I'M SICK OF BEING A FOOL FOR LOVE!
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
ZAC CAME TO THE SALON, TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVE ME.
JEROME, YOU KNOW, HE AIN'T CALL ME IN FOREVER.
CALVIN FOUND MY VIBRATOR.
HE SHOVED IT SO FAR UP HIS ASS, I COULDN'T FIND IT.
OH, GIRL, YOU WIN.
I LOVE HER, AND I'M SO SORRY THAT I DIDN'T GIVE HER
THE ATTENTION SHE NEEDED.
THE BOY LOVES YOU, KAREN.
HE MADE A MISTAKE. COME GET HIM OUT MY HOUSE.
I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I WANT US
TO TRY AND WORK THROUGH THIS.
YOU TRYING TO POISON ME?
SO YOU'RE THE BITCH ... MY HUSBAND.
YOU GONNA ANSWER ME?
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY.
SHE KNOWS.
OK, WELL, THEN, THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE HERE.
OH, YES, THERE IS.
- WELL, MISS BORDERS, I-- - SIT DOWN, BITCH!
I AM NOT GONNA ALLOW YOU TO COME TO MY OFFICE
AND DISRESPECT ME.
I SAID SIT DOWN.
LESLIE: PLEASE. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO COME, BUT I CONVINCED HER.
PLEASE.
AND WHY WOULD I SIT DOWN? SO YOU CAN DESTROY ME?
MISS BARNES.
YOU KNOW WHAT, DO WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO.
OK? I DON'T HAVE TO BE A PART OF THIS.
SIT, PLEASE. PLEASE.
YOU...ARE THE LOWEST KIND OF WHORE THERE IS.
YOU KNEW HE WAS MARRIED, AND YOU LET ME COME IN HERE,
POUR MY HEART OUT TO YOU,
AND YOU KNEW.
I'M GONNA HAVE YOU DISBARRED AND FIRED.
AND YOUR NAME? THAT'LL BE MUD.
'CAUSE SEE, I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES IN MEDIA,
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT KIND OF PARIAH YOU ARE.
- AND THAT'S YOUR RIGHT. - MMM.
- HAVE A GOOD DAY. - NO, NO.
NOW, LISTEN. I WAS TELLING HER SHE NEEDED TO COME
AND GET THAT OFF OF HER CHEST.
AND YOU DESERVE THAT. - THAT AND MORE.
I WANTED HER TO COME 'CAUSE I THINK YOU COULD HELP HER.
HA. I DON'T WANT HER HELP.
LESLIE: BUT YOU WANT ALL OF HIS MONEY.
NOW, MISS BARNES,
I THINK YOU COULD BE VERY HELPFUL TO HER.
WHY WOULD I WORK WITH HER?
YOU WANT TO TELL HER?
I COULD HELP MAKE YOUR CASE STRONGER.
LESLIE: AND AFTER ALL THE HELL HE'S PUT YOU BOTH THROUGH,
I THINK YOU SHOULD CONSIDER IT.
AND WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
NOTHING.
LESLIE: SHE WILL SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT
SAYING THAT YOU RECUSED YOURSELF
THE DAY SHE WALKED IN HERE.
INDEMNIFYING ME AND MY FIRM?
YES.
OK. WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?
I'M NOT DOING NOTHING UNTIL YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING.
OK.
TALK.
WOMAN: ♪ WHEN MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE GOIN' OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M LOOKIN' FOR LOVE, FOR LOVE ♪
ANDI: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?
NO. WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.
- DOING WHAT? - THAT.
YOU SPOON-FEEDING ME INFORMATION?
LESLIE, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOUR CLIENT
IF THIS IS-- - NO, TALK.
JUST TALK.
COME ON, TELL ME HOW YOU MET HIM.
I WAS OUT OF TEA. IT'S A TEA THAT I LOVE.
AND I WENT TO MY FAVORITE GROCERY STORE,
AND HE WAS THERE.
I WAS LOOKING A MESS, AND I COULDN'T REACH IT.
SO HE SAID, "I COULD REACH IT FOR YOU."
AND HE DID.
AND WE TALKED, AND HE TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS GARY.
AND HE TOLD ME HE LIKED MY BUNNY SLIPPERS.
I HAD ON BUNNY SLIPPERS.
I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS REALLY CUTE
AND THAT HE JUST CAUGHT ME ON AN OFF DAY,
THAT I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING A MESS.
AND HE SAID..."YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL THE WAY YOU ARE."
AND HE SAID THAT IF HE WASN'T MARRIED
HE WOULD ASK ME OUT.
AND I TOLD HIM THAT HE HAS NO IDEA
HOW MUCH I APPRECIATED HIS HONESTY.
AND THAT WAS IT. I LEFT.
BUT THEN, I CAME BACK 2 WEEKS LATER AFTER WORK...
DRESSED TO THE NINES.
AND HE SAID, "DAMN."
AND I SAID, "WHAT?"
AND HE SAID, "YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE CUTE...
"BUT I TOLD YOU YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.
SO I WIN."
AND THEN HE SAID, "TELL ME SOMETHING."
"WHY ARE YOU HERE ALONE?"
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
AND THEN HE STARTED TELLING YOU
ABOUT ALL OF HIS HUMANITARIAN WORK?
YEAH.
AND THEN HE TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES
HIS FAMILY, HIS MOM?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
HMM. MODUS OPERANDI.
HE TOLD HER THE SAME THING.
JASMINE: BUT HE WASN'T MARRIED.
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
HOW COULD YOU BE WITH A MAN KNOWING THAT HE WAS MARRIED?
HE SAID HE WAS UNHAPPY AND THAT HE WAS DIVORCING YOU.
AND HE SAID THAT...
HE SAID THAT YOU...
SAY IT.
HE SAID THAT HE WAS VERY SEXUAL...
AND THAT YOU HAD AN EMERGENCY WITH YOUR LAST CHILD
AND HAD TO GET AN EARLY HYSTERECTOMY.
HE TOLD YOU THAT?
FINISH TALKING!
HE SAID...
HE SAID THAT HE FEELS ALONE WHEN HE'S WITH YOU...
AND I MAKE HIM HAPPY.
HE SAYS THAT...
I MAKE HIM FEEL WANTED AGAIN.
IT WAS MONTHS OF HIM TRYING BEFORE I EVEN WENT TO COFFEE.
BUT THEN HE GOT IN MY HEAD. HE JUST--
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INSIDE OF MY HOUSE?
ANDI: NEVER. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
IS THIS YOUR EARRING?
ANDI: NO.
LESLIE: SHE FOUND THAT IN HER BED.
I'M SORRY.
BITCH, YOU DON'T GET TO BE SORRY.
YOU DON'T GET TO BE SAD.
HE'S MY HUSBAND. HE'S MINE!
I HOPE ALL THE PAIN THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED
ME AND MY CHILDREN COMES TO LIVE WITH YOU
IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR HEART EVERY DAY.
[SNIFFS]
BITCH, I ... HATE YOU!
I HOPE YOU LIVE A LONG LIFE FULL OF PAIN AND MISERY ON PURPOSE.
- WAIT, JASMINE-- - NO, NO, NO.
- I CAN'T DO THIS. - I THINK IF--
I SAID I CAN'T DO THIS!
[CRYING]
I WILL TALK TO HER.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
SHE WANTS TO SUE YOU AND THIS FIRM
AND HAVE YOU DISBARRED.
SORRY.
I DID IT.
LESLIE: OK.
WELL, I WILL TALK TO HER, BUT...
HERE'S MY CARD.
IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT CAN HELP HER, I WANT YOU TO LET ME KNOW.
HUH!
- LOOK AT YOU! - LOOK AT YOU.
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S WHAT I CALL A LITTLE BREAKFAST IN BED.
KAREN: OH.
BUT, UH, YOU DON'T COOK.
DON'T JUDGE ME. DON'T--DON'T JUDGE ME.
ZAC, YOU KNOW I GOT A SENSITIVE STOMACH, BABE.
I KNOW THAT...BUT I KNOW YOU GONNA LIKE THIS.
YOU SURE?
[SCOFFS] DO YOU TRUST ME?
HEY, EAT UP, EAT UP.
OK.
YOU LOOKIN' GOOD, LOOKIN' ALL GLOWY.
OH, WAIT, WAIT. IT'S 10:00.
ACTUALLY, I GOTTA GO TO WORK.
I GOTTA GO TO WORK.
PUSH YOUR CLIENTS BACK.
BUT I GOTTA PAY THESE BILLS, OK?
[SIGHS]
I DIDN'T SAY THAT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.
I GET IT. GET.
- I LOVE YOU. OK? - LOVE YOU, TOO.
MMM, MMM!
THE LIPS!
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? - OH, MY GOD.
I DO GOTTA GO TO WORK.
- OK. - YES.
AND...I CANNOT WAIT TO GET OFF
TO GET BACK WITH YOU.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU EITHER.
- YOU CAN'T? - I CAN'T WAIT--
WELL, THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M TAKING YOU TO DINNER TONIGHT.
- OH, YEAH? - YES.
OK. SOMEWHERE FANCY?
YOU KNOW IT, LITTLE 2-FOR-1 BUFFET.
[KAREN CHUCKLES]
OK. I LOVE IT.
AND I LOVE YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
SEE YOU LATER.
DON'T EAT THAT TOO FAST. I WORKED HARD ON IT.
I'LL TRY.
OH, WHOA! WHOA!
- HI. - HI.
IS KAREN HOME?
YEAH. SHE'S IN THE BACK. ARE YOU OK?
YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
I KNOW, YOU'RE SURPRISED TO SEE ME.
NO, I'M NOT.
OK. WELL, I PROMISE YOU, I LOVE YOUR FRIEND,
AND I'M GONNA DO-- - YEAH. OK. THANKS.
I JUST NEED TO SEE KAREN.
- IN THE BACK. - YEAH.
KAREN: HI. I WAS JUST CALLING YOU.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE READ ME FOR FILTH.
- DID SHE? - YEAH!
OH, GOD. SO I GUESS HE DIDN'T CONVINCE HER, HUH?
NO! I DON'T EVEN THINK HE TALKED TO HER!
GIRL, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
I AM GONNA GO TO WORK AND WAIT FOR THE OTHER SHOE TO DROP.
OK, SO SHE'S GONNA--
SUE ME, MY FIRM, AND GO TO THE BAR.
I'M SO SORRY, GIRL. I'M SORRY.
AND ALL THIS TIME, I WAS THINKING...
WAS IT WORTH IT?
OF COURSE NOT.
NO, IT'S NOT!
[CELL PHONE RING TONE]
IS THAT HIM CALLING YOU RIGHT NOW?
CALLING AGAIN.
GONNA TALK TO HIM? [RINGING CONTINUES]
YEAH, UM... WE'RE GONNA MEET UP FOR LUNCH,
AND I'M JUST GONNA TELL HIM THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
OK, WELL, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
ANDI: NO!
ARE YOU SURE?
YOU HAVE CLIENTS, SO YOU NEED TO GO TO WORK.
HOW YOU KNOW THAT?
ANDI: I WENT THERE FIRST,
AND WHEN THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE RUNNING LATE,
I KNEW ZAC WAS BACK.
KAREN: ALL RIGHT, I KNOW.
I KNOW, I KNOW I'M STUPID.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
THIS HIS LAST, HIS LAST CHANCE,
THE LAST CHANCE, FOR REAL.
ANDI: RIGHT. THE LAST CHANCE?
- YES. - OK.
I GOTTA GO. GO TO WORK.
OK, BUT WHERE YOU GONNA GO?
I'M GONNA GO HOME, AND THEN I'M GONNA CALL HIM,
AND TELL HIM TO MEET ME FOR LUNCH.
BUT YOU SURE?
I'M SURE. BUT CAN YOU JUST COME OVER TONIGHT?
I NEED MY SISTER CIRCLE.
GIRL, OF COURSE.
OK, I'M GONNA CALL THE GIRLS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOT YOU.
- THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK CUTE.
- DO I? - ALL RIGHT, GO.
- I FEEL CUTE... - OK.
SINCE I'M GETTING FIRED.
GOOD LUCK!
I NEED IT.
[DOOR CLOSES]
EVERYBODY GOT DRAMA.
SHIT.
MAN: ♪ DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LOVE WHEN YOU'RE LONELY? ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD? ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO THINK OF YOU ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE AWAY? ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WANT SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY LIKE ME? ♪
SABRINA: HEY, GIRL!
HEY! WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
I LIKE TO WATCH THE PLANES TAKE OFF.
OH, GIRL. DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT.
WHAT YOU DOING?
SO, WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THE CALVIN THING.
DANNI: AH, NO, YEAH.
WHAT--COME ON, DANNI.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME YOUR OPINION?
YOU DON'T THINK THE WHOLE VIBRATOR THING
WAS A LITTLE...WEIRD?
WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME, SO...
IT'S UNCHARTED TERRITORY.
- REALLY? - NO.
- DAMN. - WHAT?
I MEAN, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FREAK OF THE GROUP,
AND IF YOU'VE NEVER REALLY TRIED IT, THEN...
ALL RIGHT, HOW DID I GET TO BE THE FREAK OF THE GROUP?
REMEMBER THAT GUY...
THAT YOU SLEPT WITH WITH NO LEG AND A PLASTIC PENIS?
AH! YES. I WAS CURIOUS.
YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL TOURING WITH THE CIRCUS?
GOOD FOR HIM.
- OH, DANNI. - WHAT?
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I REALLY LIKE HIM.
- LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA. - WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU ASK KAREN TO TRY IT ON ZAC?
NO. WHAT--NO. HOW AM I GONNA ASK HER THAT?
WELL, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU.
YOU KNOW, GUYS MIGHT BE INTO THAT THESE DAYS.
THE ONLY GUY THAT I KNOW THAT'S INTO THAT,
HE'S NOT STRAIGHT.
SABRINA, JUST ASK HER.
NO. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST, "OH, HI, KAREN.
"YEAH, IS ZAC HOME?
DO YOU MIND PUTTING A VIBRATOR UP HIS ASS?"
ALL RIGHT, JUST ASK TO DO THE FINGER TEST.
WHAT'S THAT?
THAT'S WHEN YOU PUT YOUR FINGER UP HIS ASS,
AND YOU SEE HOW MUCH HE PROTESTS.
I'VE DONE IT.
WELL, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
OK, WELL, YOU HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH THEY PROTEST.
YOU KNOW, IF THE LADY PROTESTS TOO MUCH,
THAT'S TOO SUSPECT.
- OK, YOU KNOW WHAT-- - OK.
BUT IF IT'S A LITTLE BIT, IT'S OK.
ACTUALLY, NEVER MIND, GIRL.
I'M LOSING BRAIN CELLS BY THE SECOND
WITH THIS IGNORANT CONVERSATION.
WELL, GIRL, DON'T ASK ME THEN. SHIT.
FINE.
[CELL PHONE BUZZES] OH. OK.
THIS IS KAREN NOW.
OH, SHE'S CALLING YOU?
- HA! GIRL, PLEASE. - WHAT?
WHAT YOU WANT, BITCH?
DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. HEY, KAREN!
OH, SABRINA'S GONNA BE IN HER CAR IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES,
AND SHE HAS SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU.
OH, NO. UM-UMM. I'M GOING.
- YES, SHE DOES. - BYE!
ALL RIGHT. HEY, SO, WHAT YOU WANT?
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU AGAIN.
DANNI: HE MUST HAVE PUT THAT BIG THING ALL OVER YOU.
CAN YOU STOP IT?
DANNI: HE DID, DIDN'T HE? MM-HMM.
LOOK, I JUST...
I REALIZED THAT A LESSER WOMAN
WOULD HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF HIM.
KAREN: THANK YOU FOR HAVING MY BACK.
- GIRL, WHATEVER. - STOP IT.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
SO, ANYWAY, ANDI WANTS TO SEE US TONIGHT.
SHE NEEDS HER SISTER CIRCLE.
DANNI: Y'ALL HAVE TOO MUCH DRAMA.
WHAT, AND YOU DON'T?
DANNI: ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE.
YEAH, THOUGHT SO.
YOU SEE ZAC AROUND THERE?
YEAH, HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
KAREN: YOU KNOW HE GAVE ME HIS CHECKS?
WHAT? WAIT, HE NEVER GAVE ME ANY RENT MONEY.
CAN I GET, LIKE, A PIECE OF IT?
GIRL, HE WASN'T EVEN THERE A WEEK.
DANNI: IT'S CALLED PRORATED.
OK, DANNI, STOP.
OH, LOOK, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE HAPPY.
THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
WELL, SHIT, HE MUST HAVE DID YOU GOOD, HUH?
- OK, DANNI-- - WHAT?
I MEAN, I CAN SEE YOU SMILING FROM HERE.
OK! LOOK I'MA SEE YOU TONIGHT, OK?
- ALL RIGHT. - BYE.
OH, WAIT, WAIT, YES.
CAN YOU MAKE SURE YOU ANSWER SABRINA'S CALL?
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
SABRINA: HEY, GIRL.
KAREN: HEY. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE AIRPORT?
UM...NOTHING, JUST TALKING TO DANNI.
KAREN: ABOUT CALVIN?
NO, GIRL. I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT HIM.
OK, WAIT. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
SO...HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?
OH! DEFLECTING? IT WAS GOOD.
I'M NOT DEFLECTING. I'M JUST REALLY CURIOUS
ABOUT HOW YOUR NIGHT WAS.
KAREN: IT WAS GOOD.
SO, IS HE...
YES. HE'S BACK.
GOOD! GOOD, GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M SO HAPPY
THAT YOU GUYS ARE TOGETHER.
THANK YOU, BUT WE GONNA TAKE IT SLOW.
THAT'S GOOD, TOO.
- DID YOU TALK TO ANDI? - I CALLED HER.
SHE'S NOT IN THE BEST PLACE,
SO WE ALL GONNA GO OVER THERE AFTER WORK.
I ALREADY TALKED TO DANNI.
OH! GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE MAKING UP.
KAREN: UH, STOP IT.
WHAT? OK.
KAREN: I'M STILL NOT FULLY OVER IT, SO...
I KNOW, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE ON THE PATH.
YES, WE ARE, AND SPEAKING OF PATH,
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO ASK ME?
HMM? I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK YOU ANYTHING.
I MEAN, THAT WAS DANNI.
KAREN: SABRINA, WHAT IS IT?
SABRINA: DO YOU HAVE A VIBRATOR?
GIRL, I KNOW YOU IS NOT ABOUT TO ASK ME
TO BORROW MY VIBRATOR.
SABRINA: NO, NO, NO. WHO WOULD DO THAT?
DANNI.
HAS SHE?
WHAT YOU ASKIN' ME ABOUT HERB FOR, HUH?
HERB?
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I NAMED IT. LONG STORY.
SO YOU THINK NOW THAT ZAC IS HOME
THAT MAYBE YOU CAN TRY IT ON HIM?
KAREN: WHOA. WHOA! WHAT?
IT'S THE FINGER TEST. YOU KNOW, LIKE WHERE YOU...
KIND OF REACH AROUND AND SEE IF HE LIKES
HIS BUTT BEING PLAYED WITH.
SABRINA, FIRST OF ALL,
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE HATES ME TOUCHING HIS BUTT.
SABRINA: REALLY? KAREN: YES, GIRL.
EVERY TIME MY HANDS GO NEAR THAT AREA,
HE JUST...GRABS THEM AND PINS THEM DOWN.
SABRINA: OK.
KAREN: YEAH, I'M GETTING KIND OF HOT THINKING ABOUT IT.
OK, KAREN, THAT'S TOO MUCH.
BUT, UH, ANYWAYS, I KNOW YOU'RE ASKING ME 'CAUSE OF CALVIN.
I KNOW, BUT WHY DO I WANT HIM TO BE SOMETHING ELSE?
DO YOU WANT HIM TO BE SOMETHING ELSE
OR DO YOU JUST WANT HIM TO NOT BE GAY?
HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK HE'S GAY.
KAREN: SO IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU LIKE HIM.
SABRINA: YEAH, I DO.
BUT I'M JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE PANTIES
AND THE VIBRATOR.
WELL, THEN STOP SEEING HIM.
SABRINA: BUT IT'S ALSO THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD.
OH, MY GOD, KAREN, IT'S LIKE HE'S INSIDE OF MY BRAIN
OR SOMETHING.
IT JUST...EVERY TIME WE'RE TOGETHER,
IT FEELS LIKE A COLD SIP OF WATER ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
KAREN: WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, GIRL?
SABRINA: HIS SEX, GIRL. HIS SEX IS AMAZING.
IT'S SO GOOD. IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.
WAS THE VIBRATOR ABOUT YOU?
NO, THAT WAS ALL ABOUT HIM.
KAREN: WELL, DID IT TURN YOU ON? SABRINA: NO.
KAREN: OK, WELL, MAYBE YOU WAS JUST TOO IN YOUR HEAD.
MAYBE JUST, I DON'T KNOW, TRY IT AGAIN.
MM-MMM. NO, KAREN. NO, NO.
I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THAT. KAREN: OH, MY GOSH.
STOP BEING SUCH A PRUDE AND DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, OK?
OK. OH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY.
LISTEN, WE ALL GONNA BE HAPPY, OK?
WE WILL. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
SABRINA: AND HE WANTS ME TO BUY A BIGGER ONE.
KAREN: WHAT? BUY IT. WHAT'S WRONG?
SABRINA: BYE. KAREN: BYE.
SYLVIA: I'M SORRY, WE CAN'T DO THAT.
DANNI: OK, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SYLVIA?
SYLVIA.
SYLVIA: HIS MILES DON'T COVER THE UPGRADE.
DANNI: OK, I GOT IT. EXCUSE ME, SYLV.
THANKS, GIRL. MAN: THANK YOU.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT, MR...
MAN: MR. HORACE. DANNI: HORACE? OK.
MR. HORACE: YEAH. DANNI: ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE UPGRADES HERE FOR YOU AND YOUR WIFE.
MR. HORACE: SHE'S NOT MY WIFE. THAT'S MY SISTER.
DANNI: OH, OK. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
MR. HORACE: THANK YOU. DANNI: YOU'RE WELCOME.
ZAC: AH AH AH AH AH!
MY BAD.
DANNI: BOY, I HAVE GAS ON THIS KETO DIET.
ZAC: I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
ZAC: WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW...
DANNI: Y'ALL HAD A GOOD NIGHT?
ZAC: YES, WE DID. DANNI: GOOD.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
ZAC: WHAT?
DANNI: NOTHING.
ZAC: ARE YOU SAD?
DANNI: NO, I--I JUST...UGH.
I JUST MISS YOU A LITTLE.
ZAC: AW! LOOK AT YOU MISSING ME!
DANNI: I'VE TOLD YOU ABOUT INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.
ZAC: MY BAD. MY BAD. DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. SORRY.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. SO SHE'S HAPPY?
ZAC: YES, SHE IS.
DANNI: WELL, THAT'S A MIRACLE IN AND OF ITSELF.
CONGRATULATIONS.
ZAC: STOP IT. SHE'S NOT THAT BAD.
DANNI: JUST KEEP DOING THE RIGHT THING, ALL RIGHT?
ZAC: I WILL. I WILL. DANNI: ALL RIGHT.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
ZAC: SPEAKING OF RIGHT THINGS,
I GOT A--I GOT A DATE NIGHT PLANNED TONIGHT.
DANNI: THAT'S NICE. ZAC: YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GO TO
A NICE DINNER, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY?
DANNI: BOY, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL.
ZAC: NOT YOUR REGULAR MONEY. YOUR WEED--
I KNOW YOU GOT THE WEED STASH.
DANNI: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY STASH?
ZAC: COME ON, WE LIVED TOGETHER.
DANNI: MAN, YOU JUST GOT PAID, LIKE--
ZAC: I KNOW, I KNOW. COME ON, MAN.
I PROMISE I'LL GET IT BACK TO YOU NEXT WEEK.
DANNI: ZAC, YOU KNOW I NEED MY MONEY.
ZAC: I KNOW. I DO. I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.
COME ON, JUST ME AND YOU. COME ON.
I'M TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA LET YOU HOLD LIKE 200.
ZAC: OH, YES, 200.
BAH BAH! YES!
YOU GOT TO LET IT GO.
IT'S ALL THERE, RIGHT? I DON'T HAVE TO COUNT IT?
DANNI: MM-HMM.
ZAC: THANKS. THIS IS PERFECT, THOUGH. THANKS.
DANNI: MM-HMM. OK.
ZAC: I PROMISE I'LL GET IT BACK TO YOU.
DANNI: OK. ZAC: PROMISE.
I LOVE YOU, DANNI.
PERSONAL SPACE.
MR. HORACE: HEY. DANNI: HI.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
MR. HORACE: NO, THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
MY SISTER PUT ME UP TO THIS.
DANNI: UP TO WHAT, SIR?
MR. HORACE: WAS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND?
DANNI: UH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MR. HORACE: OH. OK.
DANNI: WHY?
IS THERE AN ISSUE? I CAN HANDLE IT.
MR. HORACE: NO, I DIDN'T-- I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO...
I WAS REALLY KIND OF HOPING I COULD GET YOUR NUMBER.
DANNI: SIR, I DON'T KNOW THIS DESK'S PHONE NUMBER.
IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, I CAN HANDLE IT.
MR. HORACE: NO, I WANTED TO CALL YOU.
DANNI: WHY? I'M...
WOMAN: SORRY. HE'S A BIT SHY.
MR. HORACE: HEY, I TOLD YOU-- WOMAN: I'M HIS BIG SISTER.
MR. HORACE: AND THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
WOMAN: HE IS SHY. HE NEVER DATES.
BUT HE CANNOT STOP STARING AT YOU,
SO I TOLD HIM TO COME OVER AND SAY HI.
I'M ALICIA.
DANNI: HI, ALICIA. I'M DANNI.
ALICIA: HI.
YEAH, HE'S BEEN STARING AT YOU SINCE WE GOT HERE.
DANNI: THAT'S SCARY.
ALICIA: OH, NO, NOT--NOT IN THAT KIND OF WAY.
DANNI: I GET IT.
ALICIA: YOU GOT THIS.
DANNI: TALK...
MR. HORACE: I'M KIND OF NEW TO THIS...
SORT OF THING.
DANNI: WHY?
MR. HORACE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DANNI: UH, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
MR. HORACE: I'M 34.
DANNI: AND YOU'RE NEW TO ASKING GIRLS OUT?
MR. HORACE: IT'S NOT...IT'S A LONG STORY.
DANNI: YEAH, I'VE GOT TIME. YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO...
MR. HORACE: UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T.
THEY JUST CALLED FOR MY FLIGHT.
DANNI: KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER
AND I'LL CALL YOU?
THERE YOU GO.
MR. HORACE: REALLY? YOU'LL CALL ME?
DANNI: YEAH.
MR. HORACE: WELL, I JUST MOVED HERE,
AND IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU SHOW ME AROUND.
DANNI: WELL, YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY.
MR. HORACE: THAT'D BE NICE, TOO.
DANNI: OK. WELL, GO OVER THERE
SO YOU CAN WATCH ME WALK AWAY.
MR. HORACE: [CHUCKLES] YOU'RE FUNNY.
DANNI: YEAH, OK. BYE.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
[RING]
ZAC: NOT TODAY. NOT TODAY.
HELENA: SO I'M NOT WORTH IT?
ZAC: OHH. HI.
HELENA: YOU JUST IGNORING ME?
ZAC: NO, I WAS--I GOT WORK TO DO, SO.
HELENA: WHAT'S GOING ON?
ZAC: ACTUALLY, IT'S GOOD THAT I RAN INTO YOU
BECAUSE I JUST GOT BACK WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, SO--
HELENA: WELL, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
ZAC: YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT I SAID.
I SAID I JUST GOT BACK WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
HELENA, YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL.
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND A GREAT GUY.
HELENA: YEAH, TO RAISE YOUR CHILD?
ZAC: SAY--WHAT--SAY THAT AGAIN.
HELENA: I'M PREGNANT.
ZAC: UHH.
HELENA: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
ZAC: WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HELENA: DON'T YOU DARE.
ZAC: DON'T I--DON'T I--ME?
HELENA: WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY? ZAC: I WASN'T GONNA SAY NOTHING.
I'M AT WORK. HELENA: I'M SCARED.
ZAC: OH! OH! ALL RIGHT, YOU BUGGING AT WORK.
DANNI: WHAT'S-- ZAC: DANNI, WHAT'S UP?
YOU SEE-- DANNI: WHAT'S GOING ON?
HELENA: WHO IS THIS? DANNI: WHO ARE YOU?
HELENA: ZAC?
ZAC: THIS IS THE YOUNG LADY--
DANNI: OH! THIS IS "YOU AIN'T WORTH IT."
HELENA: OH, SO YOU KNOW THAT, TOO, HUH?
DANNI: WHY Y'ALL HUGGING?
HELENA: WHO IS THIS?
SHE'S A LOUD MOUTH AND SHE'S RUDE.
ZAC: HELENA, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHILL OUT.
HELENA: LOOK, I NEEDED TO TALK TO HIM.
ZAC: AND I TOLD HER IMMEDIATELY THAT I WAS DATING KAREN.
I TOLD HER THAT.
DANNI: WHAT'S GOING ON? HELENA: IF YOU MUST KNOW,
I'M PREGNANT.
ZAC: WHOA, HELENA. DANNI: SHI-I-I-I-T.
ZAC: HELENA, CAN--CAN YOU JUST GO HOME?
I PROMISE YOU IF YOU GO HOME, I'LL CALL YOU.
HELENA: WHAT? ZAC: I'LL CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY
AS SOON AS I GET HOME, I PROMISE YOU.
HELENA: CALL ME THE MINUTE YOU GET OFF.
ZAC: COPY. I'M--I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.
DANNI: NEGRO.
ZAC: DAMN. DANNI: [LAUGHS]
ZAC: DAMN. DANNI: YOU CAN'T CATCH A BREAK.
ZAC: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
DANNI: OH! ZAC: I KNOW.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
ZAC: I DON'T KNOW. MY HEART.
DANNI: YOU GOT TO TELL KAREN. ZAC: I KNOW.
DANNI: WELL, YOU KNOW, LET ME GO AHEAD
AND GIVE YOU THIS KEY, 'CAUSE YOU GONNA NEED IT.
ZAC: I JUST GOT OUT THE DOGHOUSE, I SWEAR.
DANNI: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ZAC: I SWEAR.
DANNI: ALSO, GIVE ME MY $200 BACK,
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GONNA NEED THAT.
ZAC: NO, I GOTTA KEEP THAT. DANNI: NO, NO, NO.
COME ON, GIVE ME MY MONEY. ZAC: I DON'T GOT IT.
DANNI: GIVE IT TO ME LATER. ZAC: IT'S GONE.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT.
ZAC: DAMN!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ANDI: WHO IS IT?
LESLIE: IT'S LESLIE.
ANDI: [SIGHS] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
LESLIE: CAN I COME IN?
ANDI: I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE.
LESLIE: PLEASE.
I--I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.
ANDI: WHY?
LESLIE: BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
IT'S HIS.
AND THAT SON OF A BITCH SHOULD PAY.
PLEASE, JUST LET ME COME IN.
LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT.
ANDI: COME ON.
LESLIE: THIS PLACE, REALLY NICE.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
I'LL BE SELLING IT SOON.
LESLIE: OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ANDI: WHAT'S SHE SAYING?
LESLIE: SHE'S ACTUALLY DOWNSTAIRS IN THE CAR. SHE WANTS TO TALK.
ANDI: LOOK, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS, OK?
I AM DONE WITH ALL OF THIS.
LESLIE: SHE'S VERY EMOTIONAL.
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT.
SHE GAVE THIS MAN HER LIFE.
ANDI: I GET IT.
LESLIE: SHE JUST WANTS TO COME UP AND SEE YOUR PLACE.
ANDI: WHY?
LESLIE: I THINK SHE'S JUST TRYING TO PUT IT ALL TOGETHER.
I WANT YOU TWO TO GET THIS SON OF A BITCH.
FOR EVERYTHING HE'S GOT.
AND YOU ALL ARE STRONGER TOGETHER.
AND YOU, YOU'RE SOLID.
YOU'LL TAKE HIM OUT.
I KNOW HOW YOU WORK.
ANDI: LOOK, I AM DONE WITH THIS.
LESLIE: YOU ARE NOT A QUITTER.
ANDI: YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.
LESLIE: I KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU.
SPELLMAN, STANFORD,
WORKING STUDY HALL.
I KNOW YOU.
ANDI: WELL, IF YOU KNEW ME,
YOU'D KNOW THAT I WAS TELLING YOU TO KISS MY ASS RIGHT NOW.
LESLIE: MMM.
NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE.
ANDI: ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME?
LESLIE: I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
ANDI: ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
LESLIE: YES.
ANDI: WELL, I'M NOT.
AND THIS IS EXTREMELY UNPROFESSIONAL.
LESLIE: I DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
LET HER COME UP.
I THINK YOU COULD REALLY HELP HER TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING.
ANDI: GET OUT.
LESLIE: YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL, GOOD GIRL.
YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ANDI: IS THAT HER?
LESLIE: I TOLD HER TO WAIT IN THE CAR.
ANDI: YOU KNOW, I AM REALLY SICK OF THIS SHIT.
GARY: I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AT LUNCH.
SO...
HI.
I'M GARY.
ANDI: OH, THIS IS TINA.
TINA WAS JUST TELLING ME THERE WAS A PACKAGE FOR ME
DOWNSTAIRS IN THE CAR.
COULD YOU GO AND GET THAT PACKAGE, PLEASE?
LESLIE: YEAH.
GARY: HOW ARE YOU?
ANDI: I'M PISSED.
GARY: WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
ANDI: COME, LET ME SHOW YOU.
GARY: WHAT IS IT? WAIT.
ANDI: YOU ARE A ... LIAR!
GARY: LOOK, THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
ANDI: NO, I AM...
I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT YOU'RE PUTTING ME THROUGH, GARY.
GARY: HOLD ON. LET ME EXPLAIN.
ANDI: WHAT CAN YOU EXPLAIN? THIS ISN'T YOU?
HMM?
THAT'S NOT YOU?
IS THAT NOT YOU?
GARY: ANDI.
THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS-- ANDI: DON'T SAY SHIT TO ME.
GARY: YOU HAVE TO LET ME EXPLAIN. ALL RIGHT?
JASMINE: PLEASE DO. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR IT.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T GET QUIET NOW.
GARY: OK, UM--
ANDI: YEAH, NOW YOU WANT TO TALK?
LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS SHIT IS GONNA GO.
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE HER THE CARS, THE HOUSE--
GARY: ANDI. ANDI: $50,000 A MONTH,
EVERYTHING IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT,
AND YOU WILL LEAVE WITH THE CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? GARY: ANDI.
OK.
LESLIE: OK?
GARY: YEAH, AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE YOU.
JASMINE: [SCOFFS] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
GARY: JASMINE, I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.
I'VE TOLD YOU THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
JASMINE: YOU NEVER REALLY GAVE US A CHANCE, THOUGH.
GARY: WE WENT TO COUNSELING FOR 3 YEARS, JASMINE,
AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
I LOVE YOU AS THE MOTHER OF MY KIDS.
WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT?
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE.
I LOVE HER.
JASMINE: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME.
LESLIE: YOU LOVE HER?
AND THIS WOMAN, TOO?
GARY: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LESLIE: HER, AT THE AIRPORT.
GARY: THAT'S GRACIE. JASMINE, YOU KNOW GRACIE.
LESLIE: WHY ARE YOU HUGGING HER?
GARY: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING HER? HMM?
YOU'RE SOME DAMN PRIVATE EYE IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO HER DAMN SISTER IS.
ANDI, LISTEN, WE WENT TO NEW MEXICO,
ONLY FOR ME TO FIND OUT THAT YOU LIED.
YOUR MOTHER WAS FINE.
HER WHOLE FAMILY IS TWISTED AND ... UP.
LESLIE: WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE-- GARY: SHUT THE ... UP.
HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU PAYING HER TO DRUM UP THIS BULLSHIT?
HOW MUCH OF MY MONEY?
LESLIE: IT'S HER MONEY.
JASMINE: THANK YOU.
GARY: IT'S HER MONEY? LESLIE: MM-HMM.
GARY: YOU WANT IT?
HERE.
TAKE IT! YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS SHIT.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT NONE OF THIS.
ALL RIGHT? YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL.
ANDI, I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.
BUT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE,
YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME.
ANDI: SORRY.
GARY: MOVE FROM THE DOOR, JASMINE.
JASMINE: YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK OUT LIKE THAT?
GARY: JASMINE, MOVE FROM THE DOOR.
JASMINE: NO.
GARY: MOVE!
YOU'RE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
JASMINE: LOOKS LIKE IT.
GARY: YOU MAY WANT TO MOVE HER.
LESLIE: JASMINE, YOU SHOULD MOVE AWAY FROM THE DOOR.
NOW.
JASMINE: THAT SON OF A BITCH.
NO. NO, HE'S GONNA BE SORRY.
LESLIE: JASMINE, YOU GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT HIM.
HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU HALF.
JASMINE: NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT HALF.
I WANT IT ALL.
AND I WANT THIS BITCH DISBARRED.
YOU ... THE WRONG HUSBAND.
KAREN: WHAT'S UP? PAM: GIRL.
KAREN: WHAT? I WAS AT LUNCH.
PAM: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.
YOU HAVE A CLIENT THAT'S ABOUT TO LEAVE.
KAREN: I'M HERE, AIN'T I?
PAM: YOU KNOW YOU NEED THIS MONEY.
KAREN: OK. STOP IT. I'M HERE.
PAM: OK. SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU.
KAREN: OK, BUT WHERE SHE AT?
PAM: IN YOUR CHAIR.
FAWN: HI.
KAREN: SHIT.
FAWN: I-- KAREN: NO, MA'AM. NO.
FAWN: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
KAREN: LISTEN TO ME.
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
FAWN: CAN YOU DO MY HAIR?
KAREN: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
FAWN: HE'S NOT COMING BACK TO ME.
KAREN: OK, WELL, Y'ALL GO AHEAD AND PRAY ABOUT THAT.
FAWN: I'M TRYING TO.
KAREN: LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T TALK TO--
FAWN: PLEASE, STOP SEEING HIM.
KAREN: I'M NOT SEEING YOUR HUSBAND. OK?
I DON'T DO PREACHERS. NOW GO.
FAWN: BUT HE LIKES YOU.
KAREN: ARE YOU ON SOMETHING?
FAWN: I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT WITHOUT HIM.
KAREN: OK, WELL, Y'ALL NEED TO DEAL WITH THAT.
THAT AIN'T ME.
FAWN: I HOPE GOD WILL FORGIVE ME.
KAREN: I'M SURE HE WILL, OK?
OK?
FAWN: I'M SORRY.
KAREN: OK. YOU NEED TO GO.
GET YOUR BAG AND GO. BYE.
FAWN: BYE.
[GUNSHOT, SCREAMING]
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