK, ALL RIGHT, YOU WAS WEAK. I WAS WEAK. 191 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,709 BUT YOU STILL MAD, AND I'M STILL IN THE DOGHOUSE. 192 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,311 ALL I'M SAYING IS WE GOTTA MOVE FORWARD. 193 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,646 THAT'S ALL, BABY. 194 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,182 NO. THAT AIN'T ALL. 195 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,151 THEN WHAT? 196 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,820 YOU FORGOT ONE THING. 197 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,088 WHAT? 198 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,258 YOU STILL WANT ME TO LEAVE? 199 00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,993 DAMN RIGHT. 200 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,164 YOU KNOW WHAT... 201 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,499 I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO UPSET YOU RIGHT NOW. 202 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,669 YOU GOT A LONG DAY AHEAD OF YOU. 203 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:07,973 I WON'T BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK. 204 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,674 OK. 205 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,610 THAT'S FOR THE BEST. 206 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,179 OK. 207 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,922 [WATER RUNNING] 208 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,999 SABRINA: WHAT? 209 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,868 AND THEN HE SAID HE WOULDN'T BE THERE WHEN I GOT HOME. 210 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,703 SABRINA: WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 211 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:39,971 NO, IT AIN'T! 212 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,373 YOU ASKED HIM TO LEAVE. 213 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,441 KAREN: WELL, WHY DIDN'T HE WAKE UP AND JUST AGREE? 214 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,909 - KAREN-- - NO. 215 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,812 YOU KNOW WHAT, HE CAME INTO MY BEDROOM LAST NIGHT, OK? 216 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,515 I KNOW HE HEARD MY VIBRATOR. HE KNEW I WAS HORNY. 217 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,283 HE KNEW THAT HE'D GOT TO ME. 218 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,618 OK, WILL YOU CALM DOWN? 219 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:57,489 - HE PLAYED ME. - HE DID NOT PLAY YOU. 220 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,157 YOU ASKED HIM TO LEAVE. 221 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,226 WELL, HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED. 222 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,561 SABRINA: DIDN'T WE HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT MIXED SIGNALS? 223 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,464 KAREN: THIS IS NOT A MIXED SIGNAL, 'BRINA. 224 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,600 I WONDER IF THAT HO TEXTED HIM. 225 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,035 - KAREN... - NOPE. 226 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,536 THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED, 'BRINA. 227 00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,538 SHE TEXTED HIM, AND SHE TOLD HIM TO COME ON OVER. 228 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,540 SHE TOLD HIM TO COME ON! 229 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:18,076 YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE. 230 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,444 I'M TELLING YOU! 231 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,513 SABRINA: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT TO BE TRUE. 232 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,381 YOU KNOW WHAT, I KNOW WHO WILL. 233 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,650 KAREN, NO. DO NOT INVOLVE DANNI. 234 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,419 SABRINA: PLEASE DON'T INVOLVE HER. 235 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,320 YOU KNOW SHE'S LIKE THE INSTA-FBI. 236 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,257 SHE'S GONNA BE ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA TRYING TO PUT THIS ALL TOGETHER. 237 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,059 OK, I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER, OK? 238 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,827 'CAUSE I AIN'T RUNNIN' AFTER HIM NO MORE. 239 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,495 SABRINA: GOOD. LOOK, I GOTTA GO 240 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,130 'CAUSE I GOTTA OPEN UP THIS BANK, 241 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,799 AND I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER. 242 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,800 OK. 243 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,868 AND TELL DANNI I SAID HI. - WHAT? 244 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,071 OH, YOU WILL BE CALLING HER BY LUNCH. 245 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,239 NO, I WILL NOT, OK? BYE. 246 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:52,077 OK. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE. 247 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,845 SHIT. 248 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,852 OH, GOOD MORNING! 249 00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,088 MAURICE: SABRINA, I JUST WANTED YOU TO WITNESS THIS. 250 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,023 MAN: I'VE GOT A DELIVERY FOR-- 251 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,458 MAURICE: ME, DARLING. 252 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,626 - ARE YOU SABRINA HOLLINS? - OH! 253 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,295 MAURICE: NO, THAT THOT IS RIGHT THERE. 254 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,597 YOU A HATER. THAT'S ME. 255 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,833 - SIGN RIGHT HERE. - THANK YOU. 256 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,134 WOW. 257 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,640 UGLY-ASS FLOWERS. I DON'T LIKE 'EM NO WAY. 258 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,444 WHAT YOU SIGNIN', GIRL? THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE? 259 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,114 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 260 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,815 WHO THEY FROM? 261 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,151 MMM... 262 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,686 CALVIN. 263 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,921 OH, "THANKS FOR A GREAT DINNER 264 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,957 "AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN 265 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,493 SO YOU CAN TELL ME IT WAS BLACK." HA! 266 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,027 WHAT'S BLACK? 267 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,398 MMM...WE WERE AT DINNER, AND HE WAS JUST MAKING THIS JOKE 268 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:50,668 ABOUT HOW MY DRESS IS BLUE, BUT IT'S BLACK. 269 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,970 IT WAS SUPER FUNNY. 270 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,839 THAT DON'T SOUND FUNNY TO ME. 271 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,175 YOU ARE THE WORST. 272 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,146 SO, DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM, GIRL? 273 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,414 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 274 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,617 I KNOW YOU WENT OUT WITH MY MAN, 275 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,318 SO I JUST NEED TO KNOW DID YOU TAKE HIM HOME 276 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,053 AND DO THE DAMN THING OR NOT? 277 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,755 NO. 278 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,657 HE JUST SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 279 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:15,393 WELL, SENDING FLOWERS AND SHIT, IT SEEMS-- 280 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,195 HUSH UP. 281 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,699 YOU GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN? 282 00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:24,702 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I MIGHT. 283 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,870 MMM... 284 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,174 - IT DOES SAY "LUNCH?" - DON'T. 285 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,708 WHAT? 286 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,043 DON'T MAKE YOURSELF SO AVAILABLE. 287 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,513 I'M NOT MAKING MYSELF AVAILABLE! 288 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,182 I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 289 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,917 THEN FIND SOMETHING TO DO. 290 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,219 YOU CAN'T BE AVAILABLE EVERY TIME HE CALLS. 291 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,022 I'M NOT PLAYING THOSE GAMES. 292 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,457 YOU CAN'T WIN UNLESS YOU PLAY THE GAME. 293 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,194 I'M NOT DOING THAT. 294 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,196 COOL. WELL, BE AVAILABLE. 295 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,665 HE'LL BE GONE IN 2 WEEKS. 296 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,301 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 297 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,236 HMM. I KNOW MEN, SABRINA. 298 00:13:58,305 --> 00:13:59,904 I AM ONE. 299 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,239 WELL... 300 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,574 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 301 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,043 NO. HOLD ON, HOLD ON. DON'T GET OFFENDED. 302 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,978 - OF COURSE YOU'RE A MAN. - OH, YEAH. 303 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,748 OH, YES, YOU'RE A MAN, BUT I MEAN... 304 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,951 YOU WERE A LITTLE MISLEADING. 305 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:16,721 HUH? YOU DID SAY THAT HE WAS INTO YOU. 306 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,224 NO, I STILL STAND BY THAT. 307 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,259 YOU'RE CLEARLY WRONG. 308 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,262 COOL. 309 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,031 ENJOY YOUR 2 WEEKS. 310 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,234 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP 311 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,069 THAT LASTED LONGER THAN 2 WEEKS? 312 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,270 EXACTLY MY POINT. 313 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,472 [POPS LIPS] 314 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,774 GO OPEN THE DOOR. 315 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,977 WE GOT A BANK TO RUN. 316 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:46,050 KAREN: BE ABOUT 30 MINUTES UNDER THE DRYER, THEN YOU'LL BE RIGHT OUT, OK? 317 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,151 WOMAN: YEAH. 318 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,321 KAREN: YOU CAME EARLY TODAY, TOO, HUH? 319 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,790 - HEY. - HEY, GIRL. 320 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,093 KAREN: TITO, YOU COME BRING HER UNDER THE DRYER? 321 00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,295 GO AHEAD, BABY. GO AHEAD. 322 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,830 ANDI: HEY. 323 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,298 KAREN: GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE I FEEL. WHAT'S UP? 324 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,966 ANDI: NOPE. YOU FIRST. 325 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,968 NO. YOU GO AHEAD. 326 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,303 NO. YOU TELL ME. 327 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,105 - GARY. - ZAC. 328 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,841 LOOK, I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD. GO ON. 329 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,143 NO. I... 330 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,711 YOU FIRST. 331 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:18,549 ZAC LEFT THIS MORNING WITHOUT PUTTING UP A FIGHT, 332 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,519 AND I JUST...I THINK HE'S WITH THAT GIRL. 333 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,089 - OH, DAMN. WHAT THE HELL? - I KNOW. 334 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,026 EVERY BLACK WOMAN IN THE CITY CAN'T BE GOING THROUGH THIS SHIT. 335 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,861 CAN'T BE. 336 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,829 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. I'M HUNGRY. 337 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,765 OK, BUT I'M MEETING UP WITH DANNI. 338 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,235 WAIT. THEN WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 339 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:41,572 I KNOW. SHE GONNA BE TOO BUSY TALKING ABOUT MY SITUATION ANYWAY. 340 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,775 MMM, GOOD POINT. GIVE ME A BREAK. 341 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,743 - RIGHT. - WELL, IS BRI COMING? 342 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,412 NO, SHE GOT A DATE. 343 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,047 WITH THE GUY FROM LAST NIGHT? 344 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,114 KAREN: MM-HMM. 345 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,683 OH, HE'S TAKING HER OUT AGAIN? 346 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,451 LUNCH, APPARENTLY. 347 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,119 WOW. 348 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,689 WELL, I HOPE SHE HAS BETTER LUCK THAN ME. 349 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,857 I MEAN US. 350 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,926 NO, ZAC'S GONE. YOU MEAN YOU. 351 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:04,128 - NO, I MEAN US. - YOU READY? 352 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,863 ANDI: OH, YOU GONNA CHANGE THE SUBJECT? 353 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,366 - ARE YOU READY? - I'M READY. CAN WE EAT? 354 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,368 [KAREN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 355 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,949 HA HA! ARE YOU SERIOUS? 356 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,551 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER COME HERE BEFORE? 357 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,885 NO. 358 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:31,322 OH, WHAT, IT'S TOO MUCH OF A DIVE FOR YOU? 359 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,191 - NO. - HMM. 360 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,159 I MEAN, I LOVE IT. 361 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,395 I JUST CAN'T, YOU KNOW, EAT LIKE THIS EVERY DAY. 362 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,665 THIS GROWN-WOMAN WEIGHT WON'T FALL OFF LIKE IT USED TO. 363 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,200 GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 364 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,335 YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. STOP IT. 365 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,339 YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? 366 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,674 WHAT? 367 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,843 YOUR SMILE IS... 368 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,344 IT'S LIKE LIFE. 369 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,114 OK, STOP. 370 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,283 NO. YOUR SMILE IS WHAT LIFE SHOULD BE. 371 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,752 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 372 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,454 OK, CALVIN. WHAT--WHAT'S UP? 373 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,123 WHERE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 374 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,291 OH, WOW! I KNEW THIS WAS COMING. 375 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,327 WELL, YOU DID ASK ME. 376 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:14,332 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THERE'S THE DOOR IF YOU WANT TO RUN, 'CAUSE... 377 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,068 NOPE. I'M READY. GO. 378 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,803 OK. 379 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,806 WELL, I AM SINGLE BECAUSE I HAVE A KID 380 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,009 AND A BABY MAMA THAT'S BAT-SHIT CRAZY. 381 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,378 HMM. OK. 382 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,047 WHY DIDN'T YOU TWO MAKE IT? 383 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,816 DID YOU NOT HEAR THE CRAZY PART? 384 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:36,421 YES, BUT THERE HAD TO HAVE BEEN A TIME WHEN YOU FOUND HER ATTRACTIVE, RIGHT? 385 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,690 ARE WE SPEAKING HONESTLY? 386 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,393 THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I WANT TO SPEAK. 387 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,628 IT WAS HER BODY. 388 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,863 WOW. THAT IS SO SHALLOW. 389 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,232 NO, NO, NO, WAIT. BEFORE YOU START DRAGGING ME, 390 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:52,437 ALL RIGHT, LIKE ANY OTHER MAN, I SAW HER, THOUGHT SHE WAS SEXY. 391 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,838 - WHERE? - I HIT HER UP. 392 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,040 - ON THE 'GRAM? - YEAH. 393 00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,144 ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD, KEEP GOING. 394 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,212 THANK YOU. 395 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,917 SO, I HIT HER UP, YOU KNOW, SLID IN HER DM. 396 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,019 WE KNEW EACH OTHER FOR, LIKE, 2 DAYS. 397 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,021 NEXT THING I KNOW, SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THAT SHE LOVES ME 398 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:14,392 AND SHE WANTS TO BE WITH ME, AND IT WAS--AGHH! 399 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,426 THAT'S SCARY. 400 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,828 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 401 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,930 THAT'S NOT EVEN THE SCARY PART. 402 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,898 WE ONLY HAD SEX ONE TIME. 403 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,467 NOW I GOT A BABY BOY. 404 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,969 - WOW! - YEAH. 405 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,140 BUT YOU DO IT ONLY TAKES ONE TIME, RIGHT? 406 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,242 YEAH. I KNOW. 407 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:35,346 I MEAN, MY BABY BOY-- HE'S...AMAZING, BUT... 408 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,447 THE BABY MAMA-- 409 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,082 BOTH: BAT-SHIT CRAZY! 410 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,151 - RIGHT. SO YOU UNDERSTAND. - I GOT IT. 411 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,153 IT'S CRAZY. 412 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,288 LAZ: CALVIN? 413 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,157 OH, MY GOD! LAZ? 414 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,159 OH, MY GOD! 415 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,229 MWAH! 416 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,131 - IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. - IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 417 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,999 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! - THIS IS CRAZY. 418 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,734 - IT IS. - HOW YOU BEEN? 419 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,269 - SO GOOD. - GOOD. 420 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,471 OH, I'M SO SORRY. SABRINA, THIS IS LAZ. 421 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,806 LAZ, THIS IS SABRINA. 422 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,274 - HI! - HI. 423 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,976 OH, MY GOD. MY CAR'S OUTSIDE. 424 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,511 LAZ: WILL YOU PLEASE CALL ME? I MISS YOU! 425 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,979 - I MISS YOU! - PLEASE? 426 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,313 - PLEASE CALL ME. PLEASE. - I DEFINITELY WILL. 427 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,948 CALVIN: DEFINITELY, MAN. YOU ALREADY KNOW. 428 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,984 OK, 'CAUSE THAT THING YOU DID LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 429 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,285 I AM STILL IN PAIN! 430 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,920 OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER-- 431 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,189 LAZ: OF COURSE I DO. IT WAS GOOD TO MEET YOU, KATRINA. 432 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,191 IT'S SABRI... 433 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:25,463 WOW! MMM, MMM, MMM. 434 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,231 GOOD OLD LAZ. 435 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,033 AH...MMM. 436 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,503 MM-HMM. YOU HAVE A LITTLE LIP-- 437 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,205 OH. HA HA! 438 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,907 SABRINA: MMM. GOOD OL'... 439 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,142 GOTTA GO. YOU KNOW, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT, 440 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,778 SO I THINK I SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. 441 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,148 OK. WELL, GUESS I'LL JUST GO GRAB THE CHECK. 442 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,516 UH-HUH. 443 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,606 THAT'S HIM TEXTING YOU? 444 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,041 NO, IT'S BRI. 445 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,343 OH. WHAT SHE SAYING? 446 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:17,248 SHE ASKS WHERE WE ARE AND SHE SAID, "DON'T MOVE." 447 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,083 SHE'S ON THE WAY, APPARENTLY. 448 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,551 WELL... 449 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,955 YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND FINISH THIS CONVERSATION 450 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,057 BEFORE SHE AND DANNI GET HERE. 451 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:29,560 GIRL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 452 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,095 WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY? 453 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,830 I MEAN SOME OF EVERYTHING. 454 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,068 THE MAN SHE DESCRIBED-- SHE SAID HE YELLS AT HER 455 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,303 AND HE BELITTLES HER AND-- 456 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,572 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THAT. 457 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,276 ANDI, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT LADY'S CASE. 458 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,377 I KNOW. 459 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,212 I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK TO MY JOB 460 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:51,215 AND I'M GONNA TELL 'EM I CAN'T DO IT. 461 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,717 WHAT REASON WILL YOU GIVE 'EM? 462 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,319 YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME THINK OF THAT. 463 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,587 - OH. - PLEASE? 464 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,055 MMM...UM-MMM. 465 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,390 I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY DON'T. 466 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,592 I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT LOVE, SO-- 467 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,594 NEITHER DO I, APPARENTLY. 468 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:08,032 ANDI, YOU COULD LOSE YOUR JOB. 469 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,401 YOU REMEMBER HOW HARD YOU WORKED IN LAW SCHOOL. 470 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,104 YOU CAN'T LOSE THAT FOR THAT MAN. 471 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,272 YEAH. 472 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,741 AND, GIRL, SHE HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE 473 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,110 TO FOLLOW HIM EVERY MORNING. 474 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,445 WHEN HE'S WITH YOU? 475 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,448 THEY'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY HE PARKS IN HIS BUILDING 476 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,318 AND WAITS AN HOUR TO GO TO WORKOUT. 477 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,619 YOUR BUILDING. 478 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,021 - YES. - GIRL... 479 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,123 THE GYM IS ACROSS THE STREET. 480 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,126 I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL. 481 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,094 NEITHER DO I, BUT I HAVE TO TELL MY BOSS. 482 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,330 WHY DID SHE CHOOSE ME? 483 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,201 GIRL... 484 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,137 WHAT? 485 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,373 YOU THINK SHE KNOWS? 486 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,441 NO. 487 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,145 WAIT. WHAT IF SHE KNOWS IT'S YOU 488 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:57,148 AND SHE'S MESSING WITH YOU, ANDI? 489 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,884 I DON'T THINK SHE'LL GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE 490 00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,919 OF DOING ALL THAT JUST TO MESS WITH ME. 491 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,554 - LOOK-- - THAT'S CRA-- 492 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,789 DON'T PUT IT PAST HER. 493 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,658 JUST TALK TO YOUR BOSS. 494 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,126 OK... 495 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,828 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 496 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,164 HEY, GIRL. GO AHEAD, SIT DOWN. 497 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,166 KAREN: HOW YOU DOING? 498 00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,001 - HEY. - HOW ARE YOU? 499 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,870 I'M SORRY. I JUST... 500 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,539 KAREN: FOR WHAT? 501 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,140 DANNI: WELL, WHAT HE DO NOW? 502 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,810 KAREN: GIRL, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE YOU TO LUNCH. STOP! 503 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,378 WHAT DID I DO? 504 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,679 NOTHING! 505 00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,717 YOU TWO NEVER CALL ME FOR LUNCH. 506 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:34,952 WELL, I WANTED TO. 507 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,156 OH, OK. 508 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:43,728 UH...YEAH, SO I DID CHARGE MY AMAZON BILL TO YOUR ACCOUNT, 509 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:47,231 BUT YOU KNOW I'M GONNA PAY YOU BACK, KAREN. 510 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,534 GOTTA BRING ME HERE, SHAKE ME DOWN, 511 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,137 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID THAT, DANNI. 512 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,208 FORGET I SAID THAT UNTIL THE 1st. 513 00:22:57,276 --> 00:23:00,144 I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU TO LUNCH. THAT'S IT, SO... 514 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,046 DANNI: OH, SHIT. WHO DIED? 515 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:03,714 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT DID YOU DO? 516 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,116 ANDI: COME ON. NOBODY DIED. OK? 517 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:09,420 I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. THAT'S ALL. 518 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,589 OK. 519 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,224 KAREN: ZAC SAID SOME THINGS, 520 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:16,560 AND I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR OPINION ON IT. THAT'S ALL. 521 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:20,398 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST-- I'M NOT HOOKING ANYONE ELSE UP. 522 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:21,732 YOU KNOW, UM... 523 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,168 I SHOULD JUST WHOOP HIS ASS. 524 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:27,638 WHAT DID HE DO NOW? CAN I GET A DRINK, PLEASE? 525 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:29,240 KAREN: GIRL, YOU ABOUT TO GO BACK TO WORK. 526 00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,075 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - RIGHT? EXACTLY. 527 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:33,210 IT'LL HELP ME FROM KILLING THE BITCH. 528 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,446 I NEED PEACH VODKA. 529 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,850 THAT'S WHAT HE DID. 530 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,686 - NO. DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. - I KNOW! 531 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,289 AM I BEING CRAZY? 532 00:23:45,358 --> 00:23:47,291 YES. 533 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,361 NO. HE GOT UP AND LEFT WITHOUT A FIGHT? 534 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,329 RIGHT. 535 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,998 HE WITH THAT HO. 536 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,066 - OK, SEE, YOU-- - YOU THINK SO? 537 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,768 YOU TWO--YOU DON'T NEED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER. 538 00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:58,836 YOU MAKE EACH OTHER CRAZY. 539 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:01,272 NO, KAREN, YOU RIGHT. 540 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:03,874 HE WITH THAT HO! 541 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,409 - YOU THINK SO, RIGHT? - YEAH! 542 00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,077 DANNI: SHE PROBABLY CALLED HIM THIS MORNING 543 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,646 AND TOLD HIM HE CAN COME STAY WITH HER. 544 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,081 - THAT'S WHAT I SAID, ANDI! - DON'T DO THIS, KAREN. 545 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:13,617 I PROMISE YOU, I CAN FIND OUT. 546 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,119 - THANK YOU, GIRL. - I WILL. 547 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:18,088 - I JUST WANT TO KNOW. - I GOT YOU. 548 00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:21,792 ANDI: HEY, GIRL. YOU'RE LATE. WE GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK. 549 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,627 HE KISSED A MAN. 550 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,196 OH, WE GOTTA TALK. 551 00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,233 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 552 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,337 WELL... 553 00:24:33,406 --> 00:24:37,675 WE WERE SITTING IN THERE, AND THEN THIS GUY COMES IN. 554 00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:40,511 AND I MEAN, THAT BITCH WAS...BEAT. 555 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,146 - OH... - OH... 556 00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:46,450 SABRINA: HE HAD THE HEELS AND THE HEADWRAP, 557 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:49,153 BUT A FULL BEARD. 558 00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:51,255 AND THE EYEBROWS WERE ARCHED. 559 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,790 YASSS, HONEY. 560 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,091 STOP IT. 561 00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:58,662 YOU TALKIN' ABOUT THE MAN THAT YOU MET LAST NIGHT? 562 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,331 CALVIN. 563 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,500 - YES. - OK. 564 00:25:02,568 --> 00:25:05,169 I MEAN, THEN THE GUY, YOU KNOW, HE COMES UP AND THEY GREET 565 00:25:05,238 --> 00:25:07,905 AND THEY SAY HI, AND THEN THEY HUG... 566 00:25:07,974 --> 00:25:10,641 REALLY, REALLY TIGHT. 567 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:14,478 AND THEN THE GUY SAYS... 568 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:19,049 "THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE IN SO MUCH PAIN." 569 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,519 - OH... - OH... 570 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:25,055 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 571 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:28,192 I'M SEEING HOW MUCH ROOM I GOT TO FALL OUT! 572 00:25:28,261 --> 00:25:30,094 - STOP IT, DANNI! - HA HA! 573 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:33,097 - THIS IS NOT FUNNY. - SORRY, SORRY. 574 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:34,465 - DANNI, STOP. - I'M NOT... 575 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,700 KAREN: STOP. OK? GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD, 'BRINA. 576 00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:39,670 I'M LISTENING. DANNI! 577 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,339 ANDI: OK. DID HE INTRODUCE YOU? 578 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,241 YES. 579 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:47,378 ANDI: GOOD. DID HE SAY WHO HE WAS? 580 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:49,513 HE DIDN'T SAY A DAMN THING. 581 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,582 MAYBE BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL. 582 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:52,883 KAREN: MAYBE. 583 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,518 OR HE'S BEEN GETTING THAT TAIL 584 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:57,721 AND PINNING THE DICK ON THE DONKEY. 585 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,523 DANNI. 586 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:03,527 OF COURSE. OF COURSE. WHY DO I EVEN TELL YOU ANYTHING? 587 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:06,196 KAREN: YOU KNOW THAT'S WHY YOU CONFIDE. 588 00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,932 SABRINA: OH, I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM NO MORE. 589 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,335 ANDI: WAIT A MINUTE, 'BRINA. WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM? 590 00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:13,571 NO, LOOK. THIS IS WHAT YOU DO. 591 00:26:13,639 --> 00:26:16,774 DANNI: YOU TAKE HIM HOME, YOU PULL OUT YOUR VIBRATOR. 592 00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:20,744 WHEN HE SEES YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU LET HIM GO UP IN THERE WITH IT. 593 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:23,147 UM, COULD WE NOT DO THIS AT LUNCH? 594 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:26,650 OH, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU WASN'T ... GARY LAST NIGHT, 595 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:29,420 THE MAN YOU CLAIM YOU GONNA BE LEAVING. 596 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:30,621 AHEM. 597 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,122 DID YOU BREAK IT OFF? 598 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,757 IT'S A VERY NICE PLACE, ACTUALLY. 599 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,726 DID YOU BREAK IT OFF? 600 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,261 ANDI: UM...NO. 601 00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:40,464 - THE DICK-- - BUT I WILL. 602 00:26:40,533 --> 00:26:42,199 I WILL...SOON. 603 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,768 DANNI: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT D TOO GOOD. 604 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,103 AND HE'S FINE AS HELL. 605 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,538 THAT'S TRUE. 606 00:26:47,607 --> 00:26:49,406 DANNI: DARK-SKINNED BROTHER HAVE YOU FEENIN'... 607 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,475 ALSO TRUE. 608 00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:52,876 WAIT A MINUTE. 609 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,278 WHAT? 610 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,113 YOU REALLY CALLED HER ABOUT THAT? 611 00:26:56,182 --> 00:26:58,749 OH, NO. NO. 612 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,184 NO. 613 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,686 AND YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LISTEN TO HER? 614 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:05,222 YOU KNOW SHE'S ALWAYS GOING OFF THE DEEP END. 615 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,292 - TRUE. - THAT'S WHERE THE TRUTH IS. 616 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:11,161 - SOMETIMES. - LIKE THAT TIME WHEN... 617 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:12,162 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 618 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,831 - CRAIG. - IT'S CRAIG. 619 00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:17,401 CRAIG--HE WAS--YEAH, YOU THOUGHT HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU, 620 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,536 BUT YOU ACTUALLY CHASED HIS MAMA DOWN. 621 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:21,772 GIRL, YOU BROKE THAT WOMAN'S HIP. 622 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:25,275 I SHOULDA. NOBODY TOLD THAT OLD BITCH TO BE IN RED BOTTOMS. 623 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:26,877 SHE LOOKED YOUNG FROM THE BACK! 624 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,278 SHE'S 70. 625 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:29,980 SHE WAS STILL SMALLER THAN ME 626 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,548 WITH THEM BRITTLE-ASS BONES. 627 00:27:31,617 --> 00:27:34,284 YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T GET SUED. 628 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:37,621 I DIDN'T KNOW THE BITCH HAD OSTEOPOROSIS. 629 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:41,458 I CONTRIBUTED TO THE FUND AFTERWARDS. 630 00:27:41,527 --> 00:27:44,662 OK. ALL I CAN SAY, DON'T LISTEN TO HER. 631 00:27:44,730 --> 00:27:45,829 JUST MAKING MY POINT. 632 00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:47,131 GOOD POINT. 633 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:49,299 - IT'S OVER. YOU GOOD. - THANK YOU. 634 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,301 'CAUSE I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, ALL RIGHT. 635 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,636 LISTEN, I'LL SHOW YOU. COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT. 636 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:54,104 WE'LL GO THROUGH THE 'GRAM-- 637 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,339 - OK. - NO. 638 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,307 AND I'LL PUT IT ALL TOGETHER FOR YOU. 639 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,309 - YES! - FOR A SMALL FEE. 640 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:00,611 SABRINA: DON'T DO IT. 641 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,847 BRING WINE AND WEED. BUT I GOTS TO GO. 642 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:08,385 KAREN: YEAH, LISTEN, CALL ME WHEN HE CALLS YOU. 643 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:11,288 - DID Y'ALL PAY THE BILL? - NO. YOU GOT IT, RIGHT? 644 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,658 - YEP. OH. - I'M TRAPPED! HELP ME! 645 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:16,560 - HELP YOURSELF! - AAH! 646 00:28:16,629 --> 00:28:18,862 BYE! 647 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:21,565 THOSE AREN'T MY FRIENDS. 648 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,544 - YOU'RE LATE. - I'M SORRY. 649 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:35,913 YOU KNOW I CANNOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU COME BACK. 650 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,248 I KNOW. I SAID I'M SORRY. 651 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,850 SO HOW WAS LUNCH? 652 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,586 GOOD. 653 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:45,689 WHAT WAS HE WEARING? 654 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,791 JEANS. 655 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,960 DID HE SMELL GOOD, GIRL? 656 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:53,397 OK. WHERE IS YOUR HEAD AT? 657 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:57,401 NOWHERE. IT'S JUST I LOOK BOOK, CHAPTER, AND VERSE. 658 00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:59,069 DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH? 659 00:28:59,138 --> 00:29:02,806 OH, GIRL, I CAN EAT AND TALK. 660 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,007 GREAT. 661 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,909 TELL ME, GIRL. 662 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,011 OK. CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 663 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,814 OH, THIS FELLA BE GOOD, HUH. 664 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,750 NEVER MIND. 665 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:13,917 DON'T DO THAT. COME ON. 666 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:17,287 WHAT DID HE DO? TELL EXTRAVAGANZA! 667 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:18,922 WHO'S EXTRAVAGANZA? 668 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,657 THAT'S MY DRAG NAME. 669 00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,893 HMM. THAT'S CUTE. 670 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,329 WHAT DID HE DO? 671 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,931 IS IT WRONG FOR ME TO ASSUME THAT A MAN'S GAY 672 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,399 BECAUSE HE HAS GAY FRIENDS? 673 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:31,301 OH, YEAH, THAT'S IGNORANT AS SHIT. 674 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:33,837 YOU'RE RIGHT. 675 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,272 WHAT KIND OF GAY FRIEND? 676 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,840 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 677 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:40,778 YOU KNOW, THE L, THE G, THE B, THE T, THE Q, THE I, OR THE A? 678 00:29:40,846 --> 00:29:42,179 WHY DOES THAT MATTER? 679 00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,214 WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 680 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,250 IF THE FRIEND'S A LES, BUT... 681 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:50,921 WELL, I MEAN, THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO CAME INTO THE RESTAURANT. 682 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,756 YOU KNOW, HIS NAME IS LAZ. 683 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,959 NOW, WAS HIS NAME LAZ OR WAS HIS NAME LAZZ! 684 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,561 MAURICE. 685 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,501 - ANYWAY-- - MM-HMM. 686 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:09,173 THEY GREETED EACH OTHER AND THEY HUGGED AND THEN THEY KISSED. 687 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,009 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 688 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:13,644 WHERE HE KISS THE MAN? 689 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,280 ON THE LIPS. 690 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,981 AW, YEAH, GIRL. HE JUST AS GAY 691 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,751 AS MY UNICORN PICNIC BASKET. 692 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:24,888 OK, NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, BUT IT'S TRUE. 693 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:27,691 COME ON, WILL YOU TALK TO ME? 694 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:29,960 DO YOU LIKE HIM? 695 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,695 NO. 696 00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:32,963 YES, YOU DO. 697 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,799 BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU WOULDN'T BE BOTHERED. 698 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:39,102 I MEAN, HE JUST SEEMS LIKE A REALLY NICE GUY. 699 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,038 I WAS JUST THROWN OFF BY THAT. 700 00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:42,806 JUST ASK HIM. 701 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,975 I ALREADY DID. HE TOLD ME HE WAS STRAIGHT. 702 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:47,711 STRAIGHT STRAIGHT OR STRAIGHT WITH A TWIST? 703 00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:51,381 CAN'T YOU JUST FIND OUT IF HE IS AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 704 00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,950 ASK AROUND OR SOMETHING? 705 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:57,020 ABSOLUTELY. HOW ABOUT I JUST HOP ON THE QUEEN'S HOTLINE 706 00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,522 AND SEE IF ANYBODY KNOWS HIM 707 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:01,325 'CAUSE ALL OF US GAYS KNOW EACH OTHER! 708 00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:03,994 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY. 709 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,429 I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 710 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,031 JUST ASK THE MAN, OK? 711 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,533 YOU SUCK. 712 00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:13,704 AND YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR MAN DON'T SWALLOW. OK? HA HA! 713 00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:14,838 SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 714 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,774 OH HO! THAT TOO! 715 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:20,110 GET BACK TO WORK. NEXT, PLEASE! 716 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,046 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 717 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,626 I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE. HOW DID IT GO? 718 00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:37,027 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, SIR. 719 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,795 OK. SOUNDS SERIOUS. 720 00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:40,297 YES, IT IS. 721 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:43,467 I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 722 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,735 YOU DO? 723 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:47,304 YEAH. I WAS LOOKING OVER THE SALARY OFFER WE MADE YOU, 724 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:48,972 AND IT'S REALLY LOW AND UNFAIR. 725 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,607 I THINK WE SHOULD BUMP IT ABOUT 11%. 726 00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,277 THAT'LL PUT YOU RIGHT ON PAR WITH NELSON, OUR OTHER RECRUIT. 727 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,845 WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT-- 728 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,246 AND HE DID GO TO HARVARD, YOU KNOW. 729 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:57,714 YES, BUT I ALSO-- 730 00:31:57,783 --> 00:31:59,616 LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO NEGOTIATING WITH YOU. 731 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,285 YOU'RE A HELL OF A NEGOTIATOR, 732 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,986 AND I KNOW YOU HAVE OTHER OFFERS. 733 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:05,489 AND IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL. 734 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:06,823 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE HAPPY HERE. 735 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,962 I CAN'T REPRESENT JASMINE BORDERS. 736 00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:13,563 WHY? 737 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:17,134 BECAUSE THERE IS A CLEAR CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 738 00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:18,835 HOW CONFLICTED? 739 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:20,537 IT'S EXTREME. 740 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,406 DON: THAT'S REALLY DISAPPOINTING. 741 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,341 I'M SORRY, TOO, BECAUSE I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO HOLD OFF 742 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,976 ON THAT SALARY OFFER. 743 00:32:26,045 --> 00:32:28,312 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, BUT HELEN, WHO RECOMMENDED HER, 744 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,615 IS THE HEAD OF THE RHINEHOUSE, THE ELITE WOMEN OF THIS TOWN. 745 00:32:31,684 --> 00:32:34,651 THEY MEET EVERY WEDNESDAY TO TALK ABOUT SCHOOL, KIDS, 746 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,687 WHATEVER THEIR HUSBANDS ARE DOING. 747 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,323 MORRIS AND WINSTON HAD THEM FOR YEARS 748 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,858 AND MADE MILLIONS, 749 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:44,361 AND YOU BROUGHT THEM TO US. 750 00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:46,363 I CAN STILL DO MY JOB. 751 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:47,864 DON: NOT IF YOU TURN TAIL ON YOUR BEST FRIEND. 752 00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:49,466 BUT THE CONFLICT IS GONNA-- 753 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,970 I THINK YOU NEED TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS CONFLICT... 754 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:55,472 AND BE SURE THAT IT IS A CONFLICT. 755 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:59,977 I KNOW HER HUSBAND. 756 00:33:00,045 --> 00:33:02,112 HOW? 757 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:06,883 I SEE. 758 00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:11,888 I'M SORRY. 759 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,091 YOU SHOULD GO HOME. 760 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,994 ARE YOU FIRING ME? 761 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:20,130 NO. HELL, NO. 762 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,699 BUT YOU SHOULD GO HOME. 763 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,369 AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID. 764 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,904 THINK ABOUT THAT CONFLICT. 765 00:33:27,973 --> 00:33:30,774 AND IS IT REALLY A CONFLICT? 766 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,615 ATTORNEY BARNS? WE NEVER HAD THIS CONVERSATION. 767 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:52,829 HEY, BAGGAGE, YOU GOOD? BE RIGHT BACK. 768 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,400 DANNI: HEY! 769 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,201 ZAC: COME ON, DANNI! EVERY DAY? 770 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:02,539 NO, SIR. GET YOUR ASS OFF THIS CART AND COME TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. 771 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:05,008 I GOT TO GET THESE OLD LADIES. 772 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:06,743 DANNI...DAN-- 773 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,413 TELL THEM OLD BITCHES IT BROKE DOWN. 774 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,448 DANNI, YOU MESSIN' WITH MY TIP MONEY. 775 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:12,949 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 776 00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,651 GIVE ME MY KEY. 777 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,656 HOLD ON. 778 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,957 THERE IT IS. 779 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:22,426 ALMOST--OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 780 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,960 - REALLY? - TAKE IT. 781 00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,462 GIRL, I WILL TAKE IT. 782 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:27,431 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MESSIN' OVER MY FRIEND, RIGHT? 783 00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:28,932 SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN. 784 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:30,901 I KNOW THAT, DANNI. I KNOW IT. 785 00:34:30,969 --> 00:34:32,202 THEN WHY DID YOU LEAVE? 786 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:34,471 SHE TOLD ME TO LEAVE. 787 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,774 - SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT-- - YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE? 788 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,476 THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. 789 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:41,478 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALL SINGLE. 790 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:42,913 YES, 'CAUSE Y'ALL CRAZY. 791 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:44,981 I'LL SLAP THE SHIT OUT YOU. 792 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:46,950 GO AHEAD ON WITH THAT, DANNI. 793 00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:48,518 MY GIRL HAS BEEN THERE FOR YOU. 794 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,655 I KNOW THAT. SHE NEVER LET ME FORGET IT. 795 00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:52,923 AW... 796 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:54,658 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 797 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,994 SHE ALWAYS ON MY SHIT, ALL RIGHT, JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T PAY A BILL 798 00:34:58,063 --> 00:34:59,729 OR I NEED TO BORROW THE CAR. 799 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,131 LIKE, NOBODY WANT TO HEAR THAT EVERY DAY. 800 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,467 I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN. 801 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,136 WELL, GET A BETTER JOB. 802 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,637 WITH MY RECORD? 803 00:35:07,706 --> 00:35:09,573 I'M HAPPY AS HELL TO HAVE THIS ONE. 804 00:35:10,843 --> 00:35:12,809 SO BECAUSE YOU'RE IN YOUR FEELINGS, 805 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:15,979 YOU'RE GONNA LET THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU 806 00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:16,980 JUST PASS YOU RIGHT BY? 807 00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:19,516 - YOU-- - SEE THAT? 808 00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:21,017 THAT'S--THAT'S KAREN. 809 00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:22,686 YOU DON'T GET IT. 810 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,020 TELL ME. 811 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:27,023 - DANNI, I'M TRYING. - OK. 812 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:28,425 YOU KNOW I'M ON YOUR SIDE. 813 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,960 - YOU'RE ON MY SIDE? - YES. 814 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,529 SO THEN GIVE ME MY KEY BACK SO I CAN GO MAKE SOME MORE MONEY. 815 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:33,797 WHERE ARE YOU STAYING? 816 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:35,832 YOU KNOW I'LL TAKE THAT KEY, RIGHT? 817 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:37,734 DO IT. 818 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:40,971 BOY, DON'T DO THAT! 819 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:43,306 I'LL ... YOU RIGHT HERE ON THIS CARPET LIKE A RABBIT. 820 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,142 - DO YOU WANT THAT? - GIVE ME IT! 821 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,810 IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE? 822 00:35:46,879 --> 00:35:50,046 I DON'T KNOW THEM, BUT GIVE ME THE DAMN KEY. 823 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,753 THAT'S NOT IT. NO. 824 00:35:58,090 --> 00:35:59,923 ACTUALLY, COME ON. HELP ME OUT. 825 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,124 - DANNI! - SEE? SEE? 826 00:36:01,193 --> 00:36:04,327 YOU WERE GONNA DO IT, WEREN'T YOU? 827 00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:06,730 IT FEELS GOOD. 828 00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:08,064 WHOO! 829 00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:10,967 WAS GOOD TO MYSELF. 830 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,073 YOU AIN'T SHIT. 831 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,542 THANK YOU. 832 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,077 YOU JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND. SHE REMINDS ME EVERY DAY. 833 00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:26,082 WHY THESE KEYS SO SWEATY? 834 00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:28,485 I GOT A WARM BOSOM. 835 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,989 ZAC: THEY'LL SHORT-CIRCUIT THE CART. 836 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:39,596 CART COMING THROUGH! CART COMING THROUGH! 837 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,565 YO, KHAKIS, I SAID "CART COMING THROUGH," BRO. 838 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,667 YOU AIN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION. 839 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,120 WOMAN: EXCUSE ME. 840 00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:17,968 MAN: IT AIN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE. 841 00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,336 EXCUSE ME? 842 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:22,005 MARRIAGE. TRUST ME. 843 00:37:22,074 --> 00:37:24,441 OH. OK. 844 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:28,245 UH, AARON CARTER. 845 00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:30,146 KAREN. 846 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:31,581 HOW ARE YOU? 847 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,150 TIRED. EXCUSE ME. 848 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,121 YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT ATTITUDE, 849 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:39,623 IS WHY YOU'RE SINGLE. 850 00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:43,927 OH! FIRST OF ALL, YOU ASSHOLE, I'M NOT SINGLE. 851 00:37:43,996 --> 00:37:46,363 AND SECOND OF ALL, WATCH WHO THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING TO. 852 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:48,465 YOU DO THE SAME WITH YOUR RUDE ASS. 853 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:49,699 RUDE. ME? 854 00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,601 YEAH. I'M JUST SAYING HI TO YOU. 855 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,637 - YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY HI BACK? - WHATEVER. OK? 856 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:56,773 SEE? THAT'S WHY I DATE WHITE WOMEN. 857 00:37:56,842 --> 00:38:00,176 YOU TRY AND GIVE A SISTER A CHANCE, THEY GOT ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERY DAMN THING. 858 00:38:00,245 --> 00:38:02,112 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. A CHANCE? 859 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,747 WHAT CHANCE? 860 00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:05,181 YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A CHANCE EVEN WHEN YOU WALKED UP HERE. 861 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:08,451 OK, SO, YES, YES. SOME OF US DO HAVE AN ATTITUDE 862 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,853 'CAUSE WE ARE TIRED OF PLAYING WEAK 863 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:11,621 SO SORRY-ASS ...LIKE YOU COULD FEEL STRONG-- 864 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,923 - NOW, HOLD ON-- - NO, NO, NO, NO. OK? 865 00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:16,159 WE ARE TIRED OF DUMBING OURSELVES DOWN 866 00:38:16,228 --> 00:38:18,261 SO THAT YOUR EGO CAN BE INFLATED. 867 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:21,731 TIRED OF PLAYING YOUR MAMA, YOUR DADDY, AND YOUR DAMN THERAPIST 868 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,868 WHEN ALL WE REALLY WANT TO DO IS JUST BE. HMM? 869 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,569 BE US, BE WOMEN. 870 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,205 SO GET THE ...OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT, OK? 871 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:32,275 THAT WAY. BYE, ... 872 00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:37,180 [CHEERING AND TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 873 00:38:37,249 --> 00:38:38,181 WOMAN: ...WITH YOUR TIRED ASS. 874 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,949 WOMAN: NEXT TIME, BRING POPCORN. 875 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,059 [BEEP] GARY, ON RECORDING: HEY, BABE. 876 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:50,827 BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY. 877 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:54,698 I JUST CALLED INTO ALBUQUERQUE, LAST-MINUTE THINGS. 878 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:57,734 SO I CAN'T SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING. 879 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:01,237 I LOVE YOU. HOPE YOU'RE KICKING ASS TODAY. 880 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,920 AARON: HEY. 881 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,254 LEAVE ME ALONE. 882 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:19,756 PLEASE? 883 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:21,324 YOU WANT TO GET CUSSED OUT AGAIN? 884 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:23,460 I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE. 885 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:25,295 OK, GOOD. NOW YOU CAN BE GONE. 886 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:28,031 AARON: COME ON, LOOK. I'M GOING THROUGH SOME THINGS, TOO, ALL RIGHT? 887 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:30,700 I JUST FOUND OUT MY WIFE IS SCREWING AROUND ON ME. 888 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:35,038 I'M MAD. I CAME OUT HERE. I SAW YOU, AND I ENDED UP TAKING IT OUT ON YOU 889 00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:40,243 WHEN IT'S REALLY ALL MY STUFF, SO I APOLOGIZE. 890 00:39:40,312 --> 00:39:42,779 WAS SHE WHITE? 891 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:45,482 I DON'T KNOW WHY RACE REALLY HAS TO COME INTO IT. 892 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,251 OH, SHE WAS WHITE. 893 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:49,753 AARON: LOOK... 894 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,755 I GOT SOME ICE CREAM, TOO. 895 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,289 DO YOU WANT SOME COMPANY? 896 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:55,258 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 897 00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:57,260 YOU CUSSED ME OUT LIKE YOU DID. 898 00:39:57,329 --> 00:39:59,295 CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE? 899 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:02,799 ALL RIGHT. 900 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:05,101 WELL, YOU GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, SO... 901 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,803 I'LL BE OVER SITTING IN MY TRUCK 902 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,371 GOING INTO A SUGAR COMA, TOO. 903 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,806 - DO THAT. - YEAH. 904 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:14,210 WAIT, UM... KIND YOU GOT? 905 00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,315 VANILLA? 906 00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:24,154 THANKS. 907 00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,321 REALLY? 908 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,323 GET IN. 909 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,274 CAN WE START OVER? 910 00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:45,875 I'M AARON. 911 00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:49,312 KAREN. 912 00:40:49,381 --> 00:40:51,347 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, KAREN. 913 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,817 YOU, TOO. 914 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:56,052 THANKS FOR THE ICE CREAM. 915 00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:01,958 OH, MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 916 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:07,597 WHAT THE ... 917 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:11,968 ANNOUNCER: NEXT ON "SISTAS"... 918 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:14,103 - HAVE A SEAT. - HONORED TO BE INVITED. 919 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,840 - WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? - ANYTHING BLACK. 920 00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:18,908 I'M JUST MAD AT EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD TODAY. 921 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:22,245 I WISH I COULD JUST SHOOT FIRE FROM MY BOOBS AND BURN 'EM ALL OFF THE PLANET. 922 00:41:22,314 --> 00:41:23,646 DAMN, THAT'S HARSH. 923 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:24,948 YOU NOT GONNA ASK FOR MY NUMBER? 924 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:28,184 I AM NOT GONNA LET SOME HORRIBLE, MISERABLE 925 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:31,387 WICKED PERSON WITHOUT A SOUL DESTROY MY MARRIAGE. 926 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:33,723 JASMINE: ANYONE WHO SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S HUSBAND 927 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,358 IS CLEARLY THE DEVIL. 928 00:41:35,427 --> 00:41:36,793 I AM TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT! 929 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,328 - BABY-- - NO, GET OUT! 930 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,630 - BABY, PLEASE. - GET OUT!