ANDI: HE PROPOSED. KAREN: WHAT?
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
HE NEEDS TO GIVE ME BACK MY KEY,
AND HE NEEDS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE.
YOU WILL NOT GET IT. I'M SURE YOU GOT A STORY
ABOUT SOME DUDE THAT STIFFED YOU ON THE BILL.
I'LL CALL MY WIFE. SHE'LL BRING MY CREDIT CARD.
YOUR WIFE?
YOU ARE SUCH A JUDGMENTAL, LITTLE WHORE,
JUDGING THAT MAN AND NOT WANTING TO GO OUT WITH HIM
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GAY.
HE'S STRAIGHT, AND HE LIKES YOU.
- HI. - WOW. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I LEFT HER. I'M MOVING IN.
YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING?
YOU DID WHAT?
I LEFT HER.
- GARY, I THOUGHT-- - BABY, COME ON.
TELL ME THAT YOU'RE HAPPY.
HOW CAN I SAY THAT?
I WALKED OUT ON HER AND MY FAMILY.
DON'T YOU BLAME THAT ON ME.
I'M NOT BLAMING IT ON YOU.
I'M NOT BLAMING ANYTHING ON YOU.
I JUST--I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
AND I JUST SAID, ... IT, AND I LEFT.
YOU DON'T LOVE ME, GARY.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - I DON'T WANT YOU HERE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO BE HERE?
AND I'M SCARED AS HELL, AND YOU SAY SOMETHING
LIKE THIS TO ME?
DON'T DO THIS.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO LEAVE HER.
- THAT WAS YOUR CHOICE. - I KNOW.
I KNOW. I MADE IT.
YOU SHOULD GO BACK.
DON'T YOU DARE PLAY THIS SICK-ASS GAME WITH ME.
I'M NOT PLAYING A GAME WITH YOU, GARY.
- THIS IS MY LIFE. - AND THIS IS MY LIFE, GARY!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHAT'S GOING ON?
JUST...GO.
IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE?
OH, DON'T EVEN TRY THAT. HEH.
IT MUST BE SOMEBODY ELSE BECAUSE OF THIS BEHAVIOR.
ANDI: I AM NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, OK?
YOU REALLY WANT ME TO LEAVE?
YES.
GARY: DON'T PUSH ME BACK INTO HER ARMS.
BECAUSE YOU DID THAT ONCE ALREADY.
OH, I DID THAT?
YES...YOU DID.
I CAME HERE WITH MY HEART IN MY HANDS,
AND YOU JUST STOMPED ON IT.
DON'T YOU LAY THAT AT MY DOOR.
I WILL BECAUSE YOU DID IT.
- YOU ARE MARRIED! - I'M DIVORCING HER.
ANDI, WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE GOTTEN DOWN ON MY KNEES
AND BEGGED YOU WITH A RING?
THAT YOU WALKED OUT OF HERE AND PUT
ON HER ... FINGER.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT, ANDI?
YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
I AM NOT GONNA ASK YOU TO LEAVE AGAIN.
I GAVE UP EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
AND EVERYTHING I HAVE IS ON THE LINE FOR YOU.
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
YOU'RE SINGLE. YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS SCREAMING,
"DON'T LEAVE."
BUT I HAVE A JOB THAT I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET,
AND I COULD LOSE IT ALL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SHE CAME TO VISIT ME.
WHO?
GARY, YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, OR I'LL BE DONE.
- I'LL BE DISBARRED. - WHO CAME TO SEE YOU?
WHO CAME TO SEE YOU?
MY WIFE?
YES, BUT, GARY, YOU CAN'T TELL HER
THAT I'M TELLING YOU THIS.
- I NEED-- - WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING TO ME?
- PROMISE ME. - SHE CAME TO YOU
ABOUT A DIVORCE?
PROMISE ME.
YOU KNOW I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.
- SHE DID? - YES.
WHAT HAPPENED?
GARY, I NEED YOU TO PROMISE ME--
GARY: JUST TELL ME.
SHE SAID THAT SHE FELT THAT YOU WERE GONNA DIVORCE HER,
AND SHE WANTED TO BEAT YOU TO IT.
SHE SAY WHY SHE WANTED TO LEAVE?
ANDI: BECAUSE YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
DOES SHE KNOW IT'S YOU?
I DON'T THINK SO.
SHE HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE,
WHO IS FOLLOWING YOU.
HE'S PROBABLY FOLLOWED YOU HERE MANY TIMES.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW I WAS BEING WATCHED.
ANDI: SHE ALSO SAID THAT YOU WERE TOO SMART
TO GET CAUGHT
AND THAT YOU WERE SLICK AND CUNNING...
- RIGHT. - AND ABUSIVE.
ABUSIVE?
YES.
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
- TELL ME. - TELL YOU WHAT?
YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WOULDN'T BE ABUSIVE.
ANDI: WELL, DO YOU WANT TO TELL WHAT SHE MEANT?
YOU TELL ME!
I WAS GONNA RECUSE MYSELF, BUT MY BOSS
POLITELY SUGGESTED THAT THAT WOULD BE
A CAREER-CHANGING MISTAKE.
[SIGHS]
I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE IN ALL THIS.
I'M A BIG GIRL.
I KNEW YOU WERE MARRIED.
IF SHE COMES TO SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T TAKE THE CASE.
YEAH. I KNOW THAT.
I'LL HAVE ONE OF MY FRIENDS REP ME IN THE DIVORCE.
BABY, YOU CAN'T TELL A SOUL.
GARY: I WON'T. BABY, IS...
IS THIS WHY YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THIS?
PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP ON ME NOW.
I'M HERE.
FAWN: THIS IS CRAZY.
AARON: I'M NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU.
KAREN, COME ON. LET'S GO.
LOOK. NO.
ARE YOU ON A DATE?
AARON: LISTEN. YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO
ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS, OK, NOT ANYMORE.
KAREN, CAN WE--
NO. Y'ALL NEED TO FIGURE THIS OUT, OK?
NO. THERE'S NOTHING TO FIGURE OUT.
IT DON'T LOOK THAT WAY TO ME.
AARON: CAN--CAN WE JUST--
KAREN: I SAID NO.
FAWN: HE TELL YOU WHAT I DID?
HONEY, WHATEVER YOU DID IS YOUR BUSINESS, OK?
EXCUSE ME.
I SLEPT WITH HIS FRIEND.
AARON: WHAT?
FAWN: HE'S SO ANGRY WITH ME--
KAREN: OK. LOOK. I DON'T CARE. I DON'T. NO.
HE'S REALLY GOOD AT PUNISHING YOU
WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG.
AARON: WHY THE ... DID YOU SAY THAT?
- OK. - KAREN.
- I'M OUT. - NO, NO, NO, NO.
- NO, NO. - KAR--KAREN, JUST.
KAREN: NO. BYE. AARON: CAN YOU JUST--
KAREN: DON'T TOUCH ME.
THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE BEST DINNER THAT I'VE EVER HAD.
- REALLY? - REALLY.
SABRINA: IT WASN'T TOO OVERCOOKED?
CALVIN: NO. IT WAS PERFECT.
- OH, OK. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- NO. - I GOT THIS.
- I GOT IT. - NO. YOU COOKED.
- SABRINA... - CALVIN.
DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
- NO. - ALL RIGHT.
LET ME WASH THESE DISHES THEN.
SABRINA: GO AHEAD.
CALVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT? SABRINA: HMM?
CALVIN: ON SECOND THOUGHT, YOU CAN RINSE.
SABRINA: HA HA! OF COURSE.
- TELL ME THE TRUTH. - OK.
WHY ARE YOU SINGLE?
I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET PREJUDGED.
PREJUDGED?
YEAH. KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU DID.
- I'M SORRY I DID THAT. - LOOK. I GET IT, YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW, I HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL?
YEAH. I REALLY LIKED HER, BUT, UH, HER PARENTS
WOULDN'T LET HER GO TO PROM WITH ME
BECAUSE I HAD TWO DADS.
- WHAT? - YEAH.
TIMES WERE DIFFERENT THEN, BUT--SO.
NO, NO. THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT FINE.
OK.
OH, NO. I DIDN'T KNOW. COME ON.
YEAH. OK. ALL RIGHT.
LOOK. I AM REALLY SORRY.
WELL, YOU STILL HAVE SOME MAKING UP TO DO, YOUNG LADY.
- YEAH? - MM-HMM.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
CALVIN: UM, I COULD THINK OF SOME PLACES TO START.
HA! HA! HA! SORRY.
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SEX RIGHT NOW?
I'M TALKING ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
YEAH. WELL, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANY OF THAT.
OH. I GET IT. YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE.
ONE OF WHAT?
ONE OF THOSE WOMEN WHO WANT TO HOLD OUT
BUT REALLY WANT TO GIVE IN.
NO. I AM MY OWN WOMAN, AND I'M NOT GONNA GET ROPED IN
BY THE LIKES OF YOU.
I'M NOT TRYING TO ROPE YOU INTO DOING ANYTHING.
HA! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME.
AH, YEAH, BECAUSE IT IS GETTING HOT IN HERE.
- UH-HUH. - YEAH.
SO, UM, WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?
WHEN DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN?
IN THE MORNING.
THAT'S REALLY SOON.
I KNOW. I WANT TO STAY.
YOU'RE NOT STAYING HERE.
- OH, NO? - NO, CALVIN.
CALV--
HA HA! CALVIN.
OHH! CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AHH! YOU CAN STAY! YOU CAN STAY!
AAH! OHH!
[SABRINA GIGGLING]
GARY: AHH.
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT?
ANDI: UH, CAN WE JUST...
DO WHAT WE WERE DOING BEFORE?
SAY NO MORE.
ANDI: AAH!
AHH.
MAN: ♪ AH, CUT THE, WE GONNA CUT THE ♪
♪ ACT STUPID IN THE SLOT, CAUSE A RUCKUS ♪
DANNI: HEY, ZAC.
YEAH?
NEED SOME HELP CATCHING YOUR BACK?
WITH WHAT?
YOU NEED SOME HELP?!
WITH WHAT?
DANNI: PUTTING ON THAT LOTION.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING?
I KNOW THE SOUND OF LOTION ON A MAN'S BODY, ZAC.
I KNOW THE SOUND VERY WELL.
DANNI, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO SLEEP?
ZAC: I'M TRYING, BUT YOU IN THERE
SMELLING ALL GOOD AND STUFF.
DANNI, HOW YOU KNOW WHAT I SMELL LIKE?
MY NOSE HAS AN IMAGINATION.
YO, YO. IS THIS GONNA BE A PROBLEM?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ZAC: ME STAYING HERE.
DANNI: NOT BOTHERING ME.
YOU SURE?
BOY, YOU ARE NOT THAT DAMN FINE,
BUT--OOH. DAMN.
YOU MUST REALLY WORK YOUR ASS, HUH?
WHAT?!
JUST, YOU KNOW, IT'S SITTING UP THERE
LIKE A--
YO, DANNI. HOW ARE YOU WATCHING ME?
DANNI: HOT DAAAM--I'M NOT!
ZAC: YO, DANNI!
DADDY, DADDY.
YO. THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL!
IT'S NOT!
ZAC: COME ON!
YO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK, MAN.
PLEASE COME GET IT.
OK. I'M KIDDING.
YO. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
- COME GET IT. - DANNI, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
OK, OK.
THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO STAY HERE!
THIS IS BETTER THAN A SHELTER,
SLEEPING NEXT TO A BUNCH OF OTHER ...!
GIVE IT!
YOU BETTER STAY IN THERE.
BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE,
BUT YOU ARE NOT THAT DAMN SEXY.
YOU HEARD ME.
I LIKE THAT TURTLENECK, THOUGH.
- COME ON, DANNI! - SORRY!
IT'S A JOKE.
ZAC: AND YOU'RE SMOKING. DANNI: YEAH.
ZAC: THEY DON'T TOUCH FOR THAT AT THE AIRPORT?
I HAVE A PRESCRIPTION FOR CATARACTS.
DAMN. I WISH...
- HERE. - NO, I CAN'T.
DANNI: NO. HERE. COME ON. YOU CAN SMOKE.
AND IF I LOSE MY JOB, THEN WHAT?
UH, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.
JUST SMOKE IT.
"WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME."
DANNI: OH, MY GOD. JUST LET ME KNOW
IF DAVIE TRIES TO STOP YOU.
HE KNOW I GOT HELLA ... ON HIM.
HERE.
YOU SURE YOU GOT ME?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOES HE'S SLEEPING WITH, HUH?
I GOT YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME.
OH, SHIT. WHAT IS THIS?
THAT'S THAT HYBRID.
[ZAC COUGHS]
GO AHEAD. DRINK IT IN.
YOU AIN'T GETTING THIS BACK.
- WE'LL SEE. - STAY IN THERE!
DANNI: JUST PULL IT DOWN REAL QUICK.
LET ME SEE IT AGAIN LIVE IN LIVING COLOR.
DID YOU WEAR THEM LIKE THAT IN JAIL?
ZAC: DANNI!
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IF YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE, I WILL.
I THINK THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD--
LOOK, BABY, PLEASE THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY TO ME.
GARY, I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT THINK
FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
IS THAT HIM?
I'M SURE IT IS.
GIRL, THIS WIFE CAME TO THE RESTAURANT.
THE WHOLE RESTAURANT. THE WHOLE--
OH, SHIT. UM, HI.
HI.
KAREN: I'M CLEARLY INTERRUPTING SOMETHING.
I CAN JUST COME BACK LATER. GARY: NO, NO, NO, NO.
I'LL LET YOU TWO TALK.
ANDI?
ANDI: YEAH, YOU SHOULD.
SHALL I TAKE MY THINGS WITH ME?
KAREN: ANDI.
GARY, CAN YOU JUST GO FOR A WALK
FOR A LITTLE BIT AND LET US TALK?
NO. NO. I'D LIKE TO HEAR THAT FROM HER.
WELL, I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A LONG TIME,
SO CAN YOU?
OK.
GIRL, WHAT THE HELL?
HE BROUGHT ALL HIS STUFF OVER HERE?
GIRL, HE SAID HE MOVED OUT, AND WHEN I WALKED IN,
HE WAS HERE WITH ALL HIS THINGS.
- OH. SO HE LEFT HER? - YES.
IN HERE CRYING LIKE A BABY.
WELL, THAT'S ONE GOOD THING.
- HOW? - HE'S HERE.
HE JUST MADE UP WITH THAT WOMAN.
WAIT. I DON'T--YOU MISSING THE POINT.
HE'S HERE FOR YOU. HE LEFT HER, SO...
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MAD ABOUT?
I'M MAD HE GAVE HER THAT RING.
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.
KAREN: LOOK. HE'S HERE.
ANDI: IT MATTERS HOW HE GOT HERE.
KAREN: HE WASN'T HAPPY.
YEAH, BUT SHE WAS.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY WITH HIM.
SHE LOVED HIM. I--I SAW IT IN HER EYES.
I SAW IT IN HER BODY.
SHE LOVES HIM, AND I FEEL LIKE...
WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN, ANDI?
NOT THIS!
KAREN: YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ALL YOUR WAY, OK?
HE'S HERE. HE LEFT HER, OK?
YOU JUST GOT TO STICK WITH THE HERE AND NOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
YOU GOT TO DEAL WITH THIS.
WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS MARRIED,
I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED.
BUT YOU DIDN'T, SO LET'S JUST DEAL
WITH THE HERE AND NOW, OK?
- KAREN, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. - LOOK, HONEY.
IT'S OVER. HE'S HERE. JUST START FROM HERE.
JUST ONE DAY AT A TIME.
GIRL, ONE DAY AT A TIME. COME ON.
- YEAH. - GOOD.
HEY.
HMM.
CALVIN: HEY. SABRINA: HEY.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
HMM. OH, IT'S 1:00.
OH...
I'M SORRY. I GOT TO GO.
AHH. I DIDN'T PLAN TO STAY THIS LATE.
OK.
AM I GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN?
YEAH. CALL YOU TOMORROW?
SABRINA: MM-HMM.
CALVIN: I'M SORRY.
SABRINA: STOP APOLOGIZING.
CALVIN: ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
SABRINA: GOOD NIGHT.
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
OOH!
[LINE RINGING]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
I KNEW YOU GOT YOUR ASS DONE.
- WHAT? - YOUR ASS LOOKS GOOD.
YOU GOT THE SIDE DIMPLES FILLED IN.
NO. THAT'S CALVIN!
HA HA HA!
THAT'S WHY I HATE CALLING YOUR ASS
BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S ON MUTE, AND I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING.
I'M SORRY. YOU ARE A DIRTY BITCH.
- GIRL, BYE! - NO. WAIT, WAIT.
SO THAT'S HIS ASS?
YES. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
HIS ASS IS PRETTY.
SABRINA: I KNOW.
PRETTIER THAN YOURS.
- REALLY, DANNI? - OK, OK, OK.
SO YOU SLEPT-- YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?
GIRL, HE CAME ON SO STRONG.
I WAS WEAK.
UH, WELL, WHAT'S WITH THE SEX?
LIKE, IS IT BIG?
MMM. I DON'T KNOW.
DANNI: WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SABRINA: HE DIDN'T COME UP. DANNI: WHAT?!
SABRINA: GIRL, I SAW THOSE PANTIES,
AND I JUST LET HIM DO ME ALL NIGHT.
I--I COULDN'T.
CAN I GET HIS NUMBER?
- WILL YOU STOP IT? - ALL NIGHT?
HE DIDN'T COME UP AT ALL.
GIRL, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW ANY MAN
THAT'S NOT WAITING FOR HIS TURN, YOU KNOW?
JEROME DON'T BE DOWN THERE 30 SECONDS
BEFORE HE LIKE, "DO ME."
STOP PUTTING THINGS IN MY HEAD, OK?
DANNI: I'M NOT PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR HEAD,
AND HE AIN'T PUTTING HIS HEAD IN NOTHING EITHER.
OHH. SEE? WHY DID I SEND YOU THAT PICTURE?
OK. WELL, I GOT TO GET UP IN A FEW HOURS FOR WORK.
THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU FROM TALKING TO ME BEFORE.
I GOT TO GO.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEND THAT PICTURE
TO KAREN AND ANDI, AREN'T YOU?
I SENT IT TO THEM WHEN YOU SENT IT TO ME
ALREADY, GIRL, OK?
UGH! OH, MY GOD! BYE!
DANNI: BYE!
RED PANTIES.
THAT'S SOME SHIT RIGHT THERE.
I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED.
I'M SCARED, TOO.
TELL ME WHAT I'M SCARED OF.
EVERYTHING.
THE THINGS MY WIFE SAID TO YOU,
THAT I'M AN ABUSER, THAT I'M LYING,
IF I'LL STAY, IF THIS IS ALL REAL.
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, THERE'S THINGS
I'M SCARED ABOUT, TOO.
LIKE WHAT?
YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE MY HONESTY.
TELL ME.
WHAT IF I WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN MY MARRIAGE
AND WORK IT OUT,
YOU KNOW, FIGURE IT OUT, FIX IT?
THAT'S FAIR.
YOU'RE NOT--NOT MAD ABOUT THAT?
NO.
THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.
LET'S JUST TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME.
I THINK I MAY NEED ONE MINUTE AT A TIME.
I GET IT.
SHE MAY COME BACK TO SEE YOU.
ANDI: YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT.
GARY: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
ANDI: I'M GONNA TELL HER I CAN'T REPRESENT HER.
GARY: YOU THINK THAT'S BEST?
ANDI: IT'S MY ONLY OPTION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT IS IT? TELL ME.
BABY, I DON'T HAVE A PRENUP.
SHE'S GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING.
OH. OH, GOSH. UM...
WELL, YOU COULD JUST GET A REALLY GOOD LAWYER.
THAT WAS MY WORRY.
THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HER.
BUT YOU SAID IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE CHILDREN.
I MEAN, THEY'RE MY MAIN REASON,
BUT LOSING HALF OF EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR IS THE OTHER...
BUT, UM...
MAYBE IF YOU REPRESENTED HER, YOU COULD--
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
NOTHING. NEVER MIND.
RIGHT. FORGET ABOUT THAT.
I JUST KNOW HALF OF WHAT SHE TAKES FROM ME IS
HALF OF WHAT SHE TAKES FROM OUR FUTURE.
I AM GOING TO TRY AND FORGET THAT YOU SAID THAT.
BABE, I'M--I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
AS HARD AS THAT MAY BE.
NO. I'M--I'M SORRY. I HAD A DRINK,
AND THERE'S JUST--JUST--
THERE'S JUST A LOT GOING ON, AND I'M SORRY.
CAN WE GO TO BED NOW?
I'M NOT ANGRY. COME ON, BABE.
HEY. I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.
- BABE, I'M SORRY. - GOOD NIGHT.
IT'S THE BOURBON.
GOOD NIGHT.
I LOVE YOU.
SAY IT BACK TO ME.
I LOVE YOU. GOOD NIGHT.
GIVE ME MY PEN.
UNLESS YOU'RE TAKING ALL OF THAT OFF,
STOP DANCING AND GIVE ME MY PEN.
ZAC: YOU FUNNY.
DANNI: WHAT'S SO FUNNY? I DON'T--
HA HA HA!
YOU FUNNY.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
YOU ARE FUNNY.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU BE LIKE, "YO, YO. I LIKE YOU.
"YOU LOOK SO GOOD. HE LOOK SO GOOD.
LET ME SEE THAT..."
YEAH, LET ME SEE IT OR GET OFF MY BED.
YOU DO THAT SO THAT NO ONE CAN TELL
THAT YOU'RE LONELY.
I'M NOT LONELY.
OH, YES, YOU ARE.
I'M NOT.
YOU--YOU BE CHASING AFTER JEROME.
HE'S CHASING AFTER ME.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GIVE IT UP TO HIM
WHENEVER HE WANTS.
- ZAC! - I'M JUST SAYING.
LOOK AT YOU.
DANNI: PBB! WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN?!
- WAIT. WAIT-- - NO. GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT!
OW! WAIT, WAIT!
DANNI: GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY HOUSE!
ZAC: WAIT, WAIT.
YOU EVER NOTICE HOW FUNNY THAT SOUNDS?
DANNI: OK. I'M ABOUT TO THROW ALL YOUR SHIT OUT.
ZAC: WAIT. NO WAIT. WAAAIT. WAAAIT.
- ZAC! - OK. WAIT, WAIT.
I'M GONNA BE SERIOUS. I'M GONNA BE SERIOUS.
- LOOK AT YOU. - YOU SAID THAT.
ZAC: STOP. LISTEN. LISTEN.
- LOOK AT YOU. - OK.
OK. LOOK. LISTEN. LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
JUST LOOK. YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, SO SOFT
AND CHOCOLATEY.
YOU BE CHOCOLATE.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ZAC: LIKE A CHOCOLATE CLOUD.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
OK. YOU ARE HIGH AS HELL RIGHT NOW,
SO YOU SHOULD GO.
ZAC: I--I AM, BUT WAIT, WAIT.
I KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE
WHEN I'M HIGH OR I'M NOT,
AND IT JUST MAKES ME THINK, LIKE, HOW DIFFERENT
THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN IF YOU WOULD HAVE
PAID ATTENTION TO ME
RATHER THAN MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY BODY
AND PUSHING ME OFF ON YOUR FRIEND.
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
YEAH.
DANNI: HMM. I'M THE ASSHOLE.
ZAC: I GOT TO GO TO BED.
DANNI: YEAH, YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
ZAC: THAT PEN, THAT'S--THAT--
HOO! THAT PEN.
YOU'RE SOFT, THOUGH.
SOFT AND CHOCOLATEY.
SOFT AND CHOCOLATEY,
AND THAT PEN--THAT'S--
THAT'S THE TRUTH TELLER RIGHT THERE.
ZAC: WAIT. WAIT.
DANNI: SHUT UP!
FAWN: HI.
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
KAREN: NO. FAWN: PLEASE.
KAREN: LOOK. YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND, OK?
HE WON'T TALK TO ME.
WELL, I'M SORRY.
WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE?
NO. WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE?
I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
HE LIKES YOU.
KAREN: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, OK,
AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WORK?
HE LIKED YOUR PICTURES ON QWIKGRAM.
I'M GETTING RID OF THAT SHIT.
CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE?
HONEY, I'M NOT MESSING WITH YOUR HUSBAND, OK?
HE CAME AFTER ME.
WHAT, YOU TURNED HIM DOWN?
LOOK. YOU REALLY JUST NEED TO TALK TO HIM.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
PLEASE.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
FAWN: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
WELL, YOU CHEATED ON HIM.
I MADE THE STUPIDEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.
I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE.
IT WAS JUST SEX. I GOT WEAK.
THIS AIN'T NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
- IT'S REALLY NOT. - IT IS, OK,
BECAUSE HE IS GREAT.
HE IS PERFECT WITH OUR CHILDREN.
HE LOVES ME FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART.
HE DOESN'T CHEAT ON ME.
HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING ALL THIS TO YOU.
I CAN'T EITHER, AND IF, UH, WANT ME
TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOP
TELLING ME HOW GOOD HE IS.
I'M SORRY. I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN
IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS BEFORE.
NEITHER HAVE I EVER.
FAWN: LOOK. I JUST HOPE THAT--
KAREN: LOOK, HONEY.
STOP HOPING, OK?
GO HOME. TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND.
I AIN'T IN THIS. I'M NOT.
WILL YOU JUST PLEASE NOT TALK TO HIM ANYMORE?
OK. GOOD-BYE.
THAT--THAT'S NOT A NO.
BYE.
FAWN: GIVE ME 6 MONTHS, OK?
JUST TO TRY TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE, 6 MONTHS.
IF IT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL WALK AWAY.
I'LL BRING HIM TO YOU.
JUST GIVE ME 6 MONTHS, PLEASE.
RIGHT. OK.
COME ON WITH IT.
SABRINA: WITH WHAT?
DON'T TRY IT, GIRL.
DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?
- NO. - NO, MA'AM.
YOU GOT THAT GLOW.
LOOK. WE JUST HAD DINNER.
HOW WAS THE MEAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT, MAURICE?
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE VULGAR,
I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.
OK, OK. GUESS YOU JUST WOKE UP A VIRGIN.
WILL YOU STOP IT?
WAS IT GOOD?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HEH. WELL, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DATE.
THAT'S THAT GUILT TALKING NOW.
YOU DID IT. I KNOW YOU DID IT.
WAIT. WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
HE DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING,
BUT YOUR FACE HAS TOLD ME EVERYTHING. HA!
OK. LOOK. WE HAD DINNER.
IT WAS NICE. THAT WAS IT.
SOMETHING TURNED YOU OFF. WHAT WAS IT?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
SABRINA, WE'VE BEEN SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER
FOR YEARS NOW.
I KNOW YOU.
- ALL RIGHT. - I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU DID IT!
- NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. - NASTY.
NO, NO. WE DIDN'T DO IT. HE JUST GAVE ME A LITTLE...
- UH-UH. - YOU KNOW?
WAS HE GOOD?
YES. HA! IT WAS REALLY GOOD. IT WAS AMAZING,
AND HE LOVED IT.
- OH, YEAH? - HE WAS JUST REALLY COMMITTED.
- OH. - HE WOULDN'T STOP.
OH, YEAH, GIRL. GO AHEAD.
AND WHEN I TRIED TO PULL HIM UP,
I JUST--I DON'T KNOW, HE WOULDN'T COME UP,
SO I COULDN'T SEE IF HE WAS HARD OR ANYTHING.
- HMM. - WHAT DO YOU THINK?
GIRL, I THINK YOU FOUND THE LAST UNICORN.
M-MAURICE?
YOU KNOW HOW MEN GET.
THEY BE LIKE, "I'M DONE. YOUR TURN."
YOU SOUND LIKE DANNI.
PLEASE DON'T EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN.
DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT WAY.
SHE PROBABLY TOLD YOU SOME STUPID ... LIKE
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME UP THAT HE WAS GAY.
DUMBASS.
SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
YOU NEED TO GET THAT AND HER OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
THAT IS A GOOD MAN.
HMM.
AHEM. UH, MAURICE, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT BUYING HIM SOMETHING.
OOH, GIRL! HE MUST HAVE BEEN DAMN GOOD.
YOU'RE BUYING HIM STUFF ALREADY?
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. THEY TOOK ALL MAURICE'S MONEY.
WELL, CAN YOU JUST TELL ME
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE?
MAURICE: OH, I OWN THOSE.
UH-UH. HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.
THAT'S FOR EASY ACCESS.
HMM. HEH. OK.
WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
OH. NO--NO, MA'AM.
THAT IS ALSO FOR-- HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE
ANY OF THOSE.
SEE RIGHT THERE? THAT'S A FLAP
FOR THAT QUICK SLAP.
WELL, I HAVE CUSTOMERS.
WE AIN'T EVEN OPEN YET.
MAURICE: YEAH. WHATEVER.
ANDI: HEY, GIRL.
KAREN: OH, PERFECT TIMING.
EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MEN.
OH, I MEANT I GOT A BREAK, SO...
- OH, YEAH. - YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE JUICE BAR?
- YES, PLEASE. - OK. LET'S GO.
JAMIE, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
GIRL, LET'S GET THIS JUICE.
- I'M READY. - SO?
- WHAT IS IT? - HOW'S IT GOING?
TELL ME HOW LAST NIGHT WENT.
NO. ENOUGH OF MY SHIT. YOU TELL ME. COME ON.
TELL ME. I WANT TO KNOW.
I WAS IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING,
AND I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME THAT HIS WIFE
CAME TO THE RESTAURANT.
- OH, GOD. - UH-HUH.
WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT WAS NOTHING.
- HEY. - HMM?
WHAT IS IT?
OK. FINE.
ANDI: SO WHO IS THIS GUY?
KAREN: SOME GUY I MET AT THE SUPERMARKET.
ANDI: DO NOT DATE A MARRIED MAN.
KAREN: GIRL, HE AIN'T MARRIED. HE'S LEAVING.
DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH?
KAREN: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
IT MUST BE LIKE THAT IF SHE'S MEETING YOU
AT THE RESTAURANT.
WILL YOU LISTEN, OK?
HE FORGOT HIS WALLET, CALLED HIS WIFE,
SHE BROUGHT IT TO HIM.
OH. THEY'RE SWINGERS.
KAREN: NO. THEY'RE NOT, OK?
SHE CHEATED ON HIM, AND HE'S LEAVING HER.
WHAT YOU GONNA GET?
THAT SOUNDS AWFULLY FAMILIAR, DON'T YOU THINK?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
- YES. - OK. AH-AH.
HIS WIFE SHOWED UP AT MY JOB THIS MORNING.
- WHAT? - YEAH.
SHE WAS TELLING ME HOW GOOD HE IS
AND JUST BEGGING ME TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
- DID SHE THREATEN YOU? - NO. GIRL, NO.
SHE WAS BEGGING. I MEAN, FULL WHITE TEARS,
ALL OF IT.
- THE WHITE TEARS? - YES. WHITE ONES.
MMM. SAYING WHAT?
THAT HE'S A GOOD MAN, JUST PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE,
GIVE HER A CHANCE TO FIX HER MARRIAGE,
GIVE HER 6 MONTHS.
IF IT DON'T WORK OUT, SHE'LL BRING HIM.
- WHAT?! - YEAH.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. IS THIS A BLACK WOMAN?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT BECAUSE THAT'S CRAZY.
KAREN: EXACTLY. ANDI: THAT'S INSANE.
WAIT. SO DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA LEAVE HER?
WHO KNOWS?
DO YOU LIKE HIM?
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
OH, YOU LIKE HIM LIKE HIM.
LOOK. I JUST MET HIM. STOP. YOU GONNA ORDER?
GO AHEAD. ORDER SOMETHING.
ANDI: NO. THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.
- NO. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT. - NO?
NO. LOOK. IF HE GETS A DIVORCE, MAYBE,
BUT UNTIL THEN, I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE REBOUND CHICK.
LIKE ME?
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
NO, IT'S TRUE.
- ANDI. - NO. LOOK. IT'S OK. IT'S OK.
GIRL, I'M SORRY. REALLY, I AM, OK?
SOMETHING MADE ME FEEL SO SICK LAST NIGHT.
WHAT WAS IT?
DO YOU KNOW HE ASKED ME TO REPRESENT HER
TO HELP HIM WITH HIS DIVORCE?
- WHAT?! - YEAH.
KAREN: HE JUST SAID IT LIKE THAT?
I MEAN, HE WAS A BIT DRUNK, BUT YEAH.
- THAT IS LOW. - I KNOW,
BUT IT'S SO OUT OF CHARACTER,
AND THE WHOLE TIME I'M THINKING,
"DO I EVEN KNOW THIS MAN?"
ANDI, YOU NOT THINKING ABOUT DOING IT?
NO. NOT AT ALL,
BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE THAT BOTHERS ME.
WHAT?
SHE HASN'T CALLED ME TODAY.
YOU WANT HER TO CALL YOU?
I MEAN, I'M GONNA REFER HER TO ANOTHER LAWYER,
BUT...WHY HASN'T SHE CALLED ME?
SOMETHING'S UP.
I WONDER WHAT IT IS.
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT'S NOT GOOD.
I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY ANYMORE.
KAREN: IT'S JUICE, GIRL. IT'S NOT A MEAL REPLACEMENT.
EITHER WAY, I'M NOT HUNGRY.
MY APPETITE IS GONE. IS THAT OK WITH YOU?
KAREN: YOU CAN GO.
- I'M GETTING A SMOOTHIE. - OK. FINE.
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
FATIMA: MS. BARNS, MR. BELLAMY WOULD LIKE
TO SEE YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM,
AND HE SAID TO BRING YOUR THINGS.
ANNOUNCER: NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
- WHAT'S GOING ON? - MS. BORDERS, GO ON.
ARE YOU REALLY OK WITH THIS?
I'M TELLING YOU HE CAME ON TO ME.
SABRINA: I'M TELLING YOU HE WAS HIGH.
ARE YOU SAYING HE CAN ONLY BE ATTRACTED TO ME IF HE'S HIGH?
ANDI: COME ON. HE COULD BE THE ONE,
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CHEAT ON HIM.
CALVIN: YOU KNOW, I HAD THE GREATEST TIME LAST NIGHT.
- DID YOU? - YOU DIDN'T?
SABRINA: YOU DID DO ALL THE WORK.
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO.
AS LONG AS YOU KEEP BEING THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE,
WE ALWAYS GONNA BE FRIENDS,
BUT THAT GIRL THAT I MET THAT NIGHT,
DON'T EVER LET HER SHOW UP,
AND WE WON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS.