KAREN: I KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT
NO DAMN ATTITUDE WITH ME.
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
ZAC: YOU SEE HOW SHE TALKS TO ME?
SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M NOTHING!
KAREN: GO! ZAC: SHE BE TALKING ABOUT HOW
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T USE YOUR DEGREE,
SHE BE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO DIET,
BUT YOU EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE, AND SHE BE TALKING ABOUT HOW
YOU SO RATCHET THAT THE OTHER GIRLS
DON'T BE WANTING TO TAKE YOU NOWHERE.
DANNI: SO, THEY TALK ABOUT ME.
SABRINA: WHO? DANNI: KAREN AND ANDI.
SABRINA: NO. ANDI: YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE COME HERE, GARY.
GARY: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE RETURNED MY CALLS.
ANDI: GARY, THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
GARY: WILL YOU COME HOME?
ANDI: I'LL COME HOME WHEN I'M DONE.
ANDI: HEY, BABY.
[SIGHS]
OH...
GARY: WHO WAS THAT?
ANDI: WHO?
GARY: THE MAN THAT DROPPED YOU OFF.
ANDI: OK, GARY, YOU NEED TO RELAX, BECAUSE--
GARY: IS THAT HIM?
ANDI: IS THAT WHO?
GARY: I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE.
ANDI: I CAN'T DO THIS WITH YOU TONIGHT, OK?
GARY: YEAH, I-I KNOW, BECAUSE, UM,
YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED ANY OF MY CALLS ALL DAY.
I HAD TO GO INTO YOUR OFFICE. WHAT'S GOING ON?
ANDI: THAT WOMAN THAT OPENED THE FRONT DOOR FOR YOU,
SHE FAINTED.
I CALLED 911 AND SHE BEGGED ME
TO RIDE WITH HER TO THE HOSPITAL.
THAT WAS HER GRANDSON.
HE JUST BROUGHT ME BACK HOME, OK?
MY CAR'S STILL AT THE OFFICE.
GARY: I'M SORRY.
ARE YOU OK?
ANDI: YES.
GARY: HOW IS SHE?
ANDI: SHE'LL BE FINE.
GARY: IT'S JUST WHEN I SAW HIM HUGGING YOU...
ANDI: HE WAS HUGGING ME BECAUSE HE WAS THANKFUL.
GARY: I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE SENSITIVE.
ANDI: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AT ME.
GARY: I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
I JUST BEEN OUT OF MY HEAD.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE ASKED YOU TO TAKE ON
MY WIFE'S CASE TO HELP ME.
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
ANDI: I'M REPRESENTING HER.
GARY: YOU ARE?
ANDI: MM-HMM.
GARY: I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
ESPECIALLY NOT FOR ME.
ANDI: I'M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU.
I HAVE NO OTHER OPTION.
MY BOSS WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY.
GARY: I'M SORRY YOU'RE IN ALL THIS.
ANDI: APPARENTLY, YOU ARE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY,
AND SHE WANTS HALF.
GARY: I FIGURED THAT. ANDI: MM.
SO, WE HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE.
EITHER I TELL YOUR WIFE...
GARY: EX-WIFE.
ANDI: CURRENT WIFE
THAT I CAN'T REPRESENT HER,
AND THEN MY BOSS GETS PISSED AND I GET FIRED,
OR SHE FINDS OUT THAT I REP YOU
THROUGH HER PRIVATE DETECTIVE
AND I LOSE MY JOB AND MY LIFE.
IT'S DONE.
SO, PARDON ME
IF I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU.
I HAD TO CLEAR MY HEAD.
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
GARY: I UNDERSTAND.
ANDI: DO YOU, GARY?
GARY: I PROMISE I DO.
ANDI: GOOD. I'M GOING OUT.
GARY: WITH HIM?
ANDI: GARY, I JUST TOLD YOU.
GARY: DOES HE HAVE YOUR
ANDI: NO.
GARY: DID YOU GIVE HIM YOURS?
ANDI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GARY: YOU'RE A LAWYER.
I KNOW I HAVE TO ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
ANDI: WELL, THESE QUESTIONS ARE PISSING ME OFF.
GARY: BUT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.
ANDI: YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE.
GARY: I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
YOU'VE BEEN ACTING A BIT STRANGE.
ANDI: I HAVE BEEN ACTING STRANGE
FOR GOOD REASON, DON'T YOU THINK?
GARY: I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
ANDI: I'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS.
GARY: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AROUND HERE?
ANDI: IS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, GARY?
GARY: WOW. OK. UM...
I'M GONNA GO FOR A DRIVE.
ANDI: YES. DO THAT.
MAN: ♪ BEEN SOME TIME ♪
♪ SINCE I SAID TO THEE ♪
♪ HOW I LOVE YOU ♪
♪ HOW I'M GRATEFUL ♪ ANDI: I'M SORRY, BABY.
GARY: NO. I'M THE ONE THAT'S SORRY.
FOR ALL OF THIS ... I BROUGHT INTO YOUR LIFE.
I PROMISE I WILL MAKE THIS ALL UP TO YOU.
I PROMISE I WILL.
I CAN MAKE YOU SO DAMN HAPPY
ONCE WE GET PAST ALL OF THIS ...
AND LOVE YOU LIKE YOU DESERVE.
WOMAN: ♪ LIGHT IT UP, UP, UP, YEAH ♪
SECOND WOMAN: ♪ LIGHT IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, LET IT OUT... ♪
BLACKMAN: HEY, THERE.
YOUR FRIEND'S OVER THERE DANCING.
WANT TO?
SABRINA: NO. MY FEET HURT.
GIRL! DANNI: DON'T BE GRABBING ON ME.
SABRINA: GET OVER HERE AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.
BYE, GENTLEMEN, BYE. THANK YOU.
GIRLFRIEND. DANNI: SABRINA.
SABRINA: SIT DOWN.
DANNI: OH. OK.
BITCH GOT PROBLEMS TODAY.
SABRINA: DAMN, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
DANNI: THAT FOR ME?
SABRINA: HERE. I GOT YOUR VODKA.
DANNI: I KNOW YOU BITCHES BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME.
SABRINA: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DANNI: ZAC TOLD ME EVERYTHING THAT HO SAID.
SABRINA: ZAC? DANNI: YES.
HE WAS SMOKING, SO, HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.
SABRINA: DANNI, YOU'RE GONNA LET A MAN THAT'S MAD AT KAREN
TELL YOU WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING?
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW, GIRL. EVERYTHING HE SAYS
SOUNDS REALLY TRUE.
SABRINA: STOP, GIRL, JUST STOP.
YOU NEED TO SMOKE.
DANNI: HE TOOK MY PEN.
SABRINA: AND HE STILL HAS IT? DANNI: YES.
HE TOOK IT AND HE DIDN'T COME OUT THE BATHROOM.
SABRINA: WHOO, HE GONNA BE TOE UP.
DANNI: YEAH. THAT'S THAT SPECIAL BLEND.
SABRINA: YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO HIM
'CAUSE WE'RE YOUR GIRLS.
DANNI: OH, I'M STILL GONNA ASK HIM.
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU'RE GONNA ASK HIM, THAT'S FINE,
BUT YOU BETTER WATCH IT TONIGHT.
DANNI: WELL, HE'S A LIGHTWEIGHT.
HE'LL BE ASLEEP BEFORE I GET HOME.
SABRINA: OR ON A POLE.
DANNI: NOW, THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.
SHE NEEDS TO SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE.
WOMAN: ♪ LIGHT IT UP, LIGHT IT UP... ♪
SABRINA: LET HER GET HER DANCE ON, OK?
AND HER DRINK ON.
YOU NEED--DRINK UP.
YOU'RE BETTER DRUNK. YOU HAPPY THEN.
AND BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY TONIGHT, OK?
THIS WHOLE ZAC THING? DON'T TELL HER
THAT HE'S LIVING WITH YOU.
DANNI: I'M GONNA TELL HER WHEN SHE SITS DOWN.
SABRINA: NOT TONIGHT.
DANNI: GIRL, THE THINGS HE SAYS SOUND REALLY TRUE.
SABRINA: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?
DANNI: YEAH, WHO'S THIS DUDE SHE'S SEEING?
SABRINA: MM-MM. THE FIRST TIME I HEARD OF IT.
SHE NEVER MENTIONED IT TO ME, BUT
I DON'T THINK IT'S NOTHING.
DANNI: SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
HER AND ANDI. HOLDING OUT ON ME.
SABRINA: THEY'RE NOT HOLDING OUT ON YOU.
DANNI: GIRL, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE THEIR OWN
LITTLE CLIQUE WITHIN OUR GROUP.
I DON'T LIKE THAT ...
SABRINA: THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.
YOU'RE VERY PARANOID. AND BY THE WAY,
YOU MADE THAT LITTLE CLIQUE HAPPEN, REMEMBER?
DANNI: HOW DID I MAKE IT HAPPEN?
SABRINA: BECAUSE YOU TALK TOO MUCH, DANNI.
DANNI: WHAT?
SABRINA: YOU DO.
DANNI: OK, I DON'T TALK ABOUT THE BIG THINGS.
I TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT DON'T MATTER.
SABRINA: OK.
.DANNI: GIRL, HUSH. I'MA TALK TO THEM
ABOUT HOLDING OUT ON US. WHERE'S ANDI?
SABRINA: SHE HAD TO HELP SOMEBODY AT WORK.
GOT SICK OR SOMETHING.
SHE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.
DANNI: WATCH--SHE WON'T EVEN SHOW UP.
SABRINA: YES, SHE WILL.
DANNI: NO, NO, NO. WHEN I INVITE SOMEONE,
THEY NEVER SHOW UP.
JUST LIKE THAT TIME AT MAXIE'S.
SABRINA: GIRL, SOMEBODY GETS KILLED THERE EVERY WEEKEND.
DANNI: SO? THAT DIDN'T STOP US WHEN WE WERE AT SPELMAN.
SABRINA: THAT WAS WHEN WE WERE IN COLLEGE.
WE WERE YOUNG AND FOOLISH THEN.
WE KNOW BETTER NOW.
DANNI: IF YOU SAY SO.
WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT YOUR WATCH?
SABRINA: YOU KNOW, WHEN I GET HOME...
DANNI: YEAH, WITH A MAN.
SABRINA: YOU KNOW I LIKE TO BE AT HOME IN THE BED.
DANNI: WITH A MAN.
SABRINA: I JUST GOTTA BE UP EARLY
FOR WORK IN THE MORNING.
DANNI: NO, MA'AM. MM-MM.
GIRL, STOP THE LYING. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
HOLDING OUT ON ME.
SABRINA: OK, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
HE IS COMING BY.
DANNI: GIRL, YOU GONNA PLAY WITH THEM LACE PANTIES?
SABRINA: GIRL, EVERY TIME I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT A MAN,
I END UP REGRETTING IT.
DANNI: YEAH, WHEN YOU LIKE HIM.
SABRINA: NO, I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW HIM.
DANNI: THAT'S WHAT WE ALL SAY
WHEN WE'RE PLANNING OUR WEDDING.
SABRINA: WHATEVER.
KAREN: OH, OK, I NEED ANOTHER DRINK.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN? DANNI: OH, YOU GONNA NEED
A WHOLE LOT OF DRINKS WHEN I GET FINISHED
TELLING YOU WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU.
SABRINA: NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
KAREN: WHAT IS IT?
DANNI: NO. MM-MM. I'M PISSED.
SABRINA: NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING.
HOW WAS THE DANCING?
MM. SAW YOU GETTING YOUR MOVE ON.
KAREN: WHAT YOU GOTTA TELL ME, DANNI?
DANNI: MM. UH, YOU BITCHES ARE TALKING ABOUT ME
BEHIND MY BACK AND ... LIKE,
UH, I NEED TO GO ON A DIET
AND I EAT EVERYTHING, LIKE,
EVERYTHING? REALLY?
KAREN: YEAH. I SAID THAT.
BUT WE ALL SAID IT TO YOUR FACE, SO,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DANNI: IT'S HARD FOR ME, ...
KAREN: IT'S HARD FOR ALL OF US.
DANNI: OH, AND WHY AM I THE LAST TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE SEEING SOME DUDE?
KAREN: I'M NOT HOLDING OUT ON YOU, OK?
I JUST MET HIM.
DANNI: THEN TELL ME.
KAREN: OK, UM...
I MET HIM AT THE SUPERMARKET.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING FOR A FEW DAYS.
HE JUST FILED FOR DIVORCE.
SABRINA: WELL, THAT'S-- THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
KAREN: YUP. DANNI: HE LYING.
KAREN: I WOULD SAY THE SAME THING,
BUT I SENT HIM TO ANDI MY DAMN SELF.
SABRINA: FOR REAL? KAREN: YES.
SO...IT'S REAL.
GET THIS--HE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE
AND PISSED ME OFF.
SABRINA: WHAT WAS HE DOING AT YOUR HOUSE?
KAREN: EXACTLY.
HE SAID HE WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
SO, HE PULLED ME REAL CLOSE TO HIM
AND OUT OF NOWHERE HE KISSED ME.
WHAT?
SABRINA: WOW. KAREN: YEAH.
BUT ZAC WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE.
SABRINA: WOW. THAT'S REALLY AWKWARD.
KAREN: WAIT. YOU ... AIN'T SURPRISED.
SABRINA: UH... KAREN: WHO TOLD YOU?
SABRINA: I JUST--
KAREN: WHO TOLD YOU?
WAIT. ARE Y'ALL TALKING TO ZAC?
SABRINA: NO.
KAREN: WELL, THEN IT MUST BE YOU.
SABRINA: WHOO, GIRL, THEM SHOES!
THOSE SHOES LOOK SO GOOD!
SO GOOD.
KAREN: DANNI.
DANNI: HE'S LIVING WITH ME.
SABRINA: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. TELL HER.
TELL HER THE WHOLE STORY, DANNI.
DANNI: I FOUND OUT HE WASN'T WITH THAT GIRL.
HE WAS LIVING IN A SHELTER.
I TOLD HIM HE COULD COME LIVE WITH ME
AND I NEEDED HELP PAYING THE RENT.
AND THEN THAT'S WHEN HE TOLD ME
ALL THE SHIT YOU WERE SAYING BEHIND MY BACK.
OH. OHH, IS SHE QUIET NOW?
SAID STUFF ABOUT ... PEOPLE WERE SAYING BEHIND MY BACK.
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REAL GOOD.
SABRINA: LOOK, SHE'S--
SHE'S ONLY HELPING HIM OUT.
NOTHING IS GOING ON BETWEEN THEM.
HE NEEDED A PLACE TO STAY.
KAREN: YOU KNOW, I JUST... I THINK IT'S FUNNY.
HOW HE CAN PAY HALF OF YOUR RENT
BUT HE COULDN'T PAY MINE.
HE'S A HUSTLER. BUT IT'S OK.
YOU ARE, TOO, SO, YOU KNOW THAT.
THAT'S WHY YOU AIN'T NEVER GOT NO MONEY.
DANNI: MM. OH, WE GOING LOW, BITCH?
KAREN: THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!
DANNI: I'M NOT ACCEPTING YOUR SHIT.
THAT BOY LOVED YOU, BUT YOU MADE HIM FEEL LIKE
HE COULDN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT.
YOU ... THAT UP, AND NOW
YOU MAD AT THE WORLD.
KAREN: NO. I'M LEAVING.
I'M GONNA GO.
SABRINA: NO, NO, IT'S OK. I GOT THIS...
KAREN: NO, I'M NOT GONNA STAY HERE
AND DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
DANNI: SHE MAD AS HELL NOW.
MM! THE TRUTH HURTS.
KAREN: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW THAT IF HE'S STAYING WITH YOU,
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU'RE ... HIM.
HE'S GONNA BE GETTING YOUR LITTLE CHECK, TOO, SOON.
WATCH. WATCH.
DANNI: KEEP IT UP.
YOU'RE JUST CONFIRMING EVERYTHING HE SAID.
SABRINA: I HAVE A DATE WITH THAT RED PANTY GUY. MM-HMM!
Y'ALL SHOULD'VE SEEN MY FACE WHEN I SAW THEM.
YOU KNOW, I OPENED HIS PANTS AND I DROPPED DOWN
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "WHOO!
DICKTORIOUS GOT A SECRET."
RIGHT? RIGHT?
I WONDER WHERE ANDI IS.
[ANDI GIGGLES]
GARY: THAT WAS GREAT. ANDI: THAT WAS GREAT.
GARY: MM-MM.
[KISS] [CHUCKLES]
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
DON'T TELL ME YOU DOUBT IT.
ANDI: I DON'T DOUBT THAT YOU LOVE ME AT ALL.
GARY: YOU SURE?
ANDI: HA! I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME.
GARY: AND YOU LOVE ME?
ANDI: YOU KNOW THAT. YOU REALLY DO.
I HAVE TO GO, THOUGH.
GARY: WHAT?
ANDI: I TOLD THE GIRLS I'LL MEET WITH THEM, SO...
GARY: WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO GET YOU TO STAY? HMM?
ANDI: I TOLD THEM I WOULD. [LAUGHS] COME ON.
GARY: I NEED YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
ANDI: OK.
GARY: THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME, BUT, UM...
ANDI: WHAT IS HARD FOR YOU?
GARY: IT'S JUST HARD FOR A MAN LIKE ME TO SAY.
ANDI: SAY IT.
GARY: I'M SCARED.
I'M SCARED AS HELL, YOU KNOW, AND I'M...
I JUST REALLY NEED YOU TO STAY THE NIGHT WITH ME.
I KNOW THAT'S SELFISH.
SHIT, IT IS SELFISH.
I'VE BEEN THAT WAY FOR OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP.
ANDI: IT'S OK.
IT REALLY IS. I GET IT.
I DO.
GARY: I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
YOUR BEING HERE...
THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME COMFORT.
I WAS GOING CRAZY ALL DAY.
ANDI: ARE YOU SURE THAT PRIVATE DETECTIVE
DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU HERE OR TO MY OFFICE?
GARY: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT?
ANDI: I HAD TO ASK. I DON'T--
GARY: I'M POURING MY HEART OUT TO YOU
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT?
ANDI: THIS IS JUST A LOT FOR ME, GARY. I--
GARY: I KNOW. BABY, I KNOW, BUT
DON'T WORRY.
I'M WATCHING MY BACK.
ANDI: AND HE IS, TOO.
GARY: DO WE KNOW WHO HE IS?
ANDI: YEAH. I, UH, I HAVE HIS NUMBER
BUT I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HIM YET.
GARY: WHY WOULD YOU?
ANDI: GARY, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS.
GARY: OK, OK.
I WON'T ASK YOU ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT.
ANDI: OK. GARY: BUT...
ANDI: BUT? GARY: I JUST WANT YOU
TO STAY HERE WITH ME
AND HOLD YOU FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
ANDI: JUST A LITTLE WHILE? GARY: PLEASE. PLEASE.
[ANDI LAUGHS] MAYBE.
IF YOU BEG A LITTLE HARDER,
I MAY CALL THE GIRLS
AND TELL THEM I'M NOT COMING.
GARY: TEXT THEM.
ANDI: THAT'S RUDE!
GARY: OH, MY... ANDI: IT IS!
GARY: JUST TEXT THEM. ANDI: NO. I GOTTA GO.
I GOTTA GO. [LAUGHS]
WOMAN: ♪ SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN ♪
♪ CAN YOU... ♪
♪ BABY, I'M USED TO IT ♪
♪ AIN'T NO CONFUSING IT ♪
♪ SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN ♪
♪ CAN YOU... ♪
ANDI: HEY! KAREN: WHERE YOU AT, ANDI?
I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE.
ANDI: UM, YEAH, GARY AND I ARE TALKING,
SO, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT TONIGHT.
KAREN: OH, OK. I'M GOING HOME THEN.
SABRINA: WHERE IS SHE? KAREN: SOMETHING CAME UP. SHE AIN'T TOLD ME.
DANNI: SEE WHAT I'M TELLING YOU? SABRINA: STOP IT.
ANDI: WAIT. WHAT DOES DANNI MEAN BY THAT?
KAREN: I DON'T CARE. IT DON'T MATTER.
DANNI: ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT ME?
KAREN: NO. I'M GOING HOME.
ANDI: WHAT IS GOING ON, KAREN?
KAREN: I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN THE CAR, OK?
DANNI: YEAH, YOU DO THAT. YOU TELL HER.
KAREN: I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
ANDI: I DON'T LIKE THIS.
KAREN: BYE.
SABRINA: NO, NO, COME ON. I GOT IT. I'LL PAY IT.
KAREN: OH, NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT YOU HOLDING NOTHING OVER MY HEAD.
DANNI: LIKE YOU DID ZAC?
SABRINA: CAN Y'ALL STOP, SERIOUSLY?
AND THAT'S NOT FAIR, KAREN.
SABRINA: WELL, THAT WENT WELL. DANNI: ... HER.
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU NEED TO STOP. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HER.
DANNI: I SHOULD'VE ... HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.
SABRINA: WILL YOU STOP IT?
YOU KNOW THAT'S YOUR GIRL. YOU LOVE HER.
DANNI: I'M GOING HOME. [CELLPHONE RINGING]
SABRINA: YOUR PHONE IS RINGING.
DANNI: I DON'T CARE. SABRINA: IT'S PROBABLY ANDI.
DANNI: I'M REALLY NOT ANSWERING IT.
SABRINA: DANNI. DA--
[CELLPHONE BUZZING]
SABRINA: GIRL! WHERE ARE YOU?
ANDI: HEY! GIRL, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
SABRINA: GIRL, THEY ARE MAD.
ANDI: ABOUT WHAT?
SABRINA: WELL, HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
ANDI: GIRL, GIVE ME THE TEA.
SABRINA: WELL...
ANDI: OH.
OH, OK, THIS IS KAREN.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK, OK?
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT. CALL ME BACK.
ANDI: BYE.
ANDI: KAREN. TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
KAREN: DANNI'S BEING A REAL ...
ANDI: WHAT IS IT?
KAREN: SHE LET ZAC MOVE IN WITH HER.
ANDI: WHAT?
KAREN: SHE SAID THAT HE WAS STAYING AT A SHELTER.
ANDI: A SHELTER?
KAREN: YES, OK?
SHE SAID THAT HE WAS THERE, AND SO,
SHE LET HIM MOVE IN HE COULD HELP HER WITH THE RENT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
ANDI: WELL, UH...
KAREN: WELL, WHAT?
ANDI: HOLD ON. I'M NOT THE ENEMY.
AND YOU KNOW THAT DANNI'S BEEN STRUGGLING.
KAREN: I KNOW THAT. ANDI: AND YOU KICKED ZAC OUT.
KAREN: SO, THIS IS MY FAULT?
ANDI: HOLD ON. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
KAREN: YEAH, WELL, YOU KINDA DID.
ANDI: LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME, OK?
JUST SOMETIMES YOU'RE A LITTLE HARSH.
KAREN: LIKE WHEN? ANDI: UM, KAREN?
KAREN: NO. TELL ME WHEN I WAS HARSH, ANDI.
ANDI: KAREN, LET'S NOT DO THIS TONIGHT, OK?
KAREN: SO, BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE HIS SHIT, I'M THE BITCH?
ANDI: I CAN'T TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE THIS UPSET,
SO, CAN YOU CALM DOWN?
KAREN: OK, WELL, THEN, I'LL LISTEN.
I'LL LISTEN. TALK.
ANDI: OK. UM,
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING.
[KAREN SCOFFS]
ANDI: KAREN?
KAREN: ... I FORGOT GARY'S THERE.
ANDI: UHH. DO I NEED TO COME OVER THERE?
KAREN: NO, JUST GO TAKE CARE OF THAT, PLEASE.
ANDI: OK. I'LL CALL YOU IN THE MORNING.
LOVE YOU.
ANDI: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
GARY: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
ANDI: KAREN'S GOING THROUGH SOME THINGS, SO...
GARY: BABE.
ANDI: IT'S JUST A LOT RIGHT NOW, OK?
I'LL BE BACK.
[KISS]
OH, CAN I USE YOUR CAR?
GARY: YEAH. THE KEYS ARE IN MY POCKET.
ANDI: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? UM, WAIT.
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
GARY: WHAT?
ANDI: IF THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE IS FOLLOWING YOU,
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
I SHOULD TAKE AN UBER.
GARY: NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST TAKE THE CAR, BABE.
IT'S LATE. YOU KNOW,
NOBODY'S WATCHING ME THIS LATE.
ANDI: WHAT IF HE IS?
GARY: WHERE'S SHE GETTING THE MONEY TO PAY HIM
AND I NOT KNOW IT?
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW. SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER OWN MONEY?
GARY: WAIT, HAS SHE MOVED SOME MONEY?
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW.
GARY: ARE YOU TELLING ME SHE'S MOVING MY MONEY?
ANDI: I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING.
GARY: 'CAUSE IF SHE IS, THAT WILL AFFECT US.
ANDI: YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.
SO, I'M GONNA GO.
GARY: BABE.
ANDI: NO.
YOU JUST APOLOGIZED
FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS.
SO, NO!
GARY: I'M SORRY.
ANDI, I'M SORRY. [DOOR CLOSES]
OH, MY GOD.
DANNI: [INDISTINCT].
OH, GOD, YOU KNOW THIS AIN'T RIGHT.
MAN: ♪ SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME HATE YOU ♪
♪ BUT YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE ♪
♪ GIVE ME LOVING, THEN YOU TAKE IT ♪
♪ THEN YOU GET IMPATIENT ♪
♪ AND WHEN I LEAVE, IT MAKES YOU ANXIOUS ♪
♪ YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BUT YOU GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY ♪
♪ GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY ♪
[CELLPHONE RINGING] ♪ OOH ♪
[RINGING]
DANNI: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?
SABRINA: ARE YOU OK?
[DANNI EXHALES] I'M FINE.
SABRINA: YOU SURE?
DANNI: DON'T YOU HAVE A HOT PANTY DATE?
SABRINA: THAT'S VERY FUNNY. I'M ON MY WAY HOME.
DANNI: WELL, I'M FINE. GO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
ENJOY YOURSELF.
SABRINA: WHERE'S ZAC?
DANNI: IN MY BED.
SABRINA: DANNI!
DANNI: I WALKED IN AND I SAW HIM
PASSED OUT NAKED.
SABRINA: WHY IS HE IN YOUR BED, DANNI?
DANNI: GIRL, HE IS HIGH.
SABRINA: GIRL, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
DO NOT SLEEP WITH THAT BOY.
DANNI: GOOD NIGHT. SABRINA: DANNI, ARE YOU LISTENING?
I'M SERIOUS.
DANNI: I'M NOT.
SABRINA: OH, MY GOD, DANNI, PLEASE.
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME. DON'T DO THAT.
YOU HEAR ME?
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. BYE.
SABRINA: NO-O-O, NO-NO-NO.
DANNI, ARE YOU HERE-- I'M GONNA CALL YOU TOMORROW.
DANNI: GO IN THERE AND PLAY WITH PANTY BOY.
SABRINA: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.
DANNI: BYE.
SABRINA: AND WE'RE GONNA CALL KAREN, TOO.
DANNI: GIRL, DON'T MAKE ME HANG UP ON YOU.
SABRINA: TOO SOON?
DANNI: YES.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
DANNI: BYE. SABRINA: BYE. TOMORROW!
[DROPS PHONE ON FLOOR]
SABRINA: YOU LOOK CUTE AND COMFORTABLE.
CALVIN: THANK YOU.
HONESTLY, I WAS GETTING READY TO LEAVE.
THOUGHT YOU WERE STANDING ME UP.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY.
CALVIN: SO, YOU GOING TO INVITE ME IN?
SABRINA: UM, YEAH. YEAH, SORRY.
YES. COME IN. COME IN.
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
WOMAN: ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ UH-HUH ♪
♪ UH, UH-HUH ♪
[SABRINA GIGGLES] WOMAN: ♪ YEAH, UH, YEAH ♪
♪ YOU TAUGHT ME... YOU TALKING... ♪
♪ SUCH A HOLD...NO, NO ♪
♪ ...WHAT YOU WANNA DO? ♪
♪ PAY ATTENTION, YOU MIGHT LEARN A THING OR TWO... ♪
[CALVIN BREATHING HEAVILY] WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
SABRINA: UM...
CALVIN: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SABRINA: CAN WE JUST DO WHAT WE DID THE OTHER DAY?
CALVIN: SAME THING HAPPENED LAST TIME.
SABRINA: UM... CALVIN: WHAT'S UP?
SABRINA: IT'S NOTHING. IT'S NOTHING.
CALVIN: NO. COME ON, NOW. COME ON.
SABRINA: HUH? CALVIN: REMEMBER, USE YOUR WORDS.
SABRINA: DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE A KID, CALVIN.
CALVIN: I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T MY INTENTION.
BUT COME ON. TELL ME WHAT'S UP.
SABRINA: IT'S JUST THOSE.
CALVIN: WHAT? THEY'RE JUST UNDERWEAR.
SABRINA: BUT THEY'RE SO FEMININE.
CALVIN: YOU THINK?
SABRINA: KINDA.
CALVIN: HUH. NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SABRINA: REALLY?
CALVIN: YEAH.
LOOK, MY PARENTS JUST RAISED ME
TO BE VERY OPEN-MINDED.
SABRINA: UH-HUH. OK.
CALVIN: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS?
SABRINA: I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW YOU.
CALVIN: I SEE.
SABRINA: YOU SEE WHAT?
CALVIN: I SEE YOU'RE GONNA KEEP JUDGING ME ALL THE TIME.
SABRINA: I JUST...MM.
CALVIN: SABRINA.
SABRINA: I DON'T LIKE THEM.
I DON'T LIKE THEM. I DON'T LIKE THEM.
I LIKE MY MAN IN BOXERS
AND...WITH DIRTY FINGERNAILS
AND--AND EVEN YOUR FEET LOOK BETTER THAN MINE.
IS--IS THAT CLEAR TOENAIL POLISH?
CALVIN: OK, FIRST OF ALL, THEY ARE BUFFED.
SABRINA: OK.
CALVIN: YEAH. BUT I GET IT.
YOU DON'T WANT ME.
SABRINA: UM--OH, COME ON. I DIDN'T SAY THAT, CALVIN.
CALVIN: NO, NO. YOU WANT ME,
BUT YOU WANT ME TO BE WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE.
SABRINA: THIS--THIS-- THIS IS NEW FOR ME.
I JUST NEED A MINUTE TO ADJUST, YOU KNOW?
I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE HOW AND WHAT YOU THINK.
CALVIN: WHAT IS THERE TO UNDERSTAND?
I'M JUST ME.
I CAN'T BE NOBODY ELSE BUT ME.
SABRINA: SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
CALVIN: I'M SAYING MAYBE WE SHOULD HOLD BACK
ON THE INTIMACY PART, YOU KNOW?
JUST GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
SABRINA: OK.
CALVIN: SABRINA, I'M NOT SAYING I WANT TO STOP THIS.
ALL RIGHT? THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
BUT UNTIL YOU SEE ME THE WAY I SEE YOU,
I MEAN, HELL, I DON'T TALK ABOUT THE THINGS
THAT BOTHER ME ABOUT YOU.
SABRINA: WAIT. SOMETHING BOTHERS YOU ABOUT ME?
CALVIN: AH, HELL. NOPE. NOPE, NOPE, NOPE...
SABRINA: OH, NO-- CALVIN: ...YOU AIN'T DOING THIS.
SABRINA: OK, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WILL YOU JUST TELL ME
WHAT BOTHERS YOU ABOUT ME?
CALVIN: I THINK I'MA SAY GOOD NIGHT.
SABRINA: ARE YOU SURE? YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE.
CALVIN: YEAH. I'MA GO.
SABRINA: DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS?
CALVIN: NO. NOT AT ALL.
I JUST KNOW I'M NOT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
SABRINA: I NEVER SAID THAT.
CALVIN: LOOK, JUST THINK ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?
SABRINA: ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING? IT'S LATE.
CALVIN: YEAH.
SABRINA: ARE YOU SURE? I'M REALLY SORRY.
CALVIN: THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SORRY FOR.
I'M JUST ME.
LOOK, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
SABRINA: OK.
CALVIN: GOOD NIGHT. [KISS]
SABRINA: DAMN!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
KAREN: HEY.
RICO: DAMN. YOU LOOK GOOD.
KAREN: THANK YOU. COME IN.
RICO: BROUGHT SOME WINE.
KAREN: OK. OPEN IT.
RICO: OF COURSE.
KAREN: THAT'S A GOOD BOTTLE.
RICO: THANKS.
YOU KNOW...I'M SURPRISED YOU CALLED ME.
KAREN: WHY?
RICO: BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED MY TEXTS.
KAREN: OH. YOU KNOW I GOT A SITUATION...
RICO: YEAH. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
KAREN: MM. AND HE'S HERE ALL THE TIME.
RICO: I KNOW. BUT THAT DON'T MEAN
I DON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.
KAREN: I THINK ABOUT YOU, TOO, RICO.
RICO: NO, YOU DON'T.
KAREN: YES, I DO. RICO: YEAH?
YOU LAYING UP WITH OLD BOY THINKING ABOUT ME?
KAREN: LOOK, LISTEN,
HE CAN'T DO WHAT YOU DO, OK, RICO?
COME ON. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AHEM.
[RICO SIGHS] LOOK.
WHY AIN'T YOU EVER DATE ME?
KAREN: OH, RICO, COME ON.
YOU KNOW WE'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
WE'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. COME HERE, COME ON.
RICO: LOOK... KAREN: COME ON.
RICO: WAIT, WAIT. I WANT TO TALK.
KAREN: NO, RICO, WE TALK TOO MUCH.
RICO: WE NEVER GET TO TALK. KAREN: I KNOW, RICO.
ON PURPOSE. COME ON, RICO, COME ON.
SIT DOWN. COME HERE, HONEY.
RICO: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
KAREN: YEAH.
RICO: WHAT? I'M JUST SOME DUDE YOU CALL
WHEN YOU AIN'T GETTING WHAT YOU NEED FROM OLD BOY?
KAREN: RICO, CAN WE-- CAN WE NOT?
RICO: NO. I LOVE YOU AND YOU KNOW THIS.
KAREN: RICO... RICO: NO, NO, NO.
AS MUCH AS I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THIS,
I KNOW YOU PLAYING ME.
SO, NOW, THIS, WE NOT DOING THIS.
I GOT SOMETHING BETTER NOW, AND I CAME HERE
TO TELL YOU THAT FACE TO FACE.
I'M GETTING MARRIED, SO, I NEED YOU TO LOSE MY NUMBER.
AND YOU'RE GONNA MISS THIS TONGUE AND THIS ...
KAREN: YOU JUST CAME HERE TO HUMILIATE ME, THEN?
RICO: NO. I CAME HERE TO FREE ME.
HAVE A GOOD LIFE, KAREN. ENJOY THE WINE.
KAREN: OH!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
ANDI: YOU TELL ME.
[CLATTER] GIRL, YOU KNOW I HAD TO COME CHECK ON YOU.
KAREN: I TOLD YOU I'M FINE, OK? I'M FINE.
ANDI: UH-HUH. WELL, WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
WAIT. WAS THAT RICO?
KAREN: ANDI-- ANDI: ... YOU STILL MESSING WITH HIM?
[LAUGHS] KAREN: YOU KNOW HE'S OLD FAITHFUL.
ANDI: WOW. [LAUGHS]
KAREN: I KNOW YOU NOT LAUGHING
LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT T-J ON SPEED DIAL.
ANDI: WHICH I NEVER USE.
KAREN: SINCE MEETING GARY.
ANDI: OK, TOUCHE.
KAREN: ANYWAYS. THAT'S OVER.
RICO TOLD ME HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
ANDI: WAIT. WHAT?
KAREN: MM-HMM. GIRL, HE TOLD ME OFF.
ALL THE WAY OFF. [ANDI LAUGHS]
WHAT DID HE SAY?
KAREN: BASICALLY THAT HE'S NOT A PIECE OF MEAT.
ANDI: OH. KAREN: MM-HMM.
ANDI: GO, RICO.
KAREN: I KNOW, RIGHT? [ANDI CHUCKLES]
KAREN: BUT HIS ASS IS A SLAB OF PORK. AHEM.
ANDI: THAT YOU LOVE.
KAREN: HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
ANDI: UH, THEN YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SWEATS, SO...
KAREN: YEAH, BUT HE BROUGHT WINE.
I WAS JUST GONNA DEAL WITH IT TONIGHT.
ANDI: ZAC AND AARON GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN LIKE THAT, HUH?
KAREN: AND MY MAMA.
ANDI: AND YOUR MAMA? KAREN: YEAH.
SHE CAME BY EARLIER.
ANDI: OH. YOU KNOW, I NEED TO CALL YOUR MOM.
KAREN: YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.
ANDI: BUT SHE TELLS ME WHAT I NEED TO HEAR
AND THAT'S WHY WE ALL LOVE HER.
KAREN: OK, WELL, YOU NEED TO CALL YOUR MAMA.
ANDI: SO SHE CAN DIE WHEN SHE FINDS OUT ABOUT GARY?
NO, THANK YOU.
KAREN: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT?
ANDI: I MET SOMEBODY TONIGHT.
KAREN: WHAT? [ANDI LAUGHS]
KAREN: GIRL.
ANDI: OH, NO, NOT LIKE THAT.
BUT, UM, THE WOMAN WHO WENT
TO THE HOSPITAL AT MY JOB...
KAREN: MM-HMM. ANDI: HER GRANDSON.
HIS NAME IS PARIS AND HE BROUGHT ME HOME AND--
GIRL, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST FELT LIKE I KNEW HIM.
SO, GET THIS. HA! KAREN: WHAT?
ANDI: SO, I GO UPSTAIRS
AND GARY IS STANDING AT THE WINDOW
WATCHING US TALK.
KAREN: GIRL, SHUT THE ... UP. ANDI: HE WAS!
KAREN: LIKE A ... STALKER?
ANDI: LIKE A STALKER. KAREN: OH, MY GOD.
[ANDI LAUGHS]
KAREN: THAT'S NOT CUTE.
ANDI: NO. WELL, IT'S KINDA CUTE.
KAREN: ANDI, UM...
GARY LEFT HIS WIFE.
ANDI: I KNOW.
KAREN: WELL, YOU JUST
BETTER BE SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
ANDI: THAT'S A LOT, KAREN. KAREN: MM.
ANDI: OK, AND GET THIS. WHEN I WAS LEAVING,
HE STARTED GRILLING ME ABOUT HER MOVING HIS MONEY.
KAREN: OH, NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT.
ANDI: AND I DON'T, EITHER. KAREN: MM-MM.
ANDI: AND I TOLD HIM THAT.
KAREN: SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
[ANDI EXHALES]
I THINK I'M GONNA TELL HIM TO LEAVE.
KAREN: REALLY? ANDI: YEAH.
KAREN: OH, LET ME TELL YOU THIS.
YOU BETTER BE SURE THAT YOU WANT THAT MAN
BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS WIFE.
ANDI: AND ALL I'MA TELL YOU IS,
THOSE LITTLE, PINK CONDOMS SAY A LOT ABOUT RICO.
KAREN: WELL, I'M NOT MARRYING HIM.
WOMAN: ♪ JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANT IT IN THE EVENING, BABY ♪
♪ JUST DO THE SAME ♪
♪ LET ME ♪
WOMEN: ♪ SOCK IT TO YA, SOCK IT TO YA, SOCK IT TO YA, SOCK IT TO YA ♪
WOMAN: ♪ THE WAY A WOMAN CAN ♪
♪ LET ME ♪
WOMEN: ♪ GIVE IT TO YOU, BABY ♪
WOMAN: ♪ MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL ♪
♪ GIVE ME, GIVE ME, GIVE ME ♪
WOMEN: ♪ GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT ♪
WOMAN: ♪ TO ME ♪
DANNI: WASH YOUR HANDS.
NASTY ASS.
WONDERING WHEN YOU WERE GONNA GET UP.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PLEASE! ZAC.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ZAC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ZAC: SHUT UP AND KISS ME.
DANNI: ZAC.
ZAC: YOU'RE STILL TALKING.
DANNI: ZAC.
ANNOUNCER: NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
ZAC: DID WE...
DANNI: YOU? YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
ZAC: WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?
ANDI: I'VE BEEN THINKING AND
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO [INDISTINCT] WITH HER.
GARY: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
ANDI: I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER WAY.
SABRINA: ARE WE BEING A LITTLE BIT CLOSED-MINDED,
CONSIDERING THE WAY THAT YOU WERE RAISED?
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW, GIRL. I THINK HE'S LOW, LIKE DOWN LOW.
SWEET! AND LOW.
CALVIN: LET'S GO. DOWN. UP. COME ON.
[WOMEN TALKING AT ONCE]
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL? I'M OUTTA HERE.
KAREN AND ANDI: NO, NO, NO, NO!
♪♪