GARY: I DON'T HAVE A PRENUP. SHE'S GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING.
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
GARY: MAYBE IF YOU REPRESENTED HER, YOU COULD--
ANDI: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
SABRINA: I WAS THINKING ABOUT BUYING HIM SOMETHING.
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THESE?
MAURICE: MM-MM. HE'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.
THAT'S FOR EASY ACCESS.
ZAC: I KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
IT JUST MAKES ME THINK HOW DIFFERENT THINGS COULD'VE BEEN
IF YOU WOULD'VE PAID ATTENTION TO ME.
ANDI: SHE HASN'T CALLED ME TODAY.
KAREN: YOU WANT HER TO CALL YOU?
ANDI: I'M GONNA REFER HER TO ANOTHER LAWYER,
BUT WHY WOULD SHE CALL ME?
FATIMA:: MR. BELLAMY WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM,
AND HE SAID TO BRING YOUR THINGS.
ANDI: UM, HI. WHAT'S GOING ON?
BELLAMY: DO YOU WANT TO TALK? CLIENT: NO.
ANDI: WELL, SOMEONE TELL ME.
BELLAMY: WELL, MS. BORDERS IS FEELING BAD ABOUT
PULLING OUT OF HER DIVORCE.
SHE FEELS EMBARRASSED AND HUMILIATED.
SHE WAS GONNA GO TO ANOTHER LAW FIRM, BUT I CONVINCED HER
SHE SHOULD TALK TO YOU FIRST.
ANDI: WELL, IF MRS. BORDERS FEELS LIKE SHE
SHOULD GO TO--
BELLAMY: I AGREE. SHE SHOULD BE REPRESENTED HERE,
AND THAT'S WHY I TOLD HER THAT YOU HAD NO JUDGMENTS AT ALL.
ANDI: WELL, SIR, I THINK-- BELLAMY: NO JUDGMENT.
ANDI: NO. NO JUDGMENT...
NOT REGARDING THE DIVORCE,
BUT THE THOUGHTS ON GOING TO ANOTHER ATTORNEY IS--
BELLAMY: WE WOULDN'T HEAR OF IT.
AND THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO BRING YOUR THINGS,
SO THAT YOU COULD TAKE MS. BORDERS TO COFFEE
AND LET HER KNOW THAT YOU'RE COMPLETELY OK
WITH REPRESENTING HER.
ANDI: MR. BELLAMY-- BELLAMY: MS. BORDERS, GO ON.
[JASMINE SNIFFLES]
JASMINE: LOOK, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE BEST.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE MY CASE AT ALL,
BUT PLEASE--PLEASE TAKE THIS CASE. PLEASE.
BELLAMY: SHE'D BE GLAD TO.
ANDI: LET'S GO TO MY OFFICE AND TALK ABOUT IT.
JASMINE: THANK YOU.
ANDI: WOULD YOU MIND WAITING FOR ME THERE?
JASMINE: NO, NO.
ANDI: I JUST HAVE TO TALK TO MY BOSS.
JASMINE: OK.
BELLAMY: THANKS, BOB AND JACK.
JASMINE: THANK YOU.
BELLAMY: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. YOU'RE REPRESENTING HER.
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
WOMAN: ♪ LET THEM BOYSS HOLD MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
ANDI: SIR, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I AM HAVING A--
BELLAMY: STOP RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THIS.
THAT IS HIS NET WORTH.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING FROM YOU
OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO REPRESENT HER.
'CAUSE SHE GETS HALF OF THAT, AND WE GET 1/3.
ANDI: I CAN'T DO IT.
BELLAMY: WHY NOT?
ANDI: I HAVE TO RECUSE MYSELF. I CAN'T DO IT.
BELLAMY: YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS THE WRONG WAY.
YOU HAVE ALL THE GOODS ON HIM. THE POWER, JUST USE IT.
ANDI: SIR, IF YOU ARE SUGGESTING--
BELLAMY: LOOK, UH, YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE GUY
A LONG TIME AGO.
ANDI: I NEVER SAID IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
BELLAMY: YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING.
ANDI: I WON'T DO IT.
BELLAMY: THEN YOU NEED TO WALK OUT THAT DOOR WITH HER.
[ANDI INHALES AND EXHALES]
ANDI: SIR?
BELLAMY: THIS IS HOW IT WILL GO, ANDI.
YOU ALREADY SIGNED HER.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN JEOPARDY OF BEING DISBARRED.
ANDI: I TOLD YOU THE FIRST DAY.
BELLAMY: NO, YOU DIDN'T.
ANDI: SIR, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
BELLAMY: I'M NOT THREATENING YOU.
I JUST WANT YOU TO DO YOUR JOB.
ANDI: BUT THIS IS NOT MY JOB.
BELLAMY: I JUST WANT YOU TO DO YOUR JOB AND DO IT NOW.
THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING, DO YOUR JOB.
JASMINE: HERE. IT'S YOURS ANYWAY.
I MEAN, THIS IS GONNA COST ME AN ARM AND A LEG,
SO I MIGHT AS WELL START PAYING NOW.
ANDI: I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP THAT.
JASMINE: PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE GONNA REPRESENT ME.
HELEN SWEARS BY YOU.
AND I DON'T EVEN TRUST ANYBODY ELSE.
ANDI: I KNOW A GREAT LAWYER.
JASMINE: I KNEW IT.
ANDI: WHAT?
JASMINE: THAT YOU WOULDN'T DO IT.
I SAW THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I TOLD YOU
I WAS GOING BACK TO HIM.
ANDI: WHAT LOOK?
JASMINE: THE LOOK I GAVE MILLIONS OF TIMES
WHEN MY MOTHER WENT BACK TO MY FATHER.
AND I TOLD MYSELF A THOUSAND TIMES THAT I
WOULD NEVER EVEN BE HER.
AND THERE I WAS.
HE CAME IN AND SAID THAT HE COULDN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
AND HE LEFT.
HE JUST--HE WALKED OUT.
AND MY KIDS WERE CRYING.
OUR SON, HE HAS AUTISM, AND THIS IS THE HARDEST ON HIM.
ANDI: DID HE SAY WHERE HE WAS GOING?
JASMINE: NO. JUST THAT IT WAS OVER
AND THAT HE COULDN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO COUNSELING,
TO WORKING THINGS OUT?
SON OF A BITCH.
ANDI: I'M SO SORRY.
I'M SURE HE HAS HIS REASONS.
JASMINE: WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF REASONS COULD SOMEONE HAVE
FOR WALKING OUT ON THEIR FAMILY? WHAT?
SOME $5 WHORE WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HERSELF
BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T BE...
I'M SORRY, OK? I AM-- I AM JUST SO MAD.
[EXHALES]
I CA--HA HA. I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS UP
WHEN HE CAME IN IN TEARS.
I THOUGHT HE WAS CRYING OVER US, BUT HE WAS CRYING OVER HER.
HIS WHORE MUST'VE UPSET HIM. I KNOW IT.
ANDI: UM...
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF?
JASMINE: NO. THIS PRIVATE DETECTIVE IS LAME AS HELL.
ANDI: GIVE ME HIS NUMBER, AND I'LL SEE WHAT HE HAS.
JASMINE: DOES THIS MEAN THAT YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ON MY CASE?
ANDI: I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
JASMINE: RIGHT. THANK YOU. HERE.
UM, LET ME, UH--THIS IS THE NUMBER.
ANDI: OH, GREAT. THANK YOU.
[JASMINE SIGHS]
[MAURICE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
MAURICE: THANK YOU, SIR. MM-HMM.
DANNI: WELL, HELLO.
DAMN. MAURICE: RIGHT.
DANNI: I--I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE--
MAURICE: YOU SAY SOMETHING SMART.
DANNI: SOMETHING SMART?
MAURICE: I AM A MAN. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
MAURICE: YOU WERE GONNA SAY YOU THOUGHT I WAS A MAN.
JUST BECAUSE I'M GAY DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT A MAN.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AND WHY YOU SO HOSTILE?
MAURICE: WHO? ME? DANNI: YEAH, YOU.
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A MAN I WAS INTERESTED IN.
MAURICE: YOU WERE NOT GONNA SAY THAT. WHY ARE YOU HERE ANYWAY?
DANNI: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
MAURICE: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY IN THE BANK.
DANNI: OK. I'M HERE TO SEE MY FRIEND.
MAURICE: WELL, YOUR FRIEND IS WORKING.
DANNI: OH, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, TOO?
MAURICE: I CAN'T STAND YOU. DANNI: YOU WANT ME.
[MAURICE IMITATES RETCHING NOISE]
DANNI: GO DO YOUR DAMN JOB, NEGRO.
MAURICE: I'M TRYING TO. SECURITY!
SABRINA: NEXT? DANNI: HOLD ON, BABE.
YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP YOUR MONEY OUT LIKE THAT. LATER. LATER.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY, SIR.
DANNI: WHEN DID YOU GET A POODLE FOR A BODYGUARD?
MAURICE: I HEARD THAT. SABRINA: HI.
DANNI: I WANTED YOU TO.
AND WHY IS HE SO HOSTILE?
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU REALLY DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AT
HIS NEW YEAR'S PARTY?
DANNI: WHY IS EVERYBODY BRINGING THAT PARTY UP TO ME?
SABRINA: EVERYBODY LIKE WHO?
DANNI: LIKE HIM AND ZAC.
OH, NO, BABY. SHE'S CLOSED. GO TO HIM.
SABRINA: DANNI! I'M--I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
DANNI: I HAVE A VERY LARGE DEPOSIT TO MAKE. THANK YOU.
WHAT? SHE DIDN'T SEE ME STANDING HERE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?
SABRINA: YOU KNOW I'M AT WORK, RIGHT?
DANNI: OK, I THINK ZAC CAME ON TO ME LAST NIGHT.
SABRINA: DANNI. DANNI: WHAT?
SABRINA: WHAT DID YOU GIVE HIM?
DANNI: I DIDN'T GIVE HIM NONE OF THIS, GIRL.
SABRINA: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. I'M SAYING THE WEED.
DANNI: I GAVE HIM THE MARLEY MIX.
SABRINA: OOH, GIRL, I CAME ON TO YOU SMOKING THAT.
DANNI: LISTEN, I'M SERIOUS.
SABRINA: LOOK, I THINK HE WAS JUST HIGH, OK?
DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT.
AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TELL KAREN.
DANNI: SABRINA, I'M TELLING YOU, HE CAME ON TO ME.
SABRINA: COME ON. I'M TELLING YOU HE WAS HIGH.
TALK TO HIM TODAY NOW THAT HE'S SOBER, OK?
DANNI: OK. ARE YOU SAYING HE CAN ONLY BE ATTRACTED TO ME
IF HE'S HIGH?
SABRINA: THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. YOU KNOW THAT.
ANDI: THEN EXPLAIN.
SABRINA: LOOK, THE TRUTH?
THE TRUTH JUST COMES OUT WHEN PEOPLE ARE SOBER.
DANNI: THEY TELL THE TRUTH WHEN THEY'RE SMOKING.
SABRINA: NOT THE ... YOU GIVE HIM.
WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?
DANNI: WELL, FIRST HE WAS PISSING ME OFF.
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME "YOU HIDE BEHIND YOUR JOKES
AND THAT SEXUAL STUFF."
AND THEN HE SAID I DO IT BECAUSE I'M LONELY AND VULNERABLE, HMM?
SABRINA: HE USED THE TRUTH ON YOU.
DANNI: WHAT?! SABRINA: I MEAN--
DANNI: OH, SO NOW HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH,
BUT WHEN HE WAS COMING ON TO ME, IT WASN'T?
SABRINA: THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. DANNI!
JUST TALK TO THE MAN!
DANNI: YOU'RE YELLING IN A BANK.
SABRINA: LOOK, FIND OUT WHAT THE TRUTH IS
NOW THAT THERE ARE NO CHEMICALS INVOLVED, OK? GOT IT?
DANNI: OK. SABRINA: ALL RIGHT.
NOW, CAN YOU LET ME DO MY JOB?
DANNI: I NEED TO MAKE A WITHDRAWAL.
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU AIN'T GOT AN ACCOUNT HERE.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER OVER DRINKS, OK?
DANNI: OK.
SABRINA: MEET ME AT FREDDY D'S AT 6:00.
DANNI: OK. SABRINA: ALL RIGHT.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. BYE. SABRINA: BYE.
DANNI: BRING MONEY. SABRINA: LOVE YOU. WHAT?
DANNI: THANKS, GIRL. IT'S ON YOU.
SABRINA: UGH. NEXT?
CALL ME BACK, PLEASE.
RECORDED VOICE: TO ERASE THIS MESSAGE, PRESS 7.
GARY: OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SAID SOME THINGS TO YOU LAST NIGHT THAT WERE JUST STUPID.
I WAS DRINKING.
I WOULD NEVER ASK YOU TO RISK YOUR CAREER FOR ME.
ANDI: YEAH, WELL, YOU DID.
GARY: BABE, I'M SO SORRY. I'M JUST CONFUSED.
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW.
AND I'M SURE THIS IS CONFUSING FOR YOU, TOO. PLEASE CALL ME.
IF NOT--
RECORDED VOICE: TO ERASE THIS MESSAGE--
FATIMA: MS. BARNES. ANDI: YES?
FATIMA: YOU HAVE AN AARON HARPER CARTER HERE
TO SEE YOU.
ANDI: WHO IS THAT? FATIMA: AARON HARPER CARTER.
HE SAID HE WAS RECOMMENDED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND KAREN.
ANDI: OK. DOES HE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
FATIMA: NO.
ANDI: OK. HOLD ON A SEC. I'LL SEE IF I CAN SEE HIM.
THANK YOU. FATIMA: MM-HMM.
HEY, GIRL. KAREN: HEY, GIRL.
ANDI: DID YOU SEND AN AARON HARPER CARTER TO SEE ME?
KAREN: THAT'S THE GUY I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
ANDI: OH. KAREN: IS HE THERE?
ANDI: YEAH, WITH NO APPOINTMENT.
KAREN: OH, MY GOSH. HE MUST BE SERIOUS.
ANDI: YEAH, DEFINITELY. KAREN: WELL, THEN.
ANDI: LOOK, BETWEEN HIS WIFE AND GARY'S WIFE, I DON'T--
KAREN: SHE CAME? ANDI: YES, SHE CAME TODAY.
KAREN: ANDI.
ANDI: GIRL, MY BOSS PRACTICALLY FORCED ME TO TAKE HER CASE.
KAREN: CAN HE DO THAT?
ANDI: HE SAUD THAT I ALREADY COMMITTED TO TAKE THE CASE
AND IT ALREADY PUTS THE FIRM AT RISK.
SO, YEAH, HE CAN.
KAREN: HE'S MESSED UP.
ANDI: I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT TONIGHT, OK?
KAREN: OK. OH, YOU GONNA SEE HIM?
ANDI: OH, AARON? KAREN: YEAH.
ANDI: YES, BUT I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT HE TELLS YOU.
KAREN: GIRL, WE ABIDING BY THE RULES NOW?
ANDI: I KNOW WE'RE ABIDING BY HANG UP NOW.
KAREN: SORRY. ANDI: BYE-BYE.
YES, COULD YOU SEND HIM BACK?
THANK YOU.
I'M ANDREA.
AARON: AARON. NICE TO MEET YOU.
UM, THANK YOU FOR SEEING ME.
ANDI: HAVE A SEAT. AARON: THANK YOU.
ANDI: SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
AARON: UH, WELL, UM, MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME.
CHEATED ON ME, APPARENTLY, MORE TIMES THAN I REALIZED.
ANDI: I'M SORRY. AARON: IT'S FINE.
UH, THIS IS THE PROOF.
THESE ARE HER TEXT MESSAGES.
AND HERE ARE PICTURES WITH HER AND THE GUY.
THIS IS THE AIRPORT, THEM ON VACATION.
AND I'LL GIVE HER THE CAR AND THE HOUSE.
WE CAN SHARE CUSTODY OF THE KIDS AS LONG AS SHE
CONTINUES TO GO TO THERAPY.
AND I'M PREPARED TO GIVE HER 1.8 MILLION AND 25,000 A MONTH.
WHAT?
ANDI: SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE IT ALL WORKED OUT.
AARON: I'VE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT.
ANDI: WELL, THIS IS A GREAT START,
BUT I WILL NEED TO SPEAK WITH HER COUNSEL.
AARON: NO, NO. SHE SIGNED IT.
ANDI: WHEN? AARON: THIS MORNING.
ANDI: REALLY?
AARON: YES, I JUST NEED IT FILED.
ANDI: DOES SHE HAVE AN ATTORNEY?
AARON: NO. ANDI: WAS IT NOTARIZED?
AARON: NO.
ANDI: WELL, I THINK SHE NEEDS REPRESENTATION.
AARON: WHY?
ANDI: SHE CAN TELL A JUDGE THAT YOU MADE HER SIGN THIS
UNDER DURESS AND THAT SHE HAD NO ATTORNEY.
AARON: NO. I DON'T CARE. SHE WON'T CONTEST IT, OK?
IT'S SIGNED. LET'S JUST GET IT FILED.
ANDI: OK, WELL, IN ORDER TO DO THAT,
WE HAVE TO GET IT NOTARIZED.
AARON: DO YOU HAVE ONE HERE?
ANDI: YES, WE DO. BUT I WILL NEED HER PRESENT.
AARON: SHE CAN COME RIGHT OVER. CAN WE GET THIS DONE?
ANDI: YES. BUT IF I MAY ASK, WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY?
AARON: I HAVE ONE RULE, AND THAT'S NEVER CHEAT ON ME EVER.
I CAN DEAL WITH ANYTHING BUT THIS ONE.
SO NO, THERE'S NO GOING BACK. I WANT OUT, AND I WANT OUT NOW.
ANDI: WELL, IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, I FEEL LIKE--
AARON: I'M SORRY, ANDREA.
I'M NOT A MAN THAT'S UNCLEAR IN HIS DECISIONS.
I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
SHALL I BRING HER IN?
ANDI: OK. AARON: OK.
CAN YOU GIVE ME 30 MINUTES?
ANDI: OK.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
KAREN: HEY! DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING YOUR BILL. OK.
WHAT'D HE SAY?
ANDI: YEAH, HE WANTS A DIVORCE TODAY.
KAREN: WHAT?! ANDI: HA HA. YES, GIRL.
A MAN THAT KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.
KAREN: WHAT HAPPENED?
ANDI: I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING TONIGHT.
KAREN: OK. FINE. ANDI: THAT I CAN.
KAREN: GIRL, STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT, OK? BYE.
ANDI: BYE.
ZAC: HEY. DANNI: HMM?
ZAC: YOU GOOD? DANNI: I'M JUST BUSY.
ZAC: THERE AIN'T NOBODY HERE.
DANNI: I STILL HAVE REPORTS TO DO.
ZAC: COME ON, GIRL. WHY YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
DANNI: OH, YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
YEAH, GO AHEAD. YOU WAS TALKING A MOUTHFUL THEN.
ZAC: IT WAS THE WEED.
DANNI: OH, NO. IT WAS JUST HELPING YOU BE YOU.
ZAC: LOOK, I KNOW--
[SIGHS]
I SAID SOME THINGS THAT CROSSED THE LINE.
DANNI: WHAT'D YOU SAY?
ZAC: YOU KNOW. DANNI: REFRESH MY MEMORY.
ZAC: COME ON, DANNI. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID.
DANNI: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID,
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID?
ZAC: I SAID YOU NEEDED TO STOP HIDING BEHIND THE JOKES.
DANNI: MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM. WHAT ELSE YOU SAY?
ZAC: I ALSO SAID THAT I WAS INTO YOU
AND THAT I WISH YOU DIDN'T PUSH ME OFF ON YOUR FRIEND.
DANNI: OK, SO YOU DO REMEMBER. ZAC: I DO REMEMBER.
I DON'T NEED NO PEN TO TELL YOU THAT NEITHER.
DANNI: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU?
ZAC: 'CAUSE YOU, LIKE--YOU BE WALKING AROUND HERE EVERY DAY,
TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT...
DANNI: WHAT?! ZAC: I'M JUST SAYING.
DANNI: SO WE TALKING REAL NOW, RIGHT?
ZAC: I NEVER STOPPED.
DANNI: IF YOU WERE INTERESTED,
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.
ZAC: I WASN'T INTERESTED.
DANNI: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ARE CONFUSING THE SHIT OUT OF ME, OK?
ZAC: DANNI, I WASN'T INTERESTED IN THAT PERSON
YOU WERE PRETENDING TO BE.
HELL, I DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO KNOW YOU UNTIL THAT NIGHT.
DANNI: YEAH, WELL, FORGET IT.
ZAC: LISTEN, THAT'S WHO YOU ARE.
THAT'S WHO YOU SHOULD BE.
THAT'S WHAT DUDES LIKE ME ARE INTO.
DANNI: YOU'RE WITH MY FRIEND? ZAC: I'M NOT WITH KAREN.
DANNI: YOU ONCE WERE.
SO YOU AND ME WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING MORE
THAN A COOL-ASS FRIENDSHIP, OK?
ZAC: I KNOW THAT.
DANNI: STOP ALL THIS TALK ABOUT ME BEING BEAUTIFUL, OK?
I ALREADY KNOW THAT, ZAC.
ZAC: SO THEN STOP WATCHING ME WHEN I GET OUT THE SHOWER.
DANNI: OH, I'MA DO THAT. ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI: I MEAN IT. STOP IT.
ZAC: YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNI?
AS LONG AS YOU KEEP BEING THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE,
WE ALWAYS GONNA BE FRIENDS.
BUT THAT GIRL THAT I MET THAT NIGHT,
DON'T EVER LET HER SHOW UP,
AND WE WON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS.
DANNI: LISTEN, GO TALK TO KAREN. I CAN'T--
ZAC: NO. I'M--NO. DANNI: THAT GIRL LOVES YOU.
ZAC: I MESSED UP, OK? I ADMIT THAT.
BUT SHE DIDN'T CALL ME OR NOTHING.
SO CLEARLY SHE DON'T FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME
AS I FEEL ABOUT HER.
DANNI: LISTEN, I KNOW THAT GIRL, AND SHE LOVES YOU.
ZAC: IT'S TOO BAD.
DANNI: I THINK YOU SHOULD GO AND TALK TO HER.
ZAC: NAH, THERE'S NO WAY.
SHE ALWAYS TALK DOWN TO ME, ALWAYS MADE ME FEEL LESS THAN.
SHE--SHE WAS REAL GOOD AT THAT,
BUT WE GO THROUGH SOMETHING, SHE DON'T CALL OR TEXT ME?
I'M GOOD. NO. I'M GOOD. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
DANNI: I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER.
ZAC: DANNI, YOU AND ME. WE GOOD.
ME AND HER? DONE.
DANNI: YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER.
ZAC: I'M NOT TALKING TO HER, DANNI. DAMN.
SABRINA: HEY, GIRL. KAREN: HEY.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE, BUT YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET ME IN AND OUT BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK?
KAREN: WHAT WE DOING?
SABRINA: I JUST NEED A LITTLE TOUCH-UP.
KAREN: GIRL. SABRINA: COME ON.
JUST GET THE BACK.
KAREN: OK, OK, I GOT YOU. SIT DOWN.
SABRINA: THANKS.
THANK YOU. KAREN: OF COURSE. I GOT YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT.
SABRINA: SO HOW ARE YOU? KAREN: I'M GOOD.
WHAT?
SABRINA: WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME OR TALKED TO ME ABOUT ZAC?
KAREN: DON'T MENTION HIM, OK? SABRINA: OK.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S STAYING?
KAREN: WHAT PART OF "DON'T MENTION HIM" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
DO YOU NOT WANT THIS HAIR DONE?
SABRINA: OK, FINE.
KAREN: I'M DONE, OK? I'M MOVING ON.
SABRINA: OK.
GIRL, I WISH I HAD WHAT YOU HAVE.
KAREN: WHAT YOU MEAN?
SABRINA: YOU AND ANDI.
GOT THAT ON-AND-OFF SWITCH ON YOUR HEART.
KAREN: IT'S CALLED PROTECT YOURSELF.
SABRINA: I GUESS.
KAREN: DON'T GUESS, BABY.
WE GOTTA DO WHAT'S BEST FOR US.
SABRINA: OK. I'LL DROP IT.
DID DANNI CALL YOU?
KAREN: NO. ABOUT WHAT?
SABRINA: WELL, SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GO OUT TONIGHT.
KAREN: OH, NO, I AIN'T GOING TO THAT STRIP CLUB. NO.
SABRINA: SHE DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT NO STRIP CLUB.
KAREN: YOU KNOW HER.
SABRINA: WE'RE OVERDUE FOR A NIGHT OUT.
KAREN: WE JUST HAD A NIGHT OUT.
SABRINA: YEAH, BUT I MEAN, LIKE, WE COULD PARTY AND DANCE.
JUST US GIRLS. NO STRIPPERS.
KAREN: FINE. WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
SABRINA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
KAREN: YOU LOVE TO STAY HOME.
SABRINA: I KNOW.
I'M JUST READY TO GO OUT.
KAREN: DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM RED PANTIES?
SABRINA: I HATE THAT SHE SHOWED YOU THOSE.
KAREN: WELL, WHO WAS IT?
SABRINA: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.
KAREN: I DON'T. SHE JUST...
SABRINA: KAREN. KAREN: ASKED ME. OK.
SO, HE WAS WEARING THOSE?
SABRINA: YEAH. I JUST GOT SO TURNED OFF
WHEN I SAW THEM.
KAREN: WELL...
SABRINA: DON'T ACT LIKE SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
KAREN: SHE DIDN'T. SABRINA: KAREN.
KAREN: OK. SO, HE WOULDN'T COME UP
WHEN YOU PULLED HIM UP? AT ALL?
UH-OH.
SABRINA: DOES ANDI KNOW, TOO?
KAREN: YEAH. SABRINA: DAMN.
KAREN: GIRL, IT'S US.
OK? WHAT YOU THINK?
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, I GOT PAST THE THING WITH HIM
AND THE GUY IN THE RESTAURANT,
ESPECIALLY AFTER, YOU KNOW, HE TOLD ME ABOUT--
KAREN: TWO DADS?
SABRINA: ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THE STORY OR--
KAREN: I'M SORRY. GO ON. MY BAD.
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
KAREN: THE ONLY REASON YOU IN THIS MESS
IS 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
SO, JUST ASK HIM.
SABRINA: I KNOW.
KAREN: DIDN'T HE SAY BE HONEST WITH HIM?
SABRINA: YEAH.
KAREN: OK. THEN JUST GO OUT TO DINNER,
INVITE HIM OVER, AND ASK HIM.
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GONNA LIKE THAT.
KAREN: GO AHEAD, THEN. STAY IN THE DARK.
I DON'T CARE.
SABRINA: I WANT TO KNOW, BUT...
KAREN: WHAT?
SABRINA: I JUST FEEL SO JUDGMENTAL.
KAREN: WELL, THEN STAY IN THE DARK.
SABRINA: I MEAN, I NEVER SAW A MAN
WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HAVE YOU?
KAREN: NO.
MAYBE HE'S A FREAK.
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
KAREN: COME ON, GIRL. LET ME JUST DO YOUR HAIR
'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT MUCH TIME.
YOU KEEP TURNING AROUND LIKE THIS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
HE DO GOT A PRETTY ASS, THOUGH.
AARON: THIS IS HER.
ANDI: I'M ANDREA.
FAWN: HEY.
ANDI: I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.
THE CAMERA IS ON, OK?
FAWN: OK.
ANDI: ARE YOU BEING FORCED TO SIGN THIS IN ANY WAY?
FAWN: NO.
ANDI: AND YOU DO NOT WANT A LAWYER TO REPRESENT YOU?
FAWN: NO. HE WANTS ME TO SIGN THEM,
SO, I WILL.
ANDI: DO YOU WANT TO SIGN THEM?
FAWN: NO.
AARON: FAWN...
FAWN: I WANT TO FIX OUR MARRIAGE.
AARON: THERE'S NO WAY TO FIX WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
FAWN: I CAN TRY.
AARON: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.
FAWN: I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
AARON: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
BEFORE YOU-- FAWN: YEAH. OK. WHEN I WAS--
AARON: SAY HIS NAME.
FAWN: AARON... AARON: NO.
THAT'S MY NAME. SAY HIS NAME.
FAWN: SKIP.
AARON: HEAR THAT, ANDREA?
SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A MAN NAMED SKIP.
FAWN: I'M SORRY.
ANDI: THERE'S NO NEED TO BE RUDE, MR. CARTER.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD.
FAWN: I ASKED HER TO GIVE US 6 MONTHS.
AARON: WHO?
FAWN: THE WOMAN THAT YOU'RE DATING.
AARON: THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
FAWN: I WENT TO HER THIS MORNING,
AND I BEGGED HER TO GIVE ME
6 MONTHS TO MAKE THIS RIGHT.
AARON: YOU WENT TO SEE KAREN?
FAWN: YES.
AARON: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
ANDI: YES.
AARON: SHE WENT TO SEE YOUR FRIEND.
FAWN: SHE'S YOUR FRIEND?
ANDI: YES.
FAWN: PLEASE, PLEASE BEG HER TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
AARON: ARE YOU INSANE? I JUST MET HER.
WE'RE NOT SEEING EACH OTHER.
FAWN: I SEE THE WAY YOU LOOK AT HER.
AARON: WILL YOU SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS?
FAWN: I LOVE YOU. AARON: FAWN, SIGN THE DAMN
PAPERS NOW!
FAWN: WILL YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TRY?
AARON: I WON'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING
IF THESE PAPERS AREN'T SIGNED RIGHT NOW.
JUST SIGN THE PAPERS. SIGN THE PAPERS.
WOULD YOU JUST SIGN THE PAPERS?
FAWN: OK.
OK.
WHERE DO I SIGN?
ANDI: YOU'RE NOT BEING FORCED TO DO THIS, RIGHT?
FAWN: NO.
ANDI: OK.
PLEASE SIGN HERE AND HERE
AND ANYWHERE THERE'S A HIGHLIGHTED "X."
[FAWN SNIFFLES]
ANDI: CAROL, SEND THE NOTARY IN, PLEASE.
FAWN: NOW WHAT?
ANDI: I WILL FILE THEM WITH THE COURT.
FAWN: AND WE'RE DIVORCED?
ANDI: YES.
FAWN: NOW WILL YOU AT LEAST TRY?
AARON: I'LL TRY.
FAWN: THANK YOU.
UM, WHEN WILL I SEE YOU?
AARON: YOU'LL SEE ME WHEN I COME TO PICK UP MY KIDS.
FAWN: I MEAN WHEN WILL I SEE YOU TO TRY?
AARON: YOU'LL SEE ME WHEN I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE SEMEN STAINS ON YOUR BLACK BLOUSE.
THANK YOU, ANDREA.
[DOOR SLAMS]
ANDI: I'M VERY SORRY.
FAWN: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
MAURICE: GIRL, LOOK.
CALVIN: FOR YOU.
MAURICE: FOR ME?
CALVIN: YOU WISH. MAURICE: UHH.
CALVIN: HEY. SABRINA: HI.
CALVIN: COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
SABRINA: THANK YOU. CALVIN: OH, AND BAM.
GOT A DEPOSIT.
SABRINA: OK. I CAN PROCESS THAT FOR YOU.
CALVIN: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SABRINA: I LOVE THESE.
CALVIN: YEAH. AHH.
YOU KNOW, I HAD THE GREATEST TIME LAST NIGHT.
SABRINA: DID YOU?
CALVIN: YEAH.
WHAT, YOU DIDN'T?
SABRINA: WELL, NO, I MEAN, I WAS JUST WONDERING.
CALVIN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SABRINA: I MEAN, YOU DID DO ALL THE WORK, SO...
CALVIN: WELL, BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO.
SABRINA: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
CALVIN: I MEAN, YOU JUST LAID THERE LIKE,
PULLED MY PANTS DOWN AND WAS LIKE,
"YOU DO ALL THE WORK."
SABRINA: WELL, NOT REALLY. AT ONE POINT, DIDN'T YOU FEEL ME
PULLING YOU UP?
CALVIN: NO.
SABRINA: YEAH, I WAS-- I DON'T KNOW.
YOU JUST KIND OF STAYED ON YOUR KNEES
FOR A LONG TIME.
CALVIN: I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.
SABRINA: NO. NOT JUST THAT.
CALVIN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SABRINA: I WAS JUST-- I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST WANTED YOU ON-- ON TOP OF ME, YOU KNOW.
CALVIN: OH!
SABRINA: ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THAT CONVERSATION, SO...
CALVIN: GIRL, AIN'T NOBODY HERE.
[SABRINA LAUGHS] THAT THING CAN READ
OUR LIPS, SO...
--[MAURICE MOUTHS "I SURE CAN."]
CALVIN: THAT'S YOUR BOY.
SABRINA: GO TO YOUR OFFICE AND FINISH YOUR AUDIT.
MAURICE: I COULD DO IT RIGHT HERE,
SABRINA: MAURICE!
MAURICE: I'M DOING IT RIGHT HERE.
CALVIN: LOOK, IF YOU WANTED ME ON TOP OF YOU,
YOU SHOULD'VE JUST SAID THAT.
SABRINA: I WAS PULLING YOU.
CALVIN: NO, YOU WEREN'T
SABRINA: YES, I WAS.
CALVIN: DIDN'T YOUR MAMA EVER TELL YOU
TO USE YOUR WORDS WHEN YOU TALK?
I KNOW MY DADS ALWAYS DID.
SABRINA: THAT'S INSULTING.
CALVIN: LOOK, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
I JUST LIKE TO EXPRESS MYSELF.
AND HONESTLY, WHEN I SAW YOU LAYING THERE,
MOANING AND SQUIRMING,
I GOT TURNED ON.
SABRINA: WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?
CALVIN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SABRINA: I COULDN'T...AHEM.
JUST COULDN'T TELL IF YOU WERE EXCITED OR NOT.
[CALVIN LAUGHS] REALLY?
SABRINA: YEAH.
CALVIN: OK.
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM,
IS THERE A BATHROOM HERE THAT I CAN USE?
SABRINA: BATHROOMS ARE FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY.
CALVIN: OH, IF THOSE CAMERAS WEREN'T THERE, I'D SHOW YOU
HOW TURNED ON YOU MAKE ME.
SABRINA: YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE BATHROOM.
CALVIN: MY CAR'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.
SABRINA: OK. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.
CALVIN: I'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT AT 11:00.
SABRINA: I'M GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
CALVIN: THAT'S COOL. I'LL BE THERE WAITING.
OH, AND UH...
COME HOME TIPSY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
SABRINA: HAVE A NICE DAY.
MAURICE: GIRL, I LOVE HIS SWAG.
SABRINA: GO. GO WORK.
MAURICE: WE CLOSED.
KAREN: HEY. ANDI: HEY.
KAREN: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COME OVER.
ANDI: IT'S LOOKING GOOD IN HERE, GIRL.
KAREN: THANKS. JUST GOT IT CLEANED UP.
ANDI: HOW'S IT GOING?
KAREN: GOOD. FINALLY MAKING SOME MONEY. SO...
ANDI: CONGRATULATIONS.
I KNOW THIS WAS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR YOU.
KAREN: THANK YOU.
AND I CAN START PAYING YOU BACK.
YEAH. ANDI: YEAH.
BITCH, GIVE ME MY MONEY.
KAREN: SLOWLY. SLOWLY. SLOWLY.
SO...WHAT HAPPENED?
ANDI: I KNEW THAT WOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
KAREN: TELL ME. PLEASE. PLEASE. [ANDI LAUGHS]
ANDI: OK, I CAN TELL YOU THIS,
BECAUSE IT'S PUBLIC RECORD.
THEY'RE DIVORCED. I FILED THE PAPERS.
KAREN: WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.
ANDI: GOOD FOR YOU, YOU MEAN.
KAREN: WHAT YOU MEAN?
ANDI: HE IS FINE AS HELL. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.
KAREN: ANDI.
ANDI: ALL RIGHT. KAREN: RIGHT.
ANDI: BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CHEAT ON HIM.
KAREN: WHEN HAVE I EVER CHEATED?
ANDI: AHEM.
KAREN: THAT DON'T COUNT.
ANDI: HOW DOESN'T IT COUNT?
'CAUSE YOU ONLY LET HIM PUT THE TIP IN?
KAREN: OH, WHOA. WOULD YOU STOP, PLEASE?
ANDI: I'M JUST SAYING. I'M JUST SAYING.
KAREN: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "DON'T CHEAT"? HMM?
ANDI: THIS NEGRO GOT HIS RULES,
AND IF YOU BREAK THEM, HE'S GONE.
WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THAT?
KAREN: BECAUSE WE'RE US.
ANDI: WELL, I LIKE HIM.
KAREN: WELL, ANYHOO,
HOW'S GARY AND HIS WIFE? HMM?
ANDI: I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME, GET DRESSED,
AND MEET YOU AND THE GIRLS OUT.
KAREN: YOU GONNA LEAVE HIM AT THE HOUSE?
ANDI: I JUST NEED A DRINK.
I WANT A DRINK, AND I JUST WANT
TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS.
BUT HE DID APOLOGIZE FOR
ASKING ME TO REPRESENT HER.
KAREN: OH. DID YOU TELL HIM
THAT SHE CAME TO SEE YOU?
ANDI: OH, NO, GIRL.
I'LL SAVE THAT LITTLE TIDBIT
FOR A FACE-TO-FACE.
KAREN: OOH! OK! ALL RIGHT!
ANDI: ALL RIGHT, SO, I'LL MEET YOU TONIGHT?
KAREN: YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO GO OVER THERE.
I'M ALMOST FINISHED HERE. I JUST GOTTA...
ANDI: GOOD. OH, UM,
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE A SHOWER?
KAREN: YEAH, I'M GONNA HEAD HOME FIRST.
ANDI: GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE PERM AND WEAVE.
KAREN: THAT ALSO SMELLS LIKE MONEY, OK?
ANDI: SPEAKING OF MONEY, YOU STILL OWE--
KAREN: THE DOOR. ANDI: OK.
KAREN: SAME ONE THAT YOU CAME IN.
ANDI: YEAH. CAUGHT THAT.
ZAC: HEY...DANNI! DANNI...
DANNI: WHAT? WHAT?
ZAC: STOP ACTING LIKE THAT.
DANNI: THEN GO SOMEWHERE.
ZAC: I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE RIGHT.
DANNI: I KNOW. I'M RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.
ZAC: SLOW DOWN. WHY YOU WALKING SO FAST?
GOSH. DANNI: IS THIS ALL RIGHT?
ZAC: YOU SEE THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE?
I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS GIRL.
SO KEEP THAT UP. DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: JUST CAME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU WAS RIGHT.
DANNI: I KNOW, AND AS MUCH AS I MIGHT WANT TO,
I-I-I CAN'T DO THAT TO MY GIRL.
YOU NOT GETTING NONE OF THIS, ZAC.
ZAC: DANNI, CAN YOU JUST BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE?
DANNI: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
ZAC: KAREN.
DANNI: WHAT ABOUT HER?
ZAC: IF I SEE HER, RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, SO, I FEEL LIKE
I SHOULD TALK TO HER FIRST TO--
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
DANNI: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM.
ZAC: DO YOU THINK?
SHE WOULD WANT TO SEE ME OR TALK TO ME?
DANNI: HELL IF I KNOW.
ZAC: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHY I TALK TO YOU.
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.
DANNI: OF COURSE SHE DOES. ALL RIGHT?
NO. I DON'T KNOW. I CAN CHECK.
ZAC: NO, NO, I GOT IT.
TRUST ME, I DON'T--
FINE, I'M GOOD. ALL RIGHT?
DANNI: YOU SURE? ZAC: I'M POSITIVE.
I'M GOOD. ALL RIGHT?
DANNI: OK. ZAC: I'LL MEET YOU AT HOME.
DANNI: DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT. ZAC: LIKE WHAT?
DANNI: LIKE WE BUILDING A HOME TOGETHER.
ZAC: WE ARE. I PAY HALF THE RENT.
DANNI: WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THE WRONG IMPRESSION,
NOT GETTING HALF THIS ASS, SO...
ZAC: HOW DID WE GET HERE AGAIN, DANNI?
DANNI: YOU STARTED IT...
ZAC: I DIDN'T START NOTHING. JUST GO.
GO. JUST GO.
DANNI: I'LL SEE YOU ON THE COUCH.
KAREN: WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING HERE?
AARON: I TEXTED YOU.
KAREN: AND I DIDN'T REPLY.
AARON: I KNOW.
I NEEDED TO SEE YOU.
KAREN: I DON'T LIKE NOBODY JUST
SHOWING UP AT MY HOUSE.
AARON: I'M SORRY.
BUT I HAD TO TELL YOU THIS.
KAREN: WHAT?
AARON: DID YOU TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
KAREN: WHAT GIRLFRIEND?
AARON: ANDREA, THE LAWYER.
KAREN: I TALK TO HER ALL THE TIME.
AARON: DID SHE TELL YOU I WENT TO SEE HER?
KAREN: THAT'S ATTORNEY-CLIENT PERSONAL.
SHE WOULDN'T TELL ME THAT.
AARON: ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE.
KAREN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
AARON: WELL, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID.
KAREN: OK, UM... WHY ARE YOU HERE?
AARON: I JUST REALLY NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
KAREN: OK. APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
AARON: BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M APOLOGIZING FOR.
KAREN: IT DON'T MATTER.
AARON: IT DOES TO ME.
KAREN: OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
DO ME A FAVOR. DON'T EVER COME
TO MY HOUSE AGAIN UNLESS I INVITE YOU OVER.
AARON: CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND TO TELL YOU WHY
I FELT SO STRONGLY THAT I HAD TO COME
APOLOGIZE TO YOU FACE-TO-FACE?
KAREN: GO ON.
AARON: MY WIFE TOLD ME SHE CAME TO SEE YOU,
AND I WAS FURIOUS.
KAREN: AS WAS I.
AARON: THIS ISN'T YOUR CONCERN.
KAREN: EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER.
AARON: AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED.
KAREN: AGAIN, THE CORRECT POINT.
AARON: SO, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
KAREN: OK.
SO, YOU SAID EVERYTHING YOU FEEL YOU NEEDED TO SAY OR...?
AARON: YES.
KAREN: GOOD. NOW LEAVE.
AARON: WELL, DO YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?
KAREN: YES. NOW, THANK YOU.
AARON: WHAT IS IT?
LIKE, WHY YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?
YOU GOT A MAN IN THERE?
KAREN: HA! AND WHAT IF I DO?
AARON: THEN YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT, OK?
KAREN: YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE UNEXPECTED,
AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE COOL WITH
EXPLAINING SHIT TO YOU?
AARON: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
KAREN: DO WHAT? AARON: THIS. DATE.
I'VE BEEN OUT OF THIS THING FOR A LONG TIME.
KAREN: OK, WELL,
THIS, POPPING UP, IS RULE 101.
YOU DON'T DO THAT.
AARON: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO SLOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PACE MYSELF OR PLAY GAMES.
FORGIVE ME. CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO TALK. YEAH?
KAREN: OK. BYE.
ANNOUNCER: NEXT, ON "SISTAS"...
ZAC: AAH! DANNI: WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?
ZAC: CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? WHY DO I LISTEN TO YOU?
DANNI: I'M SMART AND I'M CUTE.
KAREN: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?
FAWN: I SAW HIM HERE. KAREN: OK, I NEED YOU...
FAWN: I SAW HIM KISS YOU. KAREN: YOU NEED TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE.
ANDI: YES, HURRY! I NEED AN AMBULANCE
AT 123 PEACHTREE ROAD.
SHE'S NOT BREATHING. I NEED YOU HERE NOW.
ZAC: YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? DANNI: WHAT?
ZAC: WHAT YOU GAVE ME LAST NIGHT.
DANNI: NO, YOU SMOKE THAT KIND OF WEED, YOU BE TRIPPIN'.
ZAC: I GOT THIS.
AARON: DAMN!
DANNI: WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?
AARON: I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.