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Oh, hello, there!
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Didn't see you creeping up
behind me.
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Welcome. Come on, come in here
and listen
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to this wonderful tale of woe.
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Not woe as in,
"Ah, bummer, man!"
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But woe as in,
"Whoa! That's amazing!
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"I can't believe that pretty
much actually happened!
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"With a couple
of embellishments
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"along the way."
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Our tale is a tale
of two islands.
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One is a teeny-weeny
beautiful,
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little tropical island
in the Pacific Ocean
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called American Samoa.
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Home to a wonderful people,
who are deeply religious,
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hardworking and deeply religious.
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But the other island,
that was a man.
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The Palagi white man!
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And just like
any incredible story,
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our tale begins
with utter humiliation.
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Well, here
they come. American Samoa.
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A bit of smiling going on,
but some apprehension as well.
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{\an8}Well, that's the first one.
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{\an8}Goal!
It's three.
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{\an8}They scored again.
Five for the Socceroos.
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{\an8}Goodness me. Humiliation.
Boys against men.
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{\an8}Oh dear, oh dear.
Hard to keep count.
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{\an8}It's getting embarrassing.
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{\an8}Goal. Goal. Goal.
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{\an8}Just too easy. Goal.
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Thirty-one. American Samoa
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on the wrong end
of the biggest
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World Cup hammering ever.
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And 10 years later,
they were just as bad.
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{\an8}In fact, I think they had
actually gotten worse.
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{\an8}Come on!
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American Samoa!
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Samoa!
Samoa!
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{\an8}You guys suck!
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{\an8}
Oh, we're going to lose.
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Okay, we can do it.
Come on.
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We're going already!
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What are you doing?
Goal!
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Oh, my gloves
weren't even on yet.
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- Pisa, put your gloves on.
- I'm not even ready!
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Come on!
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- Help, help, help!
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Goal!
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Move out. Move out.
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Goal!
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- Goal!
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That was
a terrible first half.
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And now I'm forced
to give you a growling.
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Are you ready
for the growling? Hmm?
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Yes.
Okay, you asked for it.
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Get ready.
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You were bad. You are bad.
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That was bad.
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Where's the heart?
Where's the spirit?
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You have to play
with heart and spirit.
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You're bad. Bad!
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Okay, Ace,
I'll take over from here.
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Yeah, I think that's best, yeah.
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Okay, gentlemen, listen up.
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In case you don't know me,
I'm Tavita Taumua.
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I'm the President
of the Football Federation
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of American Samoa.
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But I think you all
do know me.
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- Hi, son.
- Hey, Dad.
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I'm here
to beg something
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from you for the second half.
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I know we've never ever
scored a goal, ever!
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But we have to
because I've made a bet
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with the heads
of the football federations
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from the other islands
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that we could.
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And if we don't,
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they're going to draw
a lady boobs on my face.
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That's some
pretty powerful motivation.
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Both teams,
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- please return to the field.
- Okay! 45 minutes left!
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Let's go, American Samoa!
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One heart!
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Hey, guys,
heads up.
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Not all of the goals went in.
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So, that's heart and spirit.
Right, Tavita?
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Ace, you're a lovely guy,
but you're a terrible coach.
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You're sacked.
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Okay, cool. That seems fair.
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Yeah, take a look.
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Count the boobs.
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Count them.
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Individual boobs or pairs?
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I'll save you the trouble.
There's 11 pairs.
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- Eleven pairs.
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They drew these
with permanent marker.
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You know what permanent means?
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Forever!
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Aren't you guys sick
of losing?
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We haven't scored one goal
in the history
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of our country trying
to have a soccer team.
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Doesn't that strike you
as odd?
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Mark my words,
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things are going to change.
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I'm going to get us
a new coach.
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Huh?
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New coach.
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Where am I going
to find a new coach?
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You have to look off island.
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No, that's treason.
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Treason is sending
that poor team
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to play games they have
no hope of winning.
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You have to think
outside the box.
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Hmm, well, sometimes the box
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is too small
to think inside of.
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Maybe I will do it.
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I've already done it.
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I've rung the American
Football Federation
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to put an ad up for the job.
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Dad, we don't need some Palagi
with his white savior complex
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to come teach us
how to play soccer.
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Daru!
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But there's so many other
great coaches on the island.
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- Like who?
- Like Ace.
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I sacked him.
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He's no good with pressure.
He hates pressure.
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You hate pressure,
don't you, Ace?
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Yeah, that's true. I hate it.
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There's only four weeks to the
World Cup qualifier, Dad.
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We should just get a coach
from the island.
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- Don't make me
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- hit you with this sandal.
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We are getting a real coach.
That's it!
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And don't think
I haven't noticed
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those big boobs on your face.
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Whose boobs are those?
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I don't know,
they're drawings.
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Drawings of boobs
are a gateway
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to the real thing.
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Be careful, my mister.
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Look,
I know this season
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didn't go as planned.
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It's known
as the beautiful game,
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but let's face it,
it's a complicated game, guys.
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Football, soccer,
as you like to call it,
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is like life. You know?
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You're riding high in April
and shot down in May.
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Um, next season, I think,
we have a real shot.
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As long as you, uh, trust me
and allow me
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to play the system
that I like to play.
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Uh, I'm sorry, uh,
Thomas, did nobody tell you?
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You're... You're fired.
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Did honestly nobody tell you?
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- Rhys, did you not...
Yeah, of course, I...
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I'm fired? Are you joking?
Are you kidding me?
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Obviously, you're in shock,
which is understandable.
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And it is only natural
that you go through
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the five stages of grief,
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which Rhys, I think,
you have a...
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Yes. Thank you, Alex.
We'll just quickly run this...
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Thank you, Chris. There we go.
Yep, too far. Release it.
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Now, to... You've lost it.
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Settle it there.
Just, yep, there we go.
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Thanks, Chris. Spin it round.
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- No, you got to flip it.
Flip the...
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Yep, there we go.
And spin it round.
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Stage one, denial.
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This is not happening.
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There it is. That's it,
that's classic denial.
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Good news is,
you got two options. Rhys?
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Option one, that's where
you're currently at.
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Or...
Chris?
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Pacific Ocean?
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Uh, well, yes. Uh, but, no.
Specifically, American Samoa.
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American Samoa?
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Are you serious?
Is this a joke?
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Gail, do you know about this?
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Yes, it was my idea.
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Can't believe
you'd do this to me!
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- I deserve some respect.
- Oh, boy.
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I'm the only one in this room
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that knows anything
about this game.
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Stage two. Anger.
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That anger is real.
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Was he this angry
when you were married?
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He was calmer before.
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Thomas, you need to stop
thinking about this
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as some kind of punishment.
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This could be
a chance to heal.
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Maybe find a new direction.
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Oh, Gail!
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God, I love that, Gail.
That is so good. Excellent.
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I played this game
at the top level.
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This isn't fair.
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Fair?
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You want to know about fair?
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Oh, here we go.
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Let me tell you
a story, buddy.
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When I was
a kid, I had this dog.
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And I loved this dog.
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But then, he got older.
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And I guess he had
some anger issues.
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Wasn't the same dog.
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My dad said that we needed
to put the dog down.
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So, we take him outside,
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and this dog,
he is whimpering.
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We're taking him out.
"Oh, no, this isn't fair.
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"Remember how good
I was in the past?"
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And my dad made me
take that dog outside
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- and drown him in the pond.
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I'm the dog in this story?
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No, of course not.
I'm just telling you the story
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about my dog
when I was growing up.
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And the fact that my dad
was a bit of an asshole.
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Okay, look.
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I can change.
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I'm flexible, guys.
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Let's not make
any rash decisions here.
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Really,
really good stuff, Thomas.
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You are smoking through these.
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There's only two left.
Oh, that's great.
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- 'Cause I got to...
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- Wow.
- Chris?
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We only got one left.
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And it's my favorite one
of all.
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Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen,
hello, Mr. Rongen.
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Welcome to American Samoa.
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What is this shit?
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No naughty words,
pretty please.
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This is Who's On The Plane?
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American Samoa's
top-rated show.
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We interview people who travel
to the island on the plane.
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Well, I guess what everyone
at home wants to know is
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why have you come
halfway across the world
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to coach the worst soccer team
in the world?
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I have a very particular
set of skills.
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Skills I've acquired
over a very long career.
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Skills that make me
a nightmare
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for people like you.
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I've come here to impasse
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my knowledge
and unique insight
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into the beautiful game
and turn this team around.
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I'm not God,
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but I may as well be.
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Because I perform
more miracles than him.
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Okay, well,
one thing's for sure.
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The new coach
is very friendly and outgoing.
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We'll see you next time
for another edition
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of Who's On The Plane?
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Mr. Thomas Rongen!
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It's very nice
to meet you.
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I am Tavita, I'm the President
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of the Football Federation
of American Samoa.
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And also the cameraman
for Who's On The Plane?
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It's a small island.
We all have lots of jobs.
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Now, as an honored guest,
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we have a very special
surprise
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waiting outside. Okay?
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So, Gus will look after you.
259
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Yeah, you'll love this.
260
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This is so exciting!
Guys! Guys!
261
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Dad, why are we here?
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It's all part of my exciting
master surprise plan.
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Gentlemen, I am proud
to officially announce
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our new official
national coach
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of the American Samoa
soccer team.
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He's played with some of
the top players in the world.
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Oh.
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And, he's originally
from Europe.
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Oh.
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So, let's give him a warm
American Samoan welcome!
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Um, okay, guys, hey...
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Your chariot awaits.
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Okay, okay.
274
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Yeah, great stuff, guys.
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I think he feels
really welcome.
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We'll see you at training.
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00:14:24,911 --> 00:14:25,912
Hey. Dad,
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how many offshore people
applied for the job?
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00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,541
Oh, the response
was incredible!
280
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:31,126
Yeah? How many
people responded?
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00:14:31,293 --> 00:14:32,586
Well, there was him.
282
00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:34,337
Yeah, it was just him.
283
00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:36,464
But the fact
that he responded,
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absolutely incredible.
285
00:14:38,341 --> 00:14:39,384
I really think things
286
00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,136
are gonna turn around.
You know, son?
287
00:14:41,303 --> 00:14:42,804
It's like in The Matrix.
288
00:14:42,971 --> 00:14:46,057
I think this man is the Neo.
289
00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:54,107
Welcome
to American Samoa.
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With a population
of 57,534 people,
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{\an8}American Samoa is a United
States territory
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like Puerto Rico, but much
smaller and further away.
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The two main exports
are NFL players and tuna.
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It should not be confused
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with the independent nation
of Samoa
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with their cocky,
stuck-up people
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00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:18,590
always bragging about
their 24-hour McDonald's.
298
00:15:18,757 --> 00:15:20,508
- Even though we are both Samoan...
- Hey.
299
00:15:20,592 --> 00:15:21,885
...there are two Samoas.
300
00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,470
Can you drive faster?
301
00:15:23,553 --> 00:15:25,472
Oh, I would never break
the speed limit.
302
00:15:25,722 --> 00:15:28,350
It's 20 miles per hour
across the whole island.
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00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,101
Interesting fact. The bird
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00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,395
on the flag
of American Samoa...
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00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,233
Welcome to your new
accommodation.
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00:15:37,776 --> 00:15:39,611
Oh, that's your car,
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so you can move
around the island at will.
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00:15:43,698 --> 00:15:44,699
Mmm-hmm.
309
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:47,952
And now,
the pièce de résidence.
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Your castle awaits.
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00:15:56,961 --> 00:15:58,421
Your landlord is Sione.
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00:15:58,505 --> 00:15:59,839
He lives in the house
next door.
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00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:01,883
And he is available
seven-twenty-four
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to address your every need.
315
00:16:03,802 --> 00:16:05,220
Seven-twenty-four?
316
00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:07,013
Seven days out
of every twenty-four.
317
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,517
Well, I'll let you
get settled in.
318
00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:13,520
And I will leave this Welcome
to American Samoa video here
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for you to peruse
at your leisure.
320
00:16:16,356 --> 00:16:19,192
The qualifiers are only
four weeks away, Mr. Rongen.
321
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:22,570
All I want from our team
is just one goal.
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00:16:22,737 --> 00:16:24,155
One goal.
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00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,702
One goal.
324
00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:52,726
Hello?
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00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:57,897
Hello? Can I use the phone?
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00:17:20,211 --> 00:17:21,463
Rongen won the MLS
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Coach of the Year award
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00:17:22,881 --> 00:17:24,966
and coached the US men's
national team.
329
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,051
But his career
went mysteriously
330
00:17:27,135 --> 00:17:28,887
off the rails two years ago.
331
00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:31,598
And I think the question
we're all wondering is...
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00:17:31,765 --> 00:17:33,725
Why have you come halfway
across the world
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00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,853
to coach the worst soccer team
in the world?
334
00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:41,858
Coach Rongen has
335
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,359
{\an8}- a colorful reputation.
- What, what, what, what?
336
00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:46,863
But the team is hopeful
he can save them
337
00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:49,115
from another
international humiliation.
338
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,035
We caught up with him
as he got off the plane.
339
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:53,661
Welcome to American Samoa.
340
00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:54,746
What is this ?
341
00:17:54,829 --> 00:17:58,166
Oh, you're from TV.
Famous guy.
342
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,126
Welcome
to the convenience store.
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00:18:00,293 --> 00:18:01,920
I see you found
our conveniently
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00:18:02,003 --> 00:18:04,172
located libation station.
345
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,925
And conveniently, we're
the local movie rental place.
346
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,885
And the convenient
dreamcatcher outlet.
347
00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:11,805
You guys have a public phone
that I could use?
348
00:18:13,181 --> 00:18:14,182
Hello?
349
00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:15,850
Excuse me?
350
00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:17,352
Hello?
351
00:18:21,648 --> 00:18:22,649
What the...
352
00:18:38,331 --> 00:18:39,707
Now, we gonna do
the Hollywood.
353
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:41,835
Ah, and that's where
you grab your leg.
354
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:45,255
Ah, and it's really sore,
and you fall down. Hollywood.
355
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:46,673
Arnold!
356
00:18:49,551 --> 00:18:51,344
Get up! Up, up, up!
357
00:18:51,511 --> 00:18:53,930
Oh, nice. Now, we're gonna
practice pointing and blaming
358
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:56,266
where you point to someone
and just blame them.
359
00:18:56,599 --> 00:18:57,767
Wait, wait, wait.
360
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:03,982
Ah. Mr. Rongen.
361
00:19:07,652 --> 00:19:09,070
Nice, little buddy. Okay.
362
00:19:09,237 --> 00:19:11,906
Go into the shop, get me
that bottle we talked about.
363
00:19:12,073 --> 00:19:13,533
Off you go.
Thanks, little buddy.
364
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:15,285
Run!
365
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:17,078
Well, gentlemen.
366
00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:19,956
I've been watching you.
367
00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,542
And it's safe to say,
you're useless.
368
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:27,046
You have zero talent, skill
or understanding of the game.
369
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:32,010
That is why we're gonna work
on two very simple things.
370
00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:34,345
Fitness and discipline.
371
00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:36,723
Cacio and the pepe.
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00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:37,932
Cheese and pepper.
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00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:41,311
Simple dish
but when made well, exquisite.
374
00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:42,729
So, this is what
we're gonna do.
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00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:45,481
We're gonna get into two lines
and we're gonna do sprints.
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00:19:45,648 --> 00:19:47,317
Down to the goal and back.
377
00:19:48,151 --> 00:19:49,402
Two lines! Suicides!
378
00:19:49,569 --> 00:19:52,739
Cheese and pepper!
Come on, let's go! Go!
379
00:19:52,947 --> 00:19:54,115
Why are we doing this?
380
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,034
Because I want to see
what you're made of.
381
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,161
You're all a bunch
of Daniel-sans.
382
00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,704
And I'm Mr. Miyagi.
383
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:02,415
I want to see how many of you
can make the full 90 minutes.
384
00:20:02,582 --> 00:20:04,792
Let's go! Cacio pepe!
385
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:16,304
- Oh, Jaiyah.
- Hi!
386
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,681
Hi, boys.
387
00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:21,100
Hey, hey, guys!
What's going on?
388
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,227
What were we just
talking about? Discipline.
389
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,647
All right. 200 sit-ups down
at the goal.
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00:20:26,064 --> 00:20:27,065
- Go!
391
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:29,233
Go, go, 200!
392
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,985
Hey, coach,
I'm so sorry I'm late.
393
00:20:31,069 --> 00:20:32,737
Oh. Ah, ah.
394
00:20:33,321 --> 00:20:34,697
I just came in from Hawaii.
395
00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,824
I'm in middle of, uh, talking
to the squad right now.
396
00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:37,909
So, uh...
397
00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:39,619
You must be team masseuse.
398
00:20:39,786 --> 00:20:41,162
Why don't you, uh,
set up in the...
399
00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:42,455
Oh. No, no, no.
I'm not the team masseuse.
400
00:20:42,622 --> 00:20:44,123
I'm one of the players.
401
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:47,001
Oh, no, I don't know
where the women's team train,
402
00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:48,086
but it isn't here.
403
00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:51,005
Oh, no, no, no.
Jaiyah's placed in the team.
404
00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:52,465
This team.
405
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:54,634
She's a woman.
406
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,803
Well, not yet.
407
00:20:57,804 --> 00:20:58,888
What the hell's going on? Ace?
408
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,556
That's Jaiyah.
409
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:02,600
She's our center forward.
Jaiyah.
410
00:21:04,018 --> 00:21:07,939
Okay. Good one.
411
00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:09,524
Humor. I get it.
412
00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:12,360
Sure, Jaiyah, go ahead.
Join the squad over there.
413
00:21:12,527 --> 00:21:13,903
Thanks so much, coach.
414
00:21:14,404 --> 00:21:16,197
Joke's on you now.
She's playing.
415
00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,157
Very good.
416
00:21:18,616 --> 00:21:20,076
Something not right
about this guy.
417
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:22,620
Well, he is white.
418
00:21:22,704 --> 00:21:24,414
No. Something else.
419
00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,125
Let's keep our eye on him.
420
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,961
All right, Ace.
421
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,504
Let's see what
they're made of.
422
00:21:31,879 --> 00:21:33,339
Look alive, bitches!
423
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:35,675
All right, come on. We're up.
424
00:21:35,842 --> 00:21:39,178
Wow, a ball! Mr. Miyagi is
really shaking things up.
425
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,016
Okay, Ace. Run me
through the team. Who we got?
426
00:21:43,558 --> 00:21:46,310
Okay, uh, that's Smiley.
427
00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:48,396
He's the D'Angelo of soccer.
428
00:21:48,563 --> 00:21:50,064
Hey, Smiley!
429
00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:52,984
Yeah. Oh! And that's Daru.
430
00:21:53,192 --> 00:21:55,194
He's known as the Bad Boy
of soccer.
431
00:21:55,403 --> 00:21:59,073
He's always sliding in
and getting carded. Very bad.
432
00:22:00,074 --> 00:22:01,868
Oh, that is Samson.
433
00:22:02,285 --> 00:22:03,369
What? Because of his hair?
434
00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:04,620
No, Samsung.
435
00:22:04,704 --> 00:22:07,999
He's named after the giant
Korean tech company.
436
00:22:08,624 --> 00:22:09,959
His father's name is Sony.
437
00:22:11,002 --> 00:22:15,173
Oh, and there's Jaiyah,
the Cindy Crawford of soccer.
438
00:22:15,673 --> 00:22:16,924
What's his real name?
439
00:22:17,884 --> 00:22:19,886
- Jaiyah.
- No, registered name.
440
00:22:20,386 --> 00:22:22,597
Oh, it's Johnny. But you never
want to call her that.
441
00:22:22,764 --> 00:22:24,307
Yeah. She's Fa'afafine.
442
00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:25,975
What does that mean?
443
00:22:26,142 --> 00:22:27,769
It's part of our culture.
444
00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:30,354
They're just one of us.
But different.
445
00:22:30,563 --> 00:22:32,190
But you guys are all cool
with this?
446
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:33,858
How can I put this?
It's like
447
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,903
imagine a world
without flowers.
448
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:39,822
Well, Fa'afafine are
our flowers.
449
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:42,283
Be a pretty dull world
without them.
450
00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:45,119
- Hmm? They're beautiful.
451
00:22:45,828 --> 00:22:47,997
And who's that large body
in goal?
452
00:22:48,414 --> 00:22:49,540
Oh, that's Pisa.
453
00:22:49,707 --> 00:22:51,667
He's not really a goalkeeper.
He's a midfielder,
454
00:22:51,834 --> 00:22:52,835
but he found the gloves
455
00:22:52,919 --> 00:22:54,170
- when Nicky...
- Wait, wait, wait.
456
00:22:54,337 --> 00:22:55,379
Who's that?
457
00:22:56,297 --> 00:22:59,300
That's Jonah. He's the Knight
Rider Car of soccer.
458
00:23:10,311 --> 00:23:11,479
Bring it in.
459
00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:14,232
Whistle, whistle. Bring it in.
460
00:23:14,398 --> 00:23:15,483
Bring it in, team!
461
00:23:17,568 --> 00:23:18,653
Sit down, sit down.
462
00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:22,657
That was terrible.
463
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,076
You're just pissing around
out there.
464
00:23:25,243 --> 00:23:26,953
You need passion
to play this game.
465
00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:28,663
It's embarrassing.
466
00:23:29,205 --> 00:23:31,249
I've every right to put
my foot up all your asses.
467
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:35,211
Oh, that's funny to you?
468
00:23:35,378 --> 00:23:37,088
Well, yeah.
I mean, it's a funny image.
469
00:23:37,797 --> 00:23:39,382
Sorry.
Just trying to have fun.
470
00:23:39,549 --> 00:23:40,633
Football's fun.
471
00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:42,593
Football's fun.
472
00:23:42,969 --> 00:23:44,262
I'll tell you what's not fun.
473
00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,472
Watching you prancing
and parading,
474
00:23:46,639 --> 00:23:48,808
fixing your hair
like My Little Pony.
475
00:23:49,183 --> 00:23:50,560
That's not fun.
476
00:23:53,437 --> 00:23:54,438
Armani.
477
00:23:55,148 --> 00:23:57,608
This young gentleman here
is what I'm talking about.
478
00:23:58,776 --> 00:24:01,404
This is passion personified.
479
00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:04,115
If I had 11 Armani's,
I could conquer the world.
480
00:24:04,782 --> 00:24:07,201
But alas, I only have the one.
481
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,744
I'll take that.
482
00:24:09,412 --> 00:24:11,122
You know what?
I've had it for today.
483
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:13,040
I'm going to leave Armani
in charge.
484
00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:17,128
He's going to be my eyes
and my ears.
485
00:24:17,753 --> 00:24:19,881
Anything Armani says, you do.
486
00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:24,218
Armani?
What shall we do today?
487
00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:29,223
Everybody,
shoulder exercise up.
488
00:24:29,765 --> 00:24:34,020
Up, down, up, down.
Double time.
489
00:24:35,479 --> 00:24:37,982
Welcome
to your voice mailbox.
490
00:24:38,191 --> 00:24:41,194
You have 18 saved messages.
491
00:24:42,028 --> 00:24:43,571
First saved message.
492
00:24:44,363 --> 00:24:45,364
Hey, Dad.
493
00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:46,699
I just saw you called.
494
00:24:47,366 --> 00:24:48,784
Where are you?
495
00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:53,456
Seriously. Like, where
in the world is Thomas Rongen?
496
00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:56,667
Okay, call me back.
497
00:25:19,357 --> 00:25:23,110
Old tin cans,
old tin cans!
498
00:25:23,277 --> 00:25:24,820
That's what I'm collecting.
499
00:25:25,196 --> 00:25:28,783
People just throw them away.
They wash up on the shore.
500
00:25:29,617 --> 00:25:33,371
They used to be valuable.
Not so much anymore.
501
00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:34,747
Is she talking to me?
502
00:25:34,914 --> 00:25:38,501
You're feeling alone,
because you are alone.
503
00:25:39,085 --> 00:25:41,254
Like these old metal cans.
504
00:25:41,671 --> 00:25:43,381
This isn't happening.
It's a mirage.
505
00:25:43,756 --> 00:25:45,299
Yes, this is happening.
506
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:49,470
You're just a skinny
white guy, sitting there
507
00:25:49,637 --> 00:25:51,889
looking out to sea
for answers.
508
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:59,105
But maybe the answers you seek
are right in front of you.
509
00:26:00,856 --> 00:26:03,943
Everybody deserves
a second chance.
510
00:26:04,026 --> 00:26:05,861
Even tin cans.
511
00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:08,572
Not that plastic bottle there, though.
512
00:26:08,656 --> 00:26:10,574
Not that. Not touching that.
513
00:26:11,575 --> 00:26:14,370
Family is what you make it.
514
00:26:14,829 --> 00:26:18,332
Here I come,
the old tin can lady.
515
00:26:18,499 --> 00:26:20,334
- Looking for my tin cans...
- Tin cans.
516
00:26:20,501 --> 00:26:21,794
...that's what I do
517
00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:23,254
- all day. Oh!
Darling!
518
00:26:23,421 --> 00:26:25,965
Oh, Tavita, you idiot!
- Did you speak to him?
519
00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:27,383
Yes, but what was all that
520
00:26:27,466 --> 00:26:29,802
tin can mumbo-jumbo shit
you made me say
521
00:26:29,969 --> 00:26:31,512
and all that "family is what
you make it" crap?
522
00:26:31,679 --> 00:26:33,806
It sounded like
that old lady from The Matrix.
523
00:26:34,098 --> 00:26:35,099
Nah, he's a Palagi.
524
00:26:35,182 --> 00:26:36,851
White people love
all that spiritual stuff.
525
00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:38,811
Can you imagine the world
without yoga?
526
00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:40,980
There'd be all this
unstretchy white people around
527
00:26:41,147 --> 00:26:43,482
- with no ethnic tattoos.
- And no white dreadlocks.
528
00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:45,693
Exactly! They need us.
529
00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:48,029
And I need that coach.
530
00:26:49,405 --> 00:26:51,615
Hey, guys!
That's great warming-upping.
531
00:26:51,824 --> 00:26:53,617
- Doing really well.
Ace.
532
00:26:54,327 --> 00:26:56,245
Oh! Mr. Rongen.
533
00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:57,955
- Ace.
- Yeah?
534
00:26:58,164 --> 00:27:01,000
You know, I just had the most
profound conversation.
535
00:27:01,167 --> 00:27:02,710
It was all about tin cans.
536
00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:06,339
Our team, they're like a bunch
of tin cans.
537
00:27:06,589 --> 00:27:07,590
Look at them.
538
00:27:07,757 --> 00:27:09,300
Discarded, crumpled,
539
00:27:09,467 --> 00:27:10,468
sitting in a bunker,
540
00:27:10,551 --> 00:27:12,386
waiting for an apocalypse
that may never come.
541
00:27:12,845 --> 00:27:14,138
But guess what, Ace,
542
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,848
we're gonna give those cans
a purpose.
543
00:27:16,015 --> 00:27:17,099
What's that, boss?
544
00:27:17,892 --> 00:27:19,393
We're going to start
a nuclear war.
545
00:27:20,644 --> 00:27:22,355
Gather around, tin cans.
546
00:27:22,438 --> 00:27:23,481
Come on, tin cans.
547
00:27:23,564 --> 00:27:24,899
We're going
to practice free kicks.
548
00:27:25,107 --> 00:27:26,317
Hustle, double time!
549
00:27:26,484 --> 00:27:27,777
Double time,
double time, hustle.
550
00:27:27,943 --> 00:27:29,737
The art of taking
the free kick
551
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:30,821
is about distraction.
552
00:27:31,197 --> 00:27:32,281
Here we go.
553
00:27:33,282 --> 00:27:35,284
- Whoa, whoa.
Oh.
554
00:27:35,368 --> 00:27:36,369
And that's how it's done.
555
00:27:36,535 --> 00:27:37,787
Distraction!
556
00:27:38,245 --> 00:27:39,830
Distraction. Follow my move.
557
00:27:40,289 --> 00:27:41,290
Hey!
558
00:27:41,457 --> 00:27:43,542
A small game called
the Human Hurdle.
559
00:27:43,709 --> 00:27:46,379
- And jump! And jump!
560
00:27:47,505 --> 00:27:48,839
Stop.
You go around.
561
00:27:49,673 --> 00:27:51,133
Cheese and pepper,
cheese and pepper!
562
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:53,969
The object of the game
is to hit the moving target.
563
00:27:54,637 --> 00:27:55,638
Useless.
564
00:27:55,805 --> 00:27:57,807
Baa, baa
black sheep
565
00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,058
Have you any wool?
566
00:27:59,225 --> 00:28:00,267
Keep the melody, please.
567
00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:01,685
Yes, sir, yes, sir
568
00:28:01,852 --> 00:28:02,853
Everybody wait.
569
00:28:02,978 --> 00:28:04,313
Stop play. Stop play.
570
00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,524
Jaiyah, any reason
why you're late?
571
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:07,858
Everybody else seemed
572
00:28:07,942 --> 00:28:09,902
to turn up on time
for training today.
573
00:28:10,069 --> 00:28:11,946
Why don't you run over there
and do some slaloms.
574
00:28:12,238 --> 00:28:14,073
Off you go. Let's go.
575
00:28:15,116 --> 00:28:16,158
Talk to one another.
576
00:28:16,325 --> 00:28:17,493
Come on! Concentrate.
577
00:28:26,168 --> 00:28:28,421
The object is turning speed.
Hustle, hustle.
578
00:28:28,587 --> 00:28:29,672
Hustle, hustle, bustle.
579
00:28:29,839 --> 00:28:31,048
You know what?
Forget about it.
580
00:28:31,132 --> 00:28:34,176
Forget about it. Hup, hup, hup.
581
00:28:34,635 --> 00:28:36,429
- Guys, head up, head up.
Get low, get low.
582
00:28:36,595 --> 00:28:38,180
Cheese and pepper!
- Get out of the way here.
583
00:28:38,347 --> 00:28:39,557
Cheese and pepper!
584
00:28:40,933 --> 00:28:43,269
The object is to get the ball
in the net.
585
00:28:43,644 --> 00:28:44,645
Concentrate.
586
00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:45,938
Look where you're shooting it.
587
00:28:46,188 --> 00:28:47,565
What the hell!
588
00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:50,985
Don't look at me,
look at the ball.
589
00:29:00,453 --> 00:29:02,496
Control it, Daru.
What is that? Is that a pass?
590
00:29:02,663 --> 00:29:03,914
One touch. Pass.
591
00:29:04,081 --> 00:29:06,417
One touch. Pass, pass.
Come on.
592
00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:08,669
Jaiyah, focus.
593
00:29:08,752 --> 00:29:10,880
You're controlling
the back line, let's go!
594
00:29:11,046 --> 00:29:12,047
And how would I say,
595
00:29:12,131 --> 00:29:13,674
"You're all useless.
I'm out of here"?
596
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,136
Way too long.
Forget it.
597
00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:18,345
Trust.
598
00:29:18,846 --> 00:29:21,849
Trust. Trust, okay. Trust.
599
00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:25,519
That's it, don't touch me.
Trust is broken.
600
00:29:28,898 --> 00:29:31,108
All right.
It's getting serious now.
601
00:29:31,525 --> 00:29:34,153
We're going to play
full 90 minutes with the ball.
602
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,239
Shirts versus bibs.
Three touches only. Go!
603
00:29:37,406 --> 00:29:40,075
Go, go, go!
604
00:29:40,743 --> 00:29:41,952
That's it, push up,
push up.
605
00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:43,954
Pressure, pressure, pressure.
606
00:29:44,997 --> 00:29:46,040
A little bit of urgency.
607
00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:47,958
Look at him, he's got all
the space in the world.
608
00:29:48,501 --> 00:29:49,919
Jaiyah! Look alive.
609
00:29:50,085 --> 00:29:51,837
Concentrate. Focus, Jaiyah.
610
00:29:52,004 --> 00:29:54,507
What are you waiting for?
Pressure, pressure, pressure.
611
00:29:56,425 --> 00:29:58,552
No, no, no! Squeeze him, Daru.
612
00:29:58,844 --> 00:30:00,137
Stay on your feet, man.
613
00:30:03,265 --> 00:30:04,350
Jaiyah, what are you doing
over there?
614
00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:05,809
Stop playing with your hair.
615
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,270
What the hell's that?
Come here.
616
00:30:08,729 --> 00:30:10,022
Why are you fixing your hair?
617
00:30:10,189 --> 00:30:12,274
This isn't some
voguing competition.
618
00:30:12,358 --> 00:30:13,692
This is international soccer.
619
00:30:14,568 --> 00:30:16,904
Stop that.
Get your shit together.
620
00:30:19,365 --> 00:30:21,075
Johnny, come back here
when I'm talking to you.
621
00:30:27,122 --> 00:30:28,791
My name is not Johnny.
622
00:30:28,958 --> 00:30:30,125
Your registered name
is Johnny.
623
00:30:30,209 --> 00:30:31,752
You'll be playing
under the name Johnny.
624
00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:33,212
And that's what I'm going
to be calling you.
625
00:30:33,462 --> 00:30:35,381
So, get used to it, Johnny.
626
00:30:39,468 --> 00:30:41,470
Call me Johnny,
again, one more time,
627
00:30:41,554 --> 00:30:43,305
and see what happens.
628
00:30:47,268 --> 00:30:48,269
Johnny.
629
00:30:49,895 --> 00:30:52,106
Oh, Jaiyah, no, he's a coach.
630
00:30:52,314 --> 00:30:53,607
Naughty, naughty.
631
00:30:53,691 --> 00:30:54,900
- Yeah, yeah.
632
00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:58,696
It's okay. I'm all right.
633
00:31:00,739 --> 00:31:01,740
Okay.
634
00:31:02,616 --> 00:31:03,742
Things are getting
pretty intense.
635
00:31:04,493 --> 00:31:06,954
So, it's, uh, time
to take a break, maybe.
636
00:31:08,122 --> 00:31:09,456
Ace, call lunch.
637
00:31:09,790 --> 00:31:11,792
You heard the man.
Have some lunch.
638
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,544
Cooling down.
639
00:31:13,919 --> 00:31:16,380
Especially, if your name
rhymes with fire.
640
00:31:18,966 --> 00:31:20,801
Sixth saved message.
641
00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:23,095
Okay, so,
642
00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:25,055
you don't actually know
how phones work
643
00:31:25,139 --> 00:31:26,265
is the vibe I'm getting.
644
00:31:26,724 --> 00:31:28,559
When it makes a noise,
you answer it.
645
00:31:29,435 --> 00:31:30,603
I mean, I know
you're probably working
646
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:31,895
with the team right now but
647
00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:36,400
maybe stop yelling at them
for a second and call me back.
648
00:31:36,942 --> 00:31:38,152
I'm around.
649
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:47,620
Hey, celebrity guy!
650
00:31:47,703 --> 00:31:49,288
Saw you on
Who's On The Plane,
651
00:31:49,371 --> 00:31:50,414
- coach.
652
00:31:50,664 --> 00:31:53,584
Soccer coach, you got the
toughest job on the island.
653
00:31:53,751 --> 00:31:55,169
These guys are
shocking.
654
00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:57,504
- Shocking.
Ah, coach!
655
00:31:57,588 --> 00:32:00,257
Welcome
to our humble restaurant.
656
00:32:00,591 --> 00:32:02,593
Tavita's Restaurant.
My restaurant.
657
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,011
How many jobs have you got?
658
00:32:04,178 --> 00:32:05,763
Ah, we all have a few jobs.
659
00:32:05,929 --> 00:32:08,432
We have to earn enough money
to keep the team going.
660
00:32:08,682 --> 00:32:11,602
- Garçon! Son, Daru.
- What?
661
00:32:11,894 --> 00:32:14,104
Please, escort
our esteemed guest
662
00:32:14,188 --> 00:32:16,774
to our exclusive
al fresco table.
663
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:20,152
Please. No special treatment.
I'll sit outside.
664
00:32:24,073 --> 00:32:26,158
They look up to you.
They depend on you.
665
00:32:26,408 --> 00:32:28,535
You got to be demanding.
But kind.
666
00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:30,371
Hello.
667
00:32:31,038 --> 00:32:32,039
Sir.
668
00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:35,209
Something to drink?
669
00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:37,753
Whiskey, beer, wine?
670
00:32:38,462 --> 00:32:40,130
Yeah, we got all those.
Which one?
671
00:32:40,422 --> 00:32:41,799
Whiskey, beer, and wine.
672
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,889
Mr. Rongen.
673
00:32:49,098 --> 00:32:51,600
Please accept this appetizer
674
00:32:51,684 --> 00:32:54,103
of raw fish marinated
in coconut cream.
675
00:32:54,436 --> 00:32:56,271
It's a real classic
of the islands.
676
00:32:56,355 --> 00:32:57,690
And it's on the house.
677
00:32:58,148 --> 00:32:59,191
How are things going?
678
00:32:59,566 --> 00:33:01,402
I can honestly say it's the
worst bunch of players
679
00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:02,653
I've ever come across
in my life.
680
00:33:02,736 --> 00:33:03,737
Oh.
681
00:33:03,821 --> 00:33:05,823
I have very particular
methods.
682
00:33:06,031 --> 00:33:07,533
And unless I get
the support I need,
683
00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:08,784
I just don't think
it's going to work.
684
00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:12,329
We have our own methods too.
Traditions.
685
00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:14,039
It's like with that appetizer.
686
00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:15,249
I'm sure that little fish
687
00:33:15,332 --> 00:33:17,251
didn't think that one day
it would be chopped up,
688
00:33:17,418 --> 00:33:18,585
covered in spring onions,
689
00:33:18,669 --> 00:33:20,337
a little bit of tomato,
yellow pepper,
690
00:33:20,504 --> 00:33:22,798
lemon zest
and a dash of chili.
691
00:33:23,173 --> 00:33:25,300
But if you ask anyone
around here,
692
00:33:25,384 --> 00:33:27,469
it's a better fish
because of it.
693
00:33:28,429 --> 00:33:30,639
You may need
to just marinate, too.
694
00:33:31,056 --> 00:33:32,391
See how you feel.
695
00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,560
One goal.
696
00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:37,563
One goal.
697
00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:40,899
One goal.
698
00:33:42,234 --> 00:33:43,444
One goal.
699
00:33:45,362 --> 00:33:46,530
One goal.
700
00:33:49,032 --> 00:33:50,075
One goal.
701
00:34:00,169 --> 00:34:02,045
Wow. That's really good.
It's really good!
702
00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:07,926
I want to swing
703
00:34:28,197 --> 00:34:30,449
Yes, I'm going to need
immediate backup.
704
00:34:30,532 --> 00:34:32,576
I'm engaged in a car chase.
705
00:34:32,743 --> 00:34:34,495
Wow, really?
- Looks like a Palagi guy,
706
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:35,829
he's driving like a maniac.
707
00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:39,082
He's maybe doing 35, 36 MPHs.
708
00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,835
That's fast!
- Also, um, my, uh,
709
00:34:41,919 --> 00:34:43,504
my siren's not working.
710
00:34:43,712 --> 00:34:45,964
Oh, jeez!
Okay, stay safe, Rambo.
711
00:34:46,131 --> 00:34:47,299
Oh, and can you get some kava
712
00:34:47,382 --> 00:34:48,717
from Uncle Pese
on the way home?
713
00:34:48,884 --> 00:34:50,636
Uh, copy that.
Yeah, okay, I love you, Mom.
714
00:34:50,803 --> 00:34:52,638
- I love you too, baby.
- Okay, love you.
715
00:35:00,646 --> 00:35:01,647
- Shit.
Yeah,
716
00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:03,023
this is the policeman.
717
00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:06,109
Can you please pull over
to the side? Yes.
718
00:35:11,907 --> 00:35:13,158
You're going to get
out of the car
719
00:35:13,242 --> 00:35:14,451
on the count of three.
720
00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:15,744
Are you ready?
721
00:35:17,037 --> 00:35:18,038
Three.
722
00:35:20,082 --> 00:35:21,083
Thank you.
723
00:35:22,793 --> 00:35:24,503
Okay, you punk rocker.
724
00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:27,673
Oh, hey, it's the guy
from the TV!
725
00:35:27,756 --> 00:35:29,466
That's me.
What seems to be the problem?
726
00:35:29,633 --> 00:35:32,302
Oh, I'll tell you what the...
727
00:35:32,761 --> 00:35:34,179
Hey, you okay?
728
00:35:34,596 --> 00:35:38,016
Hey. Let it out, big guy.
I got you.
729
00:35:43,856 --> 00:35:46,066
Oh, thank you.
I'm feeling better now.
730
00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:47,985
Now, listen, normally,
731
00:35:48,068 --> 00:35:49,862
I'd lock you up
and throw away the key.
732
00:35:50,028 --> 00:35:51,029
But right now,
733
00:35:51,113 --> 00:35:53,115
I'm just more angry
at my mango juice can.
734
00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:55,409
You stupid can!
735
00:35:58,036 --> 00:35:59,079
Fleetwood Mac!
736
00:35:59,329 --> 00:36:01,623
That's a hell of a right foot
you got there,
737
00:36:01,707 --> 00:36:03,542
Fa'agaloagliga.
738
00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:04,710
Rambo.
739
00:36:05,377 --> 00:36:06,378
Rambo.
740
00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:10,215
Gentlemen, allow me to present
our newest recruit,
741
00:36:11,049 --> 00:36:12,551
Detective Rambo.
742
00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:15,470
We already kicked him out.
He tried to arrest us all.
743
00:36:15,637 --> 00:36:16,972
You were playing
on private property.
744
00:36:17,139 --> 00:36:18,432
Yeah, that property
is my dad's property.
745
00:36:18,599 --> 00:36:19,892
Well, I don't make up
the rules, okay?
746
00:36:20,058 --> 00:36:21,101
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
747
00:36:23,854 --> 00:36:25,147
Bravo.
748
00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:27,107
You've just fallen for the
oldest trick in the book.
749
00:36:27,816 --> 00:36:28,984
Can't you see?
750
00:36:29,067 --> 00:36:30,861
This is exactly what
they want from us.
751
00:36:31,111 --> 00:36:32,321
- Who?
Them!
752
00:36:33,322 --> 00:36:34,740
The Imperialists.
753
00:36:35,407 --> 00:36:36,909
Divide and conquer.
754
00:36:37,409 --> 00:36:38,660
But we're not going
to let them.
755
00:36:38,744 --> 00:36:40,787
We've worked too long
and hard for this.
756
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:42,748
You've only been here
a few days.
757
00:36:43,123 --> 00:36:44,958
Rome was built in a day, man.
758
00:36:45,667 --> 00:36:47,294
I think we're doing
pretty well.
759
00:36:48,003 --> 00:36:49,004
Now, how about this?
760
00:36:49,463 --> 00:36:52,382
As a team, together,
we climb that mountain.
761
00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:53,884
{\an8}Who's with me?
762
00:36:54,343 --> 00:36:55,344
No.
763
00:36:55,427 --> 00:36:56,428
Coach,
my ankle is hurting me.
764
00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:58,513
I can't hear you.
Who's with me?
765
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,349
No, no, my mom is
expecting me.
766
00:37:00,515 --> 00:37:03,644
Come on, guys!
We're all in this together.
767
00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:05,228
Now, who's going to climb
that mountain
768
00:37:05,312 --> 00:37:06,521
with me as a team?
769
00:37:07,022 --> 00:37:08,023
Are you with me?
770
00:37:08,982 --> 00:37:10,525
Are you with me, my team?
771
00:37:11,318 --> 00:37:12,736
- Yeah, okay, then, yeah.
- All right!
772
00:37:12,903 --> 00:37:14,279
Okay, let's go. Yes.
Go.
773
00:37:14,446 --> 00:37:15,614
Let's go!
Yeah.
774
00:37:15,781 --> 00:37:17,157
Now, we're making
some progress.
775
00:37:22,663 --> 00:37:24,122
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
776
00:37:24,414 --> 00:37:25,540
Don't sit down.
777
00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:27,918
We're not there yet.
We haven't even started.
778
00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:30,796
- Ace, what's going on?
- It's curfew time.
779
00:37:30,921 --> 00:37:31,922
What?
780
00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:34,216
The bell means curfew.
It's time to pray.
781
00:37:34,383 --> 00:37:37,427
The whole island stops.
Same time, every day.
782
00:37:37,803 --> 00:37:39,513
But what am I supposed to do?
I'm not religious.
783
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,473
Pretend?
784
00:37:43,725 --> 00:37:46,186
Okay. I'll pray for you.
785
00:37:46,353 --> 00:37:49,189
When did that
ever work? Tavita!
786
00:37:52,818 --> 00:37:54,403
I've got three weeks left
to the qualifiers.
787
00:37:54,486 --> 00:37:55,570
We got a lot of work to do.
788
00:37:55,737 --> 00:37:57,489
So, tomorrow, I'm going
to start with fitness drills
789
00:37:57,656 --> 00:37:59,449
to see how many of them
can last a full 90 minutes.
790
00:37:59,866 --> 00:38:01,034
Ooh. Ah.
791
00:38:01,118 --> 00:38:03,412
Thomas, ah,
we won't be training tomorrow.
792
00:38:03,495 --> 00:38:05,247
- Why not?
- It's Sunday.
793
00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:06,915
- So?
- The team won't train
794
00:38:06,999 --> 00:38:08,417
on a Sunday.
That would be a sin.
795
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,501
Jesus Christ.
796
00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,294
Mr. Rongen,
you are very welcome
797
00:38:11,378 --> 00:38:12,421
to join us on Sunday.
798
00:38:12,587 --> 00:38:14,506
It could be a nice experience.
799
00:38:14,673 --> 00:38:16,174
You can see
how we worship God.
800
00:38:16,341 --> 00:38:18,260
This is church.
Football is church.
801
00:38:18,635 --> 00:38:20,220
You've got zero commitment.
802
00:38:20,387 --> 00:38:22,014
We're very committed
to church.
803
00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:24,224
This place is a carnival
of crap.
804
00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:25,559
Hey, look at this,
look at this.
805
00:38:25,726 --> 00:38:26,852
This bit, right here.
Right here.
806
00:38:26,935 --> 00:38:27,936
Off goes the chair.
807
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,646
- Ooh.
This guy's been fired
808
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:30,939
from his last three jobs
because
809
00:38:31,023 --> 00:38:32,024
he can't control himself.
810
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:33,775
I don't know.
He seems okay, now.
811
00:38:33,942 --> 00:38:35,027
Maybe he's different.
812
00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:36,278
I've coached
11-year-olds
813
00:38:36,361 --> 00:38:37,362
better than your players!
814
00:38:38,613 --> 00:38:39,656
Sure.
815
00:38:39,823 --> 00:38:40,866
I mean, look at this place.
816
00:38:41,033 --> 00:38:43,160
You've got a keyboard
and mouse and no screen!
817
00:38:43,618 --> 00:38:45,370
None of this shit
makes any sense.
818
00:38:45,537 --> 00:38:47,622
You don't even have a full
squad of players out there.
819
00:38:47,873 --> 00:38:49,750
No wonder you're the worst
team in the world.
820
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:51,752
Mr. Rongen,
you have made your point
821
00:38:51,835 --> 00:38:53,295
and now let me make mine.
822
00:38:53,587 --> 00:38:56,882
{\an8}Now, we here at FFAS
are honored that you are here.
823
00:38:57,215 --> 00:38:59,468
We want to improve,
we want to learn from you.
824
00:38:59,634 --> 00:39:02,429
But we will not deny
who we are just to win.
825
00:39:02,596 --> 00:39:04,681
These are our customs.
These are our ways.
826
00:39:04,848 --> 00:39:06,808
Your ways are shit.
You're failing.
827
00:39:07,601 --> 00:39:09,811
It's torture
coaching this team.
828
00:39:12,606 --> 00:39:14,941
Thomas, we were
under the impression
829
00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:17,360
that you wanted to be here.
830
00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:19,821
But if that is the wrong
impression that we are under,
831
00:39:19,988 --> 00:39:21,823
then you are free to go.
832
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:24,117
Seek your happiness.
833
00:39:24,493 --> 00:39:25,952
Unhappiness is a curse
834
00:39:26,036 --> 00:39:27,954
that I would not wish
on anyone.
835
00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:35,337
Okay. I quit.
836
00:39:46,223 --> 00:39:47,307
I told you guys.
837
00:39:53,146 --> 00:39:54,356
Hello?
838
00:39:54,523 --> 00:39:55,982
- Can you hear me?
Yeah.
839
00:39:56,149 --> 00:40:00,237
So, uh, here's the news.
Fresh off the press. I quit.
840
00:40:00,403 --> 00:40:01,863
- You can't quit.
- I quit.
841
00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,365
Today, officially.
842
00:40:03,532 --> 00:40:05,450
- Well, then go un-quit.
- Once you quit,
843
00:40:05,617 --> 00:40:07,702
you got to commit to the quit.
You know this.
844
00:40:07,911 --> 00:40:08,912
It's like this team,
845
00:40:08,995 --> 00:40:10,455
- they don't even want to win.
846
00:40:10,622 --> 00:40:12,457
For them, it's like
some sort of game.
847
00:40:12,624 --> 00:40:13,667
It is a game, Thomas.
848
00:40:13,834 --> 00:40:15,043
It's a sport.
849
00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,503
I can't work with these guys.
850
00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:17,838
I can't help them.
851
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,799
Thomas, we didn't send
you there to help them.
852
00:40:20,966 --> 00:40:22,676
We sent you there to help you.
853
00:40:25,137 --> 00:40:27,264
I don't need help.
I'm coming home.
854
00:40:27,430 --> 00:40:29,349
Home, I'm sorry, Thomas,
855
00:40:30,684 --> 00:40:32,602
but where is home now?
856
00:40:36,273 --> 00:40:37,357
Look,
857
00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,317
we'll be there
in a couple weeks
858
00:40:39,401 --> 00:40:41,403
for the qualifiers, okay?
And we'll get a drink.
859
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:42,571
- All right?
860
00:41:11,016 --> 00:41:12,017
Dear Lord,
861
00:41:12,184 --> 00:41:13,310
if you could please
862
00:41:13,393 --> 00:41:15,437
let the coach come back
wherever he is,
863
00:41:15,604 --> 00:41:17,480
to help us score
that one goal.
864
00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:18,648
Just one.
865
00:41:18,815 --> 00:41:20,275
Not too much to ask, I think,
866
00:41:20,442 --> 00:41:22,194
given we go to church
every Sunday
867
00:41:22,277 --> 00:41:23,528
and give 10 percent
of our income.
868
00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:24,946
But, uh, hey!
869
00:41:25,113 --> 00:41:27,324
All in your time.
Amene.
870
00:41:27,407 --> 00:41:29,159
Amene.
871
00:41:31,578 --> 00:41:32,746
Ah,
that didn't work.
872
00:41:32,913 --> 00:41:35,957
Ace, looks like
you're coaching today.
873
00:41:37,542 --> 00:41:40,712
Okay, just go for a run
to warm up your bodies, huh?
874
00:41:43,089 --> 00:41:44,090
Okay, Dad.
875
00:41:44,257 --> 00:41:45,926
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
876
00:41:46,426 --> 00:41:48,303
But I was just pissed
because...
877
00:41:49,095 --> 00:41:50,805
because you should be here
for this.
878
00:41:50,972 --> 00:41:53,475
They asked me to lead
the team out on Saturday.
879
00:41:54,434 --> 00:41:55,518
Where are you?
880
00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:11,117
Hi, coach.
881
00:42:13,286 --> 00:42:14,287
Hi.
882
00:42:15,914 --> 00:42:18,416
I just wanted to come by
and say sorry
883
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,460
about body slamming you
to the ground
884
00:42:20,543 --> 00:42:22,003
and choking you, and
885
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,673
also, just wanted to say
thank you
886
00:42:24,839 --> 00:42:26,716
for keeping me on the team
887
00:42:27,092 --> 00:42:28,260
so far.
888
00:42:30,178 --> 00:42:32,764
Well, uh, I'd like
to apologize too
889
00:42:32,847 --> 00:42:34,641
for not respecting your name,
890
00:42:35,517 --> 00:42:36,518
Jaiyah.
891
00:42:39,562 --> 00:42:41,773
Here. Peace offering.
892
00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:46,278
- What is it?
- It's from team lunch.
893
00:42:46,444 --> 00:42:47,445
You keep missing out
894
00:42:47,529 --> 00:42:49,239
because you get angry
and run away.
895
00:42:50,031 --> 00:42:51,866
You know,
you should eat first.
896
00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,827
And, then get angry.
897
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,288
Makes sense.
898
00:42:56,788 --> 00:42:58,039
Will you join me?
899
00:42:59,332 --> 00:43:00,333
Sure.
900
00:43:01,751 --> 00:43:03,003
College is cool.
901
00:43:03,169 --> 00:43:05,338
And I do some performing
when I'm not studying.
902
00:43:05,505 --> 00:43:07,132
So, do you think you'll come
back to the island
903
00:43:07,299 --> 00:43:08,466
once you finish your degree?
904
00:43:08,633 --> 00:43:10,343
No. There's really not much
905
00:43:10,427 --> 00:43:11,761
on the island
for young people.
906
00:43:12,178 --> 00:43:13,513
The job choices come down
907
00:43:13,596 --> 00:43:15,932
to the tuna cannery
or the army.
908
00:43:16,349 --> 00:43:19,102
And I don't really like fish
or guns.
909
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,563
So, you think you'll stay
in Hawaii then?
910
00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:23,732
Hmm. Maybe.
911
00:43:23,898 --> 00:43:25,817
I mean, there's not
as many fa'afafine there,
912
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:28,361
so you do get
a bit more prejudice.
913
00:43:30,196 --> 00:43:31,906
So, I hear you're married?
914
00:43:32,073 --> 00:43:33,074
And you have a daughter.
915
00:43:34,159 --> 00:43:38,079
Yeah, but tell me more about
this, um, fa'afafine thing.
916
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,664
What do you want to know?
917
00:43:41,124 --> 00:43:42,876
I mean, what are you
down there?
918
00:43:43,293 --> 00:43:44,544
Does it really matter to you?
919
00:43:44,711 --> 00:43:46,629
Well, it matters
to the officials in the game.
920
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,090
Okay, well,
right now I'm legal.
921
00:43:49,257 --> 00:43:51,217
But I have been taking
hormones for a while and...
922
00:43:51,384 --> 00:43:52,385
Right now?
923
00:43:53,011 --> 00:43:54,804
Let's just say
that eventually,
924
00:43:54,888 --> 00:43:57,557
I technically won't qualify
for the team.
925
00:44:00,935 --> 00:44:01,978
Can we talk soccer?
926
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,521
Yes.
927
00:44:04,356 --> 00:44:05,899
What am I watching here?
928
00:44:06,066 --> 00:44:07,776
Why is everyone bunched up
like old ladies
929
00:44:07,859 --> 00:44:09,277
gathered at a cake convention?
930
00:44:09,444 --> 00:44:11,196
Well, how are we supposed
to know about formation?
931
00:44:11,363 --> 00:44:13,406
No one taught us,
including you.
932
00:44:14,741 --> 00:44:15,742
Fair point.
933
00:44:16,242 --> 00:44:17,243
Look at this guy.
934
00:44:17,327 --> 00:44:18,411
Just standing there
in open space
935
00:44:18,578 --> 00:44:19,996
doing nothing.
Reminds me of you.
936
00:44:21,289 --> 00:44:22,374
That is me.
937
00:44:22,874 --> 00:44:23,875
Oh.
938
00:44:24,501 --> 00:44:26,878
Well, you're a natural born
defender.
939
00:44:26,961 --> 00:44:27,962
Not a forward.
940
00:44:28,129 --> 00:44:29,672
Wait, who is that in goal?
941
00:44:29,839 --> 00:44:31,508
That's Nicky Salapu.
942
00:44:31,841 --> 00:44:33,676
- That's Nicky Salapu?
- Yeah.
943
00:44:33,843 --> 00:44:35,762
The guy that let in
over 30 goals?
944
00:44:35,929 --> 00:44:37,847
Yeah, but he saved another 60.
945
00:44:38,223 --> 00:44:39,516
He looks pretty good.
946
00:44:39,682 --> 00:44:41,017
He's one of the best players
we've ever had.
947
00:44:41,101 --> 00:44:42,143
He's a legend.
948
00:44:42,310 --> 00:44:43,520
A legend of the fallen.
949
00:44:43,686 --> 00:44:46,022
- Shut up.
- You shut up, it's my house.
950
00:44:46,231 --> 00:44:47,357
It's my island.
951
00:44:47,524 --> 00:44:49,192
I don't even know
why we're watching this.
952
00:44:49,359 --> 00:44:51,611
Because most of these players
are retired.
953
00:44:51,778 --> 00:44:52,862
But they only gave up
954
00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:55,240
because everyone else
gave up on them.
955
00:44:55,824 --> 00:44:57,617
But if you came back
to coach us,
956
00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:58,910
I could help you find them.
957
00:44:59,452 --> 00:45:00,870
Because they're still good.
958
00:45:02,330 --> 00:45:03,748
I'll be the judge of that.
959
00:45:09,546 --> 00:45:12,090
Hey, famous guy and Jaiyah!
960
00:45:17,804 --> 00:45:20,557
Thomas Rongen. Nicky Salapu.
961
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,562
Well I'll be
a son of a bitch.
962
00:45:26,438 --> 00:45:28,481
The chickens have come home
to roast.
963
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:33,153
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.
964
00:45:34,279 --> 00:45:36,948
I let in over 30 goals
at international level.
965
00:45:38,032 --> 00:45:40,869
You're the best goalkeeper
American Samoa ever had.
966
00:45:41,953 --> 00:45:44,456
Isn't there something
about that defeat
967
00:45:44,539 --> 00:45:45,582
that still haunts you?
968
00:45:45,748 --> 00:45:47,542
- That you can't let go of?
- Of course.
969
00:45:48,293 --> 00:45:50,378
I replay that match on Xbox.
970
00:45:50,545 --> 00:45:52,255
American Samoa
versus Australia.
971
00:45:52,338 --> 00:45:53,381
But I play alone.
972
00:45:53,548 --> 00:45:56,885
And I get my revenge every day
by beating them 32, nil.
973
00:45:57,427 --> 00:45:59,179
Don't you want revenge
on Australia?
974
00:45:59,345 --> 00:46:01,097
But instead of Australia,
975
00:46:01,181 --> 00:46:03,391
it would be on a bunch
of other Polynesian islands.
976
00:46:04,392 --> 00:46:06,227
Some of them are close
to Australia.
977
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,314
How did you get
this coaching job?
978
00:46:09,397 --> 00:46:10,440
You're terrible at this.
979
00:46:11,274 --> 00:46:12,692
Can you just come back
to the team?
980
00:46:13,401 --> 00:46:16,905
They need work, yeah.
And they need a lot of work,
981
00:46:17,322 --> 00:46:20,742
but I see a bunch of guys
in that team, including her
982
00:46:21,075 --> 00:46:23,786
who all work multiple jobs
just to play.
983
00:46:23,953 --> 00:46:25,663
Who've got more heart
and they're dreaming bigger
984
00:46:25,830 --> 00:46:27,457
than nearly any
of the jaded fools
985
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,541
that mess around
in the pro league
986
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,126
for money they don't deserve.
987
00:46:32,045 --> 00:46:33,296
Don't tell them I said that.
988
00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:36,674
- Is he interested in playing?
989
00:46:36,841 --> 00:46:38,343
No interest, whatsoever.
990
00:46:38,801 --> 00:46:39,802
Who's next?
991
00:46:45,558 --> 00:46:47,769
That's called chutzpah,
Armani.
992
00:46:48,102 --> 00:46:49,270
And we like it.
993
00:46:49,437 --> 00:46:50,563
Excuse me, Squire?
994
00:46:50,730 --> 00:46:52,023
- Stretch the muscle.
- Ace?
995
00:46:52,607 --> 00:46:54,484
Mr. Rongen!
I thought you'd abandoned us.
996
00:46:54,651 --> 00:46:56,027
Ace, I'd like to apologize.
997
00:46:56,110 --> 00:46:57,278
- Oh.
- But I won't.
998
00:46:57,362 --> 00:46:59,322
- Oh.
- As a rule, I don't apologize.
999
00:46:59,489 --> 00:47:02,033
I'm not apologizing
for that, either. So, sorry.
1000
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,118
Daru? Daru, Daru.
1001
00:47:04,285 --> 00:47:06,579
Look, I know
you don't like me.
1002
00:47:06,746 --> 00:47:08,039
I don't like me.
1003
00:47:08,206 --> 00:47:10,124
But we need to work together.
1004
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,253
This formation is known
as the Sad Snowman.
1005
00:47:13,419 --> 00:47:15,129
This player, interchangeable
with this player.
1006
00:47:15,296 --> 00:47:16,297
This can cross here,
1007
00:47:16,464 --> 00:47:18,883
switch it around,
works this way too.
1008
00:47:19,717 --> 00:47:20,760
So, who we got next?
1009
00:47:28,351 --> 00:47:29,394
We got another one.
1010
00:47:29,561 --> 00:47:30,812
Nice one, Armani.
1011
00:47:30,979 --> 00:47:33,147
Wax on, wax off.
1012
00:47:33,314 --> 00:47:35,733
Wax on, wax off.
1013
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,068
We've also got
the three pigs.
1014
00:47:37,235 --> 00:47:38,570
The wolf is coming
all the way back here.
1015
00:47:38,736 --> 00:47:39,988
He's going to blow
your house down.
1016
00:47:40,154 --> 00:47:41,489
This is where we want to go.
1017
00:47:41,656 --> 00:47:43,449
All roads lead to Rome.
1018
00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:45,868
What is this shit?
1019
00:47:45,952 --> 00:47:47,662
Fucking Sharpie.
Get me another board.
1020
00:47:47,954 --> 00:47:49,205
Think of it like a fish.
1021
00:47:49,539 --> 00:47:52,709
On its own, slimy, smelly,
tasteless somewhat.
1022
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,962
But add some coconut cream,
lemon zest, chili,
1023
00:47:56,129 --> 00:47:57,714
let that sucker marinate.
1024
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,424
Now you've got
something special.
1025
00:47:59,757 --> 00:48:01,467
Allow yourself to marinate.
1026
00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:02,885
You'll be a better fish
for it.
1027
00:48:03,511 --> 00:48:04,554
Thank you, coach.
1028
00:48:05,138 --> 00:48:06,889
Ice is your friend.
1029
00:48:07,056 --> 00:48:09,017
It will help those muscles.
1030
00:48:09,183 --> 00:48:10,977
Oh, got you in the nads there.
1031
00:48:11,144 --> 00:48:12,979
Just another 25 minutes.
1032
00:48:16,899 --> 00:48:19,611
Three, four.
And then, other side.
1033
00:48:19,777 --> 00:48:21,654
Way off! Miss.
1034
00:48:22,447 --> 00:48:24,699
- He finds it.
1035
00:48:24,782 --> 00:48:27,368
Get up. Not at the top yet.
Keep going.
1036
00:48:27,535 --> 00:48:29,245
I know it's hard,
but if we can do this
1037
00:48:29,329 --> 00:48:30,913
as a team, we have a chance.
1038
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,915
We've got defense sorted.
1039
00:48:33,082 --> 00:48:34,959
- But our midfield...
- Mm-hmm.
1040
00:48:35,835 --> 00:48:37,253
All right, my man.
1041
00:48:37,337 --> 00:48:38,630
- All right.
- There you go.
1042
00:48:38,713 --> 00:48:39,714
Thank you, coach.
1043
00:48:39,797 --> 00:48:40,798
- See you Monday?
- For sure.
1044
00:48:40,965 --> 00:48:42,550
- I won't let you down, coach.
- Amazing.
1045
00:48:43,551 --> 00:48:44,594
Excellent.
1046
00:48:50,808 --> 00:48:51,809
So, who's next?
1047
00:48:58,274 --> 00:48:59,734
Nice.
Nice, Daru. Good energy.
1048
00:48:59,942 --> 00:49:01,778
Good energy. Good, good, good.
1049
00:49:01,944 --> 00:49:03,696
Hop, hop, hop. Bunny rabbit.
1050
00:49:03,863 --> 00:49:04,906
Push, push, push.
1051
00:49:05,073 --> 00:49:06,491
Good.
Control that back line.
1052
00:49:06,658 --> 00:49:09,118
That's it, Jaiyah, leadership.
That's what I'm talking about.
1053
00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:13,331
Pelé, Maradona, Rongen. Whoo!
1054
00:49:13,414 --> 00:49:15,667
Wax on, wax off.
1055
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,835
Wax on, wax off.
1056
00:49:18,378 --> 00:49:20,004
Wax on, wax off.
1057
00:49:20,171 --> 00:49:21,714
Look, right here. Maldini.
1058
00:49:43,027 --> 00:49:44,320
Keep it up, keep it up.
1059
00:49:45,905 --> 00:49:46,989
Keep going, keep going.
1060
00:49:47,073 --> 00:49:48,574
I know it's hard,
but keep going.
1061
00:49:50,118 --> 00:49:51,953
I know you can make it
to the top.
1062
00:49:52,203 --> 00:49:54,997
Come on, guys,
keep going, keep going.
1063
00:49:55,707 --> 00:49:57,291
Don't stop, don't stop.
1064
00:50:07,635 --> 00:50:08,803
Oh, God!
1065
00:50:11,139 --> 00:50:13,599
Oh, God. It's beautiful.
1066
00:50:13,766 --> 00:50:14,851
You okay, coach?
1067
00:50:15,017 --> 00:50:16,227
It's beautiful.
1068
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,521
Oh, my God.
1069
00:50:18,688 --> 00:50:20,565
It looked so easy
from the bottom.
1070
00:50:20,648 --> 00:50:22,859
Can't breathe.
1071
00:50:22,942 --> 00:50:25,319
This spot here, this place,
1072
00:50:25,945 --> 00:50:28,948
tells of how
your brave brothers
1073
00:50:29,782 --> 00:50:33,619
fought to protect
American Samoa
1074
00:50:34,328 --> 00:50:36,998
and the rest of the world
against evil.
1075
00:50:37,749 --> 00:50:40,418
Well, tomorrow, we set off
1076
00:50:40,585 --> 00:50:42,879
for the greatest war
of them all!
1077
00:50:43,296 --> 00:50:46,758
The war for World Cup
qualification.
1078
00:50:46,924 --> 00:50:48,259
Yeah!
1079
00:50:49,761 --> 00:50:51,387
Oh, my God,
the air is thin up here.
1080
00:50:52,597 --> 00:50:54,182
In two days' time,
1081
00:50:56,017 --> 00:50:58,895
we face our first enemy,
Tonga.
1082
00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:02,565
Screw those guys!
1083
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:07,111
There have been so many wars
against those assholes.
1084
00:51:07,487 --> 00:51:10,656
But the war of 1825,
1085
00:51:11,282 --> 00:51:13,034
where they came to take...
1086
00:51:13,951 --> 00:51:15,870
they came to take our tuna.
1087
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,168
But we handed their asses
to them in a giant tuna can.
1088
00:51:24,754 --> 00:51:25,797
Where am I?
1089
00:51:26,088 --> 00:51:27,882
Uh, Mr. Rongen,
are you feeling all right?
1090
00:51:28,216 --> 00:51:30,384
What was that?
I still have to pack.
1091
00:51:30,718 --> 00:51:32,261
I always leave packing
1092
00:51:32,345 --> 00:51:34,055
to the last minute.
It's so weird.
1093
00:51:36,390 --> 00:51:39,352
Healing waters.
Yeah, take him down.
1094
00:51:39,519 --> 00:51:41,270
Yeah. It's all right, coach.
1095
00:51:44,565 --> 00:51:47,485
And so,
we turn to Matthew 17
1096
00:51:47,652 --> 00:51:51,781
when a man says to lesu,
"Lord, have mercy on my son.
1097
00:51:52,031 --> 00:51:53,658
"For he is a lunatic
1098
00:51:54,158 --> 00:51:56,077
"and is very ill.
1099
00:51:56,244 --> 00:51:58,287
"For he often falls
into the fire
1100
00:51:58,371 --> 00:52:00,498
"and often into the water.
1101
00:52:00,665 --> 00:52:03,042
"Very clumsy, my boy."
1102
00:52:03,251 --> 00:52:06,838
And lesu said,
"Bring him here to me."
1103
00:52:07,004 --> 00:52:08,464
Good old lesu.
1104
00:52:08,631 --> 00:52:10,466
And lesu rebuked him.
1105
00:52:10,633 --> 00:52:12,468
And the demon came out of him.
1106
00:52:13,553 --> 00:52:16,055
And the boy was cured at once.
1107
00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:20,852
What a beautiful day.
1108
00:52:20,935 --> 00:52:22,436
We give thanks
1109
00:52:22,603 --> 00:52:26,274
for the beauties outside,
all the blessings.
1110
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,693
And, uh, before we get further
1111
00:52:28,776 --> 00:52:30,695
into the proceedings,
a little housekeeping.
1112
00:52:30,862 --> 00:52:32,780
Someone was seen
rifling around
1113
00:52:32,864 --> 00:52:35,199
in, uh, one
of the dumpsters outside
1114
00:52:35,366 --> 00:52:37,410
Sione Malacoco's
Fish and Chip Shop.
1115
00:52:37,577 --> 00:52:38,870
Fess up, who was that?
1116
00:52:39,036 --> 00:52:40,705
Trying to get
some leftover scraps.
1117
00:52:40,788 --> 00:52:41,873
We don't do that.
1118
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:44,834
Okay? Now, what a day.
1119
00:52:45,209 --> 00:52:46,586
Our wonderful team
1120
00:52:46,752 --> 00:52:50,381
are going across the seas
to do the impossible.
1121
00:52:51,632 --> 00:52:54,135
To go and win
a game of soccer.
1122
00:52:55,261 --> 00:52:56,262
Wow!
1123
00:52:57,805 --> 00:52:59,015
Wowie!
1124
00:53:00,308 --> 00:53:02,393
Some would say that
the other teams are too big.
1125
00:53:03,769 --> 00:53:05,354
Well, you know
what I say to them?
1126
00:53:06,439 --> 00:53:07,607
Read the Bible.
1127
00:53:07,982 --> 00:53:10,526
Have you ever heard
of a little guy called David
1128
00:53:10,693 --> 00:53:13,321
fighting against a big guy
called the Goliath?
1129
00:53:14,488 --> 00:53:16,115
That is a cautionary tale.
1130
00:53:16,198 --> 00:53:17,325
Don't mess
with the little guy.
1131
00:53:18,910 --> 00:53:20,036
And what we have here
1132
00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:22,413
is a whole bunch
of little guys, don't we?
1133
00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:25,166
Little guys,
who probably can't do it.
1134
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:27,293
Going off across the seas
1135
00:53:27,376 --> 00:53:29,128
to fight a whole lot
of Goliaths.
1136
00:53:30,212 --> 00:53:32,256
So, go, my little Davids.
1137
00:53:32,673 --> 00:53:34,842
Let's take it to Mr. Goliath
out there.
1138
00:53:35,343 --> 00:53:38,054
And let's get one
for American Samoa.
1139
00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:41,933
Okay.
1140
00:54:00,993 --> 00:54:02,411
So, off they go.
1141
00:54:02,495 --> 00:54:04,622
The American Samoan
soccer team
1142
00:54:04,789 --> 00:54:07,625
hoping not to embarrass
the nation any further.
1143
00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:10,586
Cut. That was really good,
Gus.
1144
00:54:13,673 --> 00:54:16,300
Go, go, go, go!
1145
00:54:18,260 --> 00:54:22,932
Tavita, let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Come on, move it!
1146
00:54:26,811 --> 00:54:28,688
Let's get this bird
in the air!
1147
00:54:35,403 --> 00:54:37,238
Wowie, that was some journey!
1148
00:54:37,405 --> 00:54:39,615
Yeah, I think I got
the jet lags. I need a nap.
1149
00:54:39,782 --> 00:54:41,617
Guys, it was only
a 35 minute flight.
1150
00:54:41,784 --> 00:54:42,785
Hey, guys!
1151
00:54:42,868 --> 00:54:44,537
We've officially crossed
the date line.
1152
00:54:44,704 --> 00:54:46,330
It's now yesterday.
1153
00:54:46,497 --> 00:54:47,498
Time travel!
1154
00:54:47,581 --> 00:54:48,749
- Look how fast
1155
00:54:48,833 --> 00:54:50,251
these crazies are going.
1156
00:54:50,418 --> 00:54:52,086
You know, someone's going
to get killed.
1157
00:54:52,670 --> 00:54:55,506
Slow down. Heaven's full.
1158
00:54:57,008 --> 00:54:58,342
Yo, some pretty sweet
digs.
1159
00:54:58,676 --> 00:55:00,970
Okay, boys.
Good, you're settling in.
1160
00:55:01,137 --> 00:55:03,055
Now, I just have
one note here.
1161
00:55:03,139 --> 00:55:04,932
- Shh.
- The player reception is
1162
00:55:05,016 --> 00:55:08,853
at 5:30 in the PM time.
And it's compulsory feetwear.
1163
00:55:09,145 --> 00:55:10,730
So, wear something
on your feet, please.
1164
00:55:11,188 --> 00:55:15,651
Like a slippers. Or a sandal.
Okay, yeah.
1165
00:55:15,735 --> 00:55:16,861
- Thanks.
1166
00:55:21,574 --> 00:55:23,909
- Tonga, Tonga.
1167
00:55:34,545 --> 00:55:35,671
Nice of you guys to show up.
1168
00:55:36,005 --> 00:55:37,006
That's very kind. Thank you.
1169
00:55:37,173 --> 00:55:38,299
It was an insult!
1170
00:55:38,632 --> 00:55:40,885
Oh, I should've known you were
going to put a twist on it.
1171
00:55:41,052 --> 00:55:42,678
So, this is the competition.
1172
00:55:44,138 --> 00:55:45,389
Nothing to worry about.
1173
00:55:45,556 --> 00:55:47,641
No. Things have changed.
We got a new coach.
1174
00:55:47,808 --> 00:55:49,685
Your coach is shit.
He's a failure.
1175
00:55:50,269 --> 00:55:52,897
He's just like you.
1176
00:55:53,272 --> 00:55:55,441
Obviously, you're trying
to get under our skin.
1177
00:55:55,608 --> 00:55:58,903
But American Samoan skin
is impenetrable. Okay?
1178
00:55:59,111 --> 00:56:01,447
Unless you got a sharp object
1179
00:56:01,655 --> 00:56:06,243
like, um, scissors, um,
screwdriver, needle.
1180
00:56:06,494 --> 00:56:09,121
Anything that kind of comes
down to a really sharp point.
1181
00:56:10,289 --> 00:56:12,166
- See you at the party.
1182
00:56:12,249 --> 00:56:14,919
Don't forget to bring
your mascot.
1183
00:56:25,971 --> 00:56:28,265
-"See you at the party later."
-"See you at the party later."
1184
00:56:28,557 --> 00:56:30,226
"See you at the party later."
1185
00:56:30,309 --> 00:56:31,477
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
1186
00:56:32,645 --> 00:56:35,022
Oh, the glitz, the glamour,
1187
00:56:35,106 --> 00:56:36,982
the little flowers
on the table!
1188
00:56:37,149 --> 00:56:38,567
Thomas, isn't this wonderful?
1189
00:56:38,651 --> 00:56:41,487
Look, it's a veritable
who's that of world soccer.
1190
00:56:41,821 --> 00:56:44,448
Let's get out of here, T.
Hit the beach.
1191
00:56:44,615 --> 00:56:46,575
Six pack. This isn't us.
1192
00:56:46,909 --> 00:56:48,369
We just got here.
The night's still young.
1193
00:56:48,953 --> 00:56:50,496
- Oh, shit.
Hey!
1194
00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:53,499
- There he is. There he is.
- T! T!
1195
00:56:53,582 --> 00:56:55,501
Good day, mate.
Fancy seeing you here.
1196
00:56:55,584 --> 00:56:56,585
- What's happening?
- Hey! Hey!
1197
00:56:56,669 --> 00:56:57,753
- Hi. All right.
- Hi.
1198
00:56:57,837 --> 00:56:58,963
- What's going on, huh?
- Angus.
1199
00:56:59,046 --> 00:57:00,047
Hey!
1200
00:57:00,131 --> 00:57:01,507
Hey, give him a bumming.
Give him a bumming.
1201
00:57:01,674 --> 00:57:03,425
- Oh, yeah. Bumming!
- Please.
1202
00:57:03,592 --> 00:57:05,845
- That's enough! That's enough!
- There you go. Right-oh.
1203
00:57:06,011 --> 00:57:08,180
Settle down, mate.
It's good to see you.
1204
00:57:09,306 --> 00:57:13,602
Tavita, this is, uh,
Angus, Keith. Socceroos.
1205
00:57:13,769 --> 00:57:16,856
Oh, the Socceroos,
our arch nemesises.
1206
00:57:17,565 --> 00:57:19,108
Hey? What are you...?
1207
00:57:19,483 --> 00:57:20,568
Oh!
1208
00:57:20,734 --> 00:57:22,236
American Samoa.
1209
00:57:22,653 --> 00:57:24,113
- We played in that game.
- We played in that game.
1210
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,531
Yeah, show him your tattoo.
Tattoo!
1211
00:57:25,614 --> 00:57:26,824
Show him the tattoo,
show him the tattoo.
1212
00:57:26,991 --> 00:57:28,075
- Wait, wait.
- He doesn't show
1213
00:57:28,159 --> 00:57:29,160
- anyone this.
- Let me show you the tattoo.
1214
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:32,538
Oh!
1215
00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:36,000
- 31, 31
- 31, 31, 31
1216
00:57:36,167 --> 00:57:38,335
Ah, mate, we've moved on.
Put it away.
1217
00:57:38,502 --> 00:57:40,004
No, we haven't.
It's part of our heritage.
1218
00:57:40,171 --> 00:57:41,672
- I'm putting it away.
- So, hey?
1219
00:57:41,755 --> 00:57:43,424
Coaching American Samoa.
1220
00:57:44,008 --> 00:57:45,467
Took the job
that nobody wanted.
1221
00:57:45,634 --> 00:57:46,635
- He hasn't even been...
- Right! Good on ya.
1222
00:57:46,719 --> 00:57:47,761
- ...fired yet.
- Hey, no, but seriously,
1223
00:57:47,845 --> 00:57:49,388
how they going?
You having a few wins?
1224
00:57:49,471 --> 00:57:50,472
Yeah.
1225
00:57:50,723 --> 00:57:52,099
We're, you know, we're...
1226
00:57:52,266 --> 00:57:54,435
Oi! A-Train.
1227
00:57:54,518 --> 00:57:56,187
- Toot toot!
A-Train!
1228
00:57:56,937 --> 00:57:59,982
- Hi.
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
1229
00:58:00,065 --> 00:58:01,442
Oh. Oh.
1230
00:58:03,777 --> 00:58:05,613
- You look good.
- I missed you.
1231
00:58:06,071 --> 00:58:07,072
You look good.
1232
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:08,282
Hey, there he is.
1233
00:58:08,449 --> 00:58:10,075
- Hey.
- Alex. Hey.
1234
00:58:10,534 --> 00:58:12,786
- You're looking kind of tired.
- Yes, I was going to say
1235
00:58:12,870 --> 00:58:13,954
he's looking pretty tired,
isn't he?
1236
00:58:14,121 --> 00:58:16,040
- Jet lag.
- Thank you.
1237
00:58:16,123 --> 00:58:18,459
Um, Tavita, I'd like
to introduce you
1238
00:58:18,542 --> 00:58:19,919
to Gail, my wife.
1239
00:58:20,085 --> 00:58:21,503
- Separated.
- Oh.
1240
00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:26,634
And this is Alex. Uh, my boss
and Gail's manfriend.
1241
00:58:27,885 --> 00:58:30,596
Mr. Alex, on behalf of FFAS,
we just want to thank you
1242
00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:31,805
for sending us
this super coach.
1243
00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:33,641
He's really turned things
around.
1244
00:58:34,808 --> 00:58:37,311
Great. Hey, can I talk to you
real quick outside?
1245
00:58:37,853 --> 00:58:38,854
- Sure.
- He wants to have a word
1246
00:58:38,938 --> 00:58:39,939
with you outside.
1247
00:58:40,356 --> 00:58:41,440
It won't take a second.
1248
00:59:03,128 --> 00:59:04,129
Jaiyah!
1249
00:59:05,339 --> 00:59:07,174
- Jaiyah!
1250
00:59:08,759 --> 00:59:12,805
Man. I got to say,
really proud of you.
1251
00:59:13,222 --> 00:59:15,474
We never thought
you'd make it. Congrats.
1252
00:59:15,849 --> 00:59:17,726
Thanks, Alex. I mean,
I don't know what to say.
1253
00:59:18,060 --> 00:59:19,979
I'm so proud of what
we've done here.
1254
00:59:20,396 --> 00:59:22,147
Yeah. That's great.
1255
00:59:22,231 --> 00:59:23,649
Not that it really matters
anymore.
1256
00:59:25,067 --> 00:59:26,068
What do you mean?
1257
00:59:26,568 --> 00:59:27,945
Don't worry about it.
It's just...
1258
00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:30,948
You have shown
real improvement
1259
00:59:31,031 --> 00:59:32,032
and that's what matters.
1260
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,118
I'm going to find you
a real job after this.
1261
00:59:34,743 --> 00:59:35,911
Alex, what are you saying?
1262
00:59:38,706 --> 00:59:40,457
Look, Thomas,
I once had this dog.
1263
00:59:40,624 --> 00:59:42,376
- I know about the dog.
- No, this is a different dog.
1264
00:59:42,543 --> 00:59:44,336
You don't know this dog.
This dog was, uh,
1265
00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:45,587
this dog was never any good.
1266
00:59:45,754 --> 00:59:47,214
He was slow
and he couldn't run,
1267
00:59:47,298 --> 00:59:49,466
and he never caught a stick
or did anything
1268
00:59:49,633 --> 00:59:53,304
and so, the kindest thing
to do was to put him down.
1269
00:59:54,388 --> 00:59:55,764
So, we killed him. Shot him.
1270
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,850
The team is the dog?
1271
00:59:59,143 --> 01:00:01,395
Yeah, of course, the team
is the dog. It's a metaphor.
1272
01:00:01,562 --> 01:00:03,105
How many dogs
do you think I've killed?
1273
01:00:04,315 --> 01:00:09,320
Look, the herd is only as fast
as its slowest animal.
1274
01:00:10,237 --> 01:00:13,032
That's like
circle-of-life shit.
1275
01:00:13,198 --> 01:00:15,242
Well, I believe
we can score a goal.
1276
01:00:15,409 --> 01:00:17,745
A goal?
Who gives a shit about a goal?
1277
01:00:17,995 --> 01:00:19,163
What if we win the match?
1278
01:00:19,246 --> 01:00:20,956
Come on.
1279
01:00:21,123 --> 01:00:22,916
I don't think they have a word
in their language for win.
1280
01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,838
Look, man. Soccer is not
in their DNA. They're weak.
1281
01:00:28,005 --> 01:00:30,299
No, Alex. They are not weak.
1282
01:00:30,466 --> 01:00:32,092
Some of the sacrifices
these players have made,
1283
01:00:32,259 --> 01:00:35,304
I mean, I'm talking about
life-altering sacrifices.
1284
01:00:36,221 --> 01:00:37,848
Look, I wish there was
something I could say
1285
01:00:38,015 --> 01:00:41,477
that would magically make you
feel better about this. Oh...
1286
01:00:43,729 --> 01:00:44,938
Hakuna matata.
1287
01:00:59,870 --> 01:01:00,871
The biggest battle
1288
01:01:00,954 --> 01:01:01,997
{\an8}of our professional lives
1289
01:01:02,539 --> 01:01:04,124
all comes down to today.
1290
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:05,876
Now, either
1291
01:01:06,502 --> 01:01:09,505
we heal as a team
1292
01:01:10,798 --> 01:01:13,342
- or we're going to crumble...
1293
01:01:13,425 --> 01:01:17,179
...inch by inch, play by play,
till we're finished.
1294
01:01:17,930 --> 01:01:19,223
We're in hell right now.
1295
01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:21,683
We can stay here, get the shit
kicked out of us...
1296
01:01:21,850 --> 01:01:22,851
- Hi.
- Hey.
1297
01:01:22,935 --> 01:01:24,812
- Nightcap?
- Sure.
1298
01:01:25,145 --> 01:01:26,897
- Let's go.
- We can fight our way back...
1299
01:01:27,064 --> 01:01:28,941
- Oh, right.
- ...into the light.
1300
01:01:29,525 --> 01:01:31,443
We can climb out of hell...
1301
01:01:33,237 --> 01:01:34,905
You know,
I think island life
1302
01:01:34,988 --> 01:01:36,990
has had a real effect on me.
1303
01:01:37,491 --> 01:01:41,537
I feel like a new man.
Kind of Zen.
1304
01:01:41,703 --> 01:01:42,830
You seem the same.
1305
01:01:43,497 --> 01:01:45,040
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1306
01:01:45,374 --> 01:01:46,375
Are you happy?
1307
01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:47,793
I feel terrific.
1308
01:01:48,377 --> 01:01:49,962
Tomorrow, we're going
to lose the match.
1309
01:01:50,129 --> 01:01:51,422
- Oh, come on.
- And get kicked out
1310
01:01:51,588 --> 01:01:53,966
- of International Football.
- You don't really think that.
1311
01:01:54,133 --> 01:01:55,426
Pretty much the end
of my career.
1312
01:01:55,509 --> 01:01:56,552
You're the best.
1313
01:01:56,927 --> 01:01:58,053
I'm a laughingstock.
1314
01:01:58,220 --> 01:01:59,721
You're a real buzzkill.
1315
01:01:59,888 --> 01:02:01,515
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
1316
01:02:04,268 --> 01:02:05,269
This is fun.
1317
01:02:05,686 --> 01:02:06,812
This is fun.
1318
01:02:07,354 --> 01:02:08,355
I miss you.
1319
01:02:08,605 --> 01:02:09,815
I miss you too.
1320
01:02:10,691 --> 01:02:11,733
I love you.
1321
01:02:12,025 --> 01:02:14,611
You define love as wanting
to be wanted.
1322
01:02:14,695 --> 01:02:16,113
You just don't want
to be alone.
1323
01:02:16,488 --> 01:02:19,074
Yeah?
That's the definition of love.
1324
01:02:20,826 --> 01:02:22,202
I'll always have
a broken heart,
1325
01:02:22,286 --> 01:02:23,328
but I'm moving.
1326
01:02:24,705 --> 01:02:25,998
Trying to move on.
1327
01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:28,709
It's been two years
and I don't think
1328
01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:30,294
you're even talking about it.
1329
01:02:32,713 --> 01:02:34,089
What's there to talk about?
1330
01:02:38,469 --> 01:02:40,179
All right,
let's not talk then.
1331
01:02:40,596 --> 01:02:41,638
Come on, old man.
1332
01:02:41,889 --> 01:02:44,808
Oh, God.
Are we doing this? Really?
1333
01:02:45,517 --> 01:02:46,560
Come on.
- Okay.
1334
01:02:46,727 --> 01:02:47,769
I bet you can't get it.
1335
01:02:47,936 --> 01:02:49,313
Well, you're supposed
to put it on the ground.
1336
01:02:49,396 --> 01:02:50,772
- It's called football.
1337
01:02:52,483 --> 01:02:53,484
Hey!
1338
01:02:53,567 --> 01:02:55,569
Don't tell me what to do.
1339
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,114
You have a very fascinating
family dynamic, Thomas.
1340
01:02:59,281 --> 01:03:01,450
You know,
I saw this German film.
1341
01:03:01,533 --> 01:03:03,452
And they seemed to have
a similar arrangement.
1342
01:03:03,619 --> 01:03:07,164
You know, there was this
one woman and all these guys.
1343
01:03:07,539 --> 01:03:09,958
I couldn't figure out
which one was married to her
1344
01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:12,461
because they were
all acting like they were
1345
01:03:12,628 --> 01:03:14,129
- married to her.
Lovely jogging.
1346
01:03:14,296 --> 01:03:15,422
Best one I've seen yet.
1347
01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:20,761
Hey, it's Nicky!
1348
01:03:20,928 --> 01:03:23,305
Oh, Christmas has come early.
It's Nicky Salapu!
1349
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,890
- Nicky Salapu!
- Nicky!
1350
01:03:28,602 --> 01:03:29,770
Where did he come from?
1351
01:03:30,062 --> 01:03:31,104
Nicky Salapu.
1352
01:03:31,271 --> 01:03:32,439
Okay, okay.
- Yes!
1353
01:03:32,606 --> 01:03:34,566
Guys, come on,
come on. Leave him alone.
1354
01:03:34,650 --> 01:03:35,651
- Let's go, let's go.
Come on,
1355
01:03:35,734 --> 01:03:37,319
- do your stretching.
- Let's get some breakfast,
1356
01:03:37,402 --> 01:03:39,029
- and, uh, hydrate.
- That way.
1357
01:03:39,196 --> 01:03:40,239
In that order.
1358
01:03:41,865 --> 01:03:42,908
You made it.
1359
01:03:43,075 --> 01:03:45,994
I guess, uh, my speech
actually had some effect?
1360
01:03:46,161 --> 01:03:47,371
Well, no.
1361
01:03:48,121 --> 01:03:50,040
Actually, I did some research
on you, and it
1362
01:03:50,207 --> 01:03:51,959
turns out you're a bigger
loser than I am.
1363
01:03:52,834 --> 01:03:55,504
Yeah, I mean, you've failed
so many times or been fired.
1364
01:03:56,505 --> 01:03:58,090
It actually makes me feel
better about being
1365
01:03:58,173 --> 01:03:59,508
the worst goalkeeper
in the world.
1366
01:03:59,591 --> 01:04:00,592
Oh.
1367
01:04:23,907 --> 01:04:25,325
American Samoa,
1368
01:04:25,409 --> 01:04:28,870
in a few hours we will see you
on the field with Tonga!
1369
01:04:29,329 --> 01:04:31,623
- Tonga!
Tonga!
1370
01:04:31,790 --> 01:04:35,919
Tonga, in a few hours,
you meet American Samoa
1371
01:04:37,212 --> 01:04:38,463
on the field.
1372
01:04:39,131 --> 01:04:40,173
Also.
1373
01:04:47,264 --> 01:04:48,849
Tonga! Move it out!
1374
01:04:53,604 --> 01:04:56,189
All right, guys.
They're scared.
1375
01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:00,986
Welcome to
today's World Cup
1376
01:05:01,069 --> 01:05:04,656
qualifying match between Tonga
and American Samoa.
1377
01:05:04,823 --> 01:05:05,866
Thank you.
1378
01:05:06,283 --> 01:05:07,409
Thank you.
1379
01:05:07,576 --> 01:05:08,994
Here's your seat, darling.
Here's your seat.
1380
01:05:09,161 --> 01:05:12,122
- Hi, fellas.
- Alligator! How are ya?
1381
01:05:17,502 --> 01:05:18,879
Don't know what
to say, really.
1382
01:05:19,963 --> 01:05:23,216
A few minutes
to the biggest battle
1383
01:05:23,342 --> 01:05:24,635
of our professional lives.
1384
01:05:25,427 --> 01:05:26,762
All comes down to today.
1385
01:05:28,889 --> 01:05:31,892
Now, either we heal as a team.
1386
01:05:33,352 --> 01:05:36,688
Or we're going to crumble,
inch by inch,
1387
01:05:36,855 --> 01:05:39,232
play by play,
till we're finished.
1388
01:05:39,399 --> 01:05:42,069
Hang on. That's the Any Given
Sunday speech.
1389
01:05:44,446 --> 01:05:45,530
No, Daru.
1390
01:05:46,114 --> 01:05:50,619
So, I'd like you to see
this space as a safe space
1391
01:05:50,786 --> 01:05:52,621
where you can share
your stories,
1392
01:05:52,704 --> 01:05:55,123
your thoughts, hopes
and dreams.
1393
01:05:56,667 --> 01:05:58,168
So, please. Anyone.
1394
01:06:03,674 --> 01:06:06,176
Hey, what's up, everybody?
It's me, Smiley.
1395
01:06:06,343 --> 01:06:07,511
Hey, Smiley.
1396
01:06:07,719 --> 01:06:09,888
Um, it's funny you guys
call me Smiley.
1397
01:06:09,971 --> 01:06:11,098
I don't really smile much
1398
01:06:11,264 --> 01:06:12,849
outside of this place.
1399
01:06:14,518 --> 01:06:15,519
As some of you may know,
1400
01:06:15,602 --> 01:06:17,270
I had a pretty rough year
this past year
1401
01:06:18,271 --> 01:06:20,649
after both my parents
got arrested for...
1402
01:06:20,732 --> 01:06:21,733
Let's go, guys, time to play.
1403
01:06:23,485 --> 01:06:24,611
Another time, Smiley.
1404
01:06:25,612 --> 01:06:27,489
Okay, guys,
we've done the hard work.
1405
01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:28,907
Let's do this!
1406
01:06:29,616 --> 01:06:31,451
Wait a minute,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1407
01:06:31,535 --> 01:06:32,619
Where's Jaiyah?
1408
01:06:32,703 --> 01:06:34,788
- Jaiyah, where is she?
1409
01:06:35,288 --> 01:06:36,289
Where's Jaiyah?
1410
01:06:43,797 --> 01:06:45,424
Jaiyah! What's going on?
1411
01:06:45,716 --> 01:06:47,092
Go away, coach.
1412
01:06:48,009 --> 01:06:50,303
- What's wrong?
- I just...
1413
01:06:50,387 --> 01:06:54,224
You know what? Pregame nerves.
Totally normal.
1414
01:06:54,975 --> 01:06:56,351
Pregame nerves.
1415
01:06:56,977 --> 01:06:59,271
Everybody gets them.
Hey, hey, hey,
1416
01:06:59,354 --> 01:07:01,314
come on, come on.
Oi, hey, hey.
1417
01:07:01,398 --> 01:07:03,900
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1418
01:07:04,776 --> 01:07:06,945
What is it? Hey, talk to me.
1419
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,616
I went off my hormones.
1420
01:07:12,993 --> 01:07:15,287
I went off my hormones
so I could perform better.
1421
01:07:16,037 --> 01:07:17,456
For you and for the boys.
1422
01:07:17,831 --> 01:07:19,583
And now I don't feel
like myself.
1423
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:22,377
I feel ugly.
And everyone knows it. And...
1424
01:07:22,836 --> 01:07:24,171
I feel crazy.
1425
01:07:24,337 --> 01:07:27,257
And I can't do this, coach,
I can't.
1426
01:07:27,424 --> 01:07:29,634
- Hey, hey?
1427
01:07:30,051 --> 01:07:32,012
Look at me. Keep your head up,
keep your head up.
1428
01:07:32,179 --> 01:07:34,306
Come on, keep your head up.
Be proud.
1429
01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:36,725
You inspire those players
in there.
1430
01:07:37,517 --> 01:07:38,769
I can't inspire them.
1431
01:07:39,394 --> 01:07:40,729
I need your help.
1432
01:07:43,356 --> 01:07:44,649
They're not going
to follow me.
1433
01:07:46,318 --> 01:07:47,652
But they will follow you.
1434
01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:51,698
Will you do me a favor,
1435
01:07:51,782 --> 01:07:53,450
and lead them out
onto the pitch?
1436
01:08:04,211 --> 01:08:05,212
Yeah?
1437
01:08:06,171 --> 01:08:07,547
Come on. Up you get.
1438
01:08:10,509 --> 01:08:11,802
Let's get you ready.
1439
01:08:12,594 --> 01:08:16,598
Okay, right.
Let's fix your hair, here.
1440
01:08:17,474 --> 01:08:18,850
Yeah. That's nice.
1441
01:08:19,643 --> 01:08:22,562
- Yeah, that looks terrible.
- It's kind of nice.
1442
01:08:23,522 --> 01:08:25,482
It's the way I used
to do my daughter's hair.
1443
01:08:25,565 --> 01:08:27,025
- She liked it.
1444
01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:28,652
Well, she was
probably lying to you.
1445
01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:30,654
Very possible.
1446
01:08:32,322 --> 01:08:33,824
- You okay?
- I'm okay.
1447
01:08:33,990 --> 01:08:34,991
Okay.
1448
01:08:37,035 --> 01:08:38,119
I'll see you out there.
1449
01:09:25,876 --> 01:09:27,294
American Samoa!
1450
01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:34,527
Hey, boss.
I got these made up for us.
1451
01:10:34,694 --> 01:10:35,695
For you and me.
1452
01:10:36,112 --> 01:10:39,324
- The two Miyagis.
- Yeah. Two Miyagis.
1453
01:10:40,575 --> 01:10:42,452
{\an8}Shh, shh, shh!
1454
01:10:42,535 --> 01:10:43,578
Hey, hey, hey.
1455
01:10:43,662 --> 01:10:45,205
It's starting,
it's starting. Shh.
1456
01:10:47,624 --> 01:10:49,167
I'm embarrassed already.
1457
01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:01,805
Let's go, boys.
1458
01:11:08,269 --> 01:11:10,188
Excellent.
Yes, Jaiyah.
1459
01:11:10,397 --> 01:11:11,940
Open it, give him some space.
1460
01:11:14,401 --> 01:11:15,402
Go, Jonah!
- Hit it!
1461
01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:17,862
- Go, Jonah!
Kick it!
1462
01:11:21,032 --> 01:11:22,283
This close. It was this close.
1463
01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:24,327
Here we go again.
1464
01:11:25,453 --> 01:11:26,830
Watch, watch, watch.
1465
01:11:26,997 --> 01:11:27,998
I got him! I got him!
1466
01:11:28,123 --> 01:11:29,249
Go, Daru!
1467
01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:30,834
Daru,
stay on your feet!
1468
01:11:31,001 --> 01:11:32,043
Stay on your feet!
1469
01:11:33,378 --> 01:11:35,714
- Hold that back line.
Yeah.
1470
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,008
Squeeze him, Jaiyah!
Don't let him roll you.
1471
01:11:39,926 --> 01:11:41,094
Come out, Nicky!
1472
01:11:41,261 --> 01:11:42,554
Come on, Nicky, you can do it!
1473
01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:44,889
Good, good.
1474
01:11:44,973 --> 01:11:45,974
That's it.
1475
01:11:46,433 --> 01:11:48,560
Jaiyah! Don't let him
roll you like that.
1476
01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:50,812
It's okay.
1477
01:11:52,856 --> 01:11:54,858
Guys, guys! Go, go, go!
1478
01:11:55,191 --> 01:11:56,651
Pass it off! Pass it off!
1479
01:11:57,152 --> 01:11:59,863
Find the player.
Come on, Samson.
1480
01:12:00,030 --> 01:12:01,364
Samson!
Hunt him down.
1481
01:12:01,531 --> 01:12:03,491
First try, Jonah. First try!
1482
01:12:07,495 --> 01:12:08,830
Not your day, mate.
1483
01:12:09,456 --> 01:12:10,457
Shut up!
1484
01:12:10,623 --> 01:12:11,958
Don't get fired, mate.
1485
01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:14,002
Get back, back, back! Back!
1486
01:12:15,295 --> 01:12:16,421
Come on, come on, come on.
1487
01:12:17,255 --> 01:12:18,256
Beat him to it.
1488
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:23,303
Daru, what was that?
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
1489
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,013
- Come on!
Bring it in!
1490
01:12:25,096 --> 01:12:26,347
Bring it in. Come on.
1491
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:30,101
Rambo, switch with Vegas.
Daru, be careful.
1492
01:12:30,268 --> 01:12:32,020
- Nicole, I need you to...
- Nicole?
1493
01:12:32,187 --> 01:12:34,814
Jaiyah, I need you to control
that back line.
1494
01:12:35,065 --> 01:12:36,608
You have to communicate!
1495
01:12:36,775 --> 01:12:38,985
Now, I made you captain.
Now own it. Let's go!
1496
01:12:39,152 --> 01:12:40,195
- Okay, coach.
- Come on, team!
1497
01:12:40,278 --> 01:12:41,279
Let's go, team!
1498
01:12:41,446 --> 01:12:42,447
Let's go, team!
1499
01:12:47,994 --> 01:12:49,954
- Keep going.
1500
01:12:50,663 --> 01:12:52,499
Go. Pass, pass. Pass.
1501
01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:58,088
Pass it. Support him.
What the...
1502
01:12:59,547 --> 01:13:01,424
Coach.
- Okay.
1503
01:13:07,305 --> 01:13:08,306
Shit!
1504
01:13:11,768 --> 01:13:15,271
Jaiyah, hold that back line!
Where are you going?
1505
01:13:26,032 --> 01:13:27,534
Ah! Shit.
1506
01:13:33,832 --> 01:13:35,250
Let's go, Rambo.
Come on.
1507
01:13:54,018 --> 01:13:56,062
Goal!
No!
1508
01:13:56,229 --> 01:13:57,814
Oh, shit! Fuck!
1509
01:14:05,029 --> 01:14:06,489
And that's halftime.
1510
01:14:06,656 --> 01:14:09,409
Tonga takes a one nil lead
into the half.
1511
01:14:33,892 --> 01:14:34,934
Shut up!
1512
01:14:35,685 --> 01:14:36,769
Sit down!
1513
01:14:38,605 --> 01:14:40,231
What the hell is
going on out there?
1514
01:14:40,732 --> 01:14:42,025
What about all the training?
1515
01:14:42,275 --> 01:14:43,443
This is bullshit.
1516
01:14:44,694 --> 01:14:47,197
I would've killed
to play international soccer.
1517
01:14:48,239 --> 01:14:50,575
But you losers don't seem
to give two shits.
1518
01:14:50,992 --> 01:14:52,202
You're losers!
1519
01:14:53,369 --> 01:14:54,454
I'm sorry, coach.
1520
01:14:55,496 --> 01:14:56,497
We're just not feeling it.
1521
01:14:56,873 --> 01:14:58,917
"Sorry, coach.
I'm just not feeling it."
1522
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:01,794
What does that mean,
"not feeling it"? Nothing!
1523
01:15:02,253 --> 01:15:03,880
It does mean something,
Thomas.
1524
01:15:04,214 --> 01:15:06,257
Feeling is very important
to us.
1525
01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:08,218
It's not that we've forgotten
what you have taught us.
1526
01:15:08,301 --> 01:15:11,179
It's... it's just that we've
taken too much to heart.
1527
01:15:11,471 --> 01:15:13,932
It's too tense.
We keep thinking we might win.
1528
01:15:14,891 --> 01:15:16,184
We've never fought
like that before.
1529
01:15:16,351 --> 01:15:18,186
Well, don't worry. Because
that's not gonna happen
1530
01:15:18,269 --> 01:15:19,812
the way you're playing.
Trust me.
1531
01:15:28,529 --> 01:15:30,281
Yeah. Ah, Samson says
1532
01:15:30,448 --> 01:15:32,367
the guys are really
stressed out.
1533
01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:33,826
And stress is a silent killer.
1534
01:15:33,993 --> 01:15:34,994
It's like when the Predator...
1535
01:15:35,078 --> 01:15:37,288
Really?
Yeah.
1536
01:15:37,455 --> 01:15:40,416
Great. Perfect. I give up.
Sick of this shit.
1537
01:15:41,584 --> 01:15:42,627
Good luck.
1538
01:15:49,384 --> 01:15:51,886
Mr. Rongen? Mr. Rongen.
1539
01:15:52,679 --> 01:15:55,556
What? What do you want
from me, Tavita?
1540
01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:57,850
Look, I like you.
But I'm done.
1541
01:15:57,934 --> 01:15:59,102
I got to get off this island.
1542
01:15:59,269 --> 01:16:00,311
And you're not going
to change my mind
1543
01:16:00,395 --> 01:16:02,063
with any stories
of marinated fish.
1544
01:16:02,563 --> 01:16:04,941
I'm not here to talk
about marinated fish.
1545
01:16:05,024 --> 01:16:06,651
But I want you to be happy.
1546
01:16:06,818 --> 01:16:08,987
I'm not happy.
I'm not a happy person.
1547
01:16:09,445 --> 01:16:10,613
And I hate to break it to you,
1548
01:16:10,697 --> 01:16:12,448
but you're not going
to get your "one goal."
1549
01:16:13,241 --> 01:16:14,242
That's all right.
1550
01:16:14,325 --> 01:16:16,286
I'm kind of used to that
by now, Mr. Rongen.
1551
01:16:16,995 --> 01:16:18,329
It's not my fault, man.
I tried.
1552
01:16:18,413 --> 01:16:19,706
- I know, I know.
- They don't listen to me.
1553
01:16:19,789 --> 01:16:20,832
- I know.
- It's over!
1554
01:16:20,915 --> 01:16:23,584
- They're shutting you down.
- Oh. That I did not know.
1555
01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,839
That will be why
Mr. Alex is here.
1556
01:16:31,259 --> 01:16:32,260
Oh, well.
1557
01:16:32,719 --> 01:16:33,970
On the bright side,
1558
01:16:34,053 --> 01:16:36,597
I got to go
on a tropical island getaway.
1559
01:16:36,764 --> 01:16:39,225
Take in the sights
with my friend, Thomas.
1560
01:16:40,351 --> 01:16:41,394
What is it with you?
1561
01:16:42,395 --> 01:16:43,980
Why are you always
so positive?
1562
01:16:44,063 --> 01:16:45,064
It's sickening.
1563
01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,817
You should coach them.
They believe in you.
1564
01:16:47,900 --> 01:16:48,943
They believe in you.
1565
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:50,862
But you have to show them
who you are.
1566
01:16:51,029 --> 01:16:53,031
They don't know you.
You don't talk to them.
1567
01:16:53,281 --> 01:16:54,949
Ever since you got
to our island,
1568
01:16:55,033 --> 01:16:56,034
you've been somewhere else.
1569
01:16:56,326 --> 01:16:57,994
Even now,
you're somewhere else.
1570
01:16:58,161 --> 01:16:59,162
Maybe it's in the past,
1571
01:16:59,245 --> 01:17:01,205
because you thought
you were happier then.
1572
01:17:01,497 --> 01:17:03,624
But I think you could
be happy here, now.
1573
01:17:04,459 --> 01:17:06,169
But you actually have
to be here, now.
1574
01:17:09,130 --> 01:17:10,131
I can't win.
1575
01:17:11,174 --> 01:17:12,175
Then lose.
1576
01:17:14,218 --> 01:17:15,470
But don't lose alone.
1577
01:17:16,387 --> 01:17:17,597
Lose with us.
1578
01:17:19,098 --> 01:17:20,558
And there's always
the second half.
1579
01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:22,852
That's another chance.
1580
01:17:24,937 --> 01:17:26,481
Second halves everywhere.
1581
01:17:42,705 --> 01:17:44,499
Right. Get rid of it.
1582
01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:46,417
This is all nonsense.
1583
01:18:02,809 --> 01:18:04,769
Mmm. Okay.
1584
01:18:06,562 --> 01:18:09,148
Shouldn't have, uh,
called you losers.
1585
01:18:09,232 --> 01:18:11,442
Um, it's not true. You're not.
1586
01:18:13,653 --> 01:18:14,654
I'm the loser.
1587
01:18:18,324 --> 01:18:20,785
So,
two years ago,
1588
01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:22,829
I lost my daughter
in a car accident.
1589
01:18:23,329 --> 01:18:24,539
Her name was Nicole.
1590
01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:28,543
And that's her hat.
1591
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:34,257
She was the greatest,
you know.
1592
01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:37,176
She was, um, bright and funny,
and, uh,
1593
01:18:37,677 --> 01:18:40,096
she loved soccer.
She loved it.
1594
01:18:42,765 --> 01:18:44,976
We used to sit up
and talk about the game.
1595
01:18:45,059 --> 01:18:46,060
Most nights.
1596
01:18:47,478 --> 01:18:48,646
And then, uh,
1597
01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:50,773
one day, she was
on her way to practice
1598
01:18:50,857 --> 01:18:53,192
and she lost control
and crashed.
1599
01:18:54,026 --> 01:18:55,027
That was it.
1600
01:18:56,028 --> 01:18:57,029
She was gone.
1601
01:18:58,948 --> 01:19:00,199
I lost my baby.
1602
01:19:00,992 --> 01:19:02,702
Sorry. Okay.
1603
01:19:04,829 --> 01:19:07,081
I guess, I got pretty angry
at the world
1604
01:19:07,165 --> 01:19:09,834
but mainly, I was angry
at myself. Maybe...
1605
01:19:10,001 --> 01:19:12,211
if I took her to practice,
she'd still be here.
1606
01:19:13,379 --> 01:19:16,007
Maybe if I was there
for her a bit more.
1607
01:19:16,507 --> 01:19:17,592
A lot of maybes.
1608
01:19:20,428 --> 01:19:21,679
Why'd I take this job?
1609
01:19:21,888 --> 01:19:23,639
For the challenge? No.
1610
01:19:23,806 --> 01:19:24,891
I couldn't give two shits
1611
01:19:24,974 --> 01:19:25,975
about turning
this team around.
1612
01:19:26,058 --> 01:19:28,728
I was, uh, forced to take it.
1613
01:19:29,687 --> 01:19:31,272
It was the only job
I could get.
1614
01:19:31,856 --> 01:19:33,566
And I didn't want it, guys.
1615
01:19:34,525 --> 01:19:36,736
You know, I thought
I was better than you.
1616
01:19:39,739 --> 01:19:42,909
And fact of the matter is,
you don't need me at all.
1617
01:19:43,493 --> 01:19:44,785
You're already perfect.
1618
01:19:46,662 --> 01:19:49,624
So basically, my advice
to you would be,
1619
01:19:49,707 --> 01:19:50,708
"Don't listen to me."
1620
01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:54,420
Go out there
and do what you do.
1621
01:19:54,629 --> 01:19:56,255
Or don't do it.
1622
01:19:56,756 --> 01:19:58,674
Whatever. You know?
1623
01:19:59,342 --> 01:20:00,468
You've reminded me
1624
01:20:00,551 --> 01:20:03,346
that I've always loved playing
more than winning.
1625
01:20:04,055 --> 01:20:05,973
So, enjoy this match.
1626
01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:08,392
I mean, life's short.
Football's a game.
1627
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,229
I just want you all
to be happy.
1628
01:20:14,732 --> 01:20:16,234
But we want to win, coach.
1629
01:20:18,611 --> 01:20:19,820
Then be happy.
1630
01:21:39,734 --> 01:21:41,527
Coach,
nice pep talk.
1631
01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:15,394
Hey, Chief,
got any spare chicken, there?
1632
01:22:21,484 --> 01:22:22,485
No pressure.
1633
01:22:22,902 --> 01:22:24,028
Enjoy yourselves.
1634
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,446
It's just a game.
1635
01:22:27,865 --> 01:22:28,866
Life is good.
1636
01:22:29,075 --> 01:22:30,701
Yes, Jaiyah. Yeah.
1637
01:22:31,869 --> 01:22:32,995
Oh, good kicking!
1638
01:22:33,162 --> 01:22:34,246
Push up, push up, push up.
1639
01:22:35,373 --> 01:22:36,374
Look for it.
1640
01:23:29,385 --> 01:23:32,221
Goal!
- Yeah!
1641
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,682
- Yeah!
1642
01:23:37,393 --> 01:23:39,770
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!
1643
01:23:39,937 --> 01:23:41,731
We actually scored a goal!
1644
01:23:48,362 --> 01:23:50,156
That's my boy! That's my boy!
1645
01:23:50,322 --> 01:23:53,451
This is the first
goal ever for American Samoa.
1646
01:23:53,743 --> 01:23:55,077
Let's go, Samoa!
1647
01:23:55,244 --> 01:23:58,372
My baby!
Rambo did it, you guys.
1648
01:23:58,539 --> 01:23:59,790
What a match!
1649
01:24:02,835 --> 01:24:03,836
Wow!
1650
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:16,182
Whoa, no, no, no. Whoa.
Somebody!
1651
01:24:16,974 --> 01:24:19,018
Darling! Darling!
1652
01:24:19,101 --> 01:24:20,102
Oh, no!
1653
01:24:20,269 --> 01:24:22,354
- Help!
- Somebody.
1654
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:24,482
I need medical assistance
over in section...
1655
01:24:26,525 --> 01:24:30,404
Hey, Ma. Dad. Dad. Wake up.
1656
01:24:31,197 --> 01:24:33,115
Dad, it's me. Dad?
1657
01:24:33,365 --> 01:24:35,409
No, no, no. Okay, okay.
Hey, hey.
1658
01:24:35,493 --> 01:24:36,535
Calm down. Calm down.
1659
01:24:36,702 --> 01:24:38,454
- What happened?
1660
01:24:38,621 --> 01:24:40,748
They said I suffered
a massive stroke.
1661
01:24:40,915 --> 01:24:42,041
Heat stroke.
1662
01:24:42,500 --> 01:24:44,251
Yeah, a massive heat stroke.
1663
01:24:44,418 --> 01:24:45,419
It was awful, son.
1664
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:46,962
Scary for everyone involved.
1665
01:24:47,046 --> 01:24:49,924
But in time,
maybe even an hour,
1666
01:24:50,966 --> 01:24:52,510
I think I'll be up
on my feet again.
1667
01:24:52,676 --> 01:24:53,677
Okay, you're going to be okay.
1668
01:24:53,761 --> 01:24:55,137
How much did we lose by?
10-one?
1669
01:24:55,221 --> 01:24:56,347
- What was the final score?
- Calm down, Dad. Okay?
1670
01:24:56,430 --> 01:24:58,557
- Breathe in. Out.
1671
01:24:58,849 --> 01:25:00,559
- I'm ready, I'm ready, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, okay. Calm down.
1672
01:25:00,726 --> 01:25:02,019
- Tell me what happened.
- Calm down. You calm?
1673
01:25:02,186 --> 01:25:03,187
Okay. Yeah. Go.
1674
01:25:03,270 --> 01:25:04,271
Now I'm going to tell you
what happened.
1675
01:25:04,355 --> 01:25:05,773
- Tell me what happened.
- All right.
1676
01:25:07,650 --> 01:25:09,151
Possession kept going
back and forth.
1677
01:25:09,860 --> 01:25:11,445
And things were tense.
1678
01:25:11,529 --> 01:25:13,614
Because we knew the whole
country was watching.
1679
01:25:15,366 --> 01:25:17,201
And that people would talk
about this day
1680
01:25:17,284 --> 01:25:18,702
for years to come.
1681
01:25:20,204 --> 01:25:21,747
And then Tonga broke
with the ball.
1682
01:25:21,914 --> 01:25:23,624
- I got him!
- It was a one-on-one
1683
01:25:23,707 --> 01:25:25,209
between me and Alishe and I
thought I could take the ball.
1684
01:25:25,543 --> 01:25:26,877
But if I dived in and missed,
1685
01:25:27,086 --> 01:25:28,212
there was going
to be a certain goal.
1686
01:25:29,588 --> 01:25:30,714
But it was different.
1687
01:25:30,881 --> 01:25:31,882
I felt different.
1688
01:25:32,842 --> 01:25:33,926
I stood up
1689
01:25:35,386 --> 01:25:36,387
and I tackled him.
1690
01:25:38,180 --> 01:25:39,473
Suddenly, we're on the attack.
1691
01:25:40,641 --> 01:25:42,518
I played the ball up to Vegas.
1692
01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:44,103
He saw the keeper
out of position and
1693
01:25:44,270 --> 01:25:46,021
he shot with
his almighty power.
1694
01:25:49,608 --> 01:25:50,609
But the keeper
1695
01:25:50,776 --> 01:25:52,611
saved and scrambled it
behind for a corner.
1696
01:25:52,862 --> 01:25:55,072
Yes! This is it, this is it.
1697
01:25:55,239 --> 01:25:56,240
Jaiyah!
1698
01:25:56,574 --> 01:25:57,575
Get up.
1699
01:25:58,909 --> 01:26:00,995
In the box there was
a lot of tussling,
1700
01:26:01,078 --> 01:26:02,413
and things were
getting serious.
1701
01:26:03,247 --> 01:26:04,498
Deph took the corner.
1702
01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:08,043
It was a right-footed
in-swinger.
1703
01:26:08,961 --> 01:26:10,713
It looked like Tonga
would clear.
1704
01:26:11,046 --> 01:26:12,339
But then...
1705
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:14,300
Jaiyah.
1706
01:26:20,848 --> 01:26:21,974
Goal.
1707
01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:23,350
Yeah!
1708
01:26:27,021 --> 01:26:28,981
That's what
I'm talking about, boy.
1709
01:26:29,148 --> 01:26:30,524
Goal!
1710
01:26:31,066 --> 01:26:32,610
And another
historic goal!
1711
01:26:35,654 --> 01:26:38,032
Unbelievable!
American Samoa...
1712
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:39,199
Yes!
1713
01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:40,367
...the
last-ranked team in the world,
1714
01:26:40,451 --> 01:26:41,869
might actually win this thing!
1715
01:26:42,828 --> 01:26:43,829
- We scored?
- Yeah.
1716
01:26:43,996 --> 01:26:45,623
- A goal? An actual goal?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1717
01:26:45,789 --> 01:26:46,790
Another one?
1718
01:26:46,957 --> 01:26:48,334
- Okay.
- Did you hear that? Two!
1719
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,669
Everything was going great.
With only 30 seconds left
1720
01:26:50,753 --> 01:26:52,171
{\an8}on the clock.
We were winning.
1721
01:26:52,338 --> 01:26:53,672
But then the referee decided
to add
1722
01:26:53,839 --> 01:26:54,882
five minutes to the game.
1723
01:26:55,049 --> 01:26:56,216
- What a disgrace.
- Yeah.
1724
01:26:56,383 --> 01:26:57,384
Then what happened?
1725
01:26:57,468 --> 01:26:58,677
The match
was almost over.
1726
01:26:58,761 --> 01:27:00,179
We were holding up
under the pressure.
1727
01:27:05,935 --> 01:27:06,936
Got it!
1728
01:27:07,603 --> 01:27:08,646
Stop, thief!
1729
01:27:09,271 --> 01:27:10,898
You can only get away
with one of those a game.
1730
01:27:11,857 --> 01:27:13,692
The ball was passed wide
and the Tonga winger
1731
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:15,444
sent over a great cross.
1732
01:27:17,029 --> 01:27:18,530
Nicky was catching these
all day,
1733
01:27:18,697 --> 01:27:20,157
but under the pressure...
1734
01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:23,243
...he fumbled it.
1735
01:27:23,535 --> 01:27:25,412
It hit his hand and it was
rolling towards the goal.
1736
01:27:26,956 --> 01:27:27,998
- Oh, shit.
Then,
1737
01:27:28,165 --> 01:27:29,166
out of nowhere
1738
01:27:29,708 --> 01:27:30,751
came Jaiyah.
1739
01:27:30,918 --> 01:27:32,544
She slid in at the last minute
and hooked
1740
01:27:32,628 --> 01:27:34,588
the ball off the line,
saving a certain goal.
1741
01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:36,256
Yes, Jaiyah! Yes!
1742
01:27:36,966 --> 01:27:37,967
But then,
1743
01:27:38,133 --> 01:27:39,343
the ball fell to Alishe
1744
01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,178
and he wasn't going to miss.
1745
01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:42,846
I didn't have any option.
1746
01:27:43,013 --> 01:27:44,807
As he drew back to shoot,
I dived in.
1747
01:27:46,475 --> 01:27:48,852
Clear penalty.
It was my fault.
1748
01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:51,438
- Hit him, darling.
1749
01:27:52,773 --> 01:27:54,817
- You idiot!
- Then what happened?
1750
01:27:54,984 --> 01:27:57,111
Nicky Salapu had to
face the penalty by himself.
1751
01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:59,154
- Oh, Jesus, it gets worse.
Oh, God.
1752
01:28:06,537 --> 01:28:08,414
"I had been catching these
all day.
1753
01:28:09,289 --> 01:28:10,457
"It was my time."
1754
01:28:11,083 --> 01:28:12,960
Everything was
on the line.
1755
01:28:13,127 --> 01:28:14,545
Oh, the pressure!
1756
01:28:14,712 --> 01:28:15,713
- Yeah. He was under pressure.
- Oh, pressure.
1757
01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:17,006
- Absolutely. Pressure.
- Oh! Pressure cooker.
1758
01:28:17,172 --> 01:28:18,173
Come on, Nicky.
Go, Nicky.
1759
01:28:18,257 --> 01:28:19,341
Let's go, Nicky!
Let's go!
1760
01:28:21,510 --> 01:28:23,554
- Let's go, Nicky.
Don't tell me
1761
01:28:23,721 --> 01:28:25,639
Nicky Salapu had a meltdown
in goal?
1762
01:28:25,889 --> 01:28:27,641
The horror of those
31 goals against
1763
01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:28,809
Australia 10 years ago
1764
01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:30,185
came back and haunted him.
1765
01:28:34,648 --> 01:28:37,151
I suppose he lost
his composure
1766
01:28:37,234 --> 01:28:38,694
and just stepped aside
and let the ball go in.
1767
01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:40,154
Damn everyone watching!
1768
01:28:40,362 --> 01:28:41,405
Is that what happened?
1769
01:28:41,989 --> 01:28:43,449
He probably was
freaking out a bit.
1770
01:28:43,657 --> 01:28:45,075
"But I wasn't freaking out."
1771
01:28:45,409 --> 01:28:46,994
Nicky wasn't freaking out
1772
01:28:47,536 --> 01:28:49,496
because he knew
he had the history
1773
01:28:49,580 --> 01:28:51,915
of a thousand chiefs
holding him up.
1774
01:28:52,082 --> 01:28:54,251
But he just had to
let go of everything.
1775
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:55,502
"The past."
1776
01:28:57,504 --> 01:28:58,630
The present.
1777
01:28:59,631 --> 01:29:00,799
"The future.
1778
01:29:01,759 --> 01:29:02,926
"But I had to let it go.
1779
01:29:05,054 --> 01:29:06,180
"All of it."
1780
01:29:07,056 --> 01:29:09,683
He just had to become Nicky.
1781
01:29:09,933 --> 01:29:12,978
I'm Nicky Salapu. Say it.
1782
01:29:13,771 --> 01:29:15,230
I'm Nicky Salapu.
1783
01:29:39,963 --> 01:29:41,048
The whistle blew.
1784
01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:44,134
For a second, we didn't know
what was going on.
1785
01:29:44,885 --> 01:29:46,512
We never felt
like this before.
1786
01:29:47,096 --> 01:29:48,430
Until we'd realized...
1787
01:29:49,765 --> 01:29:51,141
{\an8}With a final
score of two-to-one,
1788
01:29:51,225 --> 01:29:52,684
American Samoa...
1789
01:29:52,851 --> 01:29:56,063
We win! We won!
We won! We won!
1790
01:29:58,315 --> 01:29:59,650
Yeah!
1791
01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:09,576
American Samoa
wins its
1792
01:30:09,743 --> 01:30:11,703
first match ever!
1793
01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:26,343
We did this!
1794
01:30:29,471 --> 01:30:31,140
All right!
1795
01:30:46,905 --> 01:30:48,115
- We won?
- We won?
1796
01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:50,242
- We won. You won a game, Dad.
- What?
1797
01:30:50,409 --> 01:30:52,035
- Yes, Jesus, we won!
- Oh, we won!
1798
01:30:52,369 --> 01:30:53,370
- Yes!
1799
01:30:53,537 --> 01:30:54,705
- I always knew it.
1800
01:30:55,038 --> 01:30:56,582
Oh, son,
I knew you could do it.
1801
01:30:56,665 --> 01:30:58,750
- Oh, my heart, my heart!
- Okay.
1802
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:00,127
One goal! One goal!
1803
01:31:11,889 --> 01:31:13,932
Last saved message.
1804
01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:16,518
Okay, seriously,
1805
01:31:17,269 --> 01:31:19,688
get Mom to show you
how to check your messages.
1806
01:31:20,439 --> 01:31:22,482
Although, I guess
if you're hearing this,
1807
01:31:22,566 --> 01:31:24,193
you've figured it out.
1808
01:31:25,611 --> 01:31:27,196
Anyway, to answer
your question,
1809
01:31:27,362 --> 01:31:29,239
school is good.
It's great, actually.
1810
01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:31,575
I genuinely
like all my classes.
1811
01:31:31,742 --> 01:31:33,827
Intro to Psych is really cool,
and so is Anthro.
1812
01:31:33,911 --> 01:31:35,621
That professor is
just awesome.
1813
01:31:36,371 --> 01:31:38,373
And everyone's happy
to be here.
1814
01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:40,125
I've met so many new people.
1815
01:31:40,292 --> 01:31:41,919
And there's just
so much to talk about.
1816
01:31:42,461 --> 01:31:45,714
I mean, it's like
anything's possible, you know?
1817
01:31:46,965 --> 01:31:48,717
I don't know.
I guess I'm just saying
1818
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,510
there's more to life
than soccer.
1819
01:31:51,887 --> 01:31:53,764
Okay. Love you.
1820
01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:52,406
Dear Lord.
What more can I say?
1821
01:32:52,698 --> 01:32:53,699
Nothing, really.
1822
01:32:53,949 --> 01:32:56,285
I had a dream
and it came true.
1823
01:32:56,618 --> 01:32:57,828
We scored a goal.
1824
01:32:57,995 --> 01:32:59,162
And then we scored
another goal.
1825
01:32:59,329 --> 01:33:00,414
And then we won a game!
1826
01:33:01,873 --> 01:33:03,583
And then, we lost
the next game.
1827
01:33:03,667 --> 01:33:05,627
And we didn't qualify
for the World Cup.
1828
01:33:05,877 --> 01:33:07,796
But you know what, Lord?
Despite that loss,
1829
01:33:07,963 --> 01:33:09,548
I'm happy.
1830
01:33:09,715 --> 01:33:12,259
So, thank you
for sending us Mr. Rongen.
1831
01:33:12,426 --> 01:33:14,303
We've become
quite attached to him.
1832
01:33:14,553 --> 01:33:17,472
It's like finding a little
lost white kid at the mall
1833
01:33:17,806 --> 01:33:19,474
and telling him
which way to go.
1834
01:33:20,559 --> 01:33:22,561
Thank you, Lord. Amen.
1835
01:33:22,728 --> 01:33:23,812
Amen.
1836
01:33:23,979 --> 01:33:25,188
Dear Lord.
1837
01:33:26,064 --> 01:33:29,651
I'm praying as a weird way
of letting the team know that
1838
01:33:29,901 --> 01:33:31,486
I've been offered a job
1839
01:33:31,653 --> 01:33:33,322
with MLS side, LA Galaxy
1840
01:33:33,655 --> 01:33:35,032
starting immediately.
1841
01:33:36,825 --> 01:33:40,495
But as of today, I've decided
not to take the job. Amen.
1842
01:33:40,829 --> 01:33:42,331
Amen.
Wow, Lord, that is
1843
01:33:42,497 --> 01:33:45,876
a huge gesture and
a real credit to us as a team.
1844
01:33:47,044 --> 01:33:48,879
Uh, well, Lord, the thing is
1845
01:33:49,463 --> 01:33:50,547
I'm still leaving.
1846
01:33:52,466 --> 01:33:53,925
But not for football, Lord.
1847
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,636
I want some time for me.
1848
01:33:56,928 --> 01:33:58,722
Uh, you know,
so I can remind myself
1849
01:33:58,805 --> 01:34:01,183
that there's other
more important things
1850
01:34:01,350 --> 01:34:03,393
to life than this game. Amen.
1851
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:04,895
Amen.
Dear Lord.
1852
01:34:05,270 --> 01:34:07,105
Way to get our hopes up, jeez!
1853
01:34:07,272 --> 01:34:08,982
It's a real rollercoaster
ride, this one.
1854
01:34:09,649 --> 01:34:11,526
Oh, well, in that case,
1855
01:34:11,693 --> 01:34:16,490
please tell Mr. Rongen that
we love him very much.
1856
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:21,328
And that he will always have
a home here in American Samoa.
1857
01:34:24,623 --> 01:34:25,624
Amen.
1858
01:35:04,454 --> 01:35:05,497
{\an8} Do you want
to get your asses kicked
1859
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:08,083
by Tonga?
Go! Pressure! Fighter!
1860
01:35:08,834 --> 01:35:10,669
Ay-ay-ay, Daru.
1861
01:35:11,878 --> 01:35:13,004
Yes, yes.
1862
01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:24,891
Good job.
1863
01:35:36,236 --> 01:35:37,737
Come on, Jaiyah, go!
Push, push, push, push!
1864
01:35:39,197 --> 01:35:40,657
Just want to say,
I love you guys.
1865
01:35:40,740 --> 01:35:44,953
{\an8}No matter how different I am.
And how different we all are.
1866
01:43:16,321 --> 01:43:18,156
And so ends
our tale of woe.
1867
01:43:18,907 --> 01:43:20,867
I guess it just goes to show,
1868
01:43:20,950 --> 01:43:22,535
no matter what happens to you,
1869
01:43:22,702 --> 01:43:24,913
when the going gets rough,
when the chips are down,
1870
01:43:25,079 --> 01:43:26,623
when you feel like
you can't carry on,
1871
01:43:26,789 --> 01:43:28,374
when you feel
like there's no hope
1872
01:43:29,250 --> 01:43:30,710
or you just can't do it,
1873
01:43:32,670 --> 01:43:34,380
anything can happen
1874
01:43:34,547 --> 01:43:36,633
and a whole lot of miracles
1875
01:43:37,467 --> 01:43:40,470
when you just have
a little bit of faith.
1876
01:43:47,477 --> 01:43:48,728
Ah, shit!