- I have a date. - With who?
- Ask your lawyer. - Previously on "Sistas"...
Morris: I'm gonna talk about you coming to work for me.
Andi: What about my bar exposure?
Morris: I'm on the bar.
- So you flirting with me? - Yeah.
Olonzo: I guess you could say I'm flirting back.
Maurice: Oh, how about we meet in person?
Zac: Does she really want me to come home?
Danni: Yes.
Morris: The judges settle on your side because you're hot.
Karen: I really hope that you get through this.
Aaron: You got a really good woman here.
Morris: How about we go in the bathroom, do a little blow?
Andi: What if I say no?
Morris: It'll be the worst decision of your life.
Andi: Move! Get the... out of my car.
Stop! Aah! Stop!
No!
Gary?
Gary!
Gary, Gary!
Gary: Uh! Uh! Uh!
Andi: Gary, baby, stop it!
Gary...
- ...you, man. - Baby, stop.
Andi: Baby, stop. Stop!
No! Please don't!
Gary, put it down. Baby, please.
Please, please, please, put it down, baby.
Please, please, please!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Aagh! - Down! Put it down, baby.
Andi: Baby. Gary, Gary, look at me.
Look at me. Ok.
Morris: [Coughing]
Gary: Did he hurt you?
Morris: Oh...
- Did he hurt you? - No. Baby, please...
♪ Let them boys mess around ♪
♪ My love life is a headache ♪
♪ We going out tonight ♪
♪ Because I'm looking for love ♪
Andi: I'm ok. I'm ok. Baby, baby, baby...
- What's going on? - Nothing.
Gary: Just get this damn car out of here, man.
Man: Is he ok?
Gary: Man, did you hear me? Go!
Andi: Baby, baby, listen to me. Listen to me.
I need you to leave him be now.
Gary: Andi, get in the car and go home.
Andi: No. I am not leaving. I am not...
Gary: Andi, get in the damn uber! Go home!
Andi: Baby, not until you relax.
Tell me what you're gonna do.
Morris: Ha ha ha!
Not as sorry as you're gonna be. You hear me?
- Baby... no. Baby! - Just wait.
- Baby, baby, don't. - Oh, yeah. Ha ha!
Morris: Wait until I tell your wife about this.
- I'll... you up, man. - Ha ha ha!
Andi: I need you to leave with me now. Do you hear me?
Gary: I'm fine. I'm fine. Andi, I'm fine!
Andi: No. No. I need you to get in the car with me now.
Gary: I'm calm.
Andi: Baby, baby, baby, we have to go.
- We have to go now, ok? - All right.
Andi: I don't want you to get arrested. Let's go.
- No. Just... - Baby, let's go.
Morris: Go, Gary. Go. Ha ha ha!
[Engine starts]
Gary: ...!
Zac: Sorry about your last one.
I know you had it since college.
It's the same one, though.
Are you gonna say anything to me?
Karen: What you want to hear?
Zac: The truth, Karen.
Karen: About?
Zac: About you and him.
Karen: I already told you, there ain't nothing
going on between us.
Zac: Can I sit?
Did you want anything to happen?
Karen: When's the baby due?
Zac: She lied.
Karen: Did she?
Zac: Yeah.
Karen: Why was you so quick to believe her?
Zac: I did sleep with her...
Karen: Yeah.
Zac: And you knew that.
Karen: That I did.
Zac: We can't keep doing this.
Karen: Tell me about it.
Zac: Like, I'm sorry. You sorry.
Like, we got to do better.
Karen: We do?
Zac: Yes. We do.
Karen: Ok.
Zac: You don't think you're doing nothing wrong?
Karen: No.
Zac: Really?
Karen: Look. I'm not.
What I'm doing is what's wrong with us.
It's not with what I want.
Zac: What... what does that even mean?
Karen: It means that I want a man to love and provide for me.
Zac: I gave you all of my checks.
Like, that's the best I can do.
Karen: Hold on. That's not... I'm not talking about money.
I'm talking about my needs.
Zac: What am I not giving you, Karen?
Karen: I need a man that's gonna make me feel safe...
And if I can't handle it one day, he can.
I need a man that's gonna hold me
through the night, even after he gets a nut.
I need a man to make love to my mind, Zac, not just my body.
Zac: How am I supposed to do that?
Karen: I need a man that I ain't got to tell
how to do that.
Zac: Good luck finding him.
Karen: I have.
Zac: Who, ole boy?
Karen: Look. I never slept with him, ok?
I never wanted to,
but that man sees me, ok?
He looks at me when he talks to me.
I know he's listening to me when I talk.
I know I'm being heard.
Zac: So I don't hear you?
- No. - Yeah. Ok.
Karen: Then tell me the name of that tree, Zac.
Zac: Are we gonna make it, Karen?
Karen: You know, I've been holding on to you,
was afraid to be alone,
wondering if there's anything better out there,
scared to take a chance.
I'm getting too old for that shit,
and I want something better, so...
Zac: Are we gonna make it, Karen?
Karen: You should cash your checks
and try to get yourself a place.
Mm.
[Sighs]
Zac: So we're not gonna make it?
Karen...
Are we gonna make it?
You named the tree Margaret...
After your grandmother...
Because she gave it to you when you were in college.
I hear you.
I always hear you.
[Sighs]
- Ah! - Uh!
- Are you ok? - Yes.
- Did he hurt you? - Gary, I told you, I'm fine.
- Are you sure? - Yes!
- Did he touch you? - No. He didn't.
- Andi, I saw him. - Baby, he tried. He didn't.
Gary:... that son of a bitch, man.
Andi: Baby, you got to calm down, ok?
Gary: All right. Look. Where you going?
Andi: We have to go to the police station.
Gary: No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Andi, we're not...
Andi: Yes. We have to, baby. We have to report this.
- All right. Let me out. - What?
- Let me out the car. - Why?
Gary: Andi, that private eye bitch
is following us, all right?
She put a tracker on your car. Just let me out.
Andi: Well, if she's following us, what difference does it make
if I let you out? No.
Gary: Andi, I lost her, but she has a tracker on your car.
- What? - Yes. That's why...
Gary: Look. I put one on hers. She's 9 blocks back.
Andi: Gary, why did you do that? What, are you serious?
Gary: Yes, yes. I can see her. I can see her.
- Ok. Oh... - All right. Look, look.
Gary: Go to the police, ok?
- Ok. - All right.
Andi: Yes. Be safe, baby.
Gary: I love you so much, all right?
- I love you. - Yeah.
Andi: Baby, be safe.
- Go to the police, ok? - Ok. Ok.
- All right. - All right.
Madea: You got to treat folks right.
Buddy, let me give people their flowers
while they're alive because when they're dead,
ain't nothing you can do about it.
That guilt gonna eat you alive.
I'm telling you a simple a set of things.
Got something you need to tell him? You mad? I mad?
[Cell phone rings]
Sabrina: Hello?
Maurice: Hi.
Sabrina: Hi.
Maurice: I need your help.
Sabrina: What's up? What do you need?
Maurice: I am going to wear these bitches out tonight.
Sabrina: Maurice, what are you up to?
Sabrina: I'm giving them old-lady fashion,
so I need your help.
Sabrina: You're really into these drag shows, huh?
Maurice: Yes. Will you help me?
Sabrina: What do you need?
Maurice: You know that ugly, little,
black hat that you have?
Sabrina: No. I don't.
Maurice: Well, I do. Girl, open the door.
Sabrina: Maurice?
Maurice: I'm just opening your door and walking in.
- What? - Mm-hmm.
Sabrina: What?
Maurice: So can I borrow it?
Sabrina: What do you need to borrow?
I don't have an ugly, black hat.
Maurice: You don't? Heh.
Oh, you don't?
Sabrina: That is not ugly.
Maurice: Ok. It's, um, very...
Whatever. I'm gonna make it look fabulous tonight.
Sabrina: Ok. Fine.
Maurice: Mm.
No, girl.
Sabrina: What?
Maurice: You are not going to sit here eating chocolate
and watching old Tyler Perry movies.
Sabrina: Leave me alone. I'm just relaxing.
Sabrina: Uh-uh. You need to come.
Sabrina: Where?
Maurice: To the show, to the club.
It'll be so much fun.
Sabrina: To see a bunch of guys dressed up as women?
Maurice: Bite your tongue, bitch. We are entertainers.
It's more than that.
Sabrina: I'm just gonna stay in.
Maurice: [Scoffs]
Ok. Well, you and Madea and those chocolates
can stay here and get fatter by the minute.
Sabrina: I'm not fat.
Maurice: Well, I am, bitch.
Give me one of these chocolates.
Mmm, so good, nougat.
Sabrina: Ok. Go enjoy yourself.
Maurice: I will, me and Olonzo.
Heh. Mm mm.
Sabrina: I don't like that, Maurice.
Maurice: I know you don't.
Sabrina: I mean, why is he calling you, anyway?
Maurice: Well, maybe somebody likes me for once.
Sabrina: I don't know. This feels different.
Maurice: Why?
Didn't Calvin like me?
Sabrina: Yeah, but, I mean, you know,
Calvin has two dads, and you guys bonded over that.
This guy...
Maurice: I can handle him.
Sabrina: Are you sure?
Maurice: Darling, I've been gay all my life.
Trust me. I can handle him.
Sabrina: Ok.
Maurice: I will text you the address
if you decide to be tired of these reruns.
Sabrina: Ok. Thank you,
and make sure you bring my hat back in one piece, ok?
Maurice: I will, although...
It can't get any uglier than what it is now.
Bye, bitch.
Madea: Listening to you talk to this man
like he's worse than any animal under the sea.
Do not do that, honey.
Sabrina: Ha ha! "Hellur." Ha!
Zac: Hey.
Andi: Hi.
Zac: What's up?
Andi: Is Karen home?
Zac: Yeah. She's in the back.
Karen?
[Knocks on door]
Karen?
Yo, she called you. You go knock on it.
Andi: She didn't call me.
Zac: Whatever.
Andi: Karen?
[Knocks on door]
Karen? Hey, hey, hey.
Karen: Hey, what's going on?
Andi: Could you come with me to the police station?
Karen: Yeah. What happened?
Andi: I was attacked.
Karen: By who?
Andi: By him.
Karen: Morris?
Girl, are you ok? You ok?
Andi: I'm ok. Mm-hmm.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Zac: Did he hurt you?
Andi: I'm fine. I'm ok.
Zac: Who is this dude?
- Can we just go? - Yeah, yeah. Yes.
Karen: Let me just get my purse.
Aw, damn. All right. Come on.
We'll, uh... come on.
Zac: Karen...
- Zac. - I'm going.
Karen: Ok. Let's just... Come on.
[Knocks on door]
Danni: Zac, I'm gonna cuss your ass out.
Sabrina: It's me.
Danni: Oh, hey.
Sabrina: What are you doing?
Danni: Laying here feeling myself.
Sabrina: Well, come on.
Danni: No.
Sabrina: You don't even know what I want to do.
Danni: I don't care. I'm tired.
Sabrina: But this will be fun.
Danni: Just because your ole boy is not calling you,
don't come in here and drag me out the house.
Sabrina: That's exactly the right word. Mm-hmm.
- What are... - Drag.
Danni: What are you talking about?
Sabrina: Maurice is having a drag show tonight,
and he invited me.
Come.
Danni: No. I don't want to do that.
Sabrina: Since when don't you want to be
in a room full of men?
Danni: I want to be around men that want me.
Sabrina: Danni, come, please.
Danni: Why don't you go by yourself?
Sabrina: I don't want to go by myself.
Danni: Girl, it's gay dudes. You couldn't be safer.
Sabrina: Come on, Danni.
Danni: Look. I worked all day today,
and I got to work tomorrow, ok?
Sabrina: Ok. Fine...
Danni: Thank you.
Sabrina: But I'm gonna remember this
the next time you want to go out.
Danni: I know. I know.
Sabrina: Mm-hmm. What you got in here to eat?
Danni: Nothing.
Sabrina: Damn.
Danni: Don't judge, ok? I'm on a diet.
Sabrina: Of weed and soda?
Danni: It's working, ain't it?
Sabrina: Well, when you gonna see Mr. Rodeo again?
Danni: I haven't texted him back yet.
Sabrina: Why not?
Danni: He be sweating me. You know, I don't like that.
Sabrina: Danni, he seems like a nice guy.
Danni: He has no swag, none.
Sabrina: Ok.
Danni: What you doing?
Sabrina: I'm inviting him over.
Danni: Sabrina...
Sabrina: Oh. Yep, so he can come over tonight.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
Danni: How did you even get my passcode?
Sabrina: Girl, we all have your passcode.
Danni: Ok. Mm-hmm.
Sabrina: What are you doing?
Danni: Oh, telling him that I'm busy
and I'm tired and we'll talk later.
Sabrina: Ok. Fine.
You just be here by your damn self, then.
Danni: Listen. I've gots options, ok?
Sabrina: I know.
Danni: I choose to be here by myself...
Sabrina: I get it.
Danni: And just because you ain't got none,
don't be mad at me, ok?
Sabrina: Mm. Ok. I am out of here.
[Cell phone chimes]
I will talk to you later.
Danni: Damn. He's texting me, "when?" Already.
Sabrina: Good. Enjoy.
- I hate you. - I love you.
Danni: Oh, my gosh.
Karen: Don't touch her.
Zac: Andi...
You ain't say nothing the whole car ride.
You sure you're all right?
- Zac... - What?
Karen: The reason she hasn't said nothing
is because you here.
- Karen. - What? He needs to know.
Zac: Fine. I'll take a walk.
- Thank you. - [Grunts]
Karen: [Sighs]
Andi: Y'all still in a bad place?
Karen: Worse every day.
Andi: I'm sorry.
Karen: What happened, huh?
Andi: Told you I was meeting with him, right,
so I met him,
and, uh, we were talking.
Then he starts insulting me
and telling me that the only reason why I'm where I am
is because of my ass and tits.
- Yeah. - What?
Andi: Yes,
and then he says,
"you should come to the bathroom with me
so we can do cocaine and have sex."
Karen: Damn, girl.
Andi: Yeah. He...
He said that he was gonna stop me from getting disbarred.
He's on the board, apparently.
Karen: Andi...
Andi: So I... I leave the club,
and I go to my car,
and I notice it's blocked in, so I'm sitting in my car.
He gets in the car and starts threatening me
and tries to put his hands up my dress.
Karen: Andi...
Did he rape you?
Andi: No.
Gary was there.
Karen: What?
Andi: He came out of nowhere.
He pulls him out of the car, and he starts beating him.
He almost killed him.
Karen: Andi, uh...
Andi: Yeah. I had to stop him. I had to stop Gary.
Karen: Oh, my god.
Andi: I can't believe Morris almost raped me,
so I'm here so that I can put it on the record...
Karen: Yeah. Tell them everything, every detail, ok?
Andi: If they ever see me.
Karen: Ok. Just hold on, ok? Excuse me.
My friend has been assaulted, ok?
We need to get some help.
Man: Uh, yes.
I'll have an officer come out and talk to her.
Karen: Ok.
They sending somebody over, ok?
Andi: Ok. Thank you.
Karen: I'm sorry.
Andi: Thank you for being here for me.
Karen: Oh, girl, are you serious?
Of course.
- Karen... - Hmm?
Andi: Can you keep this between you and me?
Karen: No, no. I'm not gonna tell the girls. Stop it.
Ever. Stop.
Gosh.
Andi: So why was he looking like that?
- Who? - Zac.
- Oh. - What did he do?
Karen: Besides tearing up my place and fighting?
Andi: Heh. Yeah.
Karen: Oh, it's Aaron, just...
- What about him? - I don't know. It's...
- Karen. - What?
Andi: That man is in a lot of pain.
Karen: I know.
Andi: You cannot trust someone who's in that much pain.
- You can't trust it. - I know. I know.
Andi: So do you want to see him?
Karen: What do you mean?
Andi: You know what I mean. Do you want to date him?
Karen: I don't know, ok? I don't. I just...
Girl, I know that every time he's around,
I don't want him to leave.
Andi: And what about Zac?
- Shit. - What?
Karen: Girl, it is what it is. You know that.
Andi: Yeah. I know. Sorry.
Karen: No. It's ok. You're dealing with this.
Andi: Yeah, but listen. I'm just here with you.
Karen: You were, and I thank you for that.
Andi: Mm.
So tell me, what's going on?
Karen: Mm. Ok.
To be honest, I'm just tired of this relationship
being so damn hard, ok?
Andi: Are there any relationships that are easy?
Karen: It's got to be. It's got to be.
- Mm, I don't know. - Shit, is it us?
Andi: No.
Karen: Are you sure?
Andi: No. Ok. It... No. It's not us.
I mean, if it's us,
then we got way bigger problems than relationships.
Karen: Tell me about it.
- Andrea Barnes? - Yes?
- Hi. - Hi.
Juliet: I'm officer Harris. Come this way.
Andi: Ok. Thank you.
[Clears throat]
[House music playing]
Man: Hey, can I get you a drink?
Sabrina: Uh, yes. I'll take a wine.
Man: Yeah. Coming right up.
Sabrina: Do you know where Maurice is?
- Who? - Maurice.
Man: Um, I don't know a Maurice.
Sabrina: He's, like, tall, black,
and just, like, a little bit in...
Man: Oh, you mean Dominique delicious extravaganza?
Sabrina: I'm sorry. Who?
Man: Wait. You've never seen him here before?
Sabrina: No. It's my first time.
- First time, huh? - Yeah.
Man: Well, it's a lot of fun.
Sabrina: Seems like it.
Man: All right, so we doing white or red?
Sabrina: Who's that?
Man: Ha! That's an old picture.
Sabrina: Yeah, but what's his name?
Man: It's Calvin.
Sabrina: Is he a stripper or...
Man: Oh, no. He's just... He's just doing that.
So you want white or red?
- White. - Ok.
[Pouring]
Man: Hey, he'll be on in a minute.
Sabrina: Who?
Man: Yeah. Calvin.
Sabrina: Is he stripping?
Man: No. He's performing.
Sabrina: Why?
Man: Oh, he was just doing it, you know?
Maybe he lost a bet.
Sabrina: Oh, ok.
Man: Hey, so who did your sex change?
Because you look amazing.
Sabrina: I was born this way.
Man: We all were, honey. Ha ha!
- Oh, keep the change. - Oh, thank you. Oh, thanks.
Rayah: What are you doing?
Zac: Nothing.
Rayah: You don't see that sign?
Zac:...
Rayah: Yo, now you're littering.
Zac: I'm sorry.
Rayah: Yo, put your hands up against the car.
Zac: Are you serious?
Rayah: Put your hands up against the car.
Zac: All right.
Rayah: Ask you more than once?
Zac: Damn.
Damn.
Rayah: You got an I.D.?
Zac: In my back pocket.
Rayah: Zachary? What kind of bitch name is Zachary, huh?
You go by Zac, huh?
Zac: Yes.
Rayah: Yes? Yes who? Yes, ma'am, huh?
Zac: Yes, sir... I mean, ma'am.
Rayah: You have any sharp weapons on you, Zac?
Zac: No.
Rayah: Are you sure? I'm gonna frisk you.
Zac: I don't got nothing in my pockets.
Rayah: Not even money, huh? You broke?
Zac: Come on.
Come on, man. What the hell, yo?
Rayah: What's this?
Zac: It's my...
Rayah: Mm-hmm. Oh, really?
Zac: Are you done? Come on, man.
Rayah: Yo, shut up before I shoot your ass.
Zac: What?
Rayah: Turn around and look at me.
Zac: My hands are high. I'm turning around.
I'm not a threat.
That's not funny. That is not funny.
Rayah: Is that all you got to say to me?
Zac: How are you?
Rayah: Yeah. How about "I'm sorry"?
Zac: I'm... I'm sorry.
Rayah: Yeah.
Zac: And you a cop now.
Rayah: Yeah. I am.
- Wow. - Wow what?
Zac: No. You just look completely different.
Rayah: Oh.
I'm not that girl from high school
that you used to make fun of...
Zac: I was stupid...
Rayah: Oh, and then you had sex with me,
and you never called me...
Zac: And I was a douchebag.
Rayah: And you're still a douchebag.
Zac: No. I'm not a douchebag. I was 16. Come on.
Rayah: You got a record?
- One charge. - Mm.
Rayah: Well, Zac, even though you never called me back
and I never... listen... I never forgot about that
and I never forgot about you.
Zac: Look. I'm sorry.
Rayah: Mm. Yeah. I bet you are.
Zac: You look nice, though.
Rayah: Oh, thank you. Living life.
- What's your life like? - Just as you see it.
Zac: You look happy.
Rayah: I am happy, but you don't.
Zac: Thanks.
Rayah: No. You used to have this...
This boyish thing I used to like about you.
I don't see it.
Zac: It's been a rough couple days.
Rayah: Mm. Rough?
Why don't you give me a call? Let me...
I ain't gonna shoot you, man.
Zac: You see, you thought that shit was funny.
- That wasn't funny, man. - I ain't gonna shoot you.
Rayah: I'm gonna give you my card.
I want you to call me. We can catch up.
- You sure? - Yeah. I'm sure.
Rayah: It was so good seeing you, Zac.
- Likewise. - Yeah,
Rayah: And don't let me catch you out here smoking
because I will shoot your ass and I'll arrest you.
- I might take that chance. - You like handcuffs?
- If you're using them. - I'm using them.
- I've been a bad boy. - Yeah. I bet you have.
Zac: I've been a bad boy.
Rayah: I bet you have with that charge.
Call me.
Zac: I got you.
Danni: Damn. Got shit in here to eat.
[Cell phone chimes]
Damn!
You a bugaboo.
[Sighs]
[Chime]
Damn.
[Chime]
..., stop. You just met me.
Oh, my gosh.
[Chime]
Hell, no.
[Chime]
Oh...
He better be at anot... Is that my door?
Oh, Jesus.
Preston: Hey.
Danni: What are you doing here?
Preston: Well, I, uh... I just couldn't wait to see you.
Danni: Preston, I didn't text you back. I don't...
Preston: But you said you wanted to see me.
Danni: Well, you know, I've been busy, so...
Preston: Well, I brought food so I could cook.
Danni: This is not how you get a girl.
Preston: I bought steak and potatoes.
- Steak? - Yeah.
Danni: What kind of steak?
Preston: Fillet and all the extras
that you left at the store.
Danni: Hmm.
Preston: What?
Danni: No. Come on in.
Preston: Thank you.
Danni: We got to lay some ground rules first.
Preston: All right.
Danni: If I don't text you back, don't come over here...
Preston: Ok.
Danni: And you got to call first...
Preston: Ok.
Danni: And stop texting me so much.
Preston: I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to hear from me.
Danni: I've just met you...
Preston: I get that.
Danni: Ok, so slow down.
Preston: I'm sorry.
I just don't know how to play this dating game.
Danni: It's not a game, ok?
You're too on me. Like, lay off...
Preston: All right. I'm sorry.
Danni: And stop apologizing so much, ok?
Own your shit. Just relax.
Preston: Ok.
Danni: You are too fine to be this damn green, Alabama.
I don't...
Preston: Look. I'll try to do better.
Danni: Well, you better.
Preston: You think you could teach me?
Danni: Yes.
Preston: Ok. Well, now that we cleared that up,
do you mind if I start cooking?
Danni: Absolutely, straight away. Heh.
Oh, here.
Preston: All right. These are you for you.
Danni: Mm-hmm. Thank you.
Preston: Thank you.
Danni: I prefer a naked chef.
Preston: That may cause a problem with the hot stove.
Danni: ♪ naked chef, naked chef ♪
Preston: Ok. Ok. All right. I can do that.
Danni: Ok. I think you can make this whole thing work for me.
Preston: Yes, ma'am.
Woman: ♪ you got me like hell ♪
Danni: Ah, I think this is gonna be
a good night, after all.
Woman: ♪ boy, you got me like hell, yeah, hell, yeah ♪
Morris: Uh! Ah! Son of a bitch. Oh!
Robertson: So you ok?
Morris: No. I'm not ok. I was attacked.
Robertson: Do you need an ambulance?
Morris: No. I don't need an ambulance.
I need you to arrest this son of a bitch.
Robertson: Ok. Well, we'll get an officer
to come up and take your report.
Morris: No. I don't need a report.
I need you to go get him. I know exactly where he is.
Robertson: Ok. All right. One moment.
Morris: Damn!
Robertson: Are you sure you don't need a doctor?
Morris: Damn it, no.
Robertson: All right.
- Morris? - Yeah?
Jasmine: What the hell happened?
Morris: Did you tell him where you were coming?
Jasmine: Oh, he wasn't home.
Morris: Did you tell him... Did you text him or anything?
Jasmine: No. I didn't. What happened?
Morris: He was with her.
Jasmine: What?
Morris: They were together.
I confronted her, and he went ballistic.
Uhh!
[Winces]
Jasmine: Are you ok?
Morris: I'm ok, but that bitch is going to jail. You hear me?
He's going to... jail.
Jasmine: Damn. I cannot believe he was with her.
Morris: Yeah, that bitch.
Uhh! Uhh!
Jasmine: I can't believe he was with her.
Juliet: Ok. We have all we need.
Karen: All right.
Andi: Ok. Thank you.
Juliet: Sure,
and you don't need to go to the doctor?
Andi: No. I'm fine.
Juliet: Ok.
Jasmine: Sleeping with that damn slut
and lying to my damn face.
She's supposed to be a lawyer.
Ok.
Morris: Nngh! Nngh! Ohh...
Jasmine: Come here. Come here.
Morris: Ohh...
Juliet: One more thing.
Andi: Sure.
Juliet: We want to get DNA from under your fingernails.
Andi: Ok.
Juliet: I'll get that kit. I'll be right back.
Karen: Thank you.
Andi: Thank you.
[Cell phone vibrates]
[Door closes]
Andi: What?
Karen: Zac. He's texting.
Andi: Oh. What's he saying?
Karen: Come see him.
Andi: Oh. Go. Go see him.
Karen: No. No. I'm here with you.
Andi: No. Go ahead. It may be important.
Karen: No. It's more of his bullshit. Trust me.
[Cell phone vibrates]
Andi: Karen...
Karen: He's texting again.
Andi: Karen, you should go.
I'm fine. I'm here. I'm safe.
I'll be ok.
Karen: Ok. I'm coming right back, ok?
Andi: I know. I know. I know.
Karen: Down the hall.
- Ok. - Thank you.
Karen: Of course.
Get you out of here. Love you, girl.
Andi: Mm-hmm.
Zac: [Clears throat]
Karen: What is it, Zac?
What are you doing? What the hell?
Zac: Shh shh shh.
Karen: Look. I'm with...
Zac: Chill. Hmm.
Karen: What the ...?
Zac: You see him over there?
Karen: What about him?
Zac: I think that's the guy.
Karen: What?
Zac: I think that's the guy.
- How do you know? - Keep your voice down.
Zac: I heard her say something about her husband and a lawyer.
Karen: Oh, shit.
- What? - Nothing.
- What's going on? - Nothing. I said nothing.
Andi: [Sighs]
Karen: Andi...
[clears throat]
Andi...
Andi: What, what, what, what?
Karen: Uh, I think he's... I think he's here.
- Who? - Morris.
- What? - Yeah.
Andi: Ok. Um, we have to tell the officer
when she gets back because...
Karen: Look. So is Gary's wife.
- What? - Yeah.
Andi: Damn.
Karen: It's ok. We'll just...
Let's just get the kit done, and then we'll leave, ok?
- And then we'll leave? - Yes.
Andi: I don't... I don't want to see him right now.
Karen: I know. I know. It's fine, ok? I got you.
Man: Ok, bitches. I got a treat for you,
haven't seen him in a long time,
but he's here for something special,
so get your dollar bills ready.
Here is pretty Ricky.
[Cheering and applause]
[Jason Bertrand's "I want my country back" playing]
Calvin: I want to do this for the man that I love.
Bertrand: ♪ son, I woke up this morning ♪
♪ with a pounding in my head ♪
♪ from that song coming out of that radio ♪
♪ another feeble attempt at 3 chords and the truth ♪
♪ where did my country... ♪
Javier: [Whispers] Sabrina.
Sabrina: Oh, Javier, hi.
Javier: What are you doing here?
Sabrina: Well, I was here to meet Maurice.
Javier: I don't know where that bitch is.
Sabrina: Me, either.
Well, I think that I probably need...
Javier: Isn't Calvin doing a great job?
Sabrina: Yeah. Yeah. He is.
Javier: Mm-hmm.
Bertrand: ♪ my heroes have always been cowboys ♪
♪ like Willie, Waylon, haggard, and cash ♪
♪ I've been longing for the days... ♪
Sabrina: You know what?
I'm-I'm gonna go ahead and take this.
Javier: You're leaving?
Sabrina: Mm-hmm.
Javier: You sure you don't want to stay and talk to Calvin?
Sabrina: No. I think I've seen all I needed to see.
Can you tell Maurice that I came?
- Ok. - All right. Bye.
Javier: Bye.
Bertrand: ♪ I want my country back ♪
Javier: Whoo!
[Cheering and applause]
Maurice: Where is this boy?
Olonzo: Ohh...
Maurice: Hi.
Olonzo: What's up?
Maurice: Thought you were gonna stand me up.
Olonzo: No. I wouldn't do that to you.
Maurice: Hmm.
Olonzo: Look at you.
Maurice: You like?
Olonzo: Let's talk.
Maurice: Ok.
Olonzo: You smoke?
Maurice: Um, no, I don't...
- Ok. - But give it here.
Hmm.
[Coughs]
Olonzo: So you a fag, huh? That's you.
Maurice: No. I'm a gay man.
A fag is not something that you call someone.
Olonzo: I apologize. I don't know nothing about this shit.
Maurice: Well, that's very offensive.
- I got it. - Yeah.
Olonzo: Let me put it this way. So you into dudes?
Maurice: Yes.
Olonzo: And you proud about that shit?
Maurice: Why wouldn't I be?
Olonzo: Because that's some sick shit.
Maurice: Ok. I understand.
Olonzo: Where your bitch ass going?
Maurice: I'm going to have fun with my friends.
- You ain't going nowhere. - Man, look.
Olonzo: What you gonna do, huh? What you gonna do?
I am so tired of you mother... Making us black men look bad.
I ought to beat your ass right now.
Maurice: You don't want to do that.
Olonzo: What the... You gonna do about it, huh?
Maurice: Listen, man. Just...
Olonzo: What you gonna do about it?
Uh! Huh! Uh!
Oh! Oh!
Sabrina: Next on "Sistas"...
Olonzo: You ain't going nowhere.
Javier: I thought you were gone.
Sabrina: Mm, nope.
Preston: You need me to be a sparring partner.
You want me to say things that aren't nice.
- What do you think about me? - Zac, stop.
- I'm talking to her. - And I'm talking to you.
Andi: If you want to be with that man, then be with him,
and if you don't, leave him.
Karen: Speaking of making choices...
Maurice: This is the one and only Maurice.
You know what to do.
Aaron: You didn't make somebody kill themselves.
Karen: I think you need to talk to someone.
Aaron: I am talking to someone.
Karen: I think you should talk to someone who knows what...
♪♪