- I'M NOT INTO GUYS.
- THEN WHY AM I HERE? - PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
CALVIN: I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD HELP ME
WITH YOUR GIRL SABRINA. MAURICE: FINE.
YOU BETTER BE LUCKY YOU'RE CUTE.
DANNI: THE MAN I SAW WAS NOT GETTING A DIVORCE.
ANDI: I KNOW HE'S GETTING A DIVORCE.
DANNI: ALL I'M SAYING IS DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, OK?
ANDI: I AM FINE.
GARY: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
ANDI: TAKE THAT RING...
AND LEAVE.
JASMINE: I'M NOT GONNA GO THROUGH WITH THE DIVORCE.
THAT MAN LOVES ME.
HE ALSO GAVE ME THIS NEW RING.
HEH HEH HEH.
ANDI: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
JASMINE: THANK YOU. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO.
HEH HEH HEH.
UH, IT'S CRAZY THAT I THOUGHT THAT HE CHECKED OUT.
ANDI: MMM.
JASMINE: HEH. I'M SORRY TO HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME.
ANDI: NO, YOU DIDN'T WASTE MY TIME.
JASMINE: WELL, THAT'S KIND OF YOU TO SAY THAT.
ANDI: I MEANT IT.
JASMINE: I'M SURE THE BILL WILL SAY OTHERWISE.
ANDI: SORRY. JASMINE: NO, NO.
THIS IS A GOOD DAY. OHH.
I KNOW THIS IS DISAPPOINTING FOR YOU.
ANDI: NO. NO, NOT AT ALL.
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
JASMINE: ARE YOU MARRIED?
ANDI: NO.
JASMINE: WELL, WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, AND I'M SURE YOU WILL,
YOU'LL SEE THAT ONCE YOU HAVE INVESTED
IN BUILDING A LIFE WITH A MAN,
YOU'LL TAKE SO MUCH SHIT
TO TRY AND HOLD ONTO WHAT YOU BUILT.
ANDI: I UNDERSTAND.
JASMINE: THANK YOU.
I HOPE I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, NO OFFENSE.
ANDI: I GET IT.
JASMINE: YEAH.
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY.
ANDI: YOU DO THE SAME.
JASMINE: THANKS.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[SOBBING]
[PHONE RINGS]
KAREN: I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
HEY.
ANDI: [SOBBING]
KAREN: ANDI?
ANDI: KAREN. KAREN: GIRL, YOU AT WORK?
ANDI: YEAH.
KAREN: OK, LOOK, I'M GONNA FINISH UP THIS CLIENT,
THEN I'M COMING RIGHT OVER, OK?
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
BELLAMY: ANDI.
MY OFFICE.
ANDI: YES, SIR.
BELLAMY: CLOSE THE DOOR.
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
ANDI: SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GO THROUGH
WITH THE DIVORCE.
BELLAMY: AND YOU'RE SURE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?
ANDI: NO, SIR.
BELLAMY: YOU SURE?
ANDI: SIR, I DID NOT PERSUADE HER ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
BELLAMY: WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
ANDI: I'M SORRY, AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
BELLAMY: NO. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE IS.
ANDI: YES, BUT I DIDN'T THINK
WE WERE IN THE BUSINESS OF ENDING MARRIAGES.
BELLAMY: WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF MAKING MONEY,
SO KEEP THAT AT THE FRONT OF YOUR MIND.
ANDI: YES, SIR.
BELLAMY: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR CONFLICT.
I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
ANDI: ARE YOU FIRING ME, SIR?
BELLAMY: ANDI, I'M PROTECTING YOU.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN CRYING.
ANDI: I'M FINE. BELLAMY: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
I HAVE A LOT RIDING ON YOU, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT
'CAUSE OF YOUR PERSONAL MATTERS.
ANDI: BUT, SIR, I CAN STILL DO--
BELLAMY: YOU DON'T GET IT. YOU'RE BEING WATCHED HERE DAILY.
ANDI: I FEEL THAT.
BELLAMY: GO HOME. I'LL TELL THE PARTNERS
YOU'RE IN A MEETING WITH POTENTIAL CLIENTS.
ANDI: YES, SIR.
[PHONE RINGS]
KAREN: KAREN'S HAIR MASTERY.
AARON: HEY, MAY I SPEAK TO KAREN?
KAREN: THIS IS SHE. AARON: IT'S AARON.
KAREN: AARON WHO? AARON: AARON.
YOUR ICE CREAM BUDDY.
KAREN: OH, HEY.
AARON: DID I CATCH YOU AT A BAD TIME?
KAREN: I MEAN, I'M AT WORK.
AARON: SORRY. I WANTED TO TAKE A CHANCE AND CALL YOU.
KAREN: OK, WELL? AARON: YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME.
KAREN: IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN 24 HOURS.
AARON: I KNOW, BUT I REALLY WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER
AND APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS.
KAREN: [SIGHS] WELL, LOOK, I, UM...
AARON: COME ON, DON'T SAY NO. JUST...
LOOK, I KNOW THIS REALLY GREAT PLACE THAT JUST OPENED UP.
IT'S CALLED RANSOM.
KAREN: OH, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WANTING TO CHECK THAT PLACE OUT.
AARON: WELL. KAREN: LOOK, AARON, YOU KNOW,
I JUST REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S--
AARON: I THINK YOU SHOULD SAY YES.
TONIGHT. 8:00.
KAREN: OK. AARON: AWESOME.
WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? I'LL PICK YOU UP.
KAREN: NO, I'LL MEET YOU OVER THERE.
AARON: OK. SEE YOU AT 8:00.
KAREN: SEE YOU AT 8:00.
AARON: AND WEAR SOME COMFORTABLE SHOES.
I HEAR THERE'S DANCING.
KAREN: OK. AARON: GREAT.
SEE YOU TONIGHT.
KAREN: SEE YOU TONIGHT.
DANNI: AND THAT IS THE LEFT, AND WHEN YOU PUT THAT LINE IN,
YOU HAVE TO RAISE THAT ONE AND HIGHLIGHT IT IN YELLOW.
BUT WHEN YOU PUT THE PASSENGER'S--
FREEDA: ZAC. ZAC. ZAC: CART COMING THROUGH.
OH, OH, OH, OH.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
CART COMING THROUGH, CART COMING THROUGH.
DANNI: HEY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
MAN: THANKS. DANNI: MM-HMM.
HI.
FREEDA: HI. DANNI: HOW ARE YOU?
FREEDA: I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
DANNI: YOU ARE SO CHIPPER.
FREEDA: I TRY TO BE. CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?
DANNI: YOU CAN GIVE ME SOME OF WHAT YOU ON.
FREEDA: HEH. EXCUSE ME?
DANNI: NOTHING. YOU'RE JUST ALWAYS THIS SUNNY?
FREEDA: I AM SO BLESSED.
DANNI: HMM. MM-HMM. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
FREEDA: SURE. DANNI: YEAH.
WHAT YOU GIVE HIM? FREEDA: EXCUSE ME?
DANNI: WHAT'D YOU GIVE HIM?
FREEDA: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.
DANNI: GIRL, YOU BETTER BE GLAD I'M AT WORK. HEH HEH HEH.
FREEDA: I'M SORRY. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
DANNI: JUST, YOU KNOW, WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?
FREEDA: I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT INFORMATION.
DANNI: HMM. MM-HMM. JUST TELL ME,
ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM?
FREEDA: OH, MY GOODNESS. [SIGHS]
DANNI: THAT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION.
I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU, OK,
BECAUSE HE GAVE ME HERPES.
FREEDA: WHAT? DANNI: YEAH, GIRL.
I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO HAVE YOUR BACK.
FREEDA: [SCOFFS] YOU KNOW, I DON'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING
BECAUSE I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH HIM.
DANNI: OK. ALL RIGHT.
I'M JUST WARNING YOU, LOOKING OUT FOR YOU, MAN.
FREEDA: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WITH HIM, OK,
BECAUSE HE KNOWS MY UNCLE.
DANNI: YOUR UNCLE?
FREEDA: YES. MY UNCLE IS A PASTOR,
AND HE RUNS A HOMELESS SHELTER FOR MEN,
AND HE GOES THERE AT NIGHT.
DANNI: A SHELTER?
FREEDA: YES. AND I VOLUNTEER THERE ON THE WEEKNIGHTS.
AND I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM HERE.
AND I TOLD HIM HE HAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
SO I GAVE HIM DINNER. THAT IS ALL.
I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR SITUATION.
DANNI: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SO HE'S REALLY JUST STAYING AT A SHELTER?
FREEDA: YEAH. AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY.
I'M SORRY.
LISTEN, CAN I PRAY FOR YOU?
DANNI: A PRAYER?
FREEDA: YEAH. I KNOW IT'S NOT SOMETHING
THAT YOU SEE AT WORK OFTEN,
BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO PRAY FOR YOU.
DANNI: YEAH. DON'T BE SPITTING ON ME. I'M GOOD.
FREEDA: IF YOU SAY SO.
MAURICE: SO YOU'RE GOING TO AVOID ME ALL DAY, HUH?
SABRINA: I HAVE A CUSTOMER. SIR, SIR, HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR!
MAURICE: COME ON. ARE YOU MAD THAT I WENT OUT TO COFFEE WITH HIM?
SABRINA: I'M HAPPY IF HE'S INTO YOU.
MAURICE: ARE YOU REALLY? SABRINA: MM-HMM.
MAURICE: YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT.
SABRINA: I AM.
MAURICE: OK. THEN ASK ME HOW THE DATE WENT.
SABRINA: WELL...
MAURICE: SEE? YOU CAN'T EVEN ASK ME.
IF IT WAS ANY OTHER MAN, YOU WOULD ASK.
SABRINA: OK. GO AHEAD. HOW WAS IT?
MAURICE: WELL, WE WENT FOR COFFEE.
SABRINA: MM-HMM.
MAURICE: AND HE WAS SITTING THERE LOOKING ALL GOOD
AND SMELLING ALL GOOD.
AND I WAS SITTING THERE, LOOKING ALL GOOD
AND SMELLING ALL GOOD.
AND I SAT PERCHED WITH MY LEGS CROSSED EVER SO PERFECT.
SABRINA: [CLEARS THROAT]
MAURICE: TOES POINTED DOWN ONE LEG,
EXTRAVAGANZA IN FULL EFFECT.
HEH. YOU--YOU LISTENING TO ME?
SABRINA: YEAH. GO ON, GO ON.
MAURICE: THEN LOOK AT ME.
SABRINA: GO ON.
MAURICE: THEN HE WRECKED ME, GIRL.
BABY, I SAT UP THERE JUST FLIRTING, BATTING MY EYELASHES,
AND ALL HE COULD SAY WAS, "CAN YOU HOOK ME UP WITH YOUR FRIEND?"
SABRINA: WHAT?
WHAT FRIEND?
MAURICE: YOU, BITCH!
SABRINA: ME?
MAURICE: GIRL, THE WHOLE COFFEE
AND CONVERSATION WAS ABOUT YOU.
SABRINA: WHAT? MAURICE: YEAH.
YOU ARE SUCH A JUDGMENTAL LITTLE WHORE.
SABRINA: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
MAURICE: JUDGING THAT MAN AND NOT WANTING TO GO OUT WITH HIM
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GAY.
SABRINA: ARE YOU SURE?
MAURICE: YES.
SABRINA: WELL, THEN, WHY IS HE SO COMFORTABLE AROUND GAY PEOPLE?
MAURICE: OH, SABRINA. THAT IS SO HOMOPHOBIC.
SABRINA: OH, BITCH, PLEASE. YOU STARTED IT.
MAURICE: WELL, HOW DID I START IT?
SABRINA: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME HE COULDN'T BE STRAIGHT
IF HE WAS THAT FRIENDLY.
MAURICE: YEAH. SABRINA: MM-HMM.
MAURICE: OK, I WAS WRONG.
SABRINA: EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
MAURICE: WE'RE BOTH WRONG, ACTUALLY.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WE ARE.
MAURICE: WELL, HE HAS TWO GAY FATHERS,
AND HE'S BEEN AROUND GAY PEOPLE ALL HIS LIFE.
SABRINA: REALLY?
MAURICE: YES. HE'S STRAIGHT,
AND HE LIKES YOU, AND I LIKE HIM FOR YOU.
HE'S A GOOD MAN, SAVANNAH--SABRINA,
WHATEVER YOUR DAMN NAME IS, A GOOD MAN.
SABRINA: REALLY? MAURICE: YES.
YOU DIDN'T BLOW IT, BUT IF YOU DON'T CALL HIM SOON--
SABRINA: OK. OK. I'LL CALL HIM.
MAURICE: NOW. SABRINA: NO.
MAURICE: NOW. SABRINA: NOW?
MAURICE: YES.
SABRINA: WHAT IF I JUST TEXT HIM?
MAURICE: YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING, HO.
WOMAN: ♪ I'M NOT GONNA BE THIS LOST FOREVER... ♪
KAREN: GONNA SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS.
KEEP IT WRAPPED IN A SATIN BONNY.
HEY, GIRL. I WAS JUST ON MY WAY OVER.
ANDI: NO NEED. KAREN: YOU TOOK OFF?
ANDI: I WAS FORCED OFF.
KAREN: WHAT HAPPENED?
OK. OK.
COME ON.
OK.
WHAT HAPPENED?
ANDI: MY BOSS TOLD ME TO LEAVE.
KAREN: DID HE FIND OUT?
ANDI: HE ALREADY KNOWS. I MEAN, KIND OF.
I TOLD YOU THAT.
KAREN: MM-HMM.
ANDI: I WAS UPSET,
AND HE DIDN'T WANT THE PARTNERS TO SEE ME.
KAREN: I LIKE THE WAY HE'S LOOKING OUT FOR YOU.
ANDI: THEY'RE ONLY THINKING ABOUT THE MONEY.
HE DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME.
KAREN: [SIGHS] WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED, ANDI?
ANDI: SHE CAME TO VISIT ME.
KAREN: ANDI.
ANDI: SHE SAID THAT THEY HAD A GREAT NIGHT
AND THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET A DIVORCE ANYMORE.
KAREN: NO.
ANDI: SHE SAID HE WENT TO THE GYM.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
KAREN: THAT MEANS HE WAS WITH YOU?
ANDI: EXACTLY.
AND WHEN HE WAS WITH ME, I WAS SO PISSED.
I WENT OFF.
AND THEN HE CRIED,
AND THEN HE TOOK OUT THIS RING.
KAREN: WHAT?
ANDI: HE PROPOSED.
HE DID IT THIS MORNING.
KAREN: BUT HE'S ALREADY MARRIED.
ANDI: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
KAREN: I DON'T GET IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ANDI: HE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, AND HE CRIED AND HE BEGGED.
AND I WAS SO MAD.
I FORCED HIM INTO HER ARMS.
KAREN: ANDI, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ANDI: SHE SAID THAT WHEN HE GOT BACK HOME FROM THE GYM,
HE WAS CRYING,
AND HE GAVE HER A RING,
THE VERY RING I SAID NO TO.
KAREN: DID YOU--DID YOU ASK HIM ABOUT THE AIRPORT?
ANDI: NO.
I JUST WANTED HIM TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE.
I AM SO MAD AT THAT SON OF A ....
KAREN: I KNOW YOU HAVE TO BE.
ANDI: NO.
KAREN: ANDI-- ANDI: NO, I DON'T NEED THIS,
AND I DON'T NEED HIM. NO.
KAREN: I KNOW, I KNOW. ANDI: NO. NO.
KAREN: ANDI, CALM DOWN, STOP.
PLEASE.
I'M SORRY.
ANDI: WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
WHAT AM I DOING?
KAREN: ANDI.
COME ON, PLEASE, CALM DOWN.
YOU'RE UPSETTING ME NOW.
COME ON. GIRL.
ANDI: I'M GONNA GO TO HIS JOB.
I WANT TO SCREAM.
KAREN: NO. ANDI: YEAH.
KAREN: ANDI, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT.
ANDI: YEAH. KAREN: WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT.
ANDI: NO, I WANTED HIM TO JUST--
HE NEEDS TO GIVE ME BACK MY KEY,
AND HE NEEDS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE.
KAREN: OK. COME ON. SIT DOWN.
ANDI: NO.
KAREN: SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
OK. LOOK.
ANDI: LOOK AT ME. KAREN: I KNOW, I KNOW.
ANDI: I'M SHAKING.
KAREN: LOOK.
ONE DAY, WE'RE GONNA FIGURE ALL THIS SHIT OUT
AND HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.
BUT UNTIL THEN...
GO AHEAD, BLOCK HIM.
ANDI: KAREN, NO.
KAREN: BLOCK HIM. I DID IT WITH ZAC.
ANDI: YOU DID?
KAREN: YES. ANDI: WHEN?
KAREN: THIS MORNING.
ANDI: NO. KAREN: MM-HMM.
COME ON, MOVE ON WITH ME.
LET'S DO IT. DO IT. GET YOUR PHONE.
BLOCK HIM.
ANDI: OK. KAREN: MM-HMM.
ANDI: YOU DID?
KAREN: GO AHEAD, GIRL.
GIRL? GIRL, WHAT YOU DOING?
ANDI: I'M DELETING THE CONTACT.
KAREN: WHAT?
ANDI: WHAT'S THE POINT OF BLOCKING
IF YOU DON'T DELETE THE CONTACT? YOU DIDN'T?
KAREN: NO.
ANDI: OH, THEN YOU WILL. DO IT.
KAREN: NO. ANDI: DO IT.
KAREN: ANDI.
ANDI: DO IT. IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT, WE GOTTA DO THIS.
LET'S DELETE THE CONTACT ON 3.
KAREN: ON 3.
ANDI: YOU READY? KAREN: NO.
ANDI: 1, 2, 3.
KAREN: WHAT NOW?
ANDI: LET'S SMOKE THIS ....
KAREN: YEAH, YOU TAKE THE FIRST HIT, BABY GIRL.
YOU HIT IT. I GOT YOU.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
KAREN: OH. YOU STILL PRETTY.
ANDI: [COUGHS] DAMN.
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS FROM? [LAUGHING]
KAREN: GIRL, YOU OUT OF PRACTICE.
AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
DANNI GAVE ME THAT .... ANDI: OH, HELL NO. NO.
KAREN: WHAT? ANDI: NO!
I AM NOT TRYING TO BE THAT HIGH.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER JOB SOON.
KAREN: TRUE. OOH.
ANDI: RIGHT. KAREN: OOH!
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT? MM-HMM.
DANNI: I'M SORRY.
ZAC: EXCUSE ME.
DANNI: YEAH?
LIKE, A $40 MEAL? OK. FREE DRINK TICKET.
ZAC: DANNI. DANNI: OK?
ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI: HEY. WHAT? ZAC: WHAT THE HELL?
DANNI: WHAT?
ZAC: YOU TELLING PEOPLE I GAVE YOU A STD?
DANNI: MAN, I WAS JOKING.
ZAC: THAT ... AIN'T FUNNY.
DANNI: I KNOW. ZAC: I DON'T HAVE NO STDs.
DANNI: HEY, NEITHER DO I.
ZAC: SO STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT LIE.
DANNI: LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO--
ZAC: NO, YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE NONE OF THE WOMEN
IN THIS AIRPORT TALK TO ME, RIGHT?
DANNI: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS DOING. I WAS--
ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI: OK. THAT WAS PART OF IT.
ZAC: GOD.
DANNI: LISTEN, GET YOUR THINGS
AND YOU CAN COME TO MY PLACE, OK?
ZAC: GET OUT OF HERE, I'M NOT--
DANNI: I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.
ZAC: SINCE WHEN?
DANNI: SINCE YOU STARTED DATING MY FRIEND.
ZAC: I'M GOOD.
DANNI: ZAC, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STAYING IN A SHELTER, OK?
YOU CAN STAY ON MY COUCH UNTIL I GET YOU AND KAREN BACK TOGETHER.
ZAC: FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T NEED NO HANDOUTS.
DANNI: YOU IN A SHELTER. ZAC: AND I'LL MAKE IT.
I DON'T NEED YOU DOING NOTHING FOR ME.
DANNI: I'M NOT DOING NOTHING FOR YOU.
I NEED HELP WITH HALF THE RENT.
ZAC: FIRST THINGS FIRST,
ME AND KAREN ARE DONE. OK?
DANNI: OK. COME ON. IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT OVER.
ZAC: IT IS, DANNI. SHE MADE IT CLEAR.
SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO LEAVE,
SO THAT'S WHAT I DID.
DANNI: SHE DID NOT MEAN THAT.
ZAC: I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS WITH YOU AGAIN.
SHE SAID, "LEAVE." SO I LEAVED. GOD.
DANNI: ACTUALLY, IT'S "LEFT."
ZAC: RIGHT.
DANNI: LEFT.
ZAC: I WAS SAYING RIGHT FOR LEFT.
DANNI: WILL YOU PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE?
ZAC: I'M NOT SLEEPING AT YOUR HOUSE, DANNI.
DANNI: WHY NOT?
ZAC: BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO COME IN THE ROOM
WHEN DUDES ASLEEP AND GIVE THEM...
DANNI: WELL, IF I SEE IT UP, IT'S MY JOB TO BRING IT DOWN.
IT'S A SERVICE.
ZAC: DANNI, SOME DUDES JUST GOTTA PEE.
DANNI: AND THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
ZAC: WOW. WOW.
DANNI: LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH YOU.
UNLESS YOU HAVE TO PEE.
ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI: I'M JOKING, ZAC. ZAC: I DON'T KNOW.
DANNI: I REALLY NEED HELP WITH HALF THE RENT. REALLY.
COME ON. COME ON.
ZAC: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
DANNI: AGAIN, YOU IN A SHELTER.
ZAC: BYE, DANNI.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS. I'LL BE WAITING.
ZAC: STOP TALKING.
CART COMING THROUGH.
SABRINA: SO HE'S LIVING IN A SHELTER?
DANNI: YEAH. AND KAREN THINKS HE'S LIVING WITH SOME GIRL.
SABRINA: DAMN. SHE REALLY MUST BE DONE WITH HIM
IF HE'S LIVING IN A SHELTER.
DANNI: YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT THEM TO BE. SO I...
SABRINA: HE CHEATED ON HER.
DANNI: I KNOW, BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, SABRINA.
SABRINA: WELL, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR BUSINESS ON THIS ONE.
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW.
SABRINA: GIRL, I'M SERIOUS. KAREN IS MAD AS HELL.
DANNI: YEAH. WELL, MIGHT'VE INVITED HIM TO LIVE WITH ME.
SABRINA: DANNI.
DANNI: HUH? THIS IS THE--
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU KNOW HE IS TOO FINE--
DANNI: GIRL, I--
SABRINA: FOR YOU TO BE LIVING WITH HIM.
DANNI: I NEED HELP WITH THE RENT, OK?
SABRINA: IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THE RENT,
STOP SPENDING MONEY, DANNI.
YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
DANNI: WELL, WEED IS A VERY EXPENSIVE MEDICINE.
SABRINA: WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING STUFF IN MY BASKET?
DANNI: I NEED YOU TO BUY IT FOR ME.
SABRINA: DANNI, WHY DON'T YOU EVER HAVE ANY MONEY?
DANNI: WEED, OK? WEED.
SABRINA: AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST.
DANNI: WELL, YOU KNOW IT DID WENT UP. IT'S INFLATION.
SABRINA: GIRL.
DANNI: WHAT?
WHAT--WHY ARE YOU BUYING ALL THIS,
UH, WINE AND CANDLES, HUH?
WHO YOU COOKING FOR? COOKING FOR ME?
[CLICKING TONGUE]
SABRINA: WELL, I WASN'T GONNA TELL YOU.
DANNI: OK, WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE, SO--
SABRINA: HUH? DANNI: HUH?
SABRINA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DANNI: OK. YOU KEEP--YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.
YOU DON'T KEEP ANYTHING FROM ME? OH, LAMB CHOPS.
SABRINA: I'M GOING TO BE COOKING FOR CALVIN.
DANNI: WOW.
SABRINA: YEAH. MM-HMM.
DANNI: MM-HMM. YOU'RE JUST GONNA ROLL LIKE THAT, HUH?
SABRINA: ROLL LIKE WHAT?
DANNI: JUST BE WITH THE GAY MAN, YOU KNOW?
SABRINA: HE'S NOT GAY.
DANNI: SO HE WENT ON A--
DIDN'T HE ASK MAURICE OUT ON A DATE?
SABRINA: IT WASN'T A DATE, OK?
THEY JUST GOT TOGETHER BECAUSE-- DANNI: ALSO KNOWN AS A DATE.
SABRINA: CALVIN WAS ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT ME.
HE WAS TRYING TO FIND OUT INFORMATION ABOUT ME.
AND PLUS, HE'S COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE
BECAUSE HE HAS TWO FATHERS.
DANNI: WHAT? SABRINA: YES.
HE WAS ADOPTED AND RAISED BY A GAY COUPLE.
DANNI: HMM. NOW THAT IS, UGH, JUST RICH.
THAT IS SO RICH, LIKE, TRUFFLES.
SABRINA: HAND ME SOME EGGS, DANNI.
THEY'RE OVER THERE.
DANNI: OK. EXCUSE ME.
SABRINA: I'M JUST COOKING FOR HIM, OK?
DANNI: WELL, THAT'S FINE BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, HE IS HOT, SO I'LL ALLOW IT.
SABRINA: IT'S JUST DINNER. DANNI: GOOD FOR YOU.
I'M JUST SAYING I KNOW THAT THIS ONE MUST BE SPECIAL.
SABRINA: I JUST MET HIM, SO.
DANNI: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
[INDISTINCT]
JEROME!
WHERE YOU BEEN?
JEROME: HI, DANNI.
DANNI: WHERE YOU BEEN?
JEROME: YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT DATING, RIGHT, DANNI?
DANNI: OH, THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBER YOU
COMING BY MY HOUSE FOR BOOTY CALLS.
JEROME: THAT WAS MONTHS AGO.
DANNI: YEAH. BET YOU STILL THINK ABOUT IT, DON'T YOU?
[CLICKS TONGUE] NICE SPANK BANK MATERIAL.
GOOD FOR YOU, SPANK BANK MATERIAL.
WOMAN: BABY, WHO'S THIS? DANNI: WHO ARE YOU?
WOMAN: OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
DANNI: THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
WOMAN: I'LL BE IN THE CAR, OK?
DANNI: NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOU THAT TUSCALOOSA ..., IS THAT CORRECT?
JEROME: DANNI. DANNI: TUSCALOSER? TUSCALOOSE?
WOMAN: EXCUSE ME?
DANNI: HUH? WHAT'D I TELL YOU, JEROME? HMM?
WOMAN: WHAT'S GOING ON?
DANNI: YOU KNOW, I WAS THE ... BEFORE THE 'GRAM.
SABRINA: MM-HMM. DANNI: YEAH.
BUT NOW I CAN GET THESE LITTLE FLOOZIES AND FLEW 'EM OUT.
JEROME: DANNI. DANNI: YEAH. YEAH.
JEROME: CHILL.
DANNI: OK. HOW CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD TO FLY HER OUT?
YOU SLING BAGS. YOU DON'T EVEN GET THE TIPS.
JEROME: DANNI. DANNI: HOW?
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE USING MY WORK DISCOUNT
FOR THIS TUSCALOOSE-COOCHIE ...
JEROME: DANNI. WOMAN: EXCUSE ME.
JEROME: CHILL. DANNI: YOU JUST WAIT.
I WHOOP YOUR ASS, JEROME. SABRINA: DANNI, CALM DOWN.
DANNI: I WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS, HUH?
I WANNA SEE THE WHOLE THING! SABRINA: DANNI, DANNI!
DANNI: LET ME SEE THE ...'S ...!
SABRINA: DANNI! DANNI!
DANNI: YEAH! COME ON!
AARON: YOU'RE EARLY.
KAREN: YEAH.
AARON: YOU'RE DRINKING?
KAREN: JUST ONE.
AARON: TRYING TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF?
KAREN: NO EDGE. IT'S JUST A LONG DAY.
AARON: I SEE. WHAT IS IT?
KAREN: MARTINI.
AARON: OK.
CAN I HAVE ANOTHER FOR HER?
AND I'LL JUST HAVE AN ICED TEA.
THANK YOU.
KAREN: HARD STUFF.
AARON: NOT REALLY A DRINKER.
KAREN: OK.
AARON: HOW ARE YOU?
KAREN: GOOD. I MEAN, LIKE I SAID,
IT'S JUST BEEN A LONG DAY.
AARON: ON YOUR FEET ALL DAY?
KAREN: YEP.
AARON: OK. GIVE 'EM HERE.
KAREN: WHAT?
AARON: PUT YOUR FEET HERE ON THE CHAIR.
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT.
AARON: YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SEE THEM FEET?
KAREN: I HAVE VERY NICE FEET, THANK YOU.
AARON: OK. SO PUT THEM HERE.
KAREN: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
AARON: YEAH. I LOVE GIVING A GOOD FOOT MASSAGE.
KAREN: NO. NO.
AARON: SORRY. I CAN BE VERY, UH, DIRECT AND DEDICATED.
I JUST--I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
KAREN: AND MY FEET ARE ON YOUR MIND?
AARON: OK. I'LL LET IT GO.
BUT THE FIRST TIME I DO IT FOR YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU DIDN'T LET THIS MOMENT PASS.
SMART GIRL.
YEAH. JUST KEEP TELLING ME YES.
KAREN: OH, MY GOD.
AARON: I TOLD YOU.
KAREN: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AARON: I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS.
KAREN: AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN?
AARON: THAILAND.
KAREN: THAILAND?
AARON: YEAH, I WAS STATIONED THERE FOR A BIT.
KAREN: STATIONED?
AARON: MARINE CORPS.
KAREN: OH, TYPICAL.
OH, MY GOD. THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
HOPE NOBODY SEES.
AARON: NO, I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
SO WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY TYPICAL?
KAREN: OH, COME ON. LOOK AT YOU.
AARON: I DON'T GET IT.
KAREN: YOU'RE BUILT LIKE A GREEK GOD.
AARON: WELL, THANK YOU.
DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP?
KAREN: NO, NO, PLEASE JUST GO.
AARON: OK. THEN YOU ORDER.
KAREN: OK. DO YOU LIKE STEAK?
AARON: YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
KAREN: OK. AARON: THANK YOU.
KAREN: CAN WE HAVE TWO STEAKS, PLEASE? THANK YOU.
SABRINA: HI.
CALVIN: HEH. WOW.
SABRINA: WHAT?
CALVIN: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
SABRINA: THANK YOU. COME ON IN.
CALVIN: THANK YOU. I BROUGHT WINE.
SABRINA: OH. THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
CALVIN: I KNOW.
SABRINA: MAURICE?
CALVIN: YEP.
SABRINA: HOW MUCH DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT ME?
CALVIN: A LOT, ACTUALLY.
SABRINA: OH, I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
CALVIN: OH, DON'T DO THAT
BECAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT HIM.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY I JUDGED YOU.
CALVIN: THAT'S COOL. I GET IT.
SABRINA: WELL, I REALLY LIKE HOW OPEN-MINDED YOU ARE.
CALVIN: THANK YOU.
I DON'T THINK MY FATHERS WOULD HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
SABRINA: MM-HMM. SO WHAT WAS THAT LIKE,
GROWING UP WITH TWO DADS?
CALVIN: HMM, PRETTY NORMAL, ACTUALLY.
IT WAS ONLY AN ISSUE FOR THE PEOPLE WITH SMALL MINDS.
SABRINA: I'M SURE.
CALVIN: YEAH. UM, YOU GOT AN OPENER?
SABRINA: OH, YEAH. HERE.
CALVIN: COOL. COOL.
UHH.
SHALL I POUR?
SABRINA: OH, YES.
CALVIN: DAMN GIRL, SOMETHING SMELL GOOD. WHAT YOU COOKING?
SABRINA: ITALIAN.
CALVIN: OH, MY GOD. YOU READ MY MIND. OH.
SABRINA: DO YOU WANT TO TASTE? CALVIN: PLEASE.
MMM.
SABRINA: IS IT GOOD, REALLY?
CALVIN: SO GOOD.
SABRINA: OK. OH! SORRY, IT'S HOT.
CALVIN: IT'S COOL, UM, YEAH.
SABRINA: DINNER'S GONNA BE READY IN A MINUTE.
IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT.
CALVIN: OK. I'LL JUST POUR IT FOR YOU.
SABRINA: MM-HMM. THANKS.
CALVIN: NO PROBLEM.
OH, SNAP.
DON'T TELL ME YOU LIKE THE CLASSICS. ALBUMS, REALLY?
SABRINA: UH, YES, I LIKE A LITTLE VINTAGE.
CALVIN: OH, SNAP. HEY, YOU MIND IF I PLAY SOMETHING?
SABRINA: GO AHEAD. CALVIN: OK.
SABRINA: JUST MAKE IT GOOD. I'M JUDGING YOU.
CALVIN: OH, OK. I GOT YOU.
OH, I LOVE THIS ALBUM. OH.
TCH TCH TCH TCH.
OH, I LOVE JAZZ. MM-HMM. [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
SABRINA: OK. ARE YOU HUNGRY?
CALVIN: HEH. STARVING.
KAREN: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
AARON: SEVERAL THINGS.
KAREN: OK. WELL, THE LAST GUY THAT TOLD ME THAT
WAS A DRUG DEALER, SO.
AARON: YOU REALLY HAVE HAD SOME ISSUES WITH MEN, HUH?
KAREN: HMM. I GOT STORIES.
AARON: ALL BAD?
KAREN: ALL NOT GREAT.
AARON: OK. WELL, HERE'S TO CREATING
SOME NEW STORIES AND GREAT ONES.
KAREN: OK. BUT, UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND WOMEN STORIES?
AARON: WELL, I TOLD A FRIEND OF MINE THAT I MET YOU
AND HE WENT NUTS.
KAREN: WHY?
AARON: WELL, HE KNOWS HOW I AM.
I HATE DATING. I'M JUST MORE OF A COMMITMENT GUY.
KAREN: WELL, YOU'RE MARRIED, SO THAT MAKES SENSE.
AARON: WELL, I'M ACTUALLY LOOKING FOR
A REALLY GREAT ATTORNEY TO FILE THIS DIVORCE.
KAREN: I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE. [CLEARS THROAT]
AARON: NO, I'M SERIOUS. LIKE, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY?
KAREN: I DO KNOW A GREAT ATTORNEY.
SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
AARON: YEAH? KAREN: MM-HMM.
AARON: WELL, PLEASE, CAN I HAVE HER NUMBER?
KAREN: YEAH, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
AARON: THANK YOU. KAREN: I'LL TEXT IT TO YOU.
AARON: YES, PLEASE, PLEASE DO THAT. I WANT THAT.
KAREN: SO, UM, SHE CHEATED?
AARON: YEAH.
KAREN: HOW MANY TIMES?
AARON: WHAT? ONE.
KAREN: AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIVORCE HER?
AARON: LIKE, ONE TIME IS A DEAL BREAKER.
LISTEN, I'M AN HONEST MAN.
I WOULD NOT ALLOW ANYONE TO DO THAT, EVER.
KAREN: WOW.
AARON: WHAT?
KAREN: HOW MANY YEARS WERE YOU MARRIED AGAIN?
AARON: 15.
KAREN: AND JUST LIKE THAT?
AARON: "JUST LIKE THAT" WHAT?
KAREN: I MEAN, NO LOVE FOR HER?
AARON: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER.
I JUST LOVE ME AS WELL, AND I JUST WON'T ALLOW THAT.
AND, LIKE, SHE KNEW THAT WAS A REAL DEAL BREAKER FOR ME.
KAREN: WOW.
I MEAN, I WISH I COULD JUST TURN IT OFF LIKE THAT.
AARON: WELL, IT ISN'T EASY.
I JUST--I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO FOR ME.
KAREN: WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.
AARON: AND TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.
ME NIGHT.
KAREN: IT REALLY WAS.
AARON: THANK YOU FOR COMING.
KAREN: THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
AARON: IT'S MY PLEASURE.
KAREN: OH, OK.
I MEAN, THE FOOD WAS GREAT.
AARON: CHECK, PLEASE.
KAREN: IT WAS GREAT, ATMOSPHERE WAS GREAT.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AARON: THANKS. DAMN.
KAREN: WHAT?
AARON: I DON'T HAVE MY WALLET.
KAREN: I'LL GET IT.
AARON: LISTEN, YOU WILL NOT GET IT, OK?
BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU GOT A STORY ABOUT SOME DUDE
THAT STIFFED YOU ON THE BILL, OK?
KAREN: I WILL GLADLY PAY THE BILL.
AARON: I WON'T LET YOU, OK?
I'LL--I'LL CALL MY WIFE.
SHE'LL BRING MY CREDIT CARD. OK?
KAREN: YOUR WIFE?
AARON: YES. DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
KAREN: I MEAN, SHE CHEATED ON YOU.
DOES IT--DOES IT BOTHER YOU TO CALL HER?
AARON: WELL, KAREN, I DON'T HATE HER, RIGHT? I'M JUST DONE.
KAREN: OK. BUT I CAN JUST PAY THE BILL.
AARON: NO, LOOK. WE STAY AROUND THE CORNER.
I'LL JUST CALL HER. IT'S FINE.
KAREN: OK. WELL, THEN, I WILL JUST LEAVE BECAUSE I'M--
AARON: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
KAREN: JUST LET ME PAY THE BILL, THEN.
AARON: KAREN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT FULL OF SHIT, OK?
JUST...
I'M AT RANSOM, AROUND THE CORNER.
CAN YOU BRING MY WALLET, PLEASE?
WE'LL BE FINE.
DANNI: I HATE THOSE ...
[COUGHS] MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD.
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
DANNI: WHO IS IT?
ZAC: IT'S ME.
DANNI: BOY, THE DOOR IS OPEN.
ZAC: YOU JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?
DANNI: COME ON IN. WELL, I KNEW YOU WERE COMING. WELCOME.
ZAC: AND YOU'RE SMOKING.
LOOK, I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.
DANNI: WAIT, THIS--WAIT, WHAT?
ZAC: IF I'MA STAY HERE,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER A COUPLE QUESTIONS.
DANNI: THIS DON'T SOUND RIGHT. ZAC: OK.
DANNI: I DON'T--WHAT IS IT?
ZAC: I GOT SOME RULES.
DANNI: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU'VE GOT RULES-- ZAC: YES.
DANNI: FOR MY HOUSE, WHERE I PAY THE RENT?
ZAC: YES.
DANNI: OK. BOY, BYE.
ZAC: ALL RIGHT.
DANNI: OH, MY--WHAT IS IT?
ZAC: FIRST-- DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: I'LL PAY HALF THE RENT.
DANNI: OH, WELL, GIVE ME YOUR BAG.
COME ON IN. YOU NEED SOME WATER?
ZAC: AH, AH, AH, AH.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. DANNI: WHAT?
ZAC: I'LL PAY HALF THE RENT,
BUT YOU CANNOT COME IN THE BATHROOM WHEN I'M IN THERE.
DANNI: WHY WOULD I DO THAT? ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI: FINE. WHAT ELSE?
ZAC: IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A GUY OVER,
PLEASE GIVE ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME
SO THAT I'M NOT HERE.
DANNI: OK.
ZAC: LASTLY, IF I DECIDE TO HAVE A GIRL OVER,
YOU CANNOT-- DANNI: HELL NO.
ZAC: DANNI. DANNI: HELL NO.
ZAC: IF I DECIDE-- DANNI: HELL NO.
ZAC: IF I...
DANNI: NO.
ZAC: IF I...IF I DECIDE TO HAVE A GIRL OVER,
YOU CANNOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
DANNI: YEAH. I CAN'T MAKE THAT PROMISE.
ZAC: YOU NEED THIS MONEY, RIGHT?
BECAUSE I NEED A PLACE TO STAY.
DANNI: WHY DO YOU HAVE A VELCRO WALLET? YOU'RE AN ADULT.
ZAC: YOU NEED THIS MONEY, RIGHT?
BECAUSE I--THE DOOR IS RIGHT THERE.
DANNI: OK. FINE, FINE.
ZAC: THANK YOU. DANNI: GIVE ME THE MONEY.
ZAC: YOU REMEMBER THE RULES, RIGHT?
DANNI: SHH, GIVE ME THE MONEY.
THANK YOU.
SEE, I SAID THANK YOU.
ZAC: YOU'RE WELCOME. WHERE CAN I PUT MY STUFF?
DANNI: NOWHERE 'CAUSE WHERE THE REST OF THE MONEY?
ZAC: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DANNI: FIRST AND LAST MONTH'S DEPOSITS.
ZAC: COME ON, DANNI, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. COME ON.
DANNI: OK. FINE.
I'LL TAKE IT IN ...
ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI: WHAT?
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU HUNGRY?
ZAC: NO, I'M GOOD.
DANNI: DANG, WELL, I AM.
ZAC: THAT'S NICE.
DANNI: SO GO.... ZAC: WAKE UP-
DANNI: COOK. ZAC: ME? DANNI: YEAH.
ZAC: NO, I'M NOT COOKING.
YOU'RE DOING THE DISHES. DANNI: FINE.
AARON: HERE SHE COMES, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HONEY, DID YOU BRING THAT FOR ME?
WOMAN: YEAH.
AARON: I APPRECIATE IT.
KAREN: THIS IS CRAZY-ASS ...
[PHONE RINGING]
ANDI: HEY.
KAREN: HEY, GIRL, LISTEN, I'M SORRY.
I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL YOU EARLIER,
BUT I'M STILL ON THIS DATE.
ANDI: IT'S OK. HOW IS IT GOING?
KAREN: I'LL FILL YOU IN LATER. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
ANDI: I'M OK.
KAREN: YOU SURE?
ANDI: YEAH.
KAREN: OK. WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
ANDI: JUST WENT TO THE GYM.
KAREN: OK. WELL, THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO KEEP YOUR MIND OFF IT.
ANDI: IT DIDN'T, BUT THANK YOU.
KAREN: HE'S COMING BACK, OK? I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK.
I'M GONNA CALL YOU TONIGHT WHEN I GET IN, OK?
ALL RIGHT, BYE. BYE. ANDI: HAVE FUN.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
GARY: I LEFT HER. I'M MOVING IN.
WOMAN: NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
GARY: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I GAVE UP EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
ANDI: AND EVERYTHING I HAVE IS ON THE LINE FOR YOU.
AARON: KAREN.
KAREN: NO, NO, Y'ALL NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
AARON: NO, THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT.
KAREN: IT DON'T LOOK THAT WAY TO ME.
ZAC: LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, SO SMOOTH AND CHOCOLATEY.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CALVIN: YOU STILL HAVE SOME MAKING UP TO DO.
SABRINA: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SEX RIGHT NOW?
CALVIN: I'M TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
SABRINA: [LAUGHS]
CALVIN: WHAT'S WRONG?