- Stop it, right now. Zac, stop it.
- FATIMA: Previously on "Sistas".
- There was a fight in the lobby.
- And Zac is in jail too.
- What if Aaron is the father of this child?
I don't want you to be the father of this baby
because I'm not over Zac.
- I'm okay with him staying here.
- I will gladly have your food ready
and anything else you want.
- Has the prince of Embicktou found his future wife?
- I'm sorry what?
He's really a prince.
- Can I have a photo?
- Uh, sure, I guess.
- This is so exciting.
Are you going to marry him?
- Well, we just met, you know.
- Oh, we hope you do.
You are beautiful.
- Thank you very much.
- And all the girls of our nation will celebrate you.
- Okay, we should slow down now.
- So, he's like royalty, like a prince?
Like heir to the throne?
- Uh-huh, yes.
- Damn.
So, wait, wait, what are y'all doing here?
- We attend Spelman. - Oh, nice. We went there.
- Oh, um, do you mind?
- What? Oh, take a picture, sure.
Smile. Like a queen, radiant.
- Yes.
Oh, thank you so much.
- Of course.
- This is so exciting.
Wait until I tell my mom.
- So, you didn't know none of that?
- I didn't know any of that. - What the shit, Sabrina?
- He's a prince.
- Okay, alright.
Shit, I gotta look him up now.
Bitch, you -- Black Panther and Eddie Murphy
all rolled into one.
- I had no idea. I don't know, I mean, he's rich
and he has a couple of restaurants.
- How? But didn't you look him up?
- No.
- Bullshit. Everybody looks people up.
- A woman who doesn't care
about that kind of stuff wouldn't.
- So, we just gonna sit here and lie?
That's what we do now. Just gonna lie.
- Well. - See, that's the shit, Sabrina.
- Okay, okay, I did look him up.
- I knew you did. Just say that.
- But there was nothing about him being a prince.
- Okay, you're right. - SABRINA: What do you see?
- I mean, nothing about him being a prince.
What was the country?
- I think they, they said Embicktou.
- Yeah Embicktou.
- SABRINA: What? - That's, that's him.
- Oh, okay.
Oh, girl.
- You about to be on your Megan Markle shit.
I love her.
- You think he woulda told me about this.
- Oh my gosh, when are you seeing him again?
- We're having dinner tomorrow night.
- That's great. That's great. That's great. Bag 'em. Bag 'em.
- Um, I-I-I I can't believe this.
- I mean, are you gonna ask him about all this? Right?
- He obviously didn't want me to know so.
- Okay, I don't care. I gotta get some research on him.
I-I gotta know. I got to know.
- Yeah, yeah, we definitely gotta know.
- Alright, I wanna know everything about him now.
[laughing] Prince.
- Yeah, I need to know everything about him too.
- Okay, well, come on. - Okay.
Oh, but Danni, um, can we not tell the girls right now?
- Why wouldn't you wanna gloat about this?
- Danni, please?
- Okay, fine, but you gonna have to make me understand that.
Come on... - Okay, I will.
- ♪ My girls hold me down
♪ Them boys mess around
♪ And my love life is a headache ♪
♪ We going out tonight
♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love
- ♪
- What'd they say?
- We'll be able to see him in the morning.
- Ugh, shit.
- I'm sorry.
- I hate this.
- Well, it's nothing much we can do about it now, so.
- But Andi, we can't just leave him in there.
- What are you suggesting Bonnie?
- What?
- You're acting like you wanna go in there and break him out.
- No, Andi.
I know a few people too.
- Do you? - Yes.
- Are they legal resources?
Uh-huh. Exactly.
Well, use your legal resources.
I'll use my resources and we'll figure this out.
- Okay, um, Robin.
Did Robin call you?
- He hasn't called me back yet.
And I really don't wanna call him again.
- Andi, please? Please, call him?
Please? - Okay, okay.
- Thank you.
- Just give me a minute.
I'll be right back. Just relax.
- Alright, I'm trying. - If you can, okay.
- Alright.
- [phone ringing]
- Hello. - Hi.
- ROBIN: Hi, how are you?
- I was able to get Fatima out.
Thank you. - No problem.
- ANDI: How's everything going with Zac?
- That's a little more complicated.
- [sighs] Shit...
- I put in a call to a judge who owes me a favor
but he hasn't got back to me yet,
so it might be in the morning. - Okay.
- Don't worry, I'll get it done.
- Okay, thank you so much, Robin.
- So, am I seeing you tonight?
- Nothing would make me happier.
- Mmm, I love that but I heard a but.
- I'll tell you about it later, okay?
- Okay.
- ANDI: Um, I have a few more things I have to handle.
I gotta go. - Alright, that's fine.
I'll talk to you later then. - Yes.
- Okay, bye.
- What'd he say?
- He said we won't be able to see him until the morning.
- Okay, thank you.
- Of course.
What are you gonna do?
- I'ma stay here.
- Fatima, you need to go home and get some rest.
- No, Andi, I got him in this mess.
- So, you're just gonna stay here all night?
- Alright, fine. - Mm-hmm.
- But I need to go to the office and get my work cell.
- I don't think that's a good idea.
I'll have a messenger bring it to you.
- Why? - Hayden's still at the office.
Do you wanna go back to jail, or?
- You smart. - Right.
- Yeah. - Um, get your things. Come on.
I'll take you home.
- This don't feel right.
- Listen, Zac is a big boy.
And, he's been here before. We'll see him in the morning.
That way I can guarantee you we can get in to see him.
Okay? - I'm hoping he's out by then.
- We got this. Come on. - Alright, thank you.
- Of course.
- ♪ When I wake up I drink 8 cups of that aqua ♪
♪ Chase my paper, see you later ♪
♪ Hasta maña
♪ Apply my makeup with my pink puff ♪
♪ Every brush I wanna make love ♪
♪ Make me real tough
♪ So don't cross my line
♪ I do it how I want
- Hey.
You never come in on Sundays.
- I know.
- So, what's going on?
- I needed to get out of my house.
- What happened?
- Calvin. - [laughing]
What's up man?
What about me?
- What are you doing here?
- Well, if you must know, I was on my way home.
- Mm, I think you should be on your way.
Go on and go home.
- No, what were you two talking about me for?
- We were talking about how you allowed Que into my home.
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
What?
- Yes.
- Th-th-that's, that's crazy. - I'm knowing.
- So, so, Que is at your home by himself.
- Yes, Calvin, he's at home by himself.
Why don't you join him?
- Well, now, I don't wanna go home.
Can I get another drink?
- Bitch, if any of my gowns are gone.
- Ssh.
- What are you doing here anyway? It's a gay club.
Gay!
Gay! Gay! - Just shut up.
Can't you see that love is love?
- Love is love.
You gonna get slid up in, drunk like that up in here.
- You know, you are a terrible person.
- Unless of course, you want to get slid up in.
Then it's a free for all --!
--!
- I'm sick of you and Sabrina's ass alright?
- Great. Well, be sick over there.
- Fine.
- Later. - I'm gonna go.
- Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
Where's your keys?
- He didn't drive.
- I'm cool baby.
- He didn't drive?
- His car was at home when I left.
- Good.
So, Que is at your place.
- Child, yes.
- And why would he let him stay?
- Maybe Calvin has a soft spot for him.
Or a hard one.
- Not, no, not Calvin.
- Child. And then Que gave the people
my address as his address.
- Why?
- I don't know. The bitch is stupid.
- [laughs] Wow.
- If he leaves, then he'll get arrested
because he's on this house arrest anklet bullshit.
I'm sick. - Yeah, I see that.
He's got the...
- And now, he's at my house sitting on the sofa
looking like a puddle of chocolate syrup.
- Woo, I know how Maurice likes chocolate syrup.
- Hot chocolate. - Woo.
- I'm weak.
- He's fine, he's, I'll give you that. He is, he is.
- I can't be thinking about that.
- Okay, well, what can I get you?
- Hmm, I'm gonna go for some Henny tonight.
- Sounds good.
- Oh yes, henny-thing is possible.
- ♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪
♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪
- ♪
- What?
- Nothing.
Oh my gosh.
- I see you looking at me over there.
- Well, what are you doing?
- Drawing.
Is it bothering you? - No.
I didn't know you could draw though.
- It's more like scribbling my thoughts, really.
- Can I see?
- Sure.
- Is that supposed to be me?
- Um, it's just me scribbling my thoughts.
That's all.
- 'Cause it don't look like me.
- It's not you, I guess.
- Who is it?
- Well, I guess I should say it's not you now.
- You lost me.
- It's um, it's you older.
- Oh, well.
I age pretty bad then 'cause this is not it.
- Look closely.
- I don't wanna look at old ass me.
- Just look closely.
- Alright, I'm looking.
- Closer.
- [sighs] Okay, I'ma need some glasses if I look any closer.
- Do you see it?
- No, what am I supposed to see?
- Can you read it?
- Yeah.
- Every single line is a, is a word,
is an expression, is my heart.
- Can you read it to me?
- No.
I want you to read it.
- I know you were scared but I was there.
And I'm still here.
I know you were wounded but so was I.
Yet,
we found a way to heal each other's wounds.
- Go on.
- [sighs]
- Go on.
- Until this baby
was created in so much confusion.
You have,
you have more love than you can handle.
- Don't stop.
Don't stop. - I can't keep reading this.
- It's okay.
- It's too much, Aaron.
- I meant every word.
This is just to help.
It's how I express myself when I feel like I can't talk.
- Aaron, make love to me.
Please?
Make love to me.
- ♪
- [elevator dings]
- Hi. - Hi.
- We spoke on the phone.
- So, formal. - Just doing my job.
- Well, I appreciate the professionalism.
- Thank you. So, what can I do for you?
- Uh, well, it's a new apartment and I just need a full sweep.
Cameras, bugs, all that stuff.
- Yeah, no problem. - Okay, thanks.
- Where'd you like me to set up?
- Um, uh, anywhere is fine.
- Okay, well, this shouldn't take long.
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
- I'm just impressed.
- Why?
- I mean, you got the gadgets, and the professionalism
and the website and all the things.
- You thought I was just a stripper?
- No, I didn't say that. I'm just...
- Yeah, that's what you all think.
- No, I mean, you were always smart in college.
- Yeah, got out, couldn't get a job.
So, I had to take care of myself.
Until this takes off, I'll be doing what I gotta do.
- [beep]
- Well, you do what you gotta do.
- Damn, this apartment.
- I'm glad you like it.
- Yeah, you killin' the game.
- I do alright.
- I love it. Where do you want me to start?
- Uh, you can start, how about starting here in the kitchen?
And just go room to room to room.
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
- [phone rings]
- Hello.
Yes. Please let them up.
Thanks.
- You got company?
You wanna keep this private?
- Oh no. It's just the girls.
- Oh.
Danni included?
- Yeah.
- Shit.
- What is that about?
- She treats me like shit.
- What'd you do?
- Nothing.
- Hmm, well, if that's the case,
then she treats everybody like shit she likes.
- What?
- Yeah, I mean, at first.
She doesn't want you to know she likes you.
Between you and me.
- You're serious? - Yeah.
I mean, although, with you, she might seriously
not be feeling you because of your um...
- Job? - Occupation, yes.
- [elevator dings] - Yeah, same difference.
- I need a drink.
- Hi, Sabrina.
- Hi. - Hey, Danni.
- I see you're still here.
- I am. - Mm-hmm.
- Are we keeping the place? - Hell yeah.
- We are here to talk about Karen, right?
- Right.
- Hey, girl. - Hey, girl.
- Nice to see you El Fuego.
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
- I asked him to do some work.
- What kind of work?
- Oh you can, you can keep going.
- Okay. I'll start in the bedroom.
- Great. - Oh yeah, the bedroom.
- Stop it.
- She wouldn't.
Good to see you. - Good to see you too.
- These are heavy chairs. You did good.
- Yeah, very expensive.
- What is this goat fur?
- It is actually, wow.
How'd you know?
- I be knowing.
- What is he doing here?
- Girl, she think Gary got the place bugged.
- Shut up. - Oh, that's sick.
- Well, I wouldn't put it past him.
- You really think that he's doing that?
- Well, we'll know in a bit.
- Well, maybe we shouldn't be in here.
- Sabrina, it's fine.
Danni, it's fine.
- What if the place is really bugged?
- We will find out in a moment.
- Mm, okay.
I mean, what is he doing with those tools?
- Girl, he got him a little business, child.
- Doing what?
- You remember he was good with computers
and technology in college. - Oh yeah, he was.
So, why doesn't he do something like that instead of...
- Shaking that ass, swinging that thing.
- Yeah. No judgement. No judgement.
- Sounds like judgement. - No.
- And also, he tried to get a job
and no one was hiring him.
At least, not making any real money.
So, now he's trying to get his business off the ground.
- Aw, well, isn't that special.
- Hopefully it works out for him.
- So, can we talk about Karen?
- Okay, can you pour me a drink?
Can we do that, first, before we get into that shit?
- Yep.
- I went by the salon and Karen's been missing all day.
- What?
- Yeah, Pam said that she left earlier with Aaron.
- Oh, I wonder where they went.
- I don't know but I'ma call her and find out.
- You said all day? - Most of the day.
- Hmm.
- Hmm, what?
- Well, are y'all ready for this?
- That's what we are here for. - Okay.
- She said she wants Zac back
and uh, she gonna get him back.
- He's happy with Fatima.
- I told her that. - No, like really happy.
And, uh, also crazy but crazy about each other.
- I know. And I saw the house.
- You saw it? - That shit's dope.
- It's nice. - It's nice.
- Karen's not gonna be happy about that either.
- I know.
- What are we supposed to do?
- What can we do? - Maybe we can just reminder her
how many times Zac gave her an STD.
- Oh shit.
- Wow, um, I wouldn't do that.
But reminding her of the bad things may work.
- I tried that.
- And what happened?
- Well, baby, let's remind you of all the bad shit Gary did.
- We are talking about Karen.
Can I remind you of that?
- Well, we might as well make this about you.
We're already here looking for cameras and shit.
- Danni.
- How you know that -- ain't in there
putting up cameras as we speak?
- Oh, that's actually a good point.
I'm gonna go keep an eye on him.
I'll be back. I'll go check on him.
- Karen's not doing well. - I know.
- We have to help her some kind of way.
- Girl, we've all been through our own version of this.
- Hmm, yeah I know.
- I wonder where they went.
- Do you think they went to the doctor?
- That would explain all damn day.
- I think we need to call her then.
- No, we gotta roll up on that ass, go to her house.
- Yeah, that's a better idea.
She's not gonna pick up our calls.
- Andi.
- ANDI: Huh, yeah?
- How much longer this gonna take?
- I don't know.
- EL FUEGO: Gonna be another ten minutes.
- Yeah, well we wanna go to Karen's.
- Why?
- We think that she went to the doctor today.
- With Aaron? - Mm-hmm.
- Huh? - Has she called you today?
- No, she hasn't.
Uh-uh, something's up.
Okay, as soon as he finishes we'll go to her house.
- Okay. - 'Kay.
- Hurry up.
Tell him to hurry up.
- Okay, no bugs.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, nothing.
- Okay, that's great.
- Sure. - How much do I owe you?
- For you, it's free.
- No, come on. I have to pay you something.
- Nah, nah, it's all good.
Well, I'll see you ladies.
- Uh, let me, uh, let me holler at you for a second.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. Let me get that for you.
- What's up?
- I just, I been a little stressed lately.
And I wanted to make sure you good.
You know, we're good.
- Just like that?
- Well, I mean, I would explain but I just can't right now.
- Okay.
- Maybe you could take me to dinner and we can talk.
- No.
You can cook me a good home cooked meal
then we can talk about it.
- So macho. Okay, fine.
- Okay, I'll see you then.
- See you later.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- So, your place is not being bugged.
- Yeah, that's a good thing.
- Yep.
- You really think he was gonna do that?
- Well, now we know he wasn't.
- Andi.
- Look, I just had to check and be sure.
- Okay.
- What's that face? - It's just not a normal thing
to have to check for, but it's fine. Let's move on.
- Let's go to Karen's.
- Let's just go from one drama queen to the next.
Karen, here we come. - Wait.
- I didn't say it. - I have to grab my shoes.
You, wait, you feel that way? I'm gonna get my shoes.
- [phone ringing]
- Hi. - Hi, I think it's getting late.
- Are you standing me up? - I really don't want to.
But I have to go see my girlfriend.
She's going through some things.
- Okay, you wanna come to my hotel later?
- No, I, I think it'll be too late.
- I don't mind waiting.
I've been wanting to see you for a while.
- You know what? How about you come to my place?
- Really? - Yeah.
Spend the night with me.
- Mm, I like the sound of that.
- I'll have the doorman let you up.
- Alright, great.
I'll see you then. - Okay, I'll try and hurry.
- I can tell you all about the fun I'm about to have.
- What fun is that?
- Nah, I think I'd rather see your face
when I tell you about it. - I'd love that. Sounds great.
- Alright, I'll see you later.
- Okay.
Shoes.
- [sighs]
Oh hey. - Hi.
- You're here late.
- I could say the same thing about you.
- I'm just catching up.
- I see.
How's it going?
- What you mean?
- Heard about earlier.
Sorry about that man. - Yeah, this -- loser, bro.
But, it's, it's all good.
- You sure.
- Yeah man, it's really good.
For real. - Good.
[sighs] - So, you need something, or?
- Shit man, I mean, you tell me.
You know, I'm kinda new around here, so.
- Right.
You're only here for a few days right?
- Yeah, then I'm back to London. - Oh okay.
So, what you wanna know?
- I mean, the shit that's going on around here,
man, it's crazy.
- Yeah. - I mean, Fatima.
- Man, you need to stay away from her. For real.
Actually, you ain't gotta worry about it 'cause she gone.
- Oh shit. Good, I mean, she should be.
Right? That's some crazy shit. - Yeah, I know.
- And then her boyfriend came in?
Are you, are you good? - Yeah, man, I'm good.
I'm good.
But uh, that bitch is gone.
- Come on, man. What, what did, what did she do?
- What you mean?
- I mean, a young handsome dude like you.
What, she went crazy over you?
- Ah, shit, you already know.
- I know. - Hey, but I'm telling you.
These bitches in Atlanta be wilding out bro.
That's why, um, I started dating only the white girls.
- I see. - You see, gotta be careful.
- What happened? - That bitch is crazy.
I mean, she showed up at my house
with a bat, -- my house all up,
smashing my car windows and shit.
- What the hell? Why would she do that?
- She's jealous, bro.
- Is she? - Oh yeah.
Look, I told her like this, I said,
look, I don't want you like that no more.
Right? But she keep coming at me.
- Oh. - And now she knows I moved on.
White girl. And now she acting all jealous.
Like, honestly, I can't get rid of this bitch.
- Huh. You know there was some talk about
you harassing her boyfriend. - Who told you that, Andi?
- Nah, it's just, you know, water cooler talk.
- Right.
I don't know why they would say that.
- Huh. - Yeah.
Yeah, she messing around with some ex-con now.
- Oh, I see. I see. - Yeah.
- Uh, we're y'all, y'all messing around
when y'all were working here?
- [laughs] You already know.
- Oh shit. - [laughing]
- Do your boss know? - No, no, no.
No, we got a no fraternization policy around here.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- That's right, that's right.
- Oh, you know what?
It's actually good that you don't work here, right?
- Why?
- Come on, man.
I know you hittin' Andi.
- What? - Oh yeah. [laughs]
Yeah, I know. - Why would you think that?
- The way y'all talking all the time.
Come on, man, you can tell me.
Come on.
- No, we're not.
- You not?
- No.
I'm gay.
- What? - Yeah.
You're actually more my speed.
- Yeah, I don't get down like that bro.
- I see.
We work together so that can never happen.
- Yeah, that ain't the only reason.
- It's okay. - Um, 'kay.
So, your practice is in London
so if you were actually hittin' Andi
you wouldn't have to worry about that I guess.
- Yeah, but I'm gay so it doesn't really matter.
I love her shoes.
- Okay.
- Yeah, well, I'm gonna get out of here.
- Cool.
- You have the best night.
- Thank you.
So, you sticking around?
- Yeah, I got the partners meeting.
- Right. Yeah, I got that email.
What's up with that?
- No idea.
- Okay. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
- Mm, yes you will.
- But still sitting there.
- I guess I am.
- I'm not interested, bro. - That's okay, I got you.
- I don't... - I got you.
Something tells me you might be.
- You way off on that one, bro.
- Mmm.
- Yeah, you can, you can go.
- Alright. - Alright.
- Hey, you stay away from them crazy ass chicks.
- Okay.
- Cool.
- [phone ringing]
- Hello. - WOMAN: We have a collect call
from an inmate at the Fulton County Detention Center.
To accept press one.
- Hello. - Yo.
- Hey, babe. I'm so sorry.
- Andi, told you what happened?
- Yeah. - ZAC: You alright?
- I'm fine.
- I'm glad you out. - FATIMA: How did you know?
- I was gonna keep calling til you answered.
- Yeah, I'm out.
But Zac, I'm so sorry about all this.
- For what?
- I shouldn't have went after his ass.
- No, you should have.
- FATIMA: Zac.
- No, -- that.
You always ridin' for me. This time I rode for you.
- No Zac, this is bad.
- It's alright, man. Stop trippin'. It'll be good.
- Zac, you have a record.
- I know. I know that. Relax.
- What if the judge doesn't? - Yo, we not doing all that.
Alright? Don't even work through the negativity. Right?
You've been my rock all this time so just be happy.
- I know, you're right.
- So, just go get one of them self help books
and tell me something good.
- I don't need a self help book to tell you that I love you.
- I love you too, baby.
- I just, I feel bad about all this.
- Hey, we're gonna get through this.
Stop, stop trippin'.
You doin' too much. - I just hate that asshole.
- Alright, okay, I hate that asshole too
but he ain't on the phone.
It's just me and you.
- You right, you right.
- And why aren't you down here?
- 'Cause Andi made me leave. - ZAC: [laughs] Just playin'.
Relax. - No she did.
--, I woulda stayed down there all night.
- With what, a picket sign that said hashtag free Zac.
- Zac, it's not funny.
Seriously.
I was gonna call every person I knew to get you out.
- You ain't gotta do that no more. I'm, I'm paid now.
I'ma make bail, relax. - I hope so.
- No don't, we not doing that. Don't, don't hope so.
We stayin' positive right?
- I just miss you.
- It's only been one day.
- Yeah, and that's a day too long.
- Alright, I'll be out soon.
- Hope so. - I will, and when I come out,
we moving in to our house, right?
- Your house.
- Our house.
- Zac, last time I checked, ain't no ring on this finger.
- There will be soon, trust me, I got you.
- I love you. - I love you too, baby.
So, stop with all the sad shit.
Alright, we gonna get through this.
- I know, I just I can't help but feel
like I got you into this.
- You didn't get me into shit.
Yo, he ain't gonna be walking around
disrespecting you, like, I ain't having that.
So, I made the choice to -- him up.
I gotta deal with it. Stop apologizing.
- Zac. - Shit, you did the same thing.
- Okay, yeah.
- I'm sorry, you ain't gonna out shine me, looking out for you.
- Okay.
- Listen, I'm tired of all this sad shit.
Alright, until they get me off this phone
I need you tell me something good.
Like, what you cookin'?
- Cookin'? I can't eat nothing right now.
- Shit, lie to me. I'm in jail, --.
Tell me something, come on. Make me feel like I'm there.
- Okay, um, I made some fried chicken.
- Yeah, sounds good.
- Yeah, and um, some mashed potatoes
and kale greens.
- Just keep talking.
- Apple pie and yeah, all your favorites.
- [beeping] - I gotta go, baby.
- [beeping]
- I love you. - [beep]
- [laughing]
Whoa.
[laughing]
Oh shit.
I'm, I'm sorry. Did I wake you?
- Nah, I was up.
- Oh, okay, good.
Good.
Woo. - You good?
- I'm spinning.
Spinning. - You okay?
- Yeah. - You sure?
- Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm good. - You're, you're stumblin'.
- I'm, -- cool.
-- cool. - Cool.
- [laughs] Woo.
Mouth kinda dry.
Could use some water though.
- I'll get you some.
- That's a plan.
You know where it is? - Yeah, I got you.
- It's right in the TV.
- [laughs] Nah, it's in the fridge.
- Ah, there too.
- Yeah, you drunk.
- I gotta stop this room from spinning.
Stop spinning.
- Here you go, my man. - Ah, thank you, my good man.
Mmm.
I was out.
- You went hard, huh? - Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yep, trying to get my mind off of this girl who ain't shit.
- Really?
- Nah, man, she's, she's wonderful, man.
But, she ain't tryin' to check for me.
She keeps thinkin' I'm some kind of asshole.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah. Hmm, she thinks I'm gay. - Oh.
- And no matter how many times I try to tell her goofy ass
that I ain't gay, she still ain't tryin' to hear me.
- I'm sorry. - Mm, me too.
I ain't gay.
- I get it.
- How the hell do you get it?
Yo' ass is gay.
- Nah, I do what I need to for the money.
- Hmm, that's bullshit.
- Shit, there's a lot of people out there like me.
I don't want a man.
- Okay, see, yeah that's, then, then why do you do it?
Huh? - [sighs]
It's about survival.
I do this shit women too.
- Alright, well, maybe you bisexual.
- Nah, -- I'm cash sexual.
- Cash sexual.
[laughs]
I like that.
Cash sexual. I'ma use that.
Mm-hmm.
- Why does she think you're gay?
- [laughing]
Now this some funny shit.
- Mmm.
- We were intimate.
- Mm-hmm. - And I found her vibrator.
- And?
- And I told her to use it.
- Wait, why would you do that when you got your stuff ready?
- Mmm.
- What, you got a problem getting it up?
- -- no. Shit. What you think I am?
Hmm, I told her to use it on me.
- Oh.
Oh shit. - Mm-hmm.
Damn right, oh shit.
You ever try it?
- Nah, I don't let nothing get in my ass.
- You don't know what you missing bro. Woo, hoo, hoo.
- Nah, I'll pass. I got a do not enter sign back there.
- See, see that's the, that's the crazy thing
about your ass.
You can let or you can go, you can go up in the man.
- Mmm. - You can go up in a man.
- Nice catch. - But he can't go up in you?
- Look it, a hole's a hole.
If the cash is right. - Cash is right.
[laughing] If the cash is right.
- Is right, exactly.
- Woo, the cash is right.
I'm gonna take another sip of this.
You a good guy Que.
But I am taking my ass to bed.
- You want me to show you?
- Show me what?
- How it feels?
- [laughing] -- you need to go to bed.
Or better yet, take your ass to couch.
- Yeah, I am on the couch.
- Yeah, yeah and you gonna stay there.
You crazy.
- I'm serious.
Are you sure?
- ANDI: Next, on "Sistas".
- This --.
- Hey. - Oh shit, um.
- [screams]
- The majority of ownership has been sold to Mr. Parker.
- [applause]
- Congrats, again. - This is gonna be fun.
- We talked to his probation officer.
- I'm off probation.
- No, you were put back on because of your recent arrest.
So, you my friend, are not getting bail.
We're going for a minimum of 10 to 15 years.
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