GARY: GET THE HELL OUT!
ANDI: GARY!
PREVIOUSLY ON "SISTAS"...
[GRUNTS]
NO! [SCREAMS]
ZAC: ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT, KAREN?
KAREN: YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET YOURSELF A PLACE.
MAURICE: HOW ABOUT WE MEET IN PERSON?
SABRINA: WHY IS HE CALLING YOU, ANYWAY?
MAURICE: I CAN HANDLE HIM. PRESTON: HEY.
DANNI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? OLONZO: YOU A FAG, HUH?
MAURICE: I'M A GAY MAN.
A FAG IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU CALL SOMEONE.
JASMINE: I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WAS WITH HER.
MORRIS: HE'S GOING TO JAIL.
KAREN: HE'S HERE. ANDI: WHO?
KAREN: MORRIS.
JAVIER: ISN'T CALVIN DOING A GREAT JOB?
CALVIN: I WANT TO DO THIS FOR THE MAN THAT I LOVE.
SABRINA: YEAH, HE IS.
OLONZO: I'M SO TIRED OF YOU MAKING US BLACK MEN LOOK BAD.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HUH?
YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE! YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!
TAKE THAT! HUH!
[GRUNTING]
♪ BUT MY GIRLS HOLD ME DOWN WHEN THEM BOYS MESS AROUND ♪
♪ WHEN MY LOVE LIFE IS A HEADACHE ♪
♪ WE GOING OUT TONIGHT
♪ 'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR LOVE [ECHOES]
PRESTON: SO WHEN I RODE MY FIRST STEER, I WAS ONLY ABOUT...
[PHONE RINGS]
GIRL, I AM SO MAD.
DANNI: I'M MAD, TOO.
SABRINA: WHY ARE YOU MAD?
OH, HEY, UM, THAT'S IT, BABY.
I LIKE MY STEAK WELL DONE. THANK YOU.
SABRINA: IS HE THERE? DANNI: YES, THANK YOU.
OKAY, ENJOY IT. I CAN CALL YOU LATER.
GIRL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? AIN'T NOBODY HITTING ON YOU?
NO, GIRL, I'M HERE, BUT MAURICE NEVER SHOWED UP.
FIGURES.
AND GUESS WHO WAS ON STAGE.
DANNI: WHO? SABRINA: CALVIN.
DANNI: WHAT? SABRINA: YEAH.
DANNI: WHAT'S HE DOING? SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
LIP-SYNCING SOME DAMN COUNTRY SONG.
WHAT?
GIRL, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S MEN PUTTING MONEY IN HIS POCKETS.
WHAT? [CHUCKLES]
SABRINA: THIS ISN'T FUNNY, DANNI.
DANNI: YES, IT IS.
NO, IT'S N--
DANNI: GIRL, WHERE ARE YOU? SABRINA: I'M IN MY CAR.
DANNI: ARE YOU LEAVING?
HELL YEAH, I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE.
DANNI: NO.
SABRINA: NO, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DANNI: GO BACK IN THERE.
SABRINA: I'M NOT DOING THAT.
DANNI: GO IN THERE AND TIP HIS ASS.
TIP? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GO IN THERE WITH SOME NICKELS AND TIP HIM.
DANNI, THAT'S NOT--NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
YEAH. GO RIGHT TO THE FRONT OF THE STAGE
AND PUT SOME NICKELS IN HIS POCKET.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU. OKAY.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT.
[KEY IN IGNITION ALARM SOUNDING]
DANNI: IS IT READY?
SURE IS.
GOOD.
SINGER: ♪ NOW THE HEART OF COUNTRY... ♪
JAVIER: FEELS A LITTLE WEIRD DOING THIS.
BARTENDER: YOU LOOK GOOD, TOO.
JAVIER: AHEM.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE.
SABRINA: HMM, NOPE.
RECORDING: ♪ BRING A FIRE, I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY ♪
♪ MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS... ♪
SABRINA: CAN YOU WATCH MY PURSE?
JAVIER: SURE.
RECORDING: ♪ ...HAGGARD AND CASH
♪ I'VE BEEN LONGING FOR THE DAYS WHEN THAT OLD MUSIC ♪
♪ GETS PLAYED, AND I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK ♪
♪ I SAID I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK ♪
[SONG ENDS]
DRAG QUEEN: GIVE IT UP FOR OUR COUNTRY BLACK MAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
CALVIN: NOW, YOU GUYS KNOW
THAT MY DAD'S BEEN BRINGING ME HERE FOR YEARS.
YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN ME GROW UP
AND KEPT ME OUT OF TROUBLE
AND GOT ME INTO SOME TROUBLE. I'M TALKING TO YOU, DIMPLES.
DRAG QUEEN: OH, YES. WE DID BEAT A BITCH DOWN.
[LAUGHS]
CALVIN: WELL, YOU GUYS KNOW MY DAD'S HERE.
GIVE IT UP FOR MY DAD. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
CALVIN: NOW, NOW, NOW.
NOW HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL,
BUT YOU KNOW HIS BABY BOY HAD TO BREAK HIM OUT
SO HE COULD COME HERE AND DO WHAT HE LOVES...
AND DO WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY,
AND ALL YOU GUYS MAKE HIM HAPPY, SO THANK YOU.
DRAG QUEEN: WE LOVE YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND, LOOK, WE KNOW
THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE HERE IS BECAUSE...
JAVIER: CALVIN'S ONLY DONE THIS TWICE.
ONE TIME HE WAS A STRIPPER TO RAISE MONEY
FOR THIS QUEEN WHO WAS IN THE HOSPITAL,
AND THIS TIME, FOR HIS DAD.
SABRINA: WOW.
JAVIER: YOU GONNA GO AND SAY HI?
SABRINA: I'M GONNA GO. JAVIER: YOU SURE?
SABRINA: YEAH. YOU CAN FINISH MY DRINK.
JAVIER: OKAY.
HARRIS: THANK YOU. KAREN: I'M SORRY.
IS THERE A BACK WAY OUT OF HERE?
HARRIS: YES. WHY?
KAREN: I THINK HE'S HERE.
HARRIS: WHAT?
KAREN: UH...
THE MAN WHO DID THIS, I THINK--I THINK HE'S HERE.
HARRIS: THE MAN THAT ASSAULTED YOU
IS IN THE LOBBY?
KAREN: YES.
HARRIS: COME WITH ME.
IT'S OKAY. I NEED YOU TO IDENTIFY HIM.
KAREN: OKAY. I GOT YOU.
ANDI: I DON'T WANT TO IDENTIFY HIM.
KAREN: I GOT YOU. HARRIS: LET'S GO.
KAREN: I DO. TRUST ME.
HARRIS: CAN YOU POINT HIM OUT TO ME?
KAREN: THERE. ANDI: THAT'S HIM.
HARRIS: SIR. STAND UP.
MORRIS: WHAT THE HELL?
HARRIS: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
MORRIS: I'M A LAWYER.
HARRIS: [SCOFFS] CONGRATULATIONS.
NOW STAND UP AND PUT YOUR HANDS
BEHIND YOUR BACK. MORRIS: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO?
ANDI: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. MORRIS: THIS BITCH IS A LIAR.
JASMINE: HOLD ON, WAIT. YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE HER?
MORRIS: SHE IS.
HARRIS: I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU AGAIN.
HARRIS: STAND UP!
MORRIS: FINE. [JASMINE SIGHS]
MORRIS: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A BITCH.
HARRIS: SIR! MORRIS: YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS COUNTRY--[GROANS]--
EVER AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?
I'MA MAKE SURE OF THAT. HARRIS: SIR, NOW
YOU MAY WANT TO REMAIN SILENT.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN THE COURT OF LAW.
MORRIS: YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN A COURT OF LAW,
TELL HOW THIS BITCH SEDUCED ME
AND HER LOVER ATTACKED ME!
THAT'S RIGHT!
OH, YEAH!
JASMINE: HEH! EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH--
KAREN: COME ON. COME ON. JASMINE: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M COMING FOR YOU. KAREN: SHUT UP.
JASMINE: YOU KNOW WHAT? I PROMISE YOU,
THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. THIS IS THE WHORE
THAT WAS SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND!
DANNI: WELL, DAMN.
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: NO, THAT WAS GOOD.
PRESTON: DIDN'T I TELL YOU I COULD COOK?
DANNI: YEAH, YOU DID. YOU DID.
BUT I SHOULDN'T BE EATING THIS LATE, SO...
PRESTON: NEITHER ONE OF US SHOULD, FOR THAT MATTER.
DANNI: HMM. BUT LOOK AT YOU AND LOOK AT ME.
PRESTON: I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.
DANNI: OKAY, YOU'RE LIKE A SNACK,
AND I'M MORE OF A, YOU KNOW, FULL MEAL.
PRESTON: AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH A FULL MEAL?
DANNI: [CHUCKLES] OKAY.
PRESTON: WHAT? DANNI: WHAT'S YOUR GAME?
PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
DANNI: ALL THE CALLING, ALL THE TEXTING ME,
AND TALKING TO ME, I DON'T...
PRESTON: DANNI, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
DANNI: WHY? PRESTON: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY?
DANNI: WHAT DO YOU WANT? JUST TELL ME.
PRESTON: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
DANNI: OKAY. [SIGHS]
YOU SHOULD GO.
PRESTON: WELL, WAIT. COME--STOP THAT, STOP THAT.
DANNI: NO, NO, NO. I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. IT'S LATE.
PRESTON: LOOK, WILL YOU JUST TELL ME
WHAT'S IN THAT PRETTY LITTLE HEAD OF YOURS?
DANNI: SEE THAT? THAT RIGHT THERE. WHAT IS THAT?
PRESTON: WHAT?
DANNI: "PRETTY LITTLE HEAD"?
PRESTON: OH...I GET IT.
DANNI: WHAT? PLEASE, TELL ME.
PRESTON: DANNI, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY,
WITH YOUR BIG HEAD?
DANNI: NO. THINK I GOT A BIG HEAD?
PRESTON: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
DANNI: WELL, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING IS NOT
IN PROPORTION ON YOU, EITHER, SIR.
PRESTON: OKAY. I THINK I GET IT NOW.
DANNI: [LAUGHS] WHAT? PLEASE, TELL ME.
PRESTON: YOU NEED ME TO BE A SPARRING PARTNER.
YOU WANT ME TO SAY THINGS THAT AREN'T NICE.
DANNI: NO, I DON'T. PRESTON: NO, THAT'S WHAT IT IS
BECAUSE IF I GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT, YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
DANNI: TSK. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I'M SORRY.
PRESTON: YOU'RE CALLING ME A LIAR?
DANNI: YEAH. YEAH.
PRESTON: OKAY. ALL RIGHT, DANNI. SO, WHAT AM I LYING ABOUT?
DANNI: I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU ARE.
PRESTON: DANNI, LISTEN. AT THE END OF THE DAY,
A MAN'S WORD IS ALL HE HAS.
SO IF I TEXT YOU, IT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK
TO YOU, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY NO GAMES.
WHEN I TELL YOU YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL,
I MEAN IT.
DANNI: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
PRESTON: YEAH.
DANNI: LOOK, PRESTON,
I'VE HAD TO WORK REALLY HARD TO LOVE MYSELF.
PRESTON: AND BELIEVE ME, I GET THAT. ME, TOO.
DANNI: I CAN'T LET ANYBODY MAKE ME DOUBT
WHAT I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT MYSELF.
PRESTON: AND WHAT IS THAT?
DANNI: THAT I'M STRONG
AND THAT I'M POWERFUL.
[VOICE BREAKS] THAT I'M INTENSE.
PRESTON: AND BEAUTIFUL.
SAY IT.
DANNI: AND I'M BEAUTIFUL.
PRESTON: SAY IT AGAIN.
DANNI: I'M BEAUTIFUL.
PRESTON: YOU ARE.
DANNI: THANK YOU.
[SNIFFLES]
PRESTON: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU...
BEAUTIFUL.
DANNI: THANK YOU.
PRESTON: SO LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
DANNI: PRESTON...
PRESTON: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL HERE.
[KISS]
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL HERE.
[KISS]
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL HERE.
[KISS]
I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU.
[DANNI SIGHS]
KAREN: HEY. YOU OKAY?
ANDI: YEAH.
KAREN: SORRY, GIRL.
ANDI: IT IS WHAT IT IS.
KAREN: SAY THAT AGAIN.
ZAC: IS THAT ABOUT ME?
KAREN: I WAS TALKING TO ANDI, ZAC.
ZAC: JUST SAY WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY, THOUGH, LIKE--
KAREN: IF I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY, THEN I WOULD JUST SAY IT.
ZAC: WE KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.
KAREN: 'CAUSE WHEN HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ME
TO NOT SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND, RIGHT?
ZAC: NO, YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND.
KAREN: EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
ANDI: CAN Y'ALL MAKE IT
ANY MORE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME?
KAREN: HE SURE IS TRYING.
ZAC: ME--I'M--ME?
I'M MAKING IT UNCOMFORTABLE?
KAREN: ZAC, JUST BE QUIET!
ZAC: THERE--THERE YOU GO AGAIN,
LIKE I'M A DAMN PUPPY, LIKE--
ANDI: DON'T.
KAREN: I'M NOT.
ANDI: THANK YOU. [ZAC SIGHS]
KAREN: I'MA WAIT TILL YOU GET OUT THE CAR.
[ZAC SCOFFS] KAREN: HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.
ANDI: Y'ALL,
I JUST WANT TO SHOWER
AND NOT THINK ABOUT TONIGHT, OKAY?
KAREN: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT TOMORROW, THOUGH, GIRL.
ANDI: I KNOW, BUT TONIGHT, I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
KAREN: FEEL THAT. THINK I'MA TRY AND DO THE SAME.
ZAC: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? KAREN: ZAC, SHIT!
ZAC: NO, JUST SAY IT, LIKE, JUST SAY!
KAREN: IT MEANS JUST WHAT THE HELL I SAID
IT MEANS, OKAY? DAMN!
ZAC: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ANDI?
KAREN: ZAC! ANDI: YES?
ZAC: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
KAREN: OH, MY GOD.
ANDI: ZAC, WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU DOESN'T MATTER.
ZAC: NO, IT DOES.
KAREN VALUES YOUR OPINION, ANDI.
KAREN: ZAC, STOP. JUST STOP.
ZAC: I'M TALKING TO HER! KAREN: AND I'M TALKING TO YOU!
ANDI: I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, ZAC.
I THINK YOU MEAN WELL,
BUT YOU KEEP STEPPING ON YOUR OWN MESSAGE,
GETTING IN YOUR OWN WAY.
YOU GOT THIS HEART OF GOLD, BUT...
YOU LET YOUR EMOTIONS AND YOUR FEELINGS LEAD YOU,
INSTEAD OF LETTING YOUR LOVE FOR HER.
I THINK YOU'RE IMMATURE.
AND YOU HIDE BEHIND THE FACT THAT YOU WENT TO JAIL.
YOU USE IT AS AN EXCUSE, TO SAY THE MAN IS TRYING TO HOLD YOU DOWN
WHEN, REALLY, YOU--YOU AIN'T EVEN TRYING.
I THINK YOUR MAMA CODDLED YOU TOO LONG...
SO EVERY WOMAN YOU MEET, YOU WANT THEM TO BE HER.
AND TO BE HONEST,
I THINK YOU PICK FIGHTS WITH KAREN
BECAUSE HER SUCCESS MAKES YOU FEEL SMALL.
ZAC: WAIT. NOW, WAIT, WAIT.
ANDI: NO, I'M NOT DONE.
YOU ASKED FOR THIS SHIT. I'M NOT DONE.
YOU'RE TOO BUSY USING BEING SEXY AND CUTE
AND MAKING LOVE TO HER
AND MAKING HER LIGHT UP,
WHEN REALLY, THERE'S MORE TO BEING A MAN.
AND YOU CAN BE MORE.
YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT.
UNTIL YOU DO, Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA NEVER GET ALONG.
ZAC: I HEAR YOU. ANDI: GOOD.
AND I'M TELLING KAREN THE SAME THING.
ZAC: REALLY? ANDI: YES.
SHE COULD BE BETTER, TOO. YOU CAN BE BETTER, TOO.
KAREN: OKAY. ZAC: KAREN, RIGHT?
KAREN, QUIETLY: SHUT UP.
ANDI: UNTIL Y'ALL REALIZE THAT,
Y'ALL NOT GONNA WORK.
I'MA TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.
YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WALK ME ALL THE WAY
TO MY DOOR, RIGHT?
KAREN: I KNOW.
ANDI: YOU JUST WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE CAR.
KAREN: YEAH.
BUT YOU READ THE HELL OUT OF HIM, GIRL.
ANDI: I TOLD HIM THE TRUTH. KAREN: THANK YOU.
ANDI: AND THERE WERE SOME THINGS I COULD'VE SAID ABOUT YOU, TOO.
KAREN: OH, NO. NO.
ANDI: SEE, KAREN, YOU'RE LIKE A ONE-WAY STREET.
KAREN: NO, I DON'T. THAT WAS ABOUT HIM, AND HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
ANDI: KAREN.
KAREN: WHAT?
ANDI: LIFE IS SHORT.
IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH THAT MAN, THEN BE WITH HIM.
AND IF YOU DON'T,
LEAVE HIM.
STOP WASTING YOUR TIME, GIRL.
WE AREN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
MAKE A CHOICE.
KAREN: OKAY.
I WILL.
I'LL GO NOW. I'LL MAKE A CHOICE.
ANDI: THANK YOU. KAREN: BE SERIOUS.
ANDI: I'M SERIOUS. KAREN: OKAY. I'M GOING.
[SIGHS]
SPEAKING OF MAKING CHOICES.
ANDI: GARY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
GARY: NO MORE OF THIS.
ANDI: NO MORE OF WHAT?
GARY: ME TRYING TO PLAY NICE WITH HER.
LOOK, I CAN'T DO IT. I--I WON'T DO IT.
KAREN: LOOK, SHE DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS-- ANDI: KAREN?
KAREN: WHAT?
I GOT THIS.
KAREN: YOU SURE?
DON'T YOU HAVE A SITUATION IN YOUR CAR YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT?
KAREN: MM-HMM. YES, I DO.
ANDI: THANK YOU. KAREN: I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
ANDI: GOOD-BYE.
KAREN: EXCUSE ME.
YUP.
[SCOFFS]
GARY: UM...
I'M SORRY.
ANDI: FOR WHAT?
GARY: MOSTLY FOR WHAT I SEE IN YOUR EYES.
ANDI: YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM.
GARY: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD TRY TO DO THAT TO YOU.
ANDI: I'M FINE.
GARY: ANDI, WHAT IF I HADN'T BEEN THERE?
ANDI: I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
GARY: THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GOING BACK TO HER.
ANDI: ARE YOU HUNGRY?
ZAC: YOU AGREE WITH YOUR FRIEND?
SILENT TREATMENT.
SHE GOT A LOT TO SAY, ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEBODY
THAT'S MESSING WITH A MARRIED MAN. WELL...
KAREN: DON'T JUDGE HER, OKAY?
ZAC: I'M--I'M NOT JUDGING HER, I'M NOT.
I'M JUST--I THINK IF SHE WOULD'VE LEARNED FROM YOU--
KAREN: LEARNED WHAT FROM ME?
ZAC: YOU AND THAT WOMAN, LIKE...
KAREN: OH, THAT WOMAN. [SCOFFS]
ZAC: KAREN, LIKE...
KAREN: NO, YOU KNOW, WHAT? JUST SAY EXACTLY
WHAT IT IS THAT YOU WANT TO SAY, ZAC.
ZAC: NOPE, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ARGUE.
KAREN: YEAH, YOU MUST. HEH!
ZAC: I JUST--I WAS JUST SAYING, I'M JUST SAYING.
KAREN: YEAH, OKAY.
LET ME OUT.
ZAC: WHAT?
KAREN: LET ME OUT!
ZAC: GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, IT'S NIGHTTIME.
KAREN: ZAC, I'M NOT PLAYING.
ZAC: WE 5 MINUTES FROM HOME.
KAREN: I DON'T CARE. I WANT TO WALK.
ZAC: FINE.
WHAT IS IT?
KAREN: YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT WE COULD WORK THIS OUT, BUT WE CAN'T.
NO.
ZAC: SO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
KAREN: YUP.
ZAC: I'M NOT COMING BACK.
KAREN: YEAH. YOU SAID THAT.
ZAC: WOW. WOW.
OKAY.
TAKE MY BAG BY DANNI'S.
[KAREN SCOFFS]
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
[LINE RINGING]
KAREN: AHEM. AARON: HEY.
KAREN: HEY. UM, DID I WAKE YOU?
AARON: UH, NO. NO, I CAN'T REALLY SLEEP.
KAREN: OH, I GET THAT.
AARON: IT'S LATE. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE OUT.
KAREN: YEAH, UM, I'M ACTUALLY ALMOST HOME.
AARON: AH, OKAY.
KAREN: DO YOU WANT TO MAYBE--
AARON: I'M ON MY WAY.
KAREN: OKAY.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SABRINA: GIRL, I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU--
DANNI: SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH!
SABRINA: WHAT? [DANNI SNAPS HER FINGERS]
DANNI: DAMN. DAMN.
SABRINA: WOW.
DANNI: I KNOW.
SABRINA: DAMN. HE'S FINE.
DANNI: HE'S FINE AS SHIT.
I'M SORRY, GIRL. WHAT HAPPENED?
SABRINA: OH, NO, YOU KNOW, YOU JUST SCARED ME
'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE A COWGIRL
OR KU KLUX KLAN OR I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I FORGIVE YOU.
DANNI: GIRL, WHAT HAPPENED?
SABRINA: GIRL, SO CALVIN WAS DOING THAT FOR HIS DAD.
DANNI: THE ONE YOU MET? SABRINA: NO.
APPARENTLY ONE OF HIS DADS HAS CANCER,
AND SO, YOU KNOW, THEY TOOK HIM OUT THE HOSPITAL
SO HE CAN GO SEE THE SHOW AND...
DANNI: WHAT? SABRINA: YEAH, NO.
HE WAS PERFORMING FOR HIM.
DANNI: AWW.
SABRINA: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, DON'T DO THAT.
DANNI: NO, I'M SERIOUS. THAT'S SO SWEET.
SABRINA: OH, HELL NO.
WHAT...WHAT HE DO TO YOU?
WHY YOU ALL SOFT AND SWEET? WAS IT THAT GOOD?
DANNI: GIRL...
GIRL, YEAH, YEAH.
SABRINA: IT WAS? DANNI: YES, YEAH.
SABRINA: YEAH? DANNI: INDEED.
SABRINA: MM-HMM. DANNI: HE'S--
HE, UH...HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, OKAY?
SABRINA: UH-HUH. DANNI: HE IS ... WITH MY MIND.
SABRINA: REALLY? HOW?
DANNI: GIRL, HE SPITTING THAT GAME ALL HEE-HAW,
COUNTRY-STYLE.
SABRINA: HMM.
NICE. DANNI: YEAH.
GIRL, GOT ME READY GOING ON FARMERSONLY.COM,
WATCHING THE CMAs AND SHIT.
SABRINA: WHAT IS HE SAYING?
DANNI: GIRL, I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
SABRINA: UH, YOU WANT ME TO GO?
DANNI: YEAH, I GOT TO SEE HOW MANY MORE RODEOS
HE GOT LEFT IN HIM.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT, GIRL. DANNI: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SABRINA: RIDE THAT. DANNI: ALL RIGHT. BYE.
SABRINA: OKAY, I GUESS I'LL LEAVE. DANNI: YEAH.
SABRINA: DAMN, EVERYBODY'S GETTING THEIR LIFE BUT ME.
DANNI: GIRL, PLEASE GO. SABRINA: MAURICE DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME.
HE STOOD ME UP. DANNI: FIGURES.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT. DON'T GET [INDISTINCT]
[DANNI CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
KAREN: HEY.
AARON: HI.
KAREN: COME IN.
AARON: SURE.
KAREN: OH. LET ME GET THIS. [SIGHS]
AARON: OH, NO. YOU CAN HAVE THAT. IT WON'T BOTHER ME.
KAREN: OH, I DON'T NEED IT, SO...
AARON: YOU SEEM LIKE YOU DO.
KAREN: ISN'T THAT HOW A PROBLEM STARTS?
AARON: TOUCHE.
KAREN: UM, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK?
WATER, OR...
AARON: NO, I'M NOT REALLY THIRSTY.
KAREN: OH. OKAY.
AARON: I, UM...
I, UH, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CALLED.
KAREN: I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME.
COULDN'T SLEEP?
AARON: NO.
KAREN: WHERE ARE YOU STAYING?
AARON: I'M STAYING AT THE HOUSE.
KAREN: OH, THAT HAS TO BE HARD.
AARON: IT IS.
I'M GONNA MOVE SOON, THOUGH.
KAREN: YEAH, MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
AARON: DEFINITELY.
KAREN: WELL, I MEAN, HOW ARE THE KIDS DOING?
AARON: I DON'T KNOW.
KAREN: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
AARON: THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY MY KIDS.
KAREN: THEY'RE NOT?
AARON: NO.
THEY'RE FROM, UH, HER PREVIOUS MARRIAGE.
KAREN: OH, OKAY. AARON: UH...
THEY NEVER QUITE GOT ALONG WITH ME,
AND THIS IS, UH,
ANOTHER REASON FOR THEM TO HATE ME, SO...
KAREN: I'M SORRY.
[AARON SCOFFS]
MY LIFE.
KAREN: NO. WE CAN ALL SAY THAT.
AARON: YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T MAKE SOMEBODY KILL THEMSELVES.
KAREN: YOU DIDN'T MAKE HER DO THAT.
AARON: I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE HELD THE GUN.
KAREN: AARON, I THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
AARON: I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE.
KAREN: NO, NOT ME. I MEAN LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.
AARON: YOU'RE A HAIRDRESSER, RIGHT?
KAREN: YEAH.
AARON: SO AREN'T YOU LIKE A THERAPIST
FOR ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS?
KAREN: TO SOME DEGREE, YES, BUT...
AARON: YOU SEE? KAREN: YES, BUT I MEAN THAT I
THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS--
KAREN: MMM.
AARON: WHAT'S WRONG?
KAREN: UH, IT'S JUST, UM--
AARON: YOUR BOYFRIEND?
KAREN: NO, NO. UM, THAT'S OVER.
AARON: THEN WHAT IS IT?
KAREN: IT'S YOU.
AARON: WHAT?
KAREN: LOOK, YOU'RE IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
[AARON SIGHS]
YOU KNOW, I--I THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
KAREN: GOOD ONE.
[AARON SCOFFS]
KAREN: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU SMILE...
BUT NO.
AARON: THERE YOU GO,
SAVING ME AGAIN.
[SIGHS]
[CRYING]
I'M SORRY.
KAREN: NO, NO, NO, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE SORRY ABOUT, AARON.
[AARON SIGHS]
[CRYING]
[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFLES]
I JUST--
JUST GIVE ME TONIGHT, OKAY?
TOMORROW, I'LL BE BETTER.
KAREN: AARON.
[AARON SIGHS]
I JUST NEED ONE NIGHT
TO FEEL WEAK AND SAD.
KAREN: YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE NIGHT.
AARON: I JUST NEED ONE.
KAREN: OKAY.
MAURICE: THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY MAURICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. [BEEP]
SABRINA: I WENT TO MEET YOU, AND YOU STOOD ME UP,
SO EITHER ONE OF TWO THINGS HAPPENED.
YOU AND OLONZO, THAT FOOL, HIT IT OFF OR--
MATTER OF FACT, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE OR.
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS FUN.
I'M ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP, SO CALL ME IN THE MORNING, OKAY?
BYE.
[SIGHS] WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SABRINA?
[PHONE RINGS]
SHIT.
HI.
CALVIN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE TONIGHT?
SABRINA: MAURICE INVITED ME.
CALVIN: WHERE WAS HE?
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW. HE STOOD ME UP.
CALVIN: YEAH, OKAY.
SABRINA: THAT'S IT?
CALVIN: SABRINA, THAT WAS A VERY PERSONAL MOMENT FOR PEOPLE
WHO LOVE MY DAD, AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE.
SABRINA: I WAS INVITED.
CALVIN: AND THAT SHIT YOU DID, BRINGING THE CHANGE UP THERE?
SABRINA: I'M SORRY. IT WAS DANNI'S IDEA.
[CALVIN SCOFFS] WELL, YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT GROUP OF FRIENDS, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
SABRINA: I KNOW. I'M SORRY. THAT WAS WRONG.
CALVIN: NO, NO, NO. WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS
THAT YOU NEED THEM TO THINK FOR YOU.
SABRINA: COME ON, CALVIN.
CALVIN: COME ON WHAT?
SABRINA: LOOK, I KNOW THAT I HURT YOU,
BUT YOU TRYING TO HURT ME, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
CALVIN: I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE YOU HURT.
SABRINA: WELL, YOU ARE. CALVIN: NO, WHAT I'M TRYING
TO DO IS GET YOU TO LEAVE ME THE ... ALONE.
SABRINA: AND THAT'S THE PART THAT--
THAT'S THE PART THAT HURTS, CALVIN.
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GONNA LIKE YOU THIS MUCH
AND I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE WAY THAT THINGS WENT DOWN
AND I'M JUST REALLY TRYING TO UN-- [PHONE CLICKS]
HEL--HELLO?
HELLO--
FINE. ... YOU, TOO.
GARY: YOU TOSSED AND TURNED A LOT.
ANDI: SORRY.
GARY: NO NEED.
I GET IT.
ANDI: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
GARY: LET'S NOT--LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT TODAY.
ANDI: OKAY. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
GARY: THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE.
ANDI: OKAY.
GARY: AND....
HOW GREAT THIS MOMENT IS GONNA BE
IN TWO MONTHS.
ANDI: OH, WAIT. IT IS?
GARY: YEAH. ANDI: OKAY.
AND WHERE WILL I BE IN TWO MONTHS?
GARY: WELL, YOU... ANDI: MM-HMM?
GARY: WILL BE IN A PRIVATE PRACTICE IN AN OFFICE
ON THE TOP FLOOR.
ANDI: OOH. SOUNDS GOOD.
GARY: MM-HMM. WITH, UM,
SEVERAL LAWYERS WORKING FOR YOU.
ANDI: AND WHERE WILL YOU BE?
GARY: WE ARE ENGAGED... [KISS]
AND FINALLY GET MARRIED THE FOLLOWING SUMMER
IN PORTOFINO.
ANDI: WHERE IS THAT?
GARY: SMALL, LITTLE PICTURESQUE TOWN IN ITALY.
ANDI: BUT WHERE WILL YOU BE?
GARY: FINALLY HAPPY.
AND IN LOVE.
REAL LOVE.
ANDI: MMM.
GARY: HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
ANDI: IT SOUNDS GOOD. GARY: HA HA HA!
ANDI: IT SOUNDS LIKE THE LIFE I ALWAYS WANTED.
GARY: OKAY, WELL THEN, LET'S--
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
ANDI: CAN WE?
[SIGHS]
DO I HAVE A LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW
IN THIS SCENARIO, OR DO I JUST OWN THE LAW FIRM?
GARY: ANDI,
YOU WILL NOT BE DISBARRED.
ANDI: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
GARY: I HAVE A FEW CARDS UP MY SLEEVES.
ANDI: MMM, SUCH AS?
GARY: YOU JUST GOTTA LET ME DEAL WITH IT.
ANDI: MMM, WELL, I HAVE A PLAN OF MY OWN, ACTUALLY.
GARY: OH, YEAH? ANDI: YUP.
[GARY CHUCKLES]
YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT IT IS?
ANDI: YEAH, I'MA TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.
GARY: OKAY. ANDI: OKAY.
IT STARTS HERE AND IT GOES HERE... GARY: MMM.
ANDI: AND THEN IT GOES HERE. [LOUD BANGING ON DOOR]
GARY: THE... ANDI: WHO THE HELL IS KNOCKING OUT THERE?
GARY: UH, IT MIGHT BE HER.
ANDI: BANGING ON THE DOOR LIKE THAT?
GARY: YEAH.
DON'T WORRY.
STAY THERE, RELAX.
IT'S NOTHING.
OKAY?
BE RIGHT BACK.
[SIGHS]
OFFICER: YOU GARY BORDERS?
GARY: Y-YEAH.
OFFICER: HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. GARY: WHOA, WHOA, FOR--FOR--
HOLD ON. FOR WHAT? ANDI: WHAT THE HELL? NO, NO, NO.
GARY: NO, HOLD ON. OFFICER: SIR.
GARY: WHAT'S GOING ON?
OFFICER: I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR ASSAULT AND ATTEMPTED MURDER.
BOTH: WHAT? OFFICER: HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
ANDI: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. BABY, I'M GONNA GET YOUR SHIRT.
OFFICER: SIR--NO, NO, MA'AM. GARY: WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, LET ME AT LEAST GET SOME CLOTHES ON, ALL RIGHT?
OFFICER: NO, SIR. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK.
GARY: Y'ALL GONNA TAKE ME OUT HERE LIKE THIS?
ANDI: AND I AM HIS LAWYER, OKAY?
OFFICER: WELL, GOOD. THEN YOU CAN HELP HIM.
ANDI: I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME SHOES, BABY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I'MA BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
OFFICER: HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK, SIR, PLEASE.
GARY: THIS IS--[SIGHS]--
THIS IS BULLSHIT, MAN.
AT LEAST LET ME GET SOME CLOTHES ON, MAN.
OFFICER: NO, SIR. WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.
ANDI: BABY, I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, OKAY?
[KISS] IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
RODEO?
[PHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
DANNI: HEY.
SABRINA: OH. HELLO.
GOOD MORNING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
HE'S GONE.
OH, HE HAD TO GO?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN, I WOKE UP AND HE WAS GONE.
SABRINA: OH.
DANNI: AND HE...CLEANED THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS, LIKE, GOOD, RIGHT?
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT.
SABRINA: OKAY. WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH?
SO LAST NIGHT, I WAS SMOKING AND DRINKING, RIGHT?
SABRINA: YES. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
DANNI: NO, NO, BUT I NEED TO BE SURE.
I HAD A FINE-ASS,
COUNTRY WHITE BOY IN MY BED, RIGHT?
DANNI.
DANNI: NO, NO, I'M SERIOUS.
YOU CAME OVER AND YOU SAW HIM.
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I GOTTA STOP THIS SHIT, ALL RIGHT?
I'M GOING BACK TO CHURCH, LORD.
I'M COMING, JESUS. SABRINA: OKAY, OKAY, RELAX.
RELAX. HE WAS THERE. I SAW HIM AND I WAS THERE, TOO.
OH, THANK YOU.
WAS NOT READY TO LET GO OF THE WEED.
SABRINA: SO HE JUST LEFT?
TSK. I GUESS SO.
SABRINA: WELL, YOU KNOW, AS MUCH AS HE WAS TEXTING
AND CALLING YOU, I'M SURE HE'LL HIT YOU UP ANY MINUTE NOW.
DANNI: YEAH.
SABRINA: ALL RIGHT, WELL, I NEED TO GET READY FOR WORK.
DANNI: OKAY.
SABRINA: AND SO DO YOU, REMEMBER?
DANNI: DAMN. YEAH.
YEAH. I'M UP. I'M UP.
SABRINA: OKAY. GOOD. GET UP AND CALL ME LATER.
DANNI: BYE, GIRL.
AARON: OH, SHIT.
[SNIFFS, SIGHS]
KAREN: WHAT?
AARON: DID I SLEEP LIKE THAT?
KAREN: YEAH.
AARON: DID YOU SLEEP?
KAREN: ON AND OFF.
AARON: WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME?
KAREN: BECAUSE YOU NEEDED THE REST.
[AARON SIGHS] I'M SORRY.
KAREN: IT'S OKAY.
AARON: YOU JUST SAT THERE ALL NIGHT?
KAREN: MM-HMM.
I MEAN, EVERY TIME I TRIED TO MOVE, YOU...
HELD ME TIGHTER, SO...
AARON: REALLY?
KAREN: YEAH.
AARON: AND YOU JUST STAYED THERE?
KAREN, CHUCKLING: YES.
AARON: WOW.
KAREN: WHAT?
AARON: THAT'S LITERALLY THE NICEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME.
KAREN: MMM.
WELL, MY KNEES ARE PAYING FOR IT NOW, SO...
AARON: I'M SORRY.
KAREN: IT'S OKAY.
I DIDN'T MIND.
AARON: YOU ARE SUCH AN ANGEL.
KAREN: SO ARE YOU.
[AARON SCOFFS] NO.
NO, I AM NOT. I CAN'T TAKE THAT.
KAREN: YES, YOU CAN AND YOU WILL.
AARON: WHAT TIME IS IT?
KAREN: UM, 8:00.
[AARON SIGHS] OKAY.
KAREN: HMM.
[AARON GROANS]
KAREN: WHAT'S WRONG?
AARON: I WAS DREAMING ABOUT HER.
KAREN: I KNOW.
AARON: HOW?
[KAREN SIGHS]
YOU CALLED HER NAME AND CRIED IN YOUR SLEEP.
I THINK THAT'S WHY YOU WERE HOLDING ME SO TIGHT.
[AARON SIGHS] I AM SO--
KAREN: DON'T BE SORRY. I GET IT.
REALLY, I DO.
AARON: THANK YOU.
KAREN: SURE.
AARON: SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE FUNERAL HOME IN AN HOUR.
KAREN: OH, OKAY. GO AHEAD.
AARON: NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
KAREN: DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO,
OKAY?
AARON: CAN I COME BY LATER?
KAREN: YEAH.
AARON: SURE THAT'D BE OKAY?
KAREN: I'D ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THAT, SO...
AARON: I'D LIKE THAT, TOO.
THANK YOU.
KAREN: SURE.
NOW, COME ON.
GET UP. [CHUCKLES]
YOU SLEPT LIKE A BABY, NOW GET UP.
PUT YOUR SHOES ON.
[AARON GROANS]
MAYBE JUST PRETEND I'LL LEAVE AND THEN COME BACK.
KAREN: MMM. AARON: YEAH.
I LIKE THAT A LOT BETTER.
KAREN: HEH! I'M SURE YOU DO.
[AARON SIGHS]
ZAC: LET ME GUESS.
IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS, RIGHT?
KAREN: LISTEN, UM, TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY?
AARON: OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
[KAREN SIGHS]
ZAC: LEFT MY PHONE IN YOUR CAR.
KAREN: OH, OKAY, WELL, THE KEYS ARE RIGHT OVER THERE.
[CLEARS THROAT]
[SNATCHES KEYS]
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[SABRINA SCREAMING]
MAURICE! MAURICE! [SCREAMING]
NEXT ON "SISTAS"...
SABRINA: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
ZAC: YOU COULD'VE JUST TOLD ME. KAREN: GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE.
JASMINE: I KNEW YOU WOULD BE HERE, BITCH.
ANDI: I AM GONNA TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME
TO GET OUT OF MY FACE.
SABRINA: WHAT IF HE DIES? ANDI: JUST RELAX.
WHAT IS THE DOCTOR SAYING?
SABRINA: I DON'T KNOW.
I'M STILL WAITING.
GARY: I'D DO IT AGAIN.
ANDI: DON'T SAY THAT.
GARY: I CAN'T LET HIM HURT YOU.
KAREN: ZAC, GET OUT! GO!
ZAC: I'M SORRY!
ANDI: SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN.
MORRIS: WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO?
CALVIN: REALLY, SABRINA?
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME?
THIS IS ABOUT MY DAD, ALL RIGHT?
♪♪