- KAREN, SHE'S HERE. - WHO?
- HIS WIFE. - PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
JASMIN: HE'S A LIAR, A CHEATER.
ANDI: CHEATER? JASMIN: AN ABUSER.
ANDI: AN ABUSER?
SABRINA: HE KISSED A MAN.
KAREN: YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MAN
THAT YOU MET LAST NIGHT?
SABRINA: YES. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. DANNI: SORRY, SORRY.
AARON: I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
I'M GOING THROUGH SOME THINGS, TOO, ALL RIGHT?
I JUST FOUND OUT MY WIFE IS SCREWING AROUND ON ME.
I GOT SOME ICE CREAM, TOO.
DO YOU WANT SOME COMPANY?
AARON: I'M AARON. KAREN: KAREN.
AARON: IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, KAREN.
KAREN: CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
AARON: YEAH.
KAREN: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
AARON: 37.
KAREN: HMM. YOU'RE THE PERFECT AGE TO ASK.
AARON: WHAT IS IT?
KAREN: HOW COME YOU ... SO FULL OF SHIT?
AARON: OH, COME ON. KAREN: NO, NO.
ME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS IS ALL GOING THROUGH THINGS. WHY?
AARON: MAYBE IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MEN.
KAREN: WHAT?
AARON: WELL, MAYBE IT'S ABOUT THE WOMEN
WHO ARE CHOOSING THOSE KINDS OF MEN.
KAREN: OK. WHATEVER.
JUST FORGET I ASKED. FORGET I ASKED.
AARON: [SCOFFS] SEE? YOU WON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR THAT, WILL YOU?
KAREN: YOU GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOUR WIFE SCREWING SOMEBODY ELSE?
AARON: WHOA.
ENJOY YOUR ICE CREAM. YEAH?
KAREN: MM-HMM. BYE.
AARON: BYE.
KAREN: [SIGHS] OH, ...
HEY, HEY. LOOK, I OWE YOU $8 FOR THE ICE CREAM.
AARON: YOU KEEP IT. KAREN: NO.
LOOK, I'M BEING AN ASSHOLE TO YOU. I'M SORRY.
AARON: LOOK, WE'RE BOTH HAVING A BAD NIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.
KAREN: I KNOW, BUT STILL. I MEAN, I SHOULDN'T...
I PROMISE YOU I'M NOT THIS TYPE OF PERSON, OK?
I JUST...I WAS JUST CHEATED ON
BY A MAN THAT I INVESTED IN,
AND THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, I KNOW.
OK, I'M SORRY.
AND I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE, I REALLY AM. OK?
I'M JUST...MAD AT EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD TODAY.
I WISH I COULD JUST SHOOT FIRE FROM MY BOOBS
AND BURN THEM ALL OFF THE PLANET.
AARON: DAMN, THAT'S HARSH.
KAREN: YEAH, IT IS.
AARON: WELL, I'M GLAD GOD IS GOD AND YOU'RE NOT.
KAREN: YOU BETTER BE. [SCOFFS]
AARON: LISTEN...
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. YEAH?
KAREN: I'M SORRY.
AARON: I'M SURE.
I HOPE YOU TAKE CARE.
KAREN: YOU'RE NOT GONNA ASK FOR MY NUMBER?
AARON: I'M NOT SURE I WANT IT.
KAREN: OH, OK. OK. RIGHT.
AARON: HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. KAREN: YOU, TOO.
AARON: YEAH.
KAREN: GOOD NIGHT.
HEH.
STILL GOT IT.
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
DANNI: GIRL.
SABRINA: HEY.
DANNI: YOU BETTER TALK ME DOWN.
SABRINA: WHAT'S WRONG?
DANNI: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
SABRINA: GIRL, LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE.
HE DON'T WANT YOU.
DANNI: EXCUSE ME?
SABRINA: I'M SORRY. MY BAD.
DANNI: NO, DON'T DO THAT.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY, DANNI. TELL ME.
DANNI: DON'T GET SHORT WITH ME.
YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE. IT'S LATE.
SABRINA: OH, I'M SORRY. TELL ME, WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
DANNI: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MY SITUATION.
I'M TALKING ABOUT ANDI'S SITUATION.
SABRINA: WHAT DID SHE DO?
DANNI: NOT HER. HER MAN, GARY.
SABRINA: WHAT HAPPENED?
DANNI: I'M AT WORK, RIGHT? GUESS WHO I SEE
SITTING ACROSS THE GATE WITH SOME HO ON HIS ARM.
SABRINA: GIRL, THIS IS TOO MANY QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
DANNI: GARY!
SABRINA: ANDI'S GARY?
DANNI: HOLD UP, I'LL SHOW YOU.
[PHONE BEEPS]
SABRINA: WAIT.
NO, NO, NO, WAIT. I CAN'T SEE HIM. GO CLOSER.
SABRINA: OH, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I'M GONNA GET CLOSER.
SABRINA: OH, MY GOD, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. LET ME CALL KAREN.
LET ME CALL KAREN, AND I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
DANNI: I NEED TO GET HIM SOME HOT ASS COFFEE,
SPILL IT ON HIS LAP.
SABRINA: NO, WAIT, DANNI, HOLD ON.
[PHONE BEEPS]
KAREN: I'M DRIVING. SABRINA: HEY, HOLD ON.
I GOT TO PATCH YOU IN WITH DANNI.
- HOLD ON. GIVE ME A SECOND. - OH, PERFECT.
I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GUY I MET.
DANNI: HOLD ON, BITCH. WE IN CRISIS MODE.
KAREN: DANNI?
DANNI: I'M AT THE AIRPORT, I'M LOOKING AT GARY
WITH SOME HO ON HIS ARM.
KAREN: WAIT. DANNI: YEP.
AND I'M ABOUT TO BUST HIM.
KAREN: NO. DANNI: WHAT?
KAREN: DON'T--DON'T DO THAT.
SABRINA: GIRL, WE KNOW WE CAN'T STOP HER.
KAREN: DANNI, JUST WAIT. WAIT, OK? YOU NEED TO WAIT.
DANNI: NAH, I'M GOING. I'M GOING IN.
KAREN: WAIT. DANNI: WHY? WHAT?
KAREN: DANNI, I'M SERIOUS.
DANNI: NOPE, I'M GOING OVER THERE.
SABRINA: NO, DON'T. DON'T DO IT. STOP.
KAREN: DID YOU STOP? DANNI: YES, I'M HERE.
- WHAT IS IT? - OK, HOLD ON, OK.
I'M GONNA PUT ANDI ON THE LINE.
DANNI: OK, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
KAREN: HOLD ON. DON'T MOVE UNTIL I GET BACK.
OK? DON'T MOVE.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
ANDI: HEY. HE LEFT A VOICE MESSAGE--
KAREN: NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, OK? LISTEN.
DANNI'S AT THE AIRPORT. SHE SAW GARY WITH SOME WOMAN.
ANDI: WHAT? KAREN: YEAH.
DID YOU KNOW HE WAS GOING TO THE AIRPORT?
ANDI: HE LEFT A MESSAGE SAYING HE WAS GOING OUT OF TOWN.
WAIT, HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO ALBUQUERQUE.
OH, SHIT. THAT'S WHERE SHE'S FROM. STOP HER.
KAREN: OK, HOLD ON.
OK.
DANNI: IS SHE ON? KAREN AND ANDI: YES.
DANNI: OK, I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP, SO...
KAREN: WAIT. ANDI: WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
DANNI: IT DON'T MATTER, THEY BOTH ABOUT TO BE BLOODIED.
LIKE, [LAUGHS]
ANDI: DANNI, TELL ME.
DANNI: LIGHT SKIN, LONG HAIR.
KAREN: WAIT.
DANNI: NOPE, GOING OVER THERE, DOING IT.
ANDI: DANNI, THAT'S HIS WIFE.
SABRINA: WHAT, HIS WIFE?
ANDI: YES.
DANNI: YOU ABOUT TO GET ME STABBED. HMM?
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
DANNI: NO, BITCHES, MY HOUSE. 30 MINUTES. BRING LIQUOR.
WOMAN: ♪ AHH, DON'T TEST ME ♪
♪ AHH, DON'T TEST ME ♪
♪ A WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR, AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A BEAT DROP ♪
♪ AHH, DON'T TEST ME ♪
♪ AHH, DON'T TEST ME... ♪
SABRINA: NO. NO, SIR.
WOMAN: ♪ LADIES, IF YOU FEEL ME THROW ME UP ♪
♪ AND LET THE BEAT ROCK ♪
DANNI: OK, SOMEBODY BETTER EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
SABRINA: WAIT UNTIL EVERYBODY ELSE GETS HERE.
DANNI: SHE'S SLEEPING WITH A MARRIED MAN?
WHO DOES THAT?
SABRINA: DANNI.
DANNI: I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?
MMM.
SABRINA: HER?
DANNI: WHAT?
SABRINA: WELL...
DANNI: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS MARRIED.
SABRINA: BUT YOU FOUND OUT.
DANNI: YEAH, AND I BROKE IT OFF.
SABRINA: ABOUT A YEAR LATER, DANNI.
DANNI: WOW. ARE YOU JUDGING ME?
SABRINA: YOU KNOW I'M NOT JUDGING YOU.
DANNI: OK, THEN LET'S STICK TO THE SUBJECT.
STOP BRINGING UP OLD SHIT ABOUT OLD DICK.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS 70. HE LOOKED GOOD FOR HIS AGE.
SABRINA: MY GOD, DANNI.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, JUST...
MAYBE THEY DIDN'T TELL US BECAUSE WE DIDN'T TELL THEM. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
DANNI: YEAH, BUT I KNOW KAREN KNEW.
SABRINA: DANNI, HOW YOU KNOW?
DANNI: YOU KNOW THEY TALK ALL THE TIME.
STOP FRONTING ON ME, MAN.
SABRINA: CAN WE JUST...SIMMER? JUST WAIT.
DANNI: NO. REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT AT DINNER?
EVERY TIME I TRIED TO BRING IT UP, EVERY TIME,
SHE KEPT CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
SABRINA: YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. THEY DO THAT.
[SIGHS]
BUT LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. HMM?
LET THEM JUST EXPLAIN THEMSELVES WHEN THEY GET HERE.
DANNI: OK. [LAUGHS]
SABRINA: GENTLE, DANNI.
DANNI: GIRL, YOU ALREADY KNOW I DON'T DO GENTLE.
SABRINA: BE GENTLE. [KNOCK ON DOOR]
DANNI: COME ON IN, BITCH.
KAREN: WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
DANNI: OH, WHAT'S UP, HUH? DID YOU KNOW?
KAREN: LET'S JUST WAIT TILL SHE GETS HERE, OK?
DANNI: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
KAREN: YES.
DANNI: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
KAREN: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THE MAN
THAT YOU WAS SEEING THAT WAS MARRIED FOR A YEAR, HUH?
DANNI: OH! YOU TOLD THEM? HUH? HUH?
SABRINA: IT JUST CAME UP.
DANNI: OH. SEE, I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT BETWEEN US. HMM?
I BROKE IT OFF.
KAREN: WELL, SHE WILL, TOO.
DANNI: SHE BETTER.
HMM. I TALKED TO ZAC.
KAREN: OH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.
DANNI: WE'RE DOING THAT NOW?
KAREN: NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
LISTEN, I WENT TO WORK, AND I TOLD MYSELF,
I'M NOT DOING THIS TO MYSELF,
SO NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
DANNI: YES, YOU DO. KAREN: I DON'T CARE. NO.
- NO, I DON'T. - ARE YOU SURE, KAREN?
KAREN: NO, I DO NOT CARE-- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHO HE'S WITH ALREADY. NO, I'M SERIOUS, SABRINA.
ANDI: DON'T LOOK SO HAPPY TO SEE ME.
HELLO.
SABRINA: WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
ANDI: NO SHIT.
KAREN: I BROUGHT WINE.
ANDI: THAT'S GREAT. KAREN: MM-HMM.
ANDI: I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER. WHO'S GOT A JOINT?
DANNI: LOOK, YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA PAY ME FOR MY WEED. OK?
SABRINA: WHEN DO YOU PAY FOR THINGS?
ANDI: YOU OWE ME SO MUCH MONEY.
KAREN: SHE DON'T OWE ME NOTHING 'CAUSE I DON'T GIVE HER NOTHING.
ANDI: I COULD CLAIM HER ON MY TAXES, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
KAREN: DO IT. SABRINA: YOU SHOULD.
DANNI: I GOT TO GET IT. IT'S IN MY BEDROOM.
I KEEP IT IN THE NIGHTSTAND.
KAREN: SHE AIN'T GOT NO BEDROOM.
THERE'S A BED IN THE KITCHEN. IT'S A STUDIO--
SABRINA: DID YOU EVEN GET HER A HOUSEWARMING GIFT?
KAREN: I'LL GET A HOUSEWARMING GIFT WHEN SHE GETS A HOUSE.
ANDI: COULD YOU HURRY WITH THE WEED, PLEASE?
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
ANDI: HA HA! HA HA HA!
KAREN: OK. THERE'S SO MANY SINGLE MEN OUT THERE.
DANNI: BILL CLINTON. SABRINA: WHAT? WHAT?
ANDI: WHO?
SABRINA: WAIT, BUT WE HAD A NO MARRIED GUYS PACT.
ANDI: OK, SABRINA, I KNOW THAT.
SABRINA: WELL, EXPLAIN IT.
ANDI: HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
DANNI: HE LOOK GOOD. ANDI: EXACTLY.
AND HE'S EVERYTHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
SABRINA: BUT HE'S MARRIED. ANDI: BUT NOT FOR LONG.
DANNI: GIRL, THE ... BE LYING TO YOU,
TALKING ABOUT SOME IF YOU JUST KISS IT,
I'LL LEAVE HER. [SCOFFS]
HE DIDN'T SAY THAT TO YOU?
ANDI: NO.
DANNI: OK. WELL, WHAT ABOUT, "JUST THE TIP,
AND I'LL LEAVE HER AND THE KIDS"?
KAREN: [COUGHS] [LAUGHTER]
SABRINA: DANNI. DANNI: WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME?
KAREN: GIRL, I LOVE YOUR LIFE. IT'S JUST ... UP.
SABRINA: I KNOW, RIGHT?
KAREN: DON'T CRY.
DANNI: I DON'T CARE.
SABRINA: BUT, ANDI, SERIOUSLY,
YOU REALLY THINK HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE HER?
KAREN: WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST--
DANNI: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN Y'ALL NOT TELLING US EVERYTHING.
YOU START TALKING FOR HER LIKE YOU'RE THE LAWYER.
SABRINA: HMM. YOU GUYS DO DO THAT.
DANNI: I KNOW IT.
ANDI: OK, BUT Y'ALL HAVE TO SWEAR
NOT TO TELL ANYONE.
SABRINA: WELL, I DO. OF COURSE.
ANDI: THANK YOU. DANNI? DANNI: YEAH.
KAREN: ANDI, DON'T TELL THIS, GIRL.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE TALKS.
DANNI: I'M SICK OF YOU.
I'M GETTING REAL SICK OF YOU.
KAREN: OH, YOU'RE SICK OF ME? DANNI: YEAH.
'CAUSE I KEEP SECRETS.
THAT WAS ONE TIME, AND I WAS UPSET.
KAREN: DANNI, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET MAD AGAIN?
DANNI: I WAS YOUNG. I WAS ANGRY.
KAREN: YOU WAS YOUNG? DANNI: STOP BRINGING UP OLD SHIT.
KAREN: IT WAS 6 MONTHS AGO. DANNI: OK.
ARE YOU GONNA TELL US?
ANDI: CAN I JUST SAY THAT I KNOW
HE'S GETTING A DIVORCE.
DANNI: HE LYING TO YOU. SABRINA: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT?
ANDI: NO, I KNOW IT.
AND I KNOW BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M A DIVORCE ATTORNEY.
AND I WENT TO THE COURT AND I SAW THE DOCUMENTS BEING FILED.
SO HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH, DANNI.
SABRINA: I MEAN... THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
ANDI: YES, IT-- DANNI: NO.
'CAUSE THE MAN I SAW WAS NOT GETTING A DIVORCE.
ANDI: OK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DANNI: THE WOMAN WAS ALL IN HIS ARMPITS.
SHE WAS IN THERE LIKE DEODORANT.
ANDI: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
DANNI: LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU WHAT I SAW.
THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS. LIKE, SHE SAT DOWN WITH HIM.
ANDI: LIKE WHAT?
DANNI: LIKE THIS.
AND SHE WAS LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THIS.
SABRINA: I'M GETTING TURNED ON, DANNI.
KAREN: OK, Y'ALL BOTH NEED TO STOP. RIGHT NOW.
BOTH OF Y'ALL. DO YOU SEE HER? COME ON.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
ANDI: NO, IT'S OK. I'M FINE.
DANNI: LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, OK?
ANDI: I AM FINE.
I'M PERFECTLY GROUNDED IN REALITY.
BUT THANKS FOR CARING.
DANNI: OOH. OH.
THAT MEANS SHE'S SPRUNG.
ANDI: I'M NOT. RIGHT, KAREN?
KAREN: [GULP]
[SLURP]
ANDI: I AM NOT...KAREN.
KAREN: HMM? ANDI: I'M NOT SPRUNG.
DANNI: MMM.
KAREN: TAKE A SIP, GIRL. THIS IS GOOD. THIS IS GOOD WINE.
ANDI: NO, DON'T CHEERS. DANNI: HA HA HA!
KAREN: THIS IS GOOD WINE.
ANDI: I DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
KAREN: I KNOW.
ANDI: AM I THAT DUMB?
KAREN: NO.
HE IS.
ANDI: I'M BEING PLAYED.
KAREN: YOU AND ME BOTH.
ANDI: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME, KAREN? HMM? HMM?
KAREN: YOU FORGOT THE "N."
ANDI: WHAT?
KAREN: IT'S WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME WITH AN "N."
AS IN, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MEN.
ANDI: [SCOFFS]
KAREN, WE ARE SMART
AND STRONG, INDEPENDENT.
WE GOT OUR OWN MONEY. KAREN: YEAH.
ANDI: WE CUTE AS HELL. KAREN: YEAH.
DANNI: WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING WRAPPED UP IN THESE CLOWNS?
IT'S RIDICULOUS. KAREN: I KNOW.
GOSH.
ANDI: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING "I KNOW"?
KAREN: WELL, I DO.
I'M IN IT WITH YOU.
ANDI: I KNOW.
KAREN: YOU'RE SAYING "I KNOW."
ANDI: I JUST...
I CAN'T DO THIS TO MYSELF ANYMORE.
KAREN: I KNOW. ANDI: DON'T...SAY IT.
KAREN: I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
ANDI: DO YOU THINK THAT DANNI REALLY SAW
WHAT SHE SAYS SHE SAW?
I MEAN, SHE'S HIGH ALL THE TIME. I MEAN, HEH HEH.
MAYBE SHE SAW SOMETHING ELSE?
KAREN: DANNI IS A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SHE AIN'T NO LIAR.
ANDI: THEN THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
WHY WOULD HE LIE TO ME, AND THEN SHE COME INTO MY FIRM
AND WANT A DIVORCE,
BUT THEN BE HUGGED UP WITH HIM AT THE AIRPORT?
KAREN: YOU KNOW THAT I AM-- ANDI: IS SHE PLAYING ME?
KAREN: CONSPIRACY THEORIST 101,
BUT THAT SHIT WOULD BE CRAZY AS HELL.
ANDI: WELL, YOU KNOW SHE HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE.
- SHE COULD BE DOING IT-- - I KNOW, YOU TOLD ME THAT.
YOU TOLD ME THAT, BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
IF SHE WANTS TO BLOW YOUR SHIT UP, SHE WOULD HAVE DONE IT.
ANDI: WHAT IF SHE WAS JUST WAITING FOR--
KAREN: OK, STOP. STOP. ANDI, STOP.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST JUDGES OF CHARACTER, OK?
ANDI: YEAH. KAREN: JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU ALWAYS KNOW.
IS SHE PLAYING YOU?
ANDI: NO.
KAREN: SEE?
ANDI: EITHER SHE HAS NO IDEA
OR SHE IS THE BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD.
KAREN: THERE YOU HAVE IT.
ANDI: HE MUST BE A GOOD ACTOR, TOO.
KAREN: NO, GIRL, HE LYING.
ANDI: I KNOW.
KAREN: LISTEN, DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
ANDI: I KNOW.
KAREN: NOW YOU SAYING "I KNOW" AGAIN.
ANDI: I KNOW, OK?
KAREN: SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
ANDI: IT'S OVER.
I AM DONE. I CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF.
IT'S DEAD.
KAREN: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT ZAC. IT'S OVER.
ANDI: THAT'S RIGHT. KAREN: IT IS DONE.
ANDI: IT'S DONE! IT'S DEAD. KAREN: DEAD.
ANDI: HA HA HA! WE DON'T NEED THEM.
HA HA HA!
WE DON'T NEED THEM.
MM-MMM. NOPE. THAT'S IT. HA HA HA!
KAREN: YOU DOING ALL RIGHT? ANDI: YEAH, MM-HMM.
YEAH, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
KAREN: LET ME TAKE THAT. ANDI: YEP.
DANNI: THANKS, GIRL.
THEM BITCHES LEFT LIKE I'M THE MAID OR SOMETHING.
SABRINA: IT'S OK. SHE'S DISTRAUGHT. I'LL HELP.
DANNI: SHE CAN BE DISTRAUGHT AND PICK UP AFTER HERSELF.
SABRINA: [SIGHS] COME ON, DANNI. HERE.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SABRINA: OH, NO.
NO, SIR.
DANNI: THAT'S HIM? SABRINA: [SIGHS] YEAH.
DANNI: JUST ASK HIM.
SABRINA: NO.
DANNI: OK, I'M GONNA DO SOME RESEARCH.
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER HE WAS DOING WITH THAT GUY
JUST DIDN'T SIT RIGHT WITH ME.
DANNI: OH. WELL, WHAT'S HIS HANDLE?
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
DANNI: WHAT'S HIS FIRST AND LAST NAME?
SABRINA: CALVIN RODNEY.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SABRINA: [GASPS] CALVIN: HELLO?
SABRINA: DAMMIT.
CALVIN: HELLO? SABRINA: HI.
CALVIN: HEY, HOW ARE YOU? SABRINA: HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GOOD.
CALVIN: I TEXT YOU ALL DAY.
SABRINA: YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S--
IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG DAY.
CALVIN: OH, YEAH? SABRINA: YEAH.
CALVIN: WHY DON'T YOU TELL CALVIN ALL ABOUT IT?
SABRINA: YOU KNOW, I JUST WORKED A LOT.
AND ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS IS GOING THROUGH IT,
SO I'M JUST--I'M TIRED.
CALVIN: OH, UH, OK. WELL, UH...
GUESS I'LL LET YOU GO.
SABRINA: OK. CALVIN: LUNCH TOMORROW?
SABRINA: WELL, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DO AT THE BANK.
THE FIRST IS OUR BUSIEST DAY, YOU KNOW.
CALVIN: IT'S THE NINTH.
SABRINA: UM, YEAH, SEE, THAT IS LITERALLY HOW TIRED I AM.
CALVIN: OK, COME ON. WHAT'S THE DEAL?
SABRINA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CALVIN: LOOK, I'M A GROWN MAN.
YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAMES.
SABRINA: I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES.
CALVIN: THEN WHAT IS IT?
I MEAN, WE HAD TWO GREAT DINNERS AND NOW YOU'RE AVOIDING ME.
SABRINA: I'M NOT AVOIDING YOU.
CALVIN: OK, HOW ABOUT THIS?
WHY DON'T YOU HIT ME UP WHEN YOU WANT TO?
SABRINA: COME ON, CALVIN. DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
CALVIN: BE LIKE WHAT?
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S AVOIDING ME.
SABRINA: I'M REALLY NOT BLOWING YOU OFF. I'M JUST--
CALVIN: ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
SABRINA: HELLO? HELLO?
DANNI: OH, HE HUNG UP?
SABRINA: YEAH.
DANNI: WELL, GIRL, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA HAVE THE TEA.
I'LL HAVE TO YOU BY THE MORNING.
SABRINA: I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO BE AT WORK
IN A FEW HOURS.
DANNI: WHATEVER.
SABRINA: ARE YOU SURE?
DANNI: DO YOU KNOW I STAY ON THE 'GRAM ALL NIGHT
WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP.
SABRINA: OK, THANKS.
JUST LOCK YOUR DOOR, OK?
DANNI: OK. I WISH A BITCH WOULD WALK UP IN HERE ON ME.
HE'LL REGRET IT.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT, GIRL. I LOVE YOU.
DANNI: LOVE YOU, TOO.
SABRINA: GET THE DOOR.
GARY: HEY, BABY. ANDI: YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
GARY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ANDI: I MEAN, YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
GARY: I KNOW I DISAPPEARED.
BUT I HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN.
ANDI: WHERE?
GARY: I TOLD YOU, TO NEW MEXICO.
ANDI: AND WHY?
GARY: I HAD A FAMILY EMERGENCY.
ANDI: WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY?
GARY: SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.
ANDI: WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
GARY: AM I ON THE STAND HERE?
ARE YOU CROSS-EXAMINING ME?
ANDI: WHERE DID YOU GO? WHO WERE YOU WITH?
AND HOW DID YOU GET THERE?
GARY: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ANDI: HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
HMM, GARY? I MEAN, I KNOW WE MET AT A GROCERY STORE,
BUT HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
HOW DOES YOUR GYM HAPPEN TO BE ACROSS THE STREET?
GARY: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ANDI: AM I GAME TO YOU, GARY?
GARY: ANDI.
ANDI: YOU COME INTO THIS HOUSE AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING
LIKE I'M SOME $2.00 WHORE THAT YOU GET TO ...
WHEN YOUR WIFE ISN'T LOOKING.
AND THEN YOU SNEAK...
I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT.
GARY: I KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I WORRY ABOUT?
HERE I AM MARRIED
AND I MEET THIS INCREDIBLE WOMAN
WHO GIVES ME EVERYTHING THAT I NEED.
AND...
YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE,
SO MUCH BETTER.
I'M SO SORRY, ANDI.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE THIS.
IF YOU WANT ME TO,
I WILL GO HOME AND TELL HER THAT I'M LEAVING HER RIGHT NOW,
AND I WILL GET MY STUFF
AND I'LL BRING IT OVER IF YOU WANT ME TO.
I WILL.
ANDI: DO IT.
GARY: OK, BUT YOU KNOW THIS IS GONNA DEVASTATE MY KIDS, RIGHT?
IT WILL.
THIS IS NOT A GAME.
GEE HAS AUTISM.
AND IF I'M GONE FOR MORE THAN DAY,
HE HAS MAJOR ISSUES WITH IT.
I CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU AND HER.
BABY, YOU'RE THE ONE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU
AND BREAKING UP THE LIFE THAT THEY KNOW.
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
ANDI: I DON'T CARE.
GARY: YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
ANDI: I DO.
NOW YOU MAKE A DAMN DECISION, AND YOU MAKE IT NOW.
GARY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THIS.
WHAT DID I MISS?
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN WHEN I WAS GONE?
ANDI: GARY...
GARY: ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE?
ANDI: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THAT QUESTION?
GARY: I HAVE THIS RING.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
ANDI: YOU ARE MARRIED.
GARY: I WON'T ALWAYS BE.
ANDI: TAKE THAT RING...
AND LEAVE.
GARY: BABY.
ANDI: WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME, HUH?
GARY: JUST...TELL ME, WHAT IS IT?
ANDI: I AM TIRED OF THIS.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
I'M TIRED.
GARY: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THIS.
ANDI: I AM TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
I'M DONE. GARY: BABY.
ANDI: NOW GET OUT.
GARY: BABY, PLEASE. ANDI: GET OUT!
GARY: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
ANDI: GO!
[SOBS]
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
HEY.
KAREN: WHAT'S WRONG?
ANDI: HE CAME TO THIS DAMN HOUSE.
KAREN: WHAT'D HE SAY?
ANDI: JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT.
I AM SO MAD AT HIM.
KAREN: OK, I KNOW YOU MUST BE.
ANDI: I JUST WANT TO ... HIM UP.
KAREN: ANDI, THAT AIN'T YOU, GIRL. COME ON.
ANDI: I BELIEVED HIM.
KAREN: I KNOW.
ANDI: DON'T START WITH THE "I KNOW" SHIT, KAREN.
KAREN: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.
ANDI: [SIGHS] I GOTTA GO.
KAREN: OK. I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
MAN: ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE ♪
SECOND MAN: ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE MYSELF AGAIN ♪
MAN: ♪ MYSELF AGAIN ♪
SABRINA: WE NEED TO GET THE AUDIT FINISHED.
MAURICE: OK.
SABRINA: TODAY, MAURICE,
'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF COVERING FOR YOU. HERE YOU GO.
MAURICE: OH, YOU ON ONE OF THEM TODAY, HUH?
SABRINA: MAURICE.
MAURICE: OK, I'LL GET IT DONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
SABRINA: NEXT.
MAURICE: NEXT.
CAN I HELP YOU?
CALVIN: YES, I JUST NEED TO MAKE A DEPOSIT.
MAURICE: I.D., PLEASE.
CALVIN: BRO, I'VE BEEN COMING IN HERE EVERY WEEK.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BY NOW?
MAURICE: YOU ALWAYS GO TO MY CO-WORKER, SO NO.
CALVIN: WELL, FROM NOW ON, I'LL BE COMING TO YOU.
MAURICE: OOH.
CALVIN: SO DO YOU THINK YOU CAN REMEMBER MY NAME?
MAURICE: IT'LL BE VERY EASY TO DO, SIR.
CALVIN: THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE IT.
MAURICE: THERE YOU ARE, MR. RODNEY.
CALVIN: NO, PLEASE, CALL ME CALVIN.
MAURICE: WELL, I'M MAURICE.
CALVIN: NICE TO MEET YOU, MAURICE. THANK YOU.
MAURICE: IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU?
CALVIN: YOU REMEMBERING WHO I AM IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW.
MAURICE: I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
CALVIN: WELL, THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT.
YOU THINK I CAN GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
MAURICE: YES. YES.
CALVIN: OK, COOL. THANKS.
THINK WE COULD MEET UP FOR COFFEE LATER?
MAURICE: YES.
CALVIN: ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA CALL YOU.
MAURICE: OK.
BYE, CALVIN.
SABRINA: MAURICE, THIS ISN'T RIGHT.
WHAT IS THIS RIGHT HERE? YOU NEED TO REALLY SLOW DOWN.
MAURICE: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
SABRINA: YOU AND YOUR JOB.
MAURICE: NO, THAT IS RIGHT. THAT'S A 7 RIGHT THERE, BABY.
SABRINA: WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO WRITE BETTER.
MAURICE: OK. OK. I GOT IT.
I'M THE ENEMY TODAY. IT'S FINE.
SABRINA: YOU'RE NOT THE ENEMY.
MAURICE: WELL, I WILL BE.
SABRINA: WHAT?
MAURICE: GIRL, HE ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER.
SABRINA: WHAT DID HE SAY?
MAURICE: HE JUST ASKED ME FOR MY NUMBER
AND THEN INVITED ME OUT FOR A COFFEE DATE.
SABRINA: [SCOFFS]
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
MAURICE: YEAH. DO YOU MIND?
SABRINA: NO. NO, NO, NOT AT ALL,
'CAUSE HE OBVIOUSLY NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE LIKES.
MAURICE: SABRINA, I KNOW THAT YOU WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH HIM.
I COULD TELL HIM I'M NOT INTERESTED.
SABRINA: NO. NO. IT'S OK.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
MAURICE: ARE YOU SURE? SABRINA: YES.
MAURICE: I DON'T HAVE TO GO. SABRINA: NO, IT'S OK.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SO SORRY. THIS WAS TOTALLY RIGHT.
MY BAD. I MADE A MISTAKE.
UM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOT IT.
MAURICE: ARE YOU SURE?
SABRINA: YEAH. GO TO COFFEE WITH HIM.
MAURICE: I'M SORRY, SABRINA.
[PHONE RINGING]
DANNI: HEY.
SABRINA: NO NEED TO DO YOUR RESEARCH.
DANNI: WHAT HAPPENED?
SABRINA: I FOUND OUT EVERYTHING THAT I NEEDED TO KNOW.
DANNI: WHAT?
SABRINA: YEAH, GIRL, HE CAME IN HERE
AND HE ASKED MAURICE OUT ON A DATE.
DANNI: [LAUGHS]
SABRINA: DANNI.
DANNI, WHAT ARE YOU--
DANNI, ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
DID YOU PUT ME ON MUTE?
DANNI: NOTHING, GIRL.
SABRINA: UGH! YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T STAND YOU.
DANNI: [LAUGHING] I'M SORRY, GIRL.
SABRINA: YEAH, OK. WHATEVER.
DANNI: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT SHIT IS FUNNY.
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU KNOW WHAT? BYE.
DANNI: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SABRINA: NO. NO, WHATEVER. I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS.
DANNI: NO, RIRI--
SABRINA: NOPE, GOTTA GO. GOTTA GO.
[SIGHS]
DANNI: HELLO? HA!
SABRINA: ASSHOLE.
ZAC: EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. MM MM.
PLEASE EXIT TO YOUR RIGHT, LADIES, YES.
YES, FOLLOW ME. FOLLOW ME.
YES, YES. YES, YES, YES.
YES, YES.
WOMAN: WE ARE GOING TO PARTY. [CHUCKLES]
ZAC: WELL, HERE YOU GO. SHE'LL HELP YOU OUT.
WOMAN: THANK YOU.
SECOND WOMAN: YOU SHOULD COME WITH US.
WOMAN: YEAH, THAT WOULD TOTALLY ROCK.
ZAC: OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T.
WOMAN: OH, COME ON.
SECOND WOMAN: WE'RE GONNA BE ON HER DAD'S YACHT
IN THE KEYS, JUST THE THREE OF US GIRLS.
WOMAN: CAN YOU COME? ZAC: WELL, UM--
DANNI: HELLO. WOMAN: HI.
DANNI: WELCOME TO HIGHER AIRLINES.
CAN I GET YOU GUYS CHECKED IN?
WOMAN: AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET HIM
A SEAT WITH US IN FIRST CLASS.
DANNI: YOU BET. LET'S JUST GET YOU GUYS CHECKED IN HERE.
SECOND WOMAN: I'LL HIT YOU UP ON THE 'GRAM.
ZAC: OH, I DON'T--I DON'T HAVE ONE.
WOMAN: OH.
SECOND WOMAN: WELL, HERE.
THIS IS MY NUMBER. ZAC: THANK YOU.
DANNI: COME ON, LADIES, PASSENGER INFO.
WOMAN: WE'RE ALL HERE ALREADY. CAN YOU JUST CHECK US IN?
THIRD WOMAN: I'LL GO WITH YOU. COME ON.
DANNI: SU--SURE. SILLY ME.
THIRD WOMAN: SO... DANNI: CONFIRMATION NUMBER?
WOMAN: SO, ARE YOU GONNA COME WITH US?
ZAC: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
WOMAN: OK. SECOND WOMAN: COME.
ZAC: I--I WOULD, BUT I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
SECOND WOMAN: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?
JUST COME FOR THE WEEKEND.
THIRD WOMAN: BECKY? BECKY: WHAT?
THIRD WOMAN: SHE SAID SHE CAN'T FIND OUR RESERVATIONS.
BECKY: WHAT? DANNI: I'M SO SORRY.
BECKY: WE JUST CONFIRMED ONLINE.
DANNI: YOU DID? I'M JUST NOT SEEING IT HERE. OK, UM...
BECKY: OK. WELL, YOU BETTER FIND IT, THEN.
DANNI: OH. YES, MA'AM. WE WILL.
BECKY: OH, MY GOD. MY DAD IS GONNA BE SO PISSED.
ZAC: IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. WE--HEY.
LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO HERE, OK?
BECKY: OK.
DANNI: YEAH, I--I HAVE ANOTHER FLIGHT LEAVING,
BUT ALL THE SEATS ARE COACH.
BECKY: COACH? DANNI: YEAH.
BECKY: WHAT THE HELL? DANNI: I KNOW.
THIRD WOMAN: WE DON'T DO COACH.
BECKY: WELL, THAT'S ALL WE HAVE, LINDSAY.
WOMAN: HEY. LINDSAY: OH, MY GOD.
WOMAN: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL CALL MY DADDY. WE CAN USE HIS PLANE.
DANNI: GIRL. GO, DADDY. YES. BECKY: WAIT, REALLY?
WOMAN: YES, COME ON.
BECKY: YOUR AIRLINE SHOULD BE CALLED "THE LOWER."
WOMAN: MM-HMM.
DANNI: OH, SO SORRY. COME AGAIN, PLEASE.
ZAC: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, LADIES.
I APOLOGIZE GREATLY. DANNI: TAKE CARE.
ZAC: I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS NOT JUST SATISFACTORY.
THIS IS NOT A REPRESENTATION OF THE HIGHEST.
SOME OF US WORK HARDER THAN OTHERS.
WHY YOU CANCEL THEY RESERVATION?
DANNI: IF YOU GO WITH THEM WHITE GIRLS, I WILL BLACKLIST YOU.
ZAC: BLACKLIST ME?
DANNI: YEAH. AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE DO ANYTHING BLACK.
ZAC: [SCOFFS] YOU'RE CRAZY AS HELL.
DANNI: WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?
ZAC: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
DANNI: I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU, BOY.
ZAC: YOU ONLY WANT TO KNOW SO YOU COULD TELL KAREN.
DANNI: NO, I DON'T. ZAC: MM-HMM. YES, YOU DO.
DANNI: YOU KNOW I'LL FIND OUT.
ZAC: I DON'T CARE. I DON'T.
DANNI: LOOK, JUST TELL ME. ZAC: NO.
DANNI: AND YOU BETTER NOT BE WITH OLD GIRL.
ZAC: WHATEVER. BYE, DANNI.
DANNI: YOU BETTER NOT GO WITH THEM WHITE GIRLS.
DID YOU SEE "GET OUT"?
ZAC: YOU NEED HELP.
DANNI: IF THEY TRY TO GET YOU SOME TEA, DON'T DRINK IT.
ZAC: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DANNI: DON'T DRINK IT.
ZAC: I'M COMING, LADIES.
CART COMING THROUGH.
CALVIN: HEY, THERE HE IS. MAURICE: HI.
CALVIN: HOW ARE YOU? MAURICE: I'M--I'M GREAT.
CALVIN: PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
MAURICE: I'M HONORED TO BE INVITED.
CALVIN: UH, IT'S NO PROBLEM. SO, WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?
MAURICE: ANYTHING BLACK.
CALVIN: OK. REGULAR--
MAURICE: YES, REGULAR WITH CREAM.
CALVIN: AHH. WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, IT'S WHAT I GOT.
MAURICE: HMM.
I MUST SAY, I WAS SURPRISED THAT YOU INVITED ME HERE.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE INTO MY HOMEGIRL AT THE BANK.
[CHUCKLES] SILLY ME.
CALVIN: I AM.
MAURICE: OH.
CALVIN: WAIT. OH, I'M SO STUPID.
YOU THOUGHT I INVITED YOU HERE SO YOU AND I COULD--
MAURICE: WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WERE INTERESTED IN HER.
CALVIN: NO, IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT--WELL, I'M NOT INTO GUYS.
MAURICE: THEN WHY AM I HERE?
CALVIN: WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD HELP ME
WITH YOUR GIRL, SABRINA.
MAURICE: HELP YOU HOW?
CALVIN: LOOK, I REALLY LIKE HER.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY SHE'S NOT INTO ME?
MAURICE: I DON'T KNOW. CALVIN: OH, COME ON, BRO.
I REALLY WANT TO GET TO KNOW THIS GIRL.
MAURICE: WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER.
CALVIN: I TRIED. COME ON, CAN YOU HELP ME?
MAURICE: YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE ME,
BUT I AM REALLY FINDING CHALLENGES
WITH YOU INVITING ME HERE AND NOT BEING INTERESTED IN ME.
CALVIN: I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
MAURICE: AND I--I MUST SAY I'VE NEVER MET A STRAIGHT MAN
WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
CALVIN: WELL... MAURICE: SO?
CALVIN: I MEAN, I'M NOT YOUR AVERAGE STRAIGHT GUY.
MY FATHERS, THEY'RE GAY.
MAURICE: WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT?
CALVIN: HMM. YEAH. I HAVE TWO FATHERS.
MAURICE: WELL, HOW-- HOW DOES THAT GO?
CALVIN: I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
MAURICE: YOU KNOW, WHAT WAS THAT LIKE GROWING UP LIKE THAT?
CALVIN: HMM, GROWING UP LIKE WHAT?
I MEAN, WE LIVED A NORMAL LIFE.
I MEAN, SURE I GOT TEASED HERE AND THERE,
BUT IT'S WHATEVER.
LOOK, I JUST LOOK AT PEOPLE AS PEOPLE, THAT'S ALL.
MAURICE: DAMN.
I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
CALVIN: [LAUGHS]
WELL, I'M FLATTERED.
BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP SABRINA FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?
MAURICE: OH, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT.
BUT I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THIS COFFEE.
CALVIN: OK. WELL, NO PROBLEM,
BUT HOW ABOUT WE JUST FINISH THESE FIRST, ALL RIGHT?
MAURICE: FINE. YOU BETTER BE LUCKY YOU CUTE.
CALVIN: [LAUGHS]
MAURICE: SO, TWO FATHERS.
I KNOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, BUT TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
CALVIN: WELL, YOU KNOW THEY PUT ME IN FOOTBALL.
BELLAMY: ANDI.
ANDI: HI.
BELLAMY: DID YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT?
ANDI: IT WAS GOOD. BELLAMY: GOOD.
AND DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT THAT ISSUE?
ANDI: YES.
BELLAMY: AND I SEE YOU MADE A DECISION.
ANDI: UM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
BELLAMY: SHE'S IN THE LOBBY.
ANDI: WHAT?
BELLAMY: YES, DID YOU SPEAK WITH HER?
ANDI: NO, I HAVEN'T.
BELLAMY: OK. WELL, AFTER YOUR MEETING,
COME TALK TO ME, PLEASE.
ANDI: OK.
[SIGHS]
HI.
JASMIN: HI.
ANDI: I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TODAY.
JASMIN: I WASN'T EXPECTING TO COME. CAN WE TALK?
ANDI: OF COURSE. RIGHT THIS WAY.
ANDI: UH, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
JASMIN: NO. NO.
UM...
ANDI: OK. WELL, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
JASMIN: THIS IS TERRIBLY EMBARRASSING.
TERRIBLY, YEAH.
ANDI: WHAT IS IT?
JASMIN: FIRST OFF, LET ME START WITH THIS.
ANDI: GO ON.
JASMIN: I WANTED TO COME HERE PERSONALLY TO THANK YOU.
ANDI: THANK ME?
JASMIN: YES.
ANDI: OH, UM, FOR WHAT?
JASMIN: [INHALES]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS,
BUT ME COMING HERE, TALKING TO YOU,
LIKE, LETTING EVERYTHING OUT,
I MEAN, HEARING MYSELF SAY ALL THOSE THINGS
THAT I WAS GOING THROUGH HELPED ME SOMEHOW.
ANDI: WELL, I'M GLAD THAT I COULD HELP.
JASMIN: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS
NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL ANYONE.
ANDI: I UNDERSTAND.
JASMIN: MY FRIENDS ARE-- THEY'RE SO JUDGMENTAL.
I THINK THAT THEY WERE HAPPY
THAT I WAS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.
ANDI: AND, UM, WHAT ABOUT THE MISTRESS?
JASMIN: I DON'T THINK THERE REALLY IS ONE.
WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PROVE IT.
BUT HERE, I'M GONNA TELL YOU THIS.
I AM NOT GONNA LET SOME HORRIBLE, MISERABLE,
WICKED PERSON WITHOUT A SOUL DESTROY MY MARRIAGE.
I MEAN, ANYONE WHO SLEEPS WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S HUSBAND
IS CLEARLY THE DEVIL, RIGHT?
I MEAN, ANYWAY, I SAID ALL THAT TO SAY
THAT I'M NOT GONNA GO THROUGH WITH THE DIVORCE.
ANDI: NO?
JASMIN: NO.
THAT MAN LOVES ME,
AND HE MADE THAT CLEAR TO ME THIS MORNING.
HE CRIED IN MY ARMS, TELLING ME HOW MUCH HE LOVED ME
AND HOW MUCH HE WANTED THIS TO WORK OUT.
ANDI: IS THAT SO?
JASMIN: YES.
WE'RE GONNA STAY TOGETHER.
I HAVE TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.
AND...
HE ALSO GAVE ME THIS NEW RING.
[GIGGLES]
ANNOUNCER: NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
ANDI: I DON'T NEED THIS AND I DON'T NEED HIM. NO. NO.
KAREN: HOW MANY YEARS WERE Y'ALL MARRIED AGAIN?
AARON: 15. KAREN: NO LOVE FOR HER?
AARON: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER.
MAURICE: HE WAS SITTING THERE LOOKING ALL GOOD,
AND I WAS SITTING THERE LOOKING ALL GOOD.
AND ALL HE COULD SAY WAS,
"CAN YOU HOOK ME UP WITH YOUR FRIEND?"
DANNI: ZAC, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STAYING IN A SHELTER.
GET YOUR THINGS AND YOU CAN COME TO MY PLACE.
ZAC: I DON'T KNOW.
DANNI: I REALLY NEED HELP WITH HALF THE RENT. COME ON.
CAN YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH, TOO? IT'S BEEN STANKING.
ZAC: OH, I WANT MY RENT BACK.