ANDI: ARE YOU SURE A PRIVATE DETECTIVE
ISN'T FOLLOWING YOU HERE OR TO MY OFFICE?
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
GARY: I'M WATCHING MY BACK. ANDI: AND HE IS, TOO.
SABRINA: I LIKE MY MAN IN BOXERS,
WITH DIRTY FINGERNAILS.
EVEN YOUR FEET LOOK BETTER THAN MINE AND--
IS THAT CLEAR TOENAIL POLISH?
CALVIN: I'M JUST ME. I CAN'T BE
NOBODY ELSE BUT ME.
SABRINA: WHERE'S ZAC? DANNI: IN MY BED.
SABRINA: WHY IS HE IN YOUR BED, DANNI?
DANNI: GIRL, HE IS HIGH. SABRINA: DANNI!
PLEASE DO NOT SLEEP WITH THAT BOY.
DANNI: GOOD NIGHT. SABRINA: OH, MY GOD,
DANNI, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.
DANNI: ZAC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ZAC: PLEASE...SHUT UP AND KISS ME.
ZAC: MM. DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ZAC: MM. I'M PUTTING A SPELL ON YOU.
DANNI: HOW MUCH DID YOU SMOKE?
ZAC: SHUT UP. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
SHUT UP. DANNI: OK.
ZAC: SHUT UP WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME.
YOU FEELING THAT? DANNI: THAT'S--OH, UH, IN MY LEG?
ZAC: YOU FEEL THAT? DANNI: OH!
ZAC: YOU LIKE THAT. UH-HUH.
WHERE YOU GOING? GOING?
YEAH. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE THAT ASS.
DANNI: YOU DO, HUH?
[SMACK] OH!
ZAC: YEAH. YEAH.
DANNI: OK. ZAC: YEAH.
HERE FOR THE PAIN. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR BACK!
YEAH, GRAB MY ASS.
DANNI: YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
ZAC: GRAB IT! GRAB IT.
FEEL THAT? DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: YOU FEEL HOW HARD THAT ASS IS?
DANNI: YEAH, IT IS THAT HARD.
ZAC: YES. THAT'S A THOUSAND SQUATS
A DAY, BABY.
DANNI: UH-HUH. ZAC: YOU FEEL SO SOFT,
LIKE--LIKE A CLOUD, A FLUFFY CLOUD.
DANNI: OH. THAT'S THE PILLOW.
YOU'RE HUMPING THE PILLOW.
ZAC: HUH?
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
YOU A DAMN FEMALE. [INDISTINCT].
WHOSE PILLOW IS THIS? WHOSE--
DANNI: YOURS.
ZAC: WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY?
DANNI: NOTHING. ZAC: HUH?
DANNI: NOTHING. I JUST NEED TO SNEEZE.
ZAC: YEAH. SNEEZE ON ME.
SNEEZE. SNEEZE ON ME.
DANNI: AHCHOO! ZAC: YEAH. GIVE ME
ALL YOUR ESSENTIAL OILS.
I [INDISTINCT].
YOU LIKE IT NASTY, HUH?
YOU WANT TO SWAP BODY FLUIDS? HUH? HUH?
[HACKING] DANNI: UHH! NO! NO.
DON'T YOU SPIT ON ME.
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪ HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
DANNI: OK, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOW I CAN SHUT UP--
ZAC: WAIT. YOU REMEMBER HOW [INDISTINCT] THAT WAS.
WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT AGAIN?
WAIT, WHY ARE YOU BITING? YOU'RE BITING.
DANNI: HOW CAN I SHUT UP AND SAY THE SAFE WORD?
[ZAC GROWLING]
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THIS, ALL RIGHT?
[SLAP]
DANNI: OH, OK, WE'RE ON SAFARI KNOW.
ZAC: NEXT... DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: GIVE ME YOUR BLACK PANTHER, BITCH. [GROWLING]
AH, AH, AH! OHH. AH. AH! AH!
WAIT. WAIT! DON'T MOVE.
DON'T MOVE. STOP. DON'T MOVE.
WAIT. WAIT...STILL. OHH. OH.
YOU REMIND ME OF MY MAMA.
OHH.
DANNI: THAT'S IT. [SLAP]
[ZAC SNORING]
DANNI: THIS IS WHAT I GET.
[ZAC SNORING]
ZAC: WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
DANNI: SO GREAT, BABY. SO GOOD.
ZAC: WAS IT? I LOVE YOU.
DON'T LEAVE ME. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M READY FOR ROUND TWO.
I'M GONNA RUN [INDISTINCT].
DANNI: SO WILD.
WHAT IS THIS--AAH!
GARY: GOOD MORNING.
YOU GOTTA BE TIRED.
ANDI: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
GARY: WELL, YOU GOT IN LATE LAST NIGHT AND...
YOU TOSSED AND TURNED ALL NIGHT.
ANDI: THAT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
GARY: SO SERIOUS. ANDI: YES.
GARY: OK.
ANDI: SIT DOWN.
GARY: NO, I'LL STAND.
ANDI: GARY... GARY: LOOK, THIS IS ABOUT ME
ASKING YOU ABOUT THE MONEY.
I'M SORRY. I JUST--
ANDI: YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT A LOT LATELY.
GARY: BECAUSE I AM.
ANDI: I'VE BEEN THINKING AND I THINK YOU SHOULD
GO MAKE NICE WITH HER.
GARY: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING RIGHT NOW?
ANDI: IF YOU GO BACK HOME FOR A MONTH--
GARY: ANDI-- ANDI: HEAR ME OUT.
IF YOU GO BACK HOME FOR A MONTH AND MAKE NICE WITH HER,
SHE'LL DROP THE DIVORCE AND I'M OFF THE HOOK.
GARY: ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
ANDI: I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER WAY.
GARY: SO, WHAT HAPPENS AFTER A MONTH
WHEN I WANT TO COME BACK HERE?
ANDI: WELL, IF SHE COMES BACK TO THE FIRM
TO--TO FILE FOR DIVORCE, THEN
I'LL TELL HER I CAN'T REPRESENT HER,
AND THEN SHE'LL HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER LAWYER.
GARY: OH. SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
UM, I'VE BEEN SAYING TO YOU,
BEGGING YOU TO BE PATIENT WITH ME
UNTIL I LEAVE.
I LEAVE AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK.
ANDI: NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO. I--
LOOK, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS
ALL NIGHT AND ALL DAY.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
GARY: IT'S THAT GUY.
ANDI: GARY, IT'S-- GARY: NO, NO, IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
NO, I'M NOT UPSET.
NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND.
HELL, I WAS IN A MARRIAGE, SO, UM,
IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE ELSE
AND YOU'RE WITH THEM, THAT'D BE FAIR.
ANDI: BABY... GARY: BUT IT'S THAT GUY.
ANDI: BABY, OK. DON'T BE UPSET WITH ME.
YOU KNOW ME. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE.
GARY: THEN DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK.
ANDI: YOU ARE ASKING ME
TO RISK EVERYTHING I HAVE WORKED FOR
AND I WON'T.
GARY: I'M NOT WORTH IT?
ANDI: OH, DON'T DO THAT.
GARY: TELL YOUR BOSS YOU WON'T DO IT
AND TAKE ANOTHER JOB.
ANDI: I'VE DONE OTHER JOBS. THIS IS THE BEST JOB IN THE CITY.
GARY: THEN I WILL HELP YOU GO INTO PRIVATE PRACTICE.
ANDI: I DON'T WANT THAT.
GARY: WHY? YOU TOO PROUD?
ANDI: GARY...
GARY: YOU FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO
HAVE ALL THE POWER.
IS THAT IT?
ANDI: POWER?
GARY: YEAH.
YOU FEEL LIKE IF I'M HELPING YOU,
THAT MAKES YOU WEAK.
AM I READING THIS RIGHT?
ANDI: YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO START MY DAY LIKE THIS,
SO, LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS ANOTHER DAY.
GARY: NO, YOU JUST-- LET ME HELP YOU
GO INTO PRIVATE PRACTICE,
AND I WILL DRAW UP THE CONTRACT.
ANDI: I AM NOT READY FOR PRIVATE PRACTICE, NUMBER ONE.
AND NUMBER TWO--I DON'T WANT TO.
AND NUMBER 3, YOUR WIFE IS GONNA GO TO THE BAR
AND HAVE ME DISBARRED.
I WON'T BE ABLE TO PRACTICE ANYWHERE.
SO, NO, I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP
WITH PRIVATE PRACTICE.
GARY: THEN YOU STAY HOME AND WE HAVE A BUNCH OF KIDS.
ANDI: I AM NOT A HOUSEWIFE.
I'VE WORKED TOO HARD TO GET HERE.
GARY: SO, YOU THINK I'LL DIVORCE YOU.
ANDI: CAN YOU NOT MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
AND MAKE IT ABOUT ME FOR ONCE?
GARY: YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO HOME?
ANDI: I WANT YOU TO DO WHAT'S BEST IN THIS SITUATION.
GARY: DO I HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT?
ANDI: YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT?
GARY: YES.
ANDI: SO, YOU HAVE NO THOUGHT FOR ME
AND WHAT'S BEST FOR ME?
GARY: JUST A DAY.
ANDI: YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU SERVED
BY THE END OF THE DAY, SO, NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT.
GARY: OK. ANDI: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
GARY: I'LL LEAVE.
[SIGH] I'LL LEAVE. I'LL LEAVE, I'LL LEAVE. [SIGH]
ANDI: OK.
GARY: I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.
YOU KNOW, I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH.
YOUR STRENGTH, KNOWING WHO YOU ARE,
KNOWING, YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU WANT IS...
THIS HURTS LIKE HELL. BUT I GET IT.
I REALLY DO.
COME HERE. [ANDI CRYING]
[KISS]
GARY: YOU'LL WAIT FOR ME?
ANDI: WAIT? GARY: PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE WHILE I'M DOING THIS.
ANDI: I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT ANYONE.
GARY: PROMISE ME. PROMISE ME.
ANDI: I PROMISE YOU I WON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE.
GARY: OK. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
ANDI: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
GARY: AND I JUST... WANT TO HOLD YOU
FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
ANDI: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO...
GARY: MAKE LOVE TO YOU. [ANDI LAUGHS]
MAN: ♪ DON'T YOU THINK IT'S CRAZY THAT YOU FEEL ♪
[DOOR CLOSES]
SABRINA: HEY, GIRL. KAREN: HEY.
SABRINA: SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
KAREN: OH, IT'S FINE.
SABRINA: YOU SURE? KAREN: YEAH.
SABRINA: OK. DID YOU TALK TO DANNI?
KAREN: NO, AND I AIN'T GONNA TALK TO HER.
SABRINA: YOU KNOW THAT I REALLY--
KAREN: SABRINA.
SABRINA: I'M JUST SAYING. KAREN: LET HER TALK TO ZAC.
SABRINA: LOOK, YOU KNOW I'M JUST...
KAREN: I JUST WANT TO GET THIS WORKOUT IN
AND GET TO WORK [INDISTINCT]. OK?
WHAT'S UP, ANDI?
ANDI: HEY, GIRL.
SABRINA: YOU LOOK TIRED.
ANDI: THANKS A LOT.
SABRINA: SOMEBODY'S BEEN KEEPING YOU UP ALL NIGHT.
ANDI: YES. [LAUGHTER]
SABRINA: I KNOW THE FEELING.
ANDI: OH, IS THE RED PANTY DROPPER
KEEPING YOU UP AT NIGHT?
SABRINA: WELL, UPDATE-- YELLOW PANTY DROPPER.
KAREN: WHAT?
SABRINA: NO, NO, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.
I KNOW. I THINK HE'S ON THE DOWN LOW.
ANDI: AHEM. AHEM.
SABRINA: WHAT?
EXCUSE ME, Y'ALL BETTER TELL ME.
KAREN: LOOK, ANDI THINKS IT'S FINE.
SABRINA: REALLY? LIKE, THAT HE'S ON THE DOWN LOW?
ANDI: NO. I JUST--
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE UNDERWEAR.
SABRINA: NO? ANDI: NO.
SABRINA: HMM. HMM.
KAREN: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NAILS, THOUGH?
COULD YOU... ANDI: KAREN?
KAREN: OK.
SABRINA: NO, SHE'S RIGHT. I KNOW.
ANDI: HIS NAILS ARE PERFECT
SABRINA: THAT'S [INDISTINCT]. KAREN: AND THEM EYEBROWS, TOO.
GO BIG AND BEYOND.
SABRINA: I KNOW. I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT AT FIRST.
KAREN: ARE WE LOOKING AT THE SAME DUDE?
SABRINA: YES. YES.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I MENTIONED IT LAST NIGHT WHEN HE CAME OVER,
BUT HE GOT SO MAD THAT HE LEFT.
ANDI: WAIT. YOU TOLD HIM?
SABRINA: OH, YEAH.
WE WERE ABOUT TO, YOU KNOW, DO THE DO.
I WAS...AND I SAW HIS YELLOW PANTIES
AND I WAS JUST SO TURNED OFF.
ANDI: AND WHAT DID HE SAY?
SABRINA: THAT THAT'S JUST THE WAY HE WAS RAISED
BY HIS DADS, TO BE OPEN.
ANDI: OOH. SABRINA: SO, HE WAS
A PRINCESS FOR HALLOWEEN.
KAREN: YOU MEAN WITH A CROWN AND A TIARA?
ALL THAT SHIT? SPARKLES AND SHIT?
SABRINA: I KNOW, I KNOW, GIRL.
KAREN: DAMN. WHEN YOU ADD ALL THAT UP,
IT MAKES ME WANT TO THINK TWICE.
[KAREN AND ANDI MOUTHING WORDS]
SABRINA: OK, BUT, ARE-- ARE WE ALL
A BIT CLOSED-MINDED,
CONSIDERING THE WAY THAT HE WAS RAISED?
LIKE, WHAT IF-- WHAT IF HE WAS
IN A TRIBE SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAIN FOREST?
KAREN: ..., WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ANDI: KAREN. KAREN: WHAT?
ANDI: I'M SERIOUS. WHAT IF--
WHAT IF HE WAS BORN IN SOME OTHER PLACE?
WE WOULD BE MORE OPEN AND UNDERSTANDING.
KAREN: BUT THIS ... IS FROM DECATUR.
SABRINA: HE'S ACTUALLY FROM NEW YORK.
KAREN: ALL THE MORE REASON TO BE SUSPECT.
THEM NEW YORK DUDES IS HARD AS HELL.
GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT.
SABRINA: BUT THOSE ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR.
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW, GIRL. I THINK HE'S LOW,
LIKE DOWN LOW. SWEET! AND LOW.
ANDI: LOOK, BRE, NEITHER OF US
ARE IN A POSITION TO JUDGE YOU.
SO, IF YOU LIKE IT, WE LOVE IT.
KAREN: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. HMPH!
SABRINA: I'M NOT SURE IF I LIKE IT.
I MEAN, I REALLY, REALLY LIKE HIM,
YOU KNOW, BUT I DON'T LIKE HIS CHOICES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY DON'T LIKE?
KAREN: WHAT'S THAT?
SABRINA: ARE WE JUST SO DESPERATE
THAT WE HAVE TO DATE MEN WITH YELLOW PANTIES?
ANDI: YES. KAREN: YEAH, SO, BE CAREFUL, BRE.
[INDISTINCT] IT'S HARD OUT HERE.
ANDI: YEAH. GET USED TO IT.
JAKE: HELLO, EVERYBODY!
KAREN: SPEAKING OF GAY, I WOULD BREAK
ALL THE RULES FOR HIS FINE ASS.
LOOK AT THAT. ANDI: FINE.
JAKE: ARE WE READY? [LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
ANDI: MM-HMM. JAKE: LET'S GET THIS DONE, BITCHES.
YEAH, MAMAS. I SEE YOU, BABY. RIDE ON.
RIDE. COME ON, RIDE IT.
DANNI: GOOD MORNING, STUD.
ZAC: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
DANNI: THE SUN. SHOULD I OPEN IT?
ZAC: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT THE HELL?
OH, MY GOD, MY HEAD IS SPINNING.
DANNI: YES, IT IS!
ZAC: AH, DAMN! OH...
DANNI: DON'T GET SHY NOW.
WHY ARE YOU HIDING IT?
DON'T HIDE YOUR MORNING GLORY.
ZAC: WHAT HAPPENED?
DANNI: I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME MY PEN BACK.
ZAC: DID WE--
DANNI: YOU? YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
ZAC: DANNI, COME ON.
DANNI: WHAT? WHAT?
ZAC: WAIT, HONEY. WHY DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?
DANNI: OH, NO, NO, NO. I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
BUT YOU THE ONE THAT KEPT SAYING, "BUT I WANT YA."
ZAC: STOP, STOP, NO, STOP, STOP.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, STOP, WAIT.
DANNI: MM-HMM?
ZAC: WE SLEPT TOGETHER?
DANNI: YES.
ZAC: DANNI...
DANNI: I THINK I'M PREGNANT.
ZAC: DAMN, DANNI!
DANNI: I KNOW, I KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO NAME THE BABY?
ZAC: NO! DANNI: NO?
WE CAN'T NAME THE BABY "NO."
WE CAN NAME HER "YES."
ZAC: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
DANNI: OK, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
'CAUSE IF WE NAME HER "YES,"
ALL THE GUYS ARE GONNA THINK SHE'S EASY.
ZAC: WILL YOU STOP? STOP! WILL YOU STOP?
DANNI: OH, AND WE, UH, MADE A VIDEO.
ZAC: OOH!
DANNI: WE MADE A VIDEO.
ZAC: DANNI, DANNI,
YOU--YOU GOTTA DELETE THAT.
YOU... DANNI: NO. WHY?
ZAC: NO. [INDISTINCT] I'LL NEVER SMOKE, I SWEAR.
IF I'M DRINKING, PLEASE, I WILL NEVER SMOKE, PLEASE.
DANNI: I DON'T THINK IT'S WEED. NO, NO, NO.
YOU WERE DRINKING AND YOU GOT CROSS FADED.
ZAC: HOW DID I GET THAT DRUNK, DANNI?
DANNI: WELL, YOU DID, THEN YOU DID.
ZAC: OK, OK, OK, OK! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OK, LISTEN.
DANNI: MM-HMM. ZAC: OK.
DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'M--I WAS DRINKING.
DANNI: YEAH. ZAC: I'M SORRY.
DANNI: UH-HUH.
ZAC: [INDISTINCT]. DANNI: OK.
ZAC: PLEASE DELETE THE VIDEO.
DANNI: NO, I'MA SEND IT TO MY GIRLS.
ZAC: YEAH, I KNEW YOU WAS GONNA DO THAT.
DANNI: YOU WANNA SEE IT?
ZAC: NO, I WANT TO MOVE OUT. I WANT TO MOVE OUT.
DANNI: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE GOT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY NOW.
ZAC: WILL YOU STOP?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME RIGHT NOW. [SLAPS LEG]
DANNI: OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'LL TRY FOR TWINS. YOU KNOW, NOT JUST THE ONE.
ZAC: OH, I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
WHERE'S MY UNDERWEAR? WHERE'S MY UNDERWEAR?
DANNI: I HAVE NO IDEA. YOU THREW THEM OUT.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THOUGH. NO ONE HAS EVER
MADE LOVE TO ME LIKE THAT BEFORE.
I MEAN, I SEE WHY YOU BE HAVING THEM GO CRAZY.
LIKE, I GET THAT KAREN--
ZAC: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
DANNI: UHH. ZAC: I GOT IT.
DANNI: UH-HUH. ZAC: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE?
DANNI: YEAH. ZAC: DANNI...
DANNI: YEAH. ZAC: I COMPLETELY LOST MY MIND.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. I'M SORRY.
DANNI...
DANNI: GIVE ME A KISS. ZAC: OH! WILL YOU CUT THAT--
AAH!
[CALVIN GRUNTING]
MAURICE: WHY ARE YOU SO FRUSTRATED?
CALVIN: I DON'T GET YOUR GIRL, MAN. SHE'S CRAZY.
MAURICE: WELL, YOU GONNA HAVE TO STOP WEARING THEM UNDERWEAR.
CALVIN: I'M NOT CHANGING WHO I AM FOR HER, ALL RIGHT?
MAURICE: OH, THOSE UNDERWEAR ARE REAL CUTE.
ALMOST TOO CUTE FOR ME TO WEAR.
CALVIN: I JUST DON'T LIKE BEING JUDGED LIKE THIS.
MAURICE: CALVIN, LISTEN. CALVIN, WAIT.
CALVIN: WHAT? MAURICE: STOP IT.
IF YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO YOU, YOU BETTER STOP DOING THAT.
CALVIN: WHAT? I GOTTA KEEP
THIS ASS TIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
MAURICE: CALVIN. CALVIN: WHAT?
MAURICE: THAT SOUNDS VERY QUEER.
CALVIN: COME ON, BRO
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA START JUDGING ME, TOO.
MAURICE: NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE JUST A RARE BIRD.
A BIG BIRD.
CALVIN: WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
I'M JUST SAYING.
MAURICE: FACE IT, CALVIN, THIS IS
WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO.
CALVIN: OH, SHOOT, THIS'LL BE GOOD.
MAURICE: TAKE HER SOMEWHERE
AND ... HER BRAINS OUT.
CALVIN: SHE ACT LIKE SHE DON'T WANT ME TO DO THAT.
MAURICE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CALVIN: IT'S LIKE SHE WANTS ME
TO DO ONE THING BUT NOT THE OTHER.
MAURICE: YOU GOT TO SHOW HER.
THAT YOU ARE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE.
CALVIN: I'M NOT CHANGING WHO I AM.
MAURICE: I AIN'T ASKING YOU TO CHANGE.
I'M ASKING YOU TO ... HER.
CALVIN: YEAH, THIS IS STUPID.
COME ON, MAN, IT'S YOUR TURN.
MAURICE: OK. CALVIN: LET'S GO.
MAURICE: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A ASS LIKE YOU.
CALVIN: ALL RIGHT. [INDISTINCT].
THESE AIN'T TOO HEAVY FOR YOU, ARE THEY?
MAURICE: OH, NO, IT'S JUST FINE.
CALVIN: HERE YOU GO. ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT IT?
MAURICE: YEAH. CALVIN: COME ON. STRAIGHTEN YOUR BACK.
COME ON. MAURICE: DON'T TOUCH ME RIGHT THERE.
CALVIN: COME ON. LET'S GO.
DOWN. UP.
MAURICE: OOH. MM-HMM.
CALVIN: ONE. LET'S GO.
WOMAN: OOH!
KAREN: MY GOSH, GIRL. WOMAN: THAT WAS SO FUN.
KAREN: YUP. WOMAN: CAN WE GO [INDISTINCT] AGAIN?
KAREN: [INDISTINCT] BREATHING ALL HEAVY AND SHIT.
SABRINA: I GOT SOMEBODY AT HOME.
KAREN: UH, SABRINA? LOOK.
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
ANDI: OH, MY GOD.
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL? KAREN: THAT'S YOUR ANSWER.
SABRINA: OH, NO, I'M OUT OF HERE.
KAREN AND ANDI: NO, NO, NO, NO!
KAREN: HEY, MAURICE! CALVIN.
CALVIN: HEY THERE. WOMAN: HI.
WOMAN 2: HOW Y'ALL DOING? CALVIN: WHAT Y'ALL UP TO?
SABRINA: WE JUST CAME OUT OF SPIN CLASS.
CALVIN: OH, REALLY? I KNOW THE INSTRUCTOR.
HE'S A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
KAREN: OH! HE'S A FRIEND OF HIS.
CALVIN: YEAH.
KAREN: OH. WELL. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
ANDI: ME, TOO. I HAVE TO LEAVE.
[WOMEN TALKING AT ONCE]
ANDI: NO, NO, NO. YOU STAY. YOU STAY.
SABRINA: HI. CALVIN: HEY.
SO, I AM REALLY GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN LATER?
SABRINA: I MEAN, I'M JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT BUSY--
MAURICE: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
SABRINA: YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU... MAURICE: STOP THAT LYING.
SABRINA: MAURICE, DON'T YOU REMEMBER WE HAVE--
MAURICE: STOP THE LYING, MISS.
SHE LIKES YOU BUT SHE THINKS YOU
A LITTLE TOO FEMININE.
LOOK, THESE WEIGHTS TOO DAMN HARD FOR ME
AND I'M JUST GONNA TELL HER.
CALVIN: YEAH, WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED IT, ALL RIGHT?
SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BACK OFF.
SABRINA: RIGHT. CALVIN: PLEASE?
SABRINA: PLEASE.
MAURICE: I NEED A WHEELCHAIR ANYWAY,
SO, I'M GONNA GO TO THE LOCKER ROOM TO RECOVER.
SABRINA: HE'S NOT RIGHT.
CALVIN: NO, HE'S RIGHT ABOUT WHAT HE SAID.
ALL I ASKED WAS IF I WAS REALLY GONNA SEE YOU TONIGHT.
SABRINA: CALVIN, I DO WANT TO SEE YOU.
DO YOU--DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER TONIGHT
SO YOU CAN SEE ME?
CALVIN: DO YOU WANT ME TO?
SABRINA: CALVIN. CALVIN: LOOK.
'CAUSE I'M NOT WITH THE BULLSHIT, ALL RIGHT, SABRINA?
EITHER YOU'RE WITH IT OR YOU'RE NOT.
SABRINA: WITH WHAT? CALVIN: WITH ME, THE WAY I AM.
SABRINA: CAN WE JUST HAVE DINNER AND TALK ABOUT IT?
CALVIN: NAH.
SABRINA: WAIT, WHAT?
CALVIN: LOOK, YOU GOTTA GO TO WORK, AND I DO, TOO.
SABRINA: CALVIN, YOU'RE REALLY TELLING ME YOU'RE NOT COMING?
CALVIN: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
SABRINA: OK, BUT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT--
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO LONG!
KAREN: GIRL, DID YOU SEE HIM SQUATTING?
ANDI: I AM NOT IN THIS. KAREN: OH, NO, YOU SAW IT, THOUGH.
DID YOU SEE IT?
ANDI: UNLIKE YOU, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO WORK.
EXCUSE ME. KAREN: GOOD-BYE.
ANDI: NO.
SABRINA: KAREN.
KAREN: YES.
SABRINA: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? KAREN: BABY, IF IT QUACKS
LIKE A DUCK...
SABRINA: REALLY? COME ON.
KAREN: YOU GONNA SEE HIM?
[SABRINA SIGHS] I ALREADY ASKED HIM.
KAREN: YOU ALREADY DID THAT.
SABRINA: I KNOW.
KAREN: OK, SO, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO ASK.
YOU GOTTA JUST MAKE A CHOICE.
SABRINA: WHY IS IT SO HARD?
KAREN: 'CAUSE YOU LIKE HIM.
SABRINA: I DO.
KAREN: TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T YOU
ASK THE INSTRUCTOR?
SABRINA: JAKE? KAREN: YEAH.
YOU KNOW HE'S GOT ALL THE TEA.
SABRINA: YOU THINK? KAREN: YES.
GO AHEAD AND ASK HIM.
SABRINA: HE'LL GET MAD IF HE FINDS OUT.
KAREN: SO WHAT?
SABRINA: NO. I COULDN'T, I COULDN'T.
KAREN: GIRL, YOU NEED TO STOP. JUST DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
SABRINA: NO. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
KAREN: OK, WELL, THEN, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
THAT'S ALL THAT IS.
SABRINA: WELL, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR THEN?
KAREN: YEAH, I'LL ASK HIM. SABRINA: NO, NO, NO.
NOT ABOUT THAT.
KAREN: WHAT? SABRINA: WILL YOU TALK TO DANNI?
KAREN: OH, HELL NO. I'M NOT TALKING TO HER.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT. SABRINA: COME ON.
KAREN: HOW DID WE GET OFF YOUR BOYFRIEND
AND ONTO DANNI? CAN YOU TELL ME THAT?
SABRINA: WELL, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
KAREN: WHATEVER HE IS.
SABRINA: I'M JUST THINKING YOU NEED TO TALK.
KAREN: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST THINKING THAT
I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER.
I'M GONNA DO THAT. SABRINA: AGAIN?
KAREN: BYE. SABRINA: KAREN.
KAREN: BYE. SABRINA: KAREN!
GARY: MY BAG.
YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
ANDI: I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER WAY.
GARY: I'LL PUT EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY CAR IF YOU'RE SURE.
ANDI: I AM NOT SURE ABOUT ANYTHING,
TO BE HONEST.
GARY: NOT EVEN HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME?
ANDI: I KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE US
CLEARING THE SITUATION, IS BY DOING THIS.
GARY: OK.
ANDI: OK.
GARY: WHEN WILL I SEE YOU?
ANDI: WORK ON THAT AND FOCUS ON HER
OR ELSE SHE'LL KNOW.
SHE'S SMART.
GARY: DAMN. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE MAKING ME GO BACK THERE.
ANDI: I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.
I JUST--I WANT YOU TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
GARY: SO, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MONTH?
ANDI: BABY, WE BOTH NEED TIME TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
GARY: ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT SOMEONE ELSE?
ANDI: NO.
GARY: IF YOU ARE, JUST TELL ME. JUST LET ME KNOW.
ANDI: OK, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK THAT
I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE OR THAT
SOMEONE'S WAITING IN THE WINGS?
GARY: HOW COULD THAT NOT BE?
I MEAN, YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN.
GOSH, IF I COULD DO MY LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN...
ONCE I MET YOU, THAT WOULD BE IT.
GAME OVER.
ANDI: YEAH, WELL,
WE ARE IN REALITY.
GARY: I KNOW.
I REALLY KNOW.
WOMAN: ♪ YOUR WAVES ROLLED EVERYTHING ASHORE ♪ ANDI: I LOVE YOU.
GARY: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
WOMAN: ♪ BUT STILL YOU CAME BACK TO TAKE MORE ♪
[ANDI CRYING] WOMAN: ♪ WASH ME AWAY WITH THE TIDE ♪
♪ I'VE CRIED THESE TEARS A THOUSAND TIMES ♪
♪ AND MY HEART ACHES EVERY TIME I HEAR YOUR NAME ♪
♪ YOU CAME RIGHT IN AND SWEPT MY HEART FROM UNDER ME ♪
♪ AND MY HEART ACHES EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR FACE ♪
♪ KEEP WHAT'S YOURS BUT PLEASE BRING BACK THE REST OF ME ♪
♪ HURRICANE THROUGHOUT MY LIFE ♪
♪ YOU RUINED EVERYTHING INSIDE ♪
JAKE: GREAT JOB TODAY, GIRL.
SABRINA: THANK YOU. JAKE: YOU COMING TOMORROW?
SABRINA: OH, YES. JAKE: GOOD.
GETTING READY FOR THE SUMMER.
SABRINA: OH...YEAH.
JAKE: OK.
SABRINA: CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
JAKE: YEAH, ANYTHING.
SABRINA: HOW DO YOU KNOW CALVIN?
JAKE: OH, FROM HERE.
SABRINA: OH.
JAKE: YOU LIKE HIM?
SABRINA: WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW.
JAKE: I CAN INTRODUCE YOU, BUT
I THINK HE'S SEEING SOMEONE.
SABRINA: OH.
JAKE: I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHO, BUT
SOME GUY WHO WORKS ON HIS HOUSES.
THEY SEEM REALLY CLOSE.
SABRINA: OH, SO, HE IS GAY.
JAKE: UH, YEAH.
SABRINA: OK. UH...
JAKE: TRY SOMEBODY WHO IS NOT ON MY TEAM.
HAVE YOU MET HINES?
SABRINA: NO. JAKE: YEAH, HE'S
THE MASSAGE THERAPIST.
HE'S SINGLE AND HE'S STRAIGHT.
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
JAKE: HINES!
HINES: WHAT'S UP, JAKE?
JAKE: THIS IS SABRINA.
SHE'S A GREAT GIRL.
YOU SHOULD KNOW EACH OTHER.
GIVE HER YOUR CARD.
HINES: HI. HOW YOU DOING?
SABRINA: HI. HI.
HINES: UH, SO, YOU NEED A MASSAGE?
SABRINA: YEAH. WHO DOESN'T?
HINES: OK. WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,
THE FIRST HOUR IS FREE FOR MY NOON-TIME CLIENTS.
SABRINA: OH, REALLY? HINES: MM-HMM.
LOOK, HERE, TAKE MY CARD,
AND JUST GIVE ME A CALL.
I ACTUALLY GOTTA RUN.
UM, IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
SABRINA: YOU, TOO. HINES: THANKS, JAKE.
JAKE: YOU GOT IT.
TOLD YOU. BETTER WORK IT, GIRL. BETTER WORK IT.
FATIMA: MS. BARNES.
UM, DO YOU MAKE APPOINTMENTS?
ANDI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
FATIMA: THAT AARON GUY IS HERE AGAIN
WITH NO APPOINTMENT. [TELEPHONE RINGING]
ANDI: OH, DAMN.
FATIMA: I MEAN, I CAN SEND HIM AWAY.
ANDI: NO, NO. UM...
FATIMA: WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE HE'S GONNA LEARN
UNLESS YOU DO.
ANDI: YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WILL SEE HIM.
FATIMA: OK. ANDI: OH, AND THIS IS
THE CARD FOR THE PRIVATE DETECTIVE
THAT MS. BORDERS HIRED.
COULD YOU CALL HIM AND SET UP A MEETING?
FATIMA: OK, AND SHE'S CALLED SEVERAL TIMES TODAY.
ANDI: WHAT IS SHE SAYING? [TELEPHONE RINGING]
FATIMA: SHE JUST KEEPS ASKING WHERE HER HUSBAND GARY
WILL BE SERVED.
ANDI: OK. TELL HER THAT I'M IN COURT
AND THAT I'LL CALL HER BY THE END OF THE DAY.
FATIMA: OK. ANDI: ALL RIGHT.
UM...SEND HIM BACK.
FATIMA: YES. UM...
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?
ANDI: YEAH.
FATIMA: I REALLY ADMIRE YOU.
ANDI: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
FATIMA: I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. [TELEPHONE RINGING]
YOU'RE THE ONLY BLACK WOMAN HERE
AND YOU'RE KILLING IT.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
FATIMA: I GOT YOUR BACK.
ANDI: WELL, THANK YOU.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
[LINE RINGING]
GIRL, HE IS HERE AGAIN UNANNOUNCED.
KAREN: WHAT?
ANDI: AARON.
KAREN: GIRL, I'M DONE WITH THAT.
ANDI: YEAH, RIGHT. I'MA CALL YOU WHEN I'M DONE. BYE.
FATIMA: RIGHT HERE. AARON: THANK YOU. FATIMA: YOU'RE WELCOME.
ANDI: COME ON IN. AARON: THANK YOU.
ANDI: HAVE A SEAT. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
[TELEPHONE RINGING] AARON: WELL, I MEAN,
GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME GRIEF FOR NOT CALLING.
ANDI: WHAT'S GOING ON?
AARON: IS THE DIVORCE FILED?
ANDI: YEAH, AS OF THIS MORNING.
AARON: SO, I'M DIVORCED?
ANDI: YOU'RE DIVORCED.
IF THAT'S ALL YOU NEEDED, YOU COULD'VE ASKED MY CLERK.
AARON: TRUE. ANDI: MM-HMM.
AARON: YOU GOT ME. I DID WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
ANDI: I FIGURED. [TELEPHONE RINGING]
AARON: UM, FIRST I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR MY BEHAVIOR LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
I WAS A LITTLE BIT OUT OF LINE.
ANDI: MM-HMM.
AARON: I ALSO WANTED TO TALK ABOUT KAREN.
ANDI: WHAT ABOUT HER?
AARON: WELL, SHE'S A NICE PERSON.
UH, SHE'S A BIT OF A WILD ONE, SO TO SPEAK.
ANDI: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
AARON: WELL, I LIKE HER,
BUT SHE CAN BE...ABRASIVE.
ANDI: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HER.
AARON: I WANT TO. ANDI: MM-HMM.
AARON: I FEEL LIKE SHE NEEDS A GOOD FRIEND
TO KIND OF MAKE HER AWARE OF WHAT SHE DOES.
ANDI: AND WHAT IS IT THAT SHE DOES?
AARON: BREAKS PEOPLE DOWN WITH HER WORDS.
ANDI: SO, YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HER FOR YOU.
AARON: NO. NO, NOT FOR ME.
FOR HER.
ANDI: THAT IS AWFULLY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU,
AND I'LL DO THAT, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD, TOO.
HOW ABOUT WE BOTH TALK TO HER?
AARON: YOU THINK I SHOULD?
ANDI: YEAH. WHY LEAVE IT TO ME?
HELP A SISTER OUT. [CHUCKLING]
AARON: OK. YEAH. I THINK I WILL.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
AARON: NO, THANK YOU,
AND THANK YOU FOR HELPING WITH THE DIVORCE.
ANDI: OH, YOU DID MOST OF THE WORK.
HOW IS YOUR WIFE-- EX-WIFE HANDLING IT?
AARON: WORSE THAN I DID, BUT I GUESS
THAT'S NOT REALLY MY CONCERN, THOUGH.
I CAN ONLY CONTROL ME, RIGHT?
ANDI: YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
AARON: THANKS AGAIN.
ANDI: OF COURSE. MAKE AN APPOINTMENT NEXT TIME.
AARON: I'LL WORK ON THAT. ANDI: YEAH. [LAUGHS]
AARON: THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY.
[LINE RINGING]
[RINGING]
ANDI: UM, YEAH, HE WANTED ME TO TALK TO YOU.
KAREN: ABOUT WHAT?
ANDI: THE SAME THING.
KAREN: WHAT? HOW I TALK TO ZAC?
ANDI: KAREN?
KAREN: I'M NOT--MA'AM, CAN YOU JUST GO DOWN THERE?
IT'S OK. YOU LOOK GOOD. AM I THAT BAD?
ANDI: NO, YOU'RE NOT BAD.
KAREN: Y'ALL MAKE ME LIKE I'M THE BAD ONE.
ANDI: DON'T GET UPSET.
KAREN: AND WHY WOULD HE TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT?
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW.
KAREN: LOOK, I GOTTA GO.
ANDI: WAIT. ARE YOU UPSET?
KAREN: I'M ABOUT TO DO A PERM.
ANDI: GIRL, AIN'T NOBODY IN YOUR CHAIR.
KAREN: I'M ABOUT TO DO A PERM, SO, I'MA CALL YOU BACK, OK? BYE.
ANDI: SHE'S UPSET. [TELEPHONE RINGING]
ZAC: WHERE'S MY UNDERWEAR, DANNI?
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU NEED A RIDE TO WORK?
ZAC: HOW AM I GONNA GO TO WORK NAKED?
DANNI: YOU SURE OR DO--
ZAC: I'M POSITIVE. DANNI: OK, 'CAUSE THAT BIKE
RIDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY IS GONNA LOOK REAL DUMB.
ZAC: ESPECIALLY IF I'M NAKED. WHERE MY UNDERWEAR?
DANNI: YOU KNOW WHAT? UH, HONESTLY...
[DOOR OPENS]
SABRINA: HELLO! [DOOR CLOSES]
YOU AIN'T GOING IN?
DANNI: YOU'RE THE ... I'M TAKING MY KEY BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK.
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU KNOW I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE.
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MAD AT ME?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
ZAC: NOTHING.
SABRINA: WHERE ARE HIS CLOTHES, DANNI?
ZAC: I'VE BEEN ASKING HER THAT.
DANNI: HE'S ABOUT TO [INDISTINCT].
HE'S GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK.
COME ON, BABY. [KISS KISS]
ZAC: I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD.
SABRINA: 'CAUSE IT IS BAD.
DANNI: NO, ACTUALLY, IT WAS GOOD.
[SOFTLY] WE HAD SEX LAST NIGHT.
ZAC: COME ON, DANNI! DANNI, WHERE MY UNDERWEAR?
DANNI: BOY, THEY'RE OVER THERE IN THE TOP DRAWER.
ZAC: THE ONE WITH THE SEX TOYS IN IT?
DANNI: JUST MOVE THEM AROUND. [CLICKS TONGUE]
ZAC: EVERYBODY'S GONNA HATE ME!
SABRINA: PRETTY MUCH!
ZAC: EXCUSE ME.
DANNI: I'VE SEEN IT ALL ALREADY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
[DOOR CLOSES] SABRINA: GUESS I SHOULD'VE CAME LAST NIGHT.
DANNI: HE DID. OH!
SABRINA: WILL YOU STOP IT?
DANNI: NO. IT WAS FUNNY.
SABRINA: DANNI, DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM FOR REAL?
DANNI: UH, WELL, YOU ALREADY SAID YOU KNOW ME.
YOU KNOW, Y'ALL KNOW ME SO WELL. RIGHT?
SABRINA: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS
WHEN YOU MAKE UP WITH KAREN.
DANNI: TO HELL WITH HER.
SABRINA: I HOPED YOU WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.
DANNI: WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEND HER THE SEX TAPE.
SABRINA: WHAT SEX TAPE, DANNI?
DANNI: OH, THE SEX TAPE WE MADE.
SABRINA: NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT.
DANNI: OH, I'M GOING TO SEND IT.
SABRINA: DO NOT DO THAT. ERASE IT.
DANNI: NO. I NEED THIS FANTASY.
YOU KNOW? TO RELIVE IT AND RELIVE IT.
SABRINA: YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
DANNI: DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
SABRINA: NO.
DANNI: YEAH, YOU DO. SABRINA: NO, I DO NOT.
I JUST CAME TO CHECK ON YOU BECAUSE
I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK
AND I CLEARLY SEE THAT YOU'RE OK,
SO, I'M JUST GONNA GO.
DANNI: ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?
SABRINA: VERY.
DANNI: WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I AM, RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME NOW?
SABRINA: DANNI, THAT'S SO NOT FAIR.
DANNI: OH, YEAH, IT IS. IT REALLY IS.
SABRINA: HMM. WAIT A SECOND. ARE YOU--
ARE YOU REALLY MAD-- ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
DANNI: SABRINA, I'M NOT MAD AT ANYONE. NO.
SABRINA: OH. OH, YES, YOU ARE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS?
DANNI: IT'S DONE.
SABRINA: OK.
DANNI: BYE.
SABRINA: THIS IS WRONG. THIS IS REALLY WRONG, DANNI.
DANNI: BITCH.
FATIMA: ANDREA, THERE'S A PARIS JOHNSON HERE TO SEE YOU.
ANDI: WHERE IS HE? FATIMA: IN THE LOBBY.
SHALL I SEND HIM IN? ANDI: YES, PLEASE.
FATIMA: OK. ANDI: THANK YOU.
FATIMA: YOU'RE WELCOME.
PARIS JOHNSON.
PARIS: HI.
ANDI: HI.
PARIS: I JUST CAME TO BRING YOU THESE.
HAVE A SEAT.
YOU BAKE? [TELEPHONE RINGING]
PARIS: MY GRANDMOTHER DOES. THEY'RE FROM HER,
AND SHE INSISTED THAT I BROUGHT THEM TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
ANDI: HA HA! THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER.
THE LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT HER.
PARIS: SHE IS A VERY STUBBORN WOMAN.
ANDI: THAT I CAN TELL.
PARIS: MY GRANDMOTHER WAS VERY LUCKY THAT YOU WERE HERE.
ANDI: YEAH. HOW IS SHE?
PARIS: SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S HOME.
BITCHING THAT I WON'T LET HER GO TO WORK.
ANDI: HA! I AM HAPPY
IT'S YOU FIGHTING THAT FIGHT AND NOT ME.
PARIS: AND I'M ALSO SUPPOSED TO ASK YOU OUT.
ANDI: I CAN'T.
PARIS: I GET IT. THAT WAS HER IDEA.
ANDI: SO, YOU DIDN'T WANT TO ASK ME OUT?
PARIS: WELL, NO, I JUST FIGURED
YOU WOULDN'T DATE A GUY LIKE ME.
ANDI: LIKE YOU? PARIS: YEAH.
CONSTRUCTION.
YOU LOOK LIKE THE TYPE WHO WOULD DATE
THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY INSTEAD OF THE EMPLOYEE.
ANDI: DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.
PARIS: WELL, HOW CAN I NOT
WHEN YOU JUST SHUT ME DOWN?
ANDI: DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT.
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.
PARIS: I GET IT.
ANDI: AND WHY ARE YOU NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP?
PARIS: YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT.
ANDI: WELL, MAYBE I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR ANSWER.
PARIS: WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
LISTEN, ENJOY THE COOKIES,
AND I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
ANDI: OK.
PARIS: THANK YOU AGAIN.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
ANDI: HA!
AWW.
[LAUGHS] IRENE.
[TELEPHONE RINGING] IRENE.
FATIMA: MISS BARNES? ANDI: WHAT NOW?
FATIMA: LESLIE DAVENPORT.
ANDI: THANK YOU. FATIMA: MM-HMM.
ANDI: HAVE A SEAT.
I'M ANDREA BARNES.
LESLIE: LESLIE.
ANDI: THANKS FOR MEETING ME.
LESLIE: SURE.
ANDI: I HAVE TO ADMIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY.
LESLIE: I GET THAT A LOT.
ANDI: SO, YOU REPRESENT MS. BORDERS.
LESLIE: YES.
ANDI: HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING ON HER HUSBAND?
LESLIE: YES. VERY.
ANDI: OK. WHAT IS IT?
LESLIE: I THINK WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
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