GARY: YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE WOMAN.
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
GARY: GOSH, IF I COULD DO MY LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN,
ONCE I MET YOU, THAT WOULD BE IT.
- I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU, TOO.
SABRINA: DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER TONIGHT?
- DO YOU WANT ME TO? - CALVIN--
CALVIN: EITHER YOU'RE WITH IT OR YOU'RE NOT.
- WITH WHAT? - WITH ME, THE WAY I AM.
ZAC: I KNOW THIS LOOK BAD.
SABRINA: BECAUSE IT IS BAD.
DANNI: ACTUALLY IT WAS GOOD. WE HAD SEX LAST NIGHT.
ANDI: SO YOU REPRESENT MS. BORDERS.
LESLIE: YES.
ANDI: HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING?
LESLIE: YES, VERY.
I THINK WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
SO YOU'RE HER LAWYER.
- YES. - WOW.
ANDI: JUST A MOMENT.
DOES SHE...
KNOW ABOUT THIS?
LESLIE: NO.
ANDI: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER?
LESLIE: I WANTED TO GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO EXPLAIN.
ANDI: AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
LESLIE: DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE THESE TO YOUR CLIENT?
ANDI: NO. I DON'T.
LESLIE: SO THEN WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN?
ANDI: WHY WOULD I EXPLAIN ANYTHING?
LESLIE: I'M JUST TRYING TO UNDERSTAND.
ANDI: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
LESLIE: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT SOMETHING?
ANDI: YOUR BODY LANGUAGE.
IT SAYS, "I HAVE ALL THE POWER,
AND I WANT SOMETHING," SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
LESLIE: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU?
ANDI: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
LESLIE: BECAUSE I THINK THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN
IS REALLY JACKED UP.
I GOT TO ADMIT, AT FIRST, I WAS A BIT CONFUSED.
THEN I GOT IT.
HE IS A SLICK SON OF A ...,
BUT YOU DO GOT TO ADMIRE A MAN
WHO CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH A DIVORCE ATTORNEY,
MANIPULATE HIS WIFE INTO SEEKING HER COUNSEL,
AND WALK AWAY WINNING.
ANDI: THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
LESLIE: WHY DON'T YOU ENLIGHTEN ME?
ANDI: BYE.
LESLIE: SO YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?
ANDI: KNOW WHAT?
LESLIE: HEH. SON OF A ... MAKES ME SO MAD.
ANDI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LESLIE: JUST, MY FIRM IS MAKING A KILLING OFF WOMEN LIKE YOU.
ANDI: CAN YOU JUST LEAVE, PLEASE?
LESLIE: YOU'RE BEING PLAYED.
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
- WHAT? - YOU'RE BEING PLAYED.
ANDI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LESLIE: SISTA...
ANDI: I WILL NOT BE BLACKMAILED.
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO--
LESLIE: I AM NOT TRYING TO BLACKMAIL YOU.
ANDI: WELL, IT SURE AS HELL LOOKS LIKE IT.
LESLIE: LOOK. I'M SORRY.
I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT HERE.
- REALLY? - OK.
LESLIE: I'M NOT THE ENEMY HERE.
ANDI: MISS LESLIE...
LESLIE: THAT MAN IS PLAYING YOU, GIRL.
ANDI: WOULD YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW?
LESLIE: THIS WOMAN, THIS IS TINA ROGERS.
SHE'S BEEN SEEING HIM FOR 3 MONTHS.
HE SEES YOU IN THE MORNING BEFORE HE GOES TO THE GYM,
AND HE SEES HER EVERY AFTERNOON FOR LUNCH.
SEE, I THINK HE KNEW YOU ARE A DIVORCE ATTORNEY.
HE KNEW HIS WIFE WAS GONNA FILE,
AND HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE CONTROL OVER THE DIVORCE.
I'M SORRY.
ANDI: I WAS REFERRED TO JASMINE
FROM ONE OF MY CLIENTS.
LESLIE: HMM, THAT HE KNOWS.
LOOK. I'M REALLY SORRY
TO HAVE TO TELL YOU LIKE THIS,
AND I'M SORRY FOR ME COMING IN HERE,
BUT AS I'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AND HIM,
I'VE COME TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD PERSON.
YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.
NOW, I AM SCHEDULED TO MEET
WITH MS. BORDERS THIS EVENING.
AT 9 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING,
SHE WANTS TO MEET ME HERE, AND SHE WANTS ME
TO SHOW BOTH OF YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE.
YOU GOT ABOUT 24 HOURS TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
CALL ME.
SORRY.
ANDI: [WHIMPERING]
[WHIMPERING]
OHH...
[SOBBING]
MAURICE: GIRL, HOLD ON. LET ME SIT DOWN.
HOO.
MM. WHOA...
UHH!
SABRINA: YOU ALL RIGHT?
MAURICE: WHAT?
SABRINA: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
MAURICE: GIRL...
SABRINA: NEVER MIND. DON'T TELL ME.
MAURICE: YOU OUGHT TO KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR MAN
THAT I'M WALKING THIS WAY.
- WILL YOU STOP IT? - NO. I AM.
SABRINA: OK, MAURICE. I'M EATING.
MAURICE: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SQUATS.
SABRINA: I DIDN'T KNOW Y'ALL WORKED OUT TOGETHER.
MAURICE: WE DON'T.
SABRINA: WELL, THEN WHY WERE YOU AT THE GYM?
MAURICE: IT WAS THE FIRST TIME.
SABRINA: HE INVITED YOU TO WORK OUT?
MAURICE: WELL, I TOLD HIM I WANTED AN ASS LIKE HIM,
AND HE TOLD ME TO MEET HIM AT THE GYM,
SO I DID, AND NOW I'M PAYING FOR IT.
SABRINA: YOU TOLD HIM YOU WANTED AN ASS LIKE HIS?
MAURICE: YES.
SABRINA: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS BUTT LOOKS LIKE?
MAURICE: GIRL, YOU SHOWED ME THE PICTURE.
SABRINA: OH, YEAH. WAIT. DID YOU TELL HIM THAT?
MAURICE: UH, OF COURSE NOT. NO, NO, NO.
- MAURICE. - OH, NO.
MAURICE: NO. I DIDN'T, BUT, HELL, LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S ALWAYS WEARING THINGS TO SHOW OFF HIS ASS.
SABRINA: WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THAT, WHAT'D HE SAY?
MAURICE: GIRL, HE SAID IT'S HIS BEST ASSET.
HE'S PROUD OF IT.
- REALLY? - YES, GIRL.
- HE IS PROUD OF IT. - OH. OK.
MAURICE: WHAT? ARE WE STILL JUDGING THE MAN?
SABRINA: MAURICE, ARE YOU SURE HE'S NOT GAY?
MAURICE: WELL, WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BE,
- THE GAY DETECTOR? - YES.
SABRINA: THAT'S YOUR JOB.
MAURICE: WELL...
HE IS SUSPECT, AND GETTING TO KNOW HIM BETTER,
HE DOES DO SOME THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAY, "HMM."
- ABOUT WHAT? - LISTEN.
MAURICE: I'M JUST GONNA LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAYS HE IS,
AND IF HE SAYS HE'S STRAIGHT,
THEN HE'S STRAIGHT.
SABRINA: WELL--
MAURICE: I DON'T KNOW NO GAY MAN
WHO WANTS TO BE WITH A WOMAN.
SABRINA: MAYBE HE'S BISEXUAL.
MAURICE: GIRL, WHAT?
SABRINA: NO. JAKE TOLD ME.
MAURICE: JAKE? JAKE THE SPIN CLASS INSTRUCTOR?
SABRINA: YEAH.
MAURICE: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY?
SABRINA: WELL, HE WAS SAYING THAT CALVIN IS GAY.
MAURICE: HOW WOULD THAT GIRL KNOW?
SHE HAVING SEX WITH THE SEAT OF THAT BICYCLE EVERY DAY.
I CAN'T STAND THAT NOSY BITCH.
SABRINA: WELL, I MEAN, IF THAT'S
WHAT SHE WAS SAYING, THEN--
MAURICE: LISTEN.
I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU ANYMORE.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ... WITH THE MAN,
THEN DON'T ... WITH HIM.
IF YOU DO, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS,
AND ANOTHER THING-- THE BISEXUAL THING,
EVEN IF HE IS, WHAT, DOES IT EVEN MATTER
IF HE'S COMMITTED TO YOU?
- YES. - WHY?
SABRINA: I DON'T WANT HIM SUCKING THE SAME THINGS I SUCK.
MAURICE: WELL, AT LEAST YOUR LIPS WILL TASTE THE SAME.
SABRINA: MAURI--GO BACK TO WORK. LUNCH IS OVER.
MAURICE: I WOULD IF MY ASS WASN'T HURTING SO BAD.
I NEED ANOTHER 30 MINUTES.
MAN: 23.
DANNI: TWO...THREE.
ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU FOR FLYING HIGHER AIRLINES.
ZAC: DANNI, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
- WHAT? - OVER HERE.
DANNI: WHAT, YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THE BREAK ROOM,
HAVE ANOTHER WILD NIGHT?
ZAC: I'VE BEEN SICK ALL DAY. PLEASE.
DANNI: MM, TOO MUCH TO DRINK?
ZAC: NO, ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
DANNI: WHY IS THAT?
ZAC: I WAS OUT OF MY MIND, ALL RIGHT,
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.
I WAS MAD AT KAREN. NOW I'M MAD AT MYSELF.
- WELL-- - WELL, WAIT.
ZAC: I LIKE YOU-- I REALLY DO, OK--
BUT I NEVER WOULD'VE SLEPT WITH YOU IF I WASN'T HIGH.
DANNI: ZAC, YOU SAID YOU LIKED ME.
ZAC: I SAID A LOT OF THINGS,
DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THEM,
BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS MAKING ME CRAZY.
LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I CHEATED ON KAREN.
- DO YOU KNOW? - NO.
ZAC: EXACTLY. KAREN IS A GOOD GIRL.
SHE DON'T DESERVE THIS.
LIKE, I KNOW SHE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT SOMETIMES,
RIGHT, BUT THAT'S NOT A HER THING.
THAT'S A ME THING. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
DANNI: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A CONFUSED, LITTLE MAN--
LITTLE, LITTLE MAN.
ZAC: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
DANNI: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
ZAC: OH, I KNOW THAT.
DANNI: LIKE, YOU REALLY NEED TO JUST GROW UP.
ZAC: I KNOW THAT, TOO,
BUT THAT'S WHY I CAME OVER HERE,
TO TELL YOU THAT I'M SORRY
AND I GOT TO MOVE OUT.
- IF YOU SAY SO. - YEAH.
- I SAY SO... - OK.
ZAC: AND I KNOW I JUST GOT TO DO BETTER,
SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS, I'M GONNA GO OVER
- TO HER HOUSE. - MM-HMM?
ZAC: I'M GONNA TELL HER EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO TELL HER
THE OTHER DAY.
DANNI: OH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO HER?
- YEAH. - HMM.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?
ZAC: EVERYTHING, LIKE, EVERYTHING.
- I'M LETTING IT ALL OUT. - MM.
DANNI: YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT US?
- I KIND OF HAVE TO. - OK.
ZAC: YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA BE MAD, RIGHT?
DANNI: I DON'T CARE. SHE'S ALWAYS MAD.
ZAC: IT'S TRUE.
ZAC: SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS. I AM.
DANNI: YEAH. OK.
ZAC: I'M GONNA COME BY AND GET MY STUFF.
DANNI: OK. CIAO.
RINGS]
SABRINA: HELLO? SABRA SPEAKING.
CALVIN: WOW, SO FORMAL.
SABRINA: HA! YEAH. WELL, THIS IS MY WORK PHONE.
- I'M AT WORK. - IT'S ALL GOOD.
CALVIN: LISTEN. I HAVE A SHOWING
RIGHT NEAR YOUR HOUSE AT 8:00.
CUSTOMER WANTS TO SEE THE PLACE AT NIGHT,
THINKING I COULD BRING OVER SOME CHINESE FOOD.
SABRINA: UM...
CALVIN: DON'T SAY NO, ALL RIGHT?
I THINK WE NEED TO TALK.
SABRINA: YEAH. YEAH. I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
WE SHOULD TALK, ANYWAY.
CALVIN: SO I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT?
SABRINA: OK. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
- OK. - OK.
MAURICE: WAS THAT HIM?
SABRINA: DID YOU TELL HIM TO CALL ME?
MAURICE: YES. I DID.
SABRINA: MAURICE, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?
MAURICE: WELL, I'M READY FOR Y'ALL TO PUT THAT TO BED.
- DAMN. - LOOK.
MAURICE: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
- I LIKE HIM. - THEN GO FOR IT.
SABRINA: IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
MAURICE: JUST TALK TO THE MAN.
SABRINA: MM, BUT I CAN TELL HE GETS OFFENDED.
SABRINA: WHO GIVES A ... IF HE GETS OFFENDED?
DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME?
SABRINA: I ALREADY ASKED HIM.
MAURICE: WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T BELIEVE HIM.
SABRINA: ARE YOU DONE?
MAURICE: NO, BUT I HOPE THAT YOU ARE.
SABRINA: YOU HAVE CUSTOMERS.
MAURICE: I KNOW I HAVE CUSTOMERS. THOSE ... CAN WAIT.
- YOUR PAYCHECK CAN'T. - OOH, OOH.
- GO TO WORK. - UH...
KAREN: WHO'S NEXT, JENNIFER?
AARON: ME.
- DAMN. - WELL, HI.
KAREN: I HAVE A CUSTOMER.
AARON: NOT FOR THE NEXT HOUR OR SO
BECAUSE I BOOKED YOU.
KAREN: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
AARON: NO. DO YOU?
KAREN: I THINK THIS IS STALKING.
- OH, COME ON. - LOOK.
KAREN: I TOLD YOU TO STOP SHOWING UP UNANNOUNCED.
AARON: I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU, OK?
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE.
I'M GONNA TELL YOU I'M SORRY.
KAREN: DO IT OVER THE PHONE.
AARON: THEN ANSWER MY CALLS.
KAREN: IF I'M NOT ANSWERING,
THAT MEANS I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
AARON: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO HARD, HMM?
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME.
KAREN: [SCOFFS]
I DON'T LIKE YOUR ARROGANT ASS.
AARON: OK. FINE. LOOK. I'M SORRY.
CAN I PLEASE TAKE YOU TO DINNER TONIGHT?
KAREN: WHAT YOU SORRY FOR?
AARON: [EXHALES]
I SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED THAT YOU WERE UPSET
AND GIVE YOU A MOMENT TO CALM DOWN,
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUDGED THE WAY YOU WERE
TALKING TO HIM WHEN I DON'T KNOW YOUR SITUATION,
SO COME ON.
KAREN: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SHOW UP, THAT WIFE OF YOURS...
AARON: EX-WIFE.
KAREN: SHOWS UP,
AND I DON'T WANT ON ME ANY OF THAT DRAMA.
AARON: SHE WON'T BOTHER YOU.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW? - LOOK.
AARON: SHE'LL BE FINE.
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW.
AARON: JUST DINNER.
KAREN: WILL YOU REMEMBER YOUR WALLET THIS TIME,
OR YOU GONNA HAVE TO CALL HER?
- UH...OUCH. - MM-HMM.
AARON: YEAH. I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
KAREN: YOU KNOW THAT WAS REAL AWKWARD, RIGHT?
AARON: IT WAS. LOOK.
I TOLD YOU, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS, OK?
AM I FORGIVEN?
KAREN: I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I SPOKE TO YOU.
SEEMS THAT A FEW PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME
THAT I SHOULD WATCH MY TONGUE,
AND IF YOU SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO,"
I'M PUTTING YOU OUT.
AARON: NOT A WORD FROM ME.
KAREN: GOOD.
AARON: SO? DINNER? NICE RESTAURANT?
KAREN: HMM...
AARON: HMM?
KAREN: NO. YOU CAN COME OVER. I'LL COOK.
I'M NOT READY TO BE WITH YOU IN PUBLIC YET.
AARON: HEH.
DEAL.
NOW CAN YOU CLEAN ME UP A LITTLE BIT?
KAREN: OH, NO. I DON'T DO GUYS.
- YOU DON'T? - HAIR. PHIL.
KAREN: PHIL, CAN YOU CUT HIM?
GO AHEAD. HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU...
- OK. - HELP YOU OUT.
AARON: OK. THANK YOU, MILADY.
PHIL: OK, SIR.
JENNIFER: ZAC IS HERE.
KAREN: [CLEARS THROAT]
ZAC: HEY.
KAREN: WHAT YOU WANT?
ZAC: SEE YOU STILL TALKING TO OLD BOY.
KAREN: YOU HAVE GREAT TIMING.
ZAC: CAN I TALK TO YOU...
KAREN: I GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU, ZAC.
ZAC: IN PRIVATE?
KAREN: NO.
ZAC: LISTEN.
I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
KAREN: WHY?
ZAC: YOU GONNA MAKE ME TALK HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?
KAREN: RIGHT HERE. YOU LIVING WITH DANNI?
ZAC: I'M MOVING OUT TODAY.
- WHY? - BECAUSE IT AIN'T RIGHT.
- [SCOFFS] - COME ON.
ZAC: CAN WE JUST GO IN THE BACK AND JUST--
KAREN: NO.
ZAC: COME ON, KAREN.
I JUST WANT TO JUST OPEN UP,
TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
KAREN: WHY?
ZAC: IT'S JUST SOME THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW.
KAREN: I DON'T CARE.
- CAN WE PE GO-- - NO.
KAREN: WE'RE DONE, OK?
ZAC: CAN WE JUST GO IN THE BACK?
KAREN: DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
I SAID, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, OK?
NOW LEAVE BEFORE I EMBARRASS YOU.
ZAC: HEY, YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT.
KAREN: WE'RE NOT GONNA KEEP DOING THIS, ZAC.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA UPSET ME.
ZAC: YOU'RE JUST GONNA THROW AWAY ALL THAT WE HAD?
KAREN: YEAH. THROW IT AWAY.
THROW IT TO THAT HO THAT YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH.
- I TOLD YOU-- - BOY, BYE, OK?
KAREN: BYE-BYE. BYE. GO AHEAD. GET ON YOUR BIKE AND GO.
[LAUGHTER]
ZAC: OH, THAT'S FUNNY? IT'S FUNNY?
KAREN: ZAC...
ZAC: OK.
KAREN: DAMN.
[PHONE LINE RINGS]
ANDI: THIS IS ANDI. LEAVE A MESSAGE.
KAREN: ANDI, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT?
CALL ME BACK. [RING]
HELLO?
SABRINA: HEY.
KAREN: WHAT'S UP?
SABRINA: WHERE'S ANDI?
KAREN: I HAVE NO IDEA.
I TRIED TO CALL HER.
- OK. LOOK. - WHAT IS IT?
SABRINA: I KNOW YOU TOLD ME TO TALK TO JAKE
- ABOUT CALVIN... - YES?
SABRINA: AND JAKE IS SAYING THAT HE'S GAY.
KAREN: OK. WELL, THERE'S THE ANSWER.
SABRINA: YEAH, BUT MAURICE IS SAYING THAT JAKE IS LYING.
- MAURICE? - OK, OK. I KNOW.
SABRINA: LOOK. I'M SO CONFUSED.
HE ASKED ME TO HAVE DINNER TONIGHT.
KAREN: OK. WELL, JUST TELL HIM.
SABRINA: UH, I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GONNA LIKE THAT.
KAREN: THAT DON'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IT, OK,
BUT LOOK.
- ZAC JUST LEFT HERE. - HE DID?
- YES. - WHAT DID HE SAY?
KAREN: THAT HE WANTED TO TALK IN PRIVATE
TO TELL ME EVERYTHING, TO CONFESS.
SABRINA: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
KAREN: I KICKED HIS ASS OUT.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NONE OF THAT.
SABRINA: SO HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
- NO. - OH.
KAREN: LOOK. JUST LET HIM AND DANNI DO
WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY'RE DOING OVER THERE, OK?
SABRINA: YOU KNOW WHAT?
A CUSTOMER JUST WALKED IN, SO LET ME CALL YOU BACK, OK?
KAREN: OK. LOOK.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU TALK TO ANDI, OK?
SABRINA: OK. I WILL.
KAREN: ALL RIGBY
SHOOT.
[PHONE LINE RINGS]
DANNI: WHAT?
SABRINA: WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON?
DANNI: WHAT?
SABRINA: CAN YOU STOP WITH THE HOSTILITY?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH KAREN AND ZAC?
DANNI: OH, UM, HE'S GONNA TELL HER ABOUT US.
SABRINA: WILL YOU STOP IT?
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY.
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA TALK TO KAREN,
AND I DON'T CARE.
SABRINA: GIRL, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS?
DANNI: LOOK. I'M AT WORK, SO--
SABRINA: GIRL, YOU DON'T NEVER DO NOTHING, ANYWAY.
DANNI: SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU ... TALK ABOUT
BEHIND MY BACK, HUH?
I DON'T DO ANYTHING, BUT I'M A SUPERVISOR.
SABRINA: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO STOP SMOKING WEED.
YOU GET SO PARANOID.
DANNI: YOU ... TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK
IS WHAT'S MAKING ME PARANOID.
SABRINA: DANNI, PLEASE, CAN WE NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'M REALLY TRYING TO AVOID THIS, NOT GETTING WORSE.
- I DON'T CARE. - DANNI...
DANNI: UM, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA HANG UP.
SABRINA: OK. FINE.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. BYE.
SABRINA: B-- BYE.
FATIMA: MS. BARNES? I'M SORRY.
ANDI: YES?
FATIMA: YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU ANYTHING FOR DINNER?
IT'S GETTING REALLY LATE.
ANDI: I'M NOT HUNGRY.
FATIMA: OK.
ANDI: YOU CAN GO.
FATIMA: UM, I'VE GOT REPORTS DUE.
ANDI: OK.
FATIMA: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
- I'M FINE. - OK.
FATIMA: MS. JASMINE BORDERS HAS CALLED SEVERAL TIMES.
ANDI: DID SHE LEAVE A MESSAGE?
FATIMA: YEAH. SHE KEEPS ASKING WHEN THE FILING WILL TAKE PLACE
FOR HER DIVORCE FROM GARY BORDERS.
ANDI: AND WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
FATIMA: THAT YOU WERE ON IT.
ANDI: OK. THANK YOU.
FATIMA: I DIDN'T SEE IT ON THE MANIFEST TO GET FILED.
- I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. - NO.
FATIMA: I'LL DO IT IN THE MORNING.
ANDI: I WILL DO IT.
FATIMA: YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
ANDI: I'M FINE.
FATIMA: CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
ANDI: YOU CAN LEAVE, PLEASE.
FATIMA: OK.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
[SIGHS]
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- HI. - HEY.
SABRINA: OH, YOU ARE ALWAYS ON TIME...
CALVIN: YEP, KIND OF MY THING.
SABRINA: AND I'M ALWAYS LATE.
- MM-HMM. - HA!
SABRINA: HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
CALVIN: IT'S GOING WELL, CAN'T COMPLAIN.
SABRINA: MM-HMM. YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- UH, NOT RIGHT NOW. - OK.
- HA HA! - YOU LIKE?
SABRINA: QUESTION IS, DO YOU LIKE?
CALVIN: I GOT TO SAY, THEY'RE A LITTLE FREEING.
SABRINA: [WHISPERS] I like them.
CALVIN: YOU LIKE THEM?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - HMM?
SABRINA: UH-UH. I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T DOING THAT, CALVIN.
CALVIN: SHUT UP.
[PHONE LINE RINGS]
ANDI: THIS IS ANDI. LEAVE A MESSAGE.
KAREN: ANDI, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT?
I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL DAY.
LOOK. I NEED YOU TO TALK ME OFF A LEDGE RIGHT NOW.
ZAC CAME TO THE SALON LOOKING HOW HE LOOKS.
I JUST--I'M SO DAMN HORNY, OK?
I WAS GONNA CALL RICO OVER, BUT HE'S A NO-GO,
SO AARON IS COMING OVER, AND I'M JUST--
GIRL, I'M GONNA GO FOR IT BECAUSE I'M SO HORNY.
I NEED IT, GIRL. HELP ME, PLEASE.
JUST CALL ME BACK.
OHH...
HMM.
IF I JUST OPEN THE DOOR IN LINGERIE,
WOULD I LOOK LIKE A HO?
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
OH...HERE I GO.
OH, WELL.
- HEY. - HEY.
- COME ON IN. - THANK YOU.
KAREN: YOU LOOK NICE.
AARON: I FEEL A BIT OVERDRESSED.
KAREN: OH, NO. I JUST WANTED TO BE COMFORTABLE.
AARON: OK. YEAH.
KAREN: TAKE YOUR JACKET FOR YOU?
- YEAH. SURE. - OK.
- HMM. - OH.
KAREN: YOU SMELL REALLY GOOD.
AARON: HEH. THANK YOU.
KAREN: NO. THANK YOU.
AARON: FOR?
KAREN: JUST UNDERSTANDING.
AARON: YEAH. YOU GUY WAS PRETTY UPSET TODAY.
KAREN: WELL, IF YOU NOTICED, I DIDN'T GO OFF.
- I DID. - MM-HMM.
AARON: I WAS PROUD OF YOU.
- THANK YOU. - MM-HMM.
KAREN: YOU KNOW, SOME OF MY GIRLS ACTUALLY SAID
THE SAME THINGS THAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY MOUTH.
AARON: OK, BUT TO BE CLEAR, IT IS A PRETTY MOUTH.
KAREN: HEH. DON'T START. DON'T.
AARON: NO. IT IS.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
KAREN: WELL, THANK YOU, AND THANK YOU
FOR NOT SAYING, "I TOLD YOU SO."
- OH, NOT FROM ME. - THANK YOU.
KAREN: YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST
SPEAKING THE TRUTH,
BUT GUESS I GOT TO DO BETTER.
AARON: WELL, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SPEAKING THE TRUTH,
JUST SO LONG AS YOU DON'T SPEAK IT
TO TEAR SOMEBODY DOWN.
KAREN: YOU SOUND LIKE A PREACHER, THOUGH.
IT'S A BIT MUCH, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- YEAH. - I AM.
HA! GET THE ... OUT OF HERE. WHAT?
AARON: I'M A PREACHER.
KAREN: YOU ARE WHAT, A PREACHER?
AARON: A PREACHER.
KAREN: OH, WHAT, LIKE A REVEREND?
AARON: YEAH.
- LIKE IN A PULPIT? - YEAH.
KAREN: YOU GOT A CHURCH?
AARON: WELL, I HAVE A CHURCH HOME. IT'S NOT MY CHURCH. YEAH.
KAREN: WAIT. YOU BEING SERIOUS?
AARON: YEAH.
KAREN: OH.
WELL, PRAISE JESUS.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?
AARON: WELL, WHY WOULD I LEAD WITH THAT, RIGHT?
"HEY, I'M AARON. I'M A PREACHER."
IT'S A BIT INTENSE.
KAREN: WAIT. WAIT.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
AARON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
KAREN: I MEAN, IT SEEMED LIKE YOU WANTED TO, YOU KNOW--
AARON: WHAT, HAVE SEX?
KAREN: YEAH. I MEAN, YOU SAID DINNER,
SO I JUST--
AARON: I DIDN'T WANT SEX.
I WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
KAREN: BUT YOU KISSED ME.
AARON: NO SIN IN THAT.
KAREN: OH. OK.
- WHAT? - WHAT TIME IS IT?
AARON: UH, A LITTLE AFTER 8:00.
KAREN: OH.
AIN'T THAT ABOUT THE TIME
THAT PAUL AND SILAS PRAYED?
AARON: WELL, ACTUALLY, IT WAS MIDNIGHT,
BUT YOU KNOW THRD
KAREN: MY GRANDMA TOOK ME ONCE OR TWICE.
AARON: AH.
SEE? I KNEW I WAS LED TO YOU.
- LED? - YEAH.
AARON: YEAH. YOU DON'T SEE? THIS IS GOD'S WORK.
YEAH.
- THIS IS GOD'S WORK. - YEAH.
KAREN: HA!
[YAWNS]
- EXCUSE ME. - YOU TIRED?
- YEAH. - OK.
KAREN: YEAH. IT WAS A LONG DAY.
AARON: UM, WELL, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A QUICK DINNER, THEN,
SO THAT WAY, YOU CAN GET YOUR REST?
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO KEEP YOU UP, SO--
KAREN: OH, I MEAN, YEAH. WE COULD DO THAT. OK.
LET ME GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK.
I'M GONNA GET YOU-- NO. YOU STAY.
I'LL GET YOU SOME WINE, SOME WATER,
SOME SODA, ICE?
AARON: ICED TEA IS PERFECT.
KAREN: ICED TEA. OK. YOU TAKE IT WITH SUGAR?
AARON: JUST A LITTLE BIT. I LIKE TO KEEP IT PURE.
- LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY. - YES.
- YOU UNDERSTAND ME. - I DO NOW.
- AH. - HA HA! AH...
KAREN: I'M GOING TO HELL. I'M GOING TO HELL.
CALVIN: MM.
[BOTH PANTING]
CALVIN: OH...
UHH...
SABRINA: MM. MM...
WHOA! HA HA HA!
DAMN, ARE YOU OK?
- OW, MY ASS. - HO HO HO!
- I NEED A BREAK. - UH-UH.
CALVIN: NO, NO, NO. COME ON.
- WHAT? - NO.
SABRINA: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR UNDERWEAR AGAIN,
- I PROMISE. - NO, NO, NO.
CALVIN: YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR.
WHAT ELSE WERE YOU DOING? YOU WERE JUDGING ME.
- REMEMBER THAT? - JUDGING YOU.
SABRINA: I'M NEVER GONNA JUDGE YOU AGAIN.
CALVIN: YEAH. YOU DAMN RIGHT, YOU AIN'T GONNA JUDGE ME.
- OHH...- .
- I JUST HAD QUESTIONS. - UH-UH.
CALVIN: UH-UH. NO MORE QUESTIONS TILL AFTER I'M FINISHED.
SABRINA: YOU ARE A MANIAC.
CALVIN: YEAH. YOU DO THAT TO ME.
SABRINA: OH,OU SURE?
CALVIN: OH. OH, SO YOU'RE STILL NOT A BELIEVER?
- OH, NO, NO, NO. - UH, WHAT?
SABRINA: UH-UH. UH-UH. I BELIEVE YOU.
CALVIN: AH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
SABRINA: I BELIEVE YOU. OHH...
CALVIN: HUH. OH.
- OH, I CAN'T. - UH...
SABRINA: OH, NO, NO. OH, NO. I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
CALVIN: NO. DON'T BE.
SABRINA: OH--HA!--NO. LOOK.
I DON'T NEED THAT. I GOT THE REAL THING.
CALVIN: NO. COME ON. THIS'LL BE FUN.
SABRINA: I GOT YOU. HA!
CALVIN: ON ME.
[CLICK CLICK]
SABRINA: OH...
WELL, I'VE NEVER REALLY DONE THAT BEFORE.
CALVIN: WELL, THIS'LL BE FUN.
[CHUCKLES]
SABRINA: UM, WELL...
CALVIN: NO. COME ON.
SABRINA: WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT?
CALVIN: GIRL, WHERE ELSE? HEE HEE!
SABRINA: HMM.
UM...
CALVIN: COME ON, RI. COME ON.
- JUST-- - CALVIN--
- JUST PUT IT IN. - UH...
SABRINA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CALVIN?
CALVIN: OHH...
MM...
MM!
UH!
OOH!
- MM! MM MM... - OH...
AARON: I LIKE IT.
KAREN: OH, YOU DO? PRAISE JESUS.
AARON: WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO STRANGE
NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING?
- I'M NOT. - YEAH, YOU ARE.
AARON: YOU'RE BARELY LOOKING AT ME.
KAREN: AM I?
AARON: GOT YOUR SHIRT ALL TIGHT AROUND YOUR NECK.
KAREN: AIN'T THAT THE WAY THE SISTAS WEAR IT AT THE CHURCH?
AARON: SOMETIMES.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
KAREN: I'M GONNA GET THAT.
AARON: UH, IT'S YOUR PHONE.
KAREN: [CLEARS THROAT]
HELLO?
FATIMA: HI. MY NAME IS FATIMA,
AND I WORK FOR ANDREA.
KAREN: IS SHE OK?
FATIMA: I COULD GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR THIS.
KAREN: IT'S OK. WHAT'S GOING ON?
FATIMA: I COULD REALLY LOSE MY JOB, BUT--
KAREN: IS SHE-- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
FATIMA: NO. SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM CRYING EARLIER,
AND--PLEASE DO NOT TELL HER I TOLD YOU THIS--
KAREN: I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER NOTHING.
FATIMA: AND THEN SHE JUST RAN OUT OF HERE
WITH HER BAGS AND KEYS.
KAREN: DID SHE SAY WHAT WAS GOING ON?
- NO. - OK. WELL, LOOK.
- I'M COMING, OK? - THANK YOU.
KAREN: OH...
[PHONE LINE RINGING]
ANDI: THIS IS ANDI. LEAVE A MESSAGE.
KAREN: ANDI, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU AT? CALL ME.
OH, GOSH. HEY.
AARON: EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
KAREN: YEAH. MY--ANDI.
SHE'S JUST GOING THROUGH SOME ISSUES.
- OK. - YEAH, SO--
KAREN: YEAH. CAN WE MAYBE CUT THIS DINNER SHORT?
AARON: OH. YEAH. YEAH. IS SHE OK?
KAREN: YEAH. SHE'S FINE. I JUST--
I GOT TO GO OVER THERE, SO--
- AH. OK. - YEAH.
KAREN: I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER?
- UH, YEAH. - OK.
AARON: YEAH. SURE. YEAH. TAKE CARE OF HER.
KAREN: OK. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
- OK. - OK. YEAH.
- YEP. - OK. YEAH.
- WELL-- - I'LL CALL YOU.
AARON: OK. LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO.
KAREN: OH, YEAH. OF COURSE. THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S A NICE JACKET. IT'S LOOKING GOOD.
AARON: GOT YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.
KAREN: OK. GOOD. IT'S GOOD.
UH, OH. HEE HEE!
- OK. - ALL RIGHT.
- I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - YES.
- ALL RIGHT. - YEP.
HA-- - YOU, TOO.
- PRAISE HIM, OK? - ALWAYS.
KAREN: PREACH. PREACH ON.
I'M GOING TO HELL.
CALVIN: GIRL, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OH, WITH WORK AND EVERYTHING,
I'VE JUST BEEN SO STRESSED OUT,
AND YOU DEFINITELY RELIEVED THAT.
HA HA! MM!
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SABRINA: OH, I NEED TO GET THAT.
CALVIN: NO. DON'T. COME ON.
SABRINA: OH, YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST GONNA GET IT REAL QUICK.
WHOO HOO! HELLO?
KAREN: RI, HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH ANDI?
SABRINA: NO. WHY?
KAREN: SOMEBODY TOLD ME SHE WENT HOME CRYING.
SABRINA: WHAT?
- YEAH. - IS SHE OK?
KAREN: NO. GIRL, I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE, OK?
SABRINA: NO, GIRL. I'M COMING.
KAREN: NO. IT'S FINE. YOU GOT--
YOU'RE DOING THINGS. YOU'RE BUSY.
YOU WITH CALVIN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
YOU'RE BUSY, OK? I GOT IT.
SABRINA: IT'S OK. UH, I'M SORRY.
UH, MY HOMEGIRL NEEDS ME,
SO, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN LET YOURSELF OUT.
CALVIN: WH-WHAT--
[PHONE LINE RINGING]
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
DANNI: OH, WHAT?
SABRINA: GIRL, I AM SO SICK OF YOUR ATTITUDE.
DANNI: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, SO--
SABRINA: THEN WHY'D YOU PICK UP THE PHONE?
DANNI: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW.
SABRINA: NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND.
- HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ANDI? - NO.
SABRINA: WE'RE GOING OVER HER HOUSE. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
DANNI: DON'T TRY TO GET ME OVER THERE SO Y'ALL CAN MAKE UP.
SABRINA: SHE LEFT WORK CRYING.
I'M GONNA GO OVER TO HER HOUSE TO CHECK ON HER.
- ARE YOU COMING? - NO.
DANNI: THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT, AND I KNOW IT.
- FINE. BYE. - BYE.
KAREN: ANDI?
ANDI...
WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ANDI, JUST COME ON.
TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON, PLEASE.
- HI. - HEY.
SABRINA: WHAT'S GOING ON?
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW. SHE AIN'T SAYING NOTHING.
SABRINA: HEY, ANDI, WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY.
KAREN: CAN YOU JUST GET HER SOME WATER, PLEASE?
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL IS WATER GONNA DO?
KAREN: JUST GO.
ANDI, IS THIS ABOUT GARY?
DID HE DO SOMETHING?
COME ON, DAMN IT. YOU'RE SCARING ME.
- PLEASE TELL ME. - [WHIMPERS]
KAREN: WHAT'S GOING ON? SABRINA, WATER.
DANNI: OH, HERE YOU ... ARE.
ANDI, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
HERE. I GOT YOU SOME WATER.
DANNI: WHAT THE HELL IS WATER SUPPOSED TO DO, SABRINA?
MOVE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
KAREN: WE COULD DO THIS WITHOUT YOU.
DANNI: SHUT UP. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
KAREN: YOU KNOW WHAT, ...?
I'M REALLY SICK OF YOU. I'M REALLY SICK OF YOU.
DANNI: THEN STEP TO ME. STEP TO ME.
SABRINA: STOP, STOP!
KAREN: SHE ALREADY KNOW. ... THIS.
SABRINA: WHAT ARE THESE?
KAREN: WHAT IS THIS?
DANNI: WHAT THE HELL IS--
ANDI: HE PLAYED ME.
[SOBS]
SABRINA: WHAT ARE THESE?
ANDI: [SOBS]
HIS WIFE HIRED A PRIVATE DETECTIVE,
AND THESE ARE THE PHOTOS OF ME AND HIM...
[SOBS]
AND THESE ARE THE PHOTOS OF HIS OTHER WOMAN.
DANNI: WAIT. SO YOU BEEN LYING TO US?
- DANNI. - YEAH...
ANDI: AND HIS WIFE CAME TO ME
BECAUSE SHE WANTED ME TO REPRESENT HER,
AND MY BOSS DEMANDED THAT I DO IT...
SO NOW I'M GONNA GET DISBARRED
OR FIRED WHEN SHE SEES THESE.
SABRINA: BUT WHAT DID YOUR BOSS SAY?
ANDI: THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME, SABRINA.
THEY JUST CARE ABOUT THE MONEY.
[SOBS]
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU COULDN'T JUST TELL US.
- DANNI-- - NO.
THIS IS THE SHIT THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
HOLDING OUT ON--
ANDI: THIS IS EMBARRASSING, OK?
THIS ... IS EMBARRASSING.
DANNI: YEAH. GOT THAT RIGHT.
KAREN: THIS GIRL--
- BITCH-- - STOP!
KAREN: LOOK. LOOK.
IT AIN'T LIKE WE ALL DON'T HAVE
THINGS WE EMBARRASSED ABOUT.
DANNI: WHY'D YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU SAID THAT?
KAREN: CAN THIS BE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE
JUST FOR A MINUTE, DANNI, MAYBE?
DANNI: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I SHOULD JUST PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE.
KAREN: YOU KNOW, I REALLY WISH YOU ...
ANDI: STOP IT! STOP IT.
- I'M SORRY. - LISTEN TO HER.
ANDI: I AM SORRY I LIED, OK? OK?
DANNI: THAT'S BETTER.
ANDI: THIS BASTARD LIED TO ME.
YOU KNOW, MEN REALLY AIN'T SHIT.
HE PLAYED ME,
AND I THINK HE PLAYED HIS WIFE
INTO COMING TO SEE ME.
KAREN: THIS IS ... UP.
SABRINA: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, ANDI?
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE A MEETING WITH HIM IN THE MORNING.
DANNI: I'M SORRY, GIRL.
YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE THIS.
IT'S LOW-DOWN.
ANDI: [SIGHS]
KAREN: DID YOU TALK TO HIM?
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
KAREN: GIRL, YOU GOT TO CONFRONT HIM.
ANDI: I AM.
DANNI: WE ALL ARE.
DANNI: OH.
I'M IN THIS PICTURE. I LOOK KIND OF CUTE.
SABRINA: SHH! JUST STOP.
DANNI: SORRY. I'M JUST--
GIRL, YOU SHOULD'VE LET ME CONFRONT HIM THEN,
HIM AND HIS HO.
ANDI: SHE'S ACTUALLY REALLY NICE.
- WHO? - HIS WIFE.
DANNI: WHICH ONE IS HIS WIFE? ...
ANDI: [SNIFFLES]
THERE'S HIS WIFE. OHH...
DANNI: ANDI, THAT'S NOT THE SAME WOMAN.
ANDI: DANNI, THAT'S HIS WIFE.
DANNI: YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT WHO I SAW AT THE AIRPORT.
ANDI: ...!
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