SHE'S BEGGING ME NOT TO SEE YOU,
AND THEN SHE PULLED OUT A GUN. - I'M SORRY.
- PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
THAT'S THE DUDE SHE TRIED
TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE
A BABY ON THE WAY. - WHAT?
ANDI: YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GIVE UP MY LIFE FOR YOU.
GARY: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING.
MAURICE: ALL WE NEED TO DO IS FIND OUT
IF HE'S INTO IT. SABRINA: THIS IS SO LOW.
MAURICE: DO YOU WANT TO FIND OUT OR NOT?
ANDI: I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIS WIFE SAYING
THAT HE WAS CONTROLLING, MAYBE THAT IS HIS GAME.
JAVIER: YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. CALVIN: I THINK YOU'RE CUTE.
LET'S DO THIS. YEAH, YOU CAN GET IN THIS, TOO.
OH, MAN. THAT FEELS SO...
SABRINA: WHAT THE HELL?
MAURICE: HEY, GIRL. CALVIN: HEY, SABRINA.
JAVIER: HI.
SABRINA: MAURICE, I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU.
MAURICE: COME ON, SABRINA THE TEENAGE BITCH.
SABRINA: I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF MY HOUSE
BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE.
CALVIN: WAIT. MAURICE: GIRL, YOU LEGAL?
JAVIER: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?
MAURICE: I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE DEPORTED.
CALVIN: WAIT, WHY?
SABRINA: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
CALVIN: MAURICE SAID THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
SABRINA: WHAT WAS MY IDEA?
CALVIN: OH, SHE ACTS LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
[LAUGHTER]
CALVIN: US ALL GETTING IN BED TOGETHER.
GIRL, YOU BETTER COME IN HERE AND GET SOME OF THIS
WITH YOUR FINE ASS.
MAURICE: COME ON, GIRLS.
SABRINA: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.
CALVIN: ARE YOU SURE?
SABRINA: GET OUT! NOW!
CALVIN: I GUESS THE JIG IS UP, GIRLS.
MAURICE: WHAT? DON'T JUDGE ME, I TRIED.
CALVIN: ... IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON...
MAURICE: WELL, IT'S Y'ALL FAULT, PUTTING ME IN THE MIDDLE
OF A HAM SANDWICH.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE THE HAM.
JAVIER: STOP IT, OKAY?
SABRINA: WHAT'S GOING ON?
MAURICE: NOTHING, GIRL, DAMN.
CALVIN: WHAT? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING LIKE THAT?
SABRINA: I THOUGHT THAT...
CALVIN: YOU THOUGHT WHAT?
HMM?
SABRINA: I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE ALL...
CALVIN: CAN'T EVEN SAY IT, CAN YOU?
MAURICE: ... SHE THOUGHT THAT WE WERE ...
SABRINA: MAURICE, CAN YOU PLEASE GET DRESSED AND GET OUT?
CALVIN: NO. TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT.
SABRINA: I THOUGHT--
CALVIN: YOU THOUGHT WE WERE WHAT? HAVING SEX?
SABRINA: YES.
CALVIN: SO THAT'S WHY YOU SET THIS UP?
SABRINA: NO. NO. I DIDN'T SET UP ANYTHING.
I DIDN'T.
CALVIN: YEAH, OKAY.
SABRINA: NO, PLEASE, WAIT. WAIT.
MAURICE: HE MAD, GIRL. SABRINA: I WILL DEAL WITH YOU!
WOMAN: ♪ DON'T MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LET THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪ HOLD ME
♪ MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE GOING OUT TONIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M INTO THE LOVE ♪
SABRINA: CALVIN.
CALVIN: WHAT THE ... SABRINA.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY.
CALVIN: SO YOU DID SET THIS UP?
SABRINA: NO, NO, I DIDN'T.
CALVIN: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU?
SABRINA: I'M JUST TRYING--
CALVIN: HUH? SABRINA: TO FIGURE...
CALVIN: WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?
SABRINA: I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
CALVIN: WHAT IS IT WITH ME?
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH ME?
MAURICE: OH, SHE THINKS YOU'RE ON THE DOWNLOW.
SABRINA: MAURICE!
MAURICE: WHAT, BITCH? I'M DRINKING.
SHIT.
CALVIN: SO WE'RE STILL ON THAT?
MAURICE: YEAH.
SABRINA: GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!
MAURICE: I'M TRYING TO GET DRESSED, SCREAMING AND SHIT.
CALVIN: I THOUGHT WE WENT THROUGH THAT ALREADY?
MAURICE: YES, BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH--
CALVIN: MAURICE, I'M TALKING TO SABRINA.
MAURICE: OKAY. BUT THEN YOU USED THAT VIBRATOR THING
WHEN YOU FINALLY FELL INTO BED. - WAIT, YOU TOLD HIM THAT?
MAURICE: YAS! DEEP.
SABRINA: GET OUT!
MAURICE: JAVIER, BRING ME MY CLOTHES.
CALVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
SABRINA: OH, CALVIN, PLEASE.
I'M SORRY.
GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
GET OUT! GET OUT!
MAURICE: COME ON, JAVIER. SABRINA: GET OUT!
JAVIER: SO THE ROAST IS IN THE OVEN.
JUST BASTE IT AND REHEAT IT, OR IT WILL DRY OUT.
MAURICE: DO YOU THINK SHE CARE ABOUT A ROAST?
SHE'S TRYING TO GET THAT RUMP ROAST.
LET'S GO.
SABRINA: NO, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE.
CALVIN: NO.
SABRINA: WHY?
CALVIN: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE TO ME IS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD LEAVE.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY. I REALLY AM SO SORRY.
CALVIN: YEAH, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
SABRINA: I KNOW. I'M A DAMN FOOL.
CALVIN: IF I WENT OUT THERE RIGHT NOW AND KISSED THAT GUY,
WOULD YOU THINK OF ME DIFFERENTLY?
SABRINA: NO, I WOULDN'T.
CALVIN: YES, YOU WOULD, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP JUDGING ME
THROUGH THAT LITTLE LENS OF YOURS INSTEAD OF LISTENING
TO ME WHEN I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
I'M NOT GAY.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE.
SABRINA: HOW'S THAT?
SABRINA: LOSE MY ... NUMBER. SABRINA: CALVIN.
CALVIN, PLEASE. CALVIN: DON'T--DON'T TOUCH ME.
SABRINA: I'M SORRY.
CALVIN: OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
WHAT IF I WAS GAY?
SABRINA: WELL, I'M--YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
CALVIN: WHAT, YOU'D ASK ME TO LEAVE?
SABRINA: NO. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE HIT ON ME AT THE BANK.
CALVIN: EXACTLY.
SABRINA: I MEAN, BUT YOU COULD BE BISEXUAL.
CALVIN: SO WHAT IF I AM BISEXUAL, HMM?
SABRINA: WELL, THEN YOU WOULD JUST BE WHO YOU ARE.
CALVIN: EXACTLY.
AND YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME, WOULD YOU?
SABRINA: CALVIN. CALVIN: WILL YOU JUST PLEASE
SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND AND STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES?
JUST TALK.
SABRINA: I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH A MAN
WHO LIKES THE SAME THING SEXUALLY THAT I LIKE.
CALVIN: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. FINALLY SOME HONESTY.
I CAN RESPECT THAT.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
SABRINA: HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL?
CALVIN: I DON'T LIKE IT.
SABRINA: WHY? IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE BISEXUAL?
WHAT? CALVIN: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
AND YOU'RE STILL ASKING ME THIS
AFTER I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES NO.
SABRINA: I'M REALLY SORRY.
CALVIN: HEY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
LET'S JUST END THIS, ALL RIGHT? SABRINA: NO, PLEASE, CALVIN.
CALVIN: NO. LET'S--LET'S END THIS.
SABRINA: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
CALVIN: I'M JUST TOO MUCH FOR YOU.
ME, MY TWO DADS,
ME BEING IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE,
MY LACE UNDERWEAR.
HELL, EVEN ME LIKING MY PROSTATE TICKLED.
I'M JUST TOO FREE FOR YOU.
SO LET ME JUST MAKE THIS EASY FOR YOU.
SABRINA: NO. PLEASE DON'T SAY IT. PLEASE DON'T SAY IT.
SABRINA: I REALLY LIKE YOU. CALVIN: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU LIKE ME WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE, NOT WHO I AM.
LET'S JUST STOP THIS.
NOW, I TRIED TO CALL THIS OFF BEFORE,
BUT YOU KEEP ... DRAWING ME BACK IN.
SABRINA: I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M...
CALVIN: LOOK, I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE,
AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
SABRINA: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
CALVIN: I'M SORRY.
SABRINA: PLEASE.
CALVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HOPE YOU FIND A MAN THAT'S NOT IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEELINGS
AND WEARS BOXERS AND CHEWS TOBACCO
AND SPITS WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT SPORTS.
SABRINA: IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I'M AFTER?
CALVIN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFTER,
BUT GO FIND IT BECAUSE IT AIN'T ME.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
SABRINA: DAMN IT.
KAREN: LOOK, I CAN'T--I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS NO MORE, OKAY?
ANDI: I GET IT.
KAREN: WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
ANDI: NO.
KAREN: NO? ANDI: NO.
DANNI: UH, WELL, I--I JUST MET THIS COUNTRY COWBOY
AT THE AIRPORT. ANDI: HMM.
DANNI: I THINK HE WORKS AT THE RODEO.
[LAUGHTER]
I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT HIM SINCE I MET HIM.
ANDI: OOH.
KAREN: YOU SHOULD CALL HIM.
DANNI: WELL, MAYBE.
ANDI: WAIT.
THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN THE RODEO?
DANNI: WHO SAID HE WAS BLACK?
ANDI: [GASPS] NO WAY.
DANNI: WHAT? ANDI: NOT YOU.
MISS I'VE BEEN DOWN WITH THE BROTHERS
AND I REFUSE TO GET A WHITE MAN.
KAREN: RIGHT. DANNI: YES.
KAREN: YOU DOGGED THEM OUT.
ANDI: A HUNDRED PERCENT. KAREN: ALL OF THEM.
DANNI: I MEAN, THIS ONE INTRIGUED ME, THOUGH.
ANDI: OH, I GOT TO MEET HIM.
DANNI: OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LOOK HIM UP,
BUT HE AIN'T GOT NO SOCIAL MEDIA.
HE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE'S A GHOST.
ANDI: WELL, THAT WAS IN POOR TASTE.
DANNI: WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ANDI: I MEAN, YOU SAID HE'S A GHOST.
DANNI: YEAH.
KAREN: AS IN WHITE, DANNI, WHITE.
DANNI: HA HA HA!
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. KAREN: YEAH, OKAY.
DANNI: I DIDN'T. KAREN: OKAY.
DANNI: BUT THAT WAS FUNNY. ANDI: AND RACIST.
DANNI: WELL, YOU SAID IT. ANDI: I DID.
KAREN: WELL, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF HE SAID
HE COULDN'T FIND YOU ON THE DARK WEB.
ANDI: KAREN? DANNI: OH, BITCH GOT JOKES.
KAREN: NO, I'M JUST-- DANNI: GOOD FOR YOU.
KAREN: I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE HER SEE THE POINT, THAT'S ALL.
DANNI: WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
ANDI: HEY, HEY, YOU TWO JUST MADE UP, OKAY?
DANNI: WE CAN BREAK UP AGAIN. KAREN: I'M NOT ARGUING.
ANDI: SO, IS HE CUTE? DANNI: YEAH.
I THINK I'M GONNA CALL HIM.
ANDI: WHEN?
DANNI: TONIGHT. ANDI: OH.
KAREN: YOU JUST MET HIM.
DANNI: SO? I NEED A TUNE-UP.
ANDI: OH. DANNI: YEAH.
KAREN: YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TO KNOW HIM FIRST?
DANNI: I AIN'T GONNA LIKE NO WHITE BOY, YOU KNOW,
HE'S JUST GONNA BE MY DIRTY LITTLE MISTRESS,
LIKE SALLY HEMINGS.
KAREN: OH, HMM.
ANDI: OKAY. DON'T LET HER HAVE IT, DON'T. DON'T.
DANNI: WHAT? KAREN: OKAY.
ANDI: OKAY. KAREN: OKAY.
DANNI: WHAT?
ANDI: NOTHING. YOU CALL HIM.
YOU CALL YOUR LITTLE WHITE BOY.
DANNI: I THINK I WILL ON MY RIDE HOME.
THANK YOU.
KAREN: RIDE HOME. RODEO.
ANDI: HA HA HA!
KAREN: WASN'T THAT FAR, THOUGH.
ANDI: OH, MY BAD. KAREN: YEAH.
ANDI: YEAH, OKAY.
ZAC: Y'ALL ALL RIGHT?
DANNI: DAMN, SHOLE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH IN MY CAR.
ZAC: MY BAD.
DANNI: WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?
ZAC: OUTSIDE.
DANNI: THERE BETTER BE A FULL TANK IN THERE, ZAC.
ZAC: WHATEVER, DANNI. DANNI: WHAT?
ZAC: THERE WASN'T A FULL TANK WHEN I GOT IN IT.
DANNI: MAN, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
ZAC: WHATEVER.
DANNI: GIRL, YOU BETTER GET HIM.
ZAC: YOUR KEYS.
SUP? DANNI: WHAT'S IN THAT BAG?
ZAC: I KNOW YOU KNOW.
GO AHEAD.
DANNI: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT.
ZAC: THANK YOU. DANNI: YOU BELONG IN A TOILET.
ZAC: SOUND LIKE HER.
DANNI: YEAH.
WELL, BYE, GIRL.
ANDI: I'LL CALL YOU LATER?
KAREN: YEAH. ANDI: OKAY.
DANNI: SORRY ABOUT THAT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
KAREN: I THOUGHT YOU WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME.
ZAC: NO.
KAREN: AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK IF I'M OKAY?
ZAC: YOU'RE OKAY.
KAREN: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
ZAC: YOUR GIRLS.
WHENEVER THEY'RE HERE, YOU ALL RIGHT.
KAREN: SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?
ZAC: NO, KAREN. NO.
KAREN: YOU'RE NOT GONNA ASK ME IF I WANT SOME FOOD?
ZAC: YOU WANT SOME FOOD?
KAREN: YEAH, I MEAN...
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU OR...
ZAC: NOTHING.
KAREN: NOTHING?
DON'T DO THAT, ZAC, OKAY?
ZAC: DON'T DO WHAT?
KAREN: DON'T WALK IN HERE WITH AN ATTITUDE,
ACT LIKE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T.
THAT'S A BITCH ASS MOVE.
ZAC: SO WE BACK TO THAT ALREADY?
KAREN: BACK TO WHAT?
ZAC: YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.
KAREN: ZAC, I JUST WENT THROUGH SOME CRAZY-ASS SHIT.
ZAC: OH, I KNOW.
KAREN: WELL?
ZAC: WELL, WHAT?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH OLE BOY.
KAREN: THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, HMM?
ZAC: YEAH, IT IS.
IT'S NOT?
KAREN: I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.
ZAC: SO, SHORTY JUST KILLED HERSELF FOR NO REASON?
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER, OKAY? I DON'T.
ZAC: OH.
SO YOU WAS JUST HUGGING UP ON OLE BOY IN THE HOSPITAL
FOR NO REASON? KAREN: ZAC, ZAC, PLEASE.
ZAC: I WAS THERE. I'M STANDING RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S THE SAME DUDE YOU TRIED TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF.
KAREN: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
ZAC: WHAT?
KAREN: IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.
LET'S JUST SLEEP ON IT, OKAY?
SLEEP ON IT. WHAT?
ZAC: HELENA IS PREGNANT.
SHE CAME TO THE AIRPORT AND TOLD ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY NOTHING?
HELLO?
[DOOR CLOSES]
SO THAT'S--SO THAT'S WHAT WE GONNA DO?
WE GONNA DO THAT? OKAY.
I'M TAKING MY FOOD.
[ENGINE STARTS]
DANNI: TRIFLING BOY AIN'T PUT NO GAS IN THIS CAR.
HE'S TRIFLING.
[SIGHS] OKAY.
LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
[LINE RINGS]
PRESTON: HELLO?
DANNI: PRESTON? PRESTON: DANNI.
DANNI: WHAT THE HELL?
PRESTON: I REMEMBERED YOUR VOICE.
PRESTON: AND I CAN'T FORGET YOURS, EITHER.
PRESTON: WELL, THAT'S FOR CERTAIN.
DANNI: UH, UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
PRESTON: I WAS JUST WORKING ON MY MOTORCYCLE.
DANNI: OH, OKAY.
WELL, UM, I GUESS I'LL--
I CAN CALL YOU BACK SOME OTHER TIME OR--
PRESTON: NO, NO, NO, NO. I CAN TALK. I CAN TALK.
DANNI: OKAY.
PRESTON: SO, HOW ARE YOU?
DANNI: I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.
PRESTON: I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
DANNI: SO, YOU WANT TO TAKE ME TO DINNER?
PRESTON: OH, I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER.
DANNI: OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
PRESTON: WHEN?
DANNI: UM, NOW.
PRESTON: OKAY, OKAY, SURE. I CAN DO THAT.
DANNI: OKAY, GREAT.
I'LL, UH, I'LL TEXT YOU MY ADDRESS.
UM, BE AT MY PLACE AT 8:00.
PRESTON: OKAY.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. GOT TO GO.
PRESTON: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED.
HELLO? HELLO?
LESLIE: HEY.
ANDI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
LESLIE: I BROUGHT WINE.
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW WHAT GIVES YOU THE IMPRESSION
THAT YOU CAN COME TO MY-- LESLIE: CAN WE TALK, PLEASE?
ANDI: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU.
LESLIE: I KNOW A LOT ABOUT HIM.
ANDI: AND I DON'T CARE.
LESLIE: ANDI.
ANDI: WHAT? LESLIE: PLEASE.
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO--
LESLIE: FIVE MINUTES, FIVE MINUTES.
JUST--JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
ANDI: WHAT IS IT?
LESLIE: I THINK WE BOTH GOT HOODWINKED HERE.
ANDI: NO. YOU GOT HOODWINKED?
LESLIE: HE WAS ACTUALLY TELLING THE TRUTH HERE.
ANDI: SO?
LESLIE: SHE ADMITTED THAT TO ME.
ANDI: GOOD FOR HER.
LESLIE: SHE ALSO CALLED AND TOLD ME
THAT HE CAME BACK HOME TO HER.
ANDI: THAT'S GREAT.
LESLIE: AND THAT THEY WERE GOING TO TRY AND MAKE A GO FOR IT.
ANDI: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
LESLIE: SHE SAID THEY ACTUALLY HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME--
ANDI: OKAY, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
LESLIE: BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
ANDI: WHY NOT?
LESLIE: I THINK YOU TOLD HIM TO GO BACK HOME TO HER.
ANDI: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
LESLIE: SO HE CAN MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY FOR YOU.
ANDI: OKAY, THAT'S GOOD INFORMATION.
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
LESLIE: WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE,
YOU WOULD BE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
ANDI: LESLIE, IF YOU THINK--
LESLIE: SHE'S NOT GOING TO JUST LET HIM GO.
ANDI: I DON'T CARE.
LESLIE: YOU DON'T WANT HIM?
ANDI: NOPE.
LESLIE: IT'S OVER, JUST LIKE THAT?
ANDI: JUST LIKE THAT.
LESLIE: WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
I'LL, UH, I'LL LEAVE.
ANDI: PLEASE. LESLIE: THANKS.
ANDI: YEAH.
LESLIE: BUT ANDI, IF, UH, IF HE LEAVES HER
OR HE COMES TO SEE YOU, I WILL KNOW IT.
ANDI: GOOD.
LESLIE: GOOD?
ANDI: YEAH. THEN YOU CAN KNOW THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON.
LESLIE: OKAY.
WELL, YOU ENJOY YOUR NIGHT, ANDI.
ANDI: HMM. THANKS FOR THE WINE.
LESLIE: YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
[WINE POURING OUT]
[DOOR CLOSES]
DANNI: NO, SIR. I DO NOT--
ZAC: DANNI, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
DANNI: UH-UH. I HAVE A DATE.
ZAC: JUST ONE MINUTE, PLEASE. DANNI: I DO...
ZAC: PLEASE, DANNI. DANNI. DANNI: ZAC?
ZAC: DANNI, PLEASE. DANNI: I GOT TO SHOWER.
I HAVE TO GET READY. ZAC: DANNI.
DANNI, PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME.
DANNI: COME RIGHT ON IN, ZAC.
ZAC: THANK YOU. THANK YOU. DANNI: WHAT?
ZAC: THIS DUDE. DANNI: OKAY.
SHE SAID THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON. I BELIEVE HER.
ZAC: I DON'T.
DANNI: BOY.
ZAC: WHAT? DANNI: THAT IS MY GIRL.
SHE WOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH.
ZAC: I HEAR YOU.
DANNI: YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR BABY MOMMA.
ZAC: GO TO HELL WITH ALL THAT.
DANNI: WELL, SHE IS, ISN'T SHE?
ZAC: WHY WOULD HE BE ALL OVER HER AT THE HOSPITAL?
DANNI: ZAC, THE MAN JUST LOST HIS WIFE.
ZAC: HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THEY WERE EVEN TOGETHER?
DANNI: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.
YOU KNOW, YOU GOT SOME NERVE.
ZAC: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL ME?
DANNI: WELL, I FIGURED IT OUT. ZAC: DAMN.
DANNI: OKAY? YOU OUT HERE WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND YOU MAD?
ZAC: I JUST...
DANNI: WH-WHAT?
ZAC: I'M JEALOUS.
DANNI: GOOD FOR YOU. BYE.
ZAC: I DON'T WANT TO BE JEALOUS.
I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
I LOOKED THIS DUDE UP...
DANNI: AND HE PAID? ZAC: YEAH.
DANNI: FINE AS HELL? ZAC: COME ON, DANNI.
DANNI: AND A BALD HEAD. ZAC: COME ON, DANNI.
DANNI: AND A BIG OLE...
ZAC: COME ON, MAN, HOW YOU KNOW THAT?
DANNI: HE HAS BIG ... ENERGY. ZAC: OH, MY GOD.
YO, YOU KEEP THIS UP AND I'M LEAVING.
DANNI: THAT'S THE POINT.
ZAC: YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
DANNI: I HAVE A DATE.
ZAC: JEROME IS NOT COMING OVER HERE.
DANNI: I'M DONE WITH HIM. ZAC: SINCE WHEN?
DANNI: SINCE HE STOPPED RETURNING MY CALLS.
ZAC: HE STOPPED RETURNING YOUR CALLS YEARS AGO.
YOU STILL KEEP TALKING TO HIM.
DANNI: WELL, MY EMAILS.
ZAC: HE NEVER RETURNED THOSE EITHER.
DANNI: WELL, MY DMs.
ZAC: HE DON'T RETURN THOSE, EITHER.
DANNI: OKAY. WELL...
ZAC: OKAY. WHOA. HEY.
DANNI: HEY? MARY, MARTHA.
ZAC: HOW YOU DOING, LADIES? DANNI: SHAKE HANDS WITH THEM.
ZAC: I AIN'T COME HERE FOR ALL THAT.
DANNI: YEAH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. YOU LEAVING?
ZAC: YES. DANNI: OKAY.
ZAC: I'LL SEE YOU LATER. DANNI: THANK YOU.
ZAC: WHOA, DANNI.
DANNI: LEAVE.
ZAC: YOU PLAY TOO MUCH.
DANNI: LOCK THE DOOR!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
DANNI: HI. COME ON IN.
PRESTON: THANKS.
DANNI: WOW.
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: DO YOU WEAR THOSE COWBOY BOOTS EVERYWHERE?
PRESTON: WELL...
DANNI: NOTHING. I MEAN, IT'S JUST GONNA BE FUN.
PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DANNI: I NEVER MET A COWBOY BEFORE.
PRESTON: BUT I'M NOT A REAL COWBOY.
DANNI: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE?
PRESTON: YES, MA'AM.
DANNI: THAT MEANS YOU'RE A COWBOY, TUSCALOOSA.
PRESTON: OKAY.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
DANNI: YOU MET ME AT THE AIRPORT.
PRESTON: THAT'S RIGHT.
DANNI: ARE YOU NERVOUS?
PRESTON: A LITTLE BIT.
DANNI: WHY?
PRESTON: I DON'T KNOW.
DANNI: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SHY.
PRESTON: JUST MORE COMFORTABLE ON THE PHONE, I GUESS.
DANNI: AND DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK?
PRESTON: YEAH. I COOK SQUIRREL AND POSSUM, RACCOON.
DANNI: YUM.
PRESTON: RIGHT, YEAH.
DANNI: OKAY. OKAY.
PRESTON: YOU? DANNI: NO. NO.
PRESTON: OH. WELL, I CAN SHOW YOU.
DANNI: GOOD, BECAUSE I CAN EAT,
BUT I WON'T--I WON'T BE EATING THAT.
PRESTON: YOU'RE FUNNY.
DANNI: SO ARE YOU, TUSCALOOSA.
PRESTON: WELL, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT
OR I CAN COOK FOR YOU HERE.
DANNI: OH, WHY DON'T YOU COOK?
PRESTON: OKAY. WHAT YOU GOT IN HERE?
DANNI: NOTHING.
PRESTON: WE CAN GO TO THE GROCERY STORE.
DANNI: OKAY.
PRESTON: IS THERE ONE NEARBY?
DANNI: COME ON.
UM, DO YOU SMOKE?
PRESTON: NO, MA'AM. I DON'T REALLY LIKE CIGARETTES.
DANNI: NO, I MEANT WEED.
PRESTON: NO, MA'AM. I HEARD THAT'S THE GATEWAY DRUG.
DANNI: MMM. MM-HMM.
YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU
THROUGH A LOT OF NEW GATES, OKAY.
LET'S GO.
YOU GOT YOUR WALLET, COWBOY?
PRESTON: ALWAYS. DANNI: GOOD.
I'MA GRAB MY PURSE.
WHAT WE EATING, TUSCALOOSA?
PRESTON: WHATEVER YOU WANT.
DANNI: THAT'S MY FAVORITE WORDS.
[LINE RINGS]
[RING]
SABRINA: WHERE ARE YOU?
ANDI: I SEE YOU.
SABRINA: WHERE? I DON'T...
GIRL. ANDI: SABRINA.
EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
HEY. SABRINA: THANK GOD.
ANDI: WHAT IS THIS? SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
SOME KIND OF PRIVATE PARTY OR SOMETHING.
ANDI: BUT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE?
SABRINA: BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET ME IN.
ANDI: OH, NO. COME ON.
SAMMY. COME ON. EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
UM, SAMMY. SAMMY: YO.
ANDI: YEAH, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
SAMMY: YO, SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER BOUGHT OUT THE WHOLE SPOT.
ANDI: YEAH, SO I NEED A DRINK. SO LET US IN.
SAMMY: OH, I CAN'T DO THAT. SABRINA: REALLY?
ANDI: AS MUCH AS WE COME TO THIS PLACE, SAMMY, COME ON.
SAMMY: I'M SORRY. ANDI: SAMMY. SABRINA: SAMMY.
SAMMY: I CAN'T DO IT. ANDI: YOU KNOW US.
SAMMY: I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO LOSE MY JOB.
ANDI: WELL, THEN, LET US IN THE CLUB. LET US IN THERE.
SAMMY: I'M SORRY, LADIES. I'M SORRY. ANY OTHER NIGHT--
ANDI: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE... OLONZO: YO, YO, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S UP, BOY? WHAT'S GOOD? YO, THESE TWO WITH ME, MAN.
ANDI: NO, WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GRAVY.
OLONZO: WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP. YOU DON'T WANT TO COME INSIDE?
SABRINA: I DO. I NEED A DRINK.
OLONZO: LOOK-- ANDI: NO, YOU'RE FINE.
OLONZO: YO, YO. COME ON INSIDE. PLEASE.
BE MY GUEST. SABRINA: LET'S GO, ANDI.
OLONZO: COME ON. STOP IT NOW.
SABRINA: YEAH, WE'RE GREAT. LET'S GO.
OLONZO: ALL RIGHT, COOL. SABRINA: THANK YOU, SAMMY.
SAMMY: ALL RIGHT. ALL GOOD, ALL RIGHT?
OLONZO: ALL RIGHT, BOY.
ANDI: I'M NOT GONNA FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS.
SABRINA: OKAY. ANDI: SAMMY.
OLONZO: ALL RIGHT, MAN. KEEP THEM OUT.
WOMAN: HEY.
PRESTON: SO YOU WANT TO GET GRASS-FED BEEF.
DANNI: MM-HMM.
PRESTON: IT'S--IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER FOR YOU.
DANNI: AND HIGH AS HELL WITH ALL THE GRASS.
PRESTON: DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT.
DANNI: OH, OKAY. WELL THEN, GET THREE OR FOUR MORE OF THEM.
PRESTON: DANNI, WE CAN'T EAT ALL THAT.
DANNI: I'M AWARE. I MEAN, LIKE FOR A WEEK.
GOT TO PACK LUNCH.
PRESTON: YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
[WOMEN LAUGH]
DANNI: YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?
PRESTON: HELL YEAH.
DANNI: REALLY?
PRESTON: YEAH, YOU KEEP MAKING ALL THESE JOKES.
DANNI: REALLY? I'M...
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: SO YOU THINK I'M A JOKE?
PRESTON: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DANNI: NO, I MEAN, YOU SAID I'M--I'M A JOKE SO I'M JUST...
PRESTON: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
I SAID YOU KEPT MAKING ALL THESE JOKES.
DANNI: SO I'M A JOKE?
PRESTON: DID I SAY THE WRONG THING?
DANNI: NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE SAYING I'M A JOKE, SO GRAB SOME OF THAT.
PRESTON: NO, I--I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A JOKE.
DANNI: THEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HMM?
PRESTON: I'M TRYING TO SAY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.
DANNI: WHY?
PRESTON: IS THERE A HIDDEN CAMERA ON ME?
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
PRESTON: WHAT HAPPENED?
DANNI: NOTHING. UH, LET'S JUST GO.
PRESTON: GO? DANNI, WHAT HAPPENED?
DANNI: NO, NOTHING. IT'S FINE.
PUT ALL THIS SHIT BACK. I DON'T WANT IT.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. SO...
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: I DON'T WANT IT.
PRESTON: WELL, I CAN DO IT PRETTY.
DANNI: NO, I'M GOOD.
JUST--ACTUALLY, JUST TAKE ME HOME
BECAUSE I GOT ON THESE HEELS SO...
PRESTON: DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
DANNI: IT'S LATE.
I SHOULDN'T BE EATING THIS LATE.
PRESTON: ARE YOU SURE? DANNI: YEAH.
JUST TAKE ME HOME.
PRESTON: ALL RIGHT.
DANNI: SO FUNNY, BITCHES.
OLONZO: SO, LOOK, SO WE'RE PLAYING, RIGHT?
THIS CRAZY INJURY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
ANDI: REALLY?
OLONZO: YEAH, BUT IT WAS THE FOURTH, YOU KNOW.
ANDI: YEAH. DO YOU MIND?
WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT.
OLONZO: OH. WHERE YOU GOING?
ANDI: UM, WE'RE GONNA STAY. YOU'RE GONNA GO. YEAH.
OLONZO: ALL RIGHT. WELL, LOOK, Y'ALL ENJOY YOURSELF.
IF YOU NEED SOMETHING, JUST LET ME KNOW.
ANDI: THANK YOU.
OLONZO: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ANDI: WHY DO WE DO THIS?
SABRINA: GIRL, I KNOW. THIS IS CRAZY.
ANDI: I MEAN, WE JUST--
WE WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THESE LAME-ASS DUDES,
BUT WE END UP SITTING WITH THESE LAME-ASS DUDES.
SABRINA: YEAH. GATHERING MORE TRIFLING-ASS MEN.
JUST TRYING TO FORGET THE MEN IN OUR LIVES.
MAN: THAT'S COLD.
ANDI: WHAT?
MAN: CALLING ALL OF US TRIFLING-ASS DUDES.
ANDI: WELL, IF THE SHOE FITS,
THEN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT, RIGHT?
MAN: MM-HMM.
SO SOME MAN PISSED YOU OFF, HUH?
ANDI: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
MAN: SO YOU'RE STILL MAD AT ME?
ANDI: I DON'T KNOW YOU.
MAN: WHAT? MORRIS HOLLIS.
ANDI: I'M ANDI.
MORRIS: BARNES.
ANDI: YOU KNOW ME?
MORRIS: I'M MORRIS HOLLIS.
ANDI: OH...DAMN.
I--I INTERVIEWED WITH HIS FIRM.
MORRIS: YEAH, SMALL WORLD.
ANDI: YEAH, IT IS. MORRIS: MM-HMM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
WAIT, WAIT, HOLD UP.
DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE OVER HERE TRYING
TO STEAL SOME OF MY CLIENTS? ANDI: NO.
MORRIS: YOU TELL BELLAMY NO WAY, ALL RIGHT? NO WAY.
ANDI: OKAY, I WILL.
MORRIS: OKAY. YOU LADIES HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
ANDI: OKAY.
SABRINA: GIRL.
ANDI: DAMN. SABRINA: DAMN.
HE IS FINE. ANDI: I KNOW.
BUT TALK ABOUT PUTTING MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH.
SABRINA: OH, MY GOD. ANDI: OH, MY GOD.
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THAT YOUNG.
HE HAS TO BE THE SON.
SABRINA: YEAH.
ANDI: IN HERE FLEXING LIKE HE OWNS THE FIRM.
SABRINA: HMM. OKAY.
I'LL TAKE THAT SON OF CEO MONEY.
ANDI: DAMN. OH, HERE COMES OLONZO.
OLONZO: YO, GOT SOME MORE DRINKS, LADIES.
ANDI: HMM. THANK YOU.
OLONZO: YEAH, DRINK UP, DRINK UP.
ANDI: YEAH. APPRECIATE IT.
OLONZO: YEAH. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
ANDI: UM, YOU WERE TELLING ME SOMETHING SO FASCINATING. I FORGOT.
OLONZO: OH, ABOUT MY INJURY. ANDI: YEAH.
OH, I THINK SOMEONE'S CALLING YOU OVER THERE.
LIKE OVER THERE. SABRINA: YEAH.
OLONZO: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ANDI: YEAH.
OLONZO: ALL RIGHT. DON'T GO NOWHERE.
ANDI: YEAH, WE WON'T.
MAN: ♪ GIVE ME YOUR HONOR, SAY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY FRIEND... ♪
DANNI: COULD YOU HURRY UP, PLEASE?
PRESTON: HOLD--HOLD ON.
DANNI: WHAT?
PRESTON: LOOK, DON'T DO THIS.
DANNI: DO WHAT?
PRESTON: LOOK, I NEVER ASK ANYONE OUT.
SO IF YOU DO THIS, IT'LL REALLY MAKE ME
GO BACK IN MY SHELL IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT I DID.
DANNI: IT WASN'T YOU.
PRESTON: WELL, IF IT WASN'T ME, THEN WHAT WAS IT?
DANNI: MAN, I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
PRESTON: DANNI, YOU CAN TELL ME.
DANNI: PRESTON, I DON'T KNOW YOU, SO JUST...
PRESTON: ISN'T THAT ALL THE MORE REASON YOU CAN TELL ME?
DANNI: I SAW THESE GIRLS LOOKING AT ME AND THEN, UH,
AND THEN THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ME.
SO, YOU KNOW...
PRESTON: THAT UPSETS YOU?
DANNI: WHAT...
PRESTON: HELL, MAYBE THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ME.
DANNI: WHY WOULD THEY BE LAUGHING AT YOU?
PRESTON: YOU DON'T SEE THESE BOOTS?
COME ON NOW.
DANNI: I MEAN, USUALLY, I WOULD SNATCH A BITCH,
SO THEY GOT PRETTY LUCKY TONIGHT.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE THAT.
PRESTON: WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SNATCH A BITCH.
DANNI: [LAUGHS]
PRESTON: YOU SEE? I KNEW I COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH.
DANNI: WELL, WHEN WE GET BACK, IF YOU WANT TO COME UP, YOU CAN.
PRESTON: HELL, WE LEFT ALL THE FOOD AT THE STORE.
DANNI: I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY MIND OTHER THAN DINNER.
PRESTON: REALLY?
DANNI: WHAT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
PRESTON: WILL YOU BE GENTLE?
DANNI: [LAUGHS]
HELL NO. NOT AT ALL.
PRESTON: OH, THEN YOU'RE DEFINITELY MY KIND OF WOMAN.
ANDI: OKAY. UM, YEAH?
SABRINA: OH, YEAH. I'M WITH YOU. WAIT.
ANDI: YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES WE CAN RUN FROM OLONZO.
SABRINA: RIGHT. OKAY.
ANDI: LAST SIP. SABRINA: YEAH.
ANDI: MMM. MMM. MMM.
OLONZO: LADIES. ANDI: OH.
OLONZO: I GOT A FEW MORE DRINKS.
ANDI: UM, ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO LEAVE.
OLONZO: WHAT? REALLY? IT'S EARLY, YOU JUST GOT HERE.
ANDI: YEAH. I'M TIRED.
MORRIS: WELL, SHE HAS TO GET UP EARLY TO HANDLE SOME DIVORCE.
OLONZO: WHAT? YOU A LAWYER?
MORRIS: YEAH, HOT SHOT, THE BEST IN TOWN.
OLONZO: DAMN. I KNEW I LIKED YOU.
HEE HEE HEE.
SABRINA AND ANDI: HEE HEE HEE!
ANDI: SORRY. SABRINA: TIRED.
ANDI: UM, YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO--WE HAVE TO GO.
MORRIS: HEY, IF YOU EVER GET TIRED OF OLD SCHOOL,
YOU GIVE ME A CALL, ALL RIGHT?
I GOT A DESK WITH YOUR NAME ON IT.
ANDI: OKAY.
MORRIS: ALL RIGHT. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
SINGER: ♪ SAY HEY ♪
[SONG CONTINUES IN SPANISH]
DANNI: SO...
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
PRESTON: WELL...
DANNI: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
PRESTON: NOTHING.
DANNI: AHEM. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
PRESTON: YOU WANT ME TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF?
DANNI: YES.
PRESTON: OKAY.
DANNI: DAMN.
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: YOU A FINE ...
PRESTON: THANK YOU.
DANNI: COME HERE.
PRESTON: OKAY.
DANNI: ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
PRESTON: NO.
DANNI: ARE YOU SURE?
PRESTON: I JUST... DANNI: WHAT?
PRESTON: I DON'T WANT TO PISS YOU OFF.
DANNI: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT?
PRESTON: I'VE NEVER BEEN WITH A BLACK WOMAN BEFORE.
DANNI: HMM. ALL RIGHT. WELL, WE'RE HUMAN.
PRESTON: I KNOW THAT.
YOUR SKIN IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
DANNI: THANK YOU.
PRESTON: I MEAN, WOW.
DANNI: ALL RIGHT. WELL, WHY HAVE YOU NEVER...
PRESTON: WHERE I COME FROM...
DANNI: OH, SO YOU A RACIST?
PRESTON: NO.
DANNI: TRUMP SUPPORTER? BECAUSE YOU GOT TO GO.
PRESTON: ABSOLUTELY NOT. DANNI: OKAY.
I MEAN, WHY HAVEN'T YOU THEN?
PRESTON: MY FOLKS FROWN ON IT.
SO I COULD NEVER BE WITH THE KIND OF GIRLS
I WAS ATTRACTED TO.
DANNI: PRESTON, THIS IS 2020.
PRESTON: I KNOW, I KNOW. SOME PLACES DON'T CHANGE.
DANNI: OKAY.
WELL, ARE YOU GONNA KEEP TALKING
OR ARE YOU GONNA SHOW ME
THAT EVERYTHING I NEED IS WAITING FOR ME?
PRESTON: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU.
DANNI: THEN DO IT. [CHUCKLES]
WHOO-HOO!
YEE-HAW.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
KAREN: ZAC, GET THE DOOR.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
ZAC!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
YOU DON'T HEAR THE DOOR?
OH, DAMN.
AARON: HI.
KAREN: HI.
AARON: CAN I COME IN?
KAREN: YEAH, OF COURSE.
AARON: THANK YOU.
[DOOR CLOSES]
KAREN: YOU OKAY?
AARON: NO.
KAREN: I'M SO SORRY.
AARON: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
AARON: WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
KAREN: I DON'T KNOW.
AARON: I'M SORRY FOR WHAT HER MOM SAID TO YOU.
KAREN: OH, IT'S--I GET IT. IT'S OKAY.
AARON: NO, IT WASN'T RIGHT.
KAREN: IT'S OKAY. I STILL GET IT.
AARON: LISTEN, I SWEAR WHEN SHE COMES DOWN,
I PROMISE I'LL TELL THAT WE NEVER...
KAREN: DON'T. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?
SHE DON'T KNOW ME, SO IT'S OKAY.
AARON: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M REALLY HERE.
I JUST...
I DON'T KNOW.
KAREN: I MEAN, ALL THAT IS--IS...IS A LOT.
SO...
AARON: ARE YOU OKAY?
KAREN: YEAH. MM-HMM.
AARON: ARE YOU SURE?
KAREN: YEAH.
I'M FINE.
AARON: OKAY.
LOOK, I'M JUST--I'M SORRY.
KAREN: LOOK, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S FINE. JUST...
AARON.
- NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
ZAC: GET YOUR ASS UP OUT OF HERE, BRO. KAREN: NO, NO, NO.
ZAC: NO, NO, DON'T STOP HIM, PLEASE DON'T STOP HIM.
- I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. - YOU HAD QUESTIONS
AND YOU NEEDED ANSWERS.
I KNOW, BUT I SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED.
KAREN: AARON WENT AFTER HIM LIKE HE AIN'T NEVER
SEEN A BIBLE IN HIS LIFE.
ZAC: DANNI! OH, AH!
PRESTON: WHO WAS THAT? DANNI: NOBODY.
MORRIS: YOU LADIES NEED A RIDE?
DANNI: HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK?
MORRIS: IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER.
I HAVE A DRIVER RIGHT OVER THERE.
ANDI: DRIVER. OOH.
ZAC: SO YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT
THAT ALLEGED BABY YOU HAVE IN YOUR ALLEGED STOMACH,
THAT IS MY ALLEGED BABY, ALLEGEDLY?