GARY: THAT'S GRACIE. YOU'RE SOME DAMN PRIVATE EYE
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HER DAMN SISTER IS.
ANNOUNCER: PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
GARY: HOW MUCH MONEY YOU PAYING HER TO DRUM UP THIS BULLSHIT,
HOW MUCH OF MY MONEY?
YOU WANT IT? YOU CAN HAVE IT.
I'LL GIVE ALL THIS SHIT UP AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE YOU.
MAURICE: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S BISEXUAL.
INVITE HIM OVER TO DINNER.
INVITE CALVIN, SEE IF HE'S INTERESTED.
- IN WHAT? - A THREESOME.
ZAC: I'M AT WORK.
YOU WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT YOU WAS PREGNANT.
- DANNI, WHAT'S UP? - WHAT'S GOING ON?
KAREN: I AM NOT SEEING YOUR HUSBAND.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU ON SOMETHING?
- AAH! OH, MY GOD! - OH, MY GOD!
PAM: KAREN. KAREN.
NO, NO, NO.
[CRYING]
OH, MY GOD.
SOMEBODY CALL--
- OH, MY GOD. - CALL 911!
PAM: KAREN, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
KAREN: WHY'D SHE DO THAT?
PAM: ALL RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW. I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE HURT.
KAREN: OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD. - OK. CALM DOWN.
PAM: KAREN, YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN. IT'S OK.
KAREN: WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
IS SHE DEAD?
PAM: I THINK SO. I THINK SO.
KAREN: SHE CAN'T COME HERE AND DO THAT.
PLEASE, GOD--
[RETCHES]
PAM: KAREN, CALM DOWN. LOOK AT ME.
- NO, NO, NO. - YOU'RE OK.
KAREN: GET THIS OFF OF ME, PLEASE, FOREVER.
PAM: YOU'RE OK. YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN, KAREN.
YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN. IT'S OK. JUST BREATHE, OK?
BREATHE. BREATHE. BREATHE.
OK. WE'LL GET IT OFF, OK?
KAREN: [CRYING]
OH...
PAM: LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE ALL GOOD.
YOU'RE GONNA BE OK.
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
SABRINA: SO IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH YOUR ACCOUNT,
YOU CAN JUST CALL ME, OK?
MY NAME'S SABRINA. THANKS FOR BANKING WITH US HERE.
MAURICE: HEY, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE BACK.
SABRINA: HEY.
WHAT'S THAT STUPID LOOK ON YOUR FACE?
MAURICE: I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE.
SABRINA: MAURICE, WE'RE AT WORK.
I DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW.
MAURICE: COME ON. COME ON.
SABRINA, THIS IS JAVIER. JAVIER, SABRINA.
- HI. - HI.
MAURICE: I WAS JUST TELLING JAVIER THAT WE'LL BE
AT YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT FOR DINNER AT 7:00.
- EXCUSE ME? - YES.
MAURICE: NOW, I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS
SO THAT YOU CAN KNOW WHERE TO GO.
SABRINA: MAURICE, I REALLY DON'T--
MAURICE: HONEY, HE MAKES A BRAZILIAN BUTT ROAST
THAT'LL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR SOCKS.
- JAVIER, I'M SURE YOU'RE-- - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
JAVIER: I HAVE TO GO. UH, TALK TO YOU SOON?
MAURICE: OK.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
MAURICE: BYE, GIRL. HEH.
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
MAURICE: I TOLD YOU, THIS IS WHAT
WE NEED TO DO TO FIND OUT.
SABRINA: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, MAURICE.
MAURICE: INVITE CALVIN.
SABRINA: MAURICE, I'M NOT DOING A THREESOME.
MAURICE: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE THREESOME.
ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND OUT IF HE'S INTO IT.
SABRINA: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
MAURICE: GOOD. THEN LET ME HANDLE IT.
SABRINA: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
MAURICE: WELL, I'LL GET SOME WINE,
GET EVERYBODY A LITTLE TIPSY.
THEN I'LL LEAVE AND LEAVE YOU GUYS TO CLEAN UP.
SABRINA: MAURICE, I DON'T--
MAURICE: THEN YOU'LL GET TIRED, GO TO BED,
LEAVE THE MEN UP TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
SABRINA: UH-UH.
I'M NOT DOING THIS. THIS IS SO LOW.
MAURICE: DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT, OR NOT?
SABRINA: DOES JAVIER KNOW?
MAURICE: YES. HE DOES.
SABRINA: I DON'T LIKE THIS.
MAURICE: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIS COOKING.
SABRINA: THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
MAURICE: BUT YOU WILL KNOW HOW CALVIN FEELS AFTER THIS.
SABRINA: YOU THINK?
MAURICE: YES. REMEMBER...
[IMITATES VIBRATOR]
SABRINA: OK, OK, OK, OK. YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER.
MAURICE: I'M ON BREAK.
SABRINA: MAURICE, WE JUST OPENED THE BANK.
MAURICE: SORRY.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I WILL HELP THE CUSTOMERS.
SABRINA: WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
MAURICE: [IMITATING VIBRATOR]
HA HA!
CALVIN: HI.
SABRINA: HI.
CALVIN: HI.
SABRINA: DID YOU COME TO MAKE A DEPOSIT?
CALVIN: IS THAT SOME KIND OF SEXUAL JOKE?
SABRINA: THAT'S GROSS. WE'RE IN PUBLIC.
CALVIN: NO. I'M JUST PLAYING.
ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO COME BY AND SEE
IF I CAN INVITE YOU TO DINNER TONIGHT.
SABRINA: I MEAN, YOU COULD'VE JUST TEXTED.
CALVIN: YEAH. I KNOW,
BUT I WANTED TO READ YOUR BODY LANGUAGE,
SEE IF YOU WERE BLOWING ME OFF.
SABRINA: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
CALVIN: WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN ACTING STRANGE.
SABRINA: UM, OH. OK.
CALVIN: SABRINA, DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?
SABRINA: NO. I DON'T THINK YOU'VE BEEN--
CALVIN: I MEAN, WE HAD AN AMAZING NIGHT OF SEX,
- AND THEN-- - YEAH. SHH.
SABRINA: I JUST THINK THAT
MAYBE IT WAS A LITTLE MORE FUN FOR YOU.
CALVIN: WAIT. WHAT?
SABRINA: I JUST FEEL
LIKE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF A LITTLE MORE THAN I DID.
CALVIN: I DON'T GET IT.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD AN AMAZING TIME, TOO.
SABRINA: I DID.
CALVIN: OK. NOW I'M CONFUSED.
SABRINA: YEAH. WE SHOULD DROP IT.
CALVIN: NO, NO. COME ON. TELL ME.
SABRINA: UM, WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT IT LATER?
CALVIN: OVER DINNER?
MAURICE: YES. HAVING DINNER TONIGHT AT SABRINA'S HOUSE...
SABRINA: MAURICE.
MAURICE: YES, AND MY FRIEND'S GONNA COME OVER.
HE'S A WONDERFUL COOK FROM BRAZIL, SO JOIN US.
CALVIN: OK. WELL, I DON'T THINK I WAS INVITED.
MAURICE: OH, YEAH, YOU WERE. SABRINA INVITED YOU.
SHE WANTS YOU THERE, I PROMISE.
- MM-HMM. - REALLY?
- MM-HMM. - SABRINA?
- MM-HMM. - THAT'S SO CUTE.
SABRINA: YEAH, CUTE, CUTE, AND CUTE.
CALVIN: I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT 7:00...
SABRINA: OK. GREAT.
CALVIN: AND, UM, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT?
SABRINA: MM-HMM.
CALVIN: YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
SABRINA: MM-HMM. YES.
CALVIN: OK. SEE YOU LATER.
SABRINA: OK. LATER.
CALVIN: BYE, MAURICE.
MAURICE: BYE-BYE, GIRL.
SABRINA: WHAT ARE YOU--
MAURICE, STOP.
MAURICE: YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME
BECAUSE YOU'LL FIND OUT IF HE'S GAY OR NOT.
SABRINA: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
MAURICE: YOU'RE GOING TO THANK ME
WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS.
SABRINA: THEN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
ZAC: [EXHALES]
- WHAT? - WHAT THE HELL?
DANNI: YOU KNOW, IT'S YOUR PENIS.
ZAC: WHAT?
DANNI: YEAH. IT'S YOUR PENIS THAT LEAD YOU TO THAT WHORE.
ZAC: WILL YOU JUST STOP IT?
DANNI: NO. I'M SERIOUS.
LIKE, YOUR PENIS WANTED YOU TO FIND HER,
AND, BY THE WAY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A CONDOM, HMM?
ZAC: I KNOW. DANNI, I KNOW.
DANNI: IF YOU KNOW, THEN YOU WOULD'VE DID THE RIGHT THING.
ZAC: I KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
I WAS JUST MAD LIKE I'M MAD RIGHT NOW.
DANNI: MM, NOW YOU ABOUT TO BE A MAD BABY DADDY.
ZAC: DAMN! GOD...
DANNI: YOU BETTER TELL HER.
ZAC: I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.
DANNI: WHEN?
ZAC: CAN I GET SOME TIME?
LIKE, I'M STILL-- I JUST FOUND OUT.
DANNI: OK. I CAN'T HAVE HER BEING MAD AT ME AGAIN.
ZAC: OH, SO NOW YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT HER BEING MAD?
SEE, YOU LIKE WHEN SHE'S MAD AT YOU.
DANNI: NO, I DON'T. YOU DO.
ZAC: YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TELL HER.
CAN I--CAN I JUST TELL HER, THOUGH, IN MY OWN TIME?
- DAMN. - OK.
ZAC: I'M SERIOUS, DANNI.
DANNI: YOU KNOW, YOU BETTER TELL HER QUICK
BECAUSE THIS TOWN TALKS LIKE--
ZAC: LIKE--LIKE YOU? YES. I KNOW. I KNOW.
THE TOWN TALKS LIKE YOU, BUT CAN I TELL HER,
LIKE, THIS ONE TIME?
DANNI: YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL
AT DINNER WITH YOU TWO TONIGHT?
ZAC: OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'M NOT--I'M NOT TELLING HER TONIGHT. I'M NOT.
DANNI: YOU A DAMN FOOL. YOU KNOW THAT?
ZAC: I CAN'T TELL--
WE JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING DINNER.
DANNI: YEAH, SO PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NIGHT.
ZAC: DANNI, IT WAS-- DANNI, IT WAS JUST SO GOOD.
DANNI: I'VE SEEN YOU NAKED...
ZAC: DANNI--
DANNI: AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH.
ZAC: I CAN'T TALK TO YOU. I CAN'T TALK TO YOU.
DANNI: WELL, YOU BETTER TALK TO HER...
ZAC: I PLAN ON IT.
DANNI: TONIGHT.
ZAC: BYE, DANNI.
DANNI: ♪ IF YOU DON'T, I WILL ♪
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
ZAC: OOH!
- ANSWER IT. - OHH...
DANNI: WHAT? I MEAN--
ZAC: DAMN.
DANNI: WHAT?
- IT'S HER. - ANSWER IT.
- I CAN'T. - ♪ ANSWER THE PHONE ♪
ZAC: WHAT'S UP?
PAM: HEY.
ZAC: WHO IS THIS?
PAM: THIS IS PAM.
ZAC: PAM, WHY YOU GOT KAREN'S PHONE?
- UM... - WHERE'S KAREN?
PAM: THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT.
ZAC: WHAT? WHAT-- WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT?
DANNI: WELL, WHAT IS IT?
PAM: THIS WOMAN, SHE CAME IN.
ZAC: WAIT. IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
PAM: YES. KAREN'S ALL RIGHT.
DANNI: WHAT?
ZAC: HOLD ON. DAMN, SO WHAT HAPPENED?
PAM: A WOMAN SHOT HERSELF.
- WHO SHOT THEMSELF? - WHAT?
ZAC: HEY, RELAX.
DANNI: TELL ME. WHAT IS IT?
ZAC: WHO SHOT THEMSELF?
PAM: THIS WOMAN, SHE CAME IN THE SALON.
SHE TOLD KAREN TO LEAVE HER HUSBAND ALONE.
ZAC: PAM--
DANNI: PUT THE DAMN THING ON SPEAKER, ZAC.
PAM: SHE SAID SHE WAS UPSET, AND THEN SHE SHOT HERSELF.
DANNI: OK, SO WHERE IS SHE?
PAM: SHE'S DEAD.
DANNI: PAM, I'M TALKING ABOUT KAREN.
PAM: THEY RUSHED KAREN TO THE HOSPITAL.
DANNI: WHY IF SHE'S FINE PAM?
PAM: SHE WAS SO HYSTERICAL.
DANNI: DAMN.
ZAC: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, PAM.
- I'M ON MY WAY. - NO. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
DANNI: YOU GOT A BIKE.
WHAT, AM I GONNA RIDE ON THE HANDLEBAR?
COME ON.
[TELEPHONE LINE RINGS]
KAREN: HEY, YOU'VE REACHED KAREN MOTT.
LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.
ANDI: HEY, KAREN, IT'S ME. CALL ME BACK.
[TELEPHONE LINE RINGS]
SABRINA: HEY.
ANDI: HEY.
SABRINA: WHAT'S GOING ON?
ANDI: HAVE YOU TALKED TO KAREN?
SABRINA: NO, NOT YET. WHAT'S UP?
ANDI: GARY.
SABRINA: WHAT ABOUT HIM?
ANDI: I SAW HIS WIFE AGAIN,
AND, UM, SHE CAME TO MY FIRM AND--
SABRINA: RIGHT. I KNOW ALL OF THAT.
SABRINA: WELL, WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT,
UM, SHE CAME OVER HERE WITH GARY.
I MEAN, I WAS GONNA CONFRONT HIM, ANYWAY, BUT SHE--
SABRINA: OH, ANDI, NO, NO. ARE YOU--
I CAN BE THERE IN 25 MINUTES, OK?
ANDI: OK.
SABRINA: OK. I'M ON MY WAY.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
SABRINA: BYE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
ANDI: GO AWAY.
GARY: I LEFT MY KEY CARD.
ANDI: [SNIFFLES]
SHE LEFT IT ALL.
YOU MAY AS WELL TAKE IT WITH YOU.
GARY: WHY?
SHE'S JUST GONNA GET IT, ANYWAY.
ANDI: GARY, THIS IS A LOT.
GARY: I GET IT.
ANDI: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.
GARY: NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.
THIS IS MY FAULT.
YO, I ... UP.
I MET YOU,
I FELL IN LOVE...
AND I WAS MARRIED.
ANDI: I'M TIRED OF THIS.
GARY: I SHOULD HAVE LEFT HER FIRST,
AND THEN NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING.
BABY, YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN.
YOU'RE A GOOD WOMAN.
YOU DID YOUR BEST.
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BULLSHIT.
I'M SORRY. I--
I WON'T BOTHER YOU AGAIN, ALL RIGHT?
ANDI: GARY?
GARY: I NEVER LIED TO YOU.
I NEVER DID.
ANDI: I KNOW.
GARY: I WISH I COULD TAKE THIS ALL BACK,
YOU KNOW. [SNIFFLES]
ANDI: I KNOW.
GARY: BUT I CAN'T, SO...
LOOK. I KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING AND SHIT--
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ... I'M SAYING, BUT--I MEAN IT--
I WILL GIVE HER ANYTHING SHE WANTS
AS LONG AS I CAN HAVE YOU.
ANDI: SHE'S GONNA SUE MY FIRM AND HAVE ME DISBARRED.
GARY: WHAT--WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP HER?
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
WELL, I--I CAN GO BACK TO HER LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO.
I WILL DO THAT...
ANDI: THANK YOU.
GARY: BUT I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU ANYMORE.
ANDI: I KNOW.
GARY: HUH.
YOU'RE SO ... COLD.
ANDI: GARY, I'M JUST TRYING TO PROCESS ALL OF THIS.
GARY: DID YOU NOT LOVE ME AT ALL?
ANDI: OF COURSE I DO.
GARY: OK. THEN TELL ME TO STAY.
TELL ME THAT IT'S GONNA BE OK.
TELL ME TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING.
TELL ME THAT YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR ME.
ANDI: YOU KNOW I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET TO THAT FIRM.
GARY: AND I HAVE, TOO, BUT YOU MEAN MORE TO ME
THAN ANY OF THAT,
BUT I DON'T MEAN MORE TO YOU THAN YOURS.
ANDI: GARY, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
GARY: I HAVE.
ANDI: YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GIVE UP MY LIFE
AND CAREER FOR YOU AND--
GARY: YES, ANDI.
YES. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
ANDI: GARY, THAT'S INSANE. WHY WOULD I--
WHY WOULD I DO THAT? THAT'S NOT--
GARY: 'CAUSE I CAN TAKE CARE OF US.
ANDI: I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN CARE OF.
GARY: WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE EVER MET
THAT DIDN'T WANT THAT.
ANDI: WELL, I'M SORRY.
GARY: OK.
I'LL GO STAY IN THAT HELL HOLE SO YOU CAN BE HAPPY.
ANDI: DON'T TURN THIS AROUND ON ME.
GARY: LOOK. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING.
I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
ANDI: OK.
GARY: STILL SO COLD.
ANDI: I'M NOT BEING COLD. GARY--
GARY, WE COULD STILL--
[DOOR CLOSES]
ZAC: CAN YOU DRIVE ANY SLOWER?
DANNI: I CAN'T.
ZAC: UH, CLEARLY YOU CAN BECAUSE YOU'RE DRIVING SLOW.
DANNI: I'M RIDING DIRTY, MAN.
ZAC: WHAT?
DANNI: YEAH, OK?
ZAC: YO, YOU GOT TO LET ME OUT THIS CAR, DANNI.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT.
- I'M SERIOUS. - BE MY GUEST.
- PULL OVER. - N--
- I'M ON PROBATION, YO. - I KNOW THAT.
DANNI: THAT'S WHY I'M DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT, OK?
CHILL, BIG D.
ZAC: WHAT?
DANNI: THAT'S MY NEW NICKNAME FOR YOU.
ZAC: IT'S NOT FUNNY, DANNI.
DANNI: I KNOW THAT, OK?
ZAC: LIKE, THIS IS SERIOUS.
LIKE, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, CAN YOU BE SERIOUS?
DANNI: I KNOW THAT.
ZAC: I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER MAN.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ZAC: THE WOMAN THAT KILLED HERSELF
ASKED KAREN TO LEAVE HER HUSBAND ALONE.
DANNI: WELL--
ZAC: WELL, WHAT? WHAT?
DANNI: WAIT. I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE.
ZAC: GO ON. TAKE HER SIDE. WHATEVER, DANNI.
DANNI: WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU OUT HERE WITH A BABY MAMA, AND YOU MAD?
[BABBLES]
ZAC: YEAH. WONDER WHO THIS DUDE IS.
- OH, I DON'T KNOW. - YOU KNOW.
- NO, I DON'T. - YEAH, YOU DO.
ZAC: YOU JUST BEEN LYING ALL THE TIME.
DANNI: ZAC, I'M NOT LYING.
ZAC: OK. YEAH. I KNOW YOU'RE LYING.
DANNI: [SIGHS]
ZAC: DAMN.
Y'ALL TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.
DANNI: WELL, NOT LATELY.
ZAC: WHATEVER, DANNI.
I'M TELLING YOU, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS WITH ANOTHER DUDE.
DANNI: BOY, IF YOU DON'T--
ZAC: I WONDER, DO I KNOW WHO HE IS?
I KNOW WHO HE IS. THAT'S THE DUDE THAT WAS AT HER HOUSE.
DANNI: WHO?
ZAC: THE DUDE SHE WAS TRYING TO CLOWN ME IN FRONT OF.
THAT'S HIM. I KNOW THAT'S HIM.
- ZAC... - WHAT?
- ARE YOU REALLY MAD? - YES.
DANNI: OK. THIS SHOULD BE FUN.
ZAC: HOW--HOW IS THIS FUN? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DANNI: OH, THIS SHOULD BE A RIOT, YOU KNOW?
YOU TELL HER ABOUT HER MAN
AFTER YOU TELL THEM ABOUT YOU AND YOUR NEW BUNDLE OF JOY.
ZAC: WHATEVER, DANNI.
DANNI: MM-HMM. NO. THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
ZAC: NO. HOW CAN YOU FIND FUN IN THIS?
A PERSON LOST THEIR LIFE.
LIKE, COULD YOU JUST SHOW SOME RESPECT?
DANNI: YOU DON'T CARE NOTHING ABOUT HER,
AND I DON'T KNOW HER, EITHER.
ZAC: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, LIKE, STRAIGHT TO HELL.
DANNI: SEE YOU THERE.
- I'M NOT GOING. - OH, OK.
ZAC: I'M NOT. I HAVE FEELINGS.
DANNI: BECAUSE YOU AND SAINT PETER LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
ZAC: CAN YOU SPEED UP, DANNI, PLEASE?
DANNI: I'M RIDING DIRTY.
ZAC: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE, BRO.
DANNI: I'LL SPEED UP,
YOU GO RIGHT TO JAIL, AIN'T GOT TO SEE YOU NO MORE.
I'LL BRING YOU COMMISSARY MONEY, THOUGH.
ZAC: OK. JUST--JUST DO THE SPEED LIMIT.
DANNI: MM-HMM.
SABRINA: SO DO I.
ANDI: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I COULD LOSE EVERYTHING.
SABRINA: SLOW DOWN, OK?
LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON FIRST.
ANDI: YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
SABRINA: HOW DO YOU FEEL?
ANDI: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SABRINA: ABOUT HIM.
ANDI: I'M A MESS, OBVIOUSLY.
SABRINA: I KNOW. I KNOW. JUST TELL ME.
ANDI: HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH...
BUT I KEEP THINKING THAT HE'S RUNNING GAME.
SABRINA: HMM. ANDI, I DON'T KNOW.
ANDI: YEAH.
I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIS WIFE
SAYING THAT HE WAS CONTROLLING AND ABUSIVE.
MAYBE THAT IS HIS GAME.
SABRINA: ANDI--
ANDI: WHAT? I'M SERIOUS.
SABRINA: I MEAN, HE WOULD HAVE TO BE DOING
A LOT TO BE PUTTING ALL THIS TOGETHER.
ANDI: WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
I JUST MEAN THAT, LIKE,
I BELIEVE HIM--
HE CONFRONTED ME IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE--
SABRINA: I'M SORRY.
ANDI: BUT HE WANTS ME TO LEAVE MY JOB.
EXACTLY.
SABRINA: YEAH. I'M SORRY.
ANDI: I NEED TO TALK TO KAREN.
SABRINA: WHAT AM I?
ANDI: OH, NO. I--
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
I JUST MEAN THAT SHE, LIKE--
SHE GIVES ALL THE SAGE ADVICE.
YOU GIVE GOOD ADVICE, TOO.
SABRINA: YOU NEED TO BE TALKING TO MS. LISA, THEN.
ANDI: THAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER.
- MM-HMM. - HEH.
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
SABRINA: OH, THAT'S DANNI.
- OH, NO. - WHAT?
ANDI: YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA GO OFF ON ME
IF I TELL HER ABOUT THIS.
SABRINA: WHY?
ANDI: BECAUSE GARY WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME
AND SHE'S GONNA SAY I'M A DAMN FOOL FOR NOT LETTING HIM.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. - EXACTLY.
- SHE MIGHT CUSS YOU OUT. - DON'T TELL HER.
SABRINA: HEY, GIRL.
WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
OK, OK. I'M WITH ANDI NOW. WE'RE GONNA MAKE OUR WAY.
ALL RIGHT. WHICH HOSPITAL?
OK. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOING NOW.
- I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. - WHAT HAPPENED?
SABRINA: UM, I DON'T KNOW.
SHE SAID SOME LADY KILLED HERSELF AT KAREN'S SALON.
- WHAT? - YEAH.
SABRINA: I--I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I THINK WE SHOULD GO OVER THERE NOW.
ANDI: OK. IS--IS EVERYTHING OK?
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW, GIRL. LET'S GO. WE GOT TO--
ANDI: OK. ALL RIGHT.
SABRINA: GET YOUR PURSE.
DANNI: HI. UH, WE'RE HERE TO SEE KAREN MOTT.
BEATRICE: AND YOU ARE?
ZAC: MY NAME--
DANNI: I'M HER TWIN, AND THIS IS HER HUSBAND.
ZAC: YEAH.
BEATRICE: OH. OK. RIGHT THIS WAY.
DANNI: MM-HMM.
LOVELY, GREAT PERSONALITY.
- HEY. - HEY.
KAREN: HEY.
ZAC: OHH...
KAREN: HEY.
ZAC: ARE YOU OK? YOU ALL RIGHT?
KAREN: YEAH.
DANNI: GIRL, WHAT HAPPENED?
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T--
DANNI: WHO WAS SHE? DO YOU KNOW?
KAREN: JUST SOME WOMAN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.
DANNI: OK, SO YOU'RE OK, LIKE, NO, LIKE, GRAZED BULLET?
I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST--I'M--
KAREN: DANNI, SHE SHOT HERSELF IN FRONT OF ME.
DANNI: NO. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
KAREN: YEAH.
DANNI: SHIT.
KAREN: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
ZAC: PAM SAID YOU WERE-- YOU WERE SEEING HER HUSBAND?
KAREN: NO. NO.
ZAC: WELL, WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT, THOUGH?
KAREN: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID?
ZAC: YEAH, BUT WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT IF YOU WEREN'T?
DANNI: [CLEARS THROAT]
ZAC: ARE YOU--ARE YOU OK?
IS THERE SOMETHING IN YOUR THROAT?
THIS IS THE HOSPITAL. THEY HAVE STUFF FOR THAT.
DANNI: NO. UM, THERE'S GONNA BE
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR ASS IN A MINUTE.
ZAC: SHUT IT.
WHY WOULD--WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT?
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT, BABY? LIKE, WHY?
KAREN: I ONLY SPENT SOME TIME WITH THE MAN, ZAC, OK,
JUST TIME.
ZAC: WHO IS HE, THOUGH?
DANNI: [CLEARS THROAT]
ZAC: ARE YOU OK?
KAREN: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT HIM?
DANNI: I TOLD YOU.
ZAC: I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS, LIKE, THIS--
KAREN: BY QUESTIONING ME RIGHT NOW?
- MOVE BACK. - RIGHT NOW IS THE BEST TIME?
ZAC: NO. NO.
KAREN: GOOD, BECAUSE NOW IS NOT THE TIME, OK?
DANNI: SAY YOU'RE SORRY. SAY, "YOU'RE RIGHT."
ZAC: YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
KAREN: I'VE NEVER BEEN THROUGH ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
DANNI: NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY. JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
ZAC: YOU'RE SORRY. I MEAN, I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST--IT GOT ME, TOO.
DANNI: HEY, GIRL, ARE THEY KEEPING YOU HERE?
YOU GOOD?
- NO. NO. - OK.
KAREN: I'M--I'M DISCHARGED. I'M JUST WAITING ON THE DOCTOR.
DANNI: OK. WELL, I'LL GO FIND HIM, YEAH?
ZAC: YEAH. YOU GO FIND HIM.
- JUST REAL QUICK... - MM-HMM?
DANNI: SHUT THE HELL UP.
ZAC: GO GET THE DOCTOR.
THANK YOU, DANNI, FOR GETTING A DOCTOR.
WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOU IN THIS TIME OF NEED,
SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE.
ARE YOU OK?
KAREN: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
ZAC: I MEAN--I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE MESSING AROUND
WITH SOMEBODY, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW IT'S GONNA AFFECT YOU.
KAREN: I WASN'T MESSING WITH HIM, ZAC.
ZAC: NO. I--I WASN'T SAYING YOU.
I WAS JUST SAYING, SOMETIMES, LIKE--LIKE, WHEN YOU'VE BEEN--
LIKE, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, AND THINGS HAPPEN,
OTHER PEOPLE GET AFFECTED-- KIDS, BABIES, YOU KNOW?
KAREN: NO. WHAT ARE-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ZAC: I'M--ARE YOU OK?
THAT'S REALLY WHAT I WAS FOCUSING ON.
KAREN: I'M FINE. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
ZAC: I--I'M JUST-- ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA--I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THE NURSE--
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
- WHAT? - NO.
ZAC: I'M NOT ASKING YOU.
I'M JUST HYPOTHETICALLY BECAUSE ALL THIS,
IF YOU WAS PREGNANT BY ACCIDENT,
I'M JUST SAYING THAT I WOULD BE FORGIVING...
KAREN: ZAC, ZAC--
ZAC: BECAUSE IF IT WAS ME AND I WAS PREGNANT, I KNOW...
KAREN: ZAC, TAKE ME HOME...
ZAC: I'M GONNA--NURSE?
KAREN: PLEASE.
ZAC: UM, DANNI WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE NURSE.
ZAC: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
ZAC: SHE--DANNI--COME ON. YOU--
- HI, UH-- - HI.
DANNI: SO THE DOCTOR FOR KAREN MOTT, UM--
BEATRICE: YES. I PAGED HIM.
DANNI: PAGE HIM AGAIN, BEATRICE.
BEATRICE: I'M PRETTY SURE HE'LL BE THERE SOON.
DANNI: BEATCH-TRICE? IS IT BEATRICE?
- DANNI, DANNI. - DANNI, DANNI. HEY, DANNI.
- WHERE IS SHE? - LOOK AT ME.
ANDI: WHERE IS SHE? WHAT IS GOING ON?
- WHERE'S KAREN? FOCUS. FOCUS. - WHAT HAPPENED?
SABRINA: DANNI, WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE IS SHE?
ANDI: TELL US SOMETHING, ANYTHING. HELLO?
DANNI: Y'ALL MUST BE TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL
BECAUSE YOU JUST SAVED HER LIFE.
SABRINA: OK. ALL RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED?
DANNI: BEATRICE, THEY SAVED YOU.
- DANNI, TELL US SOMETHING. - OK. COME--COME ON.
A WOMAN SHOT HERSELF IN FRONT OF KAREN.
KAREN'S FINE, ALL RIGHT...
SABRINA: OH, THANK GOD.
DANNI: BUT SHE'S HERE FOR OBSERVATION.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
ANDI: OK. WELL, WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS SHE?
DANNI: OK. COME ON, BUT YOU TWO DON'T BE UPSETTING HER
BECAUSE YOUR ENERGY RIGHT NOW IS--
ANDI: OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
- JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR... - WHAT?
ANDI: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT UPSETS HER.
DANNI: WOW, ANDI, EVEN NOW, RIGHT NOW?
ANDI: YEAH. YOU KNOW THAT. JUST SHOW US WHERE SHE IS.
DANNI: I'M TRYING TO, BUT YOU'RE YELLING.
ANDI: DANNI, IF YOU DON'T JUST TELL US--
- OH, KAREN. - OH, MY GOSH, KAREN.
- THANK GOD. - THANK YOU, ZAC.
ANDI: I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. ARE YOU OK?
DANNI: SORRY.
ZAC: REALLY, GUYS?
DANNI: WE'RE CLOSE, OK? IS SHE DISCHARGED?
- YES. - ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.
ZAC: WHERE ARE THEY GONNA TAKE HER?
DANNI: THE SISTER CIRCLE.
ZAC: WHAT IS THE SISTER CIRCLE? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CULT.
DANNI: IT'S US, STUPID...
- OK. - ALL RIGHT?
- SHE'LL BE HOME LATER. - ALL RIGHT.
ZAC: WAIT. WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW, ZAC. YOU GOT A BRAIN.
DECIDE. USE IT...
FOR ONCE.
ZAC: OH...
KAREN: [WHIMPERS]
- DOES THAT HURT? - YES.
- OOH, YOU SCARED ME, GIRL. - YEAH.
- WE WERE TERRIFIED. - MM, YOU JUST SCARED ME.
DANNI: ARE WE LEAVING? BECAUSE-- -
- LET'S GO. - YEAH. OK. COME ON.
ZAC: HEY.
HELLO. YEAH.
ANDI: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA TALK ALL ABOUT IT, OK?
- NOT TALKING ABOUT IT. - OK.
ANDI: THEN WE WON'T TALK ABOUT IT, OK?
KAREN: THANK YOU.
- I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE OK. - YEAH.
KAREN: I'M SO-- I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
ANDI: WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.
KAREN: YES.
ANDI: WHAT IS IT?
WELL, WHAT IS IT, BABY?
KAREN: THAT'S HER HUSBAND.
DANNI: THAT'S THE MAN YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH?
- DANNI-- - I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.
DANNI: KAREN, UM, ZAC IS RIGHT BEHIND US.
ANDI: YEAH. LEAVE HER.
- OH, IT'S SO SAD. - OH, MY GOD. OH, NO.
- SO? - SO?
- WHAT? - WE DON'T CARE.
DANNI: SOMEONE'S GONNA CATCH A CASE.
ZAC: UM, WHAT THE HELL?
ANDI: OH, THAT WAS HIS WIFE WHO DIED, SO--
ZAC: I KNOW HIM.
- WHAT? - HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM, ZAC?
ZAC: THAT'S THE DUDE SHE TRIED TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF.
SABRINA: WHOA.
ANDI: ZAC, ZAC, ZAC, ZAC, DON'T GO OVER THERE.
ZAC: NO. UH-UH.
- DON'T DO THAT. DO NOT, ZAC. - NO.
ZAC: I KNOW SHE WAS WITH HIM. I SEEN HIM WITH HER.
DANNI: ZAC, Y'ALL WASN'T TOGETHER, SO LET IT GO.
SABRINA: DANNI!
ANDI: ZAC, ZAC, OK. PLEASE CALM DOWN.
DANNI: YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A BABY ON YOUR WAY
WITH A SIDE...PIECE.
SABRINA: WHAT? ZAC, YOU BETTER TALK.
- DAMN IT, DANNI. - IS THAT TRUE?
DANNI: YEAH.
SABRINA: I WAS TALKING TO ZAC.
DANNI: WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
ANDI: I DON'T CARE. I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM HIM.
IS IT TRUE?
ZAC: YEAH.
- REALLY, ZAC? - I CANNOT--
- REALLY? NOW? -I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THIS.
ZAC: I DIDN'T KNOW.
ANDI: SABRINA, WE DON'T WANT KAREN TO HEAR US.
SO...YOU DIDN'T KNOW. DOES KAREN KNOW?
ZAC: NO, AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY
SO I COULD BE THE ONE TO TELL HER.
DANNI: SO SHE CAN LIGHT THAT ASS UP?
- LOOK-- - NO. YOU LOOK.
ANDI: LEAVE. WE ARE GONNA TAKE KAREN HOME.
DANNI: HOW IS HE GONNA GET HOME? HE RODE WITH ME.
ANDI: LET HIM USE YOUR CAR.
- OH-- - NO.
- WHY NOT?
ZAC: BECAUSE YOU RUN DIRTY AND I'M NOT TRYING TO GO TO JAIL.
ZAC: BOY, YOU'RE GOING BACK ANY MINUTE NOW
IF YOU GO IN THERE.
- THIS IS-- - YOU'RE GOING BACK.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
ZAC: KNOW WHAT? I'LL TAKE THE TRAIN, DEAL,
- OK. - RIGHT AFTER I TALK TO HER.
- NO! - NO!
- D'OH! ANDI-- - NO.
ZAC: ANDI, WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED TO--
ANDI: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TRUST HER.
THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
ZAC: TRUST HER? I'M WATCHING HIM WITH HER.
- SHH! - ZAC, NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
ZAC: ANDI, SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
ANDI: YOU GO IN THERE, AND WE'RE GONNA TELL HER
ABOUT THAT BABY.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HMM?
ZAC: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT.
LOOK HOW SHE'S HUGGING THIS ...
SABRINA: SO?
ANDI: ZAC, GO NOW.
ZAC: Y'ALL CAN GO TO HELL, ALL OF YOU.
ANDI: GET OUT OF HERE, CLOWN.
- HE MAD, HUH? - LET HIM BE MAD.
ANDI: HE SHOULD BE MAD. THE HELL WITH HIM.
SABRINA: LET HIM BE.
WE COULD'VE LOST OUR FRIEND TODAY.
DANNI: I MEAN, WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
UH, THAT IS A VERY LONG HUG.
SABRINA: CAN WE HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE?
DANNI: I COULD HUG HIM.
ANDI: HE JUST LOST HIS WIFE, DANNI.
DANNI: HE'S A WIDOWER.
ANDI: HE'S SO SAD.
BUT THIS?
KAREN: I'M SORRY.
AARON: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE WITH ME.
KAREN: UM--
AARON: I REALLY APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH.
KAREN: AARON, I'M--
AARON: YEAH?
KAREN: OK. I'M NOT HERE TO COMFORT YOU.
AARON: WELL, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
KAREN: YOU DON'T KNOW?
AARON: KNOW WHAT?
KAREN: SHE DID THIS AT MY SALON IN FRONT OF ME.
AARON: WHAT?
KAREN: SHE CAME IN, AND SHE WAS BEGGING ME
NOT TO SEE YOU, AND THEN SHE PULLED OUT A GUN.
AARON: WAIT. HOLD UP. WAIT. WHAT?
OH, MY GOD.
KAREN: I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.
AARON: NO, NO. I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.
- OH... - I'M SORRY. SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE PULLED A GUN.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
MATILDA: YOU'RE THE ONE.
SHE'S THE ONE THAT YOU WAS SLEEPING WITH?
AARON: NO. THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.
SABRINA: OH, MY GOD!
MATILDA: WHAT KIND OF A MAN OF GOD ARE YOU
THAT YOU WOULD LIE WITH A WHORE WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED?
AARON: I DID NOT SLEEP WITH HER.
MATILDA: MY DAUGHTER TOLD ME. SHE TOLD ME.
HER BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND ON YOURS.
YOU WILL ROT IN HELL FOR THIS, BOTH OF YOU.
KAREN: MA'AM--
MATILDA: YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE. YOU SHOULD NOT.
- GET OUT OF HERE. - COME ON.
MATILDA: GET OUT! YOU GET ON OUT OF HERE.
ANDI: GO. GO. LET'S GO.
DANNI: YOU TALK TO JESUS WITH THAT MOUTH? HMM?
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU.
NICE SWEATER.
AARON: [SNIFFLES]
JAVIER: SHE'S NOT HERE.
MAURICE: WELL, GOOD THING I KNOW WHERE THE KEY IS.
- OH. - EXCUSE ME.
- OK. - [HUMS]
JAVIER: ARE YOU SURE THAT THAT'S OK?
MAURICE: YEAH. THIS IS MY GIRL.
HOLD THIS.
- HI. - HEY.
- SHE'S NOT HERE YET. - REALLY?
MAURICE: UH-UH.
CALVIN: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, JUST WALK IN?
MAURICE: YEP, JUST LIKE THIS.
AHH.
HERE IS THE STOVE.
CALVIN: OH, YOU MUST BE THE CHEF.
HEY, HOW YOU DOING, MAN? I'M CALVIN--CALVIN RODNEY.
- JAVIER. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
CALVIN: LET ME JUST TEXT SABRINA, SEE WHERE SHE'S AT.
MAURICE: I'VE ALREADY TEXTED HER.
CALVIN: OK, BUT I'LL TEXT HER NOW.
MAURICE: HMM. WELL, I NEED SOME WINE.
CALVIN: IT'S IN THE FRIDGE, TOP SHELF.
MAURICE: YOU KNOW WHERE THE WINE IS?
CALVIN: I SHOULD. I BROUGHT IT OVER.
MAURICE: HMM.
JAVIER: SO IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
CALVIN: OH, NO. WE'RE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
- OK. - MM.
JAVIER: SHE'S A LUCKY GIRL.
CALVIN: OH, WELL, THANK YOU.
JAVIER: I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY CUTE.
CALVIN: UH, THANKS.
JAVIER: YOU INTO GUYS?
CALVIN: OH, NO. I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M NOT.
JAVIER: MAURICE...
MAURICE: WHAT?
JAVIER: YOU TOLD ME I WAS HERE TO FIND OUT IF HE LIKES GUYS.
MAURICE: BITCH, WOULD YOU SHUT THE ... OFF.
JAVIER: [SCOFFS]
CALVIN: WAIT. WHAT?
MAURICE: NOTHING.
CALVIN: NO. COME ON. WHAT'S UP?
MAURICE: SHE STILL HAS A WONDER.
CALVIN: IF I'M GAY?
MAURICE: YEAH...
CALVIN: OK.
MAURICE: BUT I KNOW THAT YOU'RE STRAIGHT.
- I BELIEVE IN YOU. - MM-HMM.
CALVIN: I THINK YOU'RE CUTE.
MAURICE: WHO, ME?
CALVIN: NO. HIM.
MAURICE: OH, SHIT.
CALVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT? POUR UP. LET'S DO THIS.
MAURICE: UH-OH.
[SCOFFS]
WELL, I CAN JUST GO.
CALVIN: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU STAY.
MAURICE: OH...
CALVIN: YEAH. YOU CAN GET IN ON THIS, TOO.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
CALVIN: CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY, BOYS.
MAURICE: WELL, HO HO HO.
CALVIN: YEAH.
LET'S DO THIS. WHERE THE WEED AT?
KAREN: THAT WAS AWFUL.
DANNI: SO DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?
KAREN: NO.
DANNI: OK, BUT WHY DID SHE COME IN THERE?
- DANNI-- - YEAH. OK.
- DAMN. - WHAT?
SABRINA: I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET MAURICE AT MY HOUSE
AT 7:00, SO I'M JUST--
HE SENT ME A MESSAGE.
- WHAT THE HELL? - WHAT?
ANDI: OH. OH.
DANNI: GIRL--
ANDI: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
DANNI: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS THAT?
- UH, I GOT TO GO. - YEAH.
DANNI: DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY MISS YOU MUCH, MAN.
- I JUST-- - SHH.
SABRINA: I LOVE YOU, K, AND I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OK?
KAREN: MM-HMM.
DANNI: BYE.
[DOOR CLOSES]
- WHAT'S WITH HER? - DON'T ASK.
DANNI: BACK TO YOU, BITCH JUST WALKED IN
AND BLEW HER BRAINS OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF--
ANDI: WOULD YOU STOP IT?
DANNI: DAMN. THERE I GO AGAIN.
ANDI: YEAH. THERE YOU GO. JUST--
DANNI: Y'ALL WANT TO SMOKE?
KAREN: NO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THIS NO MORE, OK?
DANNI: I MEAN, GIRL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO, EITHER.
SHE CAME IN THERE WITH A GUN.
- DANNI-- - YEAH. YEAH.
ANDI: YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO SMOKE?
DANNI: YES. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
ANDI: OH, GOD, I GOT SOME NEW NEW.
IT'S FIRE. IT'S CALLED BE QUIET.
DANNI: YES. LET'S STILL THE MIND.
STILL THE BODY. GIRL, YOU NEED THAT RIGHT NOW.
ANDI: AND THE TONGUE AND THE MOUTH, THAT PART, TOO.
DANNI: OH, YOU'RE TALKING-- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH, YEAH. I GOT YOU. YEAH.
ANDI: THANKS.
CALVIN: OH, OH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
YEAH. MM.
MAURICE: OHH. OOH!
JAVIER: DAMN, CHILD. OH, MAN, THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
RIGHT THERE, BABY.
MAURICE: OOH...
CALVIN: WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S MY NIP. MM.
- OH, YES. - OH, DON'T STOP. DON'T STOP.
JAVIER: WHOSE HAND IS THAT?
MAURICE: OH, MINE.
OH, YEAH.
JAVIER: OH, COME HERE, BABY.
MAURICE: OOH. OH...
CALVIN: OH, MAN, THAT FEELS SO--
RIGHT THERE, BABY.
MAURICE: OOH...
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL?
MAURICE: HEY, GIRL.
ANNOUNCER: NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
SABRINA: GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT NOW! GET OUT.
KAREN: I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.
ZAC: SHORTY JUST KILLED HERSELF FOR NO REASON.
DANNI: I JUST MET THIS COUNTRY COWBOY AT THE AIRPORT.
ANDI: WAIT. THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN THE RODEO?
DANNI: WHO SAID HE WAS BLACK?
ZAC: I DON'T WANT TO BE JEALOUS.
I LOOKED THIS DUDE UP.
DANNI: AND HE'S FINE AS HELL, BALD HEAD, AND A BIG, OLD--
ZAC: COME ON, MAN. HOW YOU KNOW THAT?
- I'M SORRY ABOUT-- - LOOK. IT'S OK.
KAREN: AARON--
DANNI: ARE YOU GONNA KEEP TALKING, OR ARE YOU GONNA
SHOW ME THAT EVERYTHING I NEED IS WAITING FOR ME.
WHOO-HOO!